"Lord Kyras, the enemy forces are here!" "Ah excellent. Is time for me to do my psychic image monologue of how awesome my plan to destroy the sector is and how pathetic they are. Behold, slaves of the False Emperor, I was the one who - " "Dat's da Spaz Mareeen Chapta Masta! Com 'ere so I kan KILL ya!!" O_O " - What the fuck?"
Kyras...remember the last time Orks were underestimated... Held a sector for over a century...not even the Ultramarines could punch a hole through that wall of gobz for YEARS...
+Trigger McTriggerson No, just their Jaws or Mouths are refered to as Gobz. They do however refer to themselves as : Orks Boyz Gitz Specialist groups such as Mekboys, Flash Gits or Nobz can also be refered to as these. I'm actually surprised no group has "Sod" in it's name.
+Connor Kling yup. as of yet biel tan is one of the only major groups, albeit a craftworld, that actually purges ork spores from planets and actively fights them pretty regularly.
"some may question my right to destroy a world with 10 billion souls, but those who truly understand realize that I have no right to let them live" - Grim "Grimdark" Dark
I love how EVERYONE treats the Orks as a nuisance more than a genuine threat - even though underestimating Orks ends up costing them every single time.
gnr kulim They can create teleporters out of scrap and mega armor is like terminator armor. When meks are involved, ork tech is far from outdated. And when they do come together the waaagh that follows can topple planets. Orks are huge threat in any other universe but are comedy in 40k
The orks are the most numerous race in 40k and are certainly a threat. If a proper waaagh is happening it takes a lot of manpower to stop it. And as far as tech goes... they don't really need tech. If they believe something does the job, it usually does. The only thing that is really stopping the orks is that they are unfocussed and will resort to infighting without a warboss to lead them. But when a good warboss rises...
"A humie Boss, an' he looks like he want's ta fight. Dat's good, ME TOO! Dear god, that's one of the most epic lines ever. Seriously, saying that while a WHOLE PLANET is being destroyed?
DCdabest but he don't know what orks will do to hiz chaos boyz, da only thing ya can laught at about orks is the amount of stupid things that charge them while they have ther choppa ready! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
That Chaos marine kicking the shit out of that Tyranid at about 2:40 was hilarious! ...casually berrating him for being ungrateful while stabbing a 15 foot tall alien with scythe like arms and 2 foot long fangs in the face lmao!!
And as Kyras is trying to get back on his feet from laughing, leaning against the altar, Bluddflagg and his crew wonder; When will the Orks ever be taken seriously?
1: Orks is made fer fightin' an' winnin'. 2: Dere ain't no such fing as 'enuff Dakka', but try ter' 'chieve it anyway. 3: Bigga iz always, ALWAYS betta, so get big and get good. 4: Know yer colourz, know yer boyz, know yer kit. Know these fings an' ye'll neva lose.
*None shall escape! NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE SACRIFICE!* This one Chaos Marine is more loyal to the gods than any of his kind. Give HIM some Daemon might for fuck's sake and the Imperium is hopeless.
I love how he talks to the Tyranids, a ravening hive mind, but treats the Orks like wild animals when entire sectors have been destroyed by Imperial Commanders underestimating the Orks
@Neurotic Arts - You can always play Dawn of War 1, Gorgutz is less jokes, more stomping. And i am pretty sure there is media out there that plays them as the straight up murderous bastards they are, but i don`t recall other games where you can play as them.
Many says Kyras is very well voice and this scene is so grimdark. For me, I think he is an idiot who love smack talk when I play Ork and Tyranid. He's not that great, just an edgelord.
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I love Kyras's reaction.
"...Are these Inquisitors even TRYING anymore?"
tsk tsk tsk, aparently Kyras doesn't remeber that Orks should never be taken lightly unless you want your demon prince balls crushed by a power claw
I think he forgot what happened to the detachment he sent to Kaurava under Indrick Boreale, all butchered by Orks and Tau.
Even Khorn recnognized Tunska the demon killar as an amazing endless show of bloodshed
Ooh! Ooh! Tuska da daemon killa!
I should probably not be as proud that I caught that reference as I am.
@@HaloFTW55 He may well have sent Boreale to Kaurava hoping that would happen to him.
@@MaxirionV iz all gud, that spikey ‘ead gitz got Slaanash all excited, dey sayz…
"Lord Kyras, the enemy forces are here!"
"Ah excellent. Is time for me to do my psychic image monologue of how awesome my plan to destroy the sector is and how pathetic they are. Behold, slaves of the False Emperor, I was the one who - "
"Dat's da Spaz Mareeen Chapta Masta! Com 'ere so I kan KILL ya!!"
O_O " - What the fuck?"
Pfft...snerk... HA HA HA HA HA!
Honestly, mr nailbrains gotta set his git finda to Pansy again.
Kyras...remember the last time Orks were underestimated...
Held a sector for over a century...not even the Ultramarines could punch a hole through that wall of gobz for YEARS...
Wall of what?
Gobz...it's what Orks call themselves.
+Trigger McTriggerson No, just their Jaws or Mouths are refered to as Gobz.
They do however refer to themselves as :
Orks
Boyz
Gitz
Specialist groups such as Mekboys, Flash Gits or Nobz can also be refered to as these.
I'm actually surprised no group has "Sod" in it's name.
+Connor Kling yup. as of yet biel tan is one of the only major groups, albeit a craftworld, that actually purges ork spores from planets and actively fights them pretty regularly.
like battlefleet gothic armada said, underestimating the green skins is a fast route to the grave
"I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion."
SO GRIMDARK
"the emperor protects" yeah it protected a million souls so well.....
You know what they say, a loaded bolter doesn't hurt...
after this grimdark interruption we go back to our program: Bluddflag's Shenanighan: ork fortress 2
@@eddymercan7487 "The Emperor protects"
"But having a loaded bolter never hurt either"
"some may question my right to destroy a world with 10 billion souls, but those who truly understand realize that I have no right to let them live" - Grim "Grimdark" Dark
I love how EVERYONE treats the Orks as a nuisance more than a genuine threat - even though underestimating Orks ends up costing them every single time.
There's lots of em, but never united and always kill each other. The most outdated tech of all race. Not much of threat
gnr kulim They can create teleporters out of scrap and mega armor is like terminator armor. When meks are involved, ork tech is far from outdated. And when they do come together the waaagh that follows can topple planets. Orks are huge threat in any other universe but are comedy in 40k
@@magoswes3588 well they do possess threat when they're United
The orks are the most numerous race in 40k and are certainly a threat. If a proper waaagh is happening it takes a lot of manpower to stop it. And as far as tech goes... they don't really need tech. If they believe something does the job, it usually does. The only thing that is really stopping the orks is that they are unfocussed and will resort to infighting without a warboss to lead them. But when a good warboss rises...
@@colboy1fish it spells the end of entire sector's
"A humie Boss, an' he looks like he want's ta fight. Dat's good, ME TOO!
Dear god, that's one of the most epic lines ever. Seriously, saying that while a WHOLE PLANET is being destroyed?
MORK PROTECTS!
Why let the planet cracking beneath your feet get in the way of a good duel to the death?
I couldn't help but pick up some nervousness in that laugh of his.
"The emperor's slaves send ORKS? AHAHAHA... HA... ha... I'm fucked..."
Csp499
He was amused but also unsettled. It was quite an unexpected twist of events.
DCdabest but he don't know what orks will do to hiz chaos boyz, da only thing ya can laught at about orks is the amount of stupid things that charge them while they have ther choppa ready! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Ha ha ha. I'm in danger.
That Chaos marine kicking the shit out of that Tyranid at about 2:40 was hilarious! ...casually berrating him for being ungrateful while stabbing a 15 foot tall alien with scythe like arms and 2 foot long fangs in the face lmao!!
Kyras' s rant after you start the stage gives me chills every time. He was such a well devised and voiced badguy.
And as Kyras is trying to get back on his feet from laughing, leaning against the altar, Bluddflagg and his crew wonder; When will the Orks ever be taken seriously?
When they will be able to speak tree grammaticaly correct sentences in the same 5 minutes
Kyras laughed so hard he was actually wheezing. Guess even an Astartes throat can get overworked.
Lootin is a proppa orky value. Right there next to fightin, and blowin stuff up.
"Proppa Orky Values"
tfw you find out that Orks have values
Ov cos we ave values, we waz made for proppa fightin an winnin
1: Orks is made fer fightin' an' winnin'.
2: Dere ain't no such fing as 'enuff Dakka', but try ter' 'chieve it anyway.
3: Bigga iz always, ALWAYS betta, so get big and get good.
4: Know yer colourz, know yer boyz, know yer kit. Know these fings an' ye'll neva lose.
@@Nehfariusyoez forgot somethin. Green is best!!!
Underestimating Orks? Tell that to Boreale and the Kaurava system.
or the Daemon Prince thatmet Tuska
John Stark The Blood Prince? He underestimated orks and got his balls crushed with a powerklaw
NOH
The worst thing anyone could do is underestimate an Ork.
Not a good place ta be! not good!, I think that is the most realistic reaction to the whole planet dying
*None shall escape! NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE SACRIFICE!*
This one Chaos Marine is more loyal to the gods than any of his kind. Give HIM some Daemon might for fuck's sake and the Imperium is hopeless.
also He alone destroyed a carnifex
The "HA HA HA OH WOW" of 40k.
[0:26] When CM Kyras pulls an El Risitas
0:17 OUR ENEMIES HIDE BEHIND ORK BOSSES?! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY...THEIR ORK BOSSES!
When Orks and Chaos Marines fight it out, it's a galaxy wide victory.
compare these:
LOOK RHINOES!!! RHIIIIINOES!!! THEY HIDE IN METUL BAWKSES
ORKS?! ORKS?! THE EMPEROR'S SLAVES SEND ORKS?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love how he talks to the Tyranids, a ravening hive mind, but treats the Orks like wild animals when entire sectors have been destroyed by Imperial Commanders underestimating the Orks
Orks - the comic relief of the 41st millennium
@Neurotic Arts - But they are one of the most brutal creatures of W40K, they just happen to be also the only ones who have, and are fun.
@Neurotic Arts - You can always play Dawn of War 1, Gorgutz is less jokes, more stomping. And i am pretty sure there is media out there that plays them as the straight up murderous bastards they are, but i don`t recall other games where you can play as them.
The big joke is that they are the most successful native race
@@rustkarl "Native to where?"
"Yes"
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Nick Samiamidis
Ha. I was trying to exclude the Nids.
Laughed hard at this one lmao, the emperors slaves send orks
All I know is everyone who ever shit talked an Ork got stomped soon after
that fucking Wheeze though
Orks...
People should never underestimate da orks.
@Guudni you got them in the item list after the mission, its wayn if you pick them up or not...
"Not a good place ta be! Not good!"
AN DATS 'OW YA MASSACRE!
@Guudni the items get picked up automatically anyway at the end of the mission
No! SPHESS MEHREENS!!!
Hahahaha!
I can't help but rewind 0:55 so I can see that kickass cinematic and speech.
There's *always* time for a good fight.
I freaking couldn't resist to replay 0:16 Part xDDD.. I just laughed extreme cause of Kyras's speech on that moment xDDD... Superb... :P
@Washu1973 LOL. Nice Aliens reference there. Cleverly hidden and done. :XD
@stickks9875
Iv read that the choas ending is ment to be the real ending ( it should be the ork one ofc).
@Crazyfire24 Where did you read that? I would imagine the Space Marine ending to be the canonical one.
I wonder if orks even know what Exterminatus is.
@RanwulfMaxwell and yeah in the middle of the scene like it was that was bad ass.
0:16 I actually had to laugh with Kyras over this irony.
Many says Kyras is very well voice and this scene is so grimdark. For me, I think he is an idiot who love smack talk when I play Ork and Tyranid. He's not that great, just an edgelord.
laz kar That has to be the best sum up of the 40K universe that I've ever heared.
Agreed! Although, I prefer killing and/or guiding the Eldar. Switching between IG and Eldar.. heresy! HERESY! *BLAMs self*
0:26
Someone's having a good time.
@Haloister The Orks are not vital. That hat is Chuck Norris in disguise.
Pfft...snerk... HA HA HA HA!
NOT A GOOD PLACE TA BE! NOT GOOD!
Da Slappa Choppa "Stop 'avin a borin rumble stop 'avin a borin life" or was it "Watch dis yer gunna love me cuts"
Which is the real ending I want to know
No, We aren't having another one of those, 40k already has a bad Rep after Boreale.
Can someone help me find the song in this mission?
@RanwulfMaxwell well there's one thing that you'll always expect from an ork....
they'll want to fight no matter what
You recieve them after the mission anyway, but I feel the same D:
@RanwulfMaxwell that's Orks for you ^_^
this level i finished it at the last second
@RanwulfMaxwell truely a ork thing to do
Good and proper DAKKA!, that's what it is.
Don't underestimate Orks Kyras >:D
Ya won't be laffin' fer long ya armer plated stomp bait! =P
@louie97ation - You mean 'ORK BAWSSES" lol
i completely agree
Watched it with the 1911 button. :D
For some reason the word squandering makes me laugh.
orks are to kyras as metal bawkes are to carron
@WesleighHall
I have a vauge memory of reading it on the Dawn of war forums, sry im being a bit vauge its been a while since i read it.
@ILostMyIcecream huh
No, Please. Not another abomination of a Joke
@RanwulfMaxwell dares allways tyme far a prooper Waaaagh.