Doug McDermott All 118 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- "We are gathered here today to honor and remember the life of one of the NBA's greatest sharpshooters..."
The assembled group of mourners stood solemnly as the minister paid a final tribute to the man who was, at that very moment, lying in a casket that was waiting to be lowered into a six-foot-deep hole in the ground. Some were gently weeping. Most were standing stone-silent, stricken by grief but attempting not to show it. A small shudder or involuntary tear betrayed the true emotions which they internally wrestled with.
Kyle Korver was dead. While his legacy would echo immortally through the vaults of NBA record-keeping, his earthly mission had been cut short. Whatever of his work remained to be done would have to be done from the other side. And at that moment, the raw pain of losing Kyle Korver the friend was much more real than the joy of remembering Kyle Korver the three-point specialist.
Soon, it was time to give Kyle his final interment. Watching the casket placed in that hole conferred a sense of conclusion that could not be revoked. Once he was cradled in the arms of the earth, in the earth he would remain. Forever.
The minister offered the funeral-goers the chance to place a shovelful of dirt over the casket. It took a while for someone to step forward. Eventually, somebody did. It was Giannis Antetokounmpo.
"Thank you for trying to fix my shot," Giannis said with a smile that was framed by tears. "It worked. It was never as good as yours, though." With a deep breath, he threw a shower of dirt into the hole. After Giannis, more teammates of Kyle's came forward to do the same. Friends, family members, lovers, all took the chance to say their final goodbye. The white casket could no longer be discerned under the layer of brown earth.
That was when the lid of the casket began to rattle. Clumps of dirt danced across the surface and fell to the side. Some of the women in the group fainted. Some of the men yelled out in surprise. The minister's face turned pale white as if he was witnessing a miraculous resurrection like the one described in the holy book that was in his hands. There was the sound of something unlatching. Then, the casket swung open and a man climbed out of the grave.
"I'm Kyle Korver reborn!" Doug McDermott announced, triumphantly holding his arms wide.
"But...Kyle..." Paul Millsap stammered. "He's dead! What did you do with him?"
"I'm standing right here," said a man who was standing in the back of the group and who had not taken the chance to symbolically participate in the burial. It was Kyle Korver. "I've been here literally the whole time."
Paul looked at Kyle, who was clearly alive and clearly not an impostor, and then back at Doug, and then at the minister. The rest of the attendees were doing the same, murmuring to themselves. "But you died! There was an announcement and everything! That's why we're having a funeral!"
"Well, I mean, he did die...metaphorically," Doug said. "His NBA career is basically over. That's why we organized his metaphorical funeral, so that he could symbolically die and I could symbolically become the new Kyle Korver, the guy who comes off screens and shoots 45% from three while being white and handsome."
"It seemed like a real funeral to me," Paul muttered before turning to the minister. "Did anybody actually look in the casket?"
The minister looked around nervously. All eyes were on him. "Well, I'll be! A miracle the likes of which are rarely witnessed in modern times! The Lord truly smiles on us this day. I must write to the denominational leadership at once." And with that, he dropped his bible and took off sprinting across the cemetery.
"Dude, somebody take a picture of me with the casket!" Kyle said, pushing through the stunned group and jumping into the freshly-dug grave. "I can't believe you idiots fell for it!"
"There was an obituary in the newspaper!" indignantly shouted a woman.
Doug laughed. "Newspapers are folding left and right, you know how easy it is to bribe them to print a fake obit? The funeral home took a bit more negotiating, but when I promised I'd do my real funeral with them when the time came, they agreed quick. They even threw in a neck pillow so I wouldn't get stiff lying in there for hours."
"It's true!" Kyle laughed, holding up a zebra-print U-shaped pillow. "Now is anybody going to take a picture or not? Hang on, let me rub some dirt on myself so I really look dead."
Disgusted grievers were walking back to their cars, leaving behind just one: a sad-looking Brook Lopez sitting on the grass with his knees tucked up to his chest.
"Come on, dude, I'm still alive, no need to be so sad," Kyle said consolingly.
Brook sniffled and wiped his teary eyes with the sleeve of his suit jacket. "I thought I was going to be the next Kyle Korver."
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who's here watching after spurs signed him?
+1
Thought I am watching Korver
This man should be taking many more threes right now he's a little over 4 but he should be taking at least 7 he can stroke it.
Plus his off the ball movement is really good I know people talk about guys like Reddick/Korver but he's up there.
You know Pacers are having trouble making plays when you have an old school coach...
and unlike those two, he can jam it good
It's weird cause in college he wasn't even an off-ball player, pretty ball-dominant. He seemlessly transitioned to being an off-ball dude.
Agreed
Upper class pick and popper he be slept on
The video we all didn’t know we needed
Dougie McBuckets Chicago needs him back frfr
Thank you finally somebody agrees with me
@@dougmcbuckets1723 most definitely bro we miss you frfr and you would be the perfect fit in this system we're rebuilding lol
Hell no. They made the start to his career shit.
Welcome back Dougie!
Sabonis is involved in like 60% of the threes. Nice duo
Their chemistry is just so so good it's basically a given bucket when they run that two man game whether it's Doug or Sabonis.
Sabonis has assisted on 74 of his shots. Most of any of his teammates.
TheChocolate130 do you know where that ranks amongst the whole league?
Yes my majesty but, I don’t know how to find the ranks but I would imagine it’s not very high. LeBron leads the league with 172 assists to Anthony Davis. So just based off that I would imagine players with high assist per game numbers would be way ahead of Sabonis.
Very underused in the pacers offense. He is scoring 18 points per 36 on elite efficiency. Still McMillan doesn't play him nearly enough.
Watch how often the pacers get multiple 3s from him early in the 4th behind or in a close game
Only Warren and Sabonis have been better on offense and Warren not by much
I hope he signs with the spurs this off-season they need shooters!!
Way to forsee the future
Wp
Say no more
this dude is from the future
Wish come true
lmao the description
Douggy McBuckets is a Great 3pt Shooter
Why is this guy not mentioned as one of the best shooters in the game.. And he needs to be in the 3pt Contest.. He's being absolutely robbed of that
Korvers torch has been passed
@La'Rue Mathis He's turning 29 in January. Let's see how long his prime lasts. Definitely has potential though.
the description is the best part of the video
Great 3pt shooter.
Yes sir buddy and coby we need tho
Get him onna lakers ASAP🔥🔥💯
Y’all want everyone lol 😂
Calling it now. Doug will become Duncan Robinson 2.0 with Pacers this yr with Bjorkgren. Hope I’m not wrong lol
He’s signing with spurs, calling it here first
@@akimboslice9566 aaaaanddd you were right lol
that man is ....... , whoa
Very under appreciated shooter.. can take it off the dribble too..
Imagined if he is on the lakers now 🔥
Welcome to Spurs!
McBuckets
Great video . Very underrated shooter
Add in a one dribble pullup and he’s a god
Matt Thomas is the next Kyle Korver
welcome to san antonio i guess
Welcome to the Spurs 🔥
He looks like a combination of klay thompson and
Kyle korver.
Im here cuz the lakers are interested in him..
Talented
Welcome to Detroit
Welcome to Spurs babe
Spurs fans?
He remind me to KK
When do we get PG all threes 😭
Imagine him on the heat or rockets 🤦🏼♂️
he and tyler herro on the heat, would be the splash brothers 2.0
Almost all catch and shoot
All his 3s are WET!
Been good since chi
I want Darius Garland 3s plz
Welcome to Celtics!! GO GREEN!
@Jacob Soares I know but damn we need the shooting 😂😂
@Jacob Soares yup he being greedy just pull the trigger danny!!
@Jacob Soares me too that would be 👌
@Jacob Soares I can't lie I actually prefer McDermott to Oladipo. He's a high salary player who's best as an iso player and apparently doesn't get along well with his teammates (i.e. myles turner)
Buddy hield threes
We need shooter..Come to Lakers! 💪
Kyle korver ??? 🤭
get the deal done ainge and stop being greedy smh
Enjoy the TPE. At least y’all got something
kasalanan to nang coach nila bakit pa pinakawalan nila c howard mcgee
Lakers