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I used to be uncut but never extended
I’m not chinese
are there uncircumcised ones too?
hi
ima nut
finally they used the intro
They've used it before.
2nd time theyve used it
fake cold ones fan
GUYS i mean again* finally they used it again
....thats the "intro effect"
Excited for the old ones rebrand in 23 years and 7 months
excited for the yogurt effect
Old Ones 👩🦳👴
They should be sealing wine for this right now
metal gear solid 4 if it was good
23 years? They're already in their 30's they're old ones now.
that clip of chad walking across the street with the robot dog absolutely killed me. i cant stop laughing
Fr though why tf he got motion like that
Chad is living in the future while the primitive troglodytes ogle at him in confusion.
justice for grog dog
Did U die
@excalibur2038 fr motion like what?
Im for some reason very relieved to see the robo dog survived because i was genuinely kinda sad about it in the last video it died
Cold ones should start a cannabis company in America and import Australian bush genetics. GIVE ME DA AUSSIEKALOIDS NEOOOOOOW
You wont make it in the wireback wars
I've been noticing Darcy is getting more and more chaotic like he's getting to the point where usually where he would cut the video he's just letting it go like two children that had too much sugar they're just running it out we are either going to have a psychotic Darcy episode or a really drunk Darcy episode
Chad being genuinely surprised the child friendly sticker maker doesn't print violent or sexual images is funny to me
All of his prompts were actual shit
That toy looks amazing. the shit we would of came up with as kids....
@Foxexar No it doesnt, it looks like AI. Not awesome.
it printing a child after he said epstein was fucking crazy
@oogooboggins5956This is such a braindead, cavemen opinion lmfao. Yeah, generative AI is dogshit It harms the environment and steals from artists but just going "If its AI, its bad" is geniuenly retarded. Video game NPC coding has been called AI for decades. "Minecraft is a dogshit slop fest because they use "AI" for their npcs!!!!!!" Would be something you would agree with if thats your opinion. Broaden your horizons, brother. Mutliple AIs have proved useful medically, a system used to detect changes in sourdough or some shit like that proved effective in detecting cancerous cells way earlier than other methods. This shit is the future...
"AI slop box for kids" is hilarious thats that modern atrocity effect
Anyone who buys that for their kids should go to prison
@wumbojet because you're scared of stickers?
It’s so cool I want it
thats the yogurt atrocity effect
@JACpotatosno because kids that get used to using ai that early are gonna be absolutely restarted when they grow up
thats the max silent effect
hope he’s ok :-(
@pseudolog1cayah same, prolly just off that day
Noticed this too, didn’t seem too much in the mood to be filming
@maxxiemanyahhh hope max is doing well!
@thefrogmagician9866Same, only hoping the best for my favourite drunk Aussies
I dont even know why, but Chad walking the robot dog while wearing the stupid speed shoes is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Max might've been a bit less involved but I think he still said and did enough to be entertaining, loved old turtle quote, fire blasting from wands and chad walking his robo dog at the end.
That Max guy's checked out
Ian leant him some if his meds
@chilibeer3912LMAO don’t clest me
The tiny hats have ruined Australia
Taste peely
@termiterasinHail tom sewell
grog dog might be the best thing the internet has seen in years
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
28:33 omg he came back to life
Let's gooooooooooo
What
Max was not committed to this video 😂😅
Seemed quiet compared to his regular behavior.
Bro turned himself into a cherry blossom to avoid committing to the bit, but Fat F*cking Petard saved the day.
Max looks like he doesn't enjoy doing this channel anymore, it's apparent not only in this video
Yea, he seemed over it before the video even started
@qrouYeah I feel that too. Like he had enough of alcohol and testing tictoc gadgets which I can understand honestly 😂
19:20 ChadGPT
Unfortunately, Chad is wrong.
To put it simply: Most pressurized gases absorb energy as they expand.
This energy is usually taken from surrounding thermal energy.
It's the Joule-Thompson effect.
You get the Joule-Thompson effect.
that's the joule-thompson effect
that's the Joule-Thompson effect
not enough specification. be a nerd or be loser. so far you are a minion of the devil
Thats the Jewish Thomas effect.
Why did it seem like max wanted nothing to do with this video at the beginning
Wasn't drunk enough yet
The entire video tbh
That's nothing new he's always the one to say he doesn't gaf about the challenges if they're too bothersome for example. I prefer that over some fake enthusiasm
this video was pretty trash compared to all their other stuff tbh
buy the patreon mate he was plenty funny
Chad hurting himself and almost burning down the studio with the Elder Wand is pure cinema
Mfer I got a bald head
30:10 I wonder what his invention is
It’s on Patreon
@undeadfury55I hope he patented it before. Putting it on there might be putting it into the public domain
So basically its
That's right, sooo it was something like
So basically its a gift. That's why it's called the present
19:58 Chadgpt lol
Honestly not a bad answer tipsy on the spot lmao
9:33 haters will say this is darcy
I love the let me be clear 😂
Looks like billy mays
Chad fell off
So sad to hear chad died before the ad😔
i just accidentally yogurt effected in my pants
but did the yogurt affect your pants?
@GrimlandCS it had the effect of me needing to buy new pants
Teehee
@f@forsenshorseWimp you should’ve worn them like I did when I purposely yogurt effected in my pants and walked around in them like a real man to assert my dominance 🧍♂️😤
Could be worse- that could have resulted to a "Lil' fella"
that’s the yogurt effect
Nice try
@SethHixiethanks
that’s the thanks effect
That’s the effect effect
@ericinadomi thanks
20:20 that frame is way too perfect to exist for only a millisecond LOL
19:10 Finally, THE Cold One
That's the clanker effect
Wire back
Darn techNecks
Battery muncher
Those dirty code flingers
New gsupps flav, shit shocks ur tongue
The dog walking bit had me laughing harder than I should have
am i crazy or did max seem sad in this one
Just tired after going chimp mode the previous two videos.
Idk to me he looks high- I kinda act like that when I’m blitzed
@lynnjackson9674He still spoke coherently and clearly lol
He was kind of off
Could be burnout?
“I’m not a nerd”
All collect Pokemon cards and play old school RuneScape lmao
Absolutely obsessed with the way Max has been saying “măn” recently
I thought I was the only one they noticed
19:26 That’s the Chadgpt effect
Holy Mountain pfp 🔥
@Chickenboy-pg4lzTop tier knowledge
Max casually giving the whole crew a PTSD episode at 23:35
can you elaborate
@GRamerDimmax got fuckin destructive in a previous episode
@GRamerDim Max threw a trashcan with vomit in it onto the set in a prior video
I love when the Cold Ones Testing Inventions That Should NOT Exist, thats my favorite
That’s my yogurt effect
I don't personally drink, but I watch these dudes to relax.
Im an alcoholicholic
They need to do a full episode of just going out in public testing products like they did with the skates. I saw it on another video a while ago and its always just so entertaining seeing them interact in the wild
4:23 that’s the peely effect
peely fortnite
@FalsumVis peely fortnite
Hope max is okay, lots of love to all ❤️
His mum scolded him for trashing the set last time
12:53 I don't see a difference in this scene, I thought I was watching harry potter for a second
Chad would be unstoppable if he got on ozempic
bring grog to canada pls or perish horribly
29:08 cyberpunk 2077
Cyberchunk 2077
Chad’s invention actually sounds so cool
9:12 Chad looking like a sims character
the skates holding up to chads weight is the best add they can ask for lmaoo
why does Chad on the street (ft. Boston AI Dawg) kill me every time😂😂
Darcy was fkn on one today 😂
You can tell Max came to the shoot already "pre-loaded". 🍺
Max looks so enthusiastic and excited about this just lol at his face lolllz
Chad: Burns the house down 🔥
Also Chad: I didn't do it 😢
The robot dog tail pinched his finger, laughed 😂hard at that 🤣
20:30 Maaan, that's the yogurt effect
6:06 Ah, the $100 rasberry pi that prompts chat gpt to make AI slop. If I had something like this to connect to my N64 and print pokemon snap photos it might be worth it
editor is real for the choroq soundtrack
The ending with the dog was hilarious
Max has a deep sadness in his eyes this episode
I was literally rewatching old content lets goooo
thats the rewatching effect!
Darcy: don’t point the wand at anyone ok? Chad: AVADACADAVRA
I like that Max didn't get too drunk :)
How is Darcy not the Patriarch of the Darcy family XDDDD
8:30 I'm absolutely crying at how little Chad understands about how the orb works, he genuinely has no concept of physics I love it
26:01 Caleb Hammer?
i love the new "roll the intro" starter, i think you guys should keep that in the opening bit!
Hope everything good with max
buy the patreon hes fine lmao
6:52 DUDE I AM DYING LOL
Chatgpt❎️
Chadgpt✅️
🤯🤯
that’s the present effect
they REALLY need to use that intro more often. could the editors PLS add it more it’s such a cool intro
The editing of this channel will forever be unmatched. I always watch these stoned out of my fucking mind and every time they go into weird off-topic segments like this it’s like we’ve cut to the b-plot of the episode and are in a whole different location lmao 20:59
I feel like the papameat channel be trying to copy but not nearly as talented 😂
Hardest same. Me and my bro watch them stoned off our faces in a Discord call and it's always the best. :) Truly hard more, cuz we almost die every time.
If I ever get wealthy the first thing I'm buying is a robot dog 🤣🤣🤣
Chad gpt
who's that little guy there
didn't know this channel had an intro until today
Ts the slop effect. They're upset about the cocktail thing, it's NOTHING compared to the Juicero smart juicer that just closed a door on a bag of juice from 8 years ago
14:43 Hey everyone, Shoenice again....😂
thank you cold ones crew for bringing back grog dog
Woah chad lost some weight 9:48
21:08 that was fire
mythical refresh pull
Does anyone know the song that plays at 22:18
Chad walkin around like he got the wrong trousers on.
You should call Richard Richardson's Richard associates
Can we please one of those frames of Chad on skates walking past regular people with refuses to evolve as a shirt. I need it
25:02 the Lord of the Rings orc scene in Fellowship of the Ring when they handprint each others faces 😭
more pressure more hot.
Sometime i wish max would pretend to enjoy his job
8:30 Max and Chad need to up their Warlock skill and conjure their own orbs. I've been using them as background noise while I ponder mine for months now
Looks like they couldn’t afford Chad for the ad this time. Hitting us with that moist critical moment
Ok, as someone who literally has the hair of Chad and the face of Max; I have to say I violently double taked at Max's new beard 😂
I don't know if he doing too good
@IneptOrange He does seem a bit lower energy than normal past few episodes
@AutisticAl To be fair, bro would probably hate people talking about it. Gonna assume he finally got ADHD medication lmao
@IneptOrange I used to take it about 16 years ago in school and it was awful. Though I'm not sure Max has any need to take it as an adult unless he's studying anything
15:12 did Chad dirty 😂
Refused to evolve haha 😂😂
0:35 id invent a toilet that sucks and vents the poo smell from inside the toilet so no poo smell escapes the turd hole.
At that point, just hook the sucker straight up to your ass and no poo needs to even touch the toilet
Genius
Damn that’s the Darcy Reddit effect
Road Trip Adventure PS2 music throughout the video! what a crossover
BASED AF
$599 for a square piece of metal with a faucet. We're living in a society.
Granny Max and chubby gay back again 😊😊😊
Thats the Yoghurt effect
ngl i really wanted to know chads invention, make that an episode
not that anyone sees these post 3- second
19:20 - He's kinda wrong but not actually *that* wrong.
Compression and decompression causes cooling because when you compress something it heats up, because the molecules are packed more tightly meaning they bump into each other with more energy.
It then slowly cools back down while compressed until the gas has the same energy density as the surrounding environment. In chad's explanation, this is the part that he actually explained, just with sloppy wording.
Then, when you decompress it, the molecules get spaced out again, which means the temperature drops even lower.
The result is that the gas escaping the tank is cold, and the tank itself will get cold because the pressure is also dropping inside the tank.
In other words, chad was totally right to say that it's because of the nitro and "the pressure makes it cold". There are more steps to it, but he's not wrong.
I would argue that he was more wrong than right because the compression heats it up and the decompression is what makes it cold.
@TROLOLOLOLO007 It depends on what you mean by heat.
Temperature is a relative metric. Decompression does cause the temperature to drop, but that's not necessarily the same thing as heat, because heat can also refer to the actual amount of energy in a system.
If you mean heat as in the total energy, it's technically neither decompression nor compression that causes the cooling.
If you compress and then immediately decompress something, it will be the same temperature it was before you compressed it. Energy must be conserved. (technically friction could introduce a little bit of excess heat but we're talking an idealized scenario for simplicity sake)
What makes it cold is just waiting and allowing it to cool to room temperature while compressed, because entropy requires that it must be the same energy *density* as the surrounding environment.
If it's the same energy density, but massively compressed, that means that by mass there is very little heat in there, it's just concentrated.
Decompressing it just allows the low-energy molecules to steal energy from the surrounding environment. (in other words, the molecules were already cold and just had no way to warm up)
TL;DR - If by heat you mean temperature, you're totally correct, just with a few extra steps. If by heat you mean the total energy in the system, it turns out that the cooling effect actually just comes from the surrounding air cooling the tank down.
Was coming to say this good explanation
That dog walking just needs to be a short that was the funniest thing ive seen in a minute