Oh, that last one had me rolling And yes , I to was a victim of my girlfriend feeling maternal surrounded by lots of babies, but I was too weak to resist.
My husband just got a vasectomy. According to him, the nitrous oxide was enough for the pain during the surgery; and the recovery was only two weeks. On the plus side, standard procedure is 20-40 ejaculations before the first sample and another 20-40 before the second until you're cleared for unprotected sex, so you've got a pass for every kind of "job" you can think of from her.
Man, it absolutely amazes me how great you are at suspending the fact that this is just you! I am enthralled with your ability to do this. Never once let down.
I hope he’s doing this because he wants to keep his worker’s privacy protected but it would be funny if he’s just crazy and lives alone with just family
7:07 I do Cross-stitching/needlepoint myself, keep up the good work. Also several things in this video compilation are fricken hilarious love your content keep making more please 🥺
You need to set reminders on your phone to check the chickens, quail and other animals before the incubation periods begin so you avoid another tidal wave of babies.
Okay seriously, how is this guy still choosing to stay married?!? The amount of over the top requests and decisions made behind his back increasing his debt and workload, seriously at this point, wife should be the one breaking out all the stops for Valentine's 😂
Yeah no if that was me a would male her get a refund for every last thing she order that was money for the shop not whatever you want to get that on top of making him build it that would be a BIG HELL NO
@@drakolangley4337 I know right! Every time she wants something made, HE is the one forced to make it, you'd think she'd at least include him in the decision making considering he's obviously the one making bank and the one doing the handiwork around and outside the house
At 4:55 you put panels on the inside and the outside. And you get solar powered flood lights that only have timers. No motion sensors to keep the plants. Growing for extra hours and to keep a small amount of heat generated above the plants for increased thermal mass at night. Also, you build an overly active compost heap on the inside on the side that has the most amount of wind. I’ve thought as much about winter greenhouses as you have forging.
I love your acting playing everyone in these videos... but some part of me still wonders if everyone else is just made up by your mind as you try to deal mentally with all your wife's brilliant ideas! XD I'd love to see more of the place some day, sounds amazing with all the insanity you have to go through looking after everything!
Dude you are my new favorite content creator I just found you like Forty-Eight hours ago and I'm running through your whole catalogue!!!!! Much love from the York's in Palestine Texas!!! Keep um coming... I mean cumming.
I love your videos , I sometimes laugh out loud for ten minutes, it's crazy but I can see most every situation clearly.please keep them coming. Oh btw John reminds me of a friend I use to work with , the "club"members are depicted very realistically altho I haven't heard the mention of bedroom power tools, as I remember it one lady rather liked the modified hammer drill.
Eh, ring on it is a bit too dangerous on humans, necrosis is messy and it's pretty likely to get infected. Better option's a burdizzo, hurts more for less time and if it doesn't work you did enough damage that the ER can take care of the rest.
@NoPanicButtonCalmDown Just a bit of advice. If your going to upload both the collection video as well as the individual videos separately, it might be a good idea to post the collection video after the individual videos as it tends to spoil what your upcoming videos are going to be.
Nope , everytime I think about more kids I just remember that when I am pregnant I puke every 30 minutes 24 hours a day from week 6 to week 36 but still got horrendous pregnancy cravings but could never eat any of the stuff my hormonal body said to gorge on. OPKs are just as good. And other peoples kids don't break your ribs before they take their first breath
So I'm on Facebook currently and I'm just trying to make sure I got the right Facebook because I found like three facebooks with videos of yours and I just want to make sure I'm supporting the right creator
AFAIK the personas in those sketches are based on actual employees of The Boss, (the guy playing them all) as are some of the quotes, meaning that John really is a size-queen twink bottom with an absolutely deranged kink-ridden mind.
YOU GO BOSS,I BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE SICK ,cancer first time I am able to watch in quite some time. Missed the laughs. , Thanks for them boss, you make the days a lot more tolerable
I've threatened my own husband with the ring. Between the 2 of us we have 4 boys and he wanted a girl. I'm the one that laughed at him and told him he better that that 💩 else where. The youngest is a preteen and we're almost free. I'm not staying this crap over again.
"why does it feel like you are saying "hey i did my job but i fucked up somehow""? that is a question every NCO has asked every private in the armed services.
I love this. I'm sorry, but I love this. On the whole thing with the chicks, you could probably start selling them one by one or in groups of. 5 and people would pick that up faster and for more money. Then a slow to chicken. You are d*** popular. Do you know that? 😂❤
Someday i would love to see how that homestead looks. I suspect it’s starting to look like a medieval manor.
Legit, Like I'm listening and I'd love to give it a walk
After the 27k worth of adițional buildings it might really do look like one
@@akmon349032k the return was 25k plus an additional seven thousand
Honestly me to
With a full dungeon
Pretty sure my neighbor just heard me cackling to " get your bdsm ADHD ass out of here"
I live in the country and my neighbor is a block away 🤣
"Saber-toothed Crotch Crickets" sounds like the name of a metal band. Also, I have the hiccups now from laughing too fucking hard...thanks.
I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard saber toothed crotch crickets
I had to pause and do a lap after that one
Yep, I thought the same thing. Awesome band name.
They’re actually a crossover Thrash band
Just got my hands on their debut “munching the carpet” definitely sounds like some shit John would be into 😂
This man has Dwarven Dad energy
dude im waiting for the collab
Same would be epic
My husband did it sans sedation! With the nurse ,Dr.,and myself having a lot of fun making jokes while he used a mirror watching the whole thing!❤
Oh, that last one had me rolling
And yes , I to was a victim of my girlfriend feeling maternal surrounded by lots of babies, but I was too weak to resist.
i was thinking he might like it.🤣putting a ring on it.
If you need assistance let me know
That last one was so personal he was going to band him like a male goat
My husband just got a vasectomy. According to him, the nitrous oxide was enough for the pain during the surgery; and the recovery was only two weeks. On the plus side, standard procedure is 20-40 ejaculations before the first sample and another 20-40 before the second until you're cleared for unprotected sex, so you've got a pass for every kind of "job" you can think of from her.
Man, it absolutely amazes me how great you are at suspending the fact that this is just you! I am enthralled with your ability to do this. Never once let down.
I second this... My eyes see the same face but my brain still makes them "different people" if that makes sense
I hope he’s doing this because he wants to keep his worker’s privacy protected but it would be funny if he’s just crazy and lives alone with just family
The ring part killed me the hardest! Reminds me of ringing some piglets. They squeal LOUDLY!
I mean wouldn't you?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he hadn’t already had a ring on that based off his comments.
"I'll tie you down and put a ring on it." Nothing like threatening him with a good time
That last one nearly killed me, I used to work at a farm store and sold a few of those.
7:07 I do Cross-stitching/needlepoint myself, keep up the good work. Also several things in this video compilation are fricken hilarious love your content keep making more please 🥺
"Thundercats fleshlight". I never knew I needed one before today
Jay/John is very crafty. LOL that Valentines video is hilarious!
1:58 Just gotta love the dust on the hard hat.
You need to set reminders on your phone to check the chickens, quail and other animals before the incubation periods begin so you avoid another tidal wave of babies.
I never know what to expect from your videos, but I am never disappointed.
Okay seriously, how is this guy still choosing to stay married?!? The amount of over the top requests and decisions made behind his back increasing his debt and workload, seriously at this point, wife should be the one breaking out all the stops for Valentine's 😂
Yeah no if that was me a would male her get a refund for every last thing she order that was money for the shop not whatever you want to get that on top of making him build it that would be a BIG HELL NO
@@drakolangley4337 I know right! Every time she wants something made, HE is the one forced to make it, you'd think she'd at least include him in the decision making considering he's obviously the one making bank and the one doing the handiwork around and outside the house
Worth noting that these are skits, and should be assumed to be inaccurate representations of his life.
Saber tooth crotch crickets! I can't stop laughing!
At 4:55 you put panels on the inside and the outside. And you get solar powered flood lights that only have timers. No motion sensors to keep the plants. Growing for extra hours and to keep a small amount of heat generated above the plants for increased thermal mass at night. Also, you build an overly active compost heap on the inside on the side that has the most amount of wind. I’ve thought as much about winter greenhouses as you have forging.
valentines day funeral made me flip over in my chair. XD
I'm pretty sure she's the only person that OSHA doesn't try to f*** with
Not the Sabertooth crotch crickets😂😂😂
This guy is better than Dwarven Dad by a long shot. However I would love to be an apprentice for him.
I love your acting playing everyone in these videos... but some part of me still wonders if everyone else is just made up by your mind as you try to deal mentally with all your wife's brilliant ideas! XD
I'd love to see more of the place some day, sounds amazing with all the insanity you have to go through looking after everything!
Dude you are my new favorite content creator I just found you like Forty-Eight hours ago and I'm running through your whole catalogue!!!!! Much love from the York's in Palestine Texas!!! Keep um coming... I mean cumming.
I love your dark sense of humor!
I love this guy keep up the great work I wait for each and everyone of your videos.
Lmao I'm gonna use that from now on. I hope you catch saber toothed crotch crickets!!
4:18 OK, no one would think it was OK to drop 25 grand of a business money into personal shit. That shit is gonna get you divorced real fast.
I would ask why Boss has an elastrator just hanging around, already loaded, but I'm not 100% sure I want to know...
I thought the microgreens one would end with Joey Ray craming bean sprouts into his mouth.
Love the combo video keep up the great content
I love your videos , I sometimes laugh out loud for ten minutes, it's crazy but I can see most every situation clearly.please keep them coming. Oh btw John reminds me of a friend I use to work with , the "club"members are depicted very realistically altho I haven't heard the mention of bedroom power tools, as I remember it one lady rather liked the modified hammer drill.
Saber tooth crotch crickets….. I love this!
Cheetara.. Thunder, thunder, Thunder Cats Ho!. Ya you did ....ya I did ....epic. lol . Just feathery flocks of dirty birds everywhere.....lol
Eh, ring on it is a bit too dangerous on humans, necrosis is messy and it's pretty likely to get infected. Better option's a burdizzo, hurts more for less time and if it doesn't work you did enough damage that the ER can take care of the rest.
Love these complications! Any plans on uploading ones for March and April?
Hi from Scotland please keep up with the excellent funny content 👍👍👍
I spy with my little eye a Rigger’s eye hook on the ceiling. 😜
@NoPanicButtonCalmDown Just a bit of advice. If your going to upload both the collection video as well as the individual videos separately, it might be a good idea to post the collection video after the individual videos as it tends to spoil what your upcoming videos are going to be.
Nope , everytime I think about more kids I just remember that when I am pregnant I puke every 30 minutes 24 hours a day from week 6 to week 36 but still got horrendous pregnancy cravings but could never eat any of the stuff my hormonal body said to gorge on. OPKs are just as good. And other peoples kids don't break your ribs before they take their first breath
Love your work!
“Judas” so much emotion XD
so a paddle, Thundercats flesh light -------- I'm too scared to even ask, but
So I'm on Facebook currently and I'm just trying to make sure I got the right Facebook because I found like three facebooks with videos of yours and I just want to make sure I'm supporting the right creator
Man took a beating this month, with his wife taking his 25k, and all his eggs hacthing
The Quail in hand understood the tone at the end lol
I like twinks too! I'm dead! Then the bdsm comment! I didn't expect a forge channel to be so kink centered and I'm rolling
AFAIK the personas in those sketches are based on actual employees of The Boss, (the guy playing them all) as are some of the quotes, meaning that John really is a size-queen twink bottom with an absolutely deranged kink-ridden mind.
i sooooo love these vids, tying a band around it hahahah
1800 sounds like a nice dose of wings and thighs
*Only about 666* at about 6 grams a piece, with about a 6 week to slaughter weight at the time. 🤫😁🙈
"Saber tooth crotch crickets" 🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t heard the phrase saber-toothed crotch crickets since I was in high school/college.
YOU
GO BOSS,I BEEN GONE FOR A
WHILE SICK ,cancer first time
I am able to watch in quite some time. Missed the laughs. , Thanks for them boss, you make the days a lot more tolerable
I lost it at, "sabertooth crotch crickets."
Bro idk why but I think John if it’s a real person or just a character idfk at this point would be featured in one of the shorts 😂
I've threatened my own husband with the ring. Between the 2 of us we have 4 boys and he wanted a girl. I'm the one that laughed at him and told him he better that that 💩 else where. The youngest is a preteen and we're almost free. I'm not staying this crap over again.
Valentine's Day his wife doesn't deserve after wasting so much money that should have gone to his business.
"why does it feel like you are saying "hey i did my job but i fucked up somehow""?
that is a question every NCO has asked every private in the armed services.
love your content keep up the awesome work
I love this. I'm sorry, but I love this. On the whole thing with the chicks, you could probably start selling them one by one or in groups of. 5 and people would pick that up faster and for more money. Then a slow to chicken. You are d*** popular. Do you know that?
😂❤
I love your content and I always laugh 😂😂😂
Weird thing, if you think about how your brain basically remote controls your body, you lose all precious hand to eye coordination
Oh shite. You know he might like that ring
I love twinks too
8:13 this is why we don’t have roosters
I have an actual blacksmith shop question for you what kind of volume on propane do you go through on a day
...and now, because you didn't ring him, John has two on the way...
Any time his wife buys anything with his money wothout his knowledge or permission is just another reason to take a ring off it
These vids awesome and funny.
I am your biggest fan
"Saber-tooth Crotch Crickets" 💀💀💀
"I like twinks too" xD
I still want to know why the hell the rock has an eyepatch!
He fell. Don’t have another eye.
@@NoPanicButtonCalmDown thanks, I’m sorry for the loss though.
i know the tax one is a joke but i would be beyond livid if my wife spent a tax refund from MY shop since that should GO BACK in to SAID SHOP.
John is the man, ifin he does exist.
Slaughter weight? You wouldn't!!
He should just ignore everything. His wife is saying then, and take his money back that was his earned money, not hers she has her own tax returns.
Are most forges so excepting of Nero divergents?
You could sell all those chicks around here year around and make bank
That ending😂
What are your prices if you don't mind the question
I just now realized that J meant funeral service when he mentioned the other flowers. I was confused at first.
But why does that man need an elastrator? I mean i'd get it if it was the adhd bdsm maniac wielding it...
We farm. Goat and sheep.
@@NoPanicButtonCalmDown That makes more since than how I learned about them... My first submissive, with a looooot of safeties in place. lmao.
SABER TOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
This man need to try stand up comedy
damn that is one month more then alaska
How can I get a custom kerambit made
Head over to the Etsy and contact us there for custom orders. www.etsy.com/shop/FireMonkeyForgeUSA
Sabretooth Crotch Crickets
😂😂💀
Crotch Crickets 😅😅
3:41 this would raddle me
Sabretooth crotch cricket . . . so you've met my exwife.
I so want that badge
Chicken nuggets sounds good for lunch. Lol I’m going to hell. If you laugh, see you there 😉
So...why not just...sell the birds?
I love how osha is so non comfrentatinal
When are we going to see some new videos