2:00 bedrock edition wither: am i a joke to you? -explode thrice(awaken,half hp,death) -smash body at walls and make a bit of lags -spawns wither skeletons -have 100 more hp than java wither -wins when fighting warden(600 hp)
Once I had wanted unbreaking III from a librarian. I literally tried 238 times. Over three days. Just to find out that my silk touch villager had one on 4th level.
Because it's called the enchantment table on Java and enchanting table on bedrock, so both are wrong and both are correct. Edit: three days later and I finally get the joke
3:44 in my 4 month world I have farms like gold, iron, wither skull, raid, creeper farm with like 32 beacons, full netherite armor and tools with backup, and have a chest sorting system, a trading hall and with like 10 shulker boxes full of totems, with all of that I'm still homeless with only a bed on the ground sorrounded by farms
After doing the bare minimum of research I assume that it is because both characters are named Reggie. Also I had no idea what that mouse was and now I hate the guy who made the meme.
6:48 That is relatable. As soon as I boot up Minecraft Bedrock (I have java but haven't played it in a while) the CPU fans start humming and the bottom of my laptop heats up to 30°C (86°F) within seconds.
5:34 relatable, I built a whole forest in super flat world, looked amazing, forgot it existed for a while, I also covered two giant mountains with nothing but moss. also forgot it existed for a while. I remembered the moss one while looking back at old recordings, there was one with me finishing it up and touring it lol, I should upload it to yt someday....
Enderman: what is something legal to do in minecraft but not in real life Me: finishing an endangered species (ender dragon) Stealing from villages Forced work (villager farms) Excessive deforestation maybe Demolition without a permit Murder (what did the villagers do to you) Depending on if minecraft is set in medieval time, witchcraft and last but not least, taking people captive to force good trades out of them.
Unethical livestock farming Overfishing Killing polar bears Going to Hell Vandalism Carrying a sword in public Arson And, my personal favorite, Owning a comically large amount of wolves
I present: the names on the gravestones in my Minecraft graveyard. RIP Geoffrey the pirate sheep. Shot by PineappleKG2000 RIP Jerry the villager Eaten by zombies RIP Zeke the strider Died before we could finish his ####### house RIP Ben the horse Wouldn't get in the boat so we stripped him and left him in the wilderness RIP Mr Fluffywiskers Kidnapped from a kind witch and either was left sitting somewhere or drowned we don't know Room for rent
Legend tells that only those legendary kind hearted soldiers that can tell that the figure is a mutant zombie from the mutant mobs mod of minecraft will become gods
I just wanna let y'all know that i watched this video while taking a test (beacuse I didn't know anything) and my teacher screamed on me when she found out 😅
Man, i love minecraft
Same
Same
Man I love your mom
BOI
Who doesnt
I love how the among us astronaut shape became so recognisable that we recognised it from 12 blocks
2:00 bedrock edition wither: am i a joke to you?
-explode thrice(awaken,half hp,death)
-smash body at walls and make a bit of lags
-spawns wither skeletons
-have 100 more hp than java wither
-wins when fighting warden(600 hp)
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Actually, Java wither has 300 HP, whereas Bedrock's has 600 HP.
So 300 more HP.
I think you must have mistyped.
Don’t forget bodyslam with no charge up
Once I had wanted unbreaking III from a librarian. I literally tried 238 times. Over three days. Just to find out that my silk touch villager had one on 4th level.
I wonder why people argue over what to call the table of the Devine enchantments
Because it's called the enchantment table on Java and enchanting table on bedrock, so both are wrong and both are correct.
Edit: three days later and I finally get the joke
20:55 ARGH it feel's like getting rick rolled
3:19
“God apple” 🥴😵💫🤢
“Notch apple” 😃😉🙂
“Enchanted golden apple” 😎🤩🧐
0:45 enslaving villagers
Burning down cities
Commiting war crimes
There's quite a lot that can be a correct reply to this question actually. :)
He said things that were not ok to do in real life, silly
Killing
2:12 The vampire has a funny little smile :)
1:50 you won't be saying that about the bedrock wither
3:44 in my 4 month world I have farms like gold, iron, wither skull, raid, creeper farm with like 32 beacons, full netherite armor and tools with backup, and have a chest sorting system, a trading hall and with like 10 shulker boxes full of totems, with all of that I'm still homeless with only a bed on the ground sorrounded by farms
That's the new normal. I literally live at my Storage Sorter's entrance
Cap
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6:16 Me when I walk around everywhere with a sword in a single player peaceful world because I look cool
2:06 the warden “ am I a joke to you? “
@12:10 I have absolutely no clue what that British officer has to do with Reggie the mouse.
same lol
maybe it's the same voice actor?
After doing the bare minimum of research I assume that it is because both characters are named Reggie. Also I had no idea what that mouse was and now I hate the guy who made the meme.
@@1.-ulysses334 Ah. Didn't know the Minecraft guy was named Reggie. Also, Reggie the mouse isn't necessarily bad, he's just a very niche taste.
5:31 is so funny because I am from Poland 😂😂😂😂
Glad too see people making minecraft story mode memes
0:45 Tame a Carnotaurus and teach it to hunt wild animals and humanoids.
4:44 that 1st one looks like a good cookie
4:58 me who see's it as a watch tower.
13:40 unless ur in an SMP
*The 2 people out there in the world that have friends's mental healths *drop**
0:46
That’s easy…
Giving dogs actual bones, no seriously, look it up.
Also, 7:15 why would you post something so controversial yet so brave?
6:48 That is relatable. As soon as I boot up Minecraft Bedrock (I have java but haven't played it in a while) the CPU fans start humming and the bottom of my laptop heats up to 30°C (86°F) within seconds.
F4 does something, it reminds you how easy going to the nether used to be
YES!
what?
@@Ethorai_Astralis in the old Minecraft , you could spawn a nether portal with F4.
2:18
What others see: diorite
What i see: DIOrite
5:34 relatable, I built a whole forest in super flat world, looked amazing, forgot it existed for a while, I also covered two giant mountains with nothing but moss. also forgot it existed for a while. I remembered the moss one while looking back at old recordings, there was one with me finishing it up and touring it lol, I should upload it to yt someday....
1:45: Laughs in bedrock edition
Laughs in Minecraft creative mode)
1:49 Bedrock wither: Am I a joke to you?
6:35 oh god please save us
0:35 You didn't need to call me out like this.
10:38 Make that TNT minecarts on an activator rail and you have instant death. (Only works on java.)
Enderman: what is something legal to do in minecraft but not in real life
Me: finishing an endangered species (ender dragon)
Stealing from villages
Forced work (villager farms)
Excessive deforestation maybe
Demolition without a permit
Murder (what did the villagers do to you)
Depending on if minecraft is set in medieval time, witchcraft
and last but not least, taking people captive to force good trades out of them.
Unethical livestock farming
Overfishing
Killing polar bears
Going to Hell
Vandalism
Carrying a sword in public
Arson
And, my personal favorite,
Owning a comically large amount of wolves
0:41 Answer:War Crimes
5:26 It's because this portal isn't made of glowstone. It looks like it was made with yellow concrete.
1:15 it actually does something but you also have to press Alt to do it
I call enchantment table "That table whats making tools shiny"
5:00 that's definitely a wizard's tower
"you had one job cat" Checks out
Random person: Whats one thing thats legal in minecraft but illegal in real life.
Me: "Murdering a bunch of baby villagers"
4:10 the new update does kinda suck for 1 reason harder to get netherite but it definitely is fair
12:54 I miss when you could use gold blocks to make notch apples
5:29 guy should've put water instead 💀💀💀
5:45 as a keep inventory player, this is true
8:58 What about smite?
6:22
First, take the crafting table slot and move it to the bottom, second,
Deforestation 0:42
Not a castle, not a church, but a cathedral
2:15 but you know what i hate?
People who say they hate diorite, andesite and granite
Yeah, diorite goes well with a lot of blocks and andesite is great for gradients.
@@genevievegelinas4497 true
I hate andesite and granite
but I LOVE diorite, just to show my love, imma type my favorite Minecraft block 69 times
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9:36 -- "Table of Enchanting"
9:06 smite has left the chat 💀💀💀
If a creeper kill a cat...
I'm gonna be scared.
0:41
Opening a portal to hell.
8:30 But endermen are 4 blocks high and the one in thins picture is barely too big.
1:21 F4 does something but it needs to be paired with F3 tho so technically its true [Except older versions]
*answering enderman*: drinking milk to heal poison
6:36 Minecraft Legends Players?
Table Of Enchanting/Enchantment : *There Is Another* 9:34
9:35 Magic table:
There is another
Witchcraft bench: hello there
3:44 wait, is that Markiplier's first home in Minecraft?
Normal:God Apple
Unique: notch Apple
Me: heaven ascended Apple
Me: E-gap
I'm making a weapon, but there is nothing for it to destroy.
Time stamp 5:00
Throne room
There is yet another
''God apple,, 👎
''Notch apple,, 👍
Me : ''Gapple,, 😀👌
0:42 murder
RIP cat, he tried.
10:18
The story mode wither is the same as the bedrock one
So…
We bedrock players are gods when making a beacon?
I present: the names on the gravestones in my Minecraft graveyard.
RIP Geoffrey the pirate sheep. Shot by PineappleKG2000
RIP Jerry the villager
Eaten by zombies
RIP Zeke the strider
Died before we could finish his ####### house
RIP Ben the horse
Wouldn't get in the boat so we stripped him and left him in the wilderness
RIP Mr Fluffywiskers
Kidnapped from a kind witch and either was left sitting somewhere or drowned we don't know
Room for rent
0:40 stealing gold from pigs
3:20 enchanted golden apple
9:36 table of enchants
little does my fbi agent know, im his FBI anget.
oh crap he's coming remember me
Legend tells that only those legendary kind hearted soldiers that can tell that the figure is a mutant zombie from the mutant mobs mod of minecraft will become gods
0:45 breeding animals without government permission
6:24 As a minecraft dungoens player I can confirm this is true
Edit: wait for it
3:08 I MEAN ITS TRUE THO WE GOT IT LAST WEEK FINALLY
5:02 Castle. :)
5:47 I can confirm this is the first thing we do if we can't find an exit to a cave.
😅 5:22
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0:42 Slavery and Mass genocide, just to name a couple
2:10 keep in mind this was the Java wither, the bedrock one.
11:17 Minecraft and Terraria: no no no no no no wait wait wait
Finally after a long time Minecraft memes O_o😄😄😄
1:16, but f4 with alt does a thing at least
11:47 bruh thats just irl amethyst but rectangle
0:57 PIXEL GUN(chain starts here)
PIXEL GUN
Bro the cat died to a creeper the cat had one FREAKING JOB
Ive been looking for this channel again for weeks! For some reason it completely disappeared from my search
0:40 villager breeders
9:36
Expensive table
0:45 Reforming N A Z I Germany
9:20 novody said "in minecraft"
I just wanna let y'all know that i watched this video while taking a test (beacuse I didn't know anything) and my teacher screamed on me when she found out 😅
1:45
Why you didn't mention the MCPE/MCBE wither?
8:48 excuse me, did that just say protagonist when he is the antagonist
isn't it like the clerics laboratory? it has the potion thing
Did they release the new updaye on minecraft java? cuz I play bedrock
They release it for java before bedrock
0:44 nuking villages
0:46
kidnapping
Bro my cat also died to a creeper and I was like BRO WHAT THE FUNK
2:11 Why don’t you use the Bedrock Wither instead of the Java Wither, now what are you gonna say?
the f4 thing is universal across pc games, it needs to be open for alt+f4
Elder Guardian isn't a boss because it doesn't have a health bar
14:15 "Three"
2:04 warden: bru