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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @sillykyle17
    @sillykyle17 4 месяца назад +2646

    "Is he Canadian?"
    "He's low priority"
    "Is that a yes?"

    • @わたるりんch
      @わたるりんch 4 месяца назад +51

      Thank you for the very useful insight and commentary on the joke of the literal first minute of this clip.

    • @tiananesbitt7156
      @tiananesbitt7156 4 месяца назад +4

      And close to pranking them!😂

    • @hugegamer5988
      @hugegamer5988 4 месяца назад +7

      I’m sorry for this comment.

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂

    • @rebusd
      @rebusd 4 месяца назад +6

      If he is, definitely neither Toronto nor Calgary

  • @Kimlovecrona
    @Kimlovecrona 4 месяца назад +945

    ”House Cures Niceness” is the most House title ever

    • @JohnStrain-eu6eu
      @JohnStrain-eu6eu 4 месяца назад +6

      Absolutly sheer House

    • @peacock
      @peacock 3 месяца назад +12

      that's just House's everyday job

  • @misanthropos6211
    @misanthropos6211 4 месяца назад +2032

    If I could choose one episode of House where they did a follow-up episode to see what happened to the patient, it would be this one. Love to see if he stayed a saint or became a jerk.

    • @sleepy1697
      @sleepy1697 4 месяца назад +160

      Or some middle ground. I'd love for her to be seen adjusting to him being an ordinary level of emotional response. Sometimes upset sometimes happy, a normal balance. Something she is absolutely not used to but has to come to terms with. Could even tie it up by her going to House to figure out if it's normal only for him to notice a symptom she has. The couple has a big fight then he says something like, "I don't care what happens to you, you were always there for me, and I'll always be there for you." Show that even an average person can be a saint when it's needed.

    • @lizacoates6837
      @lizacoates6837 4 месяца назад +29

      ​@@sleepy1697 this is a major very specific projection because we simply don't know and thankfully will never know.

    • @stevedambro5709
      @stevedambro5709 4 месяца назад +13

      I'd like to see what happened with Jack and his siblings. (Whac-a-mole) Like Foreman wanted to believe Jack would take them back - I think the same thing.

    • @teslainvestah5003
      @teslainvestah5003 4 месяца назад +8

      habit is huge, and hard to change. Just the practice he's had of being nice should greatly affect how he behaves.

    • @sleepy1697
      @sleepy1697 4 месяца назад

      @@lizacoates6837 Why is it thankful to get fewer episodes? Do you hate the show that much?

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 4 месяца назад +924

    Man: I no longer like ketchup
    Woman: We're not gonna make it

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 3 месяца назад +104

      "Wonder what else I don't like"

    • @kelleygreengrass
      @kelleygreengrass 3 месяца назад +3

      I hate ketchup yuck

    • @monkeythief5
      @monkeythief5 3 месяца назад +137

      It’s because she realized House was right. She may not know who he actually is now.

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 3 месяца назад +5

      @@kelleygreengrass
      Psycho.

    • @algomez8563
      @algomez8563 3 месяца назад +22

      Her partying on weekends with other guys.

  • @sebastianaltamirano4991
    @sebastianaltamirano4991 4 месяца назад +903

    i liked when kutner had the theory that extreme jerkyness exist hence extreme niceness can also exist, just to call house a jerk and play his game of human evolution

    • @RvEijndhoven
      @RvEijndhoven 4 месяца назад +49

      Of course, while it's funny, Kutner does kinda make House's point for him: House isn't simply a massive jerk because he is just naturally that way. We know from what little background we have on him that he was always an insufferable know-it-all who thought he knew best, but he wasn't a complete jerk. Until his issues with his leg and the constant pain.

    • @MichaelBrown-wx6zq
      @MichaelBrown-wx6zq 3 месяца назад +6

      Existence of extreme jerkness being effective to reproduce doesn't necessarily imply extreme niceness. Thats like saying extremely strong people have an advantage so extremely weak people must have one to. Not theoretical advantages, actual ones that lead to outcompetition.

    • @sebastianaltamirano4991
      @sebastianaltamirano4991 3 месяца назад +4

      @@MichaelBrown-wx6zq no, bc in difference to strenght and weakness, niceness isnt better or worse than jerkness (unless you are quoting the ep but i dont remember it weel enough)

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@MichaelBrown-wx6zq niceness cna be advantageous, weakness can't. Niceness can get you a girl, friends, help when in need and such; humans are gregarious and we don't live in complete isolation having to fend for ourselves.

    • @dariusdareme
      @dariusdareme 3 месяца назад +2

      @@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Not sure what planet you're from, being nice never got anyone a girl.
      That's why they say "Nice guys finish last". Also why there are so many videos/theories about needing to be a jerk to be successful. (steve jobs, tarantino, james cameron etc.)
      Also there's a book on dating - "be the jerk that women love". There is no book called "Be the nice guy that women love".
      Also, on the show, Taub makes a point of this utility:
      "Give me 5 dollars. Kutner gives it to him. - See? Being selfish benefits me."

  • @195516Z
    @195516Z 4 месяца назад +916

    Can you imagine if there was an actual, real place in this country where several doctors simultaneously stand around you to discuss and analyze your symptoms and possible cure in a well-lit, spacious room? What a fantasy!

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 4 месяца назад +80

      It's called being rich.

    • @GibbDibb
      @GibbDibb 4 месяца назад +140

      House has a special diagnostics department which is something that doesn't exist in most hospital
      He takes cases that others cannot solve
      He doesn't have to handle a bunch of cases at the same time

    • @snewsh
      @snewsh 4 месяца назад +16

      @@dars5229 There was that homeless guy they treated...who ended up being a cannable serial killer...

    • @195516Z
      @195516Z 4 месяца назад +3

      @@GibbDibb Thanks for the clarification. That makes sense. I've never seen the show before.

    • @Bezabella21
      @Bezabella21 4 месяца назад

      @@snewsh yeah that episode seemed so unrealistic

  • @peaceful7610
    @peaceful7610 4 месяца назад +224

    God i missed kutner, he was so clever and played house's game to perfection

    • @mangaranwow2543
      @mangaranwow2543 3 месяца назад +36

      Scenes like this makes sense why House didn't want to accept that Kutner outted himself. He was a brilliant doctor and House admired that.

    • @halicritters9478
      @halicritters9478 3 месяца назад +27

      Kutner didn't miss. That's why he died.

    • @peaceful7610
      @peaceful7610 3 месяца назад +7

      @@halicritters9478 Boooooooooooooooo 10/10

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@mangaranwow2543I mean I don't accept it either because the only reason he killed himself was the actor took a different role and they had to write him out of the show

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify 2 месяца назад +5

      @@mangaranwow2543 Honestly, Kutner's death is probably the worst character write-off that I've seen in a show. I don't know why they couldn't just write him off in a way where he just went to work at another hospital. It may be cliche, but it's more believable than what was written.

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 4 месяца назад +273

    "Who do yo think we are, 21st Century America?"
    I will never stop loving this show...

  • @funonthebun7662
    @funonthebun7662 4 месяца назад +426

    It’s Peter Griffin/Gabe Newell

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 4 месяца назад +32

      "You think that's bad? Remember the time I made Half Life 3 out of bacon for Linda Ronstadt?"

    • @richtv1
      @richtv1 3 месяца назад +6

      I was thinking, if John Goodman had a brother...

    • @ZaynneThaWook
      @ZaynneThaWook 3 месяца назад +1

      Peter when he ate all those hamburgers

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 месяца назад

      Gaber Neffin

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 3 месяца назад

      @@richtv1 Total John Goodman face.

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 3 месяца назад +119

    House: "He's happy..."
    Also House: "And I'm taking this personally"

    • @savannahhague4989
      @savannahhague4989 2 месяца назад +1

      How is joy a problem? Shouldn’t it be spread?

    • @globurim
      @globurim 26 дней назад

      ​@@savannahhague4989house already explained. Being too nice can kill you. Imagine you meet a bear and you give it a hug because youre too nice, you die.

  • @DrJamesWilsonMD
    @DrJamesWilsonMD 4 месяца назад +836

    I too am in this comment section

    • @SGTMasterBean
      @SGTMasterBean 4 месяца назад +88

      MORE MOUSE BITES

    • @DrJamesWilsonMD
      @DrJamesWilsonMD 4 месяца назад +76

      @@SGTMasterBean no that is unethical and illegal, cuddy will forbid it.
      Have you tried stupid drug?

    • @SGTMasterBean
      @SGTMasterBean 4 месяца назад +31

      @@DrJamesWilsonMD don’t care

    • @Marko-sy7fn
      @Marko-sy7fn 4 месяца назад +58

      @@SGTMasterBean This vexes me.

    • @DrJamesWilsonMD
      @DrJamesWilsonMD 4 месяца назад

      @@SGTMasterBean let me consult with my new ologist. Dr four men says the brain reacts well to stupid drug. Give the patient 5 milligrams and a bed time story

  • @fundomk1
    @fundomk1 4 месяца назад +541

    "Taub and 31"
    "31...?"
    ".. oh I'm sorry I thought either way was good with you"
    *sneezed the water I was drinking off my nose*

    • @johnsmith-jq1uc
      @johnsmith-jq1uc 4 месяца назад +9

      god i hate it when that happens

    • @arfr3567
      @arfr3567 4 месяца назад +2

      not getting the joke, can u help?

    • @azimtv7419
      @azimtv7419 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@arfr3567House is implying she's bisexual

    • @TheKnightDrag0n
      @TheKnightDrag0n 4 месяца назад +46

      @@arfr3567 13 is bisexual.

    • @HowToKillAliens
      @HowToKillAliens 2 месяца назад

      @@TheKnightDrag0n can you elaborate more?It just made it more confusing

  • @BenEver-n4q
    @BenEver-n4q 3 месяца назад +55

    "But she's loved me, she's always loved me." I hate how much that touches me.

  • @thewiseguy6750
    @thewiseguy6750 4 месяца назад +163

    If every patient was like that, medicine would be so much more rewarding

    • @jayknight1099
      @jayknight1099 4 месяца назад +21

      If every doctor was like that far less people would die.

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 3 месяца назад +6

      @@jayknight1099
      …fewer. Please, come on.

    • @thewiseguy6750
      @thewiseguy6750 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jayknight1099 if House was your doctor you would whine and complain about how he hurt your feelings 😇

    • @Me-ui1zy
      @Me-ui1zy 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jayknight1099 Pretty sure if every doctor was like house far more people would die lmao

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 3 месяца назад

      @@sassenspeyghel4155
      …thank you?
      But in seriousness: people are quantifiable. Water and sand-by-volume are not. (Sand, salt, sugar, etc. are technically quantifiable as granules/whatever macro-scale label of particles. Anything is theoretically quantifiable by particle count, i.e. water molecules, but practically they aren’t, and furthermore, “volume of water” and “number of water molecules” are essentially distinct topics of discussion.)
      Basically: if you can reasonably measure it by count, or are otherwise measuring it by count (whether it’s necessary because it’s a collection of individuals - human or otherwise - or it’s unreasonable to be doing so but you are), it’s “fewer”. If it’s unquantifiable, measured by volume, or measured by weight/mass, it’s “less”.
      “There are fewer particles of sand in this cup than this one.” “There is less sand in this cup than this one.”

  • @TheFinalIllusion
    @TheFinalIllusion 3 месяца назад +99

    People nit pick that the plot lines of the show is predictable. Beyond the point of the show. The dialogue throughout is nothing short of dense, concise, as absolutely hilarious. Brilliant. GOAT

    • @borstenpinsel
      @borstenpinsel 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah imagine the opposite. Patient comes in, is nice. House notices, doesn't care. Show ends. Just 45minutes of patients waiting to be treated by the genius doctor but it doesn't happen - just to have an unpredictable plot... who'd enjoy that

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 3 месяца назад +3

      People that don't enjoy this show probably won't like Detective Columbo, or Sherlock Holmes. People don't come for the plot, they come for the puzzle.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 10 дней назад

      I mean, a show that runs for 22 episodes per season (except for S4) is going to be predictable with its plot lines. One would think people who criticize a show for that would know that before watching it.

    • @pibble9207
      @pibble9207 8 дней назад

      ⁠​⁠@@tjjordan4207ehh. The Sopranos did a pretty good job and ran for a respectable 6 seasons with 13 long episodes, the final season having 21 episodes

  • @Atom-Phyr
    @Atom-Phyr 3 месяца назад +37

    "He's, just, happy."
    "I've got to stop this before it spreads."
    House 101 😅

  • @followerofthechurchofsumi3868
    @followerofthechurchofsumi3868 4 месяца назад +221

    tbf being too mean is just as evolutionary disadvantageous

    • @antithoughtpolice7497
      @antithoughtpolice7497 4 месяца назад +13

      Not necessarily. Depends on the species. Sheep survive if they have enough wool to fend off bites, and if animals are too mean, they lose the pack. Be too naive, you get taken advantage of and/or die.

    • @pinklemon-m5v
      @pinklemon-m5v 4 месяца назад +57

      @@antithoughtpolice7497isnt that what the OP said?

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 4 месяца назад +13

      Isn't that what they were saying? It's a bell curve, and if House can be too much of a jerk, someone else can be too nice.

    • @thepalelibrarian
      @thepalelibrarian 4 месяца назад +16

      Indeed. Humans are a social species. If you're too insufferable, you'll get shunned, and suffer for it. The brain really really doesn't like not getting to socialize with other humans. Ostracization and isolation are painful, to punish that kind of behavior, in the same way positive social experiences feel rewarding to promote collaboration.

    • @jakeCM90
      @jakeCM90 4 месяца назад

      True. That's why autocrats/dictator pretend to be nice and use propaganda because they know it's unsustainable to be shitty to your people without facing any consequences.

  • @dylantennant6594
    @dylantennant6594 3 месяца назад +58

    “Is he Canadian?”
    “He’s a low priority”
    Is that a yes?” As a Canadian, this fucking hilarious.

    • @KeithElliott-zd8cx
      @KeithElliott-zd8cx 2 месяца назад

      "go back to your own country... It's got WAY better healthcare and isn't ran by the mob. Even if you have to buy two first class tickets, there and back, still cheaper"

  • @dustindubbo2892
    @dustindubbo2892 4 месяца назад +28

    Whoever thought of that 31 and either way was good joke in the writers room, I hope they got a raise lmao.

    • @pykor9386
      @pykor9386 3 месяца назад +3

      Anthony actually lost his job for that one. Poor show.

    • @ManifestingShrink
      @ManifestingShrink 3 месяца назад

      @@pykor9386really?

    • @pykor9386
      @pykor9386 3 месяца назад

      @@ManifestingShrink Truly.

  • @Jonyclik
    @Jonyclik 4 месяца назад +58

    no more mr. nice guy

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 3 месяца назад +3

      "Wonder what else I don't like"

    • @THESLEEPYMAN
      @THESLEEPYMAN 3 месяца назад

      No more mr clean

  • @MyWitsEnd.
    @MyWitsEnd. 19 дней назад +6

    1:03
    My grandma has MS and it is literally impossible for her to get mad. She will get sad on the occasion and has a lot of anxiety over her grandchildren’s wellbeing but never once has she ever been angry. It is odd how a disease can cause this

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 10 дней назад

      Wouldn't humanity be better off if the ability to get angry was taken away? It would solve a lot of problems. In fact, one could argue that emotions in general can be our greatest weakness and cause of so many problems.

    • @BonkHazard
      @BonkHazard 4 дня назад

      @@tjjordan4207 That depends on how far that's taken. Emotions in general are responsible for a great deal of our behaviour, desires, motivations, ambitions and so on. It's easy to say emotions cause problems and should be removed, but that's because we can't imagine the alternative, because no one has lived it.
      For example, remove anger and you remove discomfort, remove discomfort and out goes the motivation to fix the small problems inconveniencing us, after a while small problems become big problems and we will still do nothing about it, because it no longer affects us emotionally.
      While our emotions make us do stupid things sometimes, they also encourage us to act, be they negative emotions like anger and grief or positive ones like excitement and relaxation, so the important thing is not to eliminate emotions, but rather to temper the actions they inspire with wisdom both inherited and discovered.

  • @micaeltafari5401
    @micaeltafari5401 4 месяца назад +115

    Did he try the medicine drug ?

    • @mikurusagawa6897
      @mikurusagawa6897 4 месяца назад +37

      No, medicine drug would kill him

    • @musclebro144
      @musclebro144 3 месяца назад +35

      Only idiots would try the medicine drug

    • @Daniel-ot4jg
      @Daniel-ot4jg 3 месяца назад +1

      I gave him stupid drug

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 3 месяца назад +15

      I tRiEd ThE sTuPid dRUg!!

    • @bigfella627
      @bigfella627 3 месяца назад +15

      He needs mouse bites

  • @stephenb2312
    @stephenb2312 3 месяца назад +24

    They cut the earlier part where Cuddy was looking for him all over the hospital except for the place where he wants him to work, why he's there chillin in the ER, lmao genius.

  • @joojr2779
    @joojr2779 4 месяца назад +28

    THE BEST PART OF THE EPISODE WAS CUT OUT!!!!
    YOU MOVED MY BOOK

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 3 месяца назад +3

      "Wonder what else I don't like"

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 2 месяца назад +4

    Guy looks like he's ready to
    Positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry

  • @shalzer7916
    @shalzer7916 4 месяца назад +57

    House Post. I wake.

  • @afortin251
    @afortin251 3 месяца назад +4

    The "Is he Canadian" part made me laugh. Oh to be a Canadian! We're just too nice.

  • @fleetwoodmerda
    @fleetwoodmerda 4 месяца назад +77

    if my wife was that gorgeous I would be unwavering too

    • @NAIF-vq8iw
      @NAIF-vq8iw 3 месяца назад +5

      if your married thank the lord for what you have , i dont have the finance to start a family

    • @fleetwoodmerda
      @fleetwoodmerda 3 месяца назад +15

      @@NAIF-vq8iw I’m not married, just complimenting the actress. Best wishes for you man, hope you can get stability to start your family

    • @NAIF-vq8iw
      @NAIF-vq8iw 2 месяца назад +1

      @@fleetwoodmerda thank you brother

  • @shobley
    @shobley 3 месяца назад +16

    When did a Doctor ever check out a home for toxins? They can barely see me in the office. :)

  • @gab-ni8mt
    @gab-ni8mt Месяц назад +2

    he’s just a chill guy

  • @max16
    @max16 3 месяца назад +13

    The fact she looked down and away when he said he wanted to find other things he did not like says volumes. Run dude. ;p

    • @dogstacked
      @dogstacked 3 месяца назад +4

      @@cathhl2440 it means it implies he doesn't like her anymore think its obvious

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 2 месяца назад +3

      Eh, it's more like she realizes her hubby no longer "nice"

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart 22 дня назад

      I think it's fine. She didn't want to believe there was a medical reason. That's why she reacted. Most likely, he's still one of the nicest people, just not 100% agreeable.

  • @adrian-1923-fzr
    @adrian-1923-fzr 4 месяца назад +15

    that girl walks like a ghost from Supernatural 7:05

  • @RealJDGaming
    @RealJDGaming 3 месяца назад +3

    The way House looked at Kutner like he know the jerk comment was directed at him 😂😂😂

  • @dogstacked
    @dogstacked 3 месяца назад +14

    I don't see anyone mentioning it or I just see confusion, but I'm 99% certain that when he says "I wonder what else I don't like" while staring at her, implies he will divorce her

    • @heyman_niceshot865
      @heyman_niceshot865 2 месяца назад +3

      I don't think that's what he was referring to. He's just focusing on what's right in front of him. But that's exactly what she started wondering. She followed that question to its logical conclusion and became worried.

  • @vincelemaire
    @vincelemaire 3 месяца назад +1

    I can confirm: being too nice is a disease. I found a cure: being fed up. The sooner the better.

  • @TamiJoeris-ge5dg
    @TamiJoeris-ge5dg 4 месяца назад +38

    ROTFL!!!! I've got to stop this before it spreads. 😂😂😂😂

  • @seancarter51
    @seancarter51 3 месяца назад +16

    1:16 what if we are looking at the flu and decent parenting 💀🤣 Man Thirteen really knows house’s humour

  • @smoutezot
    @smoutezot 2 дня назад

    Gets a stroke....'doctors' putting a flashlight in his eyes XDDDD

  • @findaxelfoley8106
    @findaxelfoley8106 4 месяца назад +45

    Its Saturday and your watching House MD

  • @cane6074
    @cane6074 3 месяца назад +4

    The most Midwestern guy I've ever seen!

  • @erizosfunstuff1836
    @erizosfunstuff1836 11 дней назад

    Patient: being nice
    House: and I took that personally

  • @GoldballIndustries
    @GoldballIndustries 25 дней назад

    the malice of "I've gotta stop this before it spreads."

  • @devibezshow
    @devibezshow 3 месяца назад +2

    “Is he Canadian?” is CRAZY

  • @Catstronautgirl
    @Catstronautgirl 3 месяца назад +2

    1:10
    House sounded like a dad 😂

  • @Siberfangss
    @Siberfangss 24 дня назад +1

    House gave her a preview of what her husbands' condition was going to revert to when he said "I don't care."

  • @The_Alpha_E
    @The_Alpha_E 3 месяца назад +3

    2:04 house caught a stray ..

  • @dbassir87
    @dbassir87 4 месяца назад +21

    Kumar is a good doctor

    • @invisiblekincajou
      @invisiblekincajou 4 месяца назад +4

      was

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@invisiblekincajou thanks Obama

    • @invisiblekincajou
      @invisiblekincajou 3 месяца назад +2

      @@oz_jones thanks, but no thanks :)

    • @Grim_Fate
      @Grim_Fate 2 месяца назад +1

      "I AM A SURGEON HAROLD I AM A SURGEON"

  • @thetruther954
    @thetruther954 3 месяца назад +1

    I read about a guy with the “happiness gene”. It’s a real thing. He was worried because his small son got it too. The rest of the world is worried about nuclear war and famine and death from desease and he sits on the couch grinning “like an idiot” day after day. He thought it a curse.

  • @rwwilson21
    @rwwilson21 2 месяца назад +2

    I love Cameron's look on her face when he calls his team 0:54. 'WTF House!"

  • @pinklemon-m5v
    @pinklemon-m5v 4 месяца назад +8

    “For life to have evolved without an intelligent creator.” 😂😂😂

  • @MK-lh3xd
    @MK-lh3xd 4 месяца назад +38

    The stereotype that Canadians are nice is wrong. I speak from experience.

    • @LuukvdHoogen
      @LuukvdHoogen 3 месяца назад +1

      if it wasn't wrong it wouldn't be a stereotype eh?

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd 3 месяца назад +3

      @@LuukvdHoogen no. Stereotypes are generally true, with a few individual exceptions.

    • @LuukvdHoogen
      @LuukvdHoogen 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MK-lh3xd They don't have to wrong I accept. But 'generally true' should be 'generally full of prejudice and comedy'. Otherwise all french should be wearing mime outfits and all Dutch should be wearing clogs.

    • @halicritters9478
      @halicritters9478 3 месяца назад +3

      Canadians are polite. They aren't kinder or more good than Americans. Canadian culture is infested with a general polite veneer. Even being mean is done in a polite way.

    • @chantellylace4174
      @chantellylace4174 3 месяца назад

      ​@@halicritters9478not nice, it's in a deceptive, sarcastic way.

  • @safwankhalid7278
    @safwankhalid7278 3 месяца назад

    Man House's sarcastic humour is the best I miss this show

  • @peteramaranth85
    @peteramaranth85 2 месяца назад

    That look on her face at the end, you know she's hopping it's not her

  • @dhimankakati6991
    @dhimankakati6991 3 месяца назад +2

    Hugh Laurie does have a hint of the RP accent if one listens carefully.

  • @jax467
    @jax467 4 месяца назад +9

    “I have to stop this before it spreads” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 4 месяца назад +4

    “I thought either way was good for you” 💀

  • @Nebulister
    @Nebulister 3 месяца назад +1

    i already know doctor mike would be screaming about how unrealistic this episode is 🤣

  • @melonbar1042
    @melonbar1042 4 месяца назад +7

    House looks good in all black

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire 4 месяца назад +9

    Only now am I realizing that's John Goodman.
    Edit: It is in fact not John Goodman, it is a man named Paul Rae.

    • @Terminator879x11
      @Terminator879x11 4 месяца назад +1

      Nah it’s not. I see the resemblance, but Goodman’s pitch is deeper, and I think he might be taller.

    • @AutumnOnFire
      @AutumnOnFire 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Terminator879x11 I have looked back and you're right. I have made the edit.

    • @nanashi1173
      @nanashi1173 3 месяца назад

      That's embarrassing

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Terminator879x11 It turned out that Roseanne was the problem all along.

  • @regretfullchief8866
    @regretfullchief8866 3 месяца назад +4

    He's nice?
    Better quarantine him then

  • @USMC49er
    @USMC49er Месяц назад +2

    He got hit with the Flanders virus.

  • @emmiii-ir3qe
    @emmiii-ir3qe 4 месяца назад +7

    13 is my second favorite character but I can't even remember her actual name in the show 😂

  • @Osiris-.-exe
    @Osiris-.-exe 9 дней назад

    Always loved this show.

  • @iRazenrak
    @iRazenrak 3 месяца назад +9

    There's a disease that makes you a great singer?

    • @MizumD
      @MizumD 3 месяца назад +1

      Kinda, Williams syndrome. One of the traits of it is perfect pitch. Check out videos of it, it a wild genetic disease.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 2 месяца назад +1

      Celiac Dionism.

  • @JustChickenShorts
    @JustChickenShorts 4 месяца назад +3

    I had a stroke but my face was fine

  • @100bulletsmiranda9
    @100bulletsmiranda9 4 месяца назад +3

    i have belief that wii can just boil this gatorade in here.

  • @moocow323
    @moocow323 3 месяца назад +1

    Was this reuploaded?

  • @bald_ai_dev
    @bald_ai_dev 4 месяца назад +2

    31... What a genius joke🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoelRyanQuinn
    @JoelRyanQuinn 3 месяца назад +2

    I've forgotten, was House's crack about 13 being 31 was because he recently learned she was bisexual and could therefore "go either way"?

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 2 месяца назад +1

      Yet he couldn't work in a 69 joke.

  • @starkillerisbetterthanturt4191
    @starkillerisbetterthanturt4191 4 месяца назад +56

    I dislike houses point here, and especially his caveman analogy. Sure, the caveman who smiles at the spear does because he was stupid, not because he was nice. The cavemen who find and share food, shelter, and water because they're nice? Who face threats together because they care for one another? They live the longest. House is a misanthrope, and he's way too smart to be out here trying to justify it

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 4 месяца назад +13

      All good things in moderation, as they say. Be nice and helpful, but don't let yourself be taken advantage of. Be on guard against strangers, but don't go looking for a reason to kill someone. Know when to run, but also know when to stand your ground.

    • @antithoughtpolice7497
      @antithoughtpolice7497 4 месяца назад +3

      It's not necessarily niceness, it's because community means survival. Niceness is survival.

    • @finestnostalgia
      @finestnostalgia 4 месяца назад +6

      Stupid or nice it doesnt matter... that caveman had the lowest survival rate out of the 3. House's point is valid.

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial 4 месяца назад +4

      House’s point is that hes *too* nice, yeah those other cavemen are nice, but the cavemen who stays dies because he was too nice just like the patient is *too* nice

    • @Trebor74
      @Trebor74 3 месяца назад +1

      If the caveman was stupid not nice then he wouldn't have offered to make him fondue.

  • @GoatMan2
    @GoatMan2 20 дней назад +1

    They cured Peter Griffin.

  • @jackiefallsforyou
    @jackiefallsforyou 3 месяца назад +4

    4:33 Fun fact those are the last ones I heard before getting kicked out of a hospital

  • @Salty_Berserker
    @Salty_Berserker Месяц назад

    He had the Ned Flanders Treatment

  • @cracknoir8397
    @cracknoir8397 2 месяца назад +1

    House cures every one but not his leg character script for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @srijanvalmiki2891
    @srijanvalmiki2891 3 месяца назад

    Put That chess kid and this guy in a room😂😂

  • @tropics8407
    @tropics8407 4 месяца назад +3

    Oooohhhhh. They cured the niceness 😬

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA 3 месяца назад +5

    This episode vexes me

  • @roamer1389
    @roamer1389 3 месяца назад

    0:01 they can't hide the symbolism anywhere can they?

  • @GizmoBeach
    @GizmoBeach 3 месяца назад +2

    This is one of the few House episodes I just don’t look forward to seeing, for some reason. Don’t know what episodes were scuttled because of the Writer’s Strike, but this one seemed like a plug-in for something a lot more interesting, part of a larger arc.

    • @Bluew0lfie
      @Bluew0lfie 2 месяца назад

      Would of been a good one for sure

  • @pinklemon-m5v
    @pinklemon-m5v 4 месяца назад

    “Im not worried”

  • @danieltaom
    @danieltaom 3 месяца назад

    I can't not see this guy as the outlaw in the shack in True Grit.

  • @nanashipersonne4151
    @nanashipersonne4151 3 месяца назад +1

    It‘s funny that he says run all these tests and the patient gets no say in the health costs. Is that normal in the US? I usually get informed how much it costs first.

    • @pissmade
      @pissmade 3 месяца назад

      Yea, it’s normal if you have insurance. The hospital talks directly with insurance, not the patient, about costs.
      If you don’t have insurance, you get free charity care. Again, cost doesn’t matter. So they don’t bore you with it.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 месяца назад +2

      Not the point of the show, this being a crime drama masquerading as a medical drama

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 4 месяца назад +35

    There is something wrong with someone who's too nice. They're usually two-faced & have no problem manipulating others.

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 4 месяца назад +12

      Or they could just be nice people.

    • @Goresmog
      @Goresmog 4 месяца назад +14

      You are paranoid lol

    • @StrawberryTurnipGerkinApple022
      @StrawberryTurnipGerkinApple022 4 месяца назад +9

      Blud is actually Greg house

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 4 месяца назад +2

      Bro thinks he's snarky.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 4 месяца назад +4

      Manipulative people have the outward appearance of being nice, but they aren’t actually genuine. This guy was just too genuinely nice.

  • @mavetyan
    @mavetyan 3 месяца назад +1

    ... six months later they divorced.

  • @bigbadbill0071
    @bigbadbill0071 3 месяца назад +2

    Wasnt there another patient like this later on??

    • @lunarro7
      @lunarro7 3 месяца назад

      are you thinking about Season 5 Episode 13 Big Baby where the teacher had patent ductus arteriosus and had to do awake brain surgery while getting annoyed by Cuddy's baby

    • @lunarro7
      @lunarro7 3 месяца назад

      stress would cause her to relax instead

  • @arenuzzle6282
    @arenuzzle6282 2 месяца назад

    I aint paying for medical bill for nice ness

  • @TheGrottoGirl
    @TheGrottoGirl 4 месяца назад +3

    Can someone explain to me the syphilis storyline? I'm failing to connect the dots

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart 22 дня назад

      I think when Syphilis, an STD was on the board, then the team speculated House might also have it, because he was too much a jerk. (It causes brain damage, and death if untreated for years) So then House, as he does, played a "jerk" practical joke, and when Kutner secretly tested House, it came back positive. Except House "planted" the false test result, to mess with the team, and so Amber interrupted the well laid plan.

  • @ParadigmZwei
    @ParadigmZwei 3 месяца назад +2

    Is it bad that I find House increasingly relatable over time?

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 2 месяца назад

      My spirit animal jumps between Ralph Wiggum, Gregory House and Kermit The Frog.

  • @0Aarya0
    @0Aarya0 3 месяца назад +6

    0:37 since I'm Canadian that really offended me house to be honest I'm always kind he's not wrong-

  • @RJSTEVENS89
    @RJSTEVENS89 4 месяца назад +4

    2:00 This was awesome

  • @robertwoodruff8491
    @robertwoodruff8491 3 месяца назад

    What I dont understand is why he is in the hospital to begin with. "There is no symptoms." Why is he there to begin with? You dont go to the hospital for niceness.

  • @tkirchmann
    @tkirchmann 3 месяца назад +4

    Taxes cured me of niceness.

  • @shawnreedKAG17
    @shawnreedKAG17 11 дней назад

    Knight meet Sarcasm, meet Duelist meet Avatar 😬 How's college?

  • @mattfirth987
    @mattfirth987 20 дней назад

    I use to think this was john goodmans brother

  • @negativezero8174
    @negativezero8174 2 месяца назад +1

    Poor Peter griffin

  • @Karina_F_7878
    @Karina_F_7878 3 месяца назад +1

    Wait, I am SO confused. Is it House who doesn't have Syphilis, or the patient who doesn't have Syphilis??? I mean, obviously the patient, but why do they keep referring to House as not having it?

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart 22 дня назад

      It was a practical joke, kind of a Plot B in the episode. The team secretly tested House, thinking that could explain House's personality, but House planted a false test, because he usually is a jerk.

  • @osmos2017
    @osmos2017 3 месяца назад

    Don’t know why everyone $&@(‘s on House. House puts in 200% effort while everyone else stands around at turtle speed/56% energy and hating on House. I’d be scowling all day if I had no colleagues on my level either.

  • @NeoDeity
    @NeoDeity 2 месяца назад

    I have no enemies ahhhhhh

  • @sushilbhandari4068
    @sushilbhandari4068 3 месяца назад

    I stand by the principle 😅

  • @BenTheDonater
    @BenTheDonater 4 месяца назад

    what’s this episode