Minecraft Manhunt But Every Block I Break Increases My Haste

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  • @McBirken
    @McBirken  3 года назад +4081

    I forgot to mention to make it even more OP I made it so none of my tools broke! Sorry for any confusion ❤️

  • @SacsachCCABP
    @SacsachCCABP 3 года назад +5544

    “Lava clutch”
    Me knowing that lava doesn’t absorb fall damage:

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 3 года назад +373

      i guess he panicked and decided not to use the cobweb

    • @paulfomitchev8560
      @paulfomitchev8560 3 года назад +242

      He also had pearls in his inventory

    • @rzh3518
      @rzh3518 3 года назад +173

      Als couldve bed clutched :/

    • @phantomblizzard7756
      @phantomblizzard7756 3 года назад +66

      well ig he panicked and didnt really have time to think

    • @elite9potato467
      @elite9potato467 3 года назад +80

      Actually you CAN reduce some fall damage if you fall from the side into the lava. It’s kinda like a berry bush clutch where you have to time it just right

  • @asianmadlabz8039
    @asianmadlabz8039 3 года назад +1052

    McBirken: takes half a heart of damage fighting meep
    also McBirken: "Ooohh that was too close"

  • @zacktallard1899
    @zacktallard1899 3 года назад +559

    “At this point I’m dream guys” Proceeds to place down another crafting table next to one he already had

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 3 года назад +30

    3:45 Channeling is an enchantment for the Trident. When you throw a Trident with Channeling during a thunderstorm and it hits something that is exposed to the open sky, it strikes lightning on them.
    It also doesn’t effect mobs if they are in/on at least one of the following:
    - Water
    - Lava
    - Cobweb
    - Soul Sand
    - Honey Block
    - Snow (Not the block, the layers, and only if the snow layer is 8)
    - A Minecart (Unless passive)
    - A Boat (Unless passive)
    And yes, I _DID_ use the Minecraft Wiki.

    • @biniamghebrezghiabher
      @biniamghebrezghiabher 2 года назад

      Bruh

    • @Nova_Ghost_Gamer
      @Nova_Ghost_Gamer 8 месяцев назад

      Hey, I admit, I looked up some stuff on the wiki to beat 99.5% of Pikmin 4, so I admit, I am a coward for the most part.

  • @jodizver3536
    @jodizver3536 3 года назад +471

    McBirken: lava clutch
    The Cobwebs in his inventory: bruh

    • @cupgame8955
      @cupgame8955 3 года назад +5

      Dont forget the ender pearl

    • @Yashraj_Rathour_Arya
      @Yashraj_Rathour_Arya 3 года назад +1

      @@cupgame8955 yes LoL XD

    • @gabrielheinz6845
      @gabrielheinz6845 3 года назад +2

      Though it was a great punchline for the video ngl, even if it wasn't intentional. He was very OP, and it brings a sense of satisfaction to know that his friends won.

    • @Axy_Gaming09
      @Axy_Gaming09 3 года назад

      bruh

    • @derferder_1045
      @derferder_1045 3 года назад +2

      Well to be fair he had like 1 second for a reaction

  • @dyst1nct130
    @dyst1nct130 3 года назад +367

    "Lava clutch" is the funniest thing i've heard all week XD

    • @hr5523
      @hr5523 3 года назад +8

      Yeah and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t even work lmao

    • @JorgaoDoPneu
      @JorgaoDoPneu 3 года назад +12

      @@hr5523 it dosent work and he knew it, he should have keeped those cob webs so he mlg web

    • @Tahn_yt
      @Tahn_yt 3 года назад +5

      I would've used one of the like, 5 beds in my hotbar 😂

    • @JorgaoDoPneu
      @JorgaoDoPneu 3 года назад +1

      @@Tahn_yt yeah, but if u miss cick u are boom

    • @tutuappviphezh1892
      @tutuappviphezh1892 3 года назад +1

      @@hr5523 it works but it reduces it but only a little bit

  • @lanternGD
    @lanternGD 2 года назад +84

    “Lava clutch”
    Also birken: *has a full hot bar with beds, and with cobwebs and pearls in his inventory*

    • @lanternGD
      @lanternGD 2 года назад +1

      @Riley Chong beds explode when you click on them

    • @Taco379
      @Taco379 2 года назад +1

      @Muadz channel thanks mr obvious

    • @Kailon407hehe
      @Kailon407hehe 2 года назад +1

      And a water bucket

  • @lordainz7043
    @lordainz7043 3 года назад +56

    POV: He said 10 people but when he opened the player tab for 1 second it was only 8

  • @fewsnow
    @fewsnow 3 года назад +688

    Alt title: 13 minutes of my life gone because i know lava clutches don’t work and mcbirken didn’t use his ender pearls

  • @vdm9850
    @vdm9850 3 года назад +3644

    “Lava clutch” *literally has 5 pearls in his inventory*

    • @Michael-ft6pt
      @Michael-ft6pt 3 года назад +117

      You fall faster than pearls go

    • @theviper9994
      @theviper9994 3 года назад +65

      @@Michael-ft6pt pearl to the towers

    • @skip6132
      @skip6132 3 года назад +120

      @@Michael-ft6pt right before you fall throw it at the ground

    • @titussoke9685
      @titussoke9685 3 года назад +71

      It's hard to think fast

    • @TunderWar
      @TunderWar 3 года назад +18

      U fall faster than perals

  • @thewolfleader500
    @thewolfleader500 3 года назад +8

    Therapist: Birken swearing doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    *Birken Swearing: **7:39*

  • @pakalupapito5578
    @pakalupapito5578 2 года назад +5

    "Channeling? I don't even know what that is."
    Channeling is something you put on a trident and when it rains it strikes lightning on whatever you hit. It's pretty overpowered

  • @donii7092
    @donii7092 3 года назад +95

    McBirken: Channeling, what is that?
    Trident: and I took that personally

  • @hildebrouwer4761
    @hildebrouwer4761 3 года назад +26

    Mcbirkem :”speed is everything “
    Does speed per block “dies”

  • @MacElMasMancoDeTodos
    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos 2 года назад +11

    This guy says everything that Dream thinks on his mind.

  • @manguoo_
    @manguoo_ 3 года назад +546

    I'm not sure if it was just me but I was getting SOOOO frustrated when he wouldnt go into the portal right away

  • @chrislima3937
    @chrislima3937 3 года назад +577

    when you have so much haste that u can break Obsidian without moving your fingers and hands

    • @justgru
      @justgru 3 года назад +7

      No more p a i n

    • @TrebleClefDan
      @TrebleClefDan 3 года назад +12

      G o t t a g o f a s t

    • @somesus
      @somesus 3 года назад +8

      Y O U R E T O O S L O W

    • @n-NaterTATER
      @n-NaterTATER 3 года назад +3

      And then you still lose

    • @waterp.
      @waterp. 3 года назад

      With that much haste he can break obsidian with weakness and in water 1 sec

  • @v1zor35
    @v1zor35 2 года назад +80

    Somebody get this guy an "Oscar" already 😂 He's such a good actor

    • @rock8621
      @rock8621 2 года назад

      @Notcheee he don't know channeling enchantment Minecraft he is and great actor

    • @maloony3717
      @maloony3717 2 года назад +1

      @@rock8621 lmao I dont

    • @rock8621
      @rock8621 2 года назад

      @@maloony3717 u have an Oscar

    • @dinhvong3910
      @dinhvong3910 2 года назад

      @@rock8621 what?

  • @OdinJrthesecond
    @OdinJrthesecond 3 года назад +27

    "Lava clutch"
    Let's assume that lava reduced fall damage (spoiler: it doesn't).
    You'd still burn.
    *Amazing, in the span of 5 seconds you used all 2 of your brain cells*

    • @Dreamer-yj6yo
      @Dreamer-yj6yo 2 года назад +1

      Lava does reduce the fall damage if u place it on a wall

    • @OdinJrthesecond
      @OdinJrthesecond 2 года назад

      @@Dreamer-yj6yo Okay well, that's lava slowing you down. It slows you down, but it won't completely reduce fall damage like water does unless you fall through a LOT of it.

    • @Destined2BeKing
      @Destined2BeKing 2 года назад +2

      and he took 50 of ours in those 5 seconds

  • @AnonymousMC
    @AnonymousMC 3 года назад +1019

    When he said "0.1% chance", I was surprised that he guessed right.

  • @teeth_denier
    @teeth_denier 3 года назад +219

    Alternate title: Meep getting slaughtered by McBirken for 12 minutes

    • @unusaurus9714
      @unusaurus9714 3 года назад +2

      Lmao true

    • @rilee_52_9
      @rilee_52_9 3 года назад +1

      poor meep
      #justiceformeep
      ༼;´༎ຶ۝ ༎ຶ༽ ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

  • @Tok_an
    @Tok_an 3 года назад +4

    bircken:lava clutch
    also bircken: *has like 7 beds on his hot bar*

  • @SylvainCosmos
    @SylvainCosmos 2 года назад +19

    "Why did none of these guys have beds?" he asked, overlooking the beds right in his inventory.

  • @Scooble-ev9vp
    @Scooble-ev9vp 3 года назад +240

    Fun fact: on bedrock edition, haste also increases your attack speed

    • @Pandaboy-hp6zx
      @Pandaboy-hp6zx 3 года назад +2

      Really??

    • @Pandaboy-hp6zx
      @Pandaboy-hp6zx 3 года назад +1

      I didnt know that

    • @njsmndz2943
      @njsmndz2943 3 года назад +17

      @@Pandaboy-hp6zx yeah but its kinda useless since bedrock is stuck oin 1.8 combat so its still who can click the fastest

    • @Scooble-ev9vp
      @Scooble-ev9vp 3 года назад

      @@njsmndz2943 yup..

    • @Scooble-ev9vp
      @Scooble-ev9vp 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure they are adding the newer combat with C&C

  • @forcewurst4441
    @forcewurst4441 3 года назад +215

    Inventory: Hey I have pearls!
    McBirken: OK lets go Lavabucket

    • @cupgame8955
      @cupgame8955 3 года назад +1

      Dont forget the cobweb

    • @amogus9945
      @amogus9945 3 года назад +2

      You fall faster than ender pearls
      So he could have died any ways
      But there were cobwebs and beds that can help him

    • @forcewurst4441
      @forcewurst4441 3 года назад +2

      @@amogus9945 the beds wouldnt have really helped since he was so high and you can throw enderpearls right below you in the fall and it will hit you in mid-air and resets your falling speed

    • @amogus9945
      @amogus9945 3 года назад

      @@forcewurst4441 the best thing he could
      Have done was cobweb clutch

    • @forcewurst4441
      @forcewurst4441 3 года назад

      @@amogus9945 yes

  • @galactisgd431
    @galactisgd431 2 года назад +4

    I love how one guy was placing iron ore, yet he didn't have full iron armor

  • @Unpretentious
    @Unpretentious 3 года назад +2

    Meep is really good at the game, he keeps coming back practically stacked

  • @jcfiggy
    @jcfiggy 3 года назад +683

    No one gonna mention that whoever made the thumbnail doesn’t understand roman numerals?

  • @vacuumtrout3437
    @vacuumtrout3437 3 года назад +297

    "Will I be the first person to mine to the stronghold?"
    Me who knows people that have done that without ender eyes on accident:

    • @gamemodegg972
      @gamemodegg972 3 года назад +3

      Facts

    • @avamontgomery7375
      @avamontgomery7375 3 года назад +15

      I was strip mining once before I even knew how to beat the dragon and dug into it

    • @ayyxen
      @ayyxen 3 года назад

      @@avamontgomery7375 same

    • @zoken1264
      @zoken1264 3 года назад +2

      Same bruh

    • @MattyIceTheSpice
      @MattyIceTheSpice 3 года назад

      Literally did that so many times as a kid in like 2013😂😂

  • @hoodieguy2453
    @hoodieguy2453 2 года назад +3

    Channeling is an enchantment for trident, it will make your trident summon lightning when throwing the trident;)

  • @bluephoenix6394
    @bluephoenix6394 2 года назад

    Mcbirken: I hope my pickaxe doesn’t break.
    Pickaxe:doesn’t lose durability

  • @scorpiohazard9047
    @scorpiohazard9047 3 года назад +248

    "Minecraft manhunt but every block i break my reach distance increases"

    • @rester97
      @rester97 3 года назад +40

      Literally bitch slapping the enderdragon thru the portal

    • @sameaton2275
      @sameaton2275 3 года назад

      Yes!!!!!!

    • @tanjirokamado1605
      @tanjirokamado1605 3 года назад +2

      McBirken: starts breaking grass and is hitting enemies from like twenty blocks away.
      Me: starts breaking grass, gets iron crafts shears then start breaking leaving, get a hoe start breaking the fungi nether leaves me just hitting the dragon at spawn

    • @scorpiohazard9047
      @scorpiohazard9047 2 года назад +1

      @DJRox gaming who knows

    • @scorpiohazard9047
      @scorpiohazard9047 2 года назад +1

      @DJRox gaming there was no point in replying to my comment but you still did it

  • @mylesbaker5324
    @mylesbaker5324 3 года назад +291

    Ah that was to close....
    He still at 9 and a half hearts

  • @bakoknight8058
    @bakoknight8058 3 года назад +2

    12:27 that Ender man be like: *I am his FAN!!! Don’t you dare to touch him!*

  • @blackholegames1569
    @blackholegames1569 3 года назад

    12:34 was that guy PLACING IRON ORE TO GET AWAY LMAO

  • @pumpkin4287
    @pumpkin4287 3 года назад +368

    Channeling is for the trident, i think it makes lightning when there's a thunderstorm

    • @Anonymous-kt7ud
      @Anonymous-kt7ud 3 года назад +21

      And riptide let’s you fly in a thunderstorm

    • @_Yuri_06
      @_Yuri_06 3 года назад +17

      @@Anonymous-kt7ud any loyalty makes your trident come back after throwing it.

    • @duceysanem
      @duceysanem 3 года назад +5

      @@Anonymous-kt7ud or rain

    • @buttercat2718
      @buttercat2718 3 года назад +23

      @@_Yuri_06 in other words, trident enchantments can, if combined, become Mjolnir

    • @_Yuri_06
      @_Yuri_06 3 года назад +3

      @@buttercat2718 exactly

  • @heritagetitle8894
    @heritagetitle8894 3 года назад +227

    I kinda feel like getting an eye of ender for each kill is a bit op and takes the nether out of the manhunt. Maybe have it be a pearl instead?
    I have started a war in the reply section

    • @yzl6398
      @yzl6398 3 года назад +34

      yeah i think its more entertaining if there are less hunters but the twists and items arent to op like the eyes of ender

    • @Greato_
      @Greato_ 3 года назад +13

      Not op when theres 10 hunter chasing you down. Theres litteraly no chance for you to farm blaze rod when theres 10 hunter keep rushing tbh

    • @yzl6398
      @yzl6398 3 года назад +17

      @@Greato_ yeah but then its maby better with less people

    • @heritagetitle8894
      @heritagetitle8894 3 года назад +10

      @@Greato_ but the runner even said himself "i could farm him"

    • @whotfiselyse
      @whotfiselyse 3 года назад

      Or à blaze powder ? Idk

  • @alosvods615
    @alosvods615 2 года назад +1

    “So first I need to break everything I see” proceeds to run through field without breaking a single pice of grass

  • @UnderstandShitMayChange
    @UnderstandShitMayChange 2 года назад +9

    Imagine missing diamonds in the cave lmao

  • @SillviaTV
    @SillviaTV 3 года назад +64

    By the end, you swinging faster than quicksilver, daaaaaamn

    • @ChesnokOrNot
      @ChesnokOrNot 3 года назад +1

      Yo sillvertv

    • @manhimself5372
      @manhimself5372 3 года назад +1

      The flash would be a better sentence since quicksilver is actually slower than the flash when you compare comics but in films Evan peters quicksilver is quicker than Jl

    • @Edit-Emporium
      @Edit-Emporium 3 года назад

      @@manhimself5372 no flash is faster in total

  • @thvariableyt
    @thvariableyt 3 года назад +169

    I Love How In The Thumbnail He Doesn't Even Care About The Roman Numbers Besides The Haste :- Haste IIIIIIIIIII !!! XD

  • @TRub1c
    @TRub1c 2 года назад +1

    I love this series, please make more of this!!!

  • @just_a_mom200
    @just_a_mom200 3 года назад +3

    3:50 channeling is for the trident, when in thunderstorms it strikes anything u hit with it with lightning

  • @Dragon_Overlord1
    @Dragon_Overlord1 3 года назад +90

    "That was too close" - literally loses half a heart

  • @shay1227
    @shay1227 3 года назад +79

    "im scared my pick will broke"
    5 min before: *mine like flash 500 block and not show durability*

    • @IMistYI
      @IMistYI 3 года назад +2

      Yeah i see that one, where the durability?
      I think if you mine like this, just only take 30 seconds to broke iron pickaxe

    • @triaxis9917
      @triaxis9917 3 года назад +2

      He also forgot to mention his tools will not break

    • @wyattshultzaberger4143
      @wyattshultzaberger4143 3 года назад

      I know now

    • @wyattshultzaberger4143
      @wyattshultzaberger4143 3 года назад

      What minecraft wanted durabillity bur McBricken said no

  • @teckor5950
    @teckor5950 2 года назад

    McBirken: has full diamond.
    Also McBirken: doesn't have a water bucket.

  • @certifiedfurry
    @certifiedfurry 3 года назад +2

    Haste not only has the advantage of, well, mining instantly, but also hitting faster in pvp. Theoretically, you can just spamclick if you have enough haste.

  • @kompst_tu
    @kompst_tu 3 года назад +28

    "I just pulled a Dream, guys!"
    Lmao.

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops 3 года назад +2

      Actual Dream: that's cute.

  • @janaesmith08
    @janaesmith08 3 года назад +126

    McBirken: I don't even know what channeling is
    Google: Am I a joke to you?!

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 3 года назад +9

      Funny how you think that he can just go to google while being hunted

    • @foresight5039
      @foresight5039 3 года назад +3

      I mean he was pretty far he could just use his phone

    • @krishnarathi3420
      @krishnarathi3420 3 года назад +3

      a throwaway joke

    • @ploperdung
      @ploperdung 3 года назад +3

      @@foresight5039 Huge waste of time and what makes u think that using ur phone is quicker

    • @triaxis9917
      @triaxis9917 3 года назад +2

      I dont understand how is this funny

  • @mercuriejmd
    @mercuriejmd 3 года назад

    Mcbirken: Run!
    Me: RUN RUN (something something)
    RUN RUN RUN FREDDY RUN RUN SYSTEM ERROR RUN RUN KEEP IT STEADY
    (CREEPY LAUGHS)

  • @binguskralsen
    @binguskralsen 3 года назад +5

    7:39 "holy shit we can literally mine stuff with our hand now I didn't realize that"

    • @cutelulu2647
      @cutelulu2647 3 года назад +1

      What the- he sweared-

    • @eugenenaldo3148
      @eugenenaldo3148 3 года назад

      @@cutelulu2647 I know

    • @cutelulu2647
      @cutelulu2647 3 года назад

      @@eugenenaldo3148 but I’m a 10 year old what is the meaning of shit?

    • @creamdishes591
      @creamdishes591 3 года назад

      @@cutelulu2647 .

    • @cutelulu2647
      @cutelulu2647 3 года назад

      @@creamdishes591 what do I mean by ‘.’

  • @Zephyrinn__
    @Zephyrinn__ 3 года назад +10

    1:08 "I have the high ground"
    Technoblade: you dare underestimate my pythagorean theorem!?

  • @user-ep9rs3yc1e
    @user-ep9rs3yc1e 3 года назад +97

    McBirken: tries to mlg lava
    ender pearls: are we joke to you?

    • @jhobeapasinabo9275
      @jhobeapasinabo9275 3 года назад +2

      He can use beds too 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @hypercat1855
      @hypercat1855 3 года назад +5

      And cobwebs

    • @dogindapic7332
      @dogindapic7332 3 года назад +1

      @@jhobeapasinabo9275 but they will explode in the end dimension

    • @isaactheclickbaitor8455
      @isaactheclickbaitor8455 3 года назад +3

      @@dogindapic7332 only if you try to sleep In them, he can land on the beds and take less damage

    • @RuthlessDarknes5
      @RuthlessDarknes5 3 года назад +1

      @@dogindapic7332 wasnt that if you tried to sleep in em? Not place em down?

  • @mysteriossubs5196
    @mysteriossubs5196 3 года назад

    Mcbirken:breaking with right tools
    Me:break with your hand
    Mcbirken:holey sh## I can break with my hand

  • @Legendarial
    @Legendarial 3 года назад

    "Lava clutch"
    His hotbar full of Beds: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @noajay8251
    @noajay8251 3 года назад +370

    Mcbirken claiming he is the first person to mine to the stronghold 5 year old me accidentally finding the stronghold and not knowing what it is

    • @shadowwolf_kailey1873
      @shadowwolf_kailey1873 2 года назад +10

      yeah i found a stronghold by accidnet during a manhunt- and i was the one being hunted (cuz me and my friend play manhutns for fun) and im like- I- i still lost tohugh but got really close

    • @KarmaTheDivine
      @KarmaTheDivine 2 года назад +3

      I remember when I first played Minecraft, I also once found the stronghold by accident, but me being stupid, I saw the stone brick and just mined 1 block of it and then just ignored the rest and went looking for more diamonds, never actually went back to that stronghold afterwards and I ended up going to a different one on purpose.

    • @KarmaTheDivine
      @KarmaTheDivine 2 года назад +2

      And I had spent multiple years in that one world so once I found out about what the stronghold was then I realized I messed up so.

    • @shadowwolf_kailey1873
      @shadowwolf_kailey1873 2 года назад +1

      @@KarmaTheDivine Oh wow XD

    • @ShauryaKumar-ds3rc
      @ShauryaKumar-ds3rc 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @triaxis9917
    @triaxis9917 3 года назад +77

    McBirken: everytime I kill them I get one eye of ender
    Minecraft speedrun logic: u serious bruh?

  • @tiny3299
    @tiny3299 3 года назад

    McBirken be like: Imma be takin that buddy.

  • @oblivilion8342
    @oblivilion8342 2 года назад +1

    It’s funny cause right when you got into the end and put all those beds in your hot bar I literally said: “Well he should probably put a water bucket in his hot bar in case the enderdragon flings him in the air...” 😂😅

  • @triaxis9917
    @triaxis9917 3 года назад +269

    McBirken: everytime I kill them, I get one eye of ender to make it harder for them
    Me: you mean to make it easier for you because you can't build a nether portal, afraid to go to the nether, cant find fortress and bastion, cant kill blazes and trade for pearls, always falls on lava, and can't get back to your portal...isnt that right mr Birken?

    • @camrocker2205
      @camrocker2205 3 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @xinikal_
      @xinikal_ 3 года назад +18

      I mean, he’s not wrong either way: getting eyes from the hunters makes it easier for him and harder for them

    • @dj_nio235
      @dj_nio235 3 года назад +21

      The videos are fake anyways, its so staged it isn't even enjoyable to watch

    • @lutan4867
      @lutan4867 3 года назад +11

      @@dj_nio235 I mean clearly, he has ender pearls, cobwebs, and beds and chooses to try to MLG lava

    • @jigglyCroissant
      @jigglyCroissant 3 года назад

      Yeah

  • @BakerboxPro2
    @BakerboxPro2 3 года назад +94

    “Lava clutch” when he has pearls and cobwebs

    • @dropfish3109
      @dropfish3109 2 года назад

      Those are eyes of ender. Not fucking pearls.

    • @blew8521
      @blew8521 2 года назад

      And beds

    • @YplanAnimator
      @YplanAnimator 2 года назад

      @@dropfish3109 fuᴄking use your eyes at 12:50 he had fuᴄking ender pearls bro

  • @streetdogcuz2699
    @streetdogcuz2699 2 года назад +1

    That enchantment book been in the game for years

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 2 года назад

    My brain hurts, because this dude really took the bed rather than farming that guy for eyes

  • @PlayerNON420
    @PlayerNON420 3 года назад +239

    “DoNt LeAvE tReEs FlOaTiNg” Mcbirken:I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career

    • @Wolfsaurus
      @Wolfsaurus 3 года назад +2

      Trees*

    • @lavarora4250
      @lavarora4250 3 года назад +2

      Its “this man’s whole career” not “this whole man’s career” by saying that ur calling him a “whole man”

    • @Coin1_
      @Coin1_ 3 года назад +3

      Here take cover from the grammar nazis

    • @inklink6270
      @inklink6270 3 года назад

      I've seen this meme like five times recently and all of them typed it wrong

    • @breezy_vaulter1311
      @breezy_vaulter1311 3 года назад +2

      @@Wolfsaurus he wrote that bro...

  • @flowy7475
    @flowy7475 3 года назад +34

    McBirken: I want to be the first person to mine to the end portal I want to earn that title
    Me: but i watched a tommyinnit video and he mined RIGHT on the end portal

  • @crews3737
    @crews3737 3 года назад +11

    McBirken takes half a heart:
    Oh that was close
    Me be like:

  • @YesTanGoBoyGamerSpot
    @YesTanGoBoyGamerSpot 2 года назад +1

    Pro tip :- If you want to stop any zombie from despawning but you don't have any nametag, you can give zombie anything which he can put in his hand like any one block, any tool, etc things in Minecraft .

  • @energeticcreeper7969
    @energeticcreeper7969 3 года назад +40

    the fact that he was still playing this like 1.9+ when he has insta attack hurts my soul

  • @cson9857
    @cson9857 3 года назад +99

    U can tell he’s been watching TapL lol

  • @migztv6755
    @migztv6755 2 года назад

    McBirken: The only advantage I have is haste
    Proceeds telling us he gets an eye of ender every kill he gets

  • @unknowndeathnote2902
    @unknowndeathnote2902 2 года назад

    Mcbirken is an example of one of those RUclipsrs who are too loud when at volume one but too quite at mute

  • @flowy7475
    @flowy7475 3 года назад +19

    McBirken: Do they have any beds?
    Me: Bro you have 13 wool and 6 logs

  • @TheNegative69
    @TheNegative69 3 года назад +21

    "I need to get out of here"
    *Stays and keeps fighting

    • @TheNegative69
      @TheNegative69 3 года назад

      @Sam _YT YEAH! Honestly I think it's more frustrating watching that part than fighting them ourselves

  • @thatguyontheinternet_1097
    @thatguyontheinternet_1097 2 года назад

    Everytime McBriken talks about the haste effect it's like he is talking about a brand in a commercial

  • @PuroMew
    @PuroMew 3 года назад +6

    Haste also effects your sword so that you can just spam sweeping edges

    • @shivenplays6954
      @shivenplays6954 2 года назад

      I dont think he is on 1.8

    • @PuroMew
      @PuroMew 2 года назад

      @@shivenplays6954 yes he is not on 1.8 the adventure update but he does have 1.9 the combat update

  • @harrisoneighmy7992
    @harrisoneighmy7992 3 года назад +667

    When you want Dream but you try to get him from Wish...

    • @ediiiiiiii
      @ediiiiiiii 3 года назад +33

      h u m a n t r a f f i c k i n g

    • @epicbruhmoment503
      @epicbruhmoment503 3 года назад +8

      @Connor Duncan 🍆✊🧴🤤🤤🥴😩😩😩🐱🍑🍌

    • @stephaniehilsinger8712
      @stephaniehilsinger8712 3 года назад +7

      @@epicbruhmoment503 ew

    • @jesseknutson5746
      @jesseknutson5746 3 года назад +4

      @@stephaniehilsinger8712 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑👉🏻👌🏻😫😫😫😫😫😫🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @stephaniehilsinger8712
      @stephaniehilsinger8712 3 года назад +5

      @@jesseknutson5746 😞

  • @keyaathale
    @keyaathale 3 года назад +16

    mans had ender pearls and went “can i lava clutch” SKDJSK

  • @andrewiv896
    @andrewiv896 2 года назад

    2:55
    MCbirken:oh I can use the iron to make a shear to break the leaves!
    1:35
    MCbirken:kills iron golem

  • @Taco379
    @Taco379 2 года назад +1

    Love you and the crew!

  • @blackholle6841
    @blackholle6841 3 года назад +28

    "Lava Lava Lava clutch?"
    Ender pearls casually waiting to be used: =|

  • @lucasgross8401
    @lucasgross8401 3 года назад +207

    He just tried "lava clutching" when he was holding a bunch of beds and had cobwebs🤦‍♀️

    • @lordofskag
      @lordofskag 3 года назад +8

      And Ender pearls

    • @lutan4867
      @lutan4867 3 года назад +7

      Bed wouldn't work, he's in the end

    • @lordofskag
      @lordofskag 3 года назад +8

      @@lutan4867 you don’t have to blow it up

    • @lutan4867
      @lutan4867 3 года назад +4

      @@lordofskag with the height he was at it still wouldn't work

    • @lordofskag
      @lordofskag 3 года назад +3

      @@lutan4867 it would have he could be up 100 blocks and live

  • @IronicSM
    @IronicSM 2 года назад

    Those beds In his inventory: Baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination

  • @enzo69969
    @enzo69969 3 года назад +2

    Alternate title: where ever I look, the block breaks INSTANTLY :)

  • @TopHawk
    @TopHawk 3 года назад +6

    Birken when he lost half a heart:
    “OMG that was close”

  • @dannyboy5339
    @dannyboy5339 3 года назад +248

    So we’re going to ignore the fact that he said “IIIIIIIIIIIII” instead of “XIII” 😂

  • @MilkyTendrils
    @MilkyTendrils 2 года назад +1

    Meep throughout the whole video: "why do i hear boss music?"

  • @charlsenharvybautista6502
    @charlsenharvybautista6502 2 года назад

    7:01 lol I love how he’s worrying about his pickaxe breaking even tough he made his tools never break

  • @beluuga2962
    @beluuga2962 3 года назад +24

    *has 7 beds in his hotbar*
    “Oh I need to lava clutch” (lava doesn’t even absorb fall damage)

    • @froggo_bongo4113
      @froggo_bongo4113 3 года назад

      @Vinayak vaibhavi Prajapati or cobweb

    • @Rickity2207
      @Rickity2207 3 года назад

      @Vinayak vaibhavi Prajapati with haste 2000 he will instamine them so thats not a problem

    • @wildagoat5227
      @wildagoat5227 3 года назад

      @Vinayak vaibhavi Prajapati no it only takes like 1 second for him to escape the cobweb cus u gotta remember he has haste 800 so the cobweb would break instantly and he has full diamonds

    • @wildagoat5227
      @wildagoat5227 3 года назад

      @Vinayak vaibhavi Prajapati bruh the bed dosent make u jump that high

    • @wildagoat5227
      @wildagoat5227 3 года назад

      @Vinayak vaibhavi Prajapati also beds don’t fully neglect all fall damage, it only decreases it like a hay bale making him very low and he might die to the hunters

  • @fijimars5671
    @fijimars5671 3 года назад +12

    Lava clutch
    Ended pearls and cob webs : “ am I a joke to you “

    • @1Chub
      @1Chub 3 года назад +1

      MMMM yes ended

  • @darkkittymoo9591
    @darkkittymoo9591 3 года назад +19

    “Will I be the first person to mine to the stronghold?”
    Uhhhh that would be a no
    Edit: Why are you here

    • @sunax222
      @sunax222 2 года назад

      I mined to the ender on xbox 360 11 years ago

    • @tylerredforge5563
      @tylerredforge5563 2 года назад +1

      @@sunax222 nice

    • @sunax222
      @sunax222 2 года назад

      @@tylerredforge5563 ty

    • @klaykensports5016
      @klaykensports5016 2 года назад

      @@sunax222 ender Dragon came out 9 years Smh

    • @sunax222
      @sunax222 2 года назад

      @@klaykensports5016 well forgive me for being a few years off its been a while

  • @etakn4178
    @etakn4178 2 года назад

    damn man panicked so hard at the end that he didn't know he can mlg clutch with his cobwebs T_T

  • @user-uz9hp9cz6c
    @user-uz9hp9cz6c 3 года назад +3

    Mcbirken:"i can literally farm meep"
    Meep:TIME TO FLIP THIS FREAKING TABLE

  • @fatherpop9660
    @fatherpop9660 3 года назад +9

    Unlike water, you have to go through multiple layers of lava in order to negate fall damage

  • @pixelanor3624
    @pixelanor3624 2 года назад +2

    10:26 Best Endereye Farm XD

    • @Taco379
      @Taco379 2 года назад

      No not the best

  • @itzmichael1044
    @itzmichael1044 2 года назад

    "can i lava clutch" *proceeds to ignore the cobwebs, beds, and ended pearls in his inventory*

  • @rhysnami1287
    @rhysnami1287 3 года назад +16

    When he was talking about four eyes in the portal it sounded like a meme like fake speedrun

    • @bendysbrother7447
      @bendysbrother7447 3 года назад +2

      It is actually possible that is the chance of finding a portal with 4 eyes.

  • @cambarton2962
    @cambarton2962 3 года назад +6

    When McBirken was falling I was screaming “YOU HAVE COBWEBS IN UR INVENTORY”

    • @zazurax
      @zazurax 3 года назад

      huh didn’t think of that

    • @cupgame8955
      @cupgame8955 3 года назад +2

      And ender pearl

  • @kingzombie6604
    @kingzombie6604 2 года назад

    Birken:lava clutch but died
    Me:break all the obsidian at spawn

  • @master_mega
    @master_mega 2 года назад +1

    7:00 “it would be so bad if our pick axe broke”
    *the pickaxe has no durability lost*