Strange idea after the 'hot coffee in the eyes could cause blindness' line - but I'd love to see an overly cautious travel/tour guide or some sort of video. Just someone warning you of oddities that could spell danger
I can only imagine that ER must walk into every appliance store when he shops, walks up to the first attendee present and asks 'good now, what *sounds* does this make?' Then taps on the show model for 10 minutes to check quality
Love coming back to The Godfather of ASMR when life is too much to handle. Chemo treatments for 3 years-I’m over it and I needed this brain break. Clear my mind to make some tough decisions. You always help balance things out in my soul. I wish you knew JUST how much you mean to millions over all these years. I basically grew up with you. Please keep up the good work as long as you can. We treasure you.
3 years wow! You’re a very strong woman, that’s a lot to go through. I’ve seen what cancer and chemo does to people so I can only imagine what it must’ve been like ❤️ hope you’re healthy and happy ❤️
@@MakoMusic_ I’m still doing what they call palliative chemo, it’s been just about 2* years straight, which is a bit higher than normal but it was low doses at first while I was in a clinical trial but that didn’t work out. The side effects from the chemo are beginning to be too much and I’m deciding between continuing, taking a break if possible, or quitting chemo and looking to alternative methods and lifestyles. My doctors have not yet said I have to stop the chemo but I know it will get to that point soon. *changed 3 to 2
@@Hazeyface Wow. And you've done that for 3 years?? Honestly that is really impressive. As a guy that has only seen what cancer and chemo does to people I must say you are quite the resilient woman for enduring that for 3 years. Whatever decision you make as of now would be what you think is best for your lifestyle and honestly hope you're happy🙃
@@GgTTV828 Yeah. ASMR that contains caffeine could be a paradox. Because so many use ASMR for sleeping, while caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant.
Considering it was its first time I think the coffee machine did a great job. I mean first-times are always rough. The excitement, the fear: It’s hard to keep your cool and stick to the task at hand, even if you’ve done it a thousand times before. I remember my first time. My job was a lot easier than that machine’s. All I had to do was let the water inside me come to a boil. Everything went fine ‘till the water was ready. No one came to pick me up and so I started to panic. I let out high pitched squeals utterly unbecoming of a professional. Yet still no one came. I tried to let off some steam and in fact I did, tons of it. And still no one came. At this point I was almost frustrated that no one did me the kindness to put me out of my helpless misery. I screeched like I never had before desperate to get any kind of attention. Ear piercing as a sound it was people immediately noticed and someone rushed to grab me off the stove. They cursed the whole time. It turns out it was a few seconds, barely a minute that they had left me to wait. With all pent-up energy inside me it just felt like an eternity. That was the last time I worked with that crew. They replaced me with an electric water cooker. Now I am with a family that likes oldtimey things like myself. They don’t use me often, as they only make coffee and tea for guests. But when they do I know it’s a special occasion so I feel all the more excited. That’s the key thing: Excitement. Instead of letting all that energy be made up of fear and anxiety, I just take it all as excitement and the rest follows.
ER, you're seriously a treasure. Your videos are as soothing as they are enigmatic, and fun. You're impossible to explain, while being perfect in every way. Thank you
As someone who loves coffee, drinking and also your series on the Men of ASMR. I’d love to see the Beverage Man get introduced. I feel that’ll be a nice addition.
i had my first exam today since June 2021 and I was so stressed I got nauseous, which made me skip breakfast. It's video's like these that make me want to get a drink and something to eat. Just like wen you'd be visiting a family member :) Thanks Uncle E!
Hey man, I’ve been away from you’re channel pretty exactly 6 years now, I don’t know why it came to that but I found my way back. I see that you still create great content ,which makes me glad of course! On a another note, if I’m remembering correctly you had some mental health issues that you talked about in a/some video & I just wanted to say that I genuinely hope that you’ve had a chance to process it and had a chance to work on getting better ❤️🩹 Keep being you.
@@vieira_109 if you are drinking it responsibly, then why would it be bad? It's not like I'm drinking only coffee all the time, mostly after the work so I can wake up a little and enjoy rest of my day. Also, I can't taste tea because of COVID, and hell mate, I loved tea :/
I was having a rough day. Lots of anxiety that just wouldn’t go away. I saw this video, made myself a cup of my favorite coffee, popped in my earbuds and watched this while I drank it. Pretty soon I was feeling those awful anxiety jitters going away. I love this video. ❤️
Just you, a cup of coffee and a ramble with many detours. Love those type of videos. Thank you! I quit coffee a few years ago, herbal tea is what I gravitate towards, if I have to drink anything.
Lots of coffee and tea companies sell tea, hot chocolate, etc in the K cup form. To be able to be used in these machines. For example, I bought a box of k cups from my local grocery store that is ice tea. You put ice cubes in the cup while brewing and when done you have iced tea. Good deal.
I got into coffee when I was like 16 or something, but it was mainly out of necessity. I would usually get 5 hours of sleep, but I noticed that when I drank coffee, it instantly felt like it added that extra 3 hours of sleep to me and made me feel energized and fully awake. It's really crazy how coffee works.
Hey Rift, just wanted to say, I appreciate that you say that it’s ok to not be splentastically well. Probably more than I should lol. Makes me feel better if I’m not feeling great. Keep up the content, man.
Sometimes after I get off the bus from school to home I sometimes might be home alone for a little bit and I will make some coffee. It always tastes good after school
I had a Keurig "K Cup" coffee machine at an Airbnb I stayed at in California and it was so much better than the coffee pod machines we get in the UK. So now I'm getting weird nostalgia vibes from this video 😂 which is making me contemplate getting one shipped over to me from the states.
I am a coffee lover and worshipper! I go to Starbucks we very Sunday for service and show my respects. The coffee Gods died on the mug for our sins 🙏 praise be to caffeine.
i gotta say i really like these more simple videos. minimal props and no big stories. i always end up trying to stay awake during the ERU videos because I wanna learn about the universe more. But these knock me right tf out with the more mindless ramblings.
Swear as soon as I started the video I smelt coffee.... Walked out side to see if someone was making coffee only to be let down. Crazy how the smell just can't to mind.
I see so few people add cream and sugar before they either brew or pour coffee into their cup. It saves stirring, and prevents waste of your options are paper/plastic stirs
In Japan there's coffee jelly, coffee in Jell-O form. You can buy it at any convenience or grocery store plain or in a cup with cream, or as a dessert on top of mousse or ice cream. It's my favorite! Very delicious and also quite filling. If I have a little cup of it in the morning, I am no longer hungry for breakfast
I think a Corvus video on the keurig would be fun. He tries to figure out why it dispenses warm beverages and delve into the “you are what you are” like what ER did here.
@9:02, my eyes were closed and I actually can hear like, a donald duck like voice cursing and like, drowning from a little distance for a full 2 seconds xD
I listen to ASMR moments after waking up, this video reminded me of a previous video of you, The one were you tapped that concerning-looking wood plank some years ago, in a was-going-to-be series of morning short ASMR videos.
I just had an asmr idea: one of the archam sanitarium doctors could come into your room, and read a journal with all your recent absurd dreams that they prescribed to write down.
I have a video suggestion: you should do a Van Gogh ASMR. Maybe Van Gogh painting the viewer, or talking to the viewer between paintings. Whatever it is, I know you would absolutely kill it acting as him
You know what I would like to see, a video of ER just saying all the ideas he has going on in his head, he could even add in ideas from his comment section coz I feel like he will never run out of ideas so this video would be an endless asmr video
My grandmother would serve "Go to hell coffee" late at night after a party if she wanted people to leave. Was really effective and i have started to use it too
@@404DecadeNotAvailable So strong that the thought of it would make people look at the time and see that it was "the time" too go. It was good coffee but you would be shaking in bed for the rest of the night😁
Strange idea after the 'hot coffee in the eyes could cause blindness' line - but I'd love to see an overly cautious travel/tour guide or some sort of video. Just someone warning you of oddities that could spell danger
good idea
This. 👌🏼
ooooo this would be so cool! and i bet Uncle E would have a lot of cool one-liners or stories to spin, considering his whole style
I bet he would make a video like that
Or just generally "super anxious man trying to make sure you're safe but obviously a little much"
I can only imagine that ER must walk into every appliance store when he shops, walks up to the first attendee present and asks 'good now, what *sounds* does this make?'
Then taps on the show model for 10 minutes to check quality
You figured me out.
“Yes hello I’d like to return this mug, I’ve found it in fact makes a quiet **cling* sound and not a soft **ting* sound and I’d like a refund please…”
Him talking to the machine was wholesome and priceless
Xiao? What are you doing here?
I have always been here my friend
Uncle E makes me feel safe and relaxed
yeah, I talk to household items all the time and I felt represented
Thats nice
6ij
Love coming back to The Godfather of ASMR when life is too much to handle. Chemo treatments for 3 years-I’m over it and I needed this brain break. Clear my mind to make some tough decisions. You always help balance things out in my soul. I wish you knew JUST how much you mean to millions over all these years. I basically grew up with you.
Please keep up the good work as long as you can. We treasure you.
Wait I'm confused are you still doing chemo or are you finished?? Doesn't really matter but whichever one it is hope things are going great👍
3 years wow! You’re a very strong woman, that’s a lot to go through. I’ve seen what cancer and chemo does to people so I can only imagine what it must’ve been like ❤️ hope you’re healthy and happy ❤️
@@MakoMusic_ I’m still doing what they call palliative chemo, it’s been just about 2* years straight, which is a bit higher than normal but it was low doses at first while I was in a clinical trial but that didn’t work out. The side effects from the chemo are beginning to be too much and I’m deciding between continuing, taking a break if possible, or quitting chemo and looking to alternative methods and lifestyles. My doctors have not yet said I have to stop the chemo but I know it will get to that point soon.
*changed 3 to 2
@@Hazeyface Wow. And you've done that for 3 years?? Honestly that is really impressive. As a guy that has only seen what cancer and chemo does to people I must say you are quite the resilient woman for enduring that for 3 years. Whatever decision you make as of now would be what you think is best for your lifestyle and honestly hope you're happy🙃
@@MakoMusic_ why the 🙃
As a person that loves coffee and ASMR -- and sometimes both at the same time. This is amazing!
I'm not sure if you are going to get caffeine in your blood by watching this video.
@@DarkerRunesASMR I meant by drinking the coffee, and watching the ASMR.
@@GgTTV828 Yeah. ASMR that contains caffeine could be a paradox. Because so many use ASMR for sleeping, while caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant.
I remember getting the Halloween flavor themed coffee around that time. Never knew coffee can be so fun in a way
Hah that's kinda ironic
I'm making my first middle-of-the-day cup coffee in 5 years, and you post this! You're in my head uncle E.
He’s sending signals through voids, I tell ya! Void signals everywhere!
@@alexmartinez5859 ephemeral void
I could legit watch an entire hour of Rift talking with an appliance.
Or maybe an appliance talking to rift.....let that sink in.....
@@HrDthereviewer so the sink can talk to rift?
What?
As a person who loves ASMR but hates Coffee this video made me reconsider my life choices and give coffee a second chance
lol 😂
Hey just a question, are you perhaps Swedish?
The only kind of coffee I drink is Vietnamese iced
If you dislike coffee and it is an issue of bitterness, try lighter roasts. Lighter roasts have more of a sourish taste with less bitterness.
@@helixgames_sw3537 well i am European but no im not from Sweden mein name is a nickname i had 4 year long story doe
Thank you for joining me with my morning coffee before work, I appreciate it ♥
Considering it was its first time I think the coffee machine did a great job. I mean first-times are always rough. The excitement, the fear: It’s hard to keep your cool and stick to the task at hand, even if you’ve done it a thousand times before. I remember my first time. My job was a lot easier than that machine’s. All I had to do was let the water inside me come to a boil. Everything went fine ‘till the water was ready. No one came to pick me up and so I started to panic. I let out high pitched squeals utterly unbecoming of a professional. Yet still no one came. I tried to let off some steam and in fact I did, tons of it. And still no one came. At this point I was almost frustrated that no one did me the kindness to put me out of my helpless misery. I screeched like I never had before desperate to get any kind of attention. Ear piercing as a sound it was people immediately noticed and someone rushed to grab me off the stove. They cursed the whole time. It turns out it was a few seconds, barely a minute that they had left me to wait. With all pent-up energy inside me it just felt like an eternity.
That was the last time I worked with that crew. They replaced me with an electric water cooker.
Now I am with a family that likes oldtimey things like myself. They don’t use me often, as they only make coffee and tea for guests. But when they do I know it’s a special occasion so I feel all the more excited. That’s the key thing: Excitement. Instead of letting all that energy be made up of fear and anxiety, I just take it all as excitement and the rest follows.
You, sir, need to write a novel.
"The Teapot's Journey", it should be called.
HUH AUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
haha machine go EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your IQ is for sure 10000+
For a second I thought this was going to be a story of you working at Starbucks 😂
I like how you can see on 0:13 his face turns around in the glass. Looks like his second personality going down in this evil machine
ER, you're seriously a treasure. Your videos are as soothing as they are enigmatic, and fun. You're impossible to explain, while being perfect in every way.
Thank you
you so pure
As someone who loves coffee, drinking and also your series on the Men of ASMR. I’d love to see the Beverage Man get introduced. I feel that’ll be a nice addition.
i had my first exam today since June 2021 and I was so stressed I got nauseous, which made me skip breakfast. It's video's like these that make me want to get a drink and something to eat. Just like wen you'd be visiting a family member :)
Thanks Uncle E!
That look at 9:25 is the same one I get when my moka pot finally boils. Oh, what a pleasure it is to pour coffee steaming hot from stove to mug.
Thank you so much for sticking with the idea! And I love how you added the requisite ER creative touch by avoiding having to buy a French press lol
Hey man,
I’ve been away from you’re channel pretty exactly 6 years now, I don’t know why it came to that but I found my way back. I see that you still create great content ,which makes me glad of course!
On a another note, if I’m remembering correctly you had some mental health issues that you talked about in a/some video & I just wanted to say that I genuinely hope that you’ve had a chance to process it and had a chance to work on getting better ❤️🩹
Keep being you.
So nice
I love how he gives the coffee machine a stern talk like it was his own child 12:57
Long have we waited friends. Tonight, WE RELAX! With coffee, somehow..
Lol
Me drinking coffee to wake up: ok, let's go with the day!
Also me, dying cus the coffeine has worn out way too fast:
but I still love coffee, it tastes fucking awesome!
@@CaptainAries coffee sucks and iis bad
Coffe is nice, but I prefer tea, most of the time.
@@Hadowsay019 Bean water > leaf water
@@vieira_109 if you are drinking it responsibly, then why would it be bad? It's not like I'm drinking only coffee all the time, mostly after the work so I can wake up a little and enjoy rest of my day. Also, I can't taste tea because of COVID, and hell mate, I loved tea :/
I was having a rough day. Lots of anxiety that just wouldn’t go away. I saw this video, made myself a cup of my favorite coffee, popped in my earbuds and watched this while I drank it. Pretty soon I was feeling those awful anxiety jitters going away. I love this video. ❤️
Just you, a cup of coffee and a ramble with many detours. Love those type of videos. Thank you!
I quit coffee a few years ago, herbal tea is what I gravitate towards, if I have to drink anything.
Lots of coffee and tea companies sell tea, hot chocolate, etc in the K cup form. To be able to be used in these machines. For example, I bought a box of k cups from my local grocery store that is ice tea. You put ice cubes in the cup while brewing and when done you have iced tea. Good deal.
I do love that Twinnings ginger and lemon tea. With lots of honey.
People call me The Coffee Man. But you can call me... Mr. Coffee.
ER ASMRed his coughing.
This is new territory.
9:33 love the tie fix
I know you were talking to your Keurig but I really needed to hear that conversation so thanks (13:34)
Omg. Those slow squeezes on the creamer cup almost knocked me out.
I spill at least a little bit every single morning there’s absolutely no way to not spill when you’re pouring water into a coffee maker
If you are using a mug, just do it really fast so it doesn't have time to dribble at the bottom.
Use a measuring cup with a spout👌
@@michaelscott2940 nice name, are you related to the Michael Scott from The Office?
@@shivamgandhi5779 lol, no
I got into coffee when I was like 16 or something, but it was mainly out of necessity. I would usually get 5 hours of sleep, but I noticed that when I drank coffee, it instantly felt like it added that extra 3 hours of sleep to me and made me feel energized and fully awake. It's really crazy how coffee works.
Hey Rift, just wanted to say, I appreciate that you say that it’s ok to not be splentastically well. Probably more than I should lol. Makes me feel better if I’m not feeling great. Keep up the content, man.
Me making coffee in the lovecraftian horror that is a flesh pit in Texas that was an ancient relic turned into a National park
Nothing like a morning Joe to start the day. Just don’t end up like that one woman from meet the Robinsons, she needs help
Where u live that’s morning rn?
@@kellenb.1679 yn time zones exist, right?
Who’s joe
What about a man named joe who is currently mourning the death of his pet coffee maker?
@@kittensareawesome2789 he was asking 😐
I am not really a coffee type of guy but this video was so calming and amazing.
The fact that I made a pot of coffee just to sip it with him says how much he's grown on me
I like the theme of ephemeral rift.The vibe is so nice
The fact the cup of coffee finished at exactly 10 mins is so satisfying
Oooh i love coffee, and the Sound of them, you do a great job 🙏🏻😇☕️
This makes me want coffee, even though it’s 2am
I also have that coffee machine and it works pretty well
I decided to make a cup of coffee ☕️ to watch this video!!! Thanks Paul!! Great video as always my man!!
I'm trying to fall asleep but you're absolutely hilarious. I can't stop smiling and laughing. Bravo.
Yeeeeeesss! Finally its here! The coffee video!
I personally thought it was great for his first time, I can't wait to see the sequel.
First time? Oh the coffee machine?? Lol he said that line right as I typed this 😂
16 and drink coffee pretty regularly ; definitely not the best thing for the body but as for taste? man, coffee is a wonderful invention
Sometimes after I get off the bus from school to home I sometimes might be home alone for a little bit and I will make some coffee. It always tastes good after school
I had a Keurig "K Cup" coffee machine at an Airbnb I stayed at in California and it was so much better than the coffee pod machines we get in the UK.
So now I'm getting weird nostalgia vibes from this video 😂 which is making me contemplate getting one shipped over to me from the states.
Keurigs are the only way my man, send me some legit tea making stuff and I will send you some legit coffee making stuff lol
i have an extra one ill sell it to you lol
to any people who get r/wooooshed that was a joke
@@joemamacrews what
Id like to see the coffee machine return, it really tried
I am a coffee lover and worshipper! I go to Starbucks we very Sunday for service and show my respects. The coffee Gods died on the mug for our sins 🙏 praise be to caffeine.
It would be cool to see a video where you interact with objects, but they make sounds completely different from what they should
I have been waiting for the perfect coffee ASMR video for SO long. And you delivered. Thank you
He did it!! He bought the Keurig machine!
Тоже люблю кофе (and i like too), тоже без сахара (not sugar)
А еще привет из России) (and hello from Russia)
=)
@Hello dolbaeb
Blyatiful!
@@middleofnowhere1313 no "ful")
blyat')
@@assassinacg4955 It was a joke from Life of Boris ;)
i gotta say i really like these more simple videos. minimal props and no big stories. i always end up trying to stay awake during the ERU videos because I wanna learn about the universe more. But these knock me right tf out with the more mindless ramblings.
Get someone that looks at you the way Papa Rift looks at his coffee
Me waiting for my paycheck knowing damn well I’m gonna spend it on shit that I don’t need: 9:20
Swear as soon as I started the video I smelt coffee.... Walked out side to see if someone was making coffee only to be let down. Crazy how the smell just can't to mind.
Ok but 11:27 is literally me every time my phone starts freaking out. I wish I was lying
Good ol cup of joe to make my day less stressful.
I don't know why, but this is my favorite now. Uncle ER making coffee and chatting. He should open the first ASMR Café with tingles on the Menu.
I like to think that Uncle ER was so happy with his new coffee machine that he wanted to show it off
Love how he just had a K-Cup sitting in the machine already
Lol it happens 🤣
So glad that this was my first video on ephemeral rift
I see so few people add cream and sugar before they either brew or pour coffee into their cup.
It saves stirring, and prevents waste of your options are paper/plastic stirs
I mean.... Spoons exist,
I mean.... Spoons exist,
@@mylife-23 I'm talking about out in public when they aren't always available. Even at home, then you have to wash a spoon.
@@samuelrichey1888 coffee shops should have spoons & every gas station ik with coffee has spoons.
@@mylife-23 ok
sometimes you need an ASMR of someone just drinking coffee and talking to you
The best coffee asmr I've ever seen!
In Japan there's coffee jelly, coffee in Jell-O form. You can buy it at any convenience or grocery store plain or in a cup with cream, or as a dessert on top of mousse or ice cream. It's my favorite! Very delicious and also quite filling. If I have a little cup of it in the morning, I am no longer hungry for breakfast
after i seen the asmr vid but everything is loud 😂 i’m here going to sleep most the time thank you sir goodnight
I think a Corvus video on the keurig would be fun. He tries to figure out why it dispenses warm beverages and delve into the “you are what you are” like what ER did here.
7:35
13:00
Everything this man says is gold.
The creamer cup tingles !!!
I'm not one for coffee myself, but this was a nice, chill video. Always nice to hear ER talk about his experiences and thought.
it's good to know that my k-mini isn't the only k-mini that makes hellish noises long after the coffee has been brewed
I think they all do haha.
i love how many stories and loops this background has seen
Everybody gansta until rift starts talking to the coffee machine.
Decaf? And here I am starting to vibrate after my 7-8th cup today
@9:02, my eyes were closed and I actually can hear like, a donald duck like voice cursing and like, drowning from a little distance for a full 2 seconds xD
The K-Cup tapping !!!
He challenges our thinking regarding how we should compose ourselves during keuriging
I like my coffee like I like the background of ASMR videos.
Completely white
the wonderful sounds of a Kurig
Hehe. The gates of hell and unleashing of demons into the cup thing is really got me. Now every time I make a coffee for myself I'm thinking about it.
Yes! The perfect combo! ASMR and CcCCCccoooffeee!!!
I listen to ASMR moments after waking up, this video reminded me of a previous video of you, The one were you tapped that concerning-looking wood plank some years ago, in a was-going-to-be series of morning short ASMR videos.
You have no idea how many times I’ve watched this
It’s funny how coffee is supposed to wake us up but here it’s putting us to sleep
Rift like his coffee slow roasted… more like extra roasted, that poor coffee maker got slow roasted 😂 “13 minute marker”
I just had an asmr idea: one of the archam sanitarium doctors could come into your room, and read a journal with all your recent absurd dreams that they prescribed to write down.
That is the exact same coffee maker I use !!! Same color and all
I have that same coffee maker model. Though I honestly wish it was easier to pour coffee in there lol.
"Whats my purpose?" "You pass butter" "Oh my god"
That "My Precious" moment was awesome 😂
Coffee mug was like you don't talk about my friend the coffee maker like that, so he made you choke on the coffee lol
Pls bring back your podcasts I would love to try it out. Love your videos!
As a person that hates coffee in every sensational experience, great video!
that ending was hilarious it was like a post credit scene
OMG THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY MAKING THE VIDEO UNCLE ER!!
I have a video suggestion: you should do a Van Gogh ASMR. Maybe Van Gogh painting the viewer, or talking to the viewer between paintings. Whatever it is, I know you would absolutely kill it acting as him
This is just like my friend coffee talk
You know what I would like to see, a video of ER just saying all the ideas he has going on in his head, he could even add in ideas from his comment section coz I feel like he will never run out of ideas so this video would be an endless asmr video
My grandmother would serve "Go to hell coffee" late at night after a party if she wanted people to leave. Was really effective and i have started to use it too
@@404DecadeNotAvailable So strong that the thought of it would make people look at the time and see that it was "the time" too go. It was good coffee but you would be shaking in bed for the rest of the night😁