DARK PEASANT vs EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

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  • @gavinzhu3833
    @gavinzhu3833 4 года назад +2620

    "What is a king to a god?"
    "What is a god.. to a non-believer?"

  • @jasonbourne1126
    @jasonbourne1126 4 года назад +993

    ballista: charging up
    Dark peasant: I'm going to stop you right there

  • @dextersid9086
    @dextersid9086 4 года назад +2116

    Alternate title: 8 minutes of dark peasant having fun
    Edit:damn i forgot about this for a year

    • @prophecybydefault4708
      @prophecybydefault4708 3 года назад +7

      Damn that a nice like count B)

    • @philwas_awayforseconds._.9163
      @philwas_awayforseconds._.9163 3 года назад +4

      Nether than super peasant

    • @gamingcat6034
      @gamingcat6034 3 года назад +6

      Altrnat Titl 8 minutits ov drk pesnt havin fun That’s how your supposed to say it because
      SONKS

    • @laprinhound9369
      @laprinhound9369 3 года назад +2

      Stonks

    • @Slimerite
      @Slimerite 3 года назад +4

      @Gabriel Fountain God catapult: Well time to avenge my friends
      Later
      God Catapult: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @st0rmstr1kez66
    @st0rmstr1kez66 4 года назад +1552

    You know the Dark Peasant is a Cold hearted person because He even blocks Cupid arrows

    • @noangles1564
      @noangles1564 4 года назад +103

      He has no room for love in his life

    • @Obzornor
      @Obzornor 4 года назад +18

      @@noangles1564 yeah same

    • @mrkoro-cz8ss
      @mrkoro-cz8ss 4 года назад +14

      I use dlc i shot cupid arrow to him but he just stand still even i put another unit

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 4 года назад +12

      Well, he is dark of heart and void of soul, after all

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 4 года назад +8

      DP: VIRGIN POWERS, GOOOOOOOO

  • @glonk1535
    @glonk1535 4 года назад +883

    Few people laughed. Few people cried. We saw Dark Peasant. He took on his multiarmed form and said:
    "Now, I have become Death, the destroyer of gods"

    • @johntyus1600
      @johntyus1600 4 года назад +21

      ...i suppose well all want that one way or another

    • @chillytheimmortal9009
      @chillytheimmortal9009 4 года назад +7

      That gives me an idea, atomic bomb vs dark peasent!

    • @london10356
      @london10356 4 года назад +1

      What’s sad is that super peasant kills dark peasant..

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 4 года назад +5

      @@london10356
      Super peasant: the older athletic brother
      Dark peasant: the emo kid who works out and only really likes to hang out with his older brother
      Super boxer: *their punching bag*

    • @nicholasjonas2505
      @nicholasjonas2505 3 года назад +2

      nice reference

  • @izimatsara
    @izimatsara 4 года назад +1389

    Meanwhile i'm here thinking:
    "how do these hands work: does he control each one individually, are they a reflex, can he feel them"

    • @kakyointenmei9975
      @kakyointenmei9975 4 года назад +87

      They are dark magic because of some rituals

    • @God-xw1nu
      @God-xw1nu 4 года назад +32

      @@kakyointenmei9975 I'm assuming that you made this up

    • @kakyointenmei9975
      @kakyointenmei9975 4 года назад +17

      @God ofc i made it “god”, there’s no way it’s real

    • @dariusmcknight3558
      @dariusmcknight3558 4 года назад +7

      It's definitely a passive ability

    • @rondalglenn2458
      @rondalglenn2458 4 года назад +2

      Maybe it is magic

  • @alexanderbarilleaux6268
    @alexanderbarilleaux6268 3 года назад +310

    "Puny god."
    -Dark Peasant

    • @gentlesnot1864
      @gentlesnot1864 3 года назад +5

      Avengers hulk reference

    • @L0giBlack
      @L0giBlack 3 года назад +2

      What’s the point of being a god of a man with infinite hands can beat you?

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 3 года назад +1

      I understood that reference.

    • @harrytinoa9236
      @harrytinoa9236 3 года назад

      Dark peasant: The biggest thing in The town Super peasant:So you have chose death?

  • @thanos101dab7
    @thanos101dab7 4 года назад +510

    gaster: I am the man who speaks in hands.
    dark peasant: I am the man who uses hands as a wall.

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +19

      Dark peasant: also throw back the enemies projectile

    • @noobthenoob55
      @noobthenoob55 4 года назад +26

      okuyasu: i am the hand

    • @skeletondemon6009
      @skeletondemon6009 4 года назад +1

      I'm sad to he probably could defeat Gaster without even trying. Even though Gaster won't make it easy.

    • @jaydenbuilds7086
      @jaydenbuilds7086 3 года назад +1

      @@skeletondemon6009 The dark phesant will basically turn him to bubble gum

    • @skeletondemon6009
      @skeletondemon6009 3 года назад +1

      @@jaydenbuilds7086 Does the Dark Peasant have a soul? Of any kind??

  • @F3lipe-u8x
    @F3lipe-u8x 3 года назад +130

    1:08 He just turned the enemy's attack into multiple hands and threw it

    • @zeddyandshellette7668
      @zeddyandshellette7668 3 года назад +12

      Catapult: fire!
      DP: no u **yeets all of the rocks back at it**

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +8

      Definition of
      𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐂

    • @mozsh5650
      @mozsh5650 2 года назад +2

      Uno reverse

    • @MrTrincent
      @MrTrincent 2 года назад +2

      The comment I was looking for

    • @MbakItsumi
      @MbakItsumi 2 года назад

      And also this makes it more good when you hear catapult man screaming lmao-

  • @gabrielmendes3767
    @gabrielmendes3767 3 года назад +173

    Now put him versus all these units at the same time. Let's test the defense of a broken god

  • @Qwik14
    @Qwik14 3 года назад +58

    Dark peasant: "God? Haven't heard that name in centuries."
    *Smokes cigar*

  • @olhermitte5857
    @olhermitte5857 3 года назад +21

    Dark peasant: Representative of OP vilain characters who doesn't let the main character casting his friendship power after being beaten up. He just don't waste his time.

  • @iljroy4060
    @iljroy4060 3 года назад +60

    1:10 was that his ultimate counter move like that was so cool

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus 3 года назад +174

    This guy is basically Gara. He has both the ultimate offence and the ultimate defence

    • @OKmonAMI
      @OKmonAMI 3 года назад +6

      ..Gara ?
      Really ?

    • @sentmmm7568
      @sentmmm7568 3 года назад +4

      @@OKmonAMI he mean susano

    • @randomdude2306
      @randomdude2306 3 года назад +17

      More like Betelgeuse romanee-conti from Re:Zero, with his dark flying hands

    • @H12w456
      @H12w456 3 года назад +1

      Gaara
      With 2 a's

    • @OKmonAMI
      @OKmonAMI 3 года назад

      @@sentmmm7568 no no he doesnt

  • @Average_ashen
    @Average_ashen 3 года назад +33

    Catapult: I’m gonna wreck you
    Dark peasant: Uno reverse
    Catapult: well shi-

  • @roceythecatbg2846
    @roceythecatbg2846 3 года назад +61

    1:50 SURVIVIR.

  • @justaguywithagoodphoto4801
    @justaguywithagoodphoto4801 3 года назад +80

    When you have the power to counter every internet argument that ever existed

  • @ImNotThatGuy2
    @ImNotThatGuy2 4 года назад +15

    dark peasant: oh you're approaching me? instead if running away? you're coming right to me?
    deflect god: i can deflect you're arms without getting closer
    dark peasant: and i can beat the shít out of you without getting closer

  • @app5387
    @app5387 3 года назад +28

    1:48 archer learns ultra instinct

    • @elijahjaca3865
      @elijahjaca3865 3 года назад +6

      Firework archer
      Ice archer learned ultra instinct

  • @rinzekun4781
    @rinzekun4781 4 года назад +20

    1:10
    Catapult:DIE
    Dark Peasant:Reverse Card
    Catapult:NANI?!!!?!

  • @funicat
    @funicat 3 года назад +31

    0:48 the bird be like:0_o iM oUt oF hErE

  • @알리잉
    @알리잉 3 года назад +61

    6:04 killing point !!!

  • @yes-ul5we
    @yes-ul5we 4 года назад +217

    This crow... 0:44
    (In the lower left corner).
    P.S. Thanks you all for likes ! :D

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 3 года назад +83

    You know the devs are serious when they created a unit more powerful than most custom units made by players

    • @osassanida5891
      @osassanida5891 Год назад +4

      The same with the super peasant killing any unit with a single hit.

    • @epicortonotepic8314
      @epicortonotepic8314 Год назад

      Sephrim and Saitama in the corner:

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 Год назад +1

      The dark peasant is an old unit revamped and readded. In the past it took 2 or more super to beat a dark and they used to be way stronger

  • @HA11EYS_COM3T
    @HA11EYS_COM3T 4 года назад +189

    Need a hand?
    Dark peasant: No, thanks...
    *I have plenty.*

    • @platynowy04
      @platynowy04 3 года назад

      Dark peasant is Just gaster

    • @charluu1929
      @charluu1929 3 года назад

      @@platynowy04 no Just no He hav Dark power and Gaster dont

    • @screw_a_username7491
      @screw_a_username7491 3 года назад

      @@platynowy04 nah fam, dark peasant has way more hp than Gaster

  • @probablypikit
    @probablypikit 4 года назад +65

    Every ranged unit ever: *Chuckles* I ‘m In danger.

  • @hipopino
    @hipopino 3 года назад +23

    Dark peasant:
    Theres no god over here... *OTHER THAN ME*

  • @mistermonologue2442
    @mistermonologue2442 3 года назад +11

    5:44
    When you get bored with the boss and start playing with the minions.

  • @Bagrieru
    @Bagrieru 3 года назад +27

    Whenever Dark Peasant changes, I question it a bit, but this is by far the most broken one above even the first version (The one with the spikes) since he blocks projectiles.

  • @StickMan9786
    @StickMan9786 4 года назад +25

    0:44 everybody is gangsta till spinning crow shows up

  • @GyroJapster
    @GyroJapster 4 года назад +67

    0:29 damn that's brutal

    • @ubadabh1878
      @ubadabh1878 3 года назад +4

      Oh yeah the dark peasent throw him on the Spikes ouch

    • @F3lipe-u8x
      @F3lipe-u8x 3 года назад +3

      Well that was smart but brutal

  • @drinktas4528
    @drinktas4528 3 года назад +75

    5:38 the power of a redditor

  • @insertnamehere9180
    @insertnamehere9180 3 года назад +29

    The dark peasant is just me wanting a high five and everyone would rather die

  • @Чешуйчатый-д9м
    @Чешуйчатый-д9м 4 года назад +19

    0:50 Give me 10 hours of wingless crow walking.

  • @The_whales
    @The_whales 4 года назад +362

    The one who can live ice archer

  • @Electro7596
    @Electro7596 4 года назад +145

    Valentines Day: Love is in the Air!
    Me: 5:34

  • @User-pf2mn
    @User-pf2mn 3 года назад +13

    I like how when he picked up the cannon and it fired, he didn't just throw the cannon balls back at the direction it came from, he threw it towards the unit instead

  • @bangjali973
    @bangjali973 3 года назад +37

    This is not dark peasant, this is god slayer..

  • @isaiahscott1774
    @isaiahscott1774 4 года назад +67

    I would like them to add a "Dark peasant" section that adds every dark peasant that has been in the game. Just to see which ones are better

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 4 года назад +7

      Landfall should make a super tab, maybe it can have all the versions of the dark peasant as the main attraction but with the other supers for show

    • @chelleclaypool368
      @chelleclaypool368 3 года назад

      The first was op maybe second

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 3 года назад +1

      The first dark peasant is no doubt terrifyingly good

  • @laeggingzeppelin2090
    @laeggingzeppelin2090 4 года назад +33

    Satisfying part
    1:39
    5:35
    6:42
    U can correct me or add if u want

  • @Necrodudeman
    @Necrodudeman 4 года назад +4

    1:11 that gotta hurt
    6:05 ping 80000
    5:27 he lived a short life

  • @teus7623
    @teus7623 3 года назад +66

    This video in one sentence:
    "STUPID... I won't let you even get the chance!"

    • @nickfenix3892
      @nickfenix3892 3 года назад +6

      Yep the units don’t fire that much or fast with out the use of something else

  • @danfox6937
    @danfox6937 4 года назад +82

    Dark peasant: you're really think your "gods" will beat me ?

    • @tienanh9843
      @tienanh9843 4 года назад +7

      Super peasant:YES

    • @samuelyang8458
      @samuelyang8458 4 года назад +6

      It's more like
      Dark Peasant: Talk to the hand
      Super Peasant: Ignores the hand
      or
      Super Peasant: Nice hihg fiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oof

    • @charluu1929
      @charluu1929 3 года назад

      @@samuelyang8458 Dark peasent:Talk to ma han-
      Super peasent:No Time ta blast through ur shield

    • @TheBenchLord
      @TheBenchLord 3 года назад

      Candle boi: P E R H A P S

  • @sherrrk
    @sherrrk 3 года назад +44

    4:49 everyone gangsta till ur horse starts floating

  • @superizillian957
    @superizillian957 3 года назад +24

    When i said “let’s throw hands” this is not what I had in mind

  • @SAT_3D
    @SAT_3D 3 года назад +4

    Imagine this dude being a villain and fighting a protagonist in any Anime you know.

  • @feoded4823
    @feoded4823 4 года назад +11

    1:10 more like giving dark peasant new super power lol

  • @cringe7391
    @cringe7391 3 года назад +4

    Cannon gaster: a mysterious scientist that we know nothing about
    Fannon gaster:

  • @matthewwatts6257
    @matthewwatts6257 3 года назад +17

    Alternative title: anime protagonist versus enemies that should be able to kill them easily

  • @thechristianteen9167
    @thechristianteen9167 4 года назад +4

    The hand can act as a shield, a projectile a grab attack and a slam attack. He can virtually spawn as many as he wants. Anything that hits it is presumably broken down into nothing. It is ultra durable. Wow

  • @Poobear-mu1yw
    @Poobear-mu1yw 4 года назад +11

    Dark peasant: I can kill any god in tabs
    Super peasant: oh is that so

    • @ap_trial666
      @ap_trial666 4 года назад +1

      Technically yes, he can kill all gods
      But super peasant isn't one, so just think about some hero from ancient epoch fight each other, one who has slew gods and one who rise from mere mongrel
      NB: make me remember gilgamesh vs shiro emiya

    • @kingtimothy4530
      @kingtimothy4530 4 года назад

      @@ap_trial666 IDK what even are you talking about.

    • @DYREWOLF
      @DYREWOLF 4 года назад

      @@kingtimothy4530 Gilgamesh vs Shiro Emiya

    • @kingtimothy4530
      @kingtimothy4530 4 года назад

      @Kal Widorn the pirate captain. We were no friends we only know each other.

    • @verog7754
      @verog7754 4 года назад +1

      yeah but...... no. the dark peasant has a chance to kill super peasant

  • @devilswarehouse1798
    @devilswarehouse1798 3 года назад +10

    The dark peasant is just an uno reverse card in human form

  • @stanshatter3875
    @stanshatter3875 3 года назад +2

    Dark Peasant: as you can see in my resume, I'm quite the hands on worker, I love it when I give other units a helping hand.

  • @jiannamurray4809
    @jiannamurray4809 4 года назад +8

    Every ranged unit: *we've been tricked, backstabbed. And possibly spiked.*

    • @viswa6240
      @viswa6240 3 года назад

      I get it og dark peasant lol

  • @Bijo_mango
    @Bijo_mango Год назад +1

    1:09
    Catapult: get ready to die
    Dark peasant: B )
    Catapult: oh sh*t

  • @Anarch_E
    @Anarch_E 4 года назад +6

    I think if you use hundreds of clam guys with cheer leaders, you can kill the dark peasant. It will take a while, but the dark peasant would be focused on killing the clams spawned and I believe clams have the highest spawn rate compared to other summoning units now also combined with the cheer leader, infinite units.

  • @qqb11ar
    @qqb11ar 3 года назад +11

    Dark peasant: I use hands to attack
    Gaster: *laughs in wing dings*

  • @BX--nq6gf
    @BX--nq6gf 3 года назад +6

    Scarecrow: literally dead
    His crow: 🐦➡️🔄➡️🔄➡️🔄

  • @HDLLHANZ
    @HDLLHANZ 4 года назад +33

    4:25
    "I am the bone of my sword"

  • @kingadam5813
    @kingadam5813 4 года назад +21

    6:05 nuke bomb

  • @Proindo_plays
    @Proindo_plays 3 года назад +1

    1:11 that dark peasant deserve the return to sender badge

  • @otalek9250
    @otalek9250 3 года назад +7

    Who made the dark peasant? Who said “y’know what this game needs? A unit that can’t be touched, or even killed”

    • @diddles976
      @diddles976 3 года назад

      He can be fought by the Super Peasant

    • @joecool1325
      @joecool1325 3 года назад

      @@diddles976 ye

  • @shoutoutpls536
    @shoutoutpls536 3 года назад +5

    Mimes: I use my hands to pretend there's a wall
    DP: amateurs

  • @rafavillalobos2251
    @rafavillalobos2251 3 года назад +7

    Dark peasant: *hacking the game*
    The enemies: ;-;
    Me: Wow, that should hurt

  • @crazyfriend2388
    @crazyfriend2388 3 года назад +2

    5:03
    I like this part because it looks like the hands are firing the bullets

  • @DanTheMan6979
    @DanTheMan6979 3 года назад +3

    “FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LE -“
    “oh wait you’re already dead nevermind”

  • @mikebuston7407
    @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +2

    0:12
    Dark p: "ha! No rock can beat me"
    Hand:"GET THE ROCK AND GET EM A GOOD SMACK!"

  • @deangully1959
    @deangully1959 3 года назад +10

    "If I had a hand each time my uncle touched me.."
    Dark Peasant:

  • @littlegamedude6351
    @littlegamedude6351 3 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    Dark peasant: "Wait, these are gods?"

  • @TheKoopaKingBowser
    @TheKoopaKingBowser 3 года назад +7

    Dark peasant is like the anti cheap characters he roughs up every mod it's like the devs knew people would try so they bulked him up

  • @林梦露
    @林梦露 3 года назад +2

    Tabs god: ur trash
    Dark peasant: so you choose death

  • @muhammadhariz6423
    @muhammadhariz6423 3 года назад +11

    When a peasant ate Dark-Dark Fruit be like:

  • @armedwithwings6668
    @armedwithwings6668 2 года назад +2

    And thus, He slew them all,
    the false kings of crumbling empires, they who wanted Him to fall.
    He took back the shadowy throne,
    and verily He showed them all,
    what a king, was to a God.

  • @tarcticud5438
    @tarcticud5438 3 года назад +5

    Artemis frantically shooting and dodging in the end had me laughing

  • @seanshepherd1071
    @seanshepherd1071 2 года назад +2

    Dark Peasant is basically invincible against ranged units due to the simple fact that he blocks ALL projectiles. Melee with an INSANE amount of health can take him down, but typically, he's only defeated by being thrown off of or glitched through the map.

  • @Serjo777
    @Serjo777 4 года назад +61

    Well this was boring...
    Should have used all gods simultaneously against him at the end (if that is possible).

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 3 года назад +15

      @ARRON ASOKA Not the idea itself, the fact that he easily beat everyone was boring, which is why he should have also used multiple gods at the same time, and all of them together at the end.

    • @ultamememaster2122
      @ultamememaster2122 3 года назад +7

      @@Serjo777 that would have fried all the computers in the world

    • @sensidog1
      @sensidog1 3 года назад +1

      Well what did you expect?

    • @mechagaming471
      @mechagaming471 3 года назад

      Yup, Including Odin

  • @SimplyJustKari
    @SimplyJustKari 3 года назад +2

    3:10 top 10 pictures before an disaster happens

  • @darneilnez6383
    @darneilnez6383 4 года назад +5

    Chaos would reign if this dark peasent was released on earth

  • @pjfo9714
    @pjfo9714 3 года назад

    Dark peasant: "High five!" Or not!
    "Shake hands or die!"
    "Rock, paper, scissors!"
    "Need a hand?"
    Some more guys?

  • @hectorandem2944
    @hectorandem2944 4 года назад +10

    *Dark Peasant:* "Do you know Sign Language?🤔 _BECAUSE THESE HANDS ARE ABOUT TO DO SOME TALKING!"_ 😤🙏

  • @mckaydalton
    @mckaydalton 3 года назад

    Dark peasant: No one can defeat me, I-
    Bomb cannon god: I’m gonna stop you right there.

  • @lance6042
    @lance6042 2 года назад +6

    I'm sure if the Dark Peasant was using his first ability (where he shot spikes up instead of using hands or flying with orbs), then it would give the god units a better chance at winning.

    • @CGTNinEnglish
      @CGTNinEnglish Год назад

      That's the old one, this one is overpowered

  • @alkabissree8854
    @alkabissree8854 3 года назад +1

    1:08 Did the dark peasant just take every launched rock and slam it back to the cwtapult, if so I feel sorry for whoever's operating the catapult. XD

  • @raynavillus4927
    @raynavillus4927 3 года назад +10

    Wow Dark Peasant is so powerful that he broke down the fabric of reality for the round at 6:03!

  • @whatislife3645
    @whatislife3645 3 года назад +1

    They don't even get to make a step before getting completely discombobulated hahaha

  • @nideavincent8398
    @nideavincent8398 3 года назад +11

    Alternate title: 8 minutes of za hando deleting projectiles

  • @Hockey_Club_Alaska
    @Hockey_Club_Alaska 2 года назад +1

    Every god: I shall shoot 1T arrows at him!
    *throws 1T arrows*
    Dark peasant: not today *blocks all 1T arrows*
    Every god:NANI?!?
    Dark peasant: bye bye *shoots void thingies at the god*
    Every god:”X_X”

  • @kokomine9875
    @kokomine9875 3 года назад +6

    DARK PEASENT GOD,imagine whats gonna happen

  • @robinlinh
    @robinlinh 3 года назад +2

    I love how he just grab his enemy by the neck and yeet them. And also the wall of hand blocking every projectile

  • @MarkaTella
    @MarkaTella 3 года назад +3

    Every projectile:
    Dark Peasant: “no”

  • @usagifang
    @usagifang 3 года назад +1

    1:40 "Strike me down, dark peasant. You don't have the ba-"

  • @Waffle8205
    @Waffle8205 4 года назад +5

    Dark Peasant: *PARRY THIS FILTHY CASUALS*

  • @jonseon5952
    @jonseon5952 4 года назад +2

    6:28 best part

  • @tenebrisx__4491
    @tenebrisx__4491 4 года назад +18

    0:50 what is this crow doing

  • @couchpotato8869
    @couchpotato8869 3 года назад +2

    The phrase "Talk to the hand" maximized

  • @spaceman9222
    @spaceman9222 3 года назад +6

    Alternative title: blue team being pathetic for 8 minutes and 19 seconds

  • @daktotathecolossus7404
    @daktotathecolossus7404 3 года назад +2

    Catapult: Try to block this!
    Dark peasant: have a meteor storm

  • @TheSunIsADeadlyLaser90482
    @TheSunIsADeadlyLaser90482 4 года назад +7

    5:56 upcoming in 2021 DARK PEASENT vs CLAM CLAN for $4.99 only

  • @endynation4968
    @endynation4968 3 года назад

    1:13 catapult:you will end up like anyone
    Dark peasent:I'm just a villain for fun
    Catapult:wha-? Anyway goodby-
    *Uno card reverse*

  • @khazuma7390
    @khazuma7390 4 года назад +6

    The Gods: I am a God
    Dark Peasant: (grab and smash them to the ground)
    Dark Peasant: Punny god
    Hulk: im proud of you