I Played Facebook's VR Metaverse so you don't have to
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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15 Billion dollars well spent
It couldn’t be better! The metaverse truly is our future!
I cant wait to get a metaverse dog to shit on people's metaverse lawns
Shouldve been 16
One small step for man, one giant leap for a definite human
How did they even hope to make a profit, just user data? (I feel like Zuck is the kinda guy to roll out an NFT Outfits update)
never forget that moments after this stream started, Facebook’s stock started fucking TANKING, dropping ~30% by the end of the day.
How long till he is living in a broken down RV pawning this tech off on gullible community college deans?
Not crazy surprising
All of metas investors invested because meta was a social media company
Meta has abandoned social media, and even fired thousands of their social media developers
So all those investors are uninvesting now that the company is no longer a social media company
Edit: spelling
This combined with Musk's twitter tears has been a delicious week for those under the cyberpunk dystopia of modern day.
There might be a small legitimate connection even
RT's audience and Meta's new target audience is close to a circle, so when they see a barrage of haters, 📉
Hahahahaha
> Goes into Metaverse
> Panics
> Gets #1 rank for comedy
> Gets bored
> Crashes Facebook stock
> Leaves
And that's why they called him Drift King back in college!
> refuses to elaborate
@@yavuzcelik3987 unfunny bit
@@hofficalz
In this case, the title of Grift King would be more fitting.
Also known as: Becoming an Isekai Protagonist
The fact that you have to pay Facebook to applaud, and none of that money goes to the person you're actually applauding for, is really spectacular
BUUUUT they get a shirt.
Clapping in irl is free lol
that's actually so amazingly cartoon villainous of facebook to do that. it's like they are like "yeah we're the embodiment of evil corporate greed, who cares."
I THINK the world wher you could applaud was a community created world, which leads me to believe it's something the creator implemented themselves. Thus, purchases would be split 30% facebook and 70% world owner (if my memory serves correctly)
@@westingtyler1 the TV show upload is about a world with metaverse after death. And one of the recurrent jokes is how you need to pay for every stupid little thing, at one point a character needs to pay to get her virtual baby to sleep.
The funny thing is that the chances of all of those people that you encountered being Facebook employees are quite high.
I'm sure all of them are. Harassing people to stay in and spending money to do so... So desperate
That has to be the case.
"NO don't spend money"
"I just spent 50 dollars"
"Look you win a shirt"
"pls stay, you're the only real human we've spoken to in ages"
@@hahinrichsen of course they are, theyre desperate to keep their job
Yeah
I'm doubting that Facebook would let them use the username "Unemployed Alcoholic" though...
RT’s reaction when he realized the Meta stock was plummeting while he was playing was priceless
Just the implication that no one’s actually covered what the “gameplay” of the Metaverse is actually like for themselves like a year after launch is hilarious
@@MrSkerpentine I also love the implication if this is a Correlation equals Causation moment
I think the investors were watching his stream and realized how dumb zuckerburg is
@@bettercallseoul1504 offbrand jimmyhere mixed with boyinaband looking ass
@@bettercallseoul1504 Garbage
God the thing that gets me about that Zuck clip is that he sounds so *defensive* about the slip up.
It clearly wasn't a planned joke and he couldn't even play it off as one. He backpedaled so hard.
Generally when you find yourself falling victim to a long running joke you can do two things: embrace it and play into it, like the bands Laibach and Rammstein have with people frequently mistaking them for fascists, or ignore it, as is usually the case. Zuck, being the absolute void of charisma and competence that he is, is trying to do both simultaneously and thus failing extremely hard at both.
WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST HAVE HIM RECORD A SCRIPTED WELCOME INTRO that’s what’s getting me
@@MrSkerpentine How the fuck can one man be so fucking awkward without the entire world dying from cringe?
Yeah I was like, "Wait he actually said something funny?!"
And then he backpedaled and proved that nope, he hasn't changed.
Honestly him attempting to backpedal makes it so much funnier to me LMFAO
As someone who has never seen the metaverse beforehand, I can say I’m throughly terrified
Well with this deader on arrival than the NFT dating app I doubt you have much to be afraid of.
I think it really has legs
It’s a little weird that this should be a massive game, but it’s never even occurred to me that a streamer could stream the game.
The best aspects I saw are just things you can do with the oculus, regardless of playing Meta.
@@tjenadonn6158 the what now
This is the future. I can’t tell if that’s good or bad
I’d just like to mention that RT put this in the horror game playlist, and I think that’s gold.
Well it is a truly terrifying game…
Of course he did. He truly is seven funnies
@@Autistic_Menace00 Will he ever upgrade to eight funnies?
This is as close to metaverse as I ever want to go.
Are you making videos after your epic return to India?
Hey Karl big fan.❤❤❤
What a weird place to find Karl Rock in lmao. You're videos make me want to go to india
@@jaspr8673 Yeah, Karl never replies in the comment section. He acts humble, but since he has become a millionaire, he doesnt care about his audience.
you're absolutely right karl
A reminder that literal billions were poured into what your seeing RT play and it looks worse than VRChat lmao.
my good fellow, it looks worse then second life
Hell it looks worse than Second Life, and that's been around since before RUclips.
And tower unite is better than VR chat.
It has the bone zone!
Bro wtf is your pfp 💀
I still can't believe zuc just went all in, like let's make a really buggy horrible combination of vrchat and second life.
"Surround him and take pictures of him without his permission" is probably the most terrifying thing in the world.
Dude was probably just reading from meta's standard customer relations policy
That's basically the paparazzi
Even more terrifying that it was said in the Metaverse.
GUARDS!!! Surround him, and take pictures of him without his permission!
It's completely legal in my country. Anyone can picture you just eating alone in a restaurant without any permission and it would be posted in Facebook. No consequences, and even encouraged.
Can I just say that, visually, this looks like the VR group project I made in college (I study game design) and was extremely embarrassed about. Like, this is the kinda shit you never mention to your friends, but you put it in your portfolio anyway because you got nothing else to show.
And no, we didn't have a 15 billion dollar budget, but we probably did have the same "who gives a fuck, this is gonna suck anyway" mindset as the Metaverse devs had.
They just bought your project and spent the rest of the 15 billion to import it onto the quest
The entire thing was clearly made by people who don’t like video games, never pay video games, and have never made a video game.
Never forget that Daniel singlehandedly dropped Facebook's value by 30% with this stream.
Did he really?
Not literally but the day of this stream facebook’s stock dropped drastically
@@kobidenatale9648 nah, totally all him.
Some might say it was because Meta released bad earnings that day, but we all know it was because of rt’s stream
Yeah but at this point, that's like 5 bucks total.
Metaverse makes the real world feel like escapism.
Beautiful statement.
Lmao
Wow...
Hadn't thought of that, but yeah. Yeah it does.
What a fuckin low bar to stumble over 🤣
Yep. The greatest gift one could get, where this game is concerned, is a lifetime ban.
@Who Let's....
Not imagine that
It's even better to live in GTA Online as an NPC, than this legless nightmare
I can't imagine how excited the metaverse team was to see the comedy bar making money for once lmao
We made him the funniest man in the metaverse
I’m sure that excitement was short lasted when they realized why it was making money
Something tells me that money is just going back where it came from.
They made back that 15 billion!
@@noizepusher7594 like a star's supernova before it's death and degradation into an insignificant white dwarf
Immediately dropping the mic at the comedy show and someone stealing the mic stand is the best comedy ive seen in years
8:35 Quickly clarify- I was saying "You've got to actually be funny" not "You're not actually funny." You're great Dan
Also Dan I want my $2
Funni joke counter: +1
I think he heard that and was more replying to the implication of that comment that he normally isn't.
Honestly, the worst thing that could ever happen is you get that money back. If you don't, you get to proudly tell people that Daniel owes you money. What an honor!
@@Jedislayer19 Losing $2 in exchange for minor RTGame clout? Worth it
Two dollars... cash.
I can't believe that RT forgot to finish his routine with "I'm doney with the funny"
The narrator is disappointed
It's literally comedy 101 smh...
He didnt even raise his hand when he was done smh
@@scottsbeans didn't check the temperature either smh
@@InternetPers0n he didnt give everyone there a survey like how is he supposed to get constructive criticism??
"You need to buy applause points for real money" Honestly I think this bit here really says all you need to know about the nature of this thing.
How much further can you go on a way to the ultimate consumerist dystopia? Buying breathing points to keep playing in this dreadful hell?
@@Shcreamingreen Well, the good part is that nobody seems to be really buying into it. That particular program/world/whatever is doing spectacularly badly, about as badly as it's possible for a "social" app of its type to do, while being utterly outclassed by things like VRChat (which is free) in every way.
On top of that, there's the fact that people are totally used to the now traditional "likes" system used basically everywhere now. I suspect many will be totally baffled and appalled by the idea that they have to pay actual money JUST to give likes in this setting, when absolutely every other service/site/whatever doesnt have such a stupid concept in it.
This whole thing is an example of one of these companies finally overstaying their welcome, during a time when people are slowly getting more and more fed up with this type of nonsense. And all this taking place in a space only accessible by a technology that most cannot use yet!
What a ridiculous idea. Here's hoping that it continues to fail.
Confirmed, Zuck is Nolan Sorrento
That's how applause has worked for Zuck, seems consistent
I saw the thumbnail and was all, "I was in metaverses from 2005 to 2018. What is this upstart calling itself 'the real metaverse'?" Then I saw this comment and relaxed. :) One of my favourite things was in-metaverse live music, certan platforms having provision to link a stream. They have tip jars, of course, but there. is. ab-so-lute-ly no. WAY paying for applause would work. It'd kill it!
The comedy room part was terrifying, “trap him, don’t let him leave, take pictures without his permission!” Lmao
Also the “you owe me 7 quid” amazing.
And the way they were paying actual bucks for some worthless points, I could hear the disgust in RT's voice when he was requesting not to pay. 🙁
Player collision in VR was such a stupid decision
idk what's more terrifying.. the fact that 15 billion dollars were used for making the "Metaverse" or the fact that Dan's stream singlehandedly dropped their market share by 30%???
15 BILLION?!
Source?! I don't believe Dan is the sole reason for a 30% drop.
Both isnt true
Lol it was because of the earnings report that was released
THE 2ND PART??? HIS STREAM WHAT???
"you have to pay to applaud your friends" is the most dystopian shit i've ever heard lmao
And the money goes to Facebook, and your friend gets a fucking sweepstakes token for a shirt.
welcome to capitalism enjoy your stay
@@crylune "I FUCKING WARNED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, BUT YOU DIDN'T FUCKING LISTEN AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKED," Karl Marx's long awaited sequel to "Capital," with a special forward "WE ALL FUCKING WARNED YOU" by Petr Kropotkin, Emma Goldman, Mikhail Bakunin, and Nestor Makhno.
@@crylune I am in fact not enjoying my stay
@@crylune capitalism is fine, it’s just corporate greed that’s the issue
I love Meta’s creativity.
“What should we call the wearable tablet on the avatar’s wrist?”
“How about wearable?”
“Genius!”
It cost 5 million to create that idea.
@@Exeggutor_Enjoyerit costs 400.000 thousand dollars to develop it for 12 seconds.................
Huarharharhahaha (heavy laughter)
@@lestevegmbh2637never a bad time to see a tf2 reference
I can't believe they made an entire video game in the corporate art style
Honestly, this game even fails at that.
Going Under is a BETTER corporate art style game and the dev's are intentionally satirical about the corporate liminal, silicon valley, cryptocurrency, techbro, business start up bro, fake guru, anti-union, barista side job subjects as a procedural generated level rogue lite a la Enter the Gungeon.
@@battlion507 Just looked it up, I’m gonna check it out. Sounds like the game’s dripping in irony.
@@jmtheelitefan9616
RT did make a video on the game himself i think
@@battlion507 you forgot multi level marketing scheme
Coming from someone who's been deep in both recroom and horizons creator community's, recroom acts way more corporate. Honestly the metaverse is not done at all but if you're in the community you can see how quickly it's developing. So right now not the most marketable thing ever but coming from someone who's been in the vr space for 5 years it's the only game making a push and starting to make progress. Like even on the commission end of things people will actually pay artists fairly as opposed to recroom where a kids like "i can pay $20 for an entire world". Personally I see a lot of potential and I think it'll be on top in about 2-3 years as a social/creative vr space for adults.
just a few years ago RT was just the "funny tf2 guy", now our boy is out there saving the world by destroying facebook, I'm so proud of him ._.
Rumble tumble!
that's ma boy!
They grow up so fast
@@bettercallseoul1504 Ik you're a bot, and replying to you might do more harm than good, but damn the repeating letters in only some words are driving me nuts
Like, beest? *throws up slightly in own mouth*
And making stocks PLUMMET 😄📉
The absolute audacity for Facebook to put billions into this thing that looks like it has a budget of $100, and then have a comedy club where you have to pay Facebook to award applause points to the comedian.
Lmao gotta recover the loss somehow. Even chump change adds up.
Yea fr! I thought it would be like “it’s amazing, but playing it means you basically give over all your data even more than regular Facebook” but this game just kinda sucks
The fact that if you get enough points you get a free shirt has to be the biggest slap of em all, like, give the person the cash the audience spent to buy something they actually like, maybe? But no it's Fuckerberg he wouldn't give people money.
As far as we know, they didn't put billions into this. They put billions into the whole ecosystem, which includes acquiring multiple game studios, R&D and production of multiple HMDs, production of dozens of games and apps, etc etc. Horizons was just a fraction of this.
This looks the same as two years ago when I tried Oculus ( it was the next gen thing back then) minus that wrist gadget. My set is catching mites... somewhere. In retrospect, I regret wasting that money, and implicitly giving Sucker some benefit from my data.
Paid applause... that is a new low
Question: did you actually get that T-Shirt for being the best comedian in the Metaverse like you were promised?
I had literally not seen any actual footage from the metaverse before this. I'm so glad I've now seen how truly horrifying it is.
For good reason cause. Looks like shiz-nit
Samesies
I never thought Daniel would actually crash the economy in real life. He's starting to expand into reality, this is a dangerous time to be alive
He's broken through into our reality
People who invested their entire savings account into Facebook/Meta stocks: “Why do I hear John Denver music?”
That's why they called him the Grift King back in college.
No one is safe :)
@@RTGame am I safe?
The best part of the whole comedy club bit is realizing that there's a strong possibility that at least some of the other people there were on-the-clock Meta devs.
That's where that $15 Billion is going, paying 6 figure devs to have to play Metaverse
@@Shadowwand All FB employees apparently have a quota of how many hours per week they have to utilize the service. Talk about dystopian.
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Yeah that’s false lol
@@freesxsoccer its in their leaked internal memos corroborated by employees lmao.
@@freesxsoccer It's in their internal memos. FB employees actually have to do this or else they get reprimanded.
My faith in humanity has officially been revived after seeing us topple over multi-million dollar corporations. And we did it by making fun of them. What an interesting world.
Humor and parody is one of the most powerful and effective forces in the world.
Yep true
Billion*
Which is one of the reasons why dictators are often such assholes - they see the dangers of humor and are forever on guard against it. 🤣🤣
Nothings toppled over, you're being wayy too optimistic lmao
I would like RUclips to know that at the end of this game RT decided to boot up Trombone Champ in an attempt to purify Twitch chat and it was a blessing to everyone involved.
Thanks to let us know
Bless you sir
Also to note, the Trombone Champ segment (as well as the complete horror of the Metaverse segment) is available on the Stream Archive channel
Trombone in the skiiiiiiiez
@@3dDoener And it makes me want to fly so high! It makes me want to fly so high!
I can't even imagine the look on RT's face when those guys started buying applauses for him with real money and when he said "no, it's not worthy!!" they replied with "we're supporting Zuckerberg with it" 😭
And then the stocks crashed...
I love correlation/causation falacies
Edit: spelling
I can't even tell if they were serious. Were these folks friends of RT or just random users ?
@@Denter86 viewers I believe
@@Denter86 Like three of them were regular Metaverse users, and the rest were RT's viewers. 🤣
Daniel is truly masochistic for doing this of his own valition.
It’s supposed to be volition, but valition seems to fit more oddly enough
I'd say sadomasochist given we had to watch that.
I hate myself
@@RTGame hey just in case that wasn't sarcasm i just wanna say you're a great guy and you've brought smiles and good feels to a ton of people all over the world
@@RTGame same I also hate myself for even thinking meta had a chance to redeem itself
Let's not gloss over the fact that RT is officially the funniest person in the entire metaverse
I have to give the devs some mad respect for this. They straight up scammed zuck out of $15 billion. This game was literally made in unity. One person could make this entire game on their phone over the weekend. That's baller as fuck
Well, maybe not on mobile because VR, but...
Yeah
Hilarious 😂
The money includes R&D of the hardware as well, and lol if you think the devs themselves somehow personally received $15 billion. That's not how any of this works.
@@gnack420 I'm guessing Facebook probably has some sort of infrastructure similar to how government bills end up getting split up. Like for example, if a government has a Bill that they want to make new roads, then a lot of Congressmen will probably stick on a whole bunch of other smaller things like splitting the funds for charities and other organizations until there's not really any money left for those new roads.
@@shablam0 I mean, they work like any other business. They have a budget and in the budget they assign X amount of money to each initiative that they're undertaking, and $15 billion is what they allocated to the Metaverse nonsense. It's a complete waste of money I totally agree, I was only objecting to the idea that it goes directly into developer pockets. It's everything: salaries, office expenses, computers, software licenses, outside contractors, research and development, prototyping, production, materials, labour, etc etc, the list goes on and on.
Like, I know its a meme for a good reason, but actually seeing in person that this 15 *billion* dollar project literally doesn't have legs is something else.
I'm genuinely curious as to where that $15 billion went. If you threw that much money at any developer, at SOME point there would be some kind of functional gameplay. I'm assuming it went into making the engine it runs on and the hardware and research going into the hardware but I have absolutely 0 clue.
Considering that VR chat was free and had legs and is ALREADY kind of the metaverse the they were trying to promise in the original trailer with the alternate robot skin. I really don't understand why they didn't just use that $15 billion to just buy VR chat
I'm guessing that there's more to this than just being a game - e.g. data aggregation, scraping etc... something to help pivot away from the FB model and get first movers advantage in a potentially untapped industries, although still not quite sure why having those features in a video game would cost $15b
@@popnfreshz the video game isn’t the main point, if they were only spending money on this it would probably look a lot better. People just think this video game is all Meta is working on because it’s what comes to mind when you hear “metaverse”.
@@broatski probably paying those 300k+ salaries to the coders in California offices
I loved the part where Dan said “It’s Crashin’ Time!” Then proceeded to crash the Facebook stock market by 30%. Truly one of the stock market moments.
Engineer gaming
I can't believe this man plunged the stock of Meta just by playing this game
Holy shit you aren't lying, it got fucking punked Thursday morning LMAOO
What time was this stream?
@@_colonial_
the metaverse part was like
7-9PM UK time i think?
It was inevitable
@@_colonial_ I joined the stream roughly an hour late and the news had just started dropping that the stocks had plummeted
What the fu-
The part where RTGame got stuck in the menu and everyone around him announced he was dead is the most profound moment in the history of Zuck’s Metaverse. This could very well be an accurate simulation of how it feels to enter the afterlife; just hearing everyone around you talk about your death while you’re freaking out, unable to move or exit out of an endless grey void.
It makes it more realistic because hearing is one of the last things to cut out before you die
None of us even knew RT could hear us lmao
@@Aftonite8866 literally the afterlife
that'd be funny as hell
Thanks, I hate it.
Something really notable about this is the total lack of mirrors. VRChat is full of them because the developers correctly realized that people like to have a way to look at their own avatars and other people with you. Meanwhile in facebookland you get to see yourself in the avatar selector and a very very tiny phone screen and that’s it.
There’s no consideration given to what people actually want to do
That’s because VRChat allows avatars to be created out of anything so long a 3D model exists for it, here they’re intending you make an avatar that looks like yourself and I doubt you’re as focused at looking into a mirror irl
VRCHAT is what everyone wants, I don't know why they don't just buy VRCHAT
@@陳聖傑-m5z because zuck will fuck up vrchat more then it already is
@@陳聖傑-m5z they actually tried to, but they were stopped by the government because they don't want Zuckerberg to have too much of the metaverse
Cause even they know no one wants to see their ugly models
The Metaverse is about as graphically impressive as Bubsy 3D.
Nah. Busby 3D had legs.
That's an insult to Bubsy 3D.
Don't shame Bubsy 3D like that.
12:55 - can't believe Facebook spent $15 billion to recreate the building tools from Second Life. Outstanding.
And you don't even get megaprims!
and you need to pay money to applaud.
I just... I don't know.
Now, now, I built a lot of stuff in second life in the late 2000s. They recreated something WORSE
Nah, SL's tools are more sophisticated than this.
The billions were actually spent on the VR Hardware. Metaverse itself seems to be an afterthought.
man most of the people in the games were so funny and seemed like really nice people, they deserved a better game
They do have a better game. Its called VR Chat
I doubt anyone is unironically playing at this point
I think they were memeing also to be honest.
@@yamihatarou7850 That's true but lots of people in VRChat is toxic so it makes sense why they aren't on there at the time. VR chat people be wild as you know
@@AlexTaylor-im4xd I think its inevitable with online gaming that you run into toxic people.
I can’t believe he missed a joke about being great at stand up comedy with no legs.
Yea..
all I kept thinking about haha
This comment has more likes than the first world
Well, hang on! I mean... really, hang on!
Left FB over three years ago and haven't desire to return. They actually owe me £200 for an advertising campaign that they took from my account over ten years ago without my authority but they never got back to my complaint In person, and because you can't deal with people, I left the platform. I also have no desire to see what people are "updating" in their profiles and this game doesn't appeal to me AT ALL. I also reported a human trafficking post, which was found to not be against their community standards, but the next day was put into FB prison for sharing info in groups, so when a website allows the sale of 14 year old girls on live FB video and not the sharing of educational text information , I was fully aware by then that FB, is probably one of the worst platforms on the planet.
jesus christ 💀💀💀
Unironically probably the most fun anyone's ever had in the metaverse
Ironically shows a video of Horizon, which isn't even the Metaverse!
You can feel zuck put his soul into the game.
the joke being that zuck has no soul
@@DJNeon-C1990 zucchini bread 🍞🥖?
@@DJNeon-C1990 Or that the game itself is also soulless
The design is very human
Whahaha😂
dan can finally live out his dreams of becoming a meth dealer in glorious VR
or boss baby, apparently
@@thatoneguy9582 Baby meth dealer.
he can become heisenberg with that
I read that as "in a glorious RV"
@@Xenderman sebby! Get the VRV!
15,000,000,000 dollars spend, this is the result. If this would be a country, it would be on place 140 out of 217. It's absolutely mind-blowing.
The entire game is basically in that one corporate art style. You know… the one that was studied and found to be the most hated art style in the world?
The entire game feels like one of those training games you play during orientation of a new job… not a “true game”.
Stocks “coincidentally” diving after he streamed this was legendary though!
Corporate Memphis? Idk they look a bit more specifically like those emoji talking heads things that's were popular like 6 years ago lol
they call it UNIQUE art style
Lmao meta released their quarterly earnings reports. Wall Street analysts and investors don’t give two flying fucks about some vlogger video 😭😭
@@bmuhammadthariqhumaid4670 Yeah, just as unique as the thousands of other facebook and smartphone games that all use this exact art style.
@@reesehathaway2533 typical investment bro has never heard of a joke before
The first performance was my favourite cuz dropping and not being able to pick up the mic in front of the whole crowd is such a funny representation of social anxiety. absolute nightmare material
Worrying about your social anxiety is such a social anxiety thing to do
I laughed so hard at that!
I heard a rumor that none of the developers who are being paid give a shit about this and are actually just working on completely different projects than metaverse for the majority of the time and have MMH (Make Mark Happy) projects just to convince him that his money is actually going somewhere
Rumor? The results speak for themselves.
I hope their other projects are cool.
@@harrygenderson6847 from what I'm told. They are, but this entire comment is a massive layer of hearsay
wait. wait... oh my god that actually makes sense
it'd be cool if their stock price drops by *half*
The reason the Metaverse exists is to point out that VRchat is infinitely better without even realizing it.
"It's trying to make me buy applause credits"
Holy shit this is like a parody of itself.
When I heard "applause credits", I thought it was a joke. It sounds like something you'd see on a parody of a VR service; the notion of having to pay to do something as simple as that is ridiculous. And yet here it is.
@@TSBJunkie It's EA's wet dream. Making you pay for basic things.
@@anakinlowground5515 EA would make you buy oxigen packs for 15 minutes of gameplay or else you die in VR
ikr? Sounds like it's from an Onion article. Same with Elon Musk now making Twitter verifications available for anyone who can pay the $8 per month cost!
@@zsoltpeterdaniel8413 Lol, you're probably right
Ironically, the community seems pretty chill lmao.
United in agreeing that the metaverse is awful, god bless
Indeed, except for the person sounding like they were trying to be sick
well to be fair less than a hundred people actively play it.
i ***think*** most of the people he found were stream snipers who downloaded the game literally on the hour
but like dont quote me on that
@@thatoneguy9582 i think there was about 5-6 that were chilling there before Dan arrived, t h e n fans poured in. And the two people interacting with one of them sounding like they were choking probably were randos
And on this day, the speedrunning category for crashing Facebook's stock was born.
I look forward to seeing how Spiff beats this.
SummoningSalt presents...
Elon and Zuckerberg failing spectacularly warms my cold heart…
Mine too, Sara!
Amen my friend
Elon is still pretty succesful though
@@derel5880 maybe, but all these mistakes are really hammering home how he isn’t really all that Good at this stuff, and doesn’t know what he’s talking about
So you just want to see hard working people fail?! nice keep it up.
RT's other mic makes him sound like he is an explorer in a harsh landscape radioing back to base, which is, in a sense, true
RTGame plays Into The Radius when?
Remember, if a _free_ game made by a couple dozen creators with zero backing can make a game better than you when you have hundreds of 'skilled' developers on it and you've already put 15 billion into the rabbit hole for it, you should *really* reconsider your options.
i think they would have been better off just outsourcing it to some actual gamedev studio rather than doing it in house at facebook. they have crazy salaries for devs there and never did actual games before. their pipeline must be completely fucked to spend so much money for this amount of return.
They should've kept it a small project, slowly growing it for years. Now it will never recover.
@@WasatchWind at least they have an internal metaverse toolkit that none of the Facebook deva even want to use lol.
Dont blame the developvers
@@sekinnnnn1121 the devs are the only ones to blame for the massive failure that is VR Metaverse
This is this truly one of the VR experiences of all time.
0.5th Life.
@@tjenadonn6158 Half life is better than this.
Percentlife
part life.
@@Baasbovenbaas It was a second life joke, not half life alex. Half life was actually good
All I'm getting from this is that Zuckerberg read Ready Player One, skipped all the social commentary, and just zoned straight in on the VR dystopian aspect with no critical thought
What makes this even funnier is that I guarantee you some of those people actually work for Meta.
Bruh im sure all of them are
I Feel Bad For Them.
Dude, the people he was playing with are literally the devs.
The guy who said "Just go outside. It's basically the metaverse, but on hardcore mode.
Also the graphics are freaking amazing" really made my day lmfao
I played Outside for a bit but I made the mistake of rolling a character in the Australia region
Outside is kind of hard ngl, got attacked by a level 25 Dog last week and since I'm under-levelled I got washed, still grinding to this day
@@VanessaMagick Damn that sucks. All of the animals are wayyy too high level to be able to have a good experience playing Outside well.
@@identity_undetermined
As someone who's had experience in this aspect of the afromentioned life game, ya'll are making noobie mistakes going where wild animals are. Only if you've levelled up in the hunting skill tree should you venture into uncharted PVE areas.
I'd suggest starting with adopting a cat or a dog, or something like that if you want an animal friend, just make sure you've grinded enough coin to afford the food and other pet related items required. Also be wary, sometimes you can get bad RNG and your pet needs to go to the vet which will cost an annoying amount of in-game currency.
@@staticnoise9030 bro, the in-game currency needed for a bot family is way worse. Plus my wife's script files have been currupted ever since her last monthly firmware update, bad PMS symptoms (Post-Meta Scripting). And she likes to spend money, I mean I already don't make enough Biden credits as it is (Currently playing on the United States Map), and with meta-flation the way it is, I'd say stay away from the family mode until they work out all of the bugs. --Defintely better off getting a pet.
I kinda like the building stuff/3d modelling idea in there, they should just focus on that and scrap the rest. It's kinda like a simplified Blender but in VR. That's worth some of the 15b for sure. Good job to whoever made that.
You can have a look at NeosVR (steamversion without coins) which is kinda like a developer space within VR within social VR
I see that Zuck is boldly going where no one else has gone before; adding player collision to an MMO.
The forbidden feature! Known since the internet
This has likely been done to try to prevent harassment which unfortunately does happen in VR because it is on the internet we all know the kind of people who can be found on the internet.
But if you add collision you allow harassers to restrict your freedom of movement. In the end it gives them power the best way to handle something like that is to give users an option to create a personal space level which will render anyone invisible if they try to come closer.
Warhammer Online had player collision though
POOLS CLOSED
Pool is closed due to AIDS
I remember in the new Ducktales they had a supervillain who built up this huge project he was working on, only for them to find out at the end of the episode that "Project Ta-da" was made of literally nothing but hype. It was an empty room that he had tricked a bunch of people into investing in.
Oh yeah, *Mark Beaks.* I can only assume "Mark Duckerburg" was scrapped for being a little too on the nose.
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iirc they did want his name to be more similar but for legal reasons they had to go with mark beaks, close enough though
I think their initial plan was Mark Zuckerbird iirc
There are so many, many, many projects like this in the game developing ecosystem, billions lost in scams alone... Mark will regret changing the name of his project, since now he is the "face" of all these scams, the super villain branding would have been epic.
idk if your comment is mentioning this or just the similarities but the creator actually came out and said hes based on zuckerburg. his original name was "mark zuckerbird"
I honestly feel relieved about the poor reaction to this thing. It means we're not completely obsessed with everything social media regardless of whether it is even needed or not and that we do actually want physical, social and real interactions at some level in the real world. (And for people who say they're introverted, that doesn't mean being a hikkomori. Never going outside and never interacting with anyone is not a good nor desirable thing.)
Who are u to judge the hikkiomori lifestyle, just live ur truth and shut up beyond that ! No need to throw shade at people
Real
I just hope mega doesn’t ruin vr as a gaming technology, as it’s actually really good when Zuck isn’t trying corporatize is to hell and back
@@bambambi5918 the hikkokomoro lifestyle is incredibly unhealthy and straight up bad for you. Saying this as someone who lived like that for a while.
@@bambambi5918Its very unhealthy, humans need sunlight and fresh air
I was about to say it's not as bad as I thought it would be and that it almost has charm. Then I remember it cost 15 Billion dollars (About 35% of the price to buy Twitter) to make something that looks like a Steam indie start-up with like two programmers who are trying to build a VR Chat clone.
Yeah i think that's called money laundering
Didnt most of that money go into the development of a new business level headset? Everyone seems to be giving good reviews of that despite not being ment for the average consumer.
@@outerheaven155 The Hololens has existed for YEARS and failed selling well, this is no different than that with less useful features for businesses and more paying for basic stuff.
What are you talking about??🤔🤔🤔 I thought he was playing a fun Xbox 360 game released in 2008...
corruption
The underrated 'you have to buy applause credits' sounds so dystopian...
I love how this looks _exactly_ like rec room, yet they spent literally 3000x more to develop it.
*wasted* 3000x more to develop it ❤
Also Rec room has simplistic charm to it, this however…
For some reason they decided to not use game developers for this.
I really thought it was gonna be some actual technology and not just VR chat with some weird badly done games on the side
@@alephkasai9384 what do you mean 'on the side' this literally has less stuff than vr chat, mainly because both developers and players actually give a shit about vr chat
For five million on your rec room I’d say you got ripped off if it looks exactly like this. Then again, these guys paid a cool 15 billion and got the same result, so it could’ve been worse.
This is what I would see as a gag in Futurama.
If this destroys Facebook. I'll be happy.
The idea of investor seeing the stream and selling their stock is beautiful
"Shit, this is what I've been paying for?"
69 likes. Can't like.
Do I think one streamer single handedly crashed meta stock? No. Do I think he probably had some investors watching and contributed? Yes. I will believe it til I die lmao.
@@peanutkix I mean it's plausible that some investors saw and it spread very quickly through word of mouth
"phew, what a day. Oh hey timmy? what you watching there?...Wait I invested in these guys...I'll go get us dinner tonight" *gets on phone once outside* "Hey Phil? pull everything."
That was the single most horrific thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life. What a horrible dystopian nightmare. Facebook is done, it’s over rename yourselves MySpace. Dude they could have just bought Star citizen for a billion and tried to make the universe in that.
I cherish your optimism man. Unfortunately they can do several multi billion dollars projects like this and just laugh it off even none of them succeeds. They have that much money.
@@epistomolokko they have that much money? yeah not for too long...
@@iamwisdomsky That's what people said about their metaverse thing from the start. They've been doing this for too long and it's kind of concerning how they haven't gone under yet. I don't even understand how there are any investors left.
@@epistomolokko Yeah I'm sure facebook investors are also laughing
@@bruhtholemew it's not metaverse what keeps itself alive. it's facebook... they've invested money from facebook into this thing. they're literally burning money. if facebook goes down, so as metaverse.
Today I watched furries use sign language in VR Chat and someone fail at picking up a microphone without legs in the Metaverse
Never underestimate the ingenuity and get-shit-done spirit of the furry community. Furries get results.
The sign language in VR thing is fucking incredible actually, saw that too and it is stellar how silly little fox furries contribute so much with so much work to keep a community interesting and working smoothly for everyone
@@JUJUJUNO Meanwhile Meta is still working rolling out legs. They got the number of limbs humans have wrong, and it's taking them billions of dollars and thousands of man-hours to patch it.
@@tjenadonn6158 to be fair I think that big corporations that blatantly rip off other's ideas lack any kind of passion or will to do these things. Like, I can palpably feel how little to no love there is in the production of the Metaverse, VRchat at least has the passion of entire communities in there
@@tjenadonn6158 you're only half correct, there's definitely billions being spent, but I don't think ANYONE is working, zucc is willingly scamming himself here, which seems to be a growing theme what with all the NFT talk
It's not much to cling to, but Metaverse's failure has restored my faith in humanity.
not pictured: Mark Zuckerberg personally taking down the stream about an hour after this was done
also not pictured: Metaverse stock fucking tanking in the middle of this stream
edit: second one was actually pictured ignore that part oops
The last one brings a smile to my face
I need context
rtgame singlehandedly killing meta
@@scintilla3957
ok not _actually_ but the stream did go down like an hour after this segment
quickly followed by rt coming into the discord and saying “THE METAVERSE GOT ME”
@@thatoneguy9582 Is it gonna happen
11:20 I bet that’s the true afterlife, just a menu screen where you can hear all those you just left and then the game crashes
Honestly, the way RT cried “I’m here!” in vain to the other players made me think of a ghost trying in vain to communicate with the living.
The fun trauma just happening
only Zuckerberg could fail to understand why humans would not enjoy being the Upper-torso of a vaguely human uncanny valley-esque model. he looked more emotive in the trailers and such than he ever has in real life
"When everyone's a robot, (evil laughter) no one will be"
Not quite uncanny valley. They don't look human enough to trigger that special form of creepiness. Still weird, granted.
@@Vykk_Draygo
which is to say It’s Just Bad
@@Vykk_Draygo uncanny valley is a spectrum
If Zack was smart he would make the software open source… basically the adopt the Google Android business model. They can just make money from an online store if they successfully manage to push theirs as the main store which they can with all that money.
The people he met in the comedy club were just his twitch chat personified, the futile lectures, the unhinged behavior, the unconditional support, it all checks out
Or meta employees
@@darianbarber3763 that would be some freaky North Korea shit
@@MorganBlem it's actually true lol, mark forces them to play.
This guy's stream actually exposed how sucky the Metaverse was and crashed the stock which caused the Zuck to fire 11,000 Meta employees. Epic power there.
Just because two things happen at the same day doesn't mean they are related...
@@Lauth3 yeah but RTs law applies here:if a theory is funny enough it becomes the truth
@@Lauth3 Nah mate, the stock dropped while he was streaming. It may have actually been him.
@@diamondmetal3062 that's not how the stock market works. How many investors do you think watched his stream or clips from his stream at the exact same day? Probably 0.
Even if some of them did watch it, it wouldn't really change their minds. It takes more than that to decide whether smth can be profitable in a few years or not, especially for experienced players and big companies.
That being said, I doubt that metaverse will ever be a success, even if Zucc invests another 100 billion into it. If smth has Wii sports level of graphics after spending 15 billion dollars then the project probably should just be abandoned.
@@dominiorrr6510 Go with the flow, mah man
You can almost feel the panic on some random intern at Facebook when the message "someone is playing the metaverse" popped up on their screen.
Even worse, someone was live-streaming it. To people.
😆😆😆
I love how a company whose constantly steals their users data still couldn't figure it out what they wanted
I want to believe that Dan wasn’t responsible for Facebook stock dropping. But I fear for all of us that he might just have been, as he is the top metaverse streamer after all.
I want to believe that it was.
It's kinda hilarious how the most fun you can have with this game is laughing at things not working properly. This is like The Room of softwares.
The room is actually funny tho.
This without him streaming it, imagine it's you playing it on your own, would just be sad lol
Oh Hai Mark Zuckerberg
@@pauls5706 this is too perfect
you're tearing me apart zuckerberg!
yeah epic fail. they shouldn't of released it yet. People would expect in 2022, to have ultra realistic graphics so you basically feel like your in another place. This is like 2003 step up from mine craft.
One of the marketing blurbs was "You can do everything you normally do online, but in the metaverse"
Now I don't know what Zucc's version of the internet looks like, but the overwhelming majority of it is for looking at naked people, picking fights, pretending to kill each other, and cats. Is that all included in the metaverse?
Avatars is fucking ugly, who the hell wants to have sex with these?
The rest would probably look and be worse, killing is the only thing I see viable and that’s killing this idea
sound a lot like VRChat to me
none of that is advertiser-friendly, so no
except maybe the cats if you pay like $60
Also furries
@@wil.d_sage And VRChat already does that
Learning from reports that it’s literally only earned $470 makes this even more hilarious, RT is responsible for a SIZEABLE PERCENT of a multibillion dollar project’s profits.
Dan has single handedly saved the world by crashing Meta’s stock and breaking the economy God bless him
The whole sequence of dropping the mic, struggling to pick it up and then discouraging them from spending money to applaud was hilarious. 😄
Perfectly encapsules "social anxiety"
He have achieved comedy
Successfully made a funny
15 billion dollars
It's a great bit, he could take it on the road.
The only praise I had for this was the Safe Space button because it's very easy to be overwhelmed or put in a weird situation and a quick escape button is appreciated... and then that praise was immediately revoked when Dan went to use it and it didn't work properly. Clearly 15 billion dollars well spent!
Also putting this in the Horror games playlist is perfect. XD
Edit: Had a few people misinterpret what I mean by praise and it's a little tiring. I just meant it's really the only good thing I could see from this 'game'. I'm aware plenty of other games and consoles have buttons/options that behave the same way. I've also already been told it was added after people complained, which honestly doesn't surprise me even though it's disappointing.
i wouldn't give it too high of praise, vrc has the same thing lmao
it’s just The Void
muh safe space
where did that 15 billion even go anyway??😭
@@sarinabina5487 into the creator's pockets
The one plus I'll give this game is the safe zone. It's a good idea, since people get weird.
I find it really funny that people can pretend to have sex in VR chat but in the metaverse you can't even have legs lmao
Mark believes people are more sexy when they don't have legs.
Certain intrepid furry engineers are trying to create fully immersive sex with haptic feedback.
Didn't vr chat ban mods ?
@@Craigthepope Jeffery Zuckerberg
It does speed up the taking off pants phase of intercourse.
Isn’t it also really weird how Metaverse’s mascot is Mark? Like whenever they show off the graphics or any gameplay they use Mark’s avatar and not like a original character or anything.
I forgot Zuck had a first name so I was like "who's Mark again?"
He wants to be MySpace Tom so bad but most people are just unnerved by his appearance
Android freak lizard 🦎
They did try to make an OC but she was basically a recolor of Miku Hatsune. They keep buying her fake views and followers.
@@Falkuzrules Give me the Zucc
local irish streamer boy crashing meta stock aside, those people in the comedy lobby were surprisingly calm and entertaining! we love to see it
Boy? Dan is in his late 20's.
@@greatmouse9420 oh i know!! i was just joking :>
@@greatmouse9420 thats still young in irish standard
This is truly sad because the target audiences are people with low self esteem and people that spend recklessly. That doesn’t help people. Quite the opposite so you get a feel for how much these companies really care about people when it comes down to it.
Companies in general don't care for the people. It's always been about profit. Some are just more covert about it than others.
That guy saying "it wants me to buy applause credits" and that's it isn't it, this whole travesty summed up in one offhand unenthusiastic statement.
I love how the first standup routine was actually a falldown routine
that's the funniest comment i've ever read aaaaaaaaaaaa
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I have heard of MetaVerse maybe one or two years ago. Initially I thought it is something they are working on now in order to release in maybe 5 to 10 years. I didnt know they have been working on it for quite a long time and it was already released. It looks like some sort of embarassing Wii-Textures. This is like some early 2000-stuff. I cant believe they have realized this. Who would want to spend time and money in there instead of RL? I have seen a documentary where they sais Metaverse is supposed to be the next bing thing and companies are already buying shops and stuff so that people can shop prada and stuff in the metaverse. They even sold property for like a million or something. Who the heck spends to much money for non existent things? Why would I buy I house in a virtual reality which doesnt serve any purpose? I seriously dont get it. I feel like Zuck is trying to trick us all... this is so embarrasing...seriously.