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Harley is the jewist Jew that ever jew'd. Anti Rittenhouse cause the the pedo was also a Jew. Turns against Hyde to suck off the cuck iDubbz. Etc etc etc.
I believe it was two years ago (couldve been last year tho) at Galveston Bay, we were fishing out on a pier of some kind and one guy decided he wanted to go shark fishing. He had the whole setup, pole, thick line, a good 5 ounce weight, and a net to beat all. We were fishing when another gamily decided to start feeding the seaagulls so of course the flock grew from miles around. Eventually there were seagulls everywhere, and mister shark man was not done fishing just yet. He whipped his pole back and gave it one of the best cast ive ever seen. The hook, the bait, and weight sailed thru the air in a perfect arch right into a seagull. I turn just in time to see the puff of feathers and the bird go top side down into the water and float off into the ocean. Farewell and god speed seagull 🫡
50:30 The olive paste at Schlotkys was diced olives drained, then garlic butter and some oil (might have been olive oil) with some herbs that was hand mixed. I worked there in high school and had to make that all the time. I wish I could remember the exact ingredients but this is nearly 20 years ago
Woody is literally just the most annoying and socially disconnected podcast host I've ever came across. I've never missed someone not being there as much as I miss when Woody becomes a chair.
I'm glad everyone feels about woody the way I've always felt basically everything he says is so asenine and thoughtless. Taylor is smart but has bad takes sometimes, Kyle is smart in his own ways but has bad takes often. Woody is the worst of both with little to no silver linings atleast the others bad takes are usually meant in jest
@Greendawn-di3dl There are no bad takes, just bad hosts. Woody and Kyle are in those catergories to me. I am listening to the 200's and one of the episodes Woody calls himself an 8 out of 10 in terms of social skills, delusional. Every single topic he brings up is a way for him to speak about HIS life. Kyle on the other hand is fine back then, but ever since the late 500's to now he is honestly so irritating. I dont care if he is high, but I am sure thats the reason. He has become woody from the 200's I previously mentioned.
I had a friend who was stationed at the naval base in King's Bay, GA and it was so funny bc he was like "Ok I'll tell you what Im guarding here but I shouldnt tell you. Its missiles." Which I couldve found out by searching the military base lol
when i lived in boca raton FL, i was taking the garbage out in my apartment complex. when i walked outside i saw a goose jumping in the air and slamming its head on the ground repeatedly to kill itself. i think it was hit by a car before hand and trying to put itself out of its misery. but it was traumatizing to see
Years ago a bird repeatedly flew full-speed into a glass window on my house. I think it did it about 3 times before dying. It was a big window with no blinds, so either the bird thought it could fly through it or it was trying to kill itself.
@@SavingSoulsMinistries holy shit I've seen it too, it was slamming its head on a rock and eventually just flopped around making a weird noise before going down. outside a hospital of all places, so I had a grim twinge of humor mixed in the back of head, especially since the others nearby just kept strutting around and being geese without seeming to care
As the son of the mother of two cats I was always the dispatcher if they brought injured animals home. Either boot stomps to the head or pellet gun point blank and it's never fun but considering it's the best option for a rabbit with it's guts hanging out you do feel better after even if you have to cry first
Why boot stomps? That’s more brutal than just shooting them with a pellet gun also would Kyle be considered a sociopath or psychopath for not giving a fuck about birds?
@@derpstick5467who the fuck cares about birds dude? Boot stomps on small animals would do the job fine. I had to kill rats all the time that owls or cats would drop in my yard. It sucked if you stomp their head with your heal they don't really make a death squeel so that was the way I did it. Hearing things die is never fun though
Speaking of weird things youve heard, i was at st. Ignatius hospital and me and 2 of my friends heard a child scream. No children in the building and it was coming from the side of the hospital away from the houses at like 11pm. So it could be a child hanging out in the nuns quarters across the way but i doubt it
I had to go pick something up I had left at my high-school like two days after graduation and even then I was thinking "fuck this I gotta get in and out as fast as possible"
11:09 Am I the only one who just doesn’t believe Kyle when he says things like this? That he hit a teacher and got away with it Edit: after hearing him talk about it even more/describing it, I now believe him even less
My favorite will always be the corvid flying alongside my car for a while, going ahead and behind repeatedly, and finally deciding to pass me close; immediately got sucked onto the windscreen and just POOMF pieces were everywhere. Thought they were brighter than that...
Kyles lawyer was trash... plead guilty to intent to distribute instead if getting convicted of possession... i dont think a jury would convict on intent
eating fat doesn't make you fat woody, i mean eating too much of it might not help, but it is the fat in combination with low quality meat, breads and sugars. We can have lots of well raised animal fats in our diets and it will not hurt us. shit grains and sugars, "seed" and "veggie" oils will kill us
EVERYONE SLEEPSMON A THIN CRUST HONEY BBQ SUACE WITH CHEESE AND PEPPERONI from dominos specifically (i dont live in NYC anymore and Pizza Hut has nosedived in quality in the last 5 years to make dominos the top of the fast food pizza food chain
Another question: so since the same people who own Taco Bell owns Pizza Hut and KFC isnit the same like chicken and meat and stuff in all the restaurants for cost purposes? Or do each restaurant have a separate supplier? Does anyone know?
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Wendigoon seems like the little brother’s friend who gets to hang out with the big kids
I like to pretend they are all sitting next to each other passing the controller around while talking.
and woody has an unplugged controller
Imagine Taylor on Oneyplays. He'd crush them with his alpha presence.
Woody attempting to explain why russia would attack its own pipeline was hilarious.
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@@Yy-ig6fmpost dad-brain
You act like our own Government hasn't false flagged us before.
Why, to make America look bad of course.
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Harley, Josh P, and Wendigoon are the top 3 guest no questions to me
I see your Josh P and raise you a Tucker. He’s a natural part of the show when he’s on.
No one should
Harley is F tier, Canadian liberals are insufferable
@@aiydanfeh he seems to play it safe now and not banter on “controversial” topics. His older appearances are top tier though
Harley is the jewist Jew that ever jew'd.
Anti Rittenhouse cause the the pedo was also a Jew. Turns against Hyde to suck off the cuck iDubbz. Etc etc etc.
When woody said "the girl I slapped"😂 how shocked wendegoon was and then the immediate "she had it coming, long story" from Kyle was gold
man wendigoons moment of processing what kyle said and subsequent laughing fit gives me life at 1:00:01
I believe it was two years ago (couldve been last year tho) at Galveston Bay, we were fishing out on a pier of some kind and one guy decided he wanted to go shark fishing. He had the whole setup, pole, thick line, a good 5 ounce weight, and a net to beat all. We were fishing when another gamily decided to start feeding the seaagulls so of course the flock grew from miles around. Eventually there were seagulls everywhere, and mister shark man was not done fishing just yet. He whipped his pole back and gave it one of the best cast ive ever seen. The hook, the bait, and weight sailed thru the air in a perfect arch right into a seagull. I turn just in time to see the puff of feathers and the bird go top side down into the water and float off into the ocean. Farewell and god speed seagull 🫡
this was a beautiful story. Please keep writing
Bro you come in just in time to help pass the time at work. Big ups pimp
Wendigoon the fourth unofficial member of PKA
50:30 The olive paste at Schlotkys was diced olives drained, then garlic butter and some oil (might have been olive oil) with some herbs that was hand mixed. I worked there in high school and had to make that all the time. I wish I could remember the exact ingredients but this is nearly 20 years ago
"filling a placenta with tannerite in a bear trap"
Christ.... Okay gotta keep woody around 😅
Can we all just agree that woody is the Opie of PKA?
Possibly worse
Just found this while looking for wendigoon stuff and I actually enjoyed this, I'm subbed now lol
Love to hear it
Woody is literally just the most annoying and socially disconnected podcast host I've ever came across. I've never missed someone not being there as much as I miss when Woody becomes a chair.
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I'm glad everyone feels about woody the way I've always felt basically everything he says is so asenine and thoughtless. Taylor is smart but has bad takes sometimes, Kyle is smart in his own ways but has bad takes often. Woody is the worst of both with little to no silver linings atleast the others bad takes are usually meant in jest
@Greendawn-di3dl
There are no bad takes, just bad hosts. Woody and Kyle are in those catergories to me.
I am listening to the 200's and one of the episodes Woody calls himself an 8 out of 10 in terms of social skills, delusional. Every single topic he brings up is a way for him to speak about HIS life.
Kyle on the other hand is fine back then, but ever since the late 500's to now he is honestly so irritating. I dont care if he is high, but I am sure thats the reason. He has become woody from the 200's I previously mentioned.
@@Greendawn-di3dl”bad takes” are just people’s opinions at the end of day. It shouldn’t bother you at all.
@@Waynebruce234 it shouldn't but it does, don't act morally superior it's annoying.
Wendigoon feels like the 4th pka member
I had a friend who was stationed at the naval base in King's Bay, GA and it was so funny bc he was like "Ok I'll tell you what Im guarding here but I shouldnt tell you. Its missiles." Which I couldve found out by searching the military base lol
any podcast with wendigoon ends up being enjoyable, idk why. he got that ad0lf charme lol
If woody were on mute this would be perfect
I like the gameplay in the background 🤗
8:30 woody doesn’t shut up
36:34 this is where you see peak woody intelligence
I fast forward through all his talking. The others hardly react to him anyways.
Wendigoon is already unbelievably handsome but imagine a thinner and/or jacked wendigoon? Won’t be enough ladies for the rest of us.
Calm down, he isn't THAT handsome. Handsome, sure. But you just need to come out the closet, my friend.
Another pka classic
Omfg that squirrel story is one i will tell my grandchildren 🤣🤣
Deference for Darkness is such a great outro choice! It reminds me of "Don't be sad that its over, be glad that it happened"
“Backwards” “behind”
I clicked for the Gameplay
“A couple of grams” sure
Kyles right abt the nukes going off actually as long as they’re hydrogen bombs and not like the ones used in ww2 but larger
Windigoon looks like “We have Brandon Herrera at home”
My dad killed a goose while golfing. He said you could hear the ball connect across the green
when i lived in boca raton FL, i was taking the garbage out in my apartment complex. when i walked outside i saw a goose jumping in the air and slamming its head on the ground repeatedly to kill itself. i think it was hit by a car before hand and trying to put itself out of its misery. but it was traumatizing to see
Years ago a bird repeatedly flew full-speed into a glass window on my house. I think it did it about 3 times before dying. It was a big window with no blinds, so either the bird thought it could fly through it or it was trying to kill itself.
@@SavingSoulsMinistries holy shit I've seen it too, it was slamming its head on a rock and eventually just flopped around making a weird noise before going down. outside a hospital of all places, so I had a grim twinge of humor mixed in the back of head, especially since the others nearby just kept strutting around and being geese without seeming to care
@@SavingSoulsMinistries maybe it was a man reincarnated into a goose against his will
58:25 you just need a license and a 2006 toyota Tacoma.
As the son of the mother of two cats I was always the dispatcher if they brought injured animals home. Either boot stomps to the head or pellet gun point blank and it's never fun but considering it's the best option for a rabbit with it's guts hanging out you do feel better after even if you have to cry first
Why boot stomps? That’s more brutal than just shooting them with a pellet gun also would Kyle be considered a sociopath or psychopath for not giving a fuck about birds?
@@derpstick5467who the fuck cares about birds dude? Boot stomps on small animals would do the job fine. I had to kill rats all the time that owls or cats would drop in my yard. It sucked if you stomp their head with your heal they don't really make a death squeel so that was the way I did it. Hearing things die is never fun though
@@derpstick5467 you do what you have to when time is off the essence even if it's ugly
Speaking of weird things youve heard, i was at st. Ignatius hospital and me and 2 of my friends heard a child scream. No children in the building and it was coming from the side of the hospital away from the houses at like 11pm. So it could be a child hanging out in the nuns quarters across the way but i doubt it
52:13 kyle really goin hard on taylor
this channel is better than WoodysGamerTag
In mexico I had a pizza with pepperoni, chorizo, and jalapeno. It was the best pizzia I ever had.
Taylor should’ve broken out the cliff Hutchinson bit when Kyle was talking about the pigeon
I had to go pick something up I had left at my high-school like two days after graduation and even then I was thinking "fuck this I gotta get in and out as fast as possible"
NOT JUST WOODLAND ALL OVER THE PLACE
big ups to pkacc
Did the one guy take a course on how to sound like joe rogan lol
Loving the ds3 gameplay. What is with the phantom summons though get gud bro
I was drunk
It's fun to play with others
@@splash_067 I'm talking about bot phantoms not jolly cooperation
The odst ending is great
I don’t think we’ll ever see woody off this channel… he probably made a contract and is the brain/money behind all this.. when it comes ad rev lol
11:09 Am I the only one who just doesn’t believe Kyle when he says things like this? That he hit a teacher and got away with it
Edit: after hearing him talk about it even more/describing it, I now believe him even less
33:43 once again Woody has the wrong take. He was jailed, fined, and suspended. Def wasn't a slap on the wrist
Love when woody says the exact wrong thing in his matter of fact I know what I’m talking about voice
Video was interesting until woody started talking
Fun fact: the average American woman weighs as much as one Slowbro
Big ups to PKA Classic Commentary!💊
woody is bizarre 7:50
6:06 that was such a thing in the 90’s. I don’t know if it was just from Con Air or something else, but that was such a fear
The best pizza is ham, pineapple, and jalapeno! The 2nd best is pepperoni, mushroom, and jalapeno!
The best is pineapple, Aura -blue cheese, kebab meat and pepperoni. Second place is probably a margherita.
@@Tunkkisstay where you're at! I'm calling the fukin cops!
Philly meat, banana pepper, onion, spinach, garlic, and truffle oil
Birds are dumb man. I’ve hit more birds in my car than I have any other animal. They could just, FLY AWAY
My favorite will always be the corvid flying alongside my car for a while, going ahead and behind repeatedly, and finally deciding to pass me close; immediately got sucked onto the windscreen and just POOMF pieces were everywhere. Thought they were brighter than that...
I’ve never heard so many atrocious opinions on pizza in a short period of time.
Kyles lawyer was trash... plead guilty to intent to distribute instead if getting convicted of possession... i dont think a jury would convict on intent
He was facing like 40 years and the feds have a 99.99% conviction rate
New set up sucks
pka need to get jon zherka on the show
honestly they should have wings and zherka at the same time
eating fat doesn't make you fat woody, i mean eating too much of it might not help, but it is the fat in combination with low quality meat, breads and sugars. We can have lots of well raised animal fats in our diets and it will not hurt us. shit grains and sugars, "seed" and "veggie" oils will kill us
I hate woody
Golfing in highschool? Who are this guys parents? Clearly someone had it easy even before youtube . Thats literally the richest thing i heard all week
These guys grew up in the rich part of the south. The only one that had any semblance of poverty growing up is Taylor.
EVERYONE SLEEPSMON A THIN CRUST HONEY BBQ SUACE WITH CHEESE AND PEPPERONI from dominos specifically (i dont live in NYC anymore and Pizza Hut has nosedived in quality in the last 5 years to make dominos the top of the fast food pizza food chain
Another question: so since the same people who own Taco Bell owns Pizza Hut and KFC isnit the same like chicken and meat and stuff in all the restaurants for cost purposes? Or do each restaurant have a separate supplier? Does anyone know?