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    So it’s apparently a thing that there is a push on social media to invade Area 51. This is not a good idea. Area 51 is part of a US Air Force base. The US military has guns. Worse, they have lawyers. If ya’ll storm Area 51, you’re going to jail...for a long time.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  5 лет назад +1236

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    • @heliasboi1465
      @heliasboi1465 5 лет назад +11

      Well if actually people go there you will a lot of work as lawyer (because they are going to court and things like that)

    • @ilovefrenchtoast5489
      @ilovefrenchtoast5489 5 лет назад +4

      Can you please do a video on the Cyntonia Brown Case PLEASE!!!

    • @rhisands2063
      @rhisands2063 5 лет назад +3

      Huh, I was looking forward to the Skillshare link on how to pilot a flying saucer. Admit it, they got to you! :)

    • @VulcanGray
      @VulcanGray 5 лет назад

      You misspelled your hashtag

    • @LegalEagle
      @LegalEagle  5 лет назад +10

      @@VulcanGray Good eye. I'm so used to typing "legaleagle". Fixed.

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu 5 лет назад +2150

    "How did these 2M people get access to area 51?"
    "There was a basketball game on, Sir"

    • @SoHBetaSword
      @SoHBetaSword 5 лет назад +71

      Yeah, that part was hilarious!

    • @Respicience
      @Respicience 5 лет назад +38

      Come on its September, it was a football game.

    • @monkeysaiyen7196
      @monkeysaiyen7196 5 лет назад +25

      Imagine if they raided area 51 on Superbowl day.

    • @Ericmcdonkey
      @Ericmcdonkey 5 лет назад +13

      All the guards decided to take a nap at the same time

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 5 лет назад +6

      I've never had a comment hit 1K yet, so thanks to all you fine people

  • @PiroMunkie
    @PiroMunkie 5 лет назад +1770

    "They person who created this event..." * cuts to a clip of a guy with long hair, a goatee, and Naruto headband *
    Yup, that tracks.

    • @rebelbelle1388
      @rebelbelle1388 5 лет назад +47

      So glad that someone said this. Was completely thinking the same thing!

    • @KoltiraMemeweaver
      @KoltiraMemeweaver 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @ghostbanana271
      @ghostbanana271 5 лет назад +21

      It's Sasuke's headband

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 5 лет назад +11

      @@vonzemovideo "You cant even make a sentence correctly"
      It seems like you're missing some vital punctuation there, buddy. But what should we expect from someone who thinks it's intelligent not to utilise the meaningless intention you accidentally got?

    • @KeizerSosebee
      @KeizerSosebee 5 лет назад +12

      And a sick akatsuki cloak

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 5 лет назад +2548

    "They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they'd be dead."
    That is the most Marine answer I have ever heard.

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville 5 лет назад +44

      Its all a bunch of BS anyways, they dont have the balls (storming it I mean)

    • @GothicLightingQueen
      @GothicLightingQueen 5 лет назад +137

      @@Nefville I also think they wont do it, but just think for one second. Imagine if thousands or even tens of thousands of people were to try and storm it. I don´t think the military and goverment would be to happy to read "US military have killed thousands and thousands of people" in the morning news.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 лет назад +50

      @@Nefville I know, most I expect is some sort of gathering at that small town with the already booked hotel that turns into some sort of impromptu convention but even that is extremely unlikely. That still does not make his Marine friend's answer the most Marine answer I have ever heard.

    • @ndaemon1718
      @ndaemon1718 5 лет назад +59

      @@GothicLightingQueen they wouldnt have to kill thousands.. just shoot randmly into the crowd and panic would erupt en masse... the stampede for safety would take out far more then any bullets. then just have the feds at the backs to round em up as they come screaming lol. these are normal people.. not battle trained vets charging.. it doesnt take much to change their minds :9

    • @Dajokerboy101
      @Dajokerboy101 5 лет назад +8

      Cover ups are the speciality of the US. simple answer is a EMP denotation to disable all recording devices then slaughter them all and send out some clean-up Crews before people who didn't come see the aftermath

  • @Jimmy-Mc
    @Jimmy-Mc 4 года назад +1663

    "Now obviously aliens have never come to Earth."
    Objection! That's exactly what an alien would say.

    • @Iniix_
      @Iniix_ 4 года назад +45

      Overruled, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs to know that!

    • @SoakedPringle
      @SoakedPringle 4 года назад +15

      Earth is not intresting four us 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

    • @totallyaploy1824
      @totallyaploy1824 4 года назад +12

      Lawyers are aliens

    • @esta7763
      @esta7763 4 года назад +9

      @@totallyaploy1824 Wait, so they don't have to be US Citizens? They can practice law with just a green card?

    • @wanfu5634
      @wanfu5634 4 года назад +11

      Florida: Earth's alien invasion repellant.

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 5 лет назад +1437

    "Multiple levels of non-lethal force in ascending levels of brutality"
    That is fairly metal.

    • @ironclamp5325
      @ironclamp5325 5 лет назад +12

      God bless the American way! 🇺🇸

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 5 лет назад +18

      I'm just imagining a bunch of people loading tear gas bomb into an A10 and beside it is just a big pepper bomb

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад +44

      USAF: finally we get to practice on moving targets!

    • @mdood9299
      @mdood9299 5 лет назад +3

      Good song title

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 5 лет назад +9

      @@stefanusbayu1426 I know. I am imagining some air force contract is rush ordering rubber bullets for the Avenger cannon on those same A-10's.
      Or worse, imagine an A-10 firing rock salt lol.

  • @rossgauld6421
    @rossgauld6421 5 лет назад +297

    Imagine making a meme so powerful the government had to remind the internet they have the power to kill us all

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 5 лет назад +14

      As of writing this the comment has 51 likes *plays X-Files theme*

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +7

      The government and US Armed Forces are made up of normal people like you and me, most of them would bail on orders to use force on civilians.

    • @IFacePalmParadoxI
      @IFacePalmParadoxI 5 лет назад +5

      @Sohan Biswas eh, depends on if it's a civil war or a group of potential idiots going to the most forbidden place.

    • @IFacePalmParadoxI
      @IFacePalmParadoxI 5 лет назад

      @Sohan Biswas again, i replied with that in knowledge, hence the "most forbidden place", which an civil war does not inherently harbor national secrets.

    • @carso1500
      @carso1500 5 лет назад +1

      Bosstown Dynamics i mean, theres a diference between "one idiot storming the compound at max speed in a car and leading to a several hours chase" and "2 million idiots running full speed at the compound" the first one you can kill it and no one really cares, it's one idiot that tried to storm a military compound sorrounded by thousands of warning signs, the second some could consider it a genocide, you don't kill 2 million people and just put it under the rug like that, there are the families of the victims, the social media and media coverage of the event, the army just killed 2 million of their citizens
      yeah they were doing something pretty stupid trying to storm a secret military compound by running in a straight line, but still the públic now a days is not very fond on massive masacres like this one no matter the reason when non letal force is an option
      the media backlash of such an event would be massive, it would be pretty stupid, but at the massive costs of live we are talking about it would surely be a disaster
      now, i don't really think anything is going to happen, maybe a bunch of idiots will actually go and try something but after they see the trucks filled with military men they will back down for sure

  • @CyberJezzus
    @CyberJezzus 5 лет назад +2269

    While everyone's distracted at area 51, lets storm Fort Knox, they'll never see it coming!

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 5 лет назад +83

      @brandon roberts Agreed

    • @dr4t
      @dr4t 5 лет назад +62

      It's empty ))

    • @vladdraghici7237
      @vladdraghici7237 5 лет назад +31

      I like your thinking.

    • @DMXXCorps
      @DMXXCorps 5 лет назад +54

      @@dr4t that's only what they want you to think!!! Lol.

    • @AlexInF1
      @AlexInF1 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 года назад +258

    "The signs prohibit photographs"
    Guy who took pictures of the signs: I'm a _real_ gangster.

  • @Alex14321
    @Alex14321 5 лет назад +1175

    “What are you in for?”
    *”I led the charge into Area 51.”*

    • @captaincory4909
      @captaincory4909 5 лет назад +87

      >implying that anyone leaves there in anything else but a body bag

    • @kitirena_koneko
      @kitirena_koneko 5 лет назад +29

      "Beats what they got me on--littering, and creating a public nuisance!"
      Seriously, the only ones that live to go to trial are the ones who were smart enough to stop when the guards told them. The ones that didn't stop all got Darwin Awards!

    • @ΠαναγιωτηςΤσαραφλης
      @ΠαναγιωτηςΤσαραφλης 5 лет назад +1

      @@captaincory4909 No it's Saint-Peter talking

    • @Katzelle3
      @Katzelle3 5 лет назад +10

      @@captaincory4909
      Imagine the US military actually going Tiananmen Square on their citizens in a live streamed event.

    • @AussieAussieOZoioioi
      @AussieAussieOZoioioi 5 лет назад +5

      The person who started it already was met with FBI, he thought they were cool. He was just gaming and said it as a joke and one of the guys who was listening taken it *next level* , understatement.

  • @poeterritory
    @poeterritory 5 лет назад +897

    "Now obviously, aliens have never come to planet earth."
    Sounds like a cover up!

    • @trin3052
      @trin3052 5 лет назад +29

      Even the lawyers have been compromised!?
      Initiate contingency 7-D12!

    • @kellyloganme
      @kellyloganme 5 лет назад +13

      It does seem a bit jarring when he otherwise is rather cautious with his language and assumptions, then makes an absolutist statement like this without a hint of proof. It comes off as one of those hedging kind of statements meant to deflect criticism.

    • @Jarmundx
      @Jarmundx 5 лет назад +9

      @@kellyloganme it was just a dumb segway into his sponsor (curiousity stream) lmao

    • @julianw7097
      @julianw7097 5 лет назад

      @USA#1 !! There is difference between burden of proof in law vs BoP in philosophy.

    • @ithinkitsaurus
      @ithinkitsaurus 5 лет назад +2

      I always suspected LegalEagle was a reptilian

  • @Jionunez7
    @Jionunez7 5 лет назад +2785

    But what if 2M people go up to the gate and just ask nicely to be let in? They can't say no to all of us, that would be very rude and their throats would get sore.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 5 лет назад +149

      Jionunez7 thats cute

    • @dclark6029
      @dclark6029 5 лет назад +120

      This is so cute and innocent. :3 💕

    • @pinkegg3179
      @pinkegg3179 5 лет назад +270

      that would work if area51 is in canada

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 5 лет назад +129

      @@pinkegg3179 We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of our own area 51.

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 5 лет назад +25

      @Great Beyond No clue what a canuck is, but flying saucers. That we do have. We call them, the kid next door.

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats 4 года назад +992

    **2 million people storm Area 51**
    **Inside they find a talking mushroom**
    Talking Mushroom: "Thanks guys, but your alien technology is in another Area."

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @somerandomnon9161
      @somerandomnon9161 4 года назад +40

      it's in area 69

    • @penetratorx6496
      @penetratorx6496 4 года назад +8

      69 area 51's latel...

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +2

      Id say what mario never had the self-confidence to:
      "Eh, I might just go home and take a nap"

    • @renagonpoi5747
      @renagonpoi5747 3 года назад +7

      *Transition*
      Area 52 start
      Stormer x2M

  • @arthand7672
    @arthand7672 5 лет назад +1544

    "They can't shoot all of us!"
    "Why can't they?"
    "That's a good point"

    • @Eggbutts
      @Eggbutts 5 лет назад +111

      We just need to put our fingers in their gun barrels. Then they won't be able to shoot us.

    • @johnirby8847
      @johnirby8847 5 лет назад +52

      Yeah the military shooting it's own people looks real good...

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 5 лет назад +110

      @@johnirby8847 to be fair, charging an armed military base isn't very smart. In a way it would just be natural selection

    • @stephenlee1664
      @stephenlee1664 5 лет назад +49

      @@johnirby8847 shooting idiot lowlives who actually decided to forcibly and aggressively charge towards an armed installation filled with military personnel that have been far more productive with their lives than the lowlives that actually attend this event seems fair to me. I value the lives of our military personnel who have spent their days protecting our nation and making countless sacrifices over the lives of basement dwelling weebs with nothing better to do with their lives. Let them die and let nature run its course I say.

    • @johnirby8847
      @johnirby8847 5 лет назад +10

      @@stephenlee1664 Hmmm....in your entire life on this planet..has there been a massacre of U.S. citizens by their own military?

  • @LetumComplexo
    @LetumComplexo 5 лет назад +373

    I 100% thought the ad at the end was going to be an Indochino ad.
    "If aliens do invade earth, you want to look your best. And what better to look your best in but a suit from Indochino."

    • @DragDenDFO
      @DragDenDFO 5 лет назад

      My thoughts exactly! XD

    • @criostasis
      @criostasis 5 лет назад

      :).

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 5 лет назад +11

      "If aliens do invade Earth, *they'll* want to look their best, wearing made-to-measure suits from UFOchino. UFOchino doesn't ship to Earth but here's the next-best thing."

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 5 лет назад +8

      "Commander Xatar, shall we commence vivisection?"
      "I was, but I just saw that human's suit. Damnit, that's fabulous! I can't cut open something that stylish, could you?!"
      "No sir, I will release the specimen immediately."

  • @ctothaz
    @ctothaz 5 лет назад +1466

    This presents a great business opportunity. I'll be selling "I Stormed Area 51" t-shirts a nearby booth.

    • @MsJubjubbird
      @MsJubjubbird 5 лет назад +204

      A great business opportunity would be for the criminal lawyers to be waiting outside and giving out their business card to people

    • @IronmanV5
      @IronmanV5 5 лет назад +68

      @Kevin Lee Or,
      "I Stormed Area 51 And All I Got Was A Rubber Bullet to the Junk"

    • @uhmoopsie381
      @uhmoopsie381 5 лет назад +16

      Nah "hands up don't shoot"

    • @Alex-rj8vl
      @Alex-rj8vl 5 лет назад +5

      Why haven’t I thought of this ?😂🤦‍♀️

    • @tokutickler
      @tokutickler 5 лет назад +23

      "I stormed Area 51 and OW! MY BALLS!"

  • @kertisjones2092
    @kertisjones2092 3 года назад +1319

    Remember when it was just a fun meme to try and storm a federal building? Those were the days.

    • @CartoonyPirate
      @CartoonyPirate 3 года назад +40

      Now it's just "among us sus" with a bunch of repetitive jokes... and politics

    • @duhkbored
      @duhkbored 3 года назад +21

      @@CartoonyPirate sussy baka

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 3 года назад

      Yeah lol. It be a bruh moment

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks 3 года назад

      @@duhkbored twitter

    • @emerson2149
      @emerson2149 3 года назад +31

      @@CartoonyPirate the comment was reffering to the capitol raid lol

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 5 лет назад +1922

    My worry is if one of the idiots who tries to “storm” the place brings a gun. Then I fear the response could escalate from “stopping a bunch of idiots from entering a secure area” to “repelling an armed assault on a military base”

    • @transsexual_computer_faery
      @transsexual_computer_faery 5 лет назад +95

      i hope this happens. Peak USA.

    • @ElectricMusicianDude
      @ElectricMusicianDude 5 лет назад +125

      Um holy shit I hope that doesn't happen but it's definitely going to happen.

    • @davespringer777
      @davespringer777 5 лет назад +29

      I've seen the Darwin comment on a lot of "dumb people" videos. I think it would fit perfectly for the person you are worrying about.

    • @247tubefan
      @247tubefan 5 лет назад +16

      That would be Awesome if that happened.

    • @randomizer1666
      @randomizer1666 5 лет назад +145

      I'll be perfectly blunt here, as a former soldier, if I had been on guard duty, instructed to try to use non-lethal force if at all possible, and I saw someone with so much as a baseball bat approaching another soldier, the NLAs would go out the window and it would become a live fire event. There isn't even a question in my mind about it. I don't like the idea of hurting someone who is just being a jackass and means no real harm, but I will protect my brothers and sisters in arms, and I would expect no less from them. I will also say this, no soldier in the history of the military has ever been court martialed for defending government property with excessive force, we might get a stern talking to, but there will be no other discipline.

  • @bigstunna2049
    @bigstunna2049 5 лет назад +1435

    1970: one day we'll have flying cars
    2019 Sept. 20th: well that day has come

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 5 лет назад +36

      This is the first time i liked one of these kinds of comments..

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 5 лет назад +26

      @@TimTime10 good I tried to change up the formula

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 5 лет назад +12

      @@bigstunna2049 Well it has been in need of changing for years. If you've seen one you've seen them all.

    • @BirdKiller93
      @BirdKiller93 5 лет назад +5

      In the 1950's in Canada AVRO (AV. ROE) built a flying car lol

    • @kaleidoscope3234
      @kaleidoscope3234 5 лет назад +5

      but we already have flying car for commercial, but nobody buying them.

  • @D-Paramountcy
    @D-Paramountcy 5 лет назад +3483

    Area 51 has microwaves that heat the food and not the plate

    • @PupkinConpaniet
      @PupkinConpaniet 5 лет назад +51

      I... I have one of those... wanna try it?

    • @MauriceNL1
      @MauriceNL1 5 лет назад +27

      wow so they have a microwave that everyone in the world has :O

    • @vertex3243
      @vertex3243 5 лет назад +32

      Chil guys its a joke

    • @D-Paramountcy
      @D-Paramountcy 5 лет назад +13

      MauriceNL if everyone had ‘em I wouldn’t comment this at all. Please learn how to connect 2 and 2! 😣

    • @Rara_ow
      @Rara_ow 5 лет назад +21

      @@D-Paramountcy Microwaves do not heat plates, they agitate therefore heat the water and fat particles of your food. It's the heat of the food at is transferred to your plate.

  • @the8thgemmer467
    @the8thgemmer467 4 года назад +482

    Self Proclaimed “physicist”: “It had a gravitational field of its own”
    Everything has a gravitational field, duh

    • @Nilsy1975
      @Nilsy1975 4 года назад +24

      I thought that too! What a moron 😒

    • @ibrahimkalmati9379
      @ibrahimkalmati9379 3 года назад +12

      Yes but for small objects it is too weak to consider it actual force

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 3 года назад +97

      @@ibrahimkalmati9379 Still, a physicist wouldn't say "gravitational field of its own", because it doesn't mean anything. He could say "an extremely strong gravitational field" or "an unknown abnormal attraction field".

    • @TheHeavyshadow
      @TheHeavyshadow 3 года назад +30

      Also: If that dude really was telling the truth, he wouldn't have been able to tell it more than once.

    • @BigMan-kp6ug
      @BigMan-kp6ug 3 года назад +1

      'Everything' no, that's just Americans.

  • @FishermanJustins
    @FishermanJustins 5 лет назад +500

    There is only one man who can get into Area 51. The same man who was able to steal the Declaration of Independence and also found the City of Gold at Mt. Rushmore...
    We need Nicholas Cage.

    • @paleposter
      @paleposter 5 лет назад +8

      FishermanJustins no it’s Leroy smith

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 5 лет назад +18

      Forget about keanu Reeves, forget about DiCaprio, We're calling the oldschool Internet lords here

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian 5 лет назад +7

      Chuck Norris > Nicholas Cage.
      Chuck Norris doesn't need to get in. Area 51 will come to him.

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 5 лет назад +2

      just do not invite leroy jenkins

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 5 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty sure anyone who shows up to storm A51 will just be Leroy Jenkins level stupid
      Their last words will simply be, "At least I have chicken!..."

  • @partlink1
    @partlink1 5 лет назад +1518

    "It's illegal to use explosives to destroy a federal building" Seems odd why not just all buildings?

    • @themoleman6806
      @themoleman6806 5 лет назад +277

      Because you can blow up buildings that belong to you.

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 5 лет назад +270

      @@themoleman6806 "Don't blow up other people's stuff" seems like a fair law, I'm ok with that.

    • @tfcdrdeath1970
      @tfcdrdeath1970 5 лет назад +3

      That's why you are # 1mill 99

    • @ethanjennings7235
      @ethanjennings7235 5 лет назад +17

      Demolition

    • @zoomspilo6798
      @zoomspilo6798 5 лет назад +73

      Destroying a federal building carries a significantly higher penalty than just any building.

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 5 лет назад +870

    The Air Force, 1989: "Sorry Bob, were gonna cut your pension. Nothing you can do will make us regret our decision."
    Bob Lazar: "Hold my beer."

    • @aureliustratos3268
      @aureliustratos3268 5 лет назад +22

      you can see how they trying to discredit him. A few weeks before bob was on the JRE there was a book writer that claimed thal all the flying saucers were a russian confusion startegy. With a source even from within.

    • @vovin8132
      @vovin8132 5 лет назад +10

      @@aureliustratos3268 The post-WWII flying saucers were Soviet-made, based on Nazi prototypes. There is no coincidence that one of them happened to crash right near the base with the U2 project, of which was of critical importance to American military affairs against the USSR. It was the US Air Force who hired the media relations guy to publicly discredit the US Air Force itself by claiming that this was an alien aircraft, and the rest is just mass social cognitive dissonance (aka effective psyops).

    • @Nerdiness1985
      @Nerdiness1985 5 лет назад +3

      Lol i doubt the US air force spent much time on him.
      With all the resources at manpower at their disposal...........this is supposed to them putting actual effort into it?
      I doubt anyone actually gives a shit except the people in the public really hoping aliens exist and have managed to crash land their technology like a bunch of morons who can't navigate our solar system.

    • @ERROR-fr7to
      @ERROR-fr7to 5 лет назад +4

      @@aureliustratos3268 With how advanced these aliens are supposed to be how are we able to have them imprisoned with our relatively primative technology? Or lets say we have kidnapped them and they are actually from an advanced species are we supposed to believe their people haven't come looking for them or attempted a rescue?

    • @fheedpexx9267
      @fheedpexx9267 5 лет назад

      Why would they regret anything? Seems like a sane move to get rid of him, especially with all the crap he's been saying. Like imagine that guy working on something important.
      And what's your reasoning even. Surely it's good for them that he takes focus away from what they are actually doing and that idiots believe there is alien stuff going on there.

  • @coronelkittycannon
    @coronelkittycannon 5 лет назад +707

    I'm no lawyer, but I knew "raiding" a military base would be illegal A.F.

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision 4 года назад +12

      Why should it be, though? They're OUR military.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 года назад +55

      @@Gregavision Because military equiptment is very dangerous and should be kept away from the public. Only trained soldiers who follow orders coming down a strict hirarchie of ranks should have access to weapons that could wipe out hundreds and thousands of humans. The military is responsible for not misusing their war technology and equiptment and they can only reliably be responsible by restricting access to any site wich stores said equiptment. Thinking anyone should be allowed on military bases is like saying you should be allowed to go into any bank and take their money, because it is from the same country. Flawed logic and I can't believe I took the time to explain something that should be common logic

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision 4 года назад +7

      @@Jartran72 This is a different topic, but do you think you're really "free" if the military has exclusive access to the most powerful weapons in the world?

    • @grudgepersona
      @grudgepersona 4 года назад +2

      Greg Benson yes because who’s going to protect us from international danger.

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision 4 года назад +6

      GrudgeATW What international danger? You seriously think any foreign country would try to take over the US? The amount of citizens with guns already vastly outnumbers their military. And all of our allies would step in-if we have any left, thanks to the idiot in chief.

  • @bamfbabybamf
    @bamfbabybamf 5 лет назад +2482

    It's illegal to kill a federal agent?! Well color me shocked

    • @benmackarel295
      @benmackarel295 5 лет назад +80

      It’s much more extreme than say just killing a cop or a civilian

    • @dvonnr.8266
      @dvonnr.8266 5 лет назад +15

      Who would have thought?!

    • @johndorian4078
      @johndorian4078 5 лет назад +13

      @easy eevee life in jail in a lot of places is only 20 years

    • @boserzipfelmann4629
      @boserzipfelmann4629 5 лет назад +1

      Shocked! well, not that shocked

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 лет назад +30

      @easy eevee
      Because of human worth, it takes hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a single agent if not millions, it's also the skills of said agent that cannot be replaced easily especially depending on experience etc.
      So while it doesn't seem that bad, killing a government official is usually an act of war or the likes if you get where I'm going with this.

  • @Rayan42069
    @Rayan42069 5 лет назад +1572

    Forget area 51. Invade Bermuda triangle.. It can't sink us all

    • @allycat7105
      @allycat7105 5 лет назад +63

      Best comment

    • @sillykyle17
      @sillykyle17 5 лет назад +168

      Storm The Ocean: It can't drown all of us

    • @itaga3569
      @itaga3569 5 лет назад +79

      Hell yeah brother, there's not enough water to drown all of us

    • @ashtyn3469
      @ashtyn3469 5 лет назад +8

      no subscribers That’s what I was thinking!😌💅💅💅

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 5 лет назад +4

      Yes it could

  • @DieselBoulder
    @DieselBoulder 5 лет назад +1254

    Objection!! Calling the area 51 Stormers "idiots"... albeit accurate, but probably argumentative?

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 5 лет назад +46

      Yes it is.

    • @JSTrudel
      @JSTrudel 5 лет назад +66

      Sustained! Case closed!

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 5 лет назад +49

      It would be argumentative if it wasn't, you know, the point. For example, the entire point of the phrase "Naturo-runners" was to be as idiotic as possible so that it would wrap around the spectrum and be funny

    • @RevCQ7
      @RevCQ7 5 лет назад

      Uh, I would say you're an idiot.

    • @quintavious2482
      @quintavious2482 5 лет назад +29

      I object your sustaining the objection! Misuse of character! Badgering the witness! Permission to approach the Sidebar! Granted...and objected! Hearsay! Filibuster! Non admissible injunction! You must acquit the exculpatory evidence! And above all, you can’t handle the truth!!!

  • @filastyle84
    @filastyle84 5 лет назад +246

    *Guy who started the group* - "...What have I done??"

    • @Usoda_
      @Usoda_ 5 лет назад +27

      Imagine the guilt the guy would feel if several thousands of people get massacred.

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 5 лет назад +33

      @@Usoda_ He's not responsible for grown adults behaviour. He shouldn't feel guilty that so many people are so hyped to win a Darwin award.

    • @TwilightRogue15
      @TwilightRogue15 5 лет назад +9

      ...And THIS is the problem with 'meme culture'. There's nothing wrong with memes, but people should think about what they are saying or doing before they do it. Common sense is vanishing under the 'it's just a prank/meme' mentality.

    • @Usoda_
      @Usoda_ 5 лет назад

      @@gwenwalravens8030 He shouldm't but we don't know if he will or not since humans tend to be illogical. I doubt anyone dumb enough to charge Area 51 would know what a Darwin award is.

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 5 лет назад

      @@Usoda_ Sadly that's true. People in large groups behave as idiots. If a large enough group starts charging, the others will follow. On the other hand, I doubt they'll sue 'true' Americans so close to the elections even if it is an act of treason.

  • @almondpotato9483
    @almondpotato9483 5 лет назад +364

    "...an actual invasion would be met with multiple levels of non-lethal force, in ascending levels of brutality."
    I don't know why, but I really love this quote. So, I am going to hang it up on my door to keep people out.

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls 5 лет назад +11

      The first wave should be made up of lawyers, they'll take one for the team.

    • @theeholygoalie
      @theeholygoalie 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like lyrics to a Bolt Thrower song

    • @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739
      @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739 5 лет назад +8

      And it's every troop's wet dream come true. When I was in the Canadian infantry, we did riot control training for the possibility of having to support law enforcement if something like this happened. I tell you, nothing...NOTHING would be more satisfying that dawning the riot control gear, with gas masks, tear gas, riot shields, bean bags and batons beating common sense into stupid people. Every guard at Area 51 is lining up for the chance to volunteer to be present for that day!

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls 5 лет назад +6

      +Dost Thou Even Logic Brethren? That's really disturbing, actually.

    • @malcolmwolfe8879
      @malcolmwolfe8879 5 лет назад

      Ha...until they get within Lethal Range, seriously, they literally just killed some guy for running at the gate in January

  • @deltasquad8817
    @deltasquad8817 5 лет назад +1309

    Bruh...They're hiding Victoria's secret and I want to know

  • @PSIgmr
    @PSIgmr 5 лет назад +800

    Area 51 guards: YEAH THIS BASKETBALL GAME IS SICK
    Cameraman: knocks on window
    Area 51 Gaurds: OH CRAP THE ALIENS GOT OUT

    • @deadcelebrity
      @deadcelebrity 4 года назад +39

      They were watching 'March Madness' if I recall correctly. A few years ago some regulations on employees at the base were relaxed and one of them was they could get satellite TV (both for the guard posts and the tralers where researchers stay when its too much hassle to commute everyday) and the BBC crew just happened to show up when all the guards were watching the game. They have motion/seismic sensors in the ground around the base but those go off all the time due to rabbits, coyotes, and a nearby dairy farm (seriously) so most of the time the warning lights for those are ignored, thats how the BBC crew got right up to the gate. Word from a friend who works in the aerospace industry and has friends who work or have worked at 51 EVERY guard was fired over that incident.

    • @FireWrathAK
      @FireWrathAK 4 года назад +8

      @@deadcelebrity OUCH! So are they still allowed to watch TV or did that regulation get un-relaxed?

    • @deadcelebrity
      @deadcelebrity 4 года назад +10

      @@FireWrathAK As far as I know the guard buildings no longer have sat TV as a result.

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi 5 лет назад +265

    Objection: We would all be under cardboard boxes and therefore never get caught.

    • @Evello37
      @Evello37 5 лет назад +57

      !

    • @usul573
      @usul573 5 лет назад +30

      It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

    • @rm9308
      @rm9308 5 лет назад +25

      Snake?
      Snaaaaaaaaake!

    • @justin-ch1bn
      @justin-ch1bn 5 лет назад +9

      Huh? It's just a box

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 5 лет назад +4

      Plan B: raid Shadow Moses.

  • @hillbillydiva1309
    @hillbillydiva1309 5 лет назад +388

    Also publicly setting a date and time means if the government is hiding anything in area 51 they have more than enough time to move everything.

    • @scottbrown2252
      @scottbrown2252 5 лет назад +100

      Dang, we gotta storm Area 52!

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +34

      Or, more easily: bring in a bunch of personnel and equipment (non-lethal and lethal) to repel the would-be stormers.

    • @progandy
      @progandy 5 лет назад +22

      @Andrew Velonis: And to play along, "camouflage" that equipment so that it looks alien.

    • @LordGdawg
      @LordGdawg 5 лет назад +12

      This. All of this.

    • @o76923
      @o76923 5 лет назад +17

      The most compelling explanation I've heard for what's in area 51 is that it's the Lockheed skunkworks given that all the aircraft confirmed to have been developed there are produced by Lockheed.
      I would imagine that it's difficult to move lots of aviation R&D equipment.

  • @my3dviews
    @my3dviews 5 лет назад +747

    "They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they would be dead". LOL

    • @YaKnowWhatIming
      @YaKnowWhatIming 5 лет назад +2

      Never thought I'd see you here haha, I agree though

    • @doctorsnakeeater1997
      @doctorsnakeeater1997 5 лет назад +19

      Of course they'd be tried!
      *In the afterlife.*

    • @endzordays
      @endzordays 5 лет назад +16

      That was basically my immediate thought when I first read an article about them planning to storm Area 51 basically. "Yeah that's a good way to get shot".

    • @SuperMarioTomma95
      @SuperMarioTomma95 5 лет назад +8

      @@doctorsnakeeater1997 Not the Naruto Runners. While everyone dies they'll get in and free the aliens. At that point aliens will use their technology to resuscitate the dead people to thank us. This is a solid plan.

    • @TheGoldenDragon_
      @TheGoldenDragon_ 5 лет назад

      Wouldn't be a good look tho to kill a giant horde of unarmed citizens.

  • @ithomas7788
    @ithomas7788 4 года назад +58

    "they wouldn't be tried anywhere because they would be dead" I love that so much lol

  • @yoitwasntme
    @yoitwasntme 5 лет назад +217

    “They wouldn’t be tried anywhere because they’d be dead, so there’s that. Good bye everyone!” 😂

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch 5 лет назад +2

      Bella LeForce 1 million dumb freeloaders.

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 5 лет назад +9

      *laughing at 6600 rounds per minute*

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +3

      Your quote is correct. You win.

    • @paddyofurniture9523
      @paddyofurniture9523 5 лет назад +1

      @Sonny And you're a nobody, stfu and go troll somewhere else

  • @jacopclark4403
    @jacopclark4403 5 лет назад +495

    America protects itself from America (2019 colorized)

    • @jczapata4485
      @jczapata4485 5 лет назад +29

      America protects itself from weebs

    • @wienerschnitzel1739
      @wienerschnitzel1739 5 лет назад

      True dat

    • @TheDarkestPaladin
      @TheDarkestPaladin 5 лет назад +2

      @@jczapata4485 not all raiders are weebs

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheDarkestPaladin but all weebs are raiders

    • @TheDarkestPaladin
      @TheDarkestPaladin 5 лет назад +1

      @@icipher6730 true , I never thought a day will com when I'll say this but I'm proud of weebs for once

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +1525

    If everyone is distracted with Area 51, I'm gonna be logical and not join the bandwagon. I'll do things of my own.
    **Raids the Pentagon instead**

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 5 лет назад +89

      Christopher Moon gets shot 300000 times by US National guard, army, Air Force, navy, coastguard, and police. Event still being investigated.

    • @Z8_8Z
      @Z8_8Z 5 лет назад +17

      Fed up.... instead?

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 5 лет назад +82

      Probably more likely to succeed anyhow. There's a commonly told story of a russian bypassing the security guard by following in a group of employees and flashing a green card similar to the ID cards of actual employees of the time. The guard was fired and the russian agent caught but hey, no weapons or breaking in was needed.

    • @stevendorsey4850
      @stevendorsey4850 5 лет назад +13

      Congratulations, you've gotten a collection of really nicely upholstered furniture, and an angry, Russian woman chasing you. ;)

    • @Shinku_no_sanbun
      @Shinku_no_sanbun 5 лет назад +43

      It's all a ruse; they're actually going to raid Area 52

  • @aflyingrat3969
    @aflyingrat3969 4 года назад +234

    "patterson fire a warning shot"
    "but sir this is a m32a1 grenade launcher"
    "eh potato potato, patterson just fire the grenade launcher"

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +6

      Warning grenade*

    • @mikegarza8648
      @mikegarza8648 3 года назад +17

      Funnily enough a live grenade is sometimes referred to as a hot potato.....or potahto

    • @halogamer8998
      @halogamer8998 3 года назад +1

      Nice Russianbadger reference

    • @freelanserns187
      @freelanserns187 3 года назад +8

      My guy it's the Air Force they're not going to be firing a warning shot with a M32 A1 they're going to be firing a warning shot with an A-10

    • @aflyingrat3969
      @aflyingrat3969 3 года назад +2

      @@freelanserns187 it was a russianbadger reference

  • @septegram
    @septegram 5 лет назад +265

    "Obviously, aliens have never come to Planet Earth."
    "Objection! Speculation, your Honor. We do not know if aliens have or have not visited this planet; speculation on the matter is (a) beyond the scope of this trial ... I mean video, and (b) outside the witness' admittedly substantial expertise. He is an attorney, not a SETI expert."

    • @o76923
      @o76923 5 лет назад +37

      If aliens visited earth, the US would know about it. If the US had records on it, Trump would have found out about it. If Trump found out about it, he would have tweeted about it.
      Since he hasn't tweeted about it, we can be confident that aliens haven't visited earth.

    • @sirkana
      @sirkana 5 лет назад +8

      Also if they actually visited millions of years ago and left having found nothing of interest we would never know.

    • @gwills9337
      @gwills9337 5 лет назад +24

      @@o76923 you've just described precisely why they wouldn't tell Trump about it.

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 5 лет назад +5

      @@o76923 why would the any one know. The most likely method of observation would be small probe, built to be stealthy and could still be around just watching us

    • @davidbryant276
      @davidbryant276 5 лет назад +3

      @@sirkana there was a documentary called ancient aliens that provided compelling proof that aliens visited in the past, like thousands of years ago.

  • @matthewschad6649
    @matthewschad6649 5 лет назад +668

    When you almost make it into Area 51 because the guards were watching Basketball.

    • @qweasdzxcname
      @qweasdzxcname 5 лет назад +34

      why not ? area 51 is a base in nevada. its extremely rare for anything to happen there. in these bases soldiers almost completely forget their duty.
      in iraq, soldiers are on alert. inside united states borders MANY soldiers are not, especially in deserts.

    • @futuramayeah
      @futuramayeah 5 лет назад +29

      just dress up as a pizza guy and say it's for the head of the base

    • @zuccyamom8485
      @zuccyamom8485 5 лет назад +17

      futuramayeah dress up as a pizza guy and say "it's for E.T."

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 5 лет назад +6

      @@zuccyamom8485 GENIUS

    • @V1z10n
      @V1z10n 5 лет назад

      Should had went during football season.

  • @devonrusinek5807
    @devonrusinek5807 5 лет назад +502

    Wouldn't it be something if this all was a brilliant marketing campaign by that hotel in Rachel, NV?

    • @Cg23sailor
      @Cg23sailor 5 лет назад +21

      Not far fetched at all, and i believe it is fact. Just not by the residents of Rachel.
      That asshat who created the Facebook "joke" knew it would go viral and is now "claiming" that he is trying to turn it around by turning it into a burning man type music festival.called "Alienstock".
      I guarantee you Alienstock was planned all along and the joke was a way to get viral free publicity.

    • @30noir
      @30noir 5 лет назад +23

      @@Cg23sailor Maybe he doesn't want to go to jail for conspiracy to incite violence & commit murder.

    • @joeblow2063
      @joeblow2063 5 лет назад +4

      @You Wish Damn - you've got it all figured. Now, hurry upstairs, I think your mom has lunch ready! Pretty sure she removed the crust from the PB&J just the way you like it!

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 5 лет назад

      @You Wish WHOOSH!

    • @selehadinhabesi3855
      @selehadinhabesi3855 5 лет назад

      *Big brains*

  • @stewybob123
    @stewybob123 5 лет назад +263

    My mom's gonna break in to get that button that can pause online games ...

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +1

      Why do I feel like I've heard this joke a bunch of times already?

    • @maileredstone8391
      @maileredstone8391 3 года назад +2

      This deserves more likes

    • @Wanqer
      @Wanqer 3 года назад +4

      How did it go? Did she make it?

  • @AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat
    @AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat 5 лет назад +103

    Area 51 raid: *literally happens*
    Cemeteries: *stonks*

  • @nubsicle4109
    @nubsicle4109 5 лет назад +547

    Make sure to bring your torches and beds so the guards can't spawn and so you can respawn.

    • @_.leoo._2264
      @_.leoo._2264 5 лет назад +9

      Idk why but that really made me giggle a shit ton

    • @iximmalicexl9749
      @iximmalicexl9749 5 лет назад +2

      Vik Nub how original

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 5 лет назад +2

      Somebody's been playing 7 Days.

    • @shanem8957
      @shanem8957 5 лет назад +9

      Patrick Kenyon it was a Minecraft reference but okay

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 5 лет назад +1

      @@shanem8957 Well, yeah, Minecraft too.

  • @CRemy-pk1fh
    @CRemy-pk1fh 5 лет назад +444

    What we actually looking for in Area 51 :
    -catgirls
    -one dentist that doesn't recomended toothpaste
    -Half Life 3
    -Portal 3

    • @HotBuilds
      @HotBuilds 5 лет назад +7

      Half life 3!! Lol best game ever half life 2

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 5 лет назад

      -Watch Dogs Legions

    • @raptorm8242
      @raptorm8242 5 лет назад +18

      -Hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs
      -GTA 6

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 5 лет назад +6

      Also the SCP foundation

    • @walterclements8905
      @walterclements8905 5 лет назад +1

      Che Remy
      Bro yeah let’s go 😎😎

  • @arcblooper2699
    @arcblooper2699 3 года назад +20

    I was one of the “raiders” back in 2019. The police force was prepped for about 38,500 more people than what actually showed up. The law enforcement presence was so disproportionate it was comical

  • @immortalis1001
    @immortalis1001 5 лет назад +972

    "It is illegal to kill or attempt to kill a federal agent." -- Well, as far as I know my noisy neighbor is not a federal agent so I am buying a sledge hammer and having some fun tonight.

    • @thehomiedani927
      @thehomiedani927 5 лет назад +54

      I like the way you think

    • @shaik100_
      @shaik100_ 5 лет назад +44

      He might be your FBI agent or someone else’s fbi agent so...

    • @chrisrawr6177
      @chrisrawr6177 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly i have to wonder if that law is just there to make even self defense illegal in that situation as murdering anyone is already illegal anyway...

    • @BrandonNolet
      @BrandonNolet 5 лет назад +1

      @@chrisrawr6177 That's what I was just about to say. It's probably to declare self defense out of the question

    • @Abstract_zx
      @Abstract_zx 5 лет назад +2

      ... or is he?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +808

    *Taps forehead*
    Can't get in trouble with the government if you die from the thousands of bullets from the area 51 guards

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane 5 лет назад +14

      thousands? thats a waste of tax payer money (tho the military is kinda over funded). You just need 1-5 depending on the distance.

    • @alejandromolina7270
      @alejandromolina7270 5 лет назад +7

      Are you a Time Lord?

    • @Sonic7589
      @Sonic7589 5 лет назад +14

      Rodrigo Parra Palma you must be new around here. He is the grand elder of RUclips

    • @paulheap1982
      @paulheap1982 5 лет назад +6

      @@ceresbane just one. Fire one in the air, I gaurantee those weebs will run crying back. 😂

    • @kalebramirez7327
      @kalebramirez7327 5 лет назад +2

      Justin Y. You're back! I missed seeing you everywhere xD

  • @tron3entertainment
    @tron3entertainment 5 лет назад +878

    The REAL secret is how did Bob Lazar keep the same style glasses for 30 years?

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 4 года назад +35

      Lets just assume he has been wearing the same pair of glasses for 30 years.

    • @JulianDanzerHAL9001
      @JulianDanzerHAL9001 4 года назад +22

      the real question is why do some people believe someone trying to pretend he's a physicist whitout knowing basic middleschool physics
      I mean if you're gonna make up fun scifi stories or lies
      at least make up lies that aren't just gibberish
      his ideas aren't controversial
      they are plain gibberish

    • @JulianDanzerHAL9001
      @JulianDanzerHAL9001 4 года назад +4

      he's a basking shark

    • @doomngloom9088
      @doomngloom9088 4 года назад +20

      @@JulianDanzerHAL9001 Maybe my interpretation is overly charitable, but I've always believed he was insane and delusional rather than an intentional liar.
      His stories remain relatively consistent, he tells them with conviction, and he passed a polygraph test given by an expert indicating that he most likely believes his story.

    • @JulianDanzerHAL9001
      @JulianDanzerHAL9001 4 года назад +7

      @@doomngloom9088 well, he very well might be
      a completely sane scheming/opporunistic liar would make... at least slightly less nonsensical stories

  • @peterpodgorski
    @peterpodgorski 3 года назад +86

    Thanks, RUclips, for reminding me of simpler times where "a bunch of idiots storming govt facilities" was hypothetical

  • @FTW1013
    @FTW1013 5 лет назад +558

    "Trying to kill federal agents can result in serious prison time"..you dont say

    • @Red-eu3iz
      @Red-eu3iz 5 лет назад +3

      Jimbo Bimbo underrated response

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 5 лет назад +3

      Depends on how much money you have

    • @brazeiar9672
      @brazeiar9672 5 лет назад +5

      Trying to kill 2 million civilians is a genocide and a crime against humanity. This is comparable to the number of Jews that Hitler murdered in WW2. This makes shooting federal agents look like a traffic ticket. Not that federal agents guard Area 51, which is guarded by an LV based private security guard company. Side note, running on live runways is prohibited, though you will get away with it in Area 51 the government wouldn't be nearly as forgiving were you to pull the same stunt at JFK or Heathrow.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 лет назад +2

      Jimbo Bimbo If you don't get caught there is no jail time. That's why it "can" lead to jail

    • @seand7042
      @seand7042 5 лет назад

      Or death

  • @pfd_mark_taylor
    @pfd_mark_taylor 5 лет назад +102

    A+ for intro drama

  • @ranwolf1240
    @ranwolf1240 5 лет назад +695

    Internet: They can't stop us all
    USAF: A-10 Warthog.gif

    • @davidinhawaii9243
      @davidinhawaii9243 5 лет назад +10

      We used to have A-10's at Battle Creek ANG Base.

    • @palehorse24681
      @palehorse24681 5 лет назад +4

      Seems like they can lmao

    • @Ericmcdonkey
      @Ericmcdonkey 5 лет назад +25

      Internet: they can't stop us all
      Area 51 :Just the sound of a minigun spinning up never fires a shot
      Internet:backs away slowly for 4 steps then turns and Naruto runs home as fast as possible

    • @bamfbabybamf
      @bamfbabybamf 5 лет назад +4

      There's more idiots than there are rounds they can't get em all

    • @tristanmorris9432
      @tristanmorris9432 5 лет назад +7

      They likely wouldn't be willing to though. Imagine the scandal for killing that many people, justly or not.

  • @ericm242910
    @ericm242910 4 года назад +91

    "In addition to death, which is probably bad enough..."

  • @TheUltimatePositionOfPower
    @TheUltimatePositionOfPower 5 лет назад +493

    Of course use the footage of him wearing a Naruto headband.
    *I WANT TO BELIEVE IT*

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 5 лет назад +9

      "It's the photo he used on his linkedin profile"

    • @dissymorgan
      @dissymorgan 5 лет назад +8

      Not just a headband but an Akatsuki robe as well. He's a right proper lad.

    • @TheUltimatePositionOfPower
      @TheUltimatePositionOfPower 5 лет назад +2

      It does make sense tho. Kaguya DID come from space.

    • @bradensorensen966
      @bradensorensen966 5 лет назад

      Okay, I’ll say it...
      Naruto: “BE - LIEVE IT!”

  • @eduardo7677
    @eduardo7677 5 лет назад +522

    If only 1% show up we can do it!!!!
    Area 51 guards: *laugh in 3000 rounds per minute*

    • @altaccout
      @altaccout 5 лет назад +39

      I'm sure that less than 1% are going to show up to even see what happens.

    • @davidjacobo5637
      @davidjacobo5637 5 лет назад +24

      Plus civilians always run when they hear shots

    • @kurtbarlow9402
      @kurtbarlow9402 5 лет назад +10

      And the guards are using reverse engineered death rays

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu 5 лет назад +3

      One percent of the U.S. population?? That isn’t going to be enough...

    • @nunyabizness9045
      @nunyabizness9045 5 лет назад +4

      @@kazemizu Chuck Norris is going to be there... So its over

  • @ThomasFlansburg
    @ThomasFlansburg 5 лет назад +184

    Perhaps the military should take the threat another way. Maybe they should have a 'UFO' festival/carnival with inflatable ships and aliens.

    • @Zer0cul0
      @Zer0cul0 5 лет назад +16

      I mean there have got to be some geat parties one way or another. This way the air force can decide where they want us, either right next to the gate or far enough away.
      Far enough away that anyone who then decides to go on to area 51 can be taken down in staggered waves of police and camo dudes.

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 5 лет назад +3

      The military is meant to protect the country and being a symbol of this protection. Being such a symbol implies a great seriousness and a clear separation with the civilians so that the image remains as strong as possible. They have various rules preventing them from being friendly or joking with civilians unfortunately. So while a festival/carnaval would be a lovely occasion, it's as likely as having 20 random people storming Area 51 without anything but their clothes :/

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад

      @UCStQ84iLSsLO_i6c5Gim6jQ Yup, these civvies have never heard of the grog bowl obviously.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 5 лет назад

      Thib; lol then how come their (totally doesn't exist) listening post in alaska back in the 70's trolled some Urakanian(?) merchent/marines shippers with run of the mill supplies to ankrage so the myth goes: dude tells mainland to turn the lights on, and move so the can dock, mainland says no you move, and so they went back and forth till mainland told them: you know your off course and careening twards the ground right. (wahh wah wah waah wah wawahwhwahaaah)-> so the trobone cartoon sound doesn't translate to text. Oh and they trolled SeaHaven(numerous times) and reportedly have had great fun trolling varius presidents while they do inspections and general tours.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 5 лет назад

      Tristian^ that^

  • @chelseanoble263
    @chelseanoble263 3 года назад +115

    God I miss when storming Area 51 was the biggest headline.

    • @mrbibu5856
      @mrbibu5856 3 года назад +2

      Stfu

    • @Parkourre
      @Parkourre 3 года назад +1

      Objection! This individual has the first amendment right!

  • @spacewarpphotography1667
    @spacewarpphotography1667 5 лет назад +798

    "We must protect the American people!"
    "Sir, the American people are here!"
    "Open fire!"

    • @The_Duval
      @The_Duval 5 лет назад +54

      Sir, a miniscule amount of American People are here to assault us*

    • @harrywarden7675
      @harrywarden7675 5 лет назад +37

      Well the public isn't supposed to go there so if you trespass, you will be killed.
      Same goes for anyone who trespasses on my property

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 лет назад +38

      @@harrywarden7675 They probably use tear gas and going to arrest the whole lot. But god beware, some of those nutjobs pull his gun...

    • @MichaelB769
      @MichaelB769 5 лет назад +20

      @@harrywarden7675 Yes but taxpayers aren't paying you to operate your property. Also, you're not the government, which is supposed to be working for us. Entering Area 51 should be a simple matter of 'Can I help you?' 'Yes, my tax dollars go to run this place and I'd like to see what you guys are doing with my money.' 'Right this way, Sir....'

    • @kazuichisouda2026
      @kazuichisouda2026 5 лет назад +12

      @@MichaelB769 Well, being fair, it's not a tourist trap, and I don't think the Air Force wants it to become one. It'd also be a bit dangerous, letting random strangers into a Gov facility.

  • @wafkt
    @wafkt 5 лет назад +512

    “... and confirming once again, that the lawyers are the real American heroes...”
    How long have you been wanting to use that line?

    • @darkfire1234
      @darkfire1234 5 лет назад +18

      Since his first super hero video

  • @FlameLFH
    @FlameLFH 5 лет назад +168

    "The Guards were inside watching a basketball game" LMAO

  • @cat-.-
    @cat-.- 3 года назад +26

    > Engineer
    > "It produced a gravitational field *while it is running*"
    Nope, the guy is not an engineer

  • @fim-43redeye31
    @fim-43redeye31 5 лет назад +1156

    Fun fact, the best way to get into Area 51 is to join the Air Force and prove yourself trustworthy.

    • @selehadinhabesi3855
      @selehadinhabesi3855 5 лет назад +98

      Good ol infiltration
      I am in

    • @purplefire2834
      @purplefire2834 5 лет назад +89

      That was our backup plan, you're going to give us away!

    • @adamgilligan6898
      @adamgilligan6898 5 лет назад +64

      Build a flying saucer and fly over area 51 and when they shoot you down then they will take you inside and you will get to see every thing.

    • @fallingpetunias9046
      @fallingpetunias9046 5 лет назад +16

      @@adamgilligan6898 Worked for my friend, Jacobo. They had inhibitions about teleporter technology after discussing Star Trek, so went with the flying saucer idea. Of course, now I have to get the idiot out. Just glad phase 1 took hold.

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 5 лет назад +5

      are there any undercover kyles on the inside?

  • @michaeldesanta977
    @michaeldesanta977 5 лет назад +124

    *OBJECTION!:* 12:08 The term is "Less Lethal", not "Less Than Lethal" because Less Lethal munitions still occasionally kill people.

    • @zoomgames123
      @zoomgames123 5 лет назад

      *TAKE THAT!*

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 лет назад

      @Wes Takahashi Goes both ways. People can be both remarkably resilient and vulnerable. But yeah, that can be surprising.

    • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
      @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 5 лет назад +4

      "Less than lethal" = "less lethal"
      You're thinking of "non- lethal."

  • @JVS_T
    @JVS_T 5 лет назад +760

    Area 51 has the other 98% of 2% milk ○_○

    • @subscribefornoreason7390
      @subscribefornoreason7390 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah, lets raid it.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 5 лет назад +61

      Area 51 is holding all our socks we’ve lost in dryers...and the cure for the common cold...and Donald Trump’s hairstylist.

    • @skull8093
      @skull8093 5 лет назад +10

      You do realize you can just buy whole milk right. Like the percentage is just fat content.

    • @subscribefornoreason7390
      @subscribefornoreason7390 5 лет назад +27

      @@skull8093 genius, leaking the grocery facts. Thanks, hope you don't get exposed by your coworkers.

    • @KyroLime
      @KyroLime 5 лет назад +6

      Aka whole milk

  • @RuhelSSJ4
    @RuhelSSJ4 3 года назад +73

    Well now that people have raided the capital building so easily, potentially the Area 51 raid could have been much worse.

  • @MilesDouglasGarrett
    @MilesDouglasGarrett 5 лет назад +480

    but like, you didn't take the Naruto run into consideration

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 5 лет назад +3

      loolol

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 5 лет назад +30

      How fast do they actually go in Naruto? Considering Kakashi was capable of not only reacting to lightning in motion, but also strike at it before it was over, and he was considered a kage level ninja, you'd have to imagine that other characters of similar, or greater tier, would be able to perform similar feats.
      So, for the sake of fun, how would the US military deal with thousands of civilians capable of running and manoeuvering at close to, or surpassing, the speed of lightning (assuming that bthey also had the material composition to not die from the various forces enacted upon their bodies and the energy to keep it up for the full duration of the raid)?

    • @davespringer777
      @davespringer777 5 лет назад +5

      @@rawovunlapin8201 at mach 3, the sr71 hits temperatures up to 480 degrees Celsius or 900 farenheit. The speed of light is more than double that, so they would have to be naked to avoid clothing fires.

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill 5 лет назад +3

      A fair point. Defense could claim psychosis or insanity, requesting a lightened or altered sentence...

    • @djoetma
      @djoetma 5 лет назад

      @@rawovunlapin8201 Kakashi wasn't kage level as far as that's a thing, since he was kage in his weakest state.

  • @Xaiff
    @Xaiff 5 лет назад +146

    "... non-lethal force with ascending level of brutality."
    Hey, it makes sense. 😂😂

    • @MC-zr7hl
      @MC-zr7hl 5 лет назад +5

      Basic RoE Shout, shove, shoot

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 5 лет назад +1

      @@MC-zr7hl shoot, as long as it's non-lethal.
      Unless we would go the lethal route. 😂😂😂

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 5 лет назад +2

      @@alyciagoode4115 ask. Then tell. Then make. Then erase their existence. 😆

    • @MC-zr7hl
      @MC-zr7hl 5 лет назад +1

      @@Xaiff well in the army once you get to the shoot part that depends on the situation. There could be a warning shot to the ground first or if it's a vehicle to the engine but ultimately yeah if they don't stop its shoot to stop the threat which means to kill.

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 лет назад +3

      Overwhelmingly non-lethal, Very non-lethal, Mostly non-lethal, Kinda non-lethal.

  • @squiddlyd755
    @squiddlyd755 5 лет назад +611

    You should review the Katy Perry Lawsuit. Musical youtubers have discussed but I’d love to hear a real lawyer’s opinion!

    • @amriayoub942
      @amriayoub942 5 лет назад +11

      actually there's a video poseted about this by anthony fantano and an other one linked from a professional producer , but i agree

    • @eanerickson1968
      @eanerickson1968 5 лет назад +14

      Shiva Konamani Yes, this should definitely happen. I’ve seen so many posts from sound engineers and musicologists explaining why it’s bs, but not what it looks like from a lawyer’s perspective.

    • @broadwayzjm5257
      @broadwayzjm5257 5 лет назад +1

      @@amriayoub942 what's the Katy Perry lawsuit?? sorry I'm not up to date

    • @amriayoub942
      @amriayoub942 5 лет назад +7

      @@broadwayzjm5257 she got sued for a veryy small similarity from a rock song in comparison to "dark horse , tbh i heard both its complete bs , if thats the case every artist will sue the other , ruclips.net/video/CHJiuR81Uj8/видео.html

    • @broadwayzjm5257
      @broadwayzjm5257 5 лет назад +1

      @@amriayoub942 awe that sucks :(( I read an article about a no-name band trying to sue 5SOS too!! And the songs sound nothing alike. I think these small music groups just do this to get clout and publicity, which is honestly so shitty.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 4 года назад +27

    Occam's Teacup: "The simplest explanation is Aliens."
    Because it rests in a Saucer.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 года назад

      This made me laugh. The razor Hanlon uses to shave must also be stored in the cabinet with Occam's Teacup.

  • @desther7975
    @desther7975 5 лет назад +372

    "They can't kill us all!"
    Actually, they probably can. :(

    • @Draeckon
      @Draeckon 5 лет назад +51

      These days? Absolutely. That phrase comes from Civil War and earlier era fighting where guns only fired one shot and took forever to reload. A formation of gunmen firing at a charging group would undoubtedly kill some of them, but they quite literally wouldn't have enough bullets to kill them all.
      And it was this thinking that led to so many casualties during WW1... Men running to their deaths in droves under machine gun fire.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 5 лет назад +4

      @@Draeckon Well maybe during the Napoleonic Wars, where the muskets cant hit accurately, in the civil war the rifles are accurate enough to hit at long ranges

    • @ailius1520
      @ailius1520 5 лет назад +8

      You know, I'm not so sure. If you could get 2 million people staged, and mind you that's impossible, *and* the military didn't reinforce the site, which they have, I'm guessing Murphy's Law would cause 1 or 2 to get past the bullets.
      Aircraft aren't that good at hitting one guy on the ground. I've even seen an A10 miss a terrorist once. And as for M4s - 2 million people divided by 210 rounds of ammunition per soldier is 9,524 soldiers, which is more than Edwards AFB has.
      I mean...given all the weapons, the break in would be a giant massacre, but there probably would be a few 'leaks'.
      A nastier legal question would be "would the military be better off just executing the survivors so there's nobody left to complain about it?" I've heard from a friend from a friend who knew a mob lawyer, if somebody invades your home, you shoot him, and he's injured and crawls out into your front yard, you're better off dragging him back into your house and killing him, because a nice clean simple narrative is powerful.

    • @j3in725
      @j3in725 5 лет назад +4

      It would probably take them only 2 gunners and their 50 calls with a few thousand rounds

    • @ailius1520
      @ailius1520 5 лет назад +3

      @@j3in725 Only if the guys rushing in are stacking themselves like bolling pins.
      2 million divided by (2 MGs x 2000 rounds) = 500
      You are assuming that the 50cal rounds are each kebabing 500 people. So are the rushers forming a neat orderly line-and column formation or something? Heck, even if they are, if the terrain is not almost completely flat - if there's any change in elevation of more than 6 feet, that shot would be impossible to pull off.
      I'm assuming the rushers are reasonably spread out and each sprinting at their full speed.

  • @nolaz010
    @nolaz010 5 лет назад +126

    Me and the boys getting out of Area 51 with a copy of Tony Hawk's Underground 3

    • @SinkOrSwim2253
      @SinkOrSwim2253 5 лет назад +4

      You too?! I've been waiting since the mid 2000's

    • @nolaz010
      @nolaz010 5 лет назад +2

      @Emi Hidalgo
      Play THUGPro, it’s all free, you’re in for a treat 👌

  • @Fishbowlery
    @Fishbowlery 5 лет назад +160

    This is the funniest thing since finding out that real-life military professionals had to be briefed on what Naruto Running is XD

    • @Mousdeappel
      @Mousdeappel 5 лет назад +9

      If this is true please send me a video or something

    • @theclosecall4095
      @theclosecall4095 5 лет назад

      Hannibal Hyde i think there are tweets about it. I saw it and its true that the military briefed the personnel with the meaning of naruto run lol

    • @GAndreC
      @GAndreC 5 лет назад

      What is it?

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 5 лет назад +492

    "If thousands of civilians stormed Area 51, where would they be tried?"
    "They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they would be dead."
    Story in a nutshell.

    • @jjtninja
      @jjtninja 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty much.

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 5 лет назад +7

      Even with 100k showing up the nearby county cannot support such a large number, not enough food, water, they only have 184 hotel rooms, not enough medical facilities, vehicle repair services, not enough gas at the gas stations, the cellular network will crash with the added traffic, and all it's going to take is one sick person even with just the flu to cause all kinds of chaos, if your vehicle breaks down you could be waiting for weeks before it gets serviced. Hell 80% of the of the people will have 10% or less battery on their phones by the time they get there and they won't have any power sockets in the middle of the desert to charge their phones.

    • @dross6206
      @dross6206 5 лет назад +6

      @Skelath it seems like you have never heard of basic things like tents, car chargers, first aid kits, gas cans, or wrenches. I understand what you are trying to get at, but everything you mentioned has an easy fix to an average blue collar guy. That being said, they would still all die if they take on the military.

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 5 лет назад +1

      @@dross6206 Providing everyone has the intelligence to bring all of that, but I wonder how a car charger will work without gas because their is no longer enough gas at the gas station, another thing to note is a lot of people are coming from overseas and from far away states and intend to "fly in" simply put their isn't enough rental cars or busses to transport them from the airport to the local meeting spot, wonder how they will charge their phones. Plus a first aid kit does nothing against the flu.

    • @dross6206
      @dross6206 5 лет назад +1

      Skelath some people could easily bring in gas in gas cans and/or generators. And the flu is a non-issue in the greater scheme of things for an event that is only a few days. Especially, when factoring in rates of transmission, percentage of immunized persons, and that it has a 48 hr incubation period before symptoms arise. But I do agree that the level of intelligence would be lacking. Again, all of it is a moot point if the military crop dusts them with napalm.

  • @literallyjustaboat8562
    @literallyjustaboat8562 5 лет назад +1960

    Area 51 hides toothpaste approved by 10/10 dentists
    Edit: OmG thank you guys so much for this
    This is my most liked post

  • @uberboat4512
    @uberboat4512 5 лет назад +358

    I don't think anyone's gonna "storm area 51". They'd probably just stand outside and hang around. Then they'd all go home.

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 5 лет назад +86

      uberboat45 You clearly underestimate American stupidity.

    • @max4million47
      @max4million47 5 лет назад +8

      Thank you for putting my thoughts into words

    • @WhiteVioletButterfly
      @WhiteVioletButterfly 5 лет назад +35

      The military is probably just going to close down all the major roads within a 50 mile radius of the base for a few days.

    • @PapaJohn1969
      @PapaJohn1969 5 лет назад +19

      uberboat45 I think a few dumb asses will be stupid enough to storm the base and find out just what lethal force is.

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 5 лет назад +5

      Even with 100k showing up the nearby county cannot support such a large number, not enough food, water, they only have 184 hotel rooms, not enough medical facilities, vehicle repair services, not enough gas at the gas stations, the cellular network will crash with the added traffic, and all it's going to take is one sick person even with just the flu to cause all kinds of chaos, if your vehicle breaks down you could be waiting for weeks before it gets serviced. Hell 80% of the of the people will have 10% or less battery on their phones by the time they get there and they won't have any power sockets in the middle of the desert to charge their phones.

  • @sqwyd
    @sqwyd 5 лет назад +108

    "You cannot enter [Area 51] without permission"
    So what if me and my 2M+ homies rock up and ask if the Air Force wants to have a sleepover party?

  • @JediDanD
    @JediDanD 5 лет назад +106

    9:19 Let's be serious, the FBI weren't running a security check on the cameramen for three hours . . . They just wanted to finish watching the basketball game, "Damn it Frank! Don't hog the chips!" 😂

    • @diersteinjulien6773
      @diersteinjulien6773 5 лет назад +16

      And why did it take 3 hours?
      Well the FBI agents were also watching the game, of course.
      Actualy that's the main flaw of the plan. They should gave stormed the base during the superbowl or something.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад

      @@diersteinjulien6773 that's another 5-6 months from the proposed date for the Area 51 assault tho. Don't think anyone would want to wait that long.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 5 лет назад +52

    "Photographs are prohibited"
    * Shows multiple photographs *

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe they were actually very detailed paintings!

  • @abandonator
    @abandonator 3 года назад +21

    I think after last days' events we all know we'd just happily wander in there and get a tourist tour.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 лет назад +82

    Crowd control is what would happen.
    Tear gas, rapid-fire 40mm non-lethals, water cannons, anything of the sort would likely be used in an attempt to resolve the incident without any lethal injuries to either parties.
    ... Attempt being the key-word here, because if they failed, the next level of appropriate force would be the lethal kind.
    Bear in mind that radiowave jammers would probably be used to keep anyone from continuing to stream the event, at which point the only evidence left would be eye-witness accounts.
    I'm not saying that people might just disappear, but i'm also not saying that the various branches of government involved wouldn't be capable of doing such a thing, as such a response would probably be legally justified by the people in charge of the people in charge.
    If there isn't any hyper-advanced tech at Area 51, you'll likely just end up with broken bones.
    If there IS, nobody will find your corpse if they deem it required to make you disappear.
    This is a bad idea.
    (Bring analog cameras, and have an escape plan ready, we want to see shit on live-leak!)

    • @spacespace321
      @spacespace321 5 лет назад +7

      Volvirth Even if they do have aliens, do y’all really think they would still be there🤣🤦‍♂️?? I mean come on. Y’all gave them a whole 30+ days heads up that everyone is gonna raid the place. They could’ve been moved the aliens to another base. If they even have any

    • @EagleSix52
      @EagleSix52 5 лет назад

      hey
      what if we... i mean they use cabled transmitters to stream the event or record what is happening?

    • @spacespace321
      @spacespace321 5 лет назад +3

      Blue Sun not to mention. 1 gunshot will probably turn the whole crowd around. I guarantee if one of the guards spray into the air, everyone is gonna run. All it takes is that or one idiot to run in and get shot.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 5 лет назад

      @@spacespace321 or,and this is just...i at least have only imagined this,don't know the likelihood, most people decide to camp out like a mile or so, from the base, just off the dirt road the eventually leads to the base and the camo dudes,but some people keep going,actually trying to raid the place, gunshots happen, more of the former crowd advance out of curiosity trying to see wtf just happened,and the guards think it's more hostiles,and fire on them.

    • @spacespace321
      @spacespace321 5 лет назад +2

      cobraglatiator yea

  • @NiminaeOld
    @NiminaeOld 5 лет назад +71

    This makes me wonder: What kind of legal powers does the press/media have? I would love to see a video on that.

    • @usul573
      @usul573 5 лет назад

      I'm sure they have a legal team.

  • @KenjiWatanabe1
    @KenjiWatanabe1 5 лет назад +354

    so what you're sayin is, the best time for an infiltration is during NBA playoffs. gotcha!

    • @ravenbloodommo
      @ravenbloodommo 5 лет назад +4

      Funny

    • @ChaosDesigned
      @ChaosDesigned 5 лет назад +6

      During the Superbowl or the Playoffs when you know everyone is going to be watching. You have to have a multi stage plan, go during the PLayoff/Superbowl/WorldSeries. First send a wave of drones, spread out in a fan across the outer edge that will give you vision to see if they're all watching the game or not. Then you rush in from every angle. It would be fruitless to rush teh same door.

    • @TheMrChipmyster
      @TheMrChipmyster 5 лет назад +7

      Just don’t knock on the glass

  • @nathen4171
    @nathen4171 4 года назад +12

    “There wouldn’t be a trial, they’d be dead” Such a Marine response lol Semper Fi Sir!

  • @zissler1
    @zissler1 5 лет назад +210

    How to get into Area 51:
    *Get a piece of cardboard*
    *Draw a face of generic engineer*
    *Put said mask on and say generic phrases such as “someone’s sappin my sentry”*

    • @gunfury4342
      @gunfury4342 4 года назад +6

      Just use a deadringer

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      I was gonna say get a cardboard box and draw a crude cartoon of a bush on either side. Then just crawl around inside that, vibrating slightly if anyone approaches so as to simulate movement of the bush in the wind.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 года назад

      *I YAM THE SHPEE*

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 года назад

      @@gunfury4342 Or...
      Find a cardboard box big enough to hide in.
      Label it "The Orange"
      Hide under it.
      Works every time.

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 5 лет назад +168

    Well yeah, but what if they're Naruto running?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад +14

      Realistically? most of the people who got on board this aren't athletic enough to run through several miles of desert.

    • @jacobstratton1140
      @jacobstratton1140 5 лет назад +8

      Obviously no one can possibly catch them if they are Naruto running

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 5 лет назад +4

      In all seriousness, you have to go through years of ninjutsu training before you can actually run like that with proper effectiveness.
      Running like that without the appropriate conditioning and discipline will just result in total failure.

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar 5 лет назад

      Did you know that by Naruto running, your top speed increases to over 150mph?physics.stackexchange.com/questions/492955/generating-lift-by-naruto-running

    • @kevinc9065
      @kevinc9065 5 лет назад +1

      They would only die tired.

  • @alexdawson5293
    @alexdawson5293 5 лет назад +110

    Area 51 is a decoy to hide where the UFO's are truly being held:
    Area 52

    • @fheedpexx9267
      @fheedpexx9267 5 лет назад +4

      The Tonopah Test Range? Well since everyone is already in Nevada just stop by there also.

    • @dread77706
      @dread77706 5 лет назад +2

      Area 52 is the F-117 Test/Training Range.

    • @TGTK-FreeSpeech-
      @TGTK-FreeSpeech- 5 лет назад +1

      According to whistleblower Bob Lazar the flying saucers weren't held at Area 51, but 15 miles south of Area 51 at a site called S4

    • @jk09345568
      @jk09345568 5 лет назад

      Hate to break it to you but aliens don't exist. You won't find any in Area 51. No aliens. Just a bunch or dangerous radiation, classified weapons, classified aircraft, and dangerous unnamed chemicals.

    • @jk09345568
      @jk09345568 5 лет назад

      *of

  • @lifeandtimesofjonathanharr172
    @lifeandtimesofjonathanharr172 5 лет назад +35

    Area 51 is actually a recreation site for the legendary Chuck Norris.

  • @Doofwarrior88
    @Doofwarrior88 5 лет назад +383

    What if the Military just let them on the grounds and take them for a tour.

    • @WarDoctor42
      @WarDoctor42 5 лет назад +79

      September 19th, all of a sudden they declassify everything lol

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan 5 лет назад +85

      @@WarDoctor42 Yes declassification - open walkthroughs, everything else scrubbed and hidden in some new base elsewhere remote. Complete honesty.

    • @winter9352
      @winter9352 5 лет назад +4

      Cody Peters dude I thought the same thing

    • @thatoneguy2886
      @thatoneguy2886 5 лет назад +23

      Honestly the alien hunt will never end, mankind fears the void of space and refuses to accept the emptiness in existence.
      Either we are alone in the universe or we are not, both are equally terrifying

    • @dannyoftea9531
      @dannyoftea9531 5 лет назад +5

      @@thatoneguy2886 neither are bad nor terrifying, if we are infact alone then this means we where infact made specefically for a reason or the world/universe was made for us and us alone to do as we please with or with some other grand reason and or plan, if we are not alone then that means there are other who have simular societies and wars, thoughts ideas or nothing even close it means that humanity is just part of a whole and has a meaning to its existence, the fact that people fear things like being alone or not or the dark or the unknown has always baffled me, do not fear that which you know not, but respect it ya know? I love the unknown its exiting

  • @scooter2d2
    @scooter2d2 5 лет назад +47

    Bob Lazar will NEVER do another interview again after all of this.

  • @ClutchMonkey6969
    @ClutchMonkey6969 5 лет назад +10

    Prisoner 1: why u in here
    Prisoner 2: i killed 20 people and robbed a bank, you?
    Prisoner 1: i stormed area 51 while naruto running

  • @OgonoArtFamily
    @OgonoArtFamily 5 лет назад +346

    If Naruto can become hokage, we can storm area 51. Believe it!

    • @theservant2419
      @theservant2419 5 лет назад +7

      HE IS the 7th hokage

    • @dzdju9fh8df83
      @dzdju9fh8df83 5 лет назад +3

      Donald trump is naruto, he has that yellow hair and we look up to him.

    • @spinoxt232
      @spinoxt232 5 лет назад +11

      @@dzdju9fh8df83 Nah naruto is cool and loved by everyone unlike trump

    • @razieluchiha7580
      @razieluchiha7580 5 лет назад +5

      @@dzdju9fh8df83 no

    • @jjmmm515
      @jjmmm515 5 лет назад +3

      @@dzdju9fh8df83 I don't want Naruto to step down

  • @BlackBeard74
    @BlackBeard74 5 лет назад +96

    Civilians * Enter Area 51
    AC-130 Gunship Has Entered The Chat
    Civilians * Have Left The Chat

    • @doesthiswork8490
      @doesthiswork8490 5 лет назад +13

      A-10 Warthog Has Entered The Chat

    • @Moravuscz
      @Moravuscz 5 лет назад +3

      *Military HW all left the chat after a humiliating verbal defeat, prevented from countering arguments because of "government secrets" that mustn't be leaked*
      No lethal force was used that day, just plain good ol' words that make you go braindead.

    • @tankgrrl
      @tankgrrl 5 лет назад +2

      EC-130J Commando Solo II has entered chat
      *Chat disconnected*

    • @callumbatten3491
      @callumbatten3491 5 лет назад +1

      @@doesthiswork8490 *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 5 лет назад +2

      *ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE*

  • @christophermacintyre5890
    @christophermacintyre5890 5 лет назад +206

    September 20th, 2019: The American Dyslexic Society storms Area 15, finding evidence that the American government Is hiding proof of the existence of Dog.

    • @christophermacintyre5890
      @christophermacintyre5890 5 лет назад +8

      I've talked my way into a few bras in my time.

    • @funkworthrollin4959
      @funkworthrollin4959 5 лет назад +1

      I've talk them out of one.

    • @cbviperess9319
      @cbviperess9319 5 лет назад +2

      Dyslexic?

    • @matthewglick9822
      @matthewglick9822 5 лет назад +2

      .15 aera ta dad nacirema morf regor dnouf i

    • @christophermacintyre5890
      @christophermacintyre5890 5 лет назад +2

      Dyslexia is a learning disorder that involves difficulty reading due to problems identifying speech sounds and learning how they relate to letters and words (decoding). Also called reading disability, dyslexia affects areas of the brain that process language.

  • @toyertries7605
    @toyertries7605 3 года назад +7

    This video hits different after the capitol raid

  • @DanniDerpy
    @DanniDerpy 5 лет назад +123

    we all storm area 51, break in just to find them all like watching tv and doing no actual work XD thats the real conspiracy

    • @lastnightsdream6166
      @lastnightsdream6166 5 лет назад +19

      i mean it would probably be like that if they didn't know the actual date and hour of the stormin. they'll just work that day and the next day they'll go back to watchin basketball

    • @jonathangoodwin5609
      @jonathangoodwin5609 5 лет назад +3

      Danni Derpy that's way more likely, to be honest.

    • @davespringer777
      @davespringer777 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, the real truth is area 51 is a huge tax sink.

  • @LetumComplexo
    @LetumComplexo 5 лет назад +124

    Honestly, I think this is a brilliant opportunity for some good PR with the US military in some sort of military arms expo.

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 5 лет назад +11

      A flod of nerd bettering their lifes in service, and a new wave of sexy cartoon ladys painted on the side of warvehicles and ships, it almost sounds cool

    • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
      @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 5 лет назад +7

      It's better to discourage an event like this from happening again, not encourage it. The people who don't show up shouldn't feel like they missed out.

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 5 лет назад +10

      @@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- Hopefully, all that will happen will just be a boost to the local economy. Lots of people gather, they have a little party and everyone goes home with a lot of funky T-shirts. No one gets shot, no one gets arrested. The worst thing to happen, some idiots actually try running out to that base (you're suppose to run out there, not drive out there), they get lost in all that desert and end up dying from dehydration.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 5 лет назад

      @@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- Why would you discourage a good PR event.

  • @mrman991
    @mrman991 5 лет назад +78

    "influence the policy of government by intimidation or coercion"
    Is that something that could be used against lobbyists?

    • @CreativeWM_Personal
      @CreativeWM_Personal 5 лет назад +1

      Or foreign governments?

    • @Ohforgodssakethatsme
      @Ohforgodssakethatsme 5 лет назад +5

      It says coercion, not corruption; so no, unfortunately not.

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 5 лет назад +4

      +Tyler Hendrix So it's "I'll pay you if you do this" vs "I'll stop paying you if you do this."
      I'm sorry, what was the difference here again?

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 5 лет назад

      +Tyler Hendrix Yeah, I realize most of the flaws in the system are the flaws in the humanity itself, and hard to get rid of without removing the humans as well.
      Doesn't mean I'll ever shut up about them, though.

    • @HaloForgeUltra
      @HaloForgeUltra 5 лет назад

      Right, just like Hillary getting paid hundreds of thousands for giving companies speeches had nothing to do with her being corrupt.