" Training Truck " " Automatically dodges all attacks for you, but you also passively deal -1 less damage and earn 75% less EXP. Equipping this card also puts a sign on your head saying " Oh Noes! ". "
“Training Train” “Makes you literally invincible and perfectly do all attacks, but at the cost of only doing 1 damage and removing EXP gain entirely. Also puts three glowing signs above you saying ‘super noob’.”
" training battleship carrier warboat from USS " " you are 100% invincible any attacks will be given back to enemies (10 dmg reflect) and ranged enemies will get damage still those that cant be superguarded will get 60 dmg each, you have 0 reaction time huh?"
“Training International Space Station” “Instakills every enemy you get in a battle with, but you have fifty glowing signs above you that all say “THIS IS A VERY SUPER LARGE NOOB” and you *lose* EXP.”
not even the first time, he says “I see you need my training again”, which is what he says when he already gives you the call cruel king card, so he’s actually beaten him 6-7 already lol
I feel like the player went unconcious and lost the battle, and after that cruel king just dragged them to the guru and said "Don't let them come here again, I'm gonna go and question my sanity." "..." "Guru, is there an therapist in pink cloudy heaven?"
"nerf cruel king!!!" meanwhile cruel king slowly approaching, takes his dagger SLOWLY and SLOWLY hits you... SLOWLY turns the floor into SLOWLY the SLOWLY ice SLOWLY SLOWLY slowly SLOWLY
This animation actually helped me to dodge some of the attacks from other enemies by counting 3 to 1 So I thank you for bringing this awesome animation to us ✨
0:47 Dr. B tripped on a rock and took MORTAL DAMAGE! Dr. B got hurt and fainted! You lost the battle... You earned 0 xp and 4 tix. *happy music jumpscare*
i love the implication that since this takes place in that guru area this guy somehow managed to get past like most enemies in chapter 1 and somehow killed off cruel king
The dialogue cruel king makes is implying that the player already defeated (somehow) chapter one and NOT only that but he did cruel king again 5 TIMES for that ☝️🤓
You know he's bad if he has taken mortal damage before the fight (you can't take MD outside of battle) Edit:I just realized that the dialogue he has was the 6th rematch dialogue meaning he somehow beat this guy 5 times
Naaah... I can understsnd scepter strike being hard to dodge... But HIS STABS? LITERALLY THE EASIEST ATTACK TO COUNTER IN THE ENTIRE GAME. Blud does not deserve Call: Cruel King card.
What makes this funnier is that it's at the Guru's place, implying that the Player already beat Cruel king 5 times at the Guru's place, and beat the boss in chapter 1, and now the Player is just suddenly struggling for no reason
join da server if u wanna be in my animations discord.gg/BUbP5GMemh
@@Watercape13 yeah sure later bro
is the player stupid or smth
@@maryaoussir6993his little brother got onto the account
i love those block tales animations. they are the funniest
@@3994-n6x I agree
"Y'know what, im a summon now, im your ally, no way-"
Player hits himself in confusion and dies
Okay but the air TINGLES with a looming sense of DREAD
its cool and all but CORRUPTION forms in the mouth of the HATEFUL
@@janzimon12Okay but I have plot armor >:D
@@janzimon12 janzimon12 prayed and that RED THING got vaporized!
@@JQBDKZ I use Greed as a meat shield to survive ur prayer
Training wheels ain’t gonna do it for him, he needs a training truck 💀
" Training Truck "
" Automatically dodges all attacks for you, but you also passively deal -1 less damage and earn 75% less EXP. Equipping this card also puts a sign on your head saying " Oh Noes! ". "
“Training Train”
“Makes you literally invincible and perfectly do all attacks, but at the cost of only doing 1 damage and removing EXP gain entirely. Also puts three glowing signs above you saying ‘super noob’.”
" training battleship carrier warboat from USS "
" you are 100% invincible any attacks will be given back to enemies (10 dmg reflect) and ranged enemies will get damage still those that cant be superguarded will get 60 dmg each, you have 0 reaction time huh?"
bro all of these are free stylish badge lmao
“Training International Space Station”
“Instakills every enemy you get in a battle with, but you have fifty glowing signs above you that all say “THIS IS A VERY SUPER LARGE NOOB” and you *lose* EXP.”
Cruel King: How did this idiot beat me the first time?
The guy's friend who helped him:I killed you but my friend did nothing and you only attacked me so it counts for him beating you
not even the first time, he says “I see you need my training again”, which is what he says when he already gives you the call cruel king card, so he’s actually beaten him 6-7 already lol
His little brother was on his account
@MinerMario the dialogue implies that he's come to terms. He is wondering how he got his ass beat 6 seperate times.
nuke
“Nerf Cruel King, hes too hard!”
cruel king fighters:
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
What they really need to nerf is sentient statue
Fr
@@TheEpikGreiferz no statue is easy. just learn the attack patterns which takes like 30 seconds and he becomes decetly easy to nohit
They should nerf zooming-
I love how at 0:23 you can hear the sound when you miss time a hit just playing constantly as if he's actually just spamming the space bar
I do that too
Thank you mate I couldn't see or hear the video you really helped me with this comment
That's the best part for sure-
@@Finn-x2l Man, I just wanted to point out a little detail, why do you gotta ruin my groove?
@@lvoryRose because it's so obvious. Whoever didn't know that probably doesn't even play blocktales.
0:47 the rock jumpscare
the black rock jumpscare
Talking rock
'just use this turn to heal.. and i'm going to use my scepter...'
Blackrock
S:/
0:23 we can hear his pain of trying to atleast block it
0:40 10 hour burst man jumpscare
Yes
@@10hourburstman_OfficalNO
@@10hourburstman_Officali am going to steal your ten hour burst
*Romania
BURST MAN SPOTTED! BIRCH TREE GO
Thanks!
50 DOLLA 😳😳😳
I think bro learned a thing or two
YOOO
@@STHbuyers lil bro learned
Bro is a breathing, walking W
0:35 *cue slow fade to troll face*
how it feels to refight him with all of the hardmode cards for the first time
I feel like the player went unconcious and lost the battle, and after that cruel king just dragged them to the guru and said "Don't let them come here again, I'm gonna go and question my sanity."
"..."
"Guru, is there an therapist in pink cloudy heaven?"
I Hope this becomes canon
He just summon his knight and make them drag your Frozen dead body to the guru 🤑🤑🤑
Holy yap
Knight: Yea.. uh is our boss fine?
Crossbow: yea he’s fine.. just abit questioning
@@Dummylostaccount25
LK: .. Well uh.. okay
0:40 bro really said: ''🏃♂''
The blackrock tripped him that is amazing
0:47 "Watercape13 has missed the action command!"
Bro has ante up on
He don’t need ante up,he need crocidile up😭🙏🏻
@@ernasetiyomurti9938 ???
@@Icy_Dee its a joke,that not a existense card
Never use post-nerf ante up, worst mistake of my life.
0:19 water melon (yummerds)
water melon (yummerds)
cruel king uses ice scepter
*cruel king uses icy stab* !
*You took mortal damage* !
*you lost…*
"HOW ARE YOU ALREADY HAVE MORTAL DAMAGE!?" - made laugh for 10 minutes
I love the fact that the area they’re battling in implies that Cruel King was previously beaten by the same guy
@@I_love_eating_plutonium could've gotten carried by teammates
yeah lol 💀
0:48 jumpscared me 💀
We gonna send cruel king to mental hospital with this one🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro had training wheels and MISSED, not only that cruel king was TALKING to him XD
Bro fr got carried by his party during the first fight.
i feel like this is a gift more than an animation, thank you for making this
gonna have to watch this everyday i open youtube, dude is playing with hotel WI-FI
This animation made mi mood change very well.
0:03 Whenever you see game crush enemy is still alive without HP
My reaction :
that ending was perfect
edit 1: thanks for the likes ig its not really important
W ending
@@OldAkuzium I won’t even lie that trip caught me wheezing💀
Fella had ante up because of the +1 atk
he did NOT care at all
(totally wasn't me when i got ante up and failed miserably on bubonic plant)
IT'S SLIPPING JIMMY❗❗❗❗❗‼‼‼‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
0:39 the voice and animation "style" made me think of bavey for a moment
cruel king is gonna be the one talking to the guru next💀 (i feel tired or smth)
"nerf cruel king!!!"
meanwhile cruel king slowly approaching, takes his dagger SLOWLY and SLOWLY hits you... SLOWLY turns the floor into SLOWLY the SLOWLY ice SLOWLY SLOWLY slowly SLOWLY
Okay, I like that animation because it's accurate, keep going!
i love how he already got mortal damage before even training with cruel king
genuinely funniest thing ive seen. thank you for this gem
My internet: 0:04
truly a cruel king’s training lessons.
This animation actually helped me to dodge some of the attacks from other enemies by counting 3 to 1
So I thank you for bringing this awesome animation to us ✨
POV: You beat him after 20 tries and now right after battle you came back becuz you wanna fight him again.
“You even have training wheels on and your missing” bro that’s a personal attack to me
holy fucking shit bro the block tale animations are your most popular vids, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
the fact that this dude had killed cruel king solo/party (most likely party) is crazy just to fail again
0:23 average new block tales player
I finished hard mode and I still dodge like shit 😭🙏
i loved this one please branch out from blackout since this is accutally so funny and good lol
Cruel King trying his best- “I can’t- I can’t train this idiot,”
These are the best animations because of the humour makes my day better
This is my friends POV. Literally, every time someone attacks them, they just take the damage. They can't even reduce damage
I love how this means he beat the cruel king but fails the training
more realistic ending: he has ante up and somehow missed the action command.
Missing with training wheels... sounds like me.
After defeating him 100,000,000,000,000,000 times,
I feel like he deserved to live.
Ante Up should make you trip on a rock or hit yourself with your own Ball whenever you fail the action command, dealing 20% of your HP
Dude this guy isn’t even cruel anymore he’s just disappointed
0:24 "And obviously, you mess up because you suck at this game.." yea sounds about right.
0:47
Dr. B tripped on a rock and took MORTAL DAMAGE!
Dr. B got hurt and fainted!
You lost the battle...
You earned 0 xp and 4 tix.
*happy music jumpscare*
i like ice kings face when he says "ok you know what"
@@gassythethird8090 wader melon
0:37 "YOUR MISSING WITH *TRAINING WHEELS* "
i love the implication that since this takes place in that guru area this guy somehow managed to get past like most enemies in chapter 1 and somehow killed off cruel king
This animation and art style is Lowky fire imma subscribe
The only thing i needed is for him to say is skill issue.
This is the most amazing Blocktales animation ever.
I didnt understand the first time but then i found the guru and went "Oooh, that makes sense..."
How is it only 1 day old? This video was so good I watched it like 10 times. It felt like weeks have gone by.
Me when hatred (dodging issues):
0:12 “How are you already at mortal damage”
Well… People with power rush and no hitters
the fact that cruel king acknowledges it is him training means he had to beat him several times before this
its his little brother on his account thats why he’s garbage
0:28 _turns into shards_ Aaaa
I love how Cruel King’s colors are really desaturated
@@jessenia1386 he’s an old chap
I still suck with training wheel to
Edit that is so true
0:38 Cruel King for once became Kind King to heal up even the user.
i had this dream one time where cruel king was in family guy
this vid got the best subtitles ever fr
0:47 Bro has the double or nothing card 😭
Broccoli taels
"give up already lil bro, you ain't made for this"
-Cruel King
The ending made the coffee go up my nose.
0:47 pls add this mechanic devs and also he needs training bullet train
how did bro even beat the cruel king 5 times 💀💀💀
me trying to dodge a single attack outside of my private server(ping):
(ante up card)charge, power strike, normal strike, venomshank, normal strike, normal strike. The method.
The ending got me freaking wheezing 😂
thats so funnt keep it up wanna see more of this!
0:47 i laugh so hard when he fall cause of a rock that what u call a super bad luck hard mode
bro FELL ON A ROCK AND FUCKING DIES-
0:47 when that 7 hours of missing sleep hit in
The dialogue cruel king makes is implying that the player already defeated (somehow) chapter one and NOT only that but he did cruel king again 5 TIMES for that ☝️🤓
0:40 he got so impatient that he: lost body shape, lost colors, lost emotions and friction
the dodging part is relatable help
"Now, before we begin, HOW ARE YOU ALREADY AT MORTAL DAMAGE-"
Bruh the ending... is this the reference from Flashgitzanimation Elden ring?
its a rotoscope of chuck falling from better call saul
You know he's bad if he has taken mortal damage before the fight (you can't take MD outside of battle)
Edit:I just realized that the dialogue he has was the 6th rematch dialogue meaning he somehow beat this guy 5 times
the ending had me cackling like a witch 🥴🧙♀️
LMAOO NOT THE CHUCK MCGILL FAINTING SCENE AT THE END
I ACTUALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE ENDING 😭
This is when cruel king is gonna have mental brain damage
the only reason i have up till slave slot D is to hear ihm say
"are you just here to see me?"
Now make an animation about his "Call: Cruel King" card, it would be awesome
It might happen!
POV:You miss the action command with ante up 0:47
Naaah... I can understsnd scepter strike being hard to dodge... But HIS STABS? LITERALLY THE EASIEST ATTACK TO COUNTER IN THE ENTIRE GAME.
Blud does not deserve Call: Cruel King card.
What makes this funnier is that it's at the Guru's place, implying that the Player already beat Cruel king 5 times at the Guru's place, and beat the boss in chapter 1, and now the Player is just suddenly struggling for no reason
Prob didint play for a while
my man needs every single card ever