I wish Liza was related to me. That way I could meet her in real life. I feel like she would be that awesome aunt that smuggles chocolate from Walmart just so you could black market it to your friends
1:38 🎼Baby we got the meat Gimme the beat Everybody say sausage: bc we going All in my bio more links than a sausage Tell me what you call food for a thot: sausage It’s not a worst it’s the best it’s a sausage I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage. Call me jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage. If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage. Huh? Idk She would rather eat my eggs she don’t want his sausage🎼
Dorian Zagorski it seems the only ppl hating on her are her fans who are always complaining, acting like they own her life. Aka the ppl who write stuff like: “get back together with David. Don’t you care about us?”
Liza: *sings* Lyrics to Liza’s song: *im domesticated cated, it feels nice to toast you toast you and I got the stove oooo oo oonnnnn* Me: ... *GIVE HER THE WORLDS BEST SINGER AWARD!* Btw everyone was doing *SAUSAGE* song so I did a different song in this vid
"Everybody say sausage keep it going, all in my bio more links than a sausage, tell me what you call food for a thot sausage, it's not a wurst its the best it's a sausage, I'm short I'm brown in basically a sausage, call me Jimmy Dean got that lean mean sausage, if you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage, she would rather eat my eggs she don't want his sausage" And the Grammy goes to....😂😂😂
"if it's made of cock then i want that sausage, turkey is alright yeah i'll have that sausage, nah i'm not a furry but i want that sausage, it's made of curry i would try that sausage" lol (why did i do this. lol)
I found out that you had a good RUclips channel so I looked it up and fell in love you are hilarious I I am your biggest fan more than anyone but I'm a little late on your channel so I don't think you make videos anymore but if you do I need to know
Liza I literally re-enacted helga in gym today and I even used the voice and everyone in my group in volleyball laughed at me. I was like helga has cut on her arm. Helga got hit with ball. Helga no. Helga does not want. No helga no don’t pick helga. Helga does not like game. Helga does not know how to throw. Helga gets dressed. Helga galled on her face. Thanks Liza I love u so much and I would never live without u. Ur the best.
Youth. Robin Williams was the same way and it slows down as you age but you're still fast just not in the same speed as in your youth. she's like how are I acted when I was 18. I'm not even close to this now but when I see her I say "man I used to act that way? obviously I had an off button, she doesn't have one lol
![Jack Harlow - Hello Miss Johnson [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q86_nlRoIGw/mqdefault.jpg)
The sausage rap tho...was on point.
But had me dead 😂😂
Lol 😂😂 oh my gosh I am not going to lie, I just danced to it. Lol 😂😂
q_ gouge same 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol
She so fancy when dance the rap
😂😂
Does anyone else keep watching her old videos until she comes back to RUclips
I do to i miss Liza if they did brake up she will always upload but not anymore
Yeah
army blink go to Liza koshy too.
umm maybe I do
She’s busy with Liza on demand
“ Im short Im brown Im basically a sausage “
That means ima sausage
I am a sausage
Wow way to steal a top comment
me to
Stranger Things Larisa hahahah
“Take off your clothes.”
**kristen reaches for blindfold.**
*”No your clothes”*
My name chef 😂😂
Clisare lol
Clisare *jeff😆😋
+liza dobrik fan no she actually said chef
KingPotato I know that's was a joke 😄
liza dobrik fan like on the Dolan Twins reading dirty fan fiction and one of them goes "my names Jeff" in a really funny voice 😂😂😂
I'M LOVING THIS LIL.BROWN.GURL.
Thank you Liza for making everybody laugh hysterically for the past few years!!... Who Agrees that she's super talented!?!💯
Terry Kiser i do can you plz sub to me
just drew no
Do tried vs buyed with Jet ,Helga or with Carlos
All
Helga!!!
That would be funny but wouldn’t really work. Because there all Liza
@@pepper_600 well she can edit you know
waffle man YT yeah but she would know which one was tried
“I’m short, I’m brown, im basically a sausage “ 😂💀
Rob Nice right
Rob Nice U just jealous boiiiiiiii!!!
sausages arent all small xddddd homemade ones can be a meter long
Crystal Kitty boiiiiiii😂
Yep
Who else was looking at the dots on her shirt the whole time....of course just to read the names YA Naasty!
T.J. Lovelady yup same
T.J. Lovelady naw just kidding I am not pervert 😂
T.J. Lovelady 🤫
T.J. Lovelady oh fuck I didn’t realise till I saw this😂😂😂
Man I love Liza 💕
While she were so racist to all to mexicans?
@@isabelgarciatejeda6094 she wasn't racist!!
I miss her ;-;
We all do honestly
Love Unique Wo-man i love lizza
SEXIST!!! lol
I wish Liza was related to me. That way I could meet her in real life. I feel like she would be that awesome aunt that smuggles chocolate from Walmart just so you could black market it to your friends
What kind of aunts do you have??
I’m watching in 2021
Abigail Wozniak I- *Hello lying timetraveler*
@@abigailwozniak802 how?
@@SarahDelaney12 im watching in 2050 earth is dead
Liza's sausage rap is fire😂
No forreal it sounded good😂
Evelina reminded me of “Everything is Glue” by Jenna Marbles
just cuz every verse ends with the same word?
Liza makes everything sound good, also a good beat makes things sound better
Yooo actually love this new series 🙌🏽💯 The beats, puns, rap & transitions in this video though!!!! *THEY'RE EVERYTHAANG!!!!!!!!*
Lubii Lubna your thumbnail is everything 💚😂
I love you so much! I want to meet you one day!
Ali Gallant ONE DAY, MY FELLOW LIZA FAN, ONE DAY 💚
We so need a remix of that sausage song! XD
“I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage”
“If you dont Have a tampon you can use a sausage...ohh.. I don’t know.”
I’m dying😂😂
ITS THE SAUSAGE SONG! 😂❤️
Quality > quantity
Nice lizzzzza
0:53 *BUT THAT TRANSITION THO*
Peachy Bleachy I know 😜😜😜
I know right
Peachy Bleachy TRU NEVER SEEN A RUclipsR DO DAT VERY NICE
Meow
i was *_shooketh_*
well you are a new love of my love!
*That sausage rap tho lol*
omg yees...awesome 😂😂
Saniya Shriyan It was littt
She's the funniest lol
HI KWISTEN
HI BLIND FOLDED FWEND KWISTEN
I need to use peace signs more.
This is how many times Liza clapped in this video
👇🏻
just imagine when helga cooks.....
sreemon babu she probably make love potions for David
sreemon babu that would be a awesome video
sreemon babu fuck uuuu uuuu uglyyyyy
I want Liza as my big sister, i cant be the only one who wishes that.
The real princess jasmine can you plz sub to me
You're not the only one 😂
The real princess jasmine ur not the only one
The real princess jasmine don't worry i wish to
I know your not the only one
Gotta go get some eggs
Gotta make em the best
Let's go get some HUEVOS
How you like em?
Like em scrambled!! YEAH😂👏👌
love that😂💞
that was my favorite part
Same
Is it just me? or do all her videos always hit the "top trending" every time
Lila P I know right everyone loves her as a friend
The most creative series on youtube.
YES these transitions are EVERYTHING
😂😂😂 at ☝
Lindsay Malloy IM PRETTY SURE SHE JUST CREATED A WHOLE NEW TRANSITION
Lindsay Malloy are you the devil?? Why are your likes the number of devil... the phone number of devil....
Lindsay Malloy pREECH
ImDriven liar
*"IHOP tryna sound like an apple product "*
1:38 🎼Baby we got the meat
Gimme the beat
Everybody say sausage: bc we going
All in my bio more links than a sausage
Tell me what you call food for a thot: sausage
It’s not a worst it’s the best it’s a sausage
I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage.
Call me jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage.
If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage.
Huh?
Idk
She would rather eat my eggs she don’t want his sausage🎼
Audrey Edwards thanks, this took so long
Rylie Pat. A
Call jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage
It's all in my bio more LINKS than a sausage
I think
IQ 100
i should be doing homework but i saw that liza uploaded 🤷🏽♀️
Zoe Karina same
Zoe Karina Me too lololololol!!
Zoe Karina same
me
Zoe Karina same
So apparently Liza's cooking is chef quality and she didn't even know!! ❤
Please do a talk to my younger self
yaaaaaaaaaaas
Aishwarya Net I. Mm.
Aishwarya Net kaykay
Aishwarya Net what isn’t she good at😍😍 David is so lucky
"ima flip u upside-down.. that what he said HOYAA"
2:28
"See if we can do it again... ahh"
She’s so positive I don’t get how people can hate on her😂❤️
Dorian Zagorski it seems the only ppl hating on her are her fans who are always complaining, acting like they own her life. Aka the ppl who write stuff like: “get back together with David. Don’t you care about us?”
"Don't have a tampon you can use a sausage" -Liza 2018
That sausage song was the best I rate it a 12/10💯🔥🙆♀️😂💖
Lady Wolf you mean... 💯 2️⃣0️⃣
Lady Wolf Ikr
When she first starts the beat (knocking on the fridge) does that not sound like how the intro song for Hannah Montanna starts ??????
Lady Wolf same😂
Lady Wolf yessssss
Liza: *sings*
Lyrics to Liza’s song: *im domesticated cated, it feels nice to toast you toast you and I got the stove oooo oo oonnnnn*
Me: ... *GIVE HER THE WORLDS BEST SINGER AWARD!*
Btw everyone was doing *SAUSAGE* song so I did a different song in this vid
Ellie Girdler what song is that though? cause like i recognize the beat
__ yea me too but I don’t know sorry
Take THAT ihop
Vanessa Blanco Yesss
Vanessa Blanco yeah
Vanessa Blanco the ihop in my town burned down to a crisp. RIP pancakes
Vanessa Blanco 😂
“🎼I’m short and brown I’m basically a sausage🎼”
😂 I’m dead 😂
Kennedy Lilly actually im short and brown... im a sausage
Kennedy Lilly that's me lol😂😂
Kennedy Lilly
IF YA DONT HAVE A TAMPON YOU CAN USE A *SAUSAGE*
"Fun fact if I was a stripper my name would be bacon"
*"Because bacon strips"*
Peachy Bleachy this is the funniest I’ve seen all day
lmao!
Peachy Bleachy oh my fucking god 😂
Peachy Bleachy
Every vidio i go to i see one bleach sooo thats werd🤔😋🤣😂😐😑😁😀
my brain hurts
“I’m short, I’m brown, I’m basically a sausage” 😂😂😂😂
I can't hear the word huevos without hearing kristen yelling it
Liza’s sausage remix has surpassed all others 😂😍!
‘I’m short, I’m brown I’m basically a sausage ‘
Lmao I died 😂😂
0:54
Liza:wass popping less get shopping
Me : *okuuuuuur*
Liza: Call the cutest person in my contacts
Siri:calling Liza
Liza: Call the other one
Siri: Calling Kristen
*YES LIZA YES* !!!!!!!!!
lmao
yes liza yus
noooo the next would be david but oh well 😂
Damn where was David??
Siri actually said: calling kwisten
that sausage song spoke to my soul
Simphiwe M mine too... mine too
Simphiwe M Can u please watch my very first vid and also sub too maybe ruclips.net/video/HAn6TZY5PDE/видео.html
ImDriven Sure...
Love spending my Thursday evenings watching Liza, who else does too? 😍❤️
DomVlogs lol yeh...Wish it was Wednesday thoe
me!!! :D
DomVlogs I do 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂
Me though😂
DomVlogs same
Who is watching this after The Break-Up and in 2019
soooo sad !!!😭
Clara M. Hewwooooooo
Wait they break up? *WHAT YEAR AM I IN*
Im watching this after kristen's break-up :(
“If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage.” -Liza Koshy 2018
2019 _liza
She posted on Thursday !!! FINALYYYY 😍
Abdo Mellouki I know right I was waiting since 1931 its 2018!!!
No she posts on Mondays😒
kiaya2 cute She wasn't making videos at that time.😒😒😒
no, that's an extra day to wait and see my little brown girl
Abdo Mellouki aww it's Friday for me
"Everybody say sausage keep it going, all in my bio more links than a sausage, tell me what you call food for a thot sausage, it's not a wurst its the best it's a sausage, I'm short I'm brown in basically a sausage, call me Jimmy Dean got that lean mean sausage, if you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage, she would rather eat my eggs she don't want his sausage"
And the Grammy goes to....😂😂😂
"if it's made of cock then i want that sausage, turkey is alright yeah i'll have that sausage, nah i'm not a furry but i want that sausage, it's made of curry i would try that sausage" lol (why did i do this. lol)
If my man got it I'll eat the sausage if you wanna fight me I'll beat you with a sausage I'm a Lil white girl no I aint got no sausage
Grammy goes to jacksfilms
Is that song on I tunes. 😂😂
Faith Gbeneneh i know, it was a joke😂
"Say hi Kwisten"
"Hi Kwisten.."
I really miss them🥺☹️
Gordon Ramsay is quaking!
Crusty McRusty hahaha like
Crusty McRusty so hard
"Its a little burnt but I ain't rascist"
Everyone should adopt this attitude towards bacon. Stop bacon discrimination
This is Cute!!! Hey guys I'm new to youtube subscribe to my channel I'll do the same!!! ♥
Harriet Fondlinson YAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHH HEYYY GURL WASSUP MY FELLOW DIRECTIONER
#burntlivesmatter
Taylia Oztas I love burnt bacon haha
"IM SHORT IM BROWN IM BASICALLY A SAUSAGE"😂😂😂
same
Liza i’m glad you’re here on RUclips because you make me smile when I’m sad
Every Wednesday I think, “ oh yay Liza posts!”
😑😑😑but I forgot she post thursdays!!! Why haven’t I learned😂😂😂
Ikr
Same!!!!
Adorable Baby Animals same 😂
Adorable Baby Animals dolan twins post on Tuesday
Adorable Baby Animals ya lol after scool on Thursday I am so exided
Isn't anyone gonna talk about the song?😂😂😂😂
Sara Matic Aha which one 😂😂
0:56 Itz litty
Kai Lea sausage one😂
I remember the overkill in middle school
Sara Matic idk it was the best breakfast song ever
WILL CRY ABOUT THIS LATER
Ava Bennett hjhh
3:02 Ikr 🤣I love Liza lol
When I first discovered this crazy cute girl she had 4M subscribers and now it's more than 13M..
Love you Liza Koshy!
1:07 me when Liza uploads
Maša Kosednar Same my queen
Maša Kosednar you from Croatia?
Thicc Tuner close :) from Slovenia :)
Maša Kosednar ;-;
Kwisten ❤
I cracked up laughing when she started rapping
Who bopped their head when Liza dropped the beat 😂
ShogunWolf me lmaooooo
ShogunWolf I did loooool btw I love your vids...you're hilarious 🤣😩👌
ShogunWolf meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ShogunWolf 😂😂😂😂😆
ShogunWolf MEEEEEEE LMFAO
Hey Kwisten
Do you know DA WAEEEE??????
DO U KNO DA WAE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you made your profile a fucking meme 😭😭😭😭😭
DO U KNO DA WAE hey I found you in this vid i watch liza as well
Hey kwisten
WAGVEEEEE
KLOK KLOK KLOK
Here When This Video Was Trending
1000 subs no vids challenge yes
1000 subs no vids challenge Same
Liza: call the cutest person in my contacts!
*calling liza...*
OW. HAHAHAHA.
WAIT!! Where are the bloopers ???
“kwisten is used to me making breakfast after a long night together...” LIZAA
Mackenzie Frecloud xx
did they...
@@whatifieatedsoap no
What a Queen of Puns 👸
Jeffy you could say she is an eggspert at making puns
I see you watch SML
Jeffy I love your profile picture so funny Jeffy
UGH
Jeffy very😂😂😂😂
I found out that you had a good RUclips channel so I looked it up and fell in love you are hilarious I I am your biggest fan more than anyone but I'm a little late on your channel so I don't think you make videos anymore but if you do I need to know
unicorn lover she is taking a break of making videos but she’s gonna post again
unicorn lover she’s back now!
Anyone else saw her shirt and was just like “... That is a very strange shirt, friend..”
“Kwisten loves white huevos”
LMAOOOO
Naomi Lopez lol but why is Liza acting like she doesn’t like “white huevos” too😭
Not even been 24 hrs but is trending u go gurlll!!!😁💜🔥
That sausage song tho 👌🔥
"I impregnated you with my eggs" 😂😂😂
That sounds funny, but when I say "I impregnated you with my semen" you lose your shit?!
Homo Sapien HUEEVOOOOOOOOS
*CONGRATS ON 13 MILLION*
Jordan Rivas yea ruclips.net/video/xE7q3ocrs-8/видео.html
Please press this
Jordan Rivas thanks lol
Alexandrio shut the fuck up
Jordan Rivas hahahaha more like 13 people..come on its not that many people on earth
AAliyah Beyonce star Really? Do you have more..?
Liza I literally re-enacted helga in gym today and I even used the voice and everyone in my group in volleyball laughed at me. I was like helga has cut on her arm. Helga got hit with ball. Helga no. Helga does not want. No helga no don’t pick helga. Helga does not like game. Helga does not know how to throw. Helga gets dressed. Helga galled on her face. Thanks Liza I love u so much and I would never live without u. Ur the best.
CAN U PLEAASSSEEEE MAKE ANOTHER EPISODE THIS IS SOO FUN TO WATCH
this has become my favorite part of the week for sure!!
Ok anyone else think the sausage song was really good 😂
Mikayla McGovern yes! I actually sang with her😂
meeee totally loved it😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yasss she killed it🔥
Mikayla McGovern YASSS very lit!✌✌✌👌👍👍✌👌👏👏👏
Mikayla McGovern I thought it was so AWESOME
0:54❤️best cardi b impression ever
U cute
OMGGG Liza you be gettin them raps, you got me jealously dying over here!!❤️️️
When will the sausage song be on iTunes?
Maša Kosednar *your comment just made me realize that if Liza made a good catchy song like Twainz,s llama song, it would be legendary.*
Jenkai really? 😂 but I need this one tho 😂
Adwoa Tum-Tum truuuuu! 😄😄
She has made a legendary song, the period song
No bloopers has the world gone mad😭
Angel latezzz
Don't worry, there will probably be some in the next deleted scenes video. (Right!?)
NOOOOOOOO
Did anyone notice how her sausage challenge was litt🔥
She is not a normal human being
THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER
How does one possess so much Wit
I bet she made it her self
Youth. Robin Williams was the same way and it slows down as you age but you're still fast just not in the same speed as in your youth. she's like how are I acted when I was 18. I'm not even close to this now but when I see her I say "man I used to act that way? obviously I had an off button, she doesn't have one lol
Scott Haselbery um no liza comes up with it
Micoola what is the song at 2:20
Micoola ស្អាតៗណាស់
Actual Content 👏👏👏👏😂
I would have to agree!
Jay Anzaldua Yeah hooray for content that is actual shit!!
Very much agreed
I'M SHORT AND BROWN I'M BASICALLY A SAUSAGE!!😂😂✊🏽
Same
Why is Liza so funny!! ❤️ 💕
My daily dose of Liza
Your *Thursday dose of Lizza
Weekly*
Diego Doyle tbfh
Daily Dose of Internet XD
I think its called I came here from it XD
I like this series. Please keep doing it.
So many cool transitions
ZShaun right 😂
I'm sick rn and Liza still makes me smile love you Liza btw I'm totally not having a Liza koshy binge
LIZA HAS ME LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.
One Click the
Same I love liza
300th like
Not me