"So you slither eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your hunger for crackers never quench, may the crumbs on your mouth never dry, and may we never need you again" -Snaillax
Can you imagine just snailing along one day, and coming across a snack twice the size of yourself and just digging in with no interruptions? Best fucking day of its life, if it can remember anything more than 5 seconds previously.
I might be confusing my snails here, but I think it just scrapes bits off of the biscuit, kinda like a file/rasp. So I’m guessing that a Triscuit would probably be quite easy to eat for a snail, because it’s got quite a rough surface itself.
@@GachaStudios-p1u Yeah, I imagine it would be able to as well, Triscuit was the most challenging cracker I could think of. I know they do a number on the roof of my mouth.
They don't exactly have teeth in the same way we do. They have radulas, which are sortof like tongues covered in teeth. I dunno if they'd be able to manage a triscuit, haha.. Seems a bit too rough.
Ritz and tear
This is gonna be the comment with 10k likes in a year
until it is done
For this task we send only you. Nibble and gobble, until the deed is done.
THE RITZ SLAYER
Everybody gangsta until the snail touches a single grain of salt
cute animal + eating a cute snack + doom music = profit
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"So you slither eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your hunger for crackers never quench, may the crumbs on your mouth never dry, and may we never need you again" -Snaillax
He have self control indeed - to be able to refuse to continue to eat while food right near
Can you imagine just snailing along one day, and coming across a snack twice the size of yourself and just digging in with no interruptions?
Best fucking day of its life, if it can remember anything more than 5 seconds previously.
Exactly as advertised, thank you 🙏
Imagine if there was just a singular grain of salt just waiting for the snail
Oh no…
D:
Snails eat salt. It's like coffee. We can drink it, but would die if we were submerged.
LOOK AT 'EM GO!
It really is amazing how much music can change a video.
THE METAL SLUG 🐌🐌💀🔥🔥👿🤘
I had to look it up but snails actually have microscopic teeth. I wonder how it would manage a Triscuit?
I might be confusing my snails here, but I think it just scrapes bits off of the biscuit, kinda like a file/rasp. So I’m guessing that a Triscuit would probably be quite easy to eat for a snail, because it’s got quite a rough surface itself.
@@GachaStudios-p1u Yeah, I imagine it would be able to as well, Triscuit was the most challenging cracker I could think of. I know they do a number on the roof of my mouth.
They don't exactly have teeth in the same way we do. They have radulas, which are sortof like tongues covered in teeth. I dunno if they'd be able to manage a triscuit, haha.. Seems a bit too rough.
@@mollyOS420 I need a snail and a triscuit now, I must know.
Can't believe that snail was the Bay Harbor Butcher.
"Gary, who ate my crackers?"
Cracker: it’s time you shall die
slug: no
Cracker: what do you mean
Slug: this
Cracker: AAAAAAAAAA HAVE MERCY
slug: YUMMERS
You mean a snail? Can you not read? Don't worry you'll get it eventually ❤
THIS IS FIRE 🔥
Every nibble is a demon killed by Doom Guy
I was dancing! 😝
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RUclips is a glorious place sometimes.
So metal
I was sad when it said 13 days ago not 13 years ago
rip and tear, snailer.
Snel.
badass
I was waiting for that
Is that Ritz unsalted? I say that because snails and slugs shouldn't have salt, for they will dry out.
SoCute!
did he eat something larger than himself?
yes
did he enjoy it?
*yes*
Snail is eternal 🐌 nibble and chew until it is done
But.... Isn't there salt on Ritz....?
@@chuchupoppy That’s true. Maybe it just ate around the salt? Idk.
snalins fell paint if you drop salt on the, so i would imagine if it eats salt its the same thing
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