Ranking EVERY Pokémon Based On If I'd Eat Them
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- What Pokémon would you love to eat? In this video me, @Nyanners and @HarukaKaribu rate Pokémon based on their tastiness while Haruka goes over their backstories so we know what are the juiciest ones to put on our plates!
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Markiplier: *Does a Pokémon Smash or Pass.*
Ironmouse: Gotta eat them all.
The smash or pass was kinda weak tbh, I was so disappointed in the smash number... This though? Bone app the teeth!
LOL she chose to eat more than Limenade did in his video. Guess he's more picky?
@@Pawtacle Mouse did Smash or pass with Snuffy too and it does not disappoint
This tier list honestly makes much more sense, if pokemon were real i wouldn't want to fuck any, i'd just make dishes out of them
Based Mouse out here with the real tier list! Who wants to commit fictional bestiality when there's some *tasty lookin' fictional animals* that I'd want to snack down like I was Fat Bastard! GET IN MAH BELLEH!
They cut out the best part: connor sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and joining and clowning on their takes, and then leaving to continue streaming with Abroad in Japan while getting drunk.
@@speedkirb fr fr
Them not eating whalelord was not even the worst take, their worst take was them not wanting to eat most of the bird pokemon. Like come on bruh giant fried chicken. But I guess that's because she is afraid of them.
Ikr, I was pretty disappointed that the best part didn't make it. That was a historically funny moment, I still rewatch it and laugh my ass off every time.
@@LeonardoTheMomo True
probably because its one of the most popular subathon clips lol
Bulbasaur is a walking snack. He's got cabbage and meat. I love Bulbasaur, but I have to admit it is a pretty simple meal.
Actually onion or tulip.
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo Onion? That's even better
Tbh true esp if your going for a balanced diet he would be a great choice
@@kumokujaku8802 yup
He's a literal frog with an onion like tumor on his back
This has a distinct lack of Connor calling from the toilet to "discuss" the trio's choices.
Good. Getting kind of burnt out on Mousey and Connor content.
@@YuSooKey you don’t understand, what Connor did was legendary
The ending to this is honestly wholesome and heartwarming despite the tier of consumed magical animals. Gotta eat them all.
00:54 Slowpokes' tail can regrow according to the dex and the two variants have different tastes. The normal one is mild and kinda sweet, but the galarian one is spicy and perfect for curry.
Farfetch'd is risking extinction because cooked with the leek they use to carry
Remember: the "whole ass woman" Tsareena evolves by learning Stomp
Please, Continue 🌝
@@webo__zaid6358 No really, Steenie literally evolves into Tsareena by level up whilst knowing Stomp. It's not a bit.
She don't wanna grow up till she knows how to ground pound
@@riskvideos Signature Pokémon of Ame?
there is even a bit in the anime where she steps on a guy and the way its framed is exactly what you would think it is.
VShojo has transformed itself into one of the internet's best entertainment groups and they did it with true love for one another and dick jokes. Fuck yeah.
Surprised they didn't invite Snuffy for this one, pretty sure she'd vore just about every Pokémon.
Snuffy was too busy telling Mousey how many Pokémon she'd rather fuck.
Not before acts that make Steve Irwin spin in his grave like a croc's death roll
@@wessltov lmao
Haruka dropping all the Pokemon lore is always a treat to see.
Haruka's a real gem. I'm glad she showed up so often during the subathon.
The slowpoke tail thing is literally one of the first team rocket missions in gold/silver/crystal
if I had the ability to get that 500,000 that early in the game
you'd bet your ass I would have bought that
Every time
Ironmouse flexing her superiority over all the Pokémon, let’s be honest she could eat them all she just decided to pity them.
She can't and won't eat a legendary birb.
7:02 it's even worse in pokemon sun, it's like "He guides little children by the hand into the other world. But only the youngest, because afterwards they are too heavy for him. "
I think in the Japanese version of Diamond and Pearl, its Pokedex entry says that it drags children to a place called the "land of the dead."
What the fuck, Game Freak? Why do you always have to give the cutest Pokemon the most fucked up Pokedex entries?
You know a Snorlax would be fuggin’ _delish,_ all tender and juicy from being fat and lazy.
bruh
Snorlax Chicharones
enough munchies for a lifetime right there
10/10 would execute sleeping Snorlax blocking the road and turn his flesh into poffin stuffing. Fuck that guy
Only question: how the fuck do you cook a Snorlax?
@@chaoscontroller316 Slowly, duh.
@@chaoscontroller316 a BIG cauldron, or a really big smoker
I'm disappointed they didn't add Connor warlord take
Pomu and Selen: Finally! Some worthy opponents! Our battle will be legendary!
Haruka is the ultimate hype-person!! Absolute wholesome quality content
The amount of meme sounds in this is astounding. I’d like to see a full list. I think they are all here
This editor has a ton of energy and maybe crack and I love it
Not gonna lie, i dig Blastoise as a meal. It would be one of those food with exotic cooking methods, like, i imagine boiling it then slow cooking on the oven until it is fully done on the inside, then, when it is finished, you take the top sheel off and eat the meat while using the other side as a bowl. YUUMY!
@@pokys lmfao it is just as a joke, i would NOT realistically eat any pokemon lol
now the question is if you stuff the canons or not.
and would it steam out of them while cooking?
@@Resomius i feel like i would be a cultural thing, you know. Like, some would like to stuff and decorate the cannons, while others would hate them all together (kinda like cinnamon)
naming my next squirtle I get 'Soup'
i hope you're proud of yourself!
Mouse made it to top 10......damn....what a hell of a ride. Way to go Mouse, you went from a lonely girl in Puerto Rico to being the top Vtuber and in the top 10 on twitch. You are so amazing and such a fun host to all of us. Thank you for all your hard work and thank you for showing yourself to the world. We all needed you and we never knew it. ♥️♥️♥️
I love Layna’s innocence of the birds VRC map and Haruka’s hype for the hype train.
I got to thank all the content creators I watch, they really do help me relax on the stressful work days that I have and lift up my spirits. Thanks Mousy for the work that you do.
7:54 Haruka raising the timer before Raise The Timer was even a thing.
That moment haruka goes on the hype train. All I can think of is:
"Raise the timer."
GO MOUSEY!!!! You deserve all the love you get and more, you are a role model to so many people and everyone loves you 💜💕
Just wanted to say props to the editor! And mouse for making such great content to be edited
„I think she‘s crying on the floor.
I think we did a good job.“
- Haruka, 2022
This sounds so bad out of context 😂
I like the WoT IS-6 reference very much
Also the Sally from cars really cracks me up, cussy
You know, when I suggested this tier list I didn't expect the content to be this good. Glad I was wrong.
What stream is this? I want to see the full thing.
Nyan is on the verge of passing out this entire time. At one point she just mutters "Hamboiger".
I swear I watch these more for I am pretty sure Mudans editing than anything else.
"I think she is crying on the floor and I think we did a good job chat"
In context, a very wholesome moment.
Out of context however... oof
Damn the editing. Way better than the fever dream that we have on this channel before
Mudan is a magician
I'm still losing it over the fact that they have a tier for "the emotional toll would be too great"
Coming back here over two years later. Top 10 on twitch and look at her now! Mouse rocketed past the moon, past the stars and onto bigger galaxies!!!!
I loved Haruka as the conductor of the hype train.
Pokemon trail mix --
Well start out with some dried out Cherubis, add in some roasted Sunkurns and Seedots, optionally add in shredded and dried oddish for a bit of onion.
Next we will need some hard cheese from a Miltank - be sure it is crumbled into around the same size chunks as everything else.
Then you decide on the dried or cured meat options; Tauros, Mareep, Pignite and Swasbuck are good options.
The meat should also be about the same size and quantity as all other ingredients.
Mix well and enjoy.
1st time seeing Haruka, she's goated with her Pokémon knowledge.
Just came from the 2 speed dating videos, her anime knowledge comforts me.
Farfetchd was literally made to be a food joke. It’s a duck carrying the onion that you’re going to cook him with. S-tier edible Pokémon. East asian duck recipes are to die for.
I love how you can distinctly tell who edited the videos, everyone has a unique style
1:50 ...
@IronMouseParty , @Nyanners , & @HarukaKaribu I have info on Paras & Parasect & where the fungi growing off of them is inspired by:
"Class: Hypocreales; Family: Ophiocordycipitaceae; Genus: Ophiocordyceps; Species: O. unilateralis. Ophiocordyceps , commonly known as "zombie-ant fungus", is an insect-pathogenic fungus, discovered by the British naturalist Alfred Russel Wallace in 1859, and currently found predominantly in tropical forest ecosystems.
"It feeds off the host & once it's sufficiently nourished it releases narco-effective hormones into the nervous system to control the ant so it's compelled into climbing high above the colony where the ant bites & grabs tightly onto the bark of a tree or the surface or edge of a leaf , after which a fungal stalk with a spore pod on the end develops. Once enough pressure inside the pod builds, it pops & releases infector spores called Trojans that sidestep the ant's immune system entirely.
"So once infested, it's too late. Ants are, however, intelligent enough to kill all infested members of the ant colony bc the affected members' behaviors are noticeably different. Their legs are snipped off, & a scout ant carries the zombamputee as far as it can until it runs out of calories, lays down, & dies.
"Unlike in "The Last Of Us I & II", in which there was a fictional form of the parasitic fungus, it will never make a leap to humans. The reason is it's a niche fungus, & it doesn't have markers to infect anything beyond a certain few insects. So no clickers or bloaters will never be found now.
"I'd let a few of them eat me, heh heh heh heh."
-Snuffy... probably.
2:45 Haru don’t lie to them, they aren’t ice cream, they’re ice covered in snow…so they’re more like shaved ice.
fun fact the ice cream pokemon vanillite is not ice cream its just solid ice with snow on it
About to say the same thing XD
Snowcone
lmao, the edit caught me off guard and I spilled water on my shirt :<
(6:14 - 6:28)
The ending took an unexpected wholesome turn
Haruka carried that hype train on her back into the mountains, what a legend aha.
lol 6:22 f-ing killed me for some reason... great editing
These edits are just too good, i always watch the streams just eager to see the edits on them
3:07
in pokemon lore, little kids rip off the cross hatch things off of Appletun and eat them
Pokemon Shield 'Dex Entry: "Its body is covered in sweet nectar, and the skin on its back is especially yummy. Children used to have it as a snack."
Funny thing about parasect and paras, the mushrooms are edible.
the silent screaming from haruka XD so cute i love it
Driffloon doesn't actually take kids away, it can't, it tries but isn't strong enough, Drifblim is the one that takes people away but it just wanders aimlessly
I didn't expect to shed tears from this video.. That title....
Damn who put all these onions on these pokemon I can't eat and cry at the same time. But fr I love all the support mouse gets, I'm so happy for her
We love you ironmouse!!!!
Some fire editing, I really enjoyed the added references and transitions
Everyone knows the bit about Drifloon carrying kids away, but nobody seems to remember that it is also _not strong or heavy enough to actually carry a child._ It WANTS to take kids, it can't really.
Haruka is the hype train equivalent of Bubi's Raise the timer
Birds in space sounds like a horrible parody movie like Sharknado
1:41 Fun Facts. That Parasect mushroom do exits as expensive food and tonic. Cordyceps?
Haruka is the best hype man lol
Tropius’ beard thing on its neck are actually berries that it has been growing due to its body. It’s apparently pretty damn good
The video editing's such a cherry on-top.
Yeah. We can thank gen 7 and 8 for 100% confirming that a LOT of pokemon get eaten. Kingler legs...slowpoke tails...farfetchd and his leek, all the different kinds of beef and fried meats
I can make anything in space no longer scary. I wonder if this helps people afraid of space?
Star? a campfire for planets. We're all camping out together!
Supernova? Fireworks that last a really long time so everyone can see them.
Black hole? That's a tub drain. no biggie. Sometimes stars swirl around it like rubber duckies!
Wormholes? That's just folded space, like cosmic origami. Imagine hole punching a paper swan.
Feel free to add your own!
I can completely relate to Nyanners in this video. So many tasty Pokemon...in a number of ways.
feels weird to wake up and not see her stream still going
Second Iron mouse video I've watched and it's confirmed the editor is god tier
Shuckle.
Its juices is literally the tastiest thing you could consume in pokemon.
1:49 never knew corticeps fungus was in pokemon lore
Edits are so good and Haruka is the best hypeman ever.
That went from a weird video to a super cute one >w
THE DDLC MUSIC IN SOME PARTS AAAA YAYYAYA
"birds and space" never let mousey play endwalker
Today, Haruka tries to dehydrate Ironmouse.
Was Haruka's Hype Train before or after Connor's? Also, did you have her and Connor on the subathon at all together? Because I could imagine that their powers combined would bring you back up to 24 hours in little time.
They interacted a few times but I think kind of like with Zentreya, Haruka is friends with Ironmouse but hasn't yet become friends with Connor.
Haruka's was first based on the total sub count shown. Here it ends around 40 thousand and when Connor's hype train started it was over 60 thousand.
the duck with the vegetable is actually delicious lorewise/designwise how you eat it is that you make it boil in a pot
I usually don't like the alternate versions of pokemon but why is Galarian Moltres so fucking cool? He may be the coolest looking pokemon ever. Which is surprising because I'm pretty sure he's a duck.
Follow up trend
Pokemon: Dine OR Dash
Mousey deserves all this love and more indeed. 💜
Mouse not into squab? Because pigeon just taste like tiny chicken to me so I'd eat all the pigeon pokemon. I'd also eat the whale. I'm with Connor on that. Feed an entire village with one. That's just practical. I'd also try most pokemon. I'm an adventurous eater.
FINALLY, someone preaching the truth! I wanna know what they all taste like!
6:11 Fun fact: That Pokémon’s pre-evolution evolves by learning “Stomp”, so have fun with that one Nyanners.
4:19 Wtf why was that so adorable-
Layna: oh my god, I could never eat a pokemon! 🥺
Mousey: Torchic is like a chimken nuggie, pass the ketchup.
The Layna existential crisis break made my day
The Fanteria edit makes it so good ngl
Everyone needs friends like these.
The names of the tiers are the best part of this. 😂
fun fact the vannilish line isnt icecream but just snow on a iceicle
It is so weird to me that pokemon can 1) Have as much sentience and emotion, if not more, than a human (i.e. Mewtwo, Ash's Pikachu, literally any main character Pokemon from the anime)
and now, 2) Being killed, cooked and eaten and it's gucci
This group is a fever dream and i love it
"yeah pass the ketchup" i love the way she says that in agreement with nyan
Connor with the porcelain review...
2:48 actually it’s just snow…so you’d just eat snow…it’s not icecream it just looks like it.
Congratulations in making the top 10 mouse. :)
She's number one at one point iirc
@@MohHD16 still congratulations are in order
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