And then he's going to have more fail sessions of SF6 and complain that he has to "break in the stick" and get used to it and that's why he's still bad. And then he'll go back to blaming netcode and eventually come full circle to saying his stick is the problem again.
@@jeffoff7795 That's what's so funny about this. Phil goes on this huge rant that his qanba stick isn't moddable because he can't fit a new part in it that's 50% larger than the stock part. It's like complaining that your car is designed so you can't change the wheels because the pickup truck tires you bought won't fit on it.
@@ickyfist He wanted instant gratification. He saw that the joystick didn't fit and instead of stopping and doing a little bit of research he tried to force it. That's the most DSP thing in the world.
Remember, instead of giving him attention, toys and places where to Scratch, he complained "he doesnt stop scratching" and he fucking declawed him so he wouldnt have more problems. He is a fucking monster
Phil: wastes $300 on an incompatible joystick and then breaks his controller live on stream. Maximillian: is playing SF6 with his friend on a pair of custom arcade tables.
DSP is the Andrew Dobsin of gaming. *all* of his peers went onto successful or at least comfortable lives Meanwhile he sits on RUclips as a living, breathing joke of a human. All that's missing is the weird fetish website.
"Of course this is my life" says a guy who plays video games in button up shirts and jammy pants for 6 hours a day, 36 hours a week, and makes six figures. I wonder if he'd rather swap with people living in war-torn countries or people riddled with cancer or missing limbs. If DSP ever got an ounce of perspective on life he'd probably faint.
Imagine the conversation he has to have with Kat 'Sorry honey, we can't order Doordash 5 times this week. Those no good idiot fighting stick companies made me break it. There was nothing I could do.'
I can tell by the way he talks about his PC he's never built a rig in his life or he wouldn't just let all the fans be dead I can tell by this video he has never modded a stick in his entire life if that joystick didn't fit in that case the way he says it would be all over the internet forums just like sf6 only one having any trouble is him but he did everything right did nothing wrong dood
Right before the start of this clip, he exclaimed that the SAK might not work, and that he would, and I quote, "Have to go get my real screwdriver from the kitchen". A normal man would ofc say go to the kitchen and get A screwdriver, knowing they would need to choose from more than one. He really must have just one single screwdriver to have worded it like that. I think that's even more pathetic than having none, probably one he got in a flatpack or something.
@@weary_traveler0Phil is a fucking child in every sense except legally because of his age. Well and his looks because Phil appears to be 20 years older than he actually is. Most men learn how to use tools when the situation pops up from living a normal life. Something breaks so you buy the tool you need and learn how to solve the issue. Then next time you have the tool already and experience with it. And you learn new things by being hand on. All Phil ever did was call his parents and have them go over and do everything for him. Phil has never matured in any areas of life. For crying out loud the dude has a fake wife in a fake marriage. Everything about Phil’s life is sad and I’m here to watch it all get worse.
6:09 his side profile makes him look 10 years older *snort* 7:52 Turkish hair transplant couldn’t even save that spot. 8:26 …in the business, we call that foreshadowing.
I was thinking that too. Dude straight up looks like he woke up and just put on that stupid shirt from the old laundry. His hair is all fock up and definitely looks like he is in his 50s! 😂
The bitch at super cuts needs to “accidentally” shave that fucking dying patch of grass Phil calls hair. It would be less embarrassing to just be bald at this point.
EXACTLY! This is like getting mad that you can’t fit a Bugatti engine in a Prius then getting mad at Toyota for making a car that wasn’t designed to fit a super car engine. 😂
@@laughingseal2282I’m more surprised if he actually managed to damage something in there. Fightstick are pretty damn tough. I still doubt there’s anything wrong with year old controller and that it’s Phil’s usual user error.
8:25 Trust him guys he’s not stupid. The biggest lie he ever told. Seriously though you gotta love how he doesn’t know what he’s doing, takes it all apart then blames the company for not checking if another brands joystick will fit, not himself. Classic DSP
The funnier thing is that he thinks he can open the controller, replace the stick and have no concern that he'll make it worse than what he started with.
It's like he goes out of his way to provide khantent for the detractors! So funny! His mic will be the next thing to go, having the cord bent like that right out of the base.😂
Someone that doesn't even go walk for 30 minutes and no manual labor. Probably eats that one door dash meal a day. Which is hard to believe probably just by seeing khat we can assume all the food is consumed by her and DSP is happy as long as he is gambling drinking gin!
That's what happens when you drink all the time, eat omce a day, and don't exercise. It happened to me when I was an alcoholic. After I quit drinking, I started "filling out" again. Phil is what is called "alcohol fat".
Phil is what the body building style community calls skinny fat. Skinny because he has zero muscles; nothing to do with fat. And then fat of course because he’s fat like with his gut. So combine them and you get a skinny fat person like Phil. Phil never leaves his office or his house so he gets absolutely zero exercise. So never burns off any calories. Eats door dash 3 times a day while being drunk the whole day so he’s packing on the weight. And the most strenuous activity he does is bash a controller with his hooves. So all his muscles have atrophied. They have the famous clip of Phil holding up a bowl of food to the camera to show the audience. And after about 3 seconds his out stretched arm starts to shake from fatigue because he’s that weak. Literally Kat could sit on Phil and he wouldn’t be able to get her off of him.
@@EdwardVGrimmPhil looks so goddamn old from the profile. Phil’s not exaggerating at all when he says he won’t be able to play video games much longer due to his health. We are literally watching a hermit die on stream each day.
@@sladewilson9273 Well, the part is available, it's not even soldered in, there is a wiring harness. So it is obviously replaceable. My point was that he can replace the joystick relatively inexpensively and obviously didn't search on how or what to replace it with. He caused this headache and then starts bitching about that part being hundreds of dollars without ever looking, when someone in his audience gave him the actual part number.
He destroyed that Qanba stick on his own. I’ve modified my own Arcade Sticks with no issues and I watched this clown completely destroy a premium Qanba stick.
It’s like Phil expects you can go buy any random car part you can find and expect it to work on his Honda. Does Phil think you can buy an Xbox game disc and it will run on his PlayStation? That’s what Phil is doing here.
Imagine just for a second - he breaks a $300-$400 joystick just to avoid admitting that the only thing that sucks at SF6 is him. I can’t with this guy…
Fun fact. Qanba and sanwa joysticks are the same universal size. You can buy qanba and sanwa easily on Amazon. Hori however, is a very proprietary joystick made only for hori. I had trouble finding them on non-specialized sites. Qanba isn't the problem. Nor Hori for that matter. It's Phil. He broke his stick so he had an excuse to avoid SF
Id just like to add, ive had a Qanba fightstick since 2015. Almost 10 years old and ive never in it's life had any issues with it. Qanba sticks are sturdy and quality parts. Phillip is full of it when he denounces them
all he needs to do is re-route the cables a bit, that is it... Also he says how he wants a Sanwa Stick for his Obsidian 2, the Obsidian 2 comes WITH a Sanwa Stick already
He hates doing work outside of streaming hours. He wants to try to do all his 'work' on stream so he can try to prove that streaming is as hard as a 9-5 job.
8:43 99 cents temu/wish mouse sighting, and i always knew the led strips where lazily tossed on the floor and not properly installed, but it's finally confirmed.
It sure was easy to aim the camera down. Makes you wonder why he didn’t flex on the troll with how easily he could knock out 25 pushups if the camera was that easy to move
It's no longer a bald spot. Phil's got the Death Star Trench run going on. Tom cruise filmed Maverick in that valley holy shit Phil just shave it off at this point.
(in reference to the company that built the joystick) Philbert Burnell: "You fucking idiots! You fucking losers, you scam artists." Also Philbert Burnell: "Hey guys, for $2000 dollars I'll reveal some major news that no one knows what is it is...."
And he wonders why he doesn’t get sponsorships. Imagine if a company sent this guy a joystick to upgrade and he does this with it. Never once crossed his mind it could possibly be his fault. He’s the worlds smartest man. Better and smarter than anyone alive. Morrahns
He's gonna buy a new one and say that "an anonymous fan donated it behind the scenes". Book it.
And then he's going to have more fail sessions of SF6 and complain that he has to "break in the stick" and get used to it and that's why he's still bad. And then he'll go back to blaming netcode and eventually come full circle to saying his stick is the problem again.
He could have bought a new replacement joystick that was compatible for under $50.
@@jeffoff7795 That's what's so funny about this. Phil goes on this huge rant that his qanba stick isn't moddable because he can't fit a new part in it that's 50% larger than the stock part. It's like complaining that your car is designed so you can't change the wheels because the pickup truck tires you bought won't fit on it.
@@ickyfist He wanted instant gratification. He saw that the joystick didn't fit and instead of stopping and doing a little bit of research he tried to force it. That's the most DSP thing in the world.
He never buys anything. There’s always an anonymous donor that does it at the most convenient times 🤣 that’s surely a tax evasion strategy.
Never forget that he neglected his cat for this piece of plastic.
he always do that to his pet
No bloodwork for poor Jasper.
Shut the fuck up cats are independent as fuck I get you don't like the fucker but this is grasping at straws
Remember, instead of giving him attention, toys and places where to Scratch, he complained "he doesnt stop scratching" and he fucking declawed him so he wouldnt have more problems.
He is a fucking monster
Yet again this baby deflects blame for his own actions
Hate this mf
It's Kamba's fault, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"If I had the money guys I'd buy it right now" translates to "pick it up with the tips guys!!!"
Fucking goober.
OIC!!!!!
"A fan" is definitely "donating" a new one this week, boys.
Anonymous fan
He unlocked the Mysterious Donor perk.
Every now and then a golden paypig shows up and buys Phil things like TV's and Xbox's.
It's probably already en route.
Phil: wastes $300 on an incompatible joystick and then breaks his controller live on stream.
Maximillian: is playing SF6 with his friend on a pair of custom arcade tables.
DSP is the Andrew Dobsin of gaming.
*all* of his peers went onto successful or at least comfortable lives
Meanwhile he sits on RUclips as a living, breathing joke of a human.
All that's missing is the weird fetish website.
Yah but Maximilian is a sellout shill.
@@sinjin8576 I wouldnt be surprised if one came up in Phils world tbh
A replacement joystick is $28 on Amazon. He wanted instant gratification.
Hogans: ✅
$300 joysticks: ✅
Bloodwork for Jasper: ❌
Its WWE Champions tiime😂
Lmao
He needs to check his PC for salt build-up. And watch it break 😂
"Of course this is my life" says a guy who plays video games in button up shirts and jammy pants for 6 hours a day, 36 hours a week, and makes six figures.
I wonder if he'd rather swap with people living in war-torn countries or people riddled with cancer or missing limbs.
If DSP ever got an ounce of perspective on life he'd probably faint.
I mean. Jesper is just a cat. Hogan doe?
Someone should send the company who made the joystick clips of him hitting it then ask them if dsp deserves a refund 😂
He is such a greedy assh0l3 that he will definitely ask for a refund or a warrant replacement.
They already did 😂
😂😂😂
I asked QanbaUSA if there’s any merit to his complaints.
@@asura48 Qunba: Ew, Denthead... (Closes Video)
Imagine the conversation he has to have with Kat
'Sorry honey, we can't order Doordash 5 times this week. Those no good idiot fighting stick companies made me break it. There was nothing I could do.'
Bruh I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at your comment but oml 😂 “there was nothing I could do” 😂
(Loud Horse crying noises)
No Indian food this week.
Ham sammies all week 150k household income😂 i make half what they do and live a zillion times better
@@Saint_Helios "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct dood!"
7:59 That looks like a cartel illegal airstrip in the middle of the Colombian forest.
😆😆😆
You win mate, actually lost it hahahah. Someone needs to butter it in a Cessna for the authentic cartel experience.
😂😂😂😂😂 Pure gold comment.
I don't know... Maybe hitting the controller like a caveman works. 😂
Bro, he slaps that shit like it owns him money 😂
"HURR DURR DURR PATTERN PATTERN MASHING MASHING PATTERN DUURRRR"
-DarkSydePhil, scholar and philosopher.
He used to put PCs together at the professional level guys.
@UltimaterializerX Phil: Swapping NES Carts is like building a Computer...SNORT!!
It looked completely fine to me. Two wires touching doesn't really matter unless it's high voltage electronics..
I can tell by the way he talks about his PC he's never built a rig in his life or he wouldn't just let all the fans be dead I can tell by this video he has never modded a stick in his entire life if that joystick didn't fit in that case the way he says it would be all over the internet forums just like sf6 only one having any trouble is him but he did everything right did nothing wrong dood
NO HE DID NOT. stop spreading those lies. LoL
Bruh ☠️☠️☠️
Guys remember he use to build computers and worked with helicopters !!
Phil lived at the Water Cooler when he worked
Technically he didn't work with helicopters. He read a script whenever someone called in with a problem.
At PRO lvl! Don't forget
And then he woke up from the dream.
Dude can't even figure out how to update to windows 10 but he somehow thinks he could replace hardware lmao
To be Fair...Microsoft could be Detractors
This feels like a missing scene they wrote for The Office then said "Wait. No. Nobody will believe Michael is that stupid..."
Don't forget ladies and gentlemen Phil use to make and sell custom fight sticks and controllers during his Connecticut hay days with Rambo.
Their joysticks were basically sticking the Joystick,buttons in a mold and stealing some art
Phil is the kinda guy that doesn't own any tools.he just uses his Swiss army knife to fix or destroy everything
Right before the start of this clip, he exclaimed that the SAK might not work, and that he would, and I quote, "Have to go get my real screwdriver from the kitchen".
A normal man would ofc say go to the kitchen and get A screwdriver, knowing they would need to choose from more than one. He really must have just one single screwdriver to have worded it like that. I think that's even more pathetic than having none, probably one he got in a flatpack or something.
@IAmPez that's is just pathetic man how do people end up like this
He's like those letterman mechanics I worked with in the navy stripping and rounding hardware.
If you dont do any work you dont need any tools
@@weary_traveler0Phil is a fucking child in every sense except legally because of his age. Well and his looks because Phil appears to be 20 years older than he actually is. Most men learn how to use tools when the situation pops up from living a normal life. Something breaks so you buy the tool you need and learn how to solve the issue. Then next time you have the tool already and experience with it. And you learn new things by being hand on.
All Phil ever did was call his parents and have them go over and do everything for him. Phil has never matured in any areas of life. For crying out loud the dude has a fake wife in a fake marriage. Everything about Phil’s life is sad and I’m here to watch it all get worse.
6:09 his side profile makes him look 10 years older *snort*
7:52 Turkish hair transplant couldn’t even save that spot.
8:26 …in the business, we call that foreshadowing.
Thanks for the bald spot bookmark 🙏
6:09 you can really tell that he dyes his hair, just one straight color through the whole thing. No light spots at all.
8:26❤😂
I was thinking that too. Dude straight up looks like he woke up and just put on that stupid shirt from the old laundry. His hair is all fock up and definitely looks like he is in his 50s! 😂
The bitch at super cuts needs to “accidentally” shave that fucking dying patch of grass Phil calls hair. It would be less embarrassing to just be bald at this point.
STUPID THING. NOBODY TOLD HIM TO PUT OIL IN THE CAR
DSP the sort of guy to spend 300 on a piece of tech without looking at any review videos
And now it's the joystick, of course. He's at the dead end on the Alley of Excuses...
There's still the TV screen, the table the TV is on, the lighting on the room, the electric company...
He's so committed to this that he's going to take it apart.... JFC.
Nah dood, next he needs a new gaming chair, 10 gigabyte fiber internet installed, new tv. He’d rather do all this instead of just labbing.
Lag
Joy stick
Cheating players
Broken Cammys
Stream sniping
Joystick again
PC players and cross platform
He’ll find more excuses
Guy really thinks he would be able to mod a 300$ joystick with someone else's products and then threw a fit about it lol
EXACTLY! This is like getting mad that you can’t fit a Bugatti engine in a Prius then getting mad at Toyota for making a car that wasn’t designed to fit a super car engine. 😂
I think his delusions of Grand Door are affecting his daily life, he really thinks he's Him.😂
@@Ron_Jambo_ Grandeur
@@nihoggr8879 Huh ? You think I didn't know that ? 😂
You know, there are RUclips videos on how to mod and replace parts on the Obsidian 2.
DSP, super genius.
He been slamming and hitting that stick from day one. It is actually surprising it lasted that long and now he opened and completely broke it.
@@laughingseal2282I’m more surprised if he actually managed to damage something in there. Fightstick are pretty damn tough. I still doubt there’s anything wrong with year old controller and that it’s Phil’s usual user error.
@@MaztRPwn honestly if there was issues, I'm sure it's debris from all the dust and cat hair and whatever in that room.
A normal human would do that, but his level of arrogance and ignorance won't let him do that.
Did he get tricked into buying this joystick or is it actually a decent one?
Totally done on purpose,he needs more excuses to charge back money to frivolously waste on shit.
Watching dsp rip and tear through a 300 dollar stick that the dents paid for is so satisfying 😂
He said he paid for it, if you listen closely.
22:35
@@shadebleuEven better!
@@shadebleuimagine believing a single word out of the pig's mouth.
Lmao
@@shadebleuwhich means the dents paid for it… he’s a crowdfunded khantent creator remember
Whenever a man whips out a swiss army knife to work on a tech product, its not gunna go well
the problem here is DSP is not a "man".
Dood, DSP is a tech prodigy that used to assemble helicopters in between his gym sessions, back when he was super buff. Swiss knife is all he needs.
Alleged man. Prove to me that he's human and not an alien.
Except he's MacGuyver
Now a joystick maker is supposed to test if ANOTHER companies components will fit in their joystick?! This dood can't hear himself.
8:25 Trust him guys he’s not stupid. The biggest lie he ever told. Seriously though you gotta love how he doesn’t know what he’s doing, takes it all apart then blames the company for not checking if another brands joystick will fit, not himself. Classic DSP
the dude who has a "business degree" doesn't understand "competition" lmao
How he managed to blame someone else for him literally dismantling his own shit
Why am I not surprised, he believes that he can FIX that fight stick. that HE is better then the DESIGNERS of it. Suuure. SUUURE!
The funnier thing is that he thinks he can open the controller, replace the stick and have no concern that he'll make it worse than what he started with.
mailed himself a spoon this tiiiiiime
Man if only he didn’t spend over 2000 on a mobile game recently 😂
It's like he goes out of his way to provide khantent for the detractors! So funny! His mic will be the next thing to go, having the cord bent like that right out of the base.😂
They should sue him for slander...
how can someone be so scrawny and fat at the same time?
Someone that doesn't even go walk for 30 minutes and no manual labor. Probably eats that one door dash meal a day. Which is hard to believe probably just by seeing khat we can assume all the food is consumed by her and DSP is happy as long as he is gambling drinking gin!
He's like Neo when he first comes out of the Matrix.
That's what happens when you drink all the time, eat omce a day, and don't exercise. It happened to me when I was an alcoholic. After I quit drinking, I started "filling out" again. Phil is what is called "alcohol fat".
Phil is what the body building style community calls skinny fat. Skinny because he has zero muscles; nothing to do with fat. And then fat of course because he’s fat like with his gut. So combine them and you get a skinny fat person like Phil.
Phil never leaves his office or his house so he gets absolutely zero exercise. So never burns off any calories. Eats door dash 3 times a day while being drunk the whole day so he’s packing on the weight. And the most strenuous activity he does is bash a controller with his hooves. So all his muscles have atrophied.
They have the famous clip of Phil holding up a bowl of food to the camera to show the audience. And after about 3 seconds his out stretched arm starts to shake from fatigue because he’s that weak. Literally Kat could sit on Phil and he wouldn’t be able to get her off of him.
@@gonzo8898I’ve heard of the bowl clip so many times but I can’t find the video. Do you know what it’s called?
Classic Burnell breaks it and blames anybody but himself for his lack of knowledge
Look at that crack in his head it's bigger than the Grand canyon 😲
♿️♿️♿️🤕🥴♿️♿️♿️
Aging gracefully, dood. #Snort 🐽
It is the Dent Crown.
@@EdwardVGrimmPhil looks so goddamn old from the profile. Phil’s not exaggerating at all when he says he won’t be able to play video games much longer due to his health. We are literally watching a hermit die on stream each day.
ruclips.net/video/5IzTloA3wFA/видео.html DSP"S new theme Song.
7:57 is it just me or is his bald spot getting even funkier?
To replace that joystick with an original part that was suggested to him, is $45 Canadian, not hundreds of dollars.
I don't see anywhere where qanba says you can swap it. It only says the top ball can be replaced. So that explains a bit.
@@sladewilson9273 Well, the part is available, it's not even soldered in, there is a wiring harness. So it is obviously replaceable.
My point was that he can replace the joystick relatively inexpensively and obviously didn't search on how or what to replace it with.
He caused this headache and then starts bitching about that part being hundreds of dollars without ever looking, when someone in his audience gave him the actual part number.
@@-suphur ya, replaceable, as in with the same joystick if it is broken. There is a difference.
He's using a Swiss army knife to remove the screws 😑😑😑.
What an idiot. Stripping the heads.
Another brilliant moment from ReviewTechDSP
Let's hope the swapping of PC's goes this well
He destroyed that Qanba stick on his own. I’ve modified my own Arcade Sticks with no issues and I watched this clown completely destroy a premium Qanba stick.
yes its their fault for not texting if another joystick fits, totally not the shit head trying to swap them out
It’s like Phil expects you can go buy any random car part you can find and expect it to work on his Honda. Does Phil think you can buy an Xbox game disc and it will run on his PlayStation? That’s what Phil is doing here.
8:00 Looks like the North and South are back at it again, look at the size of the Mason-Dixon Line🤣
This guy really blamed the company for something he did
Imagine just for a second - he breaks a $300-$400 joystick just to avoid admitting that the only thing that sucks at SF6 is him. I can’t with this guy…
This is why he won't touch his computer
Just when I think the Pigroach couldn’t be any more pathetic, he sets the bar even lower.
Swapped Jasper's health for this segment
Dude acts like a 22 dollar soldering iron and some silver solder is kryptonite
He will short it out.
Fun fact. Qanba and sanwa joysticks are the same universal size. You can buy qanba and sanwa easily on Amazon. Hori however, is a very proprietary joystick made only for hori. I had trouble finding them on non-specialized sites. Qanba isn't the problem. Nor Hori for that matter. It's Phil. He broke his stick so he had an excuse to avoid SF
Any time, he can pick up a controller and play any game on a professional level.
Just not this controller anymore! 😂
Any time, he can grab his Swiss Army knife and destroy things at a professional level
Anytime, he can leave the camera on the whole time at a professional level
24:04 - Hopelessness with a touch of salt and finger-pointing.
It’s there fault he doesn’t have the correct parts.
the moment he whipped out his trusty swiss army knife I knew this was going to be absolutely incredible...
Yeah, DSP is really at the dead end of it. Excuses at the moment, but he’ll find something to make an excuse of.
wow a swiss army knife, he came prepared, I expected a butter knife and maybe a roll of duct tape from this professional.
Id just like to add, ive had a Qanba fightstick since 2015. Almost 10 years old and ive never in it's life had any issues with it. Qanba sticks are sturdy and quality parts. Phillip is full of it when he denounces them
Same here mate. My Qanba Q2 Glow is just fine after 10 years. Phil is just a massive regard.
all he needs to do is re-route the cables a bit, that is it... Also he says how he wants a Sanwa Stick for his Obsidian 2, the Obsidian 2 comes WITH a Sanwa Stick already
Someone needs to make a compilation of his slamming it and then end with this video, I hope the brand see what Phil’s saying and respond to it
REKT'd It Phil
I'm Gonna MASH IT!!
Love it..DSP tries it, and FAIL 😄😁😆
8:26 Famous last words
I'm so surprised he even knows how to use a screw driver.. tomorrow, he'll be complaining how bad his wrist hurts 😂😂
Wait, why is he doing this on his stream? He should do this off camera. All of this is a waste of time.
That’s exactly why he did it
No this is perfect.
He hates doing work outside of streaming hours. He wants to try to do all his 'work' on stream so he can try to prove that streaming is as hard as a 9-5 job.
Its for the Khantent. And to be honest, it is better than having him sit there and waffle on about nonsense as he usually does.
No pants... again... This guy... hard worker.
he always do that
I had a hard time sitting through the man-child excuses.
8:43 99 cents temu/wish mouse sighting, and i always knew the led strips where lazily tossed on the floor and not properly installed, but it's finally confirmed.
How does he even use that door with the LED strips in front of it like that?
8:20 Naturally Phil knows best and heeds no advice. Waiting till he fcks up.
19:07 Aaaand there it is, the beginning of fucking up.
Oh man a "crooked light kick" I'm dying
It sure was easy to aim the camera down. Makes you wonder why he didn’t flex on the troll with how easily he could knock out 25 pushups if the camera was that easy to move
Using a Swiss army knife to mess with electronics, the verge would be proud.
That mic though you know is gout ridden with a side of gin
How did he go from "We're going to do this on Thursday during the podcast." to doing it today?
Seems like he wanted to pull money from the dents to order a new one but he dint get any donations
@@zombieclown18GOOD! Glad they aren't THAT dented!
@t-train6723 true that
hes got the leg muscles of a cancer patient. def can tell he hasnt done shit his whole life.
POV: warranty goes to the shitter
Phil is the type of guy to think that having a set of tools for the house means to own a 73 tool $350 Swiss Army knife
It's no longer a bald spot. Phil's got the Death Star Trench run going on. Tom cruise filmed Maverick in that valley holy shit Phil just shave it off at this point.
I knew he was going to destroy that thing. He now has an excuse to not play SF6 now.
8:26 is delicious foreshadowing 😂
Of course he broke it lol
"Trust me I'm not stupid" lmao this is detractor gold 😂
The dude looks like he just crawled out of bed 😂😂
and that lube he is talkin about is dielectric grease but he use to build pcs? 😂
Wait wait he expects a joystick maker test other companies parts in their own joystick?
Soooo, he is going bald right along the part his mom made in his hair?
He’s using a Swiss Army knife.
(in reference to the company that built the joystick) Philbert Burnell: "You fucking idiots! You fucking losers, you scam artists."
Also Philbert Burnell: "Hey guys, for $2000 dollars I'll reveal some major news that no one knows what is it is...."
"is it a cat?"
"No, its not a cat, you'll have to pay to find out"
@@floatinghamstick We call him "Con Juan" lol.
He gets $300 in less than two days. What is he on about? What do you mean that you have no money? What a greedy piggy.
And he wonders why he doesn’t get sponsorships. Imagine if a company sent this guy a joystick to upgrade and he does this with it. Never once crossed his mind it could possibly be his fault. He’s the worlds smartest man. Better and smarter than anyone alive. Morrahns
Karma can sometimes be a cruel mistress, and then you have times like these….
*chef’s kiss*
"Hey, wtf! Why doesn't this Toyota RAV4 engine fit my Mustang??? WTF, what a idiots, why didn't they think this through?"
that line down his head in his hair....and his hair pattern in the front in general...WHAT IS THAT HAIRLINE OF HIS!??!?!?
"It's not even depressing!"
No Phil, I assure you. It's depressing.
Karma for Jasper 😺
For someone who did mods of arcade sticks and sold them super overpriced, he should know that unbranded stick is a Sanwa JFL.
And even if you don't there is a part number on it or on the manual parts breakdown.
lol i knew he would fuck this up. joystick confirmed detractor
So... Parts from competing brands... Aren't fully compatible with one another? My mind is thoroughly blown.
New stick was supposed to save the business 😢
Hori joysticks are trash.... guess he ll soon realize and swap it back. He s mentally insane 😂 a Sanwa JFL joystick replacement is like 30$.....