MY NEW CAREER. A NEW EPISODE!
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- Опубликовано: 17 янв 2018
- I can rap, cook, and edit myself to appear comical. Here's another episode of my series where I take you DRIVING, SHOPPING and COOKING. I'm basically ya motha. Thanks for watching my sons. Thanks to Kwisten for eating my brown eggs, subscribe to her below! And check out lizakoshy.com/ if you're dope.
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•Jou Beats - Brasil
•Some instrumentals I forgot to get the name of whoops
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Thank you, lil huevitos.
Love,
Liza 
Приколы
The sausage rap tho...was on point.
But had me dead 😂😂
Lol 😂😂 oh my gosh I am not going to lie, I just danced to it. Lol 😂😂
q_ gouge same 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol
She so fancy when dance the rap
😂😂
My name chef 😂😂
Clisare lol
Clisare *jeff😆😋
+liza dobrik fan no she actually said chef
KingPotato I know that's was a joke 😄
liza dobrik fan like on the Dolan Twins reading dirty fan fiction and one of them goes "my names Jeff" in a really funny voice 😂😂😂
Does anyone else keep watching her old videos until she comes back to RUclips
I do to i miss Liza if they did brake up she will always upload but not anymore
Yeah
army blink go to Liza koshy too.
umm maybe I do
She’s busy with Liza on demand
“Take off your clothes.”
**kristen reaches for blindfold.**
*”No your clothes”*
“ Im short Im brown Im basically a sausage “
That means ima sausage
I am a sausage
Wow way to steal a top comment
me to
Stranger Things Larisa hahahah
“I’m short, I’m brown, im basically a sausage “ 😂💀
Rob Nice right
Rob Nice U just jealous boiiiiiiii!!!
sausages arent all small xddddd homemade ones can be a meter long
Crystal Kitty boiiiiiii😂
Yep
Do tried vs buyed with Jet ,Helga or with Carlos
All
Helga!!!
That would be funny but wouldn’t really work. Because there all Liza
@@pepper_600 well she can edit you know
waffle man YT yeah but she would know which one was tried
“I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage”
“If you dont Have a tampon you can use a sausage...ohh.. I don’t know.”
I’m dying😂😂
*That sausage rap tho lol*
omg yees...awesome 😂😂
Saniya Shriyan It was littt
She's the funniest lol
Liza's sausage rap is fire😂
No forreal it sounded good😂
Evelina reminded me of “Everything is Glue” by Jenna Marbles
just cuz every verse ends with the same word?
Liza makes everything sound good, also a good beat makes things sound better
I wish Liza was related to me. That way I could meet her in real life. I feel like she would be that awesome aunt that smuggles chocolate from Walmart just so you could black market it to your friends
What kind of aunts do you have??
I’m watching in 2021
Abigail Wozniak I- *Hello lying timetraveler*
@@abigailwozniak802 how?
@@SarahDelaney12 im watching in 2050 earth is dead
well you are a new love of my love!
We so need a remix of that sausage song! XD
ITS THE SAUSAGE SONG! 😂❤️
This is how many times Liza clapped in this video
👇🏻
*"IHOP tryna sound like an apple product "*
Who else was looking at the dots on her shirt the whole time....of course just to read the names YA Naasty!
T.J. Lovelady yup same
T.J. Lovelady naw just kidding I am not pervert 😂
T.J. Lovelady 🤫
T.J. Lovelady oh fuck I didn’t realise till I saw this😂😂😂
Take THAT ihop
Vanessa Blanco Yesss
Vanessa Blanco yeah
Vanessa Blanco the ihop in my town burned down to a crisp. RIP pancakes
Vanessa Blanco 😂
Gotta go get some eggs
Gotta make em the best
Let's go get some HUEVOS
How you like em?
Like em scrambled!! YEAH😂👏👌
love that😂💞
that was my favorite part
Same
"ima flip u upside-down.. that what he said HOYAA"
2:28
"See if we can do it again... ahh"
I'M LOVING THIS LIL.BROWN.GURL.
"IM SHORT IM BROWN IM BASICALLY A SAUSAGE"😂😂😂
same
“I’m short, I’m brown, I’m basically a sausage” 😂😂😂😂
"Say hi Kwisten"
"Hi Kwisten.."
I really miss them🥺☹️
"Fun fact if I was a stripper my name would be bacon"
*"Because bacon strips"*
Peachy Bleachy this is the funniest I’ve seen all day
lmao!
Peachy Bleachy oh my fucking god 😂
Peachy Bleachy
Every vidio i go to i see one bleach sooo thats werd🤔😋🤣😂😐😑😁😀
my brain hurts
That sausage song was the best I rate it a 12/10💯🔥🙆♀️😂💖
Lady Wolf you mean... 💯 2️⃣0️⃣
Lady Wolf Ikr
When she first starts the beat (knocking on the fridge) does that not sound like how the intro song for Hannah Montanna starts ??????
Lady Wolf same😂
Lady Wolf yessssss
Who is watching this after The Break-Up and in 2019
soooo sad !!!😭
Clara M. Hewwooooooo
Wait they break up? *WHAT YEAR AM I IN*
Im watching this after kristen's break-up :(
0:54
Liza:wass popping less get shopping
Me : *okuuuuuur*
0:53 *BUT THAT TRANSITION THO*
Peachy Bleachy I know 😜😜😜
I know right
Peachy Bleachy TRU NEVER SEEN A RUclipsR DO DAT VERY NICE
Meow
i was *_shooketh_*
‘I’m short, I’m brown I’m basically a sausage ‘
Lmao I died 😂😂
Liza: *sings*
Lyrics to Liza’s song: *im domesticated cated, it feels nice to toast you toast you and I got the stove oooo oo oonnnnn*
Me: ... *GIVE HER THE WORLDS BEST SINGER AWARD!*
Btw everyone was doing *SAUSAGE* song so I did a different song in this vid
Ellie Girdler what song is that though? cause like i recognize the beat
__ yea me too but I don’t know sorry
Liza: call the cutest person in my contacts!
*calling liza...*
OW. HAHAHAHA.
Thank you Liza for making everybody laugh hysterically for the past few years!!... Who Agrees that she's super talented!?!💯
Terry Kiser i do can you plz sub to me
just drew no
“🎼I’m short and brown I’m basically a sausage🎼”
😂 I’m dead 😂
Kennedy Lilly actually im short and brown... im a sausage
Kennedy Lilly that's me lol😂😂
Kennedy Lilly
IF YA DONT HAVE A TAMPON YOU CAN USE A *SAUSAGE*
I cracked up laughing when she started rapping
That sausage song tho 👌🔥
Man I love Liza 💕
While she were so racist to all to mexicans?
@@isabelgarciatejeda6094 she wasn't racist!!
I miss her ;-;
We all do honestly
Love Unique Wo-man i love lizza
SEXIST!!! lol
HI KWISTEN
HI BLIND FOLDED FWEND KWISTEN
FREAKING LIGHT MY PANTYS ON FIRE AND CALL ME BRISKET
3:02 Ikr 🤣I love Liza lol
I need to use peace signs more.
that sausage song spoke to my soul
Simphiwe M mine too... mine too
Simphiwe M Can u please watch my very first vid and also sub too maybe ruclips.net/video/HAn6TZY5PDE/видео.html
ImDriven Sure...
"i got really cool transitions" 😂🙌
if you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage🤣💀
It took me a second
Yooo actually love this new series 🙌🏽💯 The beats, puns, rap & transitions in this video though!!!! *THEY'RE EVERYTHAANG!!!!!!!!*
Lubii Lubna your thumbnail is everything 💚😂
I love you so much! I want to meet you one day!
Ali Gallant ONE DAY, MY FELLOW LIZA FAN, ONE DAY 💚
dat' sausage song should be produced and released
Leanne Gatilogo YASS! its a bootiful parody
Leanne Gatilogo yaaasss
Leanne Gatilogo TRUE!!!!!!
Leanne Gatilogo mmmhmm yas
Leanne Gatilogo For sure! 👌🏻
I found out that you had a good RUclips channel so I looked it up and fell in love you are hilarious I I am your biggest fan more than anyone but I'm a little late on your channel so I don't think you make videos anymore but if you do I need to know
unicorn lover she is taking a break of making videos but she’s gonna post again
unicorn lover she’s back now!
CAN U PLEAASSSEEEE MAKE ANOTHER EPISODE THIS IS SOO FUN TO WATCH
"I impregnated you with my eggs" 😂😂😂
That sounds funny, but when I say "I impregnated you with my semen" you lose your shit?!
Homo Sapien HUEEVOOOOOOOOS
Quality > quantity
Nice lizzzzza
I LOVE HOW NICE YOU ARE TO USE.
1:13 im dead.. 😂😂😂
just imagine when helga cooks.....
sreemon babu she probably make love potions for David
sreemon babu that would be a awesome video
sreemon babu fuck uuuu uuuu uglyyyyy
"Everybody say sausage keep it going, all in my bio more links than a sausage, tell me what you call food for a thot sausage, it's not a wurst its the best it's a sausage, I'm short I'm brown in basically a sausage, call me Jimmy Dean got that lean mean sausage, if you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage, she would rather eat my eggs she don't want his sausage"
And the Grammy goes to....😂😂😂
"if it's made of cock then i want that sausage, turkey is alright yeah i'll have that sausage, nah i'm not a furry but i want that sausage, it's made of curry i would try that sausage" lol (why did i do this. lol)
If my man got it I'll eat the sausage if you wanna fight me I'll beat you with a sausage I'm a Lil white girl no I aint got no sausage
Grammy goes to jacksfilms
Is that song on I tunes. 😂😂
Faith Gbeneneh i know, it was a joke😂
She is not a normal human being
THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER
Liza i’m glad you’re here on RUclips because you make me smile when I’m sad
Isn't anyone gonna talk about the song?😂😂😂😂
Sara Matic Aha which one 😂😂
0:56 Itz litty
Kai Lea sausage one😂
I remember the overkill in middle school
Sara Matic idk it was the best breakfast song ever
“If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage.” -Liza Koshy 2018
2019 _liza
"fricken light my panties in flames and call me brisket" WHAT👏A👏QUEEEENN👏😂3:03
Why is Liza so funny!! ❤️ 💕
Hey Kwisten
Do you know DA WAEEEE??????
DO U KNO DA WAE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you made your profile a fucking meme 😭😭😭😭😭
DO U KNO DA WAE hey I found you in this vid i watch liza as well
Hey kwisten
WAGVEEEEE
KLOK KLOK KLOK
So apparently Liza's cooking is chef quality and she didn't even know!! ❤
Please do a talk to my younger self
yaaaaaaaaaaas
Aishwarya Net I. Mm.
Aishwarya Net kaykay
Aishwarya Net what isn’t she good at😍😍 David is so lucky
OMGGG Liza you be gettin them raps, you got me jealously dying over here!!❤️️️
I actually love Liza so much. Liza you just always make my day, I love you girl. You da besta!
I want Liza as my big sister, i cant be the only one who wishes that.
The real princess jasmine can you plz sub to me
You're not the only one 😂
The real princess jasmine ur not the only one
The real princess jasmine don't worry i wish to
I know your not the only one
I'M SHORT AND BROWN I'M BASICALLY A SAUSAGE!!😂😂✊🏽
Same
I'm sick rn and Liza still makes me smile love you Liza btw I'm totally not having a Liza koshy binge
3:19 "WOW I made so much"
Gordon Ramsay is quaking!
Crusty McRusty hahaha like
Crusty McRusty so hard
The most creative series on youtube.
🎶if you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage.🎶
1. Wouldn't that burn
2. Would it fit?
3. I'm dying 😂
i wait till the end of every episode to watch the bloopers like it's a move 😄
WAIT!! Where are the bloopers ???
i should be doing homework but i saw that liza uploaded 🤷🏽♀️
Zoe Karina same
Zoe Karina Me too lololololol!!
Zoe Karina same
me
Zoe Karina same
“light my panties and flame and call me brisket”😂💀
There's NEVER a dull moment with liza
“Kwisten loves white huevos”
LMAOOOO
Naomi Lopez lol but why is Liza acting like she doesn’t like “white huevos” too😭
Liza’s sausage remix has surpassed all others 😂😍!
She cracks me up all the time
XD I think she is crazy!in a good way
Can we just appreciate how cute their relationship is!!!
Is it just me? or do all her videos always hit the "top trending" every time
Lila P I know right everyone loves her as a friend
"Don't have a tampon you can use a sausage" -Liza 2018
Tried vs buyed is amazing I love it make more of these videos
You made my day yet again liza
1:38 🎼Baby we got the meat
Gimme the beat
Everybody say sausage: bc we going
All in my bio more links than a sausage
Tell me what you call food for a thot: sausage
It’s not a worst it’s the best it’s a sausage
I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage.
Call me jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage.
If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage.
Huh?
Idk
She would rather eat my eggs she don’t want his sausage🎼
Audrey Edwards thanks, this took so long
Rylie Pat. A
Call jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage
It's all in my bio more LINKS than a sausage
I think
IQ 100
She’s so positive I don’t get how people can hate on her😂❤️
Dorian Zagorski it seems the only ppl hating on her are her fans who are always complaining, acting like they own her life. Aka the ppl who write stuff like: “get back together with David. Don’t you care about us?”
HEY LIZZAAAAA!! MAKE MORE!! I WANNA SEE MORE. 2 ISNT ENOUGH!
"I'm short and brown, that makes me a sausage" 😂
I can't hear the word huevos without hearing kristen yelling it
What a Queen of Puns 👸
Jeffy you could say she is an eggspert at making puns
I see you watch SML
Jeffy I love your profile picture so funny Jeffy
UGH
Jeffy very😂😂😂😂
*LOVE YOU LIZA* !!!♥️♥️🤟🏼
The intro is literally LIFEEEE
Ok anyone else think the sausage song was really good 😂
Mikayla McGovern yes! I actually sang with her😂
meeee totally loved it😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yasss she killed it🔥
Mikayla McGovern YASSS very lit!✌✌✌👌👍👍✌👌👏👏👏
Mikayla McGovern I thought it was so AWESOME
YES these transitions are EVERYTHING
😂😂😂 at ☝
Lindsay Malloy IM PRETTY SURE SHE JUST CREATED A WHOLE NEW TRANSITION
Lindsay Malloy are you the devil?? Why are your likes the number of devil... the phone number of devil....
Lindsay Malloy pREECH
ImDriven liar
i love these two 💗
I dropped my phone from all this craziness you are so funny! And cute
Every Wednesday I think, “ oh yay Liza posts!”
😑😑😑but I forgot she post thursdays!!! Why haven’t I learned😂😂😂
Ikr
Same!!!!
Adorable Baby Animals same 😂
Adorable Baby Animals dolan twins post on Tuesday
Adorable Baby Animals ya lol after scool on Thursday I am so exided
“Fricken light my panties in flames and call me brisket!”
She is Soo incredible ❤️
I FLIPPING LOVE THIS