Imagine that you're driving a multi million dollar car designed to reach high speed and getting passed by a shitbox van with the aerodynamics of a brick
i guess people have different experiences with UPS, because normally packages get damaged/destroyed when things are sent through the USPS (United States Postal Service).
I have no idea how you flawlessly combined a few dozen different animes, poggers, jontron, and _technology connections_ into one video, but you did it and I applaud you.
The van's so fast that it still has time to finish a few street races before delivering the package on the same day. It's also the reason why the item(s) you ordered usually arrive damaged.
@@voixmin not JUST civilians, in some countries they use the 24 hour system. even I am used to it and use it all the time as i do come from one of those countries and yes i am aware of the fact that they use it in the military too
1:30 What driving on the Autobahn should be like 1:36 - 1:43 What it's actually like (especially the ramming bit). There's nothing spookier than getting tailgated by a 4-ton van while going 200.
Literally the UPS man launched his truck as soon as he got back in it from delivering a package to my neighbor across the street this morning. I had to come back to this vid after that.
Hey man, I've been really binging your vids for the past day or two as I've been going through a pretty tough breakup and some pretty serious mental health issues. They rekindled my love for the Forza horizon series, anime, initial D and for car culture in general, all of which I loved so much not long ago but lost to my issues, so I wanted to say thanks. Your editing and video style is awesome, keep it up :)
0:08 i have the "you got mail" as my notification sound and i thought the fbi sent me a message to let go of the hostages and take the passage way but i was mistaken
@@dann5833 I know it’s ancient and there is probably some meme about not telling anyone because it’s part of history, but please tell me the name of it actually tho
Imagine you're just walking back from Tesco in a little village in Scotland, when suddenly, a supercharged UPS truck blasting Eurobeat flies through the fucking air and lands perfectly on the curb.
Ah yes, anime in one day.
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I think ups also likes to wall ride, especially with fragile items
Deo playin disbelief papyrus theme song on the backround
Deoxide!
You should try BLUR!!
Ups:
Ur
Pp
Small
Deoxide you accident wrote Toby Turner instead of Toby fox
Imagine that you're driving a multi million dollar car designed to reach high speed and getting passed by a shitbox van with the aerodynamics of a brick
has my brother seen a brick fly?
Bruh have you seen redline
@@dounce5926 they literally just blew their engines
In every SINGLE RACE!!
@@ZaJaClt atleast he felt it
I don’t know if your just joking about the aerodynamics but the van in the video has tons of down force
* Orders fragile package with strict shipping rules *
UPS driver: say no more fam
Spicy 😭😭😭
LOL
Why does your pic fits so much with your account name lol
*drives above 300kmh*
The moment when your laptop get to you a week late
Choose a delivery method:
-Standard shipping (5-7 days)
-Fast priority shipping (1 day)
-UPS SENPAI (30 seconds)
ups senpai
"We handle all packages with care!"
what UPS actually does: 1:28
Bruh xDddd
That’s all our ups packages end up destroyed
It reminds me of my iPhone got broke its screen after delivered by UPS :(
@Fondil Mahbols I can feel the pain and sadness from this comment
i guess people have different experiences with UPS, because normally packages get damaged/destroyed when things are sent through the USPS (United States Postal Service).
My outdated brain cells can’t keep up with this editing speed Jesus Christ
Damm my guy really said outdated😂
Same bro, same
Did you got the patch 1.12? Cause I'm still at patch 0.68
@Mohit Nagoria Yep, I got these patches from my father. He sacrifice some of his braincells for me.
Pls guys don't say Jesus Christ as a shock word pls
Boss: im sorry but you showed up 1 millisecond late
Driver: FU-
"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE FOR THE SENPAI PAINTING" -Fu driver
Bugatti Chiron: I'm the fastest car!
Amazon: *hold my packages*
You never know Jeff Bezos is rich enough to put a buggati's engine inside a shitty van
@@indrarupdawn8783 or maybe an sr 71s
(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) *hmmmm*
how does this guy tune like this all his cars are crazy fast
700th like
UPS Driver - Job Description:
You need:
-A Driving License
-Knowledge in Drifting
Sounds like the car part delivery job I had, I swear they focused on speeding or beating the GPS estimated time of arrival.
- expensive insurance
-touge experience
Also get some practice laps around city so you’ll know the track and the timing of the lights before dawn.
And anime knowledge
“I love how the wing is mounted to the glass”
-My boyfriend
Hey, I have an imaginary partner too!
LMFAOOOO
@@Vixrux JAJAJAJAJA DAMN That was cold
🗿
@@Vixrux *STOP HE IS ALREADY DEAD-*
2:03 eurobeat intensifies
0:17 the blowing effect looks legit
Shripler ikr
Wait that is effect oml I didn't know it was soo realistic
@@UnknownIdiot same bro same
👍
Agreed
That thing is an absolute freak of automotive technology.
*I love it.*
IT...EXISTS... THE COSWORTH SUPERVAN
A van with a turbocharged Cosworth F1 V8 engine. What else would you expect?
@@velvetrosang4684 a F1 V12 Mugen engine, for maximum weebness
2:04 ups fragile item training
especially 2:11
Dont forget 2:20
@@bewilderment9167 lol we got the same Picture
@@gabrieldominguez8500 oh shit I legit thought I responded to .y own comment
Tigerfighte
Interviewer: "So, how fast you can drive?"
Employee: "Yes"
I have no idea how you flawlessly combined a few dozen different animes, poggers, jontron, and _technology connections_ into one video, but you did it and I applaud you.
1:05 I had to rewind it 5 times to make sure that wasn’t my friend texting me
Yo same
Go Jordon! Same
Hold up, wait a minute!
When the sugar salty
*Laughs in Do Not Disturb*
So that’s how my ups driver is able to leave so damn fast
Yes. With a shitbox Van and the Aerodynamics of a fucking brick
One TURBOWPOWER copied comment
@ĐÃŘĶÑƏŠ BØÝ I know that, I’m just saying what the guy said above
*The sheer amount of pure editing skill present in this channel..*
This guy passed Plus Ultra a long time ago
The editing perfectly shows how the world looks like when you're having a stroke
Dad: Ok son what do you want for your first car?
Me:
I want a UPS truck
I got myself a Uno, all i needed was a ladder
You are so lucky you don't even need the ladder, you already got the beast
0:25 my mom is sitting beside me
That's like a beginning of a bad porn :O
**Astronomia intensefies/COFFIN MEME**
@@Tal_CH not funny didn't laugh
My whole family was sitting beside me
Drop the sound name
Level editing: 9999
Level skill drive: 10/10 IGN
Perfection👌
This video is a masterpiece
Is that technology connections clip of him saying “orange but darker” a meme?
0:36
So glad RUclips recommended me this beauty.
0:01 I love how it say's deliver to china
Never noticed that
0_0
0:25 Scared the shit out of me.
You weren't wearing headphones were you
@@glun-murong1112 yup
Same
@@glun-murong1112 neither was i
Sound name pls
0:56 *When the V-Tec starts kicking in*
David Siegel V-Tec aka Very-Technology
Very tall engine cooling
1:00 “you must be going 300mph when you reach the wheel”
Kadeem
Yo, let’s pump up the Bassline!
Are you ready for the race of a lifetime!?!
Longest 2 minutes and 42 seconds of my life.
Best edited 2m 42sec of my life
Same
Literally 😂
Well you’re not wrong
That too long
1:05 i thought i got a message on discord...
same 🤣
Y'all have it on pc? Hah boomers
@Some Dude pc is better wtf do u mean
@@thecarwithinternetaccess7952 No lol android is better 😎😎
samee haha
Guys told me to remove it so I did
Now you can't see the original
Dr. General no
*EXAPOLTION*
ok yuri
takumi when you take away plot armor is nothing
Yes and hello my brothers
The technology connections clip from the brown video was at least dark orange out of brown
I never expected Technology Connections to show up on this channel, or on any other channel at all
@@PH_INDUSTRIES was thinking the same
seems like deoxide got that video in their recommendations too
@@PH_INDUSTRIES I had to play it back a couple times before I fully understood what I saw
Its sunset orange
Amazon: how do fast do u want ur shipping?
Guy: hurry up shrimp style
Not responsible for undercooked shrimp
0:03 made it SOOO accurate.
1:04
I actually went on discord to see if someone messaged me.
Im on my phone rn so Im not on discord lol
*@everyone*
@@liar2k5 bruh you pinged us
@@judemarquez1552 my b plz don’t ban me
@@liar2k5 Ok but i will mute you for Three days
0:37 "Ara Ara~"
That got me hard man..
1 hour of ara ara by sydsnap if that helps you
No /ss/ in this chat
UPS drivers when you order something on 1 day shipping on 11:59 :
Boi White - yup that’s the title of the video
I be doing that all the time 😂
Am i the only one who clicked the blue time code?
@@acasualweeb.2394 I did also
@@acasualweeb.2394 no
..
i can tell this guys just edits for the fun and not for the fame you really deserve more love though bro
0:37
Technology Connections is a meme now
0:07 bro wtf i have the same ringtone
ye but whats the song
@@Daboys69420-s over world theme from super Mario bros ruclips.net/video/-GK41pLUuP0/видео.html
@@foxbat4446 thanks i will also sub your channel btw
What's the song after the overworld theme?
@@aidanxeno9686 this? 0:18
0:03 EYYYYYYYY STOOOOPPPPP
0:25 sound like my life
Obi-Wan Kenobi it says no stop it pls (I’m pretty sure)
69 likes good job everyone
The van's so fast that it still has time to finish a few street races before delivering the package on the same day. It's also the reason why the item(s) you ordered usually arrive damaged.
0:24 ahhh yes henti nosies nice
Ah yes, the chaotic energy needed to finally begin my day
When Takumi gets a part time job at UPS
He shouldn't, it fucking sucks unless you like incompetent ass co-workers.
In the fifth stage that is one of his jobs. Dude got like 3 jobs by 19.
The UPS driver when you order a same day shipping in 23:59
For you civilians out there, 11:59PM.
@@voixmin ah yes
@@voixmin not JUST civilians, in some countries they use the 24 hour system. even I am used to it and use it all the time as i do come from one of those countries
and yes i am aware of the fact that they use it in the military too
@@voixmin stoopid Americanos not using same things as the rest(almost) of the World
@@voixmin 11:59 PM *
the editing in this is amazing
What did I just watch, thank you recommended
Manager: "We need to put out some new job ads for racing drivers"
HR: "You mean to say, delivery drivers?"
Manager: "No"
PR: we have a billboard ad and a twelve part tv commercial
1:30 What driving on the Autobahn should be like
1:36 - 1:43 What it's actually like (especially the ramming bit).
There's nothing spookier than getting tailgated by a 4-ton van while going 200.
Erotikstudio Winkler GmbH ive seen enough mercedes sprinter vans at that speed though
Das versteht doch keiner 😄
@Erotikstudio Winkler GmbH you dont need that much power to gain that speed, just strip the van and get on a diet and lose some weight
Literally the UPS man launched his truck as soon as he got back in it from delivering a package to my neighbor across the street this morning. I had to come back to this vid after that.
i love that one detail in 2:12 when he fly by camera and in background there was nothing, but when he fly by there is package
Everybody gangsta until the delivery car goes 300+ km/h
Hey man, I've been really binging your vids for the past day or two as I've been going through a pretty tough breakup and some pretty serious mental health issues. They rekindled my love for the Forza horizon series, anime, initial D and for car culture in general, all of which I loved so much not long ago but lost to my issues, so I wanted to say thanks. Your editing and video style is awesome, keep it up :)
That sucks
Hope you’re doing well nowadays mate. 💪🏽
"i'll have what he's having"
*Megumin time*
I can just imagine “no one sleep in Tokyo” to play in the backround whilst this happens😂😂😂
"exueciut Oda Sixtysex"
"yaes Boss"
Pov: you work at ups and someone ordered a one day shipping at 11:59pm
Customer: *1 day shipping*
Courier: I am speed
Deoxide: Uploads a video
Me: Finally, a reason to live
0:10
Vladimir. Execute order 69. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice
@@sothathappened8236 ;)
You can't lie, when you order "one day shipping", what do you expect? This? Yes.
I cannot imagine how much time it would have taken for this legit editing
0:19 and 0:36 Never expected a My Little Pony livery on a Supervan.
Well the mane 6 can't just walk everywhere can they?
@@neargaming2057
Well, they have a human version.
I got banned of Forza for putting "speedy kid delivery" On the side of that van 😂😂😂
Wait for real?
But why?
@@briandotong455 its like saying he kidnaps kids lol
0:18 Hey that’s me! From MLP.😁
Ryan Yuen fuck you
fak of
0:08 i have the "you got mail" as my notification sound and i thought the fbi sent me a message to let go of the hostages and take the passage way but i was mistaken
Same
0:25 this is painful than my mom’s belt
0:37 didn't know you watched Technology Connections
Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well
B R O W N
@@NowThatsGreg O R A N G E
@@TROYNELSON12 _BUT DARKER_
Technology Connections is a comedy genius.... and nobody knows
Customer: *bought something with one-day shipping
A guy who been pointed to be a courier: "aight Im boutta head out!"
Legit the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Thank you RUclips for the recommendation, your algorithm really works wonders(albeit sometimes)
Never so worried and entertained at the same time
im out of words the editing is just too good bro you deserve triple your subs nojoke
“30 sec delivery”
😂😂😂😂
"30 seconds shipping guaranteed"
I want to give this 15 thousand likes for making me laugh so damn hard, and the damn amazing editing.
never skipped through a video with the arrow keys so fast in my life
TECHNOLOGY CONNECTIONS!! Excellent use of the clip.
The reason my daily depression gets cured.
Ahhh my daily daily dose of chaos, the Deoxide way, just how I like it
Wait... was the figure delivered on time
of course...... not
It's was delivered before the existence of time and space
Im speechless, literally speechless 😭 (im so proud of you)
The split second of rude buster blue balled me.
“for a brick, you flew pretty good”
I see that cheeky "History" at 1:46
What is the song name plz I actually know the song but don’t remember the name of it and I’m physically dying rn
@@alphastar12 history
@@dann5833 I know it’s practically part of history, but what is the song name? Can you just send me a link or something
@@alphastar12 bruh it's history
@@dann5833 I know it’s ancient and there is probably some meme about not telling anyone because it’s part of history, but please tell me the name of it actually tho
I saw that Technology Connections clip in there. Y’know. The one about how brown isn’t a color. About how its “Orange, but darker!”
Now, this is EPIC
0:38 the ara ara girl
Oh, sweet, Deoxide uploaded. Wonder what he's driving this time...
Wait, a what now?
Just stumbled across this and I have to say... That's some spicy editing.
Unrealistic I did not even see one broken package in that van
I’ve literally never played Forza but these videos are so god damn entertaining
The megalo strike back is perfect
Esse é um dos melhores canais do RUclips sem dúvidas
2:12 ECOBOOST POWER
everyone: u can't drift a 4wd...
deoxide(senpai):hold my beer
God arm : amateurs
Imagine you're just walking back from Tesco in a little village in Scotland, when suddenly, a supercharged UPS truck blasting Eurobeat flies through the fucking air and lands perfectly on the curb.
this video being so over-edited just makes it 100x better