beginning: this is actually pretty good. 9 minutes later: this is a lot of meat.(throw away the skin) 14 minutes later: it hurts (caused by gas bubble) 18 minutes later: nausea kicks in 22 minutes later: MIA for 30 Seconds. 25 min: finish this is what competitive eating is all about. first bite is enjoyable, then it just keep going all the way down to painful torment you really fight all the way through till the end. thank you for doing this for us. some part of me think you go and throw up during that 30 sec and some part of me don't think so. But I don't really care if you throw up or not because you FINISH the Turducken. you did it for us, and that is something I really appreciate. You deserve to be a champion man! stay save! stay strong! and stay hungry!
Yuxiang Li you’re just jealous lol. This guy wins eating competitions where they eat in front of people. He is legit. The others eat on tables up to their chin because they are hiding something.
There is no such thing as a protein deficiency, Humans do not need macro-nutrients to live, There is are Amino acid deficiencies but you can get amino acids from foods that contain zero proteins, same with EAA's, EFA's and BCAA's. There is no such thing as a protein deficiency, carb deficiency etc.
call up ur homie matt. Tell them to halve the time since you had to get a helper. Smile as they are astonished at Matt's destructive powers of fast easting!
Hi im from 2020 came back to 2014 to tell you 2020 sucks still no flying citys no flying car and we got corona virus probloble we will get zombies soon.
+Hawk123 Where are you from? There are no fat people in your country? Anyways if you look very closely...you'll see that Matt Stonie is not fat! Stop stereotyping people dumbass!
+Michael Martin Its funny cause stuffing animals in one another to cook them is a European thing from the middle ages, long before america. Turducken is nothing even remotely new.
I don't know what screams more "America": the existence of a commercial "Turducken" or the fact that one person can eat this in one sitting, in less than half an hour...
Junior Collantes ever notice when someone as ignorant as you can't seem to realize when someone is trolling? You insignificant piece of fecal matter, I am talking about you...instead of being a bigot...read a book. Maybe next time you'll be able to comprehend what is going on, you cancerous human. Adiois, Junior!
In Brazil, we don’t have the tradition of celebrating Thanksgiving, but I find the food from this holiday very appealing. The dishes commonly served, such as roast turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie, seem both comforting and festive. Although Thanksgiving is not part of our culture, many Brazilians enjoy learning about it through movies, series, or friends from abroad. Sometimes, people here host small gatherings inspired by the holiday, mainly for the chance to enjoy the delicious food. I think the mix of flavors and the idea of gratitude make the celebration even more special and meaningful.
christine wilkinson sorry to hear...i really hope there is a permanent cure for the said problem...hopefully you will eat as much as you want...god bless!
Yes, actually. They come from an island located 25 miles off the coast of Peru. It is a very rare bird, but indeed still living. The locals throw parades and festivals to commemorate the might Turducken. I have been to one of the festivals and it was very fun....I ate my weight in turducken btw. I even got to see the conception of a turducken, which was an elaborate and strenuous process of a male duck and chicken having simultaneous ejaculation into the female turkey. I'm glad I could help fill you in on turduckens...its great to see the kids learn about new cultures!
My family has been breeding and raising Turducken for the last two generations purely for this festival! It's actually very likely that if you have been or have ever tasted Turducken, you have tasted my families secret Turducken rub. It's hard competing with the locals, but last year we won Best Of Show with a 26.2 lb Turducken. We're very excited to return in hopes for a back-to-back championship!
Wes Mack How could I possibly have forgotten that legendary turducken?! It was delicious and that secret Turducken rub is quite practically orgasmic. Keep up the good work! I'm looking forward to creaming my pants to the delicious flavor of your turducken again at the festival this year!!
Sahand Noorian Me. Ive been watching Matt Stonie and Randy Santel for the last couple of days. Got inspired and got 3 double whoppers from Burger King but couldnt finish them. I am weak.
Jarrett Pennington for some reason I keep thinking about your comment and thinking, “why not 2 triple whoppers” and even when I’m doing some regular things with nothing to do about this I keep thinking about your comment ;-;
What a BIRDen it must have been to cook that thing but you got it done HENce the video and i liked it even tho some of the commenters thought it was a TURKEY. Dont listen to their wise QUACKS. Just flip them the BIRD with the finger on your right HENd and forget it. Well, i gotta DUCK out now with this CHICK that's been WINGking at me but ill keep CHICKEN out your vids as always cuz i love to see how fast you can GOBBLE up stuff so keep STUFFING my sub box with videos.
Duck: Daddy, what happens when we d!e? Duckdad: You're gonna get stuffed up a turkey's backside and a tiny man is going to eat you in 10 minutes or less Duck:
+rbakbrown Ha-Dou-Ken = Horse + Duck + Goose + Chicken??? You take a horse and stuff it with a duck that is stuffed with a goose which is stuffed with a chicken!
Duck stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, stuffed in a Matt
Matt got it mixed up. It's actually a Cornish hen stuffed inside a duck that is stuffed inside a turkey. Tur = turkey > Duc = duck > Hen = Cornish hen
Altaïr true
انته اكيل
CW Sixx HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
yup that is totally right
No...ITS killing three birds with one stonie.
ahhhh I get it ^_^
Hahahahah
Malcolm E Woods hahahaha 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Malcolm E Woods brilliant! 😁
Malcolm E Woods this is the best comment ever
When the turducken is gonna be expired tomorrow
😂😂😂😂
More like when the Turducken is gonna expire in 7 hours and 26 minutes.
Nah felt more like 30 minutes
Definitely bad by now
Who else enjoys when Matt cooks the food before he eats it
Haha agreeeeed
andrew williams cooked perfect
No I want to see him eat raw rancid meat!..This might make him incredibly ill & teach him a lesson & give up this gluttonous way to earn a living!
+SKYLANDBAK SHUT THE FUCK UP
mee, obviously
beginning: this is actually pretty good.
9 minutes later: this is a lot of meat.(throw away the skin)
14 minutes later: it hurts (caused by gas bubble)
18 minutes later: nausea kicks in
22 minutes later: MIA for 30 Seconds.
25 min: finish
this is what competitive eating is all about. first bite is enjoyable, then it just keep going all the way down to painful torment
you really fight all the way through till the end. thank you for doing this for us.
some part of me think you go and throw up during that 30 sec and some part of me don't think so.
But I don't really care if you throw up or not because you FINISH the Turducken.
you did it for us, and that is something I really appreciate. You deserve to be a champion man!
stay save! stay strong! and stay hungry!
Something tells me you've tried this before
I've eaten like 1/4 of a 20lb turkey and that felt like hell so yeah this takes so much effort to do.
He left during 22 min because the battery was dying in the video camera.
Yuxiang Li you’re just jealous lol. This guy wins eating competitions where they eat in front of people. He is legit. The others eat on tables up to their chin because they are hiding something.
Kate Lama he doesnt sound like he's jealous?
"I've got my water, I've got my gravy" *proceeds to not touch gravy*
Guess he like the turkey as it is
@@pocoseso9551 He didn't want to waste any time eating that Turkey lmfao
Killing three birds with one stone 😎
eating 3 birds with 1 stonie
punny ^-^
+caseyluvsu101 Nailed that joke holy shit
+fanaticz666 Eating all birds with 1 Stone
+The Nightmare Sisters he meant stone as in stonie
Now you stuff that into an Ostrich.
and stuff it inside an elephant and then a blue whale
And a partridge in a pear tree !!!
Then into matt
@@nukyrg5299 🤣🤣🤣
And stuff that into and eagle, then into a dinosaur (dinosaurs are birds)
I’ve never seen anyone eat out a turkey crotch so emphatically. I am impressed, sir.
Watch Scary Movie 2
@@everythingfunny4725 lmao
Doctor tells him he needs more protein in his diet next day this happens.
+Dare Devil Hahahahahahaha
Hehehe
There's no such thing as a Protein deficiency, a doctor would never say that.
There's definitely such thing as a protein deficiency ~LPN
There is no such thing as a protein deficiency, Humans do not need macro-nutrients to live, There is are Amino acid deficiencies but you can get amino acids from foods that contain zero proteins, same with EAA's, EFA's and BCAA's. There is no such thing as a protein deficiency, carb deficiency etc.
Since he stuffed the three birds inside him, shouldn't it be called the Sturducken now?
Matturducken?
Yep matturducken
Hahahhaa im dead 😂😂😂
Matt: 3 hours
Visual: *5 hours later*
Actual time: 7 hours
Graham Tiedtke how do you type and leave spaces like that? I tried and can't do it? :-(
Carrie Winward enter/return
Graham Tiedtke ok/let's try
SneeKy Gaming pet peeve lol.... does it matter? Nah...
@@grahamtiedtke he’s a little kid let him have his fun
5:54 eating that booty like groceries look at the smerk on his face
I had to laugh at that too
Was wondering if anyone else noticed lol
thats the head actually, well the neck opening, he ate the ass first
jose murillo you peeped that too lol
zomg they way he grab it lmao
Turkey usually puts me to sleep. Legend has it, Matt woke up 2 weeks after completing this challenge.
But the Greece doesn't put you to sleep right?
Ok that wasnt funny
@@awakefortwoweeks4770 fitting name
5:55 we all know that smile lol
7:38 when your mom tells you to eat your veggies.
😂😂😂
ded
Stanced so original xD
Lmao
Funniest shit I’ve seen all day
After all that he was still excited to eat pumpkin pie hahahah.
Hahahah
5:54 Matt Stonie Pervert 😂😂 xD
Leg3nds Sh4d0w I was thinking the same thing😂
Hahahaha wht do you mean pussy?lol
@@tasmimtanima2285 haha exactly..
Pussssssssy
Y’all sone lil ahh kids😂
This is hell for vegetarians
Hell yeah :v
Good!
I'm vegatarian and I actualy enjoyed watching this xD
Well then don't watch
Im vegan and i watch all his vids
Going back to watch older videos and I'm glad to see the tradition of ignoring the gravy and other dipping sauces goes back a long way
“This is 2014”. Oh, man😕
Is very old
Miss those good old days
your comment was 2019.
@@MrTiti your comment is a week ago
@@typicalhike8673 your comment is a week ago
I'm watching this exactly 2 years from the release date thinking it's new lmao
+mister3ds1 Holy shit, you're from the future!
Do you own a DeLorean too!
Life-Row-Toll I do as a matter of fact!
That's heavy-duty +mister3ds1 !
+mister3ds1 well if you were watching it in nov 2015 it was uploaded in 2014, that's not 2 years buddy.
If somebody held me hostage and told me i had to eat a 15lb turkey in 25-30min or they would shoot me, i would be dead
***** Lol true
***** The guy then shoots himself in pure disgust.
call up ur homie matt. Tell them to halve the time since you had to get a helper. Smile as they are astonished at Matt's destructive powers of fast easting!
ok then we all know that!
warriordx8 good plan, il remember that for when im in big trouble
“I took on a 20 lbs turkey and Morgan took on a 5 lbs rotisserie chicken”
I don’t know why but that was so funny 😆
after eating this, matt stonie is now 3% turducken.
thisismyusername more like over 10%
Watching in 2020 after 5 years and Matt still looks as usual no weight gain no health issues nothing
It’s 2019 and I’m watching for the first time
me too
I’m in 2020😁
2020
2020
Hi im from 2020 came back to 2014 to tell you 2020 sucks still no flying citys no flying car and we got corona virus probloble we will get zombies soon.
That look at 5:55! LOL
Lol
He ate that turducken puss like groceries
im watching this just after getting home from destroying a buffet...i think im gunna be sick haha
***** I do.
*****
i care also
***** I care. It actually appears everyone else is this "no one" you speak of.
***** I actually want to say I care as well and I hope tyler is okay
***** You are sadly mistaken. Get well soon Tyler lol
when he stopped and smiled before eating between the birds legs I nearly died.
thos were not his lag dude it was his neck.
Woo! Happy Thanksgiving, Matt! We appreciate the entertaining videos you provide for us all!
3 Birds ALL Stonied......
Lucky I wanna be a stoned bird
'It´s already deboned!'
Later...
Gets a stack of bones on the plate^^
You look like you know your Minecraft
Turducken?, thank you America, for your never ending "contribution" to the culinary world.
if it tastes good, then why does it matter that's it's a bit over the top
+master6339 That's why you muricans are so obese lol
+Hawk123 Where are you from? There are no fat people in your country? Anyways if you look very closely...you'll see that Matt Stonie is not fat! Stop stereotyping people dumbass!
+Michael Martin Its funny cause stuffing animals in one another to cook them is a European thing from the middle ages, long before america. Turducken is nothing even remotely new.
+tony soprano Being overweight is a personal choice. It has nothing to do with where we are from.
just know.. that 3 hours and 7 hours is close enough xD
Althewahyu klll🔧🔧🔧🔧🔧🔨🔨💍💍💎💍💎💎💍💎💎🚥🚥🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍨
Mjhjl0pppoook. 🏪🏪🏪🎱🎱🎱🎱🎳🎳🎳🎳
Yaiphabi Ksh Fucking dumbass🙄🙄
Football running plays
I like turducke
No, 7 hours is more than double the length of 3 hours.
7:38 when you see your exgirlfriend
After this he took the worlds biggest shit, followed by the worlds longest nap
😂😂😂
LOL
That's a gigantic lime in that fruit bowl...
+stuckIN801 Pomelo
misterkefir Yea, just another one of my failed attempts at humor I guess.
Don't worry bro I got the joke
DUDE , I FREAKED OUT FOR A SECOND
what the f I thought there wasa spider on my computer
I don't know what screams more "America": the existence of a commercial "Turducken" or the fact that one person can eat this in one sitting, in less than half an hour...
It made me smile so much when I saw him pick up the front half of it and eat it in his hands, it’s what everyone wanted
He has beautifulest eyes ever. Most beautifulist
wut
No such word. most beautiful
u made my cry happy tears from those beautiful words, Mr.Poop Fisher
Butthurt? Don't be ashamed about your sexuality just try to keep it in a low profile and please stop saying those words because I'm not like you...
Junior Collantes ever notice when someone as ignorant as you can't seem to realize when someone is trolling? You insignificant piece of fecal matter, I am talking about you...instead of being a bigot...read a book. Maybe next time you'll be able to comprehend what is going on, you cancerous human. Adiois, Junior!
Mom: "So Matt would you like duck, chicken, or turkey?"
Matt: *"YES"*
Not trying to be a headass but you don't need quoatation marks when you have a semicolon
@@sebastiangflores no u
@@Cubanburrito305 lol
¡ Seb ! - Not trying to be a headass (whatever that is) but it’s “quotation”.
When you ask "whats for dinner" and she says "me" 5:54
Omg😂😂😂
😂
@@johnvanzant2398 You're* a dumbass
I search for this comment
The Gravy: Why am i just here.. just to suffer
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 from Matt Stonie 🍄
matt stonie is the best in the workd i love you .you is very good
Workd
Fuck you guys are dumb
@@zacklyzun be quiet. He/she is obviously not born knowing english.
*English 100*
I actually thought the turduchen was a hybrid bird
😂
How would that work? Are you unaware of the laws of nature?
🤣🤣🤣
@@mr.notsocreative yeah, dudes so bound to the laws of nature that he cant even take a joke.
In Brazil, we don’t have the tradition of celebrating Thanksgiving, but I find the food from this holiday very appealing. The dishes commonly served, such as roast turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie, seem both comforting and festive. Although Thanksgiving is not part of our culture, many Brazilians enjoy learning about it through movies, series, or friends from abroad. Sometimes, people here host small gatherings inspired by the holiday, mainly for the chance to enjoy the delicious food. I think the mix of flavors and the idea of gratitude make the celebration even more special and meaningful.
you are incredible.... also very jealous of you. i have gastroparesis and i can only eat a few bites of food a day cause my stomach is paralyzed
christine wilkinson sorry to hear...i really hope there is a permanent cure for the said problem...hopefully you will eat as much as you want...god bless!
Christine Wilkinson That's awful. I hope there is a cure for your illness. One day you will get to eat as much as you want :)
will smith thank you💚💚 me too!!
Kevin Shadow thank you💚💚💚💚
Loyalty1269 no... i can't eat.. google it
Happy Thanksgiving Matt..You Rock!
If your not stuffed after that, there's something wrong with you..
If the world would ever hit a long lasting food shortage, I think we should lock this guy away to ensure humanities survival.
🤣
He gonna eat the lock to escape 😪😪
I didnt even know Turduckens existed, are they an extinct species?
Yes, actually. They come from an island located 25 miles off the coast of Peru. It is a very rare bird, but indeed still living. The locals throw parades and festivals to commemorate the might Turducken. I have been to one of the festivals and it was very fun....I ate my weight in turducken btw. I even got to see the conception of a turducken, which was an elaborate and strenuous process of a male duck and chicken having simultaneous ejaculation into the female turkey. I'm glad I could help fill you in on turduckens...its great to see the kids learn about new cultures!
My family has been breeding and raising Turducken for the last two generations purely for this festival! It's actually very likely that if you have been or have ever tasted Turducken, you have tasted my families secret Turducken rub. It's hard competing with the locals, but last year we won Best Of Show with a 26.2 lb Turducken. We're very excited to return in hopes for a back-to-back championship!
Janai London you cant be serious..
Wes Mack How could I possibly have forgotten that legendary turducken?! It was delicious and that secret Turducken rub is quite practically orgasmic. Keep up the good work! I'm looking forward to creaming my pants to the delicious flavor of your turducken again at the festival this year!!
Cade Bracken this conversation is the geek
I don't have words after watching you devour this thing.. Actually the only thing that comes to mind is TurDucHen..
I would hate to be in a apocalypse survival with this guy, he'd eat all the rations
Who's just watching old videos in 2017
Sahand Noorian
Me. Ive been watching Matt Stonie and Randy Santel for the last couple of days. Got inspired and got 3 double whoppers from Burger King but couldnt finish them. I am weak.
3012
Jarrett Pennington for some reason I keep thinking about your comment and thinking, “why not 2 triple whoppers” and even when I’m doing some regular things with nothing to do about this I keep thinking about your comment ;-;
and now in 2018
2019 here ^^
That's a lot of food! I wish I could eat half that amount and still stay skinny.
@5:55, Matt tossing that Turducken's salad. lol
Somehow, it just seems wrong (unnatural?) to mix species in a single dish. Is it just me?
I thought the same exact thing
Yes it's just you!..Gluttony has never been right.A deadly sin that few understand!..
+rmwtsou You've never had bacon burgers or surf and turf or ANY kind of mixed seafood dish from an Asian restaurant?
+SKYLANDBAK SHUT THE FUCK UP
+rmwtsou I don't feel like I've eaten if at least three different animals didn't have to die for my meal.
5:57 is when your girl says eat me out
Starving myself just to watch this.
Who's swag home is that? Don't know about y'all but 5:54 was the best part, aside from the cheeky smile. :-D
Ohm Omair أم عمير بارك الله فيك
What a BIRDen it must have been to cook that thing but you got it done HENce the video and i liked it even tho some of the commenters thought it was a TURKEY. Dont listen to their wise QUACKS. Just flip them the BIRD with the finger on your right HENd and forget it. Well, i gotta DUCK out now with this CHICK that's been WINGking at me but ill keep CHICKEN out your vids as always cuz i love to see how fast you can GOBBLE up stuff so keep STUFFING my sub box with videos.
Pretty good man, pretty good. I have a shiny W for you lol
Stop it...
stahp, plez
woodernchairs werent u banned from youtube
lmao at the last sentence
By far the most impressive challenge I’ve seen.
"Blechh! That skin is anythbut good"
Wait, what?
He just ate 3 different species of birds in a single go...
who else is watching this old video in 2018 like me OLD BUT GOLD
Wait a damn minute. I had never heard of a Turducken before in my life. Where the hell do they sell something like that?
"I got the biggest gas bubble right now..."
"and it doesn't want to move."
"It hurts" 😂😂😂
Every indian maternal grand mother want this type of grandson to have 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's too damn cute tbh
well your too damn gay tbh
***** yeah I hope she is that makes her even more gay
***** since she likes him way too much she's really gay
+natalie portman fan bundle plan and you're too damn immature gtfo bitch
Kristal Ortiz not really your immature saying he's cute and stuff that's pretty darn immature honestly
This is my favourite food challenge because it has the word 'Turd' in it.
lol
lol
+缸情王爷 natsu fuyo
thats not very mature! take a leaf out of my book and become ultra mature. hehe. Just kidding.
It pretty looks like a turd if you have a good eye
Duck: Daddy, what happens when we d!e?
Duckdad: You're gonna get stuffed up a turkey's backside and a tiny man is going to eat you in 10 minutes or less
Duck:
I just realize that it's Tur-Duc-Hen not Tur-Duc-Ken.
+Wanlop Anongchanya And next up he'll eat a giant Ha-Dou-Ken!
+rbakbrown Ha-Dou-Ken = Horse + Duck + Goose + Chicken???
You take a horse and stuff it with a duck that is stuffed with a goose which is stuffed with a chicken!
+Ryuzaki ...or just play Street Fighter II! Lol
+rbakbrown hahahha that's exactly how I read that
you just know it's gonna be good when the royalty free music starts playing
When i watch your videos i learn new cooking ideas and it give me courage to prepare my own breakfast
I like to call it a turdicken, got a better ring to it than turducken.
Hunter DeLeVon
Nice one.. hah
I would love to see him casually challenge some huge dude who doesn't know of him to an eating contest.
7:25 “look at that kids, it’s some stuffing wrapped in a slab of skin” I’m crying I’m laughing so hard it hurts.
Damn, almost lost it a couple times. Still beast mode.
Definition of a medical emergency: Matt Stone eating?
Ksi in the background
“Three birds one stone...Three birds with the one stone”
7:39 MATT STONIE DID THIS THING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE
THIS SHOWS HOW DEADLY THIS CHALLANGE IS😮😮
Nah i think he had done it before. He is fine.
It's just gag reflex dude. And any timed food challenge poses a choking threat
Mad respect! Could tell that you were suffering the last 5 minutes, gagging, but u still ate it for the viewers.
vegan's nightmare
Mandar Khandekar dont let any of them see this vid 🙈🙉🙊
ainto87 I'm a vegetarian and I enjoy watching Matt stonie. 😅
aztaa
He ate huge salads in some of his vids
I watched it anyways
Going to try and find one of these, that looked like it came out very good.
I absolutely love this brand! It's from Lake Charles, Louisiana I believe. It's the only frozen cajun food that tastes like the real thing!
2:31 handsome matt coming through 😅😅
nossa muito bom, não sei como você sozinho conseguiu.. meus parabéns e sucesso ao canal!!!
Ok I officially watched all your video
U didn't use the gravy
Lost Soulz103 creepy picture and name
@@shawntetiller5655 It is a meme
@@muzeyyensevalarabul466 I don't think it was a meme back then lol
@@AR-bp7fe Maybe, I dunno.
He didn't ate the skin too
He didn’t touch the gravy? That bothered me the whole time lol
Me too tbh.
lmaooo he ended up mentioning it at the end
This is like a super power. I am very impressed
Do you have any videos where you projectile vomit or are you just that good?
🤣🤣🤣
watching this while taking a shit
The box said 3 hours, took 7 hours, close enough
Surprised how you tube let this slide through.
I mean matt literally just ate out 3 birds
Holy duck.
its 4 am.. ive been watching you eat for 5 hours now.
dat protein. DEM GAINS.
based joe rogan
I saw this in regular show and I thought turduckens never existed... until now!!
Who needs a human centipede when u have a bird one! 🐦
ItzOrionnn soma will also make it a day 😂😂