Never Going in the Ocean Again

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @DavesTBSS
    @DavesTBSS Год назад +19657

    The guy punching the donut actually scared me 🤣

    • @EmjiAmsdaughter
      @EmjiAmsdaughter Год назад +181

      Yeah, same!

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Год назад +89

      I'm here to add to the spam bots.

    • @superkirby49
      @superkirby49 Год назад +91

      ​@@oriantalisthow could you

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Год назад +60

      @@superkirby49 sowwi I will subract from them instead. Or divide and conquer them. Just hope they don't multiply lol

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 Год назад +36

      Ouch to spidermans balls

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush Год назад +15778

    Fun fact: the blue thing in question is an octopus’s broken off arm, its attaching to the person’s skin since it can be alive after its detached

  • @awkwardplatypus9083
    @awkwardplatypus9083 Год назад +2558

    Friendly reminder that you need to be careful where you collect seawater from to harvest sea salt. Boiling kills most microbes but there are plenty of things in the sea that boiling won’t remove, destroy, or otherwise render inert.
    A general rule of thumb is if it’s not safe to eat the fish or shellfish from the area, don’t harvest the water. Check to see if there are any area where fishing is banned due to contamination before you do this.

    • @scrubjay93
      @scrubjay93 Год назад +261

      It will likely also contain microplastics now.

    • @JeremyWertheimerScience
      @JeremyWertheimerScience Год назад +35

      @@scrubjay93 My thoughts exactly.

    • @ice9594
      @ice9594 Год назад +58

      Also potentially radiation, esp. off E. Japan or areas of No. America West Coast.

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je Год назад +79

      I was thinking the same thing. Most sea salt is mined from salt deposits in rock.

    • @Wolfboy607
      @Wolfboy607 Год назад +25

      Yep. And so many more salts than just "table salt", even in water safe for fishing.

  • @marshad82
    @marshad82 Год назад +462

    That spider web is most likely a low viscosity PVA glue atomized by some kind of a spray bottle. Cheap and non-toxic fun. I guess that viscosity would have to be no higher than around 3 to 4 cP (centiPoise) - similar to milk. You could try to dilute thicker glue with water: add relatively small amounts of water and mix/shake well (too much water will most likely stop bonds forming a web). Water may also separate out after longer period of rest - just shake again. You can form some webs just by pouring a bit of PVA glue between two flat surfaces (like pieces of cardboard) and rapidly squeezing and separating them.
    Edit: Ooopsie! I meant no higher than 3 to 4 Poise, which is equal to 300cP to 400cP - not typical milk which is around 100 times less viscous (at < 3cP) :P
    It's hard to give examples as distinguishing viscosity within that range is not very intuitive for humans, and depends highly on composition of the substance: ketchup is ~1000+cP, olive oil ~40cP

    • @michelbontekoe3613
      @michelbontekoe3613 Год назад +15

      Thanks was looking for this

    • @luckyducky7819
      @luckyducky7819 Год назад +41

      We found Peter Parker's alt account, boys.

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 Год назад +4

      @@luckyducky7819good lord you’re right

    • @JuMP3Rz
      @JuMP3Rz Год назад +6

      Are you smart or something?

    • @Dinoman210
      @Dinoman210 Год назад +5

      Ok Spider-Man thanks for teaching us! 😂

  • @platinumnitrocharge4218
    @platinumnitrocharge4218 Год назад +4282

    I've never understood people who find an alien lifeform in the ocean and decide "yes, that belongs on my skin, btw whats tetrodotoxin?"

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 Год назад +173

      Nematocysts? Never heard of ‘em

    • @thehedgehog7537
      @thehedgehog7537 Год назад +239

      Tetrodotoxin is a sort of neurotoxin that is highly deadly. It can be found in pufferfish and stuff like that.

    • @jss1328
      @jss1328 Год назад +188

      ​@thehedgehog7537 It was part of the joke but thanks for the explanation.

    • @wonton1510
      @wonton1510 Год назад

      @@thehedgehog7537thanks for saving me a trip to google

    • @mguidroz1
      @mguidroz1 Год назад +48

      @@thehedgehog7537yeah thanks for my sake fr fr.

  • @canondead1943
    @canondead1943 Год назад +2083

    The one with the grandpa asking what was wrong with the kid killed me 😂😂

    • @EmmyEmber8
      @EmmyEmber8 Год назад +186

      I also love how the grandma just immediately went "I don't know" not even trying to look over or defend the kid, just agreeing right away

    • @vomm
      @vomm Год назад +20

      What happened to the kid is it dead?

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 Год назад +16

      I do not have a 20/20 vision so at first I assumed those were cats because of the sound the other kid makes that's why I always read the comments section

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd Год назад +67

      @@vommno hes just malfunctioning

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Год назад +76

      That sleepy little baby was so cute. The fact that he could sleep like that, or be comfy like that, is ridiculous.

  • @TheTroystreet
    @TheTroystreet Год назад +2554

    I think everyone wants to be held like that dog at some point during the day

    • @katemiller5990
      @katemiller5990 Год назад +5

      Spot on ❤

    • @ItsAllNunya
      @ItsAllNunya Год назад +26

      That hierarchy of needs thing is what's going on in that video. If I ever need to explain it, this dog has his hierarchy of needs fulfilled.

    • @ObesityCity
      @ObesityCity Год назад +24

      I remember in kindergarten I’d always pretend to stay asleep when my mom woke me up for school so she’d have to carry me to the dinner table for breakfast
      It’s been many years I have yet to be held like that again

    • @WitkowskisFishingSickness
      @WitkowskisFishingSickness Год назад +1

      I have a fishing channel. Help me stop roofing for a living and make fishing content full time

    • @discovolante6624
      @discovolante6624 Год назад +1

      its just somebody holding a dog, pretty much anyone that owns a dog around the same size or smaller could make this video

  • @zport1853
    @zport1853 Год назад +83

    The last clip got to me. I never knew professional wiggler was something I needed in my life.

  • @lysan1445
    @lysan1445 Год назад +4143

    The cat grabbing its food tin back gave me stitches laughing. The fishing dog was brilliant, too.

    • @ionic7777
      @ionic7777 Год назад +7

      not just brilliant but also had quite a bit of patience too! too bad it didn't pay off though

    • @cjohnson9211
      @cjohnson9211 Год назад +50

      That was cat nip

    • @jakebrowning2373
      @jakebrowning2373 Год назад +5

      ​@@cjohnson9211 there was also a clip of a car grabbing it's wet food back

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt Год назад +6

      bc it was cat nip 😁

    • @GeoX_Boss
      @GeoX_Boss Год назад +2

      I'm better than all of you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb Год назад +3271

    Hey, I studied those yesterday! They’re called Platyhelminthes Turbellaria. A type of flatworm. Depending on the species they CAN be dangerous.

    • @ledom995
      @ledom995 Год назад +110

      is the one in the clip dangerous?

    • @Thorkell6969
      @Thorkell6969 Год назад +599

      @@ledom995 It's blue so if i had to guess I would guess yes.

    • @Doubt42
      @Doubt42 Год назад +393

      Perry the Platyhelminthes Turbellaria?!?
      -Doof

    • @tinkky8354
      @tinkky8354 Год назад +208

      Looks like a detached octopus tentacle 🧐

    • @Mawliina
      @Mawliina Год назад +77

      I thought it was the portugese man o war

  • @Fairiz_lll
    @Fairiz_lll Год назад +5288

    As a waiter, the guy dropping the drinks made my heart skip a beat

    • @EvilHienSan
      @EvilHienSan Год назад +30

      Epic party foul

    • @ilyachaplygin8573
      @ilyachaplygin8573 Год назад +267

      Why do waiters use such risky technics though?

    • @EvilHienSan
      @EvilHienSan Год назад +18

      My reaction to that was like Bluto from Animal House when they dropped the case of Whiskey.

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl Год назад +245

      You think that looks bad as a waiter. I worked as a cleaner, that makes my heart sink!!?!

    • @unoriginalname4321
      @unoriginalname4321 Год назад +16

      Don't worry, it probably came out of his wages

  • @gabrielkawa3477
    @gabrielkawa3477 Год назад +14

    1:02 That's cute. Fish do indeed love bread for whatever reason

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 Год назад +1173

    That cat went for the catnip like it had been waiting for that high for months 😂

    • @temchak
      @temchak Год назад +13

      Yeah, catnip

    • @hirocheeto7795
      @hirocheeto7795 Год назад +24

      @@temchak Yes, that it is indeed catnip. Meowijuana is a brand of catnip.

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic Год назад +9447

    As someone who unfortunately cannot breathe underwater, I see this as a big win.

    • @PaintingWinterMusic
      @PaintingWinterMusic Год назад +95

      Someday we're going to find a whole other race of humans at the bottom of the ocean 😂
      Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

    • @kitchedelavega4477
      @kitchedelavega4477 Год назад +132

      @OfficerBMT No one cares 😂

    • @Bexploserpro
      @Bexploserpro Год назад +16

      Imagine wanting to go to the beach after seeing more and more disgusting/creepy life forms from the ocean.

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Год назад +6

      oil

    • @ReatExists
      @ReatExists Год назад +10

      fool, become a fish

  • @sumguy01
    @sumguy01 Год назад +2947

    “He’s been fed, he’s been out. There’s nothing on his list of needs except this. He needs to be held.”
    I felt that on a visceral level.

    • @jacobwcord3179
      @jacobwcord3179 Год назад +15

      I was looking for this comment🥲

    • @anonymousperson6462
      @anonymousperson6462 Год назад +30

      That dog looks like he is smiling.

    • @jmtimmons
      @jmtimmons Год назад +17

      I need that, too!!!😢😢😢😢😢

    • @benhael3624
      @benhael3624 Год назад +11

      All the need to be held people ENTER THE CHAT. Lets take our names phone numbers addresses. Get the dates going.

    • @anonymousperson6462
      @anonymousperson6462 Год назад +13

      @@benhael3624 eh, that may not go well.

  • @MrMuir333
    @MrMuir333 Год назад +75

    I wish the guy at 0:40 so much peace and love!!! And I hope the guy filming at 1:27 is ok from the tee flying backwards!!! Be safe and well out there everyone!!!

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 Год назад +136

    2:32
    We finally found the human Squidward.

  • @Spacelove360
    @Spacelove360 Год назад +2030

    The dog being a fisherman was my most favorite. Love these videos ❤

    • @kashskitchen7178
      @kashskitchen7178 Год назад +22

      Ddoi is better than yall

    • @kashskitchen7178
      @kashskitchen7178 Год назад +17

      If y’all were better then you would have more subscribers.

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Год назад +2

      @@kashskitchen7178 bro i have 13 billion subscribers wdym ❗❗

    • @WhiteBoogeyman
      @WhiteBoogeyman Год назад

      ​@CrewmateComplexXPyou swallow daily loads from daily dose.

    • @nitriousgd4323
      @nitriousgd4323 Год назад +1

      @OfficerBMT You are a loser (If you say first warning you're gay)

  • @solomedz9420
    @solomedz9420 Год назад +85

    1:05
    The fishes were for real like "Something's fishy 'round here..."

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 Год назад +3

      “…maybe it’s just me”

  • @lizcc5634
    @lizcc5634 Год назад +10

    Rewound the spider donut clip 10xs and laughed harder every time I watched it again! 😂

  • @zonii067
    @zonii067 Год назад +85

    1:47 the fish whisperer

  • @SkinnyBoiLive
    @SkinnyBoiLive Год назад +146

    I'm not even afraid of spiders and 0:46 scared me lol

    • @keflalssj
      @keflalssj Год назад +23

      I have arachnophobia and that vid is definitely fake, if he actually had arachnophobia then he wouldn’t have tried touching/smashing it with his bare hands

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 Год назад +5

      ​@@keflalssjhe could have a different reaction

    • @keflalssj
      @keflalssj Год назад +8

      @@guts2048 that’s so unlikely. If you’re actually scared of spiders or just anything in general then your first instinct is to get as far away from it as possible, not to touch it/get closer to it

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Год назад +2

      You just got jumpscared by the moron punching the donut.

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 Год назад +5

      @@keflalssj I mean I kinda have a it's not really a phobia but just a hate for cockroaches so whenever I see them I punch them and break my damn knuckles, but maybe he's faking it you never know with the internet

  • @CookieJarOfficial
    @CookieJarOfficial Год назад +2715

    i’m gonna overdose on internet if he keeps posting these bangers!

    • @PurpleFoxReal
      @PurpleFoxReal Год назад +44

      DONT TALK TO OFFICERBMT, ITS A BOT AND IF YOU HARASS IT WONT DO ANYTHING.

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Год назад +3

      So much dose! 😁

    • @KK47Kiel
      @KK47Kiel Год назад +24

      So many bots smh

    • @CookieJarOfficial
      @CookieJarOfficial Год назад

      @@KK47Kielfor real

    • @erinnnns
      @erinnnns Год назад +5

      overdose of internet

  • @a.h.s.3006
    @a.h.s.3006 7 месяцев назад +4

    If that salt video reminded me of the video from How To Make Everything. The video was about making a Chicken sandwich from scratch, involving raising the chicken, growing the veggies, getting salt from ocean and transporting said salt with a plane. And that's all without making the bread and everything needed for a sandwich. In the end the cost of making a chicken sandwich from scratch is 1500 USD.
    The video was further elaborated by other youtubers (Wendover productions), by explaining the economy of scale, where producing 1000 tons of salt all at once is less expensive per gram than producing salt individually, with lower production and transportation costs, combined with the other material, is why a 1500 dollars chicken sandwich is worth 2.5 dollars in the grocery store.
    It was just interesting all around.

  • @slashshot_yt1880
    @slashshot_yt1880 Год назад +412

    poor dude I hope he finds his bones 💗

    • @goober130
      @goober130 Год назад +10

      poor guy :(

    • @Chez09s
      @Chez09s Год назад +13

      I thought he said balls before LOL

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 Год назад

      ​@@Chez09sbased!

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Год назад +9

      @@Chez09sMaybe that's the way he reacts when he gets kicked in the balls

  • @OshineTheOranguTANK
    @OshineTheOranguTANK Год назад +90

    0:28 this is literally what we all wanted as kids but instead got the dollar store silly string kind. This definitely has a market, i would buy one in a heart beat

    • @jbetrippin
      @jbetrippin Год назад +1

      Nice your the 696th commenter

    • @OshineTheOranguTANK
      @OshineTheOranguTANK Год назад +2

      @@jbetrippin whats the significance in that?

    • @jbetrippin
      @jbetrippin Год назад

      @@OshineTheOranguTANK its cool

    • @stugglefuggle8673
      @stugglefuggle8673 Год назад +1

      I wanted one of those silly string spider man web shooters so much as a kid. Seeing that web shooter he made? Oh yeah. Take my money.

    • @OshineTheOranguTANK
      @OshineTheOranguTANK Год назад

      @@stugglefuggle8673 I think I got one of them, then wore around the empty one for like a year lmao. that was legit the coolest toy as a kid, even with silly string, but this is a whole different level. I feel like with how efficient that webbing was it could find some type of niche application. Idk maybe im readin too far into it

  • @geekey3441
    @geekey3441 Год назад +58

    2:18 "whoever's doing the paint job should've gone to college"
    try elementary school!

    • @powermovergaming6469
      @powermovergaming6469 Год назад +4

      They must’ve hired a marine either They’re trying to play a prank or somebody’s been eating purple crayons again

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- Год назад +1

      Maybe he's dyslexic

    • @Cane4092
      @Cane4092 4 месяца назад

      @@thanasis-_-if they were dyslexic, they wouldnt be qualified for a road painting job…

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- 4 месяца назад

      @@Cane4092 not if he is undiagnosed.

  • @uthvah
    @uthvah 11 месяцев назад +1

    That first guy really just became venom...

  • @mom_spaghetti
    @mom_spaghetti Год назад +64

    1:20 Damn! That goat is a mehhhnace

  • @finnwilde
    @finnwilde Год назад +51

    2:06 Didn't see that one coming...

  • @lightglitch3782
    @lightglitch3782 Год назад +657

    As a guy with no bones, i truly feel for the last guy

  • @MaxKasai-zm5mz
    @MaxKasai-zm5mz Год назад +2

    its the fact the weird sea creature was tightening around his skin that scared me, this is another reason why i have thalassophobia☠

  • @100-Cockroaches
    @100-Cockroaches Год назад +70

    2:26 Why does that dog look so smirk like what he do

  • @JenyaFio
    @JenyaFio Год назад +76

    0:55 Thanks for the fishing tip, I never liked rods anyway.

    • @sexy_seal
      @sexy_seal Год назад +2

      what did rod ever do to you?

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Год назад +1

      ​@@sexy_sealit happened in September of 1985, something unimaginable, devastating, horrible...

  • @Thepkmnmaster
    @Thepkmnmaster Год назад +51

    1:58 Now this is why you don’t drink seawater ☠️

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew Год назад +4

    Okay, those grandparents and grandkids?!?
    I definitely NEED MORE 😂😂😂

  • @t-rexbatman36yearsago
    @t-rexbatman36yearsago Год назад +35

    0:37 we found our Spiderman

  • @BraydenFaist
    @BraydenFaist Год назад +142

    If you are curious, that “thing” on the guys arm in the beginning is a departed octopus arm. When an octopus loses an arm, it still works and wiggles for around 5-20 minutes so this is very lucky, or unlucky, I’ll let you decide.

    • @Fiddyscent
      @Fiddyscent Год назад +12

      Thanks I was scrolling for quite a while looking for a comment about that it’s like everyone’s talking about everything else lol

    • @JDReC100
      @JDReC100 Год назад

      @@squoshi307 huh, thats cool
      while i can believe that...well...to put it simply, i trust wikipedia more than i trust quora (and im aware of the many issues both have)

    • @knyte8706
      @knyte8706 Год назад +15

      Really? I saw another comment that said it was a species of flatworm called Platyhelminthes turbellaria.

    • @pungetello
      @pungetello Год назад +12

      Yeah, I'm inclined to think it's Platyhelminthes Turbellaria as well, because it really seems to be crawling inchworm-style, which an octopus tentacle probably wouldn't do. And it's also blue, which is an unusual color for octopi. Really cool to learn this about octopus tentacles though! That's freaky.

    • @BraydenFaist
      @BraydenFaist Год назад +3

      It does look alike to a flatworm but you can see the suction cups on the bottom

  • @Decklanx
    @Decklanx Год назад +50

    1:11 Pierce Hawthorne ?

  • @Little_red_Dragon
    @Little_red_Dragon Год назад +2

    That guy with no bones was in Romanian got Talent last season

  • @cassiushellsin6243
    @cassiushellsin6243 Год назад +511

    I don’t think letting something crawl onto your arm when the only way someone can describe it is just “something from the Ocean,” that’s probably a terrible idea lol

    • @Erik_Ochoa013
      @Erik_Ochoa013 Год назад +44

      ^ Ignore it people, don’t feed it the attention it wants.

    • @ghostman5620
      @ghostman5620 Год назад +13

      I don't think you read that sentence before you posted it.

    • @EA-nq6su
      @EA-nq6su Год назад +5

      I had a stroke reading that

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Год назад

      @@Erik_Ochoa013 It's a bot. Just report it.

    • @cassiushellsin6243
      @cassiushellsin6243 Год назад +17

      @@EA-nq6su there, I added a comma, honey, don’t worry big bad grammar won’t hurt you no more, kissy kissy 💜 😘

  • @Rogue_Speed
    @Rogue_Speed Год назад +57

    0:43 he’s braver than me, I would’ve just ran away

  • @joydipbera8665
    @joydipbera8665 Год назад +32

    0:33 take all my money I need that rn

    • @pixelart9607
      @pixelart9607 Год назад

      I can stay all day shooting little webs in a spider man web shooter and I would be happy AS FU-

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice8907 Год назад +2

    To the guy painting the Army parking spaces, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

  • @jamesarnette1394
    @jamesarnette1394 Год назад +257

    You always close with the most bizarre stuff, and it leaves me in confusion every time, but I love it. Thank you daily dose for everything you do.

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 Год назад +5

      And I add this reply to myself: the world would be not such a cool place without my daily dose of Internet.

    • @Reckrek
      @Reckrek Год назад +3

      @@jamesarnette1394 WHERE DOES HE EVEN FIND THESE VIDEOS

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Год назад +1

      @@Reckrek Most of them on Reddit. But he also has a crew of people that work for him that scour the internet for them.

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 Год назад +42

    0:15 That cat knew what was up

    • @leksu_z
      @leksu_z 10 месяцев назад +2

      faded cat🗿

  • @realbrickbread
    @realbrickbread Год назад +22

    1:51 I also did that once with my brother when we were in croatia

  • @JaceDanielFilms
    @JaceDanielFilms Год назад

    The dancing guy at the end was actually suffering from an intense seizure.

  • @davidquezada2116
    @davidquezada2116 Год назад +726

    Kudos to the donuts guy. It's not easy to handle a phobia like that.

    • @dariosusu1529
      @dariosusu1529 Год назад +11

      i dont get that clip at all 8[ he just punched a donut, right ?

    • @davidquezada2116
      @davidquezada2116 Год назад +122

      @@dariosusu1529 he apparently has severe arachnophobia, and his job requires to make a donut with a design of a spider. Once the design is complete he looks scared to grad it gently... so... the punch.
      Remember that a phobia is basically an irrational fear of something and it can be veeeery hard to handle without professional help.

    • @King_Andrew
      @King_Andrew Год назад +44

      Well... that smashed donut certainly wouldn't call that "good phobia handle" behavior 💀

    • @davidquezada2116
      @davidquezada2116 Год назад +4

      @@King_Andrew he did what was needed to have the job done lol

    • @1000OtherFoxes
      @1000OtherFoxes Год назад +41

      @@davidquezada2116 he did what was needed to have views

  • @unique_handle_
    @unique_handle_ Год назад +307

    I love all the animal content in this episode!

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Год назад +1

      no

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 Год назад

      Animals are unpredictable. They can attack anytime. Millions die by dog attack. every year.

    • @tru777
      @tru777 Год назад +1

      Isn't it all somehow so perfect?😊

    • @aj_doge7734
      @aj_doge7734 Год назад

      your attempt to get attention is so fucking shameless@CrewmateComplexXP

    • @m1bl4n
      @m1bl4n Год назад

      Bot?

  • @josephwagner7277
    @josephwagner7277 Год назад +37

    1:27 I'm not one who usually gets jump scared by these videos, but this caught me super off guard and I literally threw my phone lmao.

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Год назад +1

    2:22 That dog is living every mans dream..

  • @gmzil8097
    @gmzil8097 Год назад +87

    Knew what was coming in the donut clip and still burst out laughing ahaha

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Год назад

      Got my Spidey senses, err, tingling let's say lmao ;)

    • @sutil5078
      @sutil5078 Год назад +1

      if he leave the octopus it will grow back and transform him to another octopus and both embark a fathomless oceanic journey to the beyond.

    • @theskicker8856
      @theskicker8856 Год назад

      That spider on the donut looks damn near real

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Год назад

      @@theskicker8856I *wish* spiders would look like that--then they wouldn't seem so creepy. But then, maybe it's better they don't look like food, lest someone accidentally try to eat one and get bitten.

    • @theskicker8856
      @theskicker8856 Год назад

      @@zoyadulzura7490 their creepy no matter what lol

  • @PeanutStrawberry
    @PeanutStrawberry Год назад +282

    Vegans: "My dog is vegan too, he likes kale!"
    The dog: *learns how to fish*

    • @DallePics
      @DallePics Год назад +2

      wha..?

    • @mateofamate1387
      @mateofamate1387 Год назад +23

      @@DallePics Let me be the person that explains the joke as you're the person who didn't get it. OP is referring to how vegans will sometimes try to force their pets into veganism despite their carnivorous nature, a funny example can be found on a morning television show clip that was viral on RUclips where a woman had gone to do an interview with her dog about how great veganism is for both of them, so the show hosts brought out 2 bowls of food, one with mean and one with plants, and decided to let the dog decide. Of course, the vegan was sure that the dog would choose the plants, but also of course, the rest of the world knew the dog would choose the meat, and it did. OP's comment is a popular joke related to instances like this that play on the idea that the pets of vegans will do anything to not be vegan despite their owner's insistence that the pets are happy. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

    • @robertkarp2070
      @robertkarp2070 Год назад +2

      @@mateofamate1387 Well Said.

    • @DallePics
      @DallePics Год назад +1

      Oh yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. A lot of the times the "extremist" vegans are decoys who do ridiculously stupid things to try and make veganism look bad to the 'mainstream' and keep people buying meat & dairy. The reality is that most vegans are pretty chill and simply don't want to fund or consume from a system where animals are completely demoralised, terrorised and brutalised their entire existence before being murdered and butchered in some shit hole slaughterhouse by a low IQ, animal abusing degenerate. @@mateofamate1387

    • @typostitch544
      @typostitch544 Год назад +3

      ​@@mateofamate1387Thank you Peter Griffin

  • @noirangel6416
    @noirangel6416 Год назад +81

    0:03 I dont think we need to find life anywhere else in space, Earth is weird enough as it is. 😑

    • @Eirudy_Marionette_Deity
      @Eirudy_Marionette_Deity Год назад +7

      imagine how weird those outer space creatures 💀
      (of course if they're actually exist)

    • @KurtKore
      @KurtKore Год назад +2

      @@Eirudy_Marionette_Deityno they don’t, however. I do wonder what that creature was.

    • @DreamGoatWannabe
      @DreamGoatWannabe Год назад +5

      ​@@KurtKoreWe're obviously not the only planet with life. There are way too many galaxies.

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat Год назад

      ​@@KurtKore they definitely exist. the universe is infinite. it's statistically impossible that ours is the only planet where life evolved. NASA has identified tons of planets that exist in the habitable zone where life could develop, and there's a planet that's giving off detectable levels of CO2 and methane. These planets are just so many light years away that I doubt we can become technologically advanced enough to reach them before our species goes extinct. It may not even be possible.

  • @gavinhogberg
    @gavinhogberg Год назад +1

    Dude at the start found a type of Venom symbiote

  • @MJCMarcos1
    @MJCMarcos1 Год назад +32

    That cat took one sniff and said, “GIMME” 😂

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 Год назад +3

      Catnip's a hell of a drug.

    • @Joe_Okey
      @Joe_Okey Год назад

      @@ryanbauer3680 Funny thing is, the bottle is labeled "Meowijuana", lol.

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Год назад +307

    I'm in tears! 😂 That poor guy. He tried to keep it together about the spider donut, but he couldn't do it. That punch sent me to the floor! 😂😂😂

    • @hondasarefaster5914
      @hondasarefaster5914 Год назад +14

      But it wasn't even funny..

    • @discodjdj2300
      @discodjdj2300 Год назад +25

      @@hondasarefaster5914not to you…

    • @hondasarefaster5914
      @hondasarefaster5914 Год назад +11

      @@discodjdj2300 no not just not funny to me, it's not funny at all. Some people would laugh at a stick..

    • @discodjdj2300
      @discodjdj2300 Год назад +11

      @@hondasarefaster5914 ok

    • @kayalogue
      @kayalogue Год назад +17

      ​@@hondasarefaster5914 So then that stick is funny to them...

  • @jessieis
    @jessieis Год назад +21

    1:30 got me. 😅

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American Год назад +1

    1:48 This is my family when someone looks at them the wrong way 😂

  • @BeamsGarage
    @BeamsGarage Год назад +31

    That poor Dunkin guy is actually the funniest thing I’ve seen in all the day.

  • @mr.chattanooga847
    @mr.chattanooga847 Год назад +6

    "Never Going in the Ocean Again" Said the creature, not the guy💀💀💀

  • @reina4284
    @reina4284 Год назад +123

    0:09 me calmly thinking “oh thank god we don’t have that in the philippines!”
    and then the person spoke in filipino… 💀
    edit: ok i’ve read a comment that said it was a severed octopus tentacle. phew

    • @exwa1300
      @exwa1300 Год назад +4

      But it moved, unless severed octopus tentacles can move on their own which is creepy enough as it is

    • @solidturtle6910
      @solidturtle6910 Год назад +1

      it isn't some slug?

    • @cbwavy
      @cbwavy Год назад

      ​@@exwa1300they can

    • @GyroZeppeliLovesTeddy
      @GyroZeppeliLovesTeddy Год назад +5

      All I heard was "Woa, It grab me"

    • @CelestinaBrasales
      @CelestinaBrasales Год назад +1

      @@exwa1300yes they can move

  • @robotrex-jt4wv
    @robotrex-jt4wv Год назад +1

    That dog is fishing better than me

  • @KFC_FB
    @KFC_FB Год назад +84

    I feel bad for the waiter, imagine the stickiness😔

    • @ThisAccountHandle
      @ThisAccountHandle Год назад +1

      @k8vb8rms your such a great guy ☻

    • @person946
      @person946 Год назад +49

      The waiter probably had it too until other people started touching it.

    • @KaraKobold
      @KaraKobold Год назад +11

      @@person946 yah, people Think they are helping. guy probably does it all the time.

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Год назад +1

      ​@CrewmateComplexXP we meet again, bot.

    • @person946
      @person946 Год назад +1

      @@KaraKobold Exactly. He took on that task knowing what he was doing and then other people started "helping" him and then he dropped it bc they tipped out out of balance.

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets Год назад +4

    1:55 Sun drying the water also works, I've done it multiple times as a kid. Althought, I've never ate the salt.

  • @projektkobra2247
    @projektkobra2247 Год назад +101

    I always feel so sorry for people who spill things like that....

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Год назад +5

      I feel sorry for them being that stupid in the first place.

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 Год назад +18

      @@heathb4319 -Yes you have never made any mistakes. How enviable.

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Год назад

      @@projektkobra2247That isnt a mistake...it is an expensive and silly stunt that now has glass shards everywhere in a public place that is crowded.
      You can't fix stupid.

    • @Bone237
      @Bone237 Год назад +16

      Heath is right, one person carrying 100 drinks is ridiculous. They shouldn't run their bar like a three stooges skit if they want to function.

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 Год назад +6

      @@Bone237 -Well its a stunt...dinner-theatre...the possibility of massive failure is part of the show....Still feel bad.

  • @JacobFeldman1
    @JacobFeldman1 Год назад +1

    I was the one who did the Mentos in the Coke in the vegetable oil experiment. Thank you Daily Dose of Internet!

  • @theothersimpsons77
    @theothersimpsons77 Год назад +35

    2:40 he’s playing at 2 fps

  • @pegasoos0762
    @pegasoos0762 Год назад +19

    1:13 ' what's wrong with this kid?' LMAO, I want to be a grandparent like him when I'm old 😂

  • @þrox
    @þrox Год назад +1270

    The fact he stayed very calm if I was him I would of been screaming so hard 😂
    Omg 1k likes thanks guys

    • @nezik
      @nezik Год назад +36

      there is no way there are 3 of these bots 💀
      edit: one got deleted xD

    • @RandomContent343
      @RandomContent343 Год назад +2

      fr

    • @lucid6891
      @lucid6891 Год назад +15

      It's a dismembered octopus tentacle

    • @Leveidfred
      @Leveidfred Год назад +8

      @OfficerBMT literally nobody asked if you were

    • @StupidTeapotProductions
      @StupidTeapotProductions Год назад

      @OfficerBMTi do not give a fuck

  • @timmy6890
    @timmy6890 Год назад +2

    Thanks for the dose!

  • @yangverse
    @yangverse Год назад +13

    “this poor guy doesn’t have any bones in his body”
    but he seems to be vibing pretty much fine to me

    • @ashtiboy
      @ashtiboy Год назад

      well no soliod caulcauim carbonnate bones but they still got a skieleton but its just mostly cartallage like a shark or a fish's skektion. they are just born and bulit diffrent from a genetic mutaion that prefents the skikiton from harding into soliod calsuim bones. but that doent nean they still got a skikiton made out of pure cartaglage bascly. they are just far more felxabe but are. far more vunable to blunt impacts that can cause much more damage then normal.

    • @yangverse
      @yangverse Год назад

      @@ashtiboy ohhh thanks!

    • @ashtiboy
      @ashtiboy Год назад

      also all humasn skikiton are orngaly just made out of cartalage and not sliod bones when we are newborns. its just in this case the gene that bascly caused calisfaction just wasn't fliped on in this case. thye bascly got a skikton like a shark bascly its all cartgale in there. but that dosnt mean they don't got a skull made out of pure cartlage plates like how we are organly when we are newborns when we are a few monuths old. its just this person just didn't get the gene that has the cartlage calsfaction switched on at all. but they be like still has a skiliton but its just WHOOPS ALL CARTLAGE. but at ltest they can get any brakes or fractures in there skikiton to heal far far faster beacue they don't have too worroy about the very slow recalsfcation prosses bascly. also not only that they will never get oseroprosess beacue they got no sliod calsuim carbonnate bone srcutre for oseroprsses to leach calasuim from in the first place.

  • @JonzaGoodGuy
    @JonzaGoodGuy Год назад +69

    I wonder how many attempts it took for him to say "This poor guy doesn't have any bones in his body" without cracking up lol

    • @Vincer
      @Vincer Год назад +3

      You can always record from the script without looking directly at the bit. For clips like this i cant imagine anyone being able to record while watching it lol

    • @JonzaGoodGuy
      @JonzaGoodGuy Год назад

      thats true I didnt think of that lol @@Vincer

  • @BetsyArcherella
    @BetsyArcherella Год назад +34

    He points at it as if we couldn’t figure out where to look if he didn’t point it out to us. 😊 1:37

    • @vanilla_lice
      @vanilla_lice Год назад +5

      You can just barely see his mouth moving, so he’s most likely talking about it, and pointing at it just as a gesture.

  • @mattdamon2084
    @mattdamon2084 Год назад +1

    0:11 okay...get in action...
    "secure contain protect 🗿" and destroy if necessary ! 👀

  • @Orion37331
    @Orion37331 Год назад +36

    I will never understand how these people can be so calm when they have a GIANT ALIEN SLUG ON THERE ARM

    • @Weirdhhh_wo
      @Weirdhhh_wo Год назад +2

      ​@OfficerBMTif you reply to people like that again and again, you are fatherless

  • @Alan_Mac
    @Alan_Mac Год назад +44

    That was 3 mins of perfection. Thanks! Loved the cat taking its tin of food back.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 Год назад +3

      Here before the bots

    • @Senianar
      @Senianar Год назад +1

      Actually it was cat nip.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 Год назад

      @@Senianar Not the first cat the other one

    • @Senianar
      @Senianar Год назад

      @@Misto_deVito6009 Oh sorry. I forgot it.

  • @RadJack14
    @RadJack14 Год назад +1

    The clip of the beginning was just a severed octopus arm. It’s not poisonous but it is painful to try and remove

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 Год назад +16

    Me after the first clip: "Yep never going into the ocean again."
    Me after the last clip: "But fresh sea salt though..."

    • @Favvlatina
      @Favvlatina Год назад +1

      underrated comment 😂

  • @thewiseowl8804
    @thewiseowl8804 Год назад +14

    I think she said no 1:19

  • @sersi_bunai1290
    @sersi_bunai1290 Год назад +20

    The guy punching the donut made me and my heart jump...😂

  • @woodlandhouse2028
    @woodlandhouse2028 10 месяцев назад +1

    The just died and was laying on his lap face down 😂

  • @_TQ
    @_TQ Год назад +61

    That sea salt probably has other ocean debris in it but it's an interesting idea nonetheless lol

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Год назад +9

      Sadly it proll has mircoplastics E

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Год назад +7

      People have been making their own seasalt for thousands of years...mostly by evaporating the water in the sun.

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas Год назад +7

      @@princeCustos324 and so does the water you drink and the food you eat.

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Год назад

      @@DubhghlasMacDubhghlasYeah fair

  • @samstone936
    @samstone936 Год назад +7

    This is one of the best I’ve seen. I laughed out loud at least three or four times.

  • @cjus1
    @cjus1 Год назад +45

    That dog’s expression is EVERYTHING! ❤

  • @moobits2928
    @moobits2928 Год назад +1

    No one is talking about the spiderman web shooter? I think that's the most impressive among other web-shooter creator I've seen on youtube!

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 Год назад +7

    Being held is a need, one that we all need more of sometimes

  • @ElementalFrozen
    @ElementalFrozen Год назад +25

    That dog is really smart, knowing how to calm down and catch that fish quick!

    • @vomm
      @vomm Год назад +1

      it's not even close to the smartness of a dolphin or a snail

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Год назад +3

      @@vommAnd most humans are no Einstein, but we don't go around comparing everyone to him, no, because intelligence doesn't equal value.

  • @dyproxus1806
    @dyproxus1806 Год назад +4

    0:16
    Cat be like: “GIMME THAT ZAZA!”

  • @MrSquidYTT
    @MrSquidYTT Год назад +1

    The first part is an octopus arm being cut off, and for some reason the dude placed it on his arm causing that to happen.

  • @thereminpitchknob4059
    @thereminpitchknob4059 Год назад +7

    Another great daily dose. Thank you!

  • @chickennoodles3045
    @chickennoodles3045 Год назад +34

    0:20 Something out of naurto

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite Год назад +59

    I love how he is just so content with some random sea creature latching onto his arm, I'd be freaking out 😭

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Год назад

      @k8vb8rms the lego in question:

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert Год назад +1

      It's just a severed octopus or squid limb

    • @sutil5078
      @sutil5078 Год назад +6

      the blue thing is part of octopus that has part of its brain, if it stay long it will convert the host to an octopus and both dive back into an eternal fathomless oceanic journey to the beyond. Edit o my God thanks for the 2 likes I have never received many likes before

  • @wumudapybanit1867
    @wumudapybanit1867 6 месяцев назад

    The contended smile on the poodles' face @2:23

  • @gmzil8097
    @gmzil8097 Год назад +6

    That lava lamp trick is the coolest thing I've seen all week !

    • @vomm
      @vomm Год назад +1

      it's wasting food, how cool!

  • @EMSGamers
    @EMSGamers Год назад +112

    I give that guy a lot of props, I definitely would’ve taken that off my arm immediately thinking it was sucking all the life out of me 😂

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan Год назад

      It's a baby Dementor!

    • @ThePokemonTrainerr
      @ThePokemonTrainerr Год назад +2

      Nah but fr what the hell was that?

    • @Rexog90
      @Rexog90 Год назад

      ​@@ThePokemonTrainerrpeople are saying it was a severed octopus tentacle

    • @mquietsch6736
      @mquietsch6736 Год назад +6

      Frankly, unless he knew exactly what it was before it touched him I wouldn't give him a single prop. Anything that's got bright colors like this may have those colors as a warning "careful, I'm poisonous". There are people who have killed themselves by setting a cute little oh so colorful octopus onto their hand. That octopus was blue, white and yellow, and so I'd really advise that unless you've seen the creature as a whole (and not just one tentacle) and know exactly what it is... leave it alone!

    • @CatNigga
      @CatNigga Год назад +1

      ​@@ThePokemonTrainerrotherworldly parasite slug

  • @anondescriptbullet
    @anondescriptbullet Год назад +96

    Let us all send our hopes and prayer's to the last guy, hopefully he will grow some bones soon

    • @CosmicSoul333
      @CosmicSoul333 Год назад +1

      You just gave me a flashback to Tim and Eric's "Send Us Your Bones" 😆

    • @livesinsewersirl
      @livesinsewersirl Год назад +1

      do not worry, i am setting up a gofundme where you can donate your bones

    • @reezevlog
      @reezevlog Год назад

      he just speed up his videos…n made that effects..im kinda annoyed by all his videos actually..coz they all are the same, just different locations…

  • @yourfavoritestellar
    @yourfavoritestellar Год назад

    1:03
    “Fred look it’s okay!”
    “Idk about that”
    “look-“
    “FRED!!”

  • @FearedAnimates
    @FearedAnimates Год назад +47

    Let’s all appreciate how the Amry protects and keeps us all safe 🙏

    • @Chyrre
      @Chyrre Год назад +5

      Aemn to that

    • @johnhoffay9081
      @johnhoffay9081 Год назад

      If that was the case they would be at the border stopping the invasion!!!!

    • @SenselessUsername
      @SenselessUsername Год назад

      They just printed the "W" upside down, fix the one letter and it's fien.