The Secret World of “Woke Coke”

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 237

  • @tommyoneill5234
    @tommyoneill5234 День назад +329

    Three new commentary videos in the past 2 weeks... i've been praying for times like these

    • @moooavila
      @moooavila День назад +12

      i feel like ive been transported to a world where everything still sucks but noel’s channel has become heaven

    • @MonkeyLuffy-e7j
      @MonkeyLuffy-e7j День назад

      ​@@moooavila this is just pseudo-heaven. Heaven is when Noel streams again

    • @moooavila
      @moooavila 20 часов назад

      @MonkeyLuffy-e7j to quote a wise man, we’ve been locked out of heaven for too long 😖

  • @jamieprior3117
    @jamieprior3117 День назад +546

    Woke coke should just be called gratitude journalling and a double shot espresso

  • @natel42069
    @natel42069 День назад +122

    Imagine getting "black owned buisness" stamped on your cocaine

  • @harryharv
    @harryharv День назад +419

    Hi dad! Thanks for coming back

    • @lyfii
      @lyfii День назад +1

      😂😂

  • @turquoiseelk6648
    @turquoiseelk6648 День назад +200

    I refuse to do cocaine... unless its ethical and woke

  • @therockbottom5256
    @therockbottom5256 День назад +35

    “We’re having cocaine for brexit” made me laugh mid yawn and I have yawn blue balls now

  • @astroshotit
    @astroshotit День назад +347

    10 seconds in and Noel already called me a racial slur. Thanks Noel!

  • @jblen
    @jblen День назад +65

    All coke is pretty woke. I mean it's hard to sleep when you're buzzing... Or so I've been told

    • @MackenzieNerdyEMT
      @MackenzieNerdyEMT День назад

      Right? Everybody on coke is super woke...for days on end.

    • @ChristianL3399
      @ChristianL3399 День назад

      I'm woke till I gum the bits from the baggie...

  • @senorsac7927
    @senorsac7927 День назад +104

    woke coke is 60mg adderall so i feel like im playing counter strike better

    • @Confluence358
      @Confluence358 День назад +4

      "feel like" is so real 🤣

    • @Yor_gamma_ix_bae
      @Yor_gamma_ix_bae День назад

      Haha high level self awareness . It’s just a feeling.

    • @cheeto4950
      @cheeto4950 День назад

      REAL OMG

    • @reckless8978
      @reckless8978 10 часов назад

      I know you snorted those addies because you said "feel like". Hard stuck silver smh

  • @webe9008
    @webe9008 День назад +14

    6:30 you know what, after the first one i didn't think you would find a good one but I was pleasently suprised when I heard "we're having cocaine for brexit"

  • @bryansteele8890
    @bryansteele8890 День назад +35

    they already have a valentine’s day edition-pink cocaine 🤗

    • @bryansteele8890
      @bryansteele8890 День назад +1

      share with loved ones on ur special day

    • @Chelseabellsiee
      @Chelseabellsiee День назад +2

      yass for the guurlies🩷🩷🩷🩷

    • @rararar4718
      @rararar4718 День назад

      is it fused with red 40? pls say yes

    • @ILLUMINATED-1
      @ILLUMINATED-1 22 часа назад

      @@rararar4718same. we need a new source for red40 before rfk steals it all

  • @jellofan1578
    @jellofan1578 День назад +21

    Been subbed and had no clue this series even existed

  • @YukaAkemi
    @YukaAkemi День назад +5

    I didnt even know u had this series lol gonna go binge them now

  • @rjfaria8454
    @rjfaria8454 День назад +9

    Sucks Brodies views took a hit from another dudes poor decisions, Noel deserves more love

  • @kendallroyhq
    @kendallroyhq День назад +3

    running errands all day and i got sushi and gt dave kombucha and noel uploaded...NEVER KILL YOURSELF!

  • @Mr.Bongbastic
    @Mr.Bongbastic День назад +15

    Self admition to "scaring the heauxs" is crazy

    • @djsolegit
      @djsolegit День назад +1

      Thank Peggy and Danny Brown for the classic album

  • @ba6639
    @ba6639 День назад +6

    5:48 missed the opportunity to say coquette coke

  • @kiva_kaze
    @kiva_kaze День назад +7

    Noel giving us video appetizers? We're so back

  • @aleisterlilywhite1109
    @aleisterlilywhite1109 День назад +11

    Hell yeah bro! Honestly though…. Learning about the effect the cartels had on civilians’ every day lives is (a small) part of the reason why I quit 😅

  • @frooft6569
    @frooft6569 День назад +19

    Asked my plug about woke coke. Dude gave me gluten free starch.

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 День назад +3

    When he said “I used to do a bit on stage” I thought he meant he used to do a bit of coke on stage lol

  • @NotZedMain
    @NotZedMain День назад +71

    just imagine the marketing for black history month coke
    "BLACK COKE" its so funny dawg

    • @maxbailey9164
      @maxbailey9164 День назад +1

      Touch of baking soda, old family recipe

    • @Chelseabellsiee
      @Chelseabellsiee День назад

      straight up rerock for february

    • @ILLUMINATED-1
      @ILLUMINATED-1 23 часа назад +1

      snoop would do that commercial lets be real

  • @hoveringgray2817
    @hoveringgray2817 День назад +6

    Cressida's parents were savages I'm crying

  • @moreat6withari
    @moreat6withari День назад +6

    noel the type of dude to go silent on youtube for months & then start uploading videos like nothing happened

    • @circle_cut_sandwich9190
      @circle_cut_sandwich9190 День назад

      He ain’t silent tho. He’s just active elsewhere like at TMG or guest appearances

  • @popanda_war2520
    @popanda_war2520 День назад +6

    you smile like you're telling us cult shit and knowing it will get us in, you're aching to get us into the cult.

  • @charlesgeffroy5884
    @charlesgeffroy5884 День назад +3

    Yo just finished your special and after seeing you in SJ months before I gotta say while the set was already fantastic the final product was even better. Somehow you managed to make some of the same great jokes even better for the special

  • @Giya.
    @Giya. День назад +7

    0:14 thats a lie, i love the company lot, its one of my favorite shows

  • @idirbadache4695
    @idirbadache4695 День назад +17

    every joke you make now is a dad joke.

  • @coltonroddy5655
    @coltonroddy5655 День назад +18

    Norl I missed your RUclips so badly

  • @djjezza
    @djjezza День назад +5

    11:11 small batch boofing

  • @crazycatlady6226
    @crazycatlady6226 День назад +1

    Omg imagine it even more dystopian…
    Now we have one of those oldschool television commercials with a way to excited family selling you ethical nose candy, throw one in these also for the ethical special k, u could do one like the ones for Kellogg or something.
    I can just picture it in my mind 🤣

  • @gracemiles3777
    @gracemiles3777 19 часов назад

    Loooove when he does an accent

  • @RileyMorrison-b7y
    @RileyMorrison-b7y День назад +5

    3 desk vids in a row no way in fuck

  • @desiho420
    @desiho420 День назад +1

    LETS GOOOOOO BAYBEEEE ANOTHER NOEL COMMENTARY VIDEO

  • @ゴミ箱のジェームズ
    @ゴミ箱のジェームズ День назад +2

    Miss you so much noel please come back

  • @1lotus.
    @1lotus. День назад +2

    slick electronics to be packaged with sad children pics like they do on cigarettes, just to reinstate the fact that this is a blood diamond... mostly for looks not necessity

  • @colorado7505
    @colorado7505 День назад +5

    Thank you Noel

  • @jamieprior3117
    @jamieprior3117 День назад +4

    His tangent on Conflict free coke is no joke lmao material

  • @yorklovesrush
    @yorklovesrush День назад +4

    “The coCaine will be here at half paaaast”

  • @nickstewart3165
    @nickstewart3165 День назад +4

    RUclips tryna screw you I just had to resub to you and I subbed to you years ago and frequently use RUclips and watch your videos

  • @sparrowhawke8244
    @sparrowhawke8244 День назад +1

    8:35 Like how there’s a plaque in the engine bay of mercedes amg cars that says who built the engine. Should start doing that with iphones

  • @breezebrown2261
    @breezebrown2261 День назад +2

    i work at hell hole amazon and todays my only day off thank you for making me feel something noel lol

  • @hotdogproaudio
    @hotdogproaudio День назад +1

    that re20 sounds like butter on your voice, good shit

  • @Kerrviii
    @Kerrviii День назад +4

    All I needed was the word cocaine to give a like

  • @lotus9870
    @lotus9870 День назад +1

    youtube asked me to rate the vid recommendation and i selected “inspiring”, obviously

  • @RigoMortis42069
    @RigoMortis42069 День назад +4

    ts reminded me of a Facebook post in a shitposting "drugs" group and someone Made a post saying they clean the bad energies from their drugs with incense AND asking ir anybody else did that LMAO

  • @willamccartney
    @willamccartney День назад +13

    black history month coke- its just crack

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 День назад +1

      Why because it’s fried?

    • @willamccartney
      @willamccartney День назад

      @ bc of the war on drugs- they essentially gave white neighborhoods coke and black neighborhoods crack and then make crack significantly more illegal than coke so that they could incarcerate entire black communities while allowing white drug users to get off scot free for essentially the same drug

    • @yourlover444
      @yourlover444 День назад +2

      @@redwiltshire1816 no bc of Ronald Reagan

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 День назад

      @@yourlover444 I was making a joke

  • @Kiwiiismama
    @Kiwiiismama 5 часов назад

    1:32 that’s some Randy Marsh holiday special shit lmao

  • @thejman1332
    @thejman1332 День назад

    this made my year, 2024 baby what a time to be alive !

  • @cadtherine
    @cadtherine 20 часов назад

    Did Noel really drip during the last minute? (Lmaooo bc u cannot have allergies while giving a qwoke presentation 😭)

  • @RadiumX
    @RadiumX День назад +1

    Black history month edition coke lmfao

  • @YungNitrous
    @YungNitrous День назад

    I fuk wit the new haircut homie, looks fire

  • @DKF_oli
    @DKF_oli День назад +1

    people currently in their 50s were hopefully not living it up with blow in the 70s considering 1974 was 50 years ago… they’d have been toddlers, at most. 🙃

  • @LuvLacksViolance
    @LuvLacksViolance 14 часов назад

    I don’t know mannn I remember this party last year and a guy was talking about “””legal lean”” gives me the same vibe and thank god I didn’t take the sip cause I remember them all being slumpt like no tomorrow till the next night

  • @kimina310
    @kimina310 День назад

    I was laughing at the title before I even started watching 😂

  • @marikong123
    @marikong123 День назад +3

    thank you dada

  • @HP--523
    @HP--523 16 часов назад

    This whole thing feels like an episode of Atlanta

  • @icrashedmychevy
    @icrashedmychevy День назад +1

    Noel called me a slur while i said hey to him at a Walmart. Its aight tho

  • @parker.coffman
    @parker.coffman 8 часов назад

    Okay I’ll give it to you the title got me

  • @moniqueharvey1327
    @moniqueharvey1327 День назад +1

    Never been this early Noel thank you for gay batteries

  • @circle_cut_sandwich9190
    @circle_cut_sandwich9190 День назад

    Huge dub of a video imo. This shit done bangs, y’know what I mean? Yurr 🔥

  • @lotus9870
    @lotus9870 День назад

    best series yet

  • @ToothpikcOriginal
    @ToothpikcOriginal День назад +1

    I miss $5 therapy

  • @parisnr1091
    @parisnr1091 День назад

    I thought Noel was being kind with the upload schedule and then I remembered that he now has a kid to feed.

  • @1lotus.
    @1lotus. День назад +1

    Secret to those that can't afford it anyway, nam sayin' - que gta 5 radio meme ... Was this the purpose of tainting the USA supply? Give it the final push for pharma to contain it legally, to re up their profits in the age of plant medicine. It's just business, brother.

  • @ehwhateverilldoitl8ter865
    @ehwhateverilldoitl8ter865 День назад +4

    Noel please don’t leave us, I don’t know what we’re gonna do without a male, edgy, commentary RUclipsr, you’re the only one ❤

    • @kinetikell
      @kinetikell День назад +2

      is this satire? lol

    • @kinetikell
      @kinetikell День назад +2

      (love noel , he’s just FARRR from the only ‘edgy commentary youtuber’)😂

  • @HumeAnn
    @HumeAnn День назад +1

    Ughhh but when's Wokium coming in? Come on guys hurry it up

  • @laurennn9175
    @laurennn9175 День назад

    thank god hes back

  • @carbondate
    @carbondate День назад

    Diameter capacity😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Strayally
    @Strayally 13 часов назад

    Batteries joke was great

  • @Comman6o.Bran6o
    @Comman6o.Bran6o День назад

    I really enjoyed that virdeoo- Crusofadick❤

  • @micatalysta
    @micatalysta День назад

    I SAW THAT SNIFFLE BEFORE THE TRANSITION

  • @janesk1
    @janesk1 22 часа назад

    i would listen to the company lot but im busy and its too depressing

  • @SaltNBattery
    @SaltNBattery День назад

    Noel, I'm gonna miss you when they send you home.

  • @tariqochana5955
    @tariqochana5955 День назад +1

    Soo you're telling me that there's someone out there on twice my wage doing what I do in my free time
    Games gone chat

  • @bmgfrmn
    @bmgfrmn День назад

    Thank you Noel 🙏🏻

  • @jsbuilds434
    @jsbuilds434 День назад

    I get notification for this but not company lot episodes

  • @RileyMorrison-b7y
    @RileyMorrison-b7y День назад

    I used to pray for times like this

  • @tobp
    @tobp День назад

    I got an ad for deliveroo right at 7:10, it must be true 💀

  • @Shneens
    @Shneens День назад +3

    swag

  • @c_c_mtg_
    @c_c_mtg_ 3 часа назад

    ethical shneef goes crazy

  • @rosebud5788
    @rosebud5788 17 часов назад

    thanks noel good video

  • @cat.a.lacking
    @cat.a.lacking День назад

    14:36 I’d fucking hope not dude they’d all be children💀

  • @anthonyzamarripa2758
    @anthonyzamarripa2758 День назад

    He’s backkkkkkkk

  • @kaycartier2245
    @kaycartier2245 4 часа назад

    The nose, knows. Let them have it. 😂

  • @lydiagrow9520
    @lydiagrow9520 День назад

    idk, the team-lead on the boofing line's making some solid points

  • @kitkatfiend
    @kitkatfiend День назад +1

    we would watch company lot if you danced around for a little bit

  • @12Mparry
    @12Mparry День назад +32

    where's your buddy?

  • @Th3oSK
    @Th3oSK День назад +1

    But where’s the company lot ?????

  • @TheQuarterMilein
    @TheQuarterMilein День назад

    Would not have gotten this idea to steal if it weren't for this video

  • @smokecheddathaassgetta
    @smokecheddathaassgetta День назад

    Father Noel has returned

  • @nikolateppe6763
    @nikolateppe6763 День назад

    When did u get the feature to let ur liked get to the next k😂😂

  • @PappaMustafa
    @PappaMustafa День назад

    Your accent is on point

  • @kensyre
    @kensyre День назад

    That Kimberly process coke.

  • @R1v0rian
    @R1v0rian День назад

    Oh we are so back

  • @georgiaoshea9808
    @georgiaoshea9808 7 часов назад

    i watch it !!!!! i love it

  • @VVv-zv1nc
    @VVv-zv1nc День назад

    how do you even know what conditions they work in?

  • @krv3
    @krv3 День назад

    We still love you company lot yay nole

  • @ambermolina6412
    @ambermolina6412 День назад

    This is literally someone’s dad 😂

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange День назад

    Is that a Juno 60 behind Noel??