Calling Your Son an Asshole - Ron Funches
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- Ron Funches explains why he feels justified in calling his kid an “asshole” and recalls his job as a human billboard.
Original airdate: August 30, 2013
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Parenting, in a nutshell:
"I'm not confident in all the decisions I'm making...but I know you should not be eating a mouse pad right now!"
Truth.
Kayla Kraft as a new-ish mom to a 2 year old boy, I feel this quote more than ever most of my days now 😂
@@Ikovone you're lucky.....your kids don't run in to walls by accident.
OLE SammyOLE Lol I’m sure that day is coming 😅 my younger brother did that when he was little too!
Oh you poor thing.
Kayla Kraft better than tide pods and pot brownies
I love his demeanor and delivery
Vella Bella omg i had to re-read that because my subconscious read “misdemeanor”.
Aye 420 likes😂good job 😂
That smile after he boldly called his child an asshole is such a dad thing 😂
every good father takes pride in it when they say their son is an asshole. lol
Damn never saw this guy before... Didn’t know the tone of a voice could be such a killer punchline 😂😂😂
tone of voice and delivery is literally like 75% of a punchline lol
@@jck1794 I accidentally came back to this video after forgetting about it.. But I meant his consistent overall tone throughout the video. I don’t know/remember if he talks like that usually, but either way his self awareness to the point that he spoke low and softly for the entire 5/6 minute set as a subtle setup to his final punchline of yelling one sentence as his closing joke.
Even though they’re clearly some of the best comedians I don’t think people like Eddie Murphy, Griffon or kevin hart would have had the same impact using the exact same material because of they tend to be loud and exciting already. This felt like a Dave Chapelle type of delivery/setup and I was just admiring it, that’s all
Waiting for him to say, “Oh that’s naaaaasti”
PROTOSTAR 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
bro i noticed his voice like halfway through
He do sound like Cleveland
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Wow, I forgot how much Ron has really changed over the years.
Yeah what's going on here? Is it an old clip? I thought he was way smaller now
@@woozie___ Yeah, old clip
I’m loving his return funnier bigger
@@woozie___ I was confused af. Thought he might have put weight back on.
@@A6Legit this is from 2013 lmao
YO COMEDY CENTRAL HOW LONG YOU HOLD ONTO THESE CLIPS FOR FAM? THE DUDE LIKE 2XS SMALLER NOW
I was just gonna say that lol
Is that what happened? I was wondering how much food he ate since the joe rogan podcast lol
Joey Alen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe K I completely forgot he talked about it on the podcast too man.
His kid he 21 now
He could definitely be a live action Cleveland Brown
But no
He's kind of if ripping it off if he doesn't talk like that when he's not on stage.
Oh that’s naaaaasty
Damn I actually googled to see if it was him dubbing Cleveland -very similar voice;-) Ha ha ha -I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!
Nah. He's just Ron
My husband is autism spectrum and gifted with the darkest most brilliant sense of humor I have ever witnessed. His jokes come from a place of being hyper logical and hyper realistic and his social commentary would just blow your mind. It's incredible. We definitely make jokes about each other's disorders (I have severe ADHD) that do not fly in the company of others, but it's how we cope with the difficulties of a neurodiverse household 🖤
“Ion need no new friends”-just my 💭 BEAUTIFUL!!!🤣😭😭
"My sons a 10 yr old psychopath" he says in the voice of hannibal lecter
My ad for this was IHOP, more pancakes beeeotch
Duuude, that "I DONT NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!!" killed me.
why? because you "felt that"?
@@IntegrityGames because it caught me off guard. Prick
Treating your kid like an equal is what matters.
If they're being an asshole then they deserve to know the same as anyone else.
@Diamond Bourne Why can't a parent be a friend to their child? Never understood why people have a hard time with that.
@John A. exactly, let children unfold into who they are not what you want them to be and offer guidance *and* acceptance to them. Being equals/humans/friends in any relationship has to be a meeting in the middle bringing the totality of the authentic selves from all sides to best make it work. Children are no exception.
@Imperial Red children absorb and recognize the emotions going on in and around them. I am not suggesting emotional labor, I am suggesting explaining things to them as a human being versus emotionally/physically abandoning them and/or emotionally/physically abusing them. I don't know how else to explain that to you.
@Imperial Red treat children as capable human beings on their path to becoming healthy, prosperous adult human beings.
@Imperial Red You are an absolute moron. I guarantee you're an anti-vaxxer.
This man reintroduced me to lunchables. Before him I thought you had to be in school to eat those. Blew my freaking mind
2:05 His giggle 😄
He's soo funny! 😂
@J. Carson 🤣🤣 Not yet, but I'm working on it 😄
The hell is this Tinder?
@@Madaragun 😄
More pancakes beeeatch 😂😂😂😂
Yo! Killed me!
Boss Levels 🤣
Actually that's pretty cool
The statue of liberty popin and lockin had me rolling. That was the last thing I expected him to say 😂😂😂
Just as he said it I read this at the same time lol
@@nowayjose5466 Me too!
"Some people don't like when I call my ten year old disabled son an asshole..."
It made my morning.
When I hear Ron Funches
I laughs a whole bunches
jesus christ.
I have an autistic kid and I've been on mushrooms so I'd say he's pretty accurate lol.
Best poem ever... :)
Madness by Design I swear it’s accurate though 🤣
Damn, shout out to Ron for staying dedicated. Seeing older videos really puts his hard work into perspective. Total body transformation, well done sir.
I like his slower style, it reminds me of one of my southern friends. Relaxing and entertaining
Ron's voice is too good, it's perfect for comedy & fatherhood! 🤣😂 As a parent of a 17 year old I am so connected with the frustration
So Jordan Peele was doing a Ron Funches impression everytime he made a Wendell skit
I've been missing Ron, good to see him again. I miss @Midnight, it was a great way to see a bunch of awesome comedians frequently.
He has a great podcast called getting better and his recent special was dope
He and Doug Benson were always the best on @midnight
K Brown
I miss @Midnight so much-it introduced me to so very many wonderful comedians. My faves (in alphabetical order):
• Maria Bamford
• Doug Benson
• Ron Funches
• Tiffany Haddish
• Natasha Leggero
• Aisha Tyler
@@maryrosekent8223 I used to like Michelle Wolf on @Midnight. Sexy as duck(lol).
Why he sound like Cleveland brown and Hubert from family guy mixed together 😭 but he look like grown up junior
The mousepad thing has me dying. As im sitting here rolling my mouse upon a lumpy mousepad..
On the this show where comedians talk about times when they got really high on hallucinations, the friend he is talking about tells the story he refers to. I can’t remember who it was though.
he sounds like a high pitched cleveland brown
Lol someone said he sound like Clevland Brown but with a deep voice
Yo he is a real life Cleveland brown lol
Xavier Harris forrealz word up brotha!
TJ Thunder yea Cleveland is so funny they cancelled his show
Sounds like Cleveland
lol bruh i just made a comment about that
@@jamalcole1985 great minds think alike
why, because Cleveland is voiced by a white man? yeah, true, people can "sound" like whatever they want. your three words make no sense, why don't you clarify some more
To have such a lighthearted and silly sense of humor, his dead pan delivery really sells it.
his “here’s skittles” bit came on tv when i was a kid and i remember my brother and i’s minds were blown, that’s one of the funniest things i have ever heard to this day. i looked at my brother like “dude we just discovered one of the best comics of all time”
When he kissed his poem before putting it away.. I love this man so much
I love this man. If you ever need another child, I've stopped growing at 4"ll. Lemme know.
Ron is sooooo fuckin calm and smooth talking. It kinda freaks me out lol. I love it
Love the Parliament shout out Ron.
Alex Rosser gettin down just for the funk of it
Lol his delivery makes me laugh😆
the satisfaction in "VANQUISH THEM." I can't
Bunches of Funches with the well needed laughs today! Thank you for that
Why does he sound like Cleveland from family Guy😆😆😆 I can't right now.
I be so upset when I'm out! I'm weak asf right now😂😂😂😂
I find this fantastic because for one, I am Autistic as well and oddly enough, I look hilariously and uncannily like Ron Funches and he is hilarious.
'Dis guy, all about delivery and storytelling using great metaphors 👌 Great standup!
He sounds like he was that one really smart kid in class that pissed off everyone else with just answer a question
Omg. I drooled on myself laughing. 😂💀
This dude's a legend
"I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!" 🤣
God bless comedians they make my days 10 times better !
He talks so gently... I really like it
My classroom teacher at highschool entrance ceremony :
"Go on talk to your new classmates!"
Me who had make friend at junior high but ended up forgetting me:
5:28
god damn this man is funny!
He is delightfully funny. My first time seeing him.
If a live action Futurama ever gets made he is Hermes.
His story about his son is all the audition i needed.
this guy is actually hilarious lol, its always nice to see talent in comics that arent as mainstream as others.
this guy is really good . Funny and positive, something I needed a dose of today. Thank you!
Voice change @5:30 “I don’t need no new friends” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
3:18 the little hand gesture is a really nice touch
awesome delivery!
Watching my daughter grow I can see she's heading this way.I'm going to be the pinata though
The way he talks lmao, and the way he changed when he read his poem. perfect lol
This dude is Cleveland Brown for real lol I'm sold on this one. Someone should definitely hire him to do some live action skits....
Incredible poetry.
Legend in the making. Hope he goes big. Get you some Cleveland Brown
2:18 on... I WASN'T READY 🤣🤣🤣!!!
Too much shrooms is a good description of the sensory overload experience I have as an autistic person.
Ron is like zen master or the Dalai Lama of comedy! 😂😎👌🏽
I love this dudes voice
Best.Poem.EVR 👏🏽👏🏽
anyone else think he sounds like old greg the entire time?
mans is hilarious, gotta get more of him on stage
If there is ever a live action family guy show, then here is your Cleveland.
Me throughout the video: “I guess the King Shark voice isn’t natural for him.”
I DONT NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!!!
“THERE it is!”
One of the only videos on this channel I have actually laughed out loud the entire time
I hit like even before watching it. It's the title of the clip, it speaks to my soul 🖤💁♀️
Bro always kills me😂😂😂
His delivery is phenomenal
Rons Cadence is unmatched, too funny
Love this person on family Guy.
i like watching ron funchess now and then watching his older stuff after. gives me a weird trip.
I'm glad I'm not the only one getting a Cleveland Brown vibe lol
I love his delivery and general demeanor.
5:25 MY NEW PHOME MESSAGE lol
I fucking love Ron Funches.
First time seeing your work!
I once saw a dude in his 40s hit on a girl who was like my age (23-24) in the reply section to a comment she posted on a RUclips video. I thought it was funny and clowned him for it. But after seeing your thumbnail. I get it now.
@@DS-cp5su lolllll
He’s like a mix between a heavy young and funny Morgan Freeman, and a very real life Cleveland. I stole that last reference from a bunch of the comments because it was ridiculously accurate. That giggle tho!
Ron Funches, I ♥️ You SO MUCH!
Give this guy a Netflix Special 💯
You were AWESOME LUV IT !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Absolutely loved it! So original and so complexly simple. Outstanding comedy sir
ron funches is one of my favorite people
He’s so amazing and this set just kills it.
I know this is an older clip, but jesus christ his delivery is masterful
I love you Ron Funches
I’ve always wanted to see a live action version of Cleveland brown
Liked just for that beautiful poem, wow.
This guy is phenomenal!
That poem spoke to me
Best poem ever.lol
The shrooms analogy might be the best ever made.