"See, this is what you have to do to make babies kids! It's not easy, it's all about positioning and maneuvering and squeezing into small places" I see what you did there Paul LOL :)
Wow Emma just heard the word "Clams" and woke up, must like clams*deeper voice*; She should be glad she was asleep/unconscious during the "Magic" (Don't flag his video: It's FOR SCIENCEEEE!!) ;D
If ARK ever does the mod where you can be a dinosaur I would LOVE, LOVE to see Paul do a play through of that. Dilo Punchwood. Or Raptor Punchwood. Maybe even Spino Punchwood. The smaller ones would be the funniest I think though. Also, eventually make scuba gear and do some underwater exploration.
Me - (Watches normal you tubers play this game) My reaction - "this looks boring…." (Watches Paul play this game) My reaction - "Seems like fun. Maybe I will buy it for myself at Christmas time."
Hey Paul, I think that the reason everyone was saying it is so hard is because some people get twins or triplets. I was unlucky Enough to get triplets and I got completely overwhelmed with keeping all 3 of them fed
There was a bug at first that made them eat a lot but that has been patched and it seems to be better. I haven't done any breeding yet I've just seen a few videos with breeding in them.
The way the feeding is not as bad as you heard is when it first came out it was unfair then they fixed it. Also wolfs are one of the easiest ones to raise and you did not have to go in the hell of incubating an egg
im starting my first breed process in ark, a 179 female direwolf to a 211 male, i ahve 3 days and a stupid large amout of meat, what should i know other that this video shows?
Paulina needs a grandma skin now ;) Btw breeding is only really wierd on some dino's/animals, expect to see changes on that over time as the dev work on the second/third breeding pass. I really hope they will allow more controll over the indivual stages.
I load this video for the night because my internet is so bad right now, it doesn't even buffer all the way at 480p, and then an ad pops up and it's all ruined...
Alrighty...make a note to self...don't get attached to stuff...Paul got me hooked on Ark, started my own server....created a battleship that took me hours and hours to build...nearly all metal...I stock it with everything I could need for a long voyage including forge...I plop my beloved Trevor the TRex on the roof snuggled in spikes for his safety...travel 10 minutes on my first ever exploration..park on the beach...hop on Trevor...travel 2 minutes into the forest looking for an Argentarvis...Get ambushed by not only a mate boosted Trex but the ALPHA MATE BOOSTED Trex...Trevor gets eaten I get chased to boat...boat gets eaten I get eaten....cries a lot.
"See, this is what you have to do to make babies kids! It's not easy, it's all about positioning and maneuvering and squeezing into small places"
I see what you did there Paul LOL :)
+KenzaiTV ARGGG!!!!!!!!!!
+KenzaiTV oh god don't go there
no, no, keep it G rated buttressface
The "squeezing into small spaces" you have to be careful with.
Agh! Dont stop a...rg.h yaaa carry ooooon!
When Paul tries to indirectly tell us about life
Only you can make animal breeding in a game awkward.
+Bob Bob It's the circle of life! Embrace it!
+paulsoaresjr YES EXACTLY, Be a Life-Circle Hugger! ;)
+paulsoaresjr this is the most awkward episode of ark I've ever seen, but not in a bad way😊
+paulsoaresjr I'm ashamed for laughing.. Eheheh..
+paulsoaresjr I'm getting this game tomorrow so you have any tips for me
Sigh,these were the days,when Paul made Ark episodes.
what do you mean...?
"oh, and she flies!" says Paul, with KoKo in the background.
this is the awkwardest episode of ark xD
Get an orange Saber tooth and name it Diego, like from Ice age,! If you tame a mammoth, you should name it Manny and Ellie!
He totally should!!! Ice age is my child hood.
ElectricZap must b young
ElectricZap t
Tame a brown mammoth and call it Bro-dad
David Zhen is a Dummy why
you described baby makin' perfectly, its about positions, getting in tight places, and awkaward
"All about Squeezing into small spaces kids" 😆
Paul: She's beautiful! Look how cute she is! Just a tiny little mini--
:monkey poops:
me: :dying of laughing:
Koko just sat on the roof and watched them mate. xP
Summer is a wizard confirmed
Paul trying to be all PG XD
3:21 About as unPG as paulsoaresjr will ever get :)
It's all about positioning and fitting in to tight spaces I'm dead XD
A baby at full life when he come out. What kind of sorcery is this ?
+Mat G WHAT IS DIS BLACK MAGIC!!! :P
I love how he asks Summer if she's house trained when Paulina herself obviously isn't. :P
3:31 "Its all about squeezing into small spaces" -Paul
If Gizmo was alive we would see a little Casper and gizmo baby .
Poor Gizmo RIP😔😭
they're such cute pups when born
"I'm not gonna give you the birds and the bees here. You can go look that up on Google." Welp... thanks Paul.
When Paul uploads while your at school ;-;
Wow Emma just heard the word "Clams" and woke up, must like clams*deeper voice*; She should be glad she was asleep/unconscious during the "Magic" (Don't flag his video: It's FOR SCIENCEEEE!!) ;D
If the house is a rocking, don't come a knocking lol
I think it was cute how he called her momma. idk why but I just think it's cute when someone actually cares for virtual animals...
i have completely forgot about you, i used to watch you on repeat!! can’t believe i found you again
"Go look it up on Google" great advice
Kevin there’s nasty stuff there
if your there mother paulina then isnt the ghost and shaggy brother and sister?
Winsest!
+Colton Wilson no. shut up. Don't be a twisted creep.
Actually Shaggy married Ghost so Paulina is only the mother in law to Shaggy
In GOT/ASOIAF they are for sure ;-)
3Bixby i thought she was to gost and wats the baby name is it still summer
"You did it, Shaggy boy!"
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOO
Also, KoKo must be scarred, she saw the whole thing.
Matthew Rice OmG
poor KoKo LMAO
If ARK ever does the mod where you can be a dinosaur I would LOVE, LOVE to see Paul do a play through of that. Dilo Punchwood. Or Raptor Punchwood. Maybe even Spino Punchwood. The smaller ones would be the funniest I think though.
Also, eventually make scuba gear and do some underwater exploration.
Paul! you should have an entire pack of dire wolves
Will you upload this more often? plz
+xXDark HelmXx Gamer Yes, this is an awesome game and Paul seems to absolutely love it
5:28 I can't stop laughing, you're the best Paul!
Squeezing into tight places
😹😹😹😹
Me - (Watches normal you tubers play this game) My reaction - "this looks boring…." (Watches Paul play this game) My reaction - "Seems like fun. Maybe I will buy it for myself at Christmas time."
What a cutie! :) I like that you can breed animals, very cool! Awesome video Paul! :)
Black fur, bright green eyes, prowl and strike feline... maybe Emma should have been named Sam(antha) Fisher. :P
Hey Paul, I think that the reason everyone was saying it is so hard is because some people get twins or triplets. I was unlucky Enough to get triplets and I got completely overwhelmed with keeping all 3 of them fed
Koko was watching Ghost and Shaggy while they were in the love shack. :)
OMG I LOVE IT! (Tell Paulina I said hi, I'm such a fan!!) ;)
+Shamrock Gamer She said hi back :)
+paulsoaresjr are you going to be playing the update
+paulsoaresjr love ur vids
Heracullum e
Shamrock Gamer cringe.
paul: guys leave the cat alone....
my cat and dog: *fighting in the back round*
me: i know how you feel paul *cat bites me*... ow!
You're going to need to make a big barn or something for all those dinosaurs.
this was posted in patch notes on Oct. 22. "Mammal Gestation Progress now saves"
What was that sound that happened when you laid down on the bed it's like you crushed an egg
“It’s all about positioning”
-paulsoaresjr, October 22 2015
just finished Jurassic World and now I just want ark more
this episode should be called circle of life 101 lol
Go back to the warm places with no snow
+Kevin Gibber Do you read Wings of Fire?
+Rebecca Games I own the whole series
+Kevin Gibber Cool, I have read the whole series. Still waiting for next book lol
“You wanna pillow”😂😂😂
Don't suppose you can time how long it takes for that cub to grow?
Now you need to get another saber tooth and breed them to satisfy my needs of seeing a baby saber tooth.
There was a bug at first that made them eat a lot but that has been patched and it seems to be better. I haven't done any breeding yet I've just seen a few videos with breeding in them.
The way the feeding is not as bad as you heard is when it first came out it was unfair then they fixed it. Also wolfs are one of the easiest ones to raise and you did not have to go in the hell of incubating an egg
how do you increase the maturation and incubation progress
+paulsoaresjr Can you carry the cubs around?
Does wandering in gestation progress make a difference?
What walls do you use that connect to your gateway 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶🙄🐺🐺🐺🐱🐱🐱🎮👾
im starting my first breed process in ark, a 179 female direwolf to a 211 male, i ahve 3 days and a stupid large amout of meat, what should i know other that this video shows?
this episode is so freaking creepy! They should have put a sock on the door! :D
Seeing this a little bit later then it was uploaded, but BTW, it's called a wolf *PUP*. Not a wolf *CUB*
Yay! Shaggydog, I called it in the comments when Paulina caught him :-D
Paulina was born after 1957... I think the retirement age is 67 now, Paul! :)
How is the gestation process so fast and how long does it take
Not sure if it is the same but me and my friend got a baby pteranodon and it fed itself after ten percent without a trough
I was wondering if it would look like wolf breeding but no the parts don't lock together. No joke wolf's lock together for fertilization to be assured
how much time does it take to grow up a direwolf baby?
Paulina needs a grandma skin now ;)
Btw breeding is only really wierd on some dino's/animals, expect to see changes on that over time as the dev work on the second/third breeding pass. I really hope they will allow more controll over the indivual stages.
'He's ready to Mate again.' Typical male. ;) Paul, you killed me with this video!
+QueenOfFNAF Glad you enjoyed! The giving of life is a real miracle!
can you do more underwater stuff i saw caves in other videos that are deep under water and maybe some snow stuff please response
they're the game of thrones wolves
still funny episode even today 😂
.....most aquwark episode ever
Love the Music Paul!
How did you do the Pregnet goes so fast?
Love Ark, it doesn't run well on my PC tho
I wonder if they hav any coelophysis or Utah raptors in the game
4:20 you caught the direwolves doing "it"
how is the gestation going by so fast
Theres a chance to have... twins
when is ur next episode going to be?
Summer is coming.
what server are you on
It's so funny when u always fall through the bed
I load this video for the night because my internet is so bad right now, it doesn't even buffer all the way at 480p, and then an ad pops up and it's all ruined...
Wouldn't it be a dire wolf pup instead of a cub?
You have to deafeat the final boss before you become a senior citizen
+paulsoaresjr Paulina should be a crazy old cat lady!!!
+logan hill ha! Sounds like fun!
Paul, raw meat prime or normal, is better than cooked meat for taming
Should've called the Sabertooth Ezmeralda
keep going with the serie please i want to see summer grow
Alrighty...make a note to self...don't get attached to stuff...Paul got me hooked on Ark, started my own server....created a battleship that took me hours and hours to build...nearly all metal...I stock it with everything I could need for a long voyage including forge...I plop my beloved Trevor the TRex on the roof snuggled in spikes for his safety...travel 10 minutes on my first ever exploration..park on the beach...hop on Trevor...travel 2 minutes into the forest looking for an Argentarvis...Get ambushed by not only a mate boosted Trex but the ALPHA MATE BOOSTED Trex...Trevor gets eaten I get chased to boat...boat gets eaten I get eaten....cries a lot.
Hey Paul!I just wanted to ask why don't you paint your Dinos?
+Vito Car nice profile pic! :p
Rebecca Games Thanks...
Thanks Paul.
Is there saber toothed tigers?
great video Paul :)
I just got direwolves and called them ghost and nymera then searched up this video and saw you named them from got aswell 😂😂
I'm going to breed a 250 with a 225 I wonder if the weight will be a little better on mine
Did you say those innuendoes intentionally?
where can I find a dire wolf.
8:46 I think the dog wants to eat the cat. that wasn't a biology poster it was a page in a cookbook.