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Everything I've learned about celebrities, period. Like the other day, I read an article about how KJ Apa apparently drinks his girlfriend's breast milk and just the fact that I don't think is entirely impossible was enough for my soul to live my body.
The only celebrity couple I admire is Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. like yes, they're public about their relationship on media but they do it in an entertaining way. like that one time where Reynolds greeted her a happy b-day by saying how amazing she is, but in that post he was mostly the one in it as he cropped out half of Lively's face. and when it was Reynolds b-day Lively posted a greeting for him caption "Happy birthday, baby." but in the photo it was mostly Ryan Gosling while almost half of Reynolds' face was cropped out in it, lmao. I swear if those two broke off I would be damn sad, as they're not only sharing the same braincells, but the fact that Lively can post a thing like that without her husband being jealous or anything shows how much they trusted each other and in a healthy relationship compare to the ones in this video (especially Justin and Hailey).
@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 i learned this like 10 minutes after i first saw that he has a wife and kid. He has a video up on ig where he puts her breast milk in his coffee
Megan fox and MGK come off as middle schoolers trying to be edgy and look cool. Very r/iamverybada**. SUPER cringy. Like they literally remind me of these middle schoolers who I used to know. They pretended to be vampires and did stuff just to be edgy and emo but they had never done anything interesting in their life or had any bad things happen to them. So it comes off as very fake and cringy. That's exactly how these two are. Like bro no matter how hard you try no one is convinced you're a vampire.
Love that for Megan honestly, just when the mainstream realized they did her dirty and started to appreciate her, she pulls this - a full blown life action _Twilight × Jennifer's Body x TikTok EBoy Metaverse Crossover Wattpad Fanfic_ in her mid-30s right in front of our eyes. Icon. Eat your heart out Stephanie Meyer. Megan Fox is a method-acting, post-ironic, lyrical miracle, 4D chess, comedy genius.
Im kinda surprised Elon musk and Grimes werent on this list, they definitely had their moments of cringe that make you think whether they were each other’s first partner ever.
the photo edit of priyanka and nick was actually just a joke. people were joking about how both his brothers had their partners with them but he looked lost, so she edited it and joked about it saying she's always with him. i found that pretty funny
Honestly, as cringey MGK and Meghan's relationship is, I don't really mind it as much if everything I knew about their relationship wasn't told to me against my will. And there's no way that Meghan's engagement ring actually has thorns on it. It has to be a prank 😭. Also I find it hilarious that after whatever Shawn and Camilla forced upon the general public, they suddenly broke up a while ago.
I feel like Meghan and MGK are joking a lot of the time. Especially since Meghan has said before that she’s very sarcastic and many people just don’t understand it. Idk a lot of her captions just read as a joke, especially after watching their interview where they seem much more normal comparatively.
@@alc7171 exactly the "and we drank each other's blood" was a joke, it's funny. I always thought their relationship was cute because they just are funny people.
I think what I dislike the most about Meghan Fox and MGK's relationship is that is seems sooo forced. Like, not the love they have for each other, but the whole satanic/edgy "aesthetic" that surrounds it. They kinda feel like that weird kid at school that told everyone they were obsessed over violence, blood and all that stuff to try to appear cooler.
I'm 95% sure that megan fox uses a dart board to determine what she's going to say about her and mgk to the press next it's the riverdale of relationships
my jaw is on the floor rn after realizing ive been pronouncing it wrong this entire time wHY DID I NOT ASSUME ITS BE SAID THE WAY THOSE LETTERS ARE SAID IN HIS ACTUAL NAME OMGGGGG
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When she told that “I am weed” story in her interview I came to the realization that we’ve been holding Megan fox to too high of a standard for way too long😂
@@akiraholland457 same here. She seems like a genuinely nice, cool person. she’s just going through the weird phase a lot of us went through as teenagers but as an adult since she had her teen years taken away from her. I genuinely wish the best for her
just knowing that a grown ass man with children has said *i am weed* fuels my will to live because nothing ive done will ever ever top the cringe level
After how much she was unnecessarily shit on for years, I will defend Megan Fox’s right to be cringey and happy and in love…but also please please can tabloids stop interviewing her and MGK before I regret that stance 😭
Honestly same. I usually just go by the phrase live and let live. If anything I’m just more concerned about the creepy shit Mgk said about minors, especially knowing Megan’s experiences and her feminist beliefs. I hope I’m wrong though because she does deserve to be happy one way or another
@@alyssapinon9670 Exactly, I really don’t care how cringy they are, but MGK is just concerning. Also his fetishization of black women concerns me for his child as well
@@CreativeC13 i've noticed a lot of the megan defenders feel v personal about her and it's giving parasocial relationship idk. she's not a dumb child who cant make conscious, bad decisions like dating mgk as a feminist (altho celebs tend to do most surface level activism) but its also weird no ones acknowledging her own problematic bs like being a massive biphobe (ik shes bi but obv has internalized biphobia).
chris pratt especially cringe for perpetuating the stereotype of mediocre husband who clearly does not deserve beautiful dedicated wife. dont brag about the imbalance of passion/effort in the relationship, dude. be better.
When the category Christian Cringe and just instinctively knew Chris Pratt would be in it. When Twitter was giving him crap a couple months back, I had so many evangelicals chime in and shouting cancel culture like it wasn't just going to be some thing people would lose interest in after a week. And really I'm pretty sure the only reason they even care is because he mentions going to church in interviews sometimes.
it’s like he was trying to do the whole Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’s type back and forth without realizing how much charisma and likability you need in order for that to work
Wait, do y’all remember when he was acting salty about a Twitter poll about which Chris in Hollywood was the hottest and people WEREN’T picking him. His cast mates were even chiming in talking about people were being mean to him or something. It was so ridiculous.
Frankly after all of the shit she's been put through, Megan has earned her 2013 Tumblr Girl Experience™ and I will continue to support her in spite of the consequences
didn't crhis ptrat receive some backlash for the ~she gave me a healthy daughter~ bit cos he has a son with anna faris and the boy struggled with healthy issues like severe brain stuff when he was born (allegedly idk)
The Kavernacle has a video about him and his general weird antics, its really bad. He is either writing whole essays about God, the Military, Hunting (how it felt to kill ?!) or weird jabs at his ex and child with handicap. I honestly think he is just not very smart, no offense lol.
I honestly don't get why people were so triggered about that tweet. like it is now wrong to mention how healthy your new child is? I really don't see it, considering Chris looks happy whenever he's with his son. especially when some interviewer would mention him. so there's no way he was jabbing at ex his wife and child.
I cannot stand that man. Even if he meant nothing by that, there are still so many questionable other things he has done. He is also a shit actor. He plays the most easiest roles and gets the most praise for the bare minimum.
Every time I see Chris Pratt talk about his “perfect healthy daughter” his new wife gave him, it makes me sick. It’s like he’s intentionally trying to make Anna Faris look bad for their son being disabled, as if that’s anyone’s fault or that his son is somehow lesser bc of his disability.
Yea, rudest and weirdest shit ever - he clearly tries to imply something like "See, he is not disabled because of me ! Im a good christian and my genes are PURE." Which in itself is like ???
Ikr so messed up.. he should love both of his children, no matter what their capabilities are/who birthed them. Seems a bit hypocritical to discriminate like that too.. Being that he's "Christian" and all. He of all people should know his God doesn't pick and choose between his children like that. Instead of looking for someone to blame his son's disabilities on, maybe he should accept the way his son came into the world and know that "God" has a plan for everyone involved. I'm not even Christian and I feel like I would be schooling him on this shit. What. A. Joke.
did anyone else cringe so hard over crisp rat's instagram post?? is he bragging about how little he does for his wife?? like why word things that way,, so bizarre 💀
That he's constantly making posts about his marriage feels slightly try hardy given that people were led to believe he was super happy in his first marriage too.
Okay all of these women at my job talk about their husbands like they don't do shit and make their lives harder but like "that's men smh nothin you can do about it." And then I guess Chris Pratt is the husband's side like "yeah I don't do shit for my wife and I create more emotional obstacles than anything else but my wife's awesome and I love her lol :)" Not enough you're not 10 and she's not your mother
i HAVE to inform you all that the other day, my mother mistakenly referred to Machine Gun Kelly as, "Machine Gun Charlie" and i havent been able to stop laughing about it since.
Honestly at this point I feel like MGK and Meghan fox are straight satire. They both know how crazy the media can be and I think they’re just eating it the fuck up and being straight crazy.
9:53 Ouch, in here you can actually see how she pictures in her mind everyone cheering for them, when people just want to eat their beef in peace. Some of these people just live in another reality.
Whatever Chris Pratt posted about his wife: this is not Christian content to cringe about, this is some narcissist and psychopath level shit. That post that you included, him throwing shade at his ex-wife Anna Farris and praising his current wife for a ‘healthy’ child after all the health struggles that his son with Anna Farris has gone through. I can't stand that man and I wonder how he is not canceled yet.
@@GayAndDog I’m a marvel fan but after that post I literally can’t see why anyone in their right mind would defend him or look at him the same. It was extremely disgusting and there are people defending because of what? A role he played? People need to grow up-
@@maryam-nusa the ones I saw defending him were mostly evangelicals crying persecution complex, like him saying he goes to church sometimes is why people gave him crap and not because what he said was at best wildly insensitive and tone deaf.
Y’all all really pulling at stars for him being happy he had a healthy child. It’s like he shouldn’t be happy that his kid is healthy. I don’t get it. Did he say anything about the kid having health issues
Also I’d personally put MGK/ Megan in the high school THAT couple. They go out of their way to say things like “we drank blood” and talk about weed. It really just sounds like high school level stuff to me built for attention
Actually I think that Chris Pratt is the exact amount of cringe that Christians would love, especially with the whole evangelical "I love my subservient wife" vibes of that post
@@bigbearkat2010 don’t they act like pitbulls for him?! I’m always like, “Jesus, take a deep breath people. It’s okay. Recite the commandments and breathe.” They get so high strung.
Niche reference but the more time passes on, the more I believe that his role of a "you should control your woman" and "from now on you submit to me" guy in Brides War wasn't too much of a stretch from reality.
Ugh, gross, he does know the other half of that verse is that if you aren't a good husband, (mutual respect) she doesn't need to submit to you (basically)
@@kimberleywilliams7802 Couldn't agree more! As a Christian and a feminist it frustrates me to see how quickly some people jumped on the opportunity to twist the verse
I think Priyanka’s post was meant to be taken as a joke, since the editing is quite obvious and no big celebrity would do something as stupid as posting on obviously photoshopped pic.
i don’t know much about hailey but i KNOW that no one deserves that i’ve seen countless videos of justin being mean to her and i have no clue why she hasn’t got out of there yet
She IS joking. Megan has always been kinda sarcastic. Read some of her interviews, she has some personality lol. And she’s also into spirituality and stuff like that. These all play a part here
Chris Pratt radiates the worst energy. He's like a man child "I periodically open a jar of pickles" like ugh why is it funny to even joke about being an absolute no effort husband
shawn and camila's fish kissing video has traumatized me so bad that when u put it on screen i had to pause and take a break due to second hand embarrassment 😭😭
dude.... shawn and camila were ALL OVER freakin la, rubbing their rs in everybody's face... like, yes, we know you guys are dating, we got it after seeing the first batch of cringy, fake paparazzi photos, we don't need another 500 of those😩
@@caseyaonso4270 yeah😭 there's even that picture somebody took of shawn&camila walking on a beach and you can clearly see a person telling them what they should do and taking a "paparazzi" photo of them lmaooo
I swear their relationship feels like they only did for public attention as like PR stunt or something the timing was odd and things broke of too quick
It seemed really obvious that Camilla and Shawn were an industry couple, made and enforced by their managers. They did not seem legitimate at all to me. I think that’s what makes them different from the others- they felt fake.
They’re TRYING to be but it’s falling flat. Let’s also remember that Angelina was also kissing her brother on the lips during that time. That put the bar in outer space.
The Priyanka and nick one was a joke. It was done because everybody was commenting on how lonely Nick looked and she sarcastically photoshopped herself in.
The Chris Pratt one is especially awful because he put an obvious emphasis on his spouse "giving him a healthy daughter" when his kid with Anna Faris is disabled. He's disgusting.
@@agalwithnoname Celebrities are not role models, they're just people. It's not their job to be good people, just to gain fame and money, so I'm not sure what your reply has to do with my comment.
Jonas and pryanka have definitely done some awkward cringey things but that example is completely fine. I understood it as a light headed, joking attempt from her side to show some bickering, humor.
the sad part about halsey and g-eazy was that their dynamic was extremely toxic and abusive, and I'm so happy that ashley came out of that and found peace and happiness with her new partner and their baby
That Chris Pratt 'healthy daughter' bit is made even worse by the fact that his first child with his first wife was born very premature and had a lot of health issues as a result. Straight up disgusting.
chris pratt thinks he is funny and quirky like andy and other adorable characters. someone needs to tell him that he isn't before he ruins these characters for everyone
No but between your explanations for Selena and Justing and Shawn and Camila, i had flashbacks of my cringiest relationships as a teenager omg, why was i like that 💀
I like that the volume/tone of your voice isn’t like most others on RUclips. Sometimes it’s overwhelming to hear people with the “traditional” loud energy. You bring me a lot of calm.
I honestly support her but megan, honey we don’t need to know what blood type you drink. I do feel like these two are satirical and keeping an aesthetic going but that’s just my wishful thinking. I just hope she’s happy BUT NOT IN THIS WEIRD WAY LMAO GIRL
i just found your channel and i have to say how REFRESHING you are!! I love commentary videos and as an autistic person this channel is so great for me because you don’t use loud sound effects, flashing lights, and you’re so calm (no unexpected yelling!!!) but hilarious at the same time with original content!! I’m so happy i’ve found your channel THANK YOU!
i believe halsey and g eazy "laid low" because i remember halsey saying g eazy was abusing her (allegedly - have to add this in lol). that couple is a touchy subject
Oof those Justin and Hailee clips are rough. Especially the skateboard one. My husband taught me how to skateboard and he would NEVER ditch me if we were caught up in something. That was so rude of him
A little unrelated but not really, so someone said that Angelina Jolie’s brother looks like a mix between Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox and I can’t stop thinking about it since.
Tbh I feel like Megan got stolen the teenage years she would've liked to have. Y'know, these wild stories, falling deeply in love with a guy, doing questionable things, all of that without the limits teenagers have of course. As long as they do not hurt each other or someone else, they're cool. But I do admit that most things I learned from their relationship were against my will.
Torontonians we rejoiced when Sean and Camilla left the city. Not only does everyone our age "know someone who knows" Sean Mendez and have an unsolicited story about him (accountability, I am also guilty of this), but every time those two would be out in public every local new outlet would write a front page spread about how she was wearing sweatpants.
i think every halsey fan remembers her relationship with g-easy because he was literally her ab*s*r and she writes about the pain he caused her a LOT in her music
I've enjoyed your ranking videos, but this one was by far my favorite. I was intrigued the whole time because you're good at what you do, but also because these people are batshit crazy 😆 I could have watched for a full hour. Love your stuff Casey! Thanks for doing what you do
just a little clarification on the priyanka photoshop thing : there was a running gag about this picture, people made fun and memes about this picture because nick looks like the third wheel and priyanka photoshoped herself after people made jokes about it what makes it much more funnier and not cringe ( of my opinon ).I just wanted to explain that because you said in the video that you don't understand why she did it. Otherwise thanks for this funny video you make laugh so hard :)
I'm shocked Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker didn't make it on the list with the amount of PDA that couple does. Also someone said Grimes and Elon Musk, yes them too.
….it has recently come to my attention that Ye is supposed to be pronounced “Yay” and not “Yee”
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I could’ve sworn it was supposed to be ‘yee’
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gorl how did i ~just find out u have a second channel?! how have i been missing out on this extra casey content for this long 😩
This video was hilarious. . Dababy and Dani Leigh should have been on the highschool tier
everything i’ve learned about celebrity couples has been against my will
Same sis
Everything I've learned about celebrities, period. Like the other day, I read an article about how KJ Apa apparently drinks his girlfriend's breast milk and just the fact that I don't think is entirely impossible was enough for my soul to live my body.
The only couple i like is tom and Zendaya and that bc they are actually cute and not cringe cuz they are private.
The only celebrity couple I admire is Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. like yes, they're public about their relationship on media but they do it in an entertaining way. like that one time where Reynolds greeted her a happy b-day by saying how amazing she is, but in that post he was mostly the one in it as he cropped out half of Lively's face. and when it was Reynolds b-day Lively posted a greeting for him caption "Happy birthday, baby." but in the photo it was mostly Ryan Gosling while almost half of Reynolds' face was cropped out in it, lmao.
I swear if those two broke off I would be damn sad, as they're not only sharing the same braincells, but the fact that Lively can post a thing like that without her husband being jealous or anything shows how much they trusted each other and in a healthy relationship compare to the ones in this video (especially Justin and Hailey).
@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 i learned this like 10 minutes after i first saw that he has a wife and kid. He has a video up on ig where he puts her breast milk in his coffee
kanye and julia's second date article could EASILY be put in tumblr fake story/ fanfic
"And then everyone clapped." Vibes for sure.
yes
I was heartbroken when I heard that plot twist, they in fact did *NOT* all clap. 😔😔😔😔
And who was taking those photos ?
It's giving 3 weed-smoking girlfriends and every tumblr fake story set in a high school.
Megan Fox and MGK are just constant reminders that sometimes, you don't have to share with the class
Lmao 💀
🤣🤣
MGK and megan fox make me believe that we live in a simulation fr
@@diyaroy9449 No it’s just borderline personality disorder
Megan fox and MGK come off as middle schoolers trying to be edgy and look cool. Very r/iamverybada**. SUPER cringy. Like they literally remind me of these middle schoolers who I used to know. They pretended to be vampires and did stuff just to be edgy and emo but they had never done anything interesting in their life or had any bad things happen to them. So it comes off as very fake and cringy. That's exactly how these two are. Like bro no matter how hard you try no one is convinced you're a vampire.
Love that for Megan honestly, just when the mainstream realized they did her dirty and started to appreciate her, she pulls this - a full blown life action _Twilight × Jennifer's Body x TikTok EBoy Metaverse Crossover Wattpad Fanfic_ in her mid-30s right in front of our eyes. Icon. Eat your heart out Stephanie Meyer. Megan Fox is a method-acting, post-ironic, lyrical miracle, 4D chess, comedy genius.
This is the best comment I’ve ever read, thank you.
Wow what a comment, you have a way with words.
@@tyra5998 Just tryna match Miss Fox' energy in those Instagram captions. I might get there...one day.
None of these words were in the bible
@@sophiehell9877 hahahahaa. That was funny.
It's like Megan fox is writing a fanfiction based around her and mgk's relationship.
Fr, I was so hyped for her return to pop culture, her comeback could have been SO good but I just can't take her seriously anymore
Her relationship w MGK is just a really bad Ao3 fanfic
@@ThatOneKidd_ no, its a wattpad story lmao
@@chiefpurrfect8389 she is coming back? She left at some point?
Bruh I loved her in Jennifer's Body but WTF even is this relationship?! It's so cursed I can't...
Im kinda surprised Elon musk and Grimes werent on this list, they definitely had their moments of cringe that make you think whether they were each other’s first partner ever.
elon has kids from previous marriages😭😭😭
the funniest moment in the grusk saga was when musky tweeted ‘pronouns suck’ and grimes replied with ‘please elon this is not your heart’
@@Everysinglepersonismyenemy she started the "i can change him" movement💅🏽girlboss fr
@@yoshita4140 a very ambitious project
@@yoshita4140 and he left her with one too 😭
Megan fox and MGKs whole relationship feels so unreal like the things they do and say are what you find in y/n insert fan fictions on Wattpad💀
Megan Fox's mother sold her to Machine Gun Kelly to pay off her drug debts
@@anne.eyewitness NOOOOOOOJDJSJDJDJ
@@anne.eyewitness BAHAHAHAHAADJLKADLK NOOOOOOOOOO 💀
They feel like a parody of a romcoc couple...
TRUEEE
the photo edit of priyanka and nick was actually just a joke. people were joking about how both his brothers had their partners with them but he looked lost, so she edited it and joked about it saying she's always with him. i found that pretty funny
Yaa 😂😂 man that was funny
Yeah tbh I never saw that before but assumed it was just a joke
That is funny
Me too and i think it was forat edited by fan😅
I swear right now every Indian is like "aise kaise bol diya isne APNI Priyanka ke baare mein" 😃😃
Btw just a joke
Imagine having to live through your worst wattpad nightmares through your dad and his fiance. That is the life of MGK's daughter.
Oh god the realization. That poor girl. Also Megan Fox has kids too so they also have to deal with that
Poor girl I know even she’s probably cringing at their realtionship too
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@Nonaya Bidness i'm so disappointed in myself for understanding this comment
@Nonaya Bidness THIS WAS SO RANDOM?????
Honestly, as cringey MGK and Meghan's relationship is, I don't really mind it as much if everything I knew about their relationship wasn't told to me against my will. And there's no way that Meghan's engagement ring actually has thorns on it. It has to be a prank 😭.
Also I find it hilarious that after whatever Shawn and Camilla forced upon the general public, they suddenly broke up a while ago.
I feel like Meghan and MGK are joking a lot of the time. Especially since Meghan has said before that she’s very sarcastic and many people just don’t understand it. Idk a lot of her captions just read as a joke, especially after watching their interview where they seem much more normal comparatively.
the ring is definitely a joke because someone found the actual ring mgk got her and it has a standard diamond band. it’s honestly really pretty.
@@alc7171 Yea, Megan IS Jennifer's Body - That edgy, dark comedy, vampire vibe is literally just her thing. Its funny tho how people take the bait.
@@alc7171 yeah I wouldn't be surprised if one day they just go "we're doing this because we think it's funny" or smth
@@alc7171 exactly the "and we drank each other's blood" was a joke, it's funny. I always thought their relationship was cute because they just are funny people.
i’m going to cry if i learn anymore info about mgk and megan fox that i didn’t want
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@@caseyaonso4270 casey please i’ll give you all the weed. all of me.
@@caseyaonso4270 Do it, you won't
It's just against our will and its uncomfy
@Ethan Hebert how... are we supposed to know... something is written about mgk and megan fox... unless we read it
I think what I dislike the most about Meghan Fox and MGK's relationship is that is seems sooo forced. Like, not the love they have for each other, but the whole satanic/edgy "aesthetic" that surrounds it. They kinda feel like that weird kid at school that told everyone they were obsessed over violence, blood and all that stuff to try to appear cooler.
This!!! They're going to break up over something petty i know it.
@@cozycasasmr4510 they gon break up bc of bad vibe energy
cannot believe i left the 666th like on this comment specifically lol
I'm 95% sure that megan fox uses a dart board to determine what she's going to say about her and mgk to the press next it's the riverdale of relationships
riverdale of relationships lmaooo
The Riverdale of relationships- omg im- 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
@@GH23d7sL45 I feel like it's real, but they both like to troll the media
@@GH23d7sL45 it feels and looks genuine to me but its very goth tumblr couple from years ago that it just seems so unreal lmao
THE RIVERDALE OF RELATIONSHIPS
"And then we drank each other's blood." Holy shit, there's no way I'm not ending every story with that line from now on
Omg same
Better have a line of “i am weed” for the whole experience
😂
Casey pronouncing "Ye" as "Yee" instead of "Yay" is glue that holds us all together ❤
my jaw is on the floor rn after realizing ive been pronouncing it wrong this entire time wHY DID I NOT ASSUME ITS BE SAID THE WAY THOSE LETTERS ARE SAID IN HIS ACTUAL NAME OMGGGGG
she sounded like a pirate. I was cackling lmaoooooo
@@caseyaonso4270 lmao i was thinking it as "yee" like yeezy
YOU DON'T SAY IT LIKE "YEE"?????
Its the new wattpad
The fact that Chris Pratt has 2 kids, and mentioned a baseball card as his second greatest treasure blows my mind. And I am not a mother.
its giving ableism 😣
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Celebrity couples' posts are the definition of oversharing like ok I'm happy for you but...please
like u might be famous but i promise we dont really want to know all of that 😭😭😭
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same energy as high schoolers making out in the hallway in front of the lockers like so happy for you but i need my textbook
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
When she told that “I am weed” story in her interview I came to the realization that we’ve been holding Megan fox to too high of a standard for way too long😂
I think she's cool but she just needs a lot of therapy.
Being that sexualized sure leaves damage.
Her cred has gone WAYYYY down from all these interview’s she’s done.
@@akiraholland457 same here. She seems like a genuinely nice, cool person. she’s just going through the weird phase a lot of us went through as teenagers but as an adult since she had her teen years taken away from her. I genuinely wish the best for her
I mean I think it was kinda funny.
I think she is just trying to be funny and no one is understanding
just knowing that a grown ass man with children has said *i am weed* fuels my will to live because nothing ive done will ever ever top the cringe level
HE HAS KIDS???????
@@caseyaonso4270 Yep, she's 12 snd probably dying o embarrassment
@@caseyaonso4270 Fun fact: so does Megan. She's got THREE.
@@caseyaonso4270 Oh Casey. You need to do a deep dive. He's gross.
@@bridget663 yes! I wouldn’t mind them being cringey and happy and in love if there wasn’t so much sus information about MGK
After how much she was unnecessarily shit on for years, I will defend Megan Fox’s right to be cringey and happy and in love…but also please please can tabloids stop interviewing her and MGK before I regret that stance 😭
Honestly same. I usually just go by the phrase live and let live. If anything I’m just more concerned about the creepy shit Mgk said about minors, especially knowing Megan’s experiences and her feminist beliefs.
I hope I’m wrong though because she does deserve to be happy one way or another
@@alyssapinon9670 Exactly, I really don’t care how cringy they are, but MGK is just concerning. Also his fetishization of black women concerns me for his child as well
@@bucketonfoot oh god he’s one of those people too? This keeps getting worse and worse.
Megan deserves to be happy and in love but not with him
Cringey and happy is different than normalizing weird and problematic things.
@@CreativeC13 i've noticed a lot of the megan defenders feel v personal about her and it's giving parasocial relationship idk. she's not a dumb child who cant make conscious, bad decisions like dating mgk as a feminist (altho celebs tend to do most surface level activism) but its also weird no ones acknowledging her own problematic bs like being a massive biphobe (ik shes bi but obv has internalized biphobia).
obsessed w casey pronouncing ye like a medieval era pirate
Yee Yee
HELP-
Avast land lubbers, i declare ye to be... CRINGE
MGK and Megan fox radiate "she was fearless and crazier than him, she was his queen and god help whoever dare to disrespect his queen" energy
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IM SCREAMING AT THE ACCURACY
That is so specifically accurate 😭
chris pratt especially cringe for perpetuating the stereotype of mediocre husband who clearly does not deserve beautiful dedicated wife. dont brag about the imbalance of passion/effort in the relationship, dude. be better.
When the category Christian Cringe and just instinctively knew Chris Pratt would be in it. When Twitter was giving him crap a couple months back, I had so many evangelicals chime in and shouting cancel culture like it wasn't just going to be some thing people would lose interest in after a week. And really I'm pretty sure the only reason they even care is because he mentions going to church in interviews sometimes.
like to go out of his way to be like “look how shes looking at me” when hes not even looking back in the phOTO??? ☠️
it’s like he was trying to do the whole Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’s type back and forth without realizing how much charisma and likability you need in order for that to work
@@pudiepieluver chris pratt WISHES he had a personality
Wait, do y’all remember when he was acting salty about a Twitter poll about which Chris in Hollywood was the hottest and people WEREN’T picking him. His cast mates were even chiming in talking about people were being mean to him or something. It was so ridiculous.
Frankly after all of the shit she's been put through, Megan has earned her 2013 Tumblr Girl Experience™ and I will continue to support her in spite of the consequences
Yes. I agree.
Lowkey true. I agree if she’s happy I am happy
yes
Can we all at least agree that it’s going to crash and burn eventually?
@mayhem just… michael bay. google is free
didn't crhis ptrat receive some backlash for the ~she gave me a healthy daughter~ bit cos he has a son with anna faris and the boy struggled with healthy issues like severe brain stuff when he was born (allegedly idk)
yes!!!!! that shit was so weird, i was tossing up between mentioning that or not but decided i didnt want to talk about the son in the video
omg that’s so fucked
The Kavernacle has a video about him and his general weird antics, its really bad. He is either writing whole essays about God, the Military, Hunting (how it felt to kill ?!) or weird jabs at his ex and child with handicap. I honestly think he is just not very smart, no offense lol.
I honestly don't get why people were so triggered about that tweet. like it is now wrong to mention how healthy your new child is? I really don't see it, considering Chris looks happy whenever he's with his son. especially when some interviewer would mention him. so there's no way he was jabbing at ex his wife and child.
I cannot stand that man. Even if he meant nothing by that, there are still so many questionable other things he has done. He is also a shit actor. He plays the most easiest roles and gets the most praise for the bare minimum.
Every time I see Chris Pratt talk about his “perfect healthy daughter” his new wife gave him, it makes me sick. It’s like he’s intentionally trying to make Anna Faris look bad for their son being disabled, as if that’s anyone’s fault or that his son is somehow lesser bc of his disability.
Yea, rudest and weirdest shit ever - he clearly tries to imply something like "See, he is not disabled because of me ! Im a good christian and my genes are PURE." Which in itself is like ???
Ikr so messed up.. he should love both of his children, no matter what their capabilities are/who birthed them. Seems a bit hypocritical to discriminate like that too.. Being that he's "Christian" and all. He of all people should know his God doesn't pick and choose between his children like that. Instead of looking for someone to blame his son's disabilities on, maybe he should accept the way his son came into the world and know that "God" has a plan for everyone involved. I'm not even Christian and I feel like I would be schooling him on this shit. What. A. Joke.
@@m00nrac00n it's giving eugenics.
it was a normal statement. Every parent says 'blessed with a healthy child' after their child's birth.
@@ayushipatil4504 but not when you already have a disabled child from previous marriage
did anyone else cringe so hard over crisp rat's instagram post?? is he bragging about how little he does for his wife?? like why word things that way,, so bizarre 💀
That he's constantly making posts about his marriage feels slightly try hardy given that people were led to believe he was super happy in his first marriage too.
CRISP RAT-
crisp rat. CRIST RAT😭😭😭
Okay all of these women at my job talk about their husbands like they don't do shit and make their lives harder but like "that's men smh nothin you can do about it." And then I guess Chris Pratt is the husband's side like "yeah I don't do shit for my wife and I create more emotional obstacles than anything else but my wife's awesome and I love her lol :)" Not enough you're not 10 and she's not your mother
Crisp Rat 🐀💀
i HAVE to inform you all that the other day, my mother mistakenly referred to Machine Gun Kelly as, "Machine Gun Charlie" and i havent been able to stop laughing about it since.
Shit I audibly cackled at this one 😭
oh my god I'm laughing out lout at this and I don't know why
old comment but machine gun charlie is definitely his name now and he has no say in the matter
12:16 NO NOT THE TONGUES EW
the way the only clip of it i could find has that random zoom in like….. i dONT NEED TO SEE IT ANY CLOSER PLSSSSS
Honestly at this point I feel like MGK and Meghan fox are straight satire. They both know how crazy the media can be and I think they’re just eating it the fuck up and being straight crazy.
I feel like they're for sure taking the piss but I do believe they love eachother
Anything that wasn't Shawn & Camilla seemed more loving than them
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9:53 Ouch, in here you can actually see how she pictures in her mind everyone cheering for them, when people just want to eat their beef in peace. Some of these people just live in another reality.
'and the whole bus clapped'
julia fox really tried to play the "and then everyone clapped" card
It’s so desperate 😭🤣
Whatever Chris Pratt posted about his wife: this is not Christian content to cringe about, this is some narcissist and psychopath level shit. That post that you included, him throwing shade at his ex-wife Anna Farris and praising his current wife for a ‘healthy’ child after all the health struggles that his son with Anna Farris has gone through. I can't stand that man and I wonder how he is not canceled yet.
I can't believe he literally said "If I don't get you anything for your birthday just read this insta post, love ya"
Marvel fans defending him is the reason why he isn't cancelled
@@GayAndDog I’m a marvel fan but after that post I literally can’t see why anyone in their right mind would defend him or look at him the same. It was extremely disgusting and there are people defending because of what? A role he played? People need to grow up-
@@maryam-nusa the ones I saw defending him were mostly evangelicals crying persecution complex, like him saying he goes to church sometimes is why people gave him crap and not because what he said was at best wildly insensitive and tone deaf.
Y’all all really pulling at stars for him being happy he had a healthy child. It’s like he shouldn’t be happy that his kid is healthy. I don’t get it. Did he say anything about the kid having health issues
Megan Fox is a smart lady. I feel like she knows what she's doing and she's really playing into the cringe of it all
This!! Thank you. Finally somebody.
They both are lmao, they're trolling people and the people are falling for it, it's funny as hell
She’s living her y/n life and if that’s what she wants i support her tbh but pls i can’t help but laugh and cringe at their interviews
I dont doubt this, but it's also gross lol. I can't live without hearing about how they sacrificed another virgin idk
finally someone understands😭 she has a very particular sense of humor and everyone takes it so literally
saw the title and immediately went “so obviously mgk and megan fox”
Also I’d personally put MGK/ Megan in the high school THAT couple.
They go out of their way to say things like “we drank blood” and talk about weed. It really just sounds like high school level stuff to me built for attention
Right? I knew kids like this in high school. It's very emo teenagers.
Megan is going trough her emo teen phase and i wish the best for her
Yeah it's cringe but it's not to the point where I'm so surprised. I've seen worse
Actually I think that Chris Pratt is the exact amount of cringe that Christians would love, especially with the whole evangelical "I love my subservient wife" vibes of that post
Evangelicals love him in my experience. At this point the persecution complex they have on his behalf is nuts.
@@bigbearkat2010 don’t they act like pitbulls for him?! I’m always like, “Jesus, take a deep breath people. It’s okay. Recite the commandments and breathe.” They get so high strung.
Niche reference but the more time passes on, the more I believe that his role of a "you should control your woman" and "from now on you submit to me" guy in Brides War wasn't too much of a stretch from reality.
Ugh, gross, he does know the other half of that verse is that if you aren't a good husband, (mutual respect) she doesn't need to submit to you (basically)
@@kimberleywilliams7802 Couldn't agree more! As a Christian and a feminist it frustrates me to see how quickly some people jumped on the opportunity to twist the verse
I think Priyanka’s post was meant to be taken as a joke, since the editing is quite obvious and no big celebrity would do something as stupid as posting on obviously photoshopped pic.
It's really funny if it's intended as a joke
i don’t know much about hailey but i KNOW that no one deserves that
i’ve seen countless videos of justin being mean to her and i have no clue why she hasn’t got out of there yet
well we don’t know what’s going on
Maybe she doesn't love herself.
Yeah I didn't know anything about their relationship before now, I hope she can get out of there. What an awful way to live
@@christineharris7950 she's plenty rich on her own she's a BALDWIN and a successful model
@@christineharris7950 Hailey is an obsessed fan of Justin.
I swear to god Megan fox has to be joking. I can’t believe she would wholeheartedly post things that bad 😩
Yesss she definitely seems like she’s joking, like if you actually watch their interviews together they seem much more normal, super high, but normal.
@@alc7171 "Super high, but normal" lmaooo, that such a great description of them.
I think people idealize and idolize Megan Fox too much. She’s freaky. MGK is freaky. If you watch their interviews you’d know.
She IS joking. Megan has always been kinda sarcastic. Read some of her interviews, she has some personality lol. And she’s also into spirituality and stuff like that. These all play a part here
not a single day of peace since shawn and camila's foot pic... it's permanently engraved into my brain
now hold on their WHAT?
@@caseyaonso4270 I just looked it up and shrieked. What is wrong with these people?! Oh my god. I wasn’t ready for that.
I refuse to look that up. No thank you
How could you forget Gwen & Blake? They’ve been serving us the highest level of couples cringe for years. They didn’t deserve a snub!
Their music together…. I have no words
“sorry your not bonnie and Clyde your Samantha and Kyle” 💀
Lol
Chris Pratt radiates the worst energy. He's like a man child "I periodically open a jar of pickles" like ugh why is it funny to even joke about being an absolute no effort husband
Imagine how bad/selfish he is in bed.
exactly, if a woman did this people would be up on her throat
Those photos of julia and kanye scream that tumblr post where someone suggested a cat takes really intimate photos of couples
not megan basically being in a bizarre codependent relationship that we’re all forced to look at
Yes why is no one talking about how its clearly so codependent!
I was thinking this exact same thing
Yikes.
Honestly, they act like they are just really in love.
@@miwfreak4312 NO, NO SANE PERSON WHO SANELY LOVES SOMEONE SAYS that ABOUT AN ENGAGEMENT RING
"ghostly creature," what a flattering description LOL
she really went so i met Casper
@@caseyaonso4270 💀
@@caseyaonso4270 guess she's into cryptids lmao
Was she wrong, though?
shawn and camila's fish kissing video has traumatized me so bad that when u put it on screen i had to pause and take a break due to second hand embarrassment 😭😭
Imao they did it as a joke tho
@@mitalisamdariya6084 that doesn't make it any less traumatizing 😭
@@huhubloom agreed tbh
lmao but did you see the amount of alcohol in the background of that video? they must've been drunk as FUCK lol
dude.... shawn and camila were ALL OVER freakin la, rubbing their rs in everybody's face... like, yes, we know you guys are dating, we got it after seeing the first batch of cringy, fake paparazzi photos, we don't need another 500 of those😩
NOOOOOO IRL TOO???? 😭😭😭
CEOs of calling the Paparazzi on themselves and riding on that "Señorita" wave for like 3 years.
@@caseyaonso4270 yeah😭 there's even that picture somebody took of shawn&camila walking on a beach and you can clearly see a person telling them what they should do and taking a "paparazzi" photo of them lmaooo
I swear their relationship feels like they only did for public attention as like PR stunt or something the timing was odd and things broke of too quick
@@carolinpurayidom4570 my theory is Shawn was hurting bad after Hailey made it official with Justin so he leaned in HARD to the Camilla thing
It seemed really obvious that Camilla and Shawn were an industry couple, made and enforced by their managers. They did not seem legitimate at all to me. I think that’s what makes them different from the others- they felt fake.
Even after three years it still feels just as fake.
exactly
"and they were roommates"
Shawn Mendes is closeted gay
Even mgk and megan who say the weirdest shit feel more genuine than what camila and shawn were doing lmao
Meghan Fox and MKG are just this generation's Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton.
They’re TRYING to be but it’s falling flat. Let’s also remember that Angelina was also kissing her brother on the lips during that time. That put the bar in outer space.
Oh god no please no they are probably the cringest couple the Internet has ever seen
Jesus, those two were more cringier than Fox and MGK.
The Priyanka and nick one was a joke. It was done because everybody was commenting on how lonely Nick looked and she sarcastically photoshopped herself in.
The best part about MGK and Megan Fox is that MGK tried to catch a knife after he tossed it and cut his hand open just to impress her.
God the second hand embarrassment I felt reading this
Its giving cobra kai outside of the dojo fights
Its impressive yes but I did not need to know about it-
Haha he looks like the type that do stupid things to impress girls.
HUH? WHAT THE HELL?? I think I am just going to pretend this is fake for my own sanity
The Chris Pratt one is especially awful because he put an obvious emphasis on his spouse "giving him a healthy daughter" when his kid with Anna Faris is disabled. He's disgusting.
2 years late but WHAT??? ewww ewww that makes it so much worse
i’m currently stifling my laughter while watching this video on the train on my way home from work. the dramatic readings 😭😭😭😭😭😭
have a safe trip home ☺️
The irony of Him&I is just... peak comedy.
Like "cross my heart. Hope to die. To my lover I'd never lie." Then Geazy proceeds to cheat 💀😭
when casey started narrating megan fox's post i went "yeah that's exactly how megan fox talks"
Apparently MGK recently said he purposefully made Megan’s engagement ring to be painful to take off so she wouldn’t take it off. Like wtf!
I was looking for this comment. So fucked.
Insert Cardi B’s: “that’s suspicious… that’s weird…”
They're just trolling everyone. She has a normal engagement ring.
@@jessn.3851 still not funny or anything positive, promotes toxicity no matter how much of a joke it would be
@@agalwithnoname Celebrities are not role models, they're just people. It's not their job to be good people, just to gain fame and money, so I'm not sure what your reply has to do with my comment.
the tier names are always the best part
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I want casey to make an audio book of every single cringe romantic post out there, the voice she makes is the best thing ever.
Her voice is pleasant!
@@nealym.9977 true, she should go into voice acting
megan fox and mgk’s kids are gonna have the craziest bday parties on god
no like why do i want an invite… theyre gonna have some sort of like twilight forest shit for sure and i want in!!!!
@@caseyaonso4270 cabin in the woods but make it ✨🎉🪄
Jonas and pryanka have definitely done some awkward cringey things but that example is completely fine. I understood it as a light headed, joking attempt from her side to show some bickering, humor.
"who does that on a second date..." Girl narcissists who are love bombing you.
the sad part about halsey and g-eazy was that their dynamic was extremely toxic and abusive, and I'm so happy that ashley came out of that and found peace and happiness with her new partner and their baby
That scream from Justin was GUT WRENCHING. If my man yelled at me like that in the middle of a Dave & Busters I would drop to my knees and cry 💀
I love that you pronounce Ye likes its old english, really added some Shakespearean spice to it
That Chris Pratt 'healthy daughter' bit is made even worse by the fact that his first child with his first wife was born very premature and had a lot of health issues as a result. Straight up disgusting.
men's obsession with "fetal health" is truly disgusting
Priyanka is justified in that edit, she's doing what anyone who was a fan of Nick would've done if they were married to him, I love that for her.
“Like who does things like this for a second date!?“ a literal narcissist, babe, it’s called love bombing
chris pratt thinks he is funny and quirky like andy and other adorable characters. someone needs to tell him that he isn't before he ruins these characters for everyone
Probably had a little to do with everyone saying how great he was between 2014 to 2016,
No but between your explanations for Selena and Justing and Shawn and Camila, i had flashbacks of my cringiest relationships as a teenager omg, why was i like that 💀
I like that the volume/tone of your voice isn’t like most others on RUclips. Sometimes it’s overwhelming to hear people with the “traditional” loud energy. You bring me a lot of calm.
I feel like megan fox is trolling all of us at this point like, i really hope that she and mgk are not this weird behind cameras💀
I honestly support her but megan, honey we don’t need to know what blood type you drink. I do feel like these two are satirical and keeping an aesthetic going but that’s just my wishful thinking. I just hope she’s happy BUT NOT IN THIS WEIRD WAY LMAO GIRL
i just found your channel and i have to say how REFRESHING you are!! I love commentary videos and as an autistic person this channel is so great for me because you don’t use loud sound effects, flashing lights, and you’re so calm (no unexpected yelling!!!) but hilarious at the same time with original content!! I’m so happy i’ve found your channel THANK YOU!
i believe halsey and g eazy "laid low" because i remember halsey saying g eazy was abusing her (allegedly - have to add this in lol). that couple is a touchy subject
Oof those Justin and Hailee clips are rough. Especially the skateboard one. My husband taught me how to skateboard and he would NEVER ditch me if we were caught up in something. That was so rude of him
Hope you know those are old and out of context. Do research before you come to conclusions
@@ayanascott33 haha hahah hahahhaha no
@@ayanascott33 girl you’re 9. Go back to school
The rewatchable ability of this video is insane. Girlie is sooo funny
A little unrelated but not really, so someone said that Angelina Jolie’s brother looks like a mix between Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox and I can’t stop thinking about it since.
I’m kinda surprised that Kourtney and Travis didn’t make the list lol
They are the pukiest 🤮🤮🤮
Always coming through with the quality content Casey
Also mgk/megan stress me the f out, CHILL GUYS !
MGK and Megan Fox are the rich version of every gross, greasy ddlg couple you encounter in your local Walmart
Ah, dammit. This is too accurate
okay but finding out that the engagement ring mgk designed hurts to take off? dead
Oh Megan needs to run
Casey calling Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter as "that girl who he writes long passages about" is just🤣🤣
You are extra funny in this video girly. Ly ❤️
thank you 🥺🥺
Tbh I feel like Megan got stolen the teenage years she would've liked to have. Y'know, these wild stories, falling deeply in love with a guy, doing questionable things, all of that without the limits teenagers have of course.
As long as they do not hurt each other or someone else, they're cool. But I do admit that most things I learned from their relationship were against my will.
Torontonians we rejoiced when Sean and Camilla left the city. Not only does everyone our age "know someone who knows" Sean Mendez and have an unsolicited story about him (accountability, I am also guilty of this), but every time those two would be out in public every local new outlet would write a front page spread about how she was wearing sweatpants.
I think Casey's face in the thumbnail collectively displays how we all feel about the start of 2022 in general
Megan Fox's writing is like Chat GPT on drugs.
Something about the late 30's seems to produce adolescence 2.0
mid life crisis
@@vila777_ yeah that
i think every halsey fan remembers her relationship with g-easy because he was literally her ab*s*r and she writes about the pain he caused her a LOT in her music
as a bi, i do remember the song Girls and the brief controversy thereafter. 😩
twitter after that song dropped oml..
I've enjoyed your ranking videos, but this one was by far my favorite. I was intrigued the whole time because you're good at what you do, but also because these people are batshit crazy 😆
I could have watched for a full hour.
Love your stuff Casey! Thanks for doing what you do
thank you sm! glad you enjoyed it :)
There was this couple that ALWAYS made out against my locker in high school and good lord it was painful. Thank you for reminding me
Pls i wanted an hour long video of this😭 this was so good
just a little clarification on the priyanka photoshop thing : there was a running gag about this picture, people made fun and memes about this picture because nick looks like the third wheel and priyanka photoshoped herself after people made jokes about it what makes it much more funnier and not cringe ( of my opinon ).I just wanted to explain that because you said in the video that you don't understand why she did it. Otherwise thanks for this funny video you make laugh so hard :)
It was this video and the comments that taught me its "Yay" not "Yee". In hindsight it makes sense, but thanks for the knowledge.
The master of ranking here to bless us 🙌
“I have questions but I don’t think I want answers,” deserves to be on a shirt. 😂
I'm shocked Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker didn't make it on the list with the amount of PDA that couple does. Also someone said Grimes and Elon Musk, yes them too.