This has to be the most bizarre movie release of all time. You are on a platform that has given you all the creative freedom you want and a blank cheque to do your movies, and yet you release them practically “unfinished” so you can release the “finished” version that’s your “true vision” on the exact same platform
I don’t think thr directors cut restrictions are from the platform but from the audiences. A less brutal version allows for bigger audience views (in theory) and the „double dip“.
I’m not a fan of Snyder, at all, I liked some clips from his Superman movie but assume that was probably other people’s doing. THAT being said, Netflix released this in some movie theaters and I’m sure that was a consideration in making different cuts. THAT being said, I couldn’t get past 15 minutes of the first version. What an awful waste of money.
@@Mattzspark It kinda was other people's doing. Christopher Nolan outlined Man of Steel's story which is why it works a little better than movies written by Snyder himself.
kinda the opposite... he knows people dislike him so he kinda stopped trying to be accepted by the main crowd. having worked with him, he kind of is going through the Goerge Lucas effect, of all he gets is hate, and so he just stopped trying to appeal to anyone bedsides himself
Or a Neil Breen marathon. Why indulge a deluded director with more ego than talent when you can go full on should-be-medicated-delusional and have a blast roasting it.
@@Jackal_El_Lobo34Kingdom of Heaven's Director's Cut is another brilliant one. For me, the very best Director's Cuts off the top of my head are The Lord of The Rings Trilogy (Honorable Mention to The Hobbit Trilogy D'sCs), Kingdom of Heaven, Blade Runner, Alien & Aliens.
@@stilwells Sadly all that was gone, they were now silent about the comics, they already stayed away from the games, and Snyder doesn't talk about part 3 at all especially if you wanna hype your next installment after releasing the 1 and 2 Cut edition.
@@greedyyawgoo5635 He's gonna go back to talking about DC and WB again because he knows those are the only things his "large" fanbase care about. His fanbase only cares about his DC movies and abandoned JL sequels even though the DCU has barely started with James Gunn in charge.
@@stilwellsbut then they didn’t even boost engagement cause nobody remembered this. They didn’t even highlight this in their marquee on the front page.
@@stevemartegani They could easily binge Gen V in a week, but they just choose not to. 🤷🏻♀️ They’d better not complain about any plot points carrying over from Gen V season 2 into the final season of The Boys, when they could’ve easily got the answers.
I feel like Snyder is too invested in lore and world building that he didn’t write a plot or characters. He just took all his action figures out of his room and started smashing them together.
Ok the entire reason why the Snyder Cut was important to get out was because the original Justice League went through a different director halfway through. That doesn't automatically mean any and all directors cuts of Snyder Films are better. And these ones pretty much prove that to be the case. No need to Snyder Cut everything lol.
No no no. Let's not forget "Batman v Superman, Dawn of Justice, Ultimate Mega Ultra Deluxe Magical Director's Cut" adding a full hour and a half of content to the theatrical cut.
The Snyder cut of Justice League is unironically worse than the Whedon's version and the Whedon's version is horrendous. Whedon attempted to fix the movie, changing some scenes and characters to make more sense, but Snyder pretty much had none of that on top of the bad parts of the Whedon's version.
@@okagron Look Snyder is problematic at best, but his version JL was leaps and bounds better than the absolute dog shit that Whedon shat out. Whedon thought he could Marvel-ize the movie which wasnt just a stylistic change, it was a genre change basically. JL Snyder cut is decent albeit long af, but the theatrical version is just pure shit
@@Traxas281 How was the movie Wheadon's fault? The guy came into finish directing the JL movie half way through when the script was written by Terrio and Snyder. Not to mention he was told to make the movie goofy and Light toned by WB studio. Can't blame Snyder or Wheadon on that one
no......its the DCs that were his films without oversight. The initial releases were the netflix mandated pg13 cuts thatthey requested him from him as part of the deal. So there most definitely was oversight when it comes to the initial releases as Netflix wanted to target a broad audience
Snyder is the king of excess and bloat who creates "epics" with no soul. And he and his fans think you should view his work in the same legendary light as the films and properties he steals the ideas from.
There Has to be some Embezzlement going on at Netflix. There is zero reason for these movies to exist if it weren’t so that a couple million disappear every now and then. Movie studios seriously need to be investigated.
Let's all remember that Disney saw Zack's proposal of what Rebel Moon is as he wanted his own Star Wars trilogy and even Disney rejected this despite all the shit like Acolyte, Ep8 and 9, She Hulk, the Marvels and so on. If Disney are rejecting your ideas, shit is profoundly fucking dumb.
The whole point of a directors cut is showing scenes that couldn't fit the movie theater time slot. Why is there a directors cut for something that released on netflix
I think Snyder is a Hack unless the work is already done for him like 300, Watchmen when he has a story already written for him and he just has to follow panels of a comic shot for shot
exactly the 300 and the watchman aren't his original works. his original works are the zombie movie(forgot the name) and the other DC movie and lastly rebel moon
@@neonxraven99 If you are referring to Dawn of the Dead remake as the zombie movie, remember James Gunn was his partner on that one and you can probably easily guess who did the heavy lifting on the writing there. He did have Suckerpunch, which I rather enjoyed, but mostly for the visuals and unique premise.
He sat through 6 hours of slow-mo farming, tentacle sex, and characters with the same exact backstory telling each other their dark backstory at a table. Dude has seen some shit.
And The Acolyte looked like it was made from left over Star Wars sets and props! At least you can see where Snyder spent the money on in Rebel Moon. Terribly spent money either way but at least you can understand where the $100+ million went.
@@deathsyth8888Thing is, Snyder straight up ripped off cultures to the point everything looks out of place. Like Star Wars mixes cultures together, even the Acolyte did that and it gives its own style while Rebel Moon looks like it was stitched together.
Rebel Moon has a terrible story (and a world which is an amalgam of different other fictions, modified a little), but otherwise it is good. There is an effort for it...
You joke about "White Chicks" doing better, but that has become a cult classic and is much more entertaining than this thing. It's also not 6 hours long.
Zack snyders rebel moon 5 royal: new slow motion arcana Still not over them being able to imprison interdimensional beings for their ships but not being able to go somewhere else for a bit of grain 😂😂😂
He's far from a talentless act. He's capable of yielding some astounding visuals and real emotion. He's just too full of himself, self-indulges too much, and often makes terribly misguided choices. He's also a bad writer. Talentless hacks are directors like Paul W.S. Anderson and Roland Emmerich.
I would just like to point out. The 'new' kali stuff that Joe likes is actually just Zack stealing from Warhammer again. Long story short the Necrons trapped these god like beings (the C'tan ) and used to travel through space.
I tried to give Rebel Moon a chance; I really did. But that movie is what happens when you throw Star Wars, Avatar, Chronicles of Riddick, and Lord of the Rings in a blender. It's all over place, the characters barely interact with each other, and the dialogue and nods to history are as subtle as an artillery barrage. I also wasn't a fan of the end where the antagonist was dressed like a disgruntled IBM employee in a white, collared shirt, black tie. Yeah, real sci-fi...
So, Netflix decided piggyback on the old push for a “Snyder-cut” of Justice League and allowed the megalomaniac to make 2 cuts of Rebel Moon AT THE SAME TIME!?! Sheer f’n hubris!
@@danielportillo1349 The bad guys rape and pillage a planet in the intro and then attempt to rape a farm girl early on in the film, and then one of the main character gets molested by an evil gay alien. I'm not kidding.
@danielportillo1349 in all his movies he has someone raped...also he wanted batman to go to prison snd get raped too as a potential story plot for Aflecks batman wtf
It’s coming from the guy who said that he wanted to show Batman getting raped prison. Like as if that’s gonna make the movie better. Snyder is just a pretentious edge-lord.
We need a Part 3 BUT give zack the budget of a fan film, because that’s basically all these are anyway. Take away all the fancy tools and see how far it gets.
I can't... I legit cannot watch sex stuff in movies or series or whatever. I always just skip it... I am not a prude but it just doesn't do anything for me because I know it's fake and sometimes like you said, not tastefully done.
I genuinely think this is the worst movie of the year. I got more enjoyment out of Madame Web and Megamind vs the Doom Syndicate. I’m dead serious. A bootleg SnyderCut with a shit and manufactured hype cycle and none of the debated charm. I see why Zack has earned the nickname “Hack Snyder” now. And I think he’s aware of all of this. The benefit of the doubt is gone
The violence was definitely improved. But most of the extended exposition and story beats just make it seem even more ridiculous, and the movies are worse for it.
I feel like Apple is the only sci-fi creativity left. Their sci-fi shows are so good. Foundation is great science fiction. Sad that Joe doesn't review them.
@@cecollins68 For All Mankind is one of their really big ones. It's an alternate earth where the space race never fizzled out. Severance is the other one. Silo and Dark Matter are well enough regarded.
oh God it's like an anti- dune pt 1/2 or furiosa/fury road double feature... i never watched the og versions because I was waiting for this... idk if I can get thru 3+ hrs each version in one go. I'm gonna wait till I can get some edibles lol
Just a sad reminder that if Henry Cavill's Amazon WH40K series doesn't pan out, this will be the closest we'll get to a 40K adaptation, because Snyder ripped off so damn much from the IP.
because at the very least theyre a visual feast and the action is consitently fantastic minus the overuse fo slow mo. The writings bad but who expects good writing from a snyder movie
Snyder has a consistent track record for making sex scenes awkward and weird. Watchmen has one of the worst sex scenes I've ever witnessed. The Amy Adams bathtub scene comes out of nowhere and just feels awkward.
I prefer it when a director is honest about "Hey, tits are fun, let's have some!". It always feels far sleazier when their motive is clearly "horny", but they have to spin excuses about no, it's totally central to the plot, or an artistic metaphor.
Even if this was the Director’s Cut, why couldn’t this be original Versions of the Film, because nobody asked for this, Zach doesn’t have the Capability to create a Franchise when all he does is planning too ahead instead of focusing on One Movie, but all we got is another Soulless and Heartless Franchise that Other Companies did the Right Thing for Regret Snyder since the Late 90s.
Netflix basically wanted their own Syder Cut because they saw how successful it was for HBO max. So they basically paid Zack Snyder to make a PG-13 version and a R rated director’s cut for both films.
Nahhhh that ain't it. This is like a all star QB going to another team and ending up worse, along with the team that had him. They both needed each other.
Zach Snyder should be banned from using slow motion in any of his films from now on. Also, this directors cut evoked zero emotions from me. At least i got angry from the original version. The directors cut felt like beating a dead horse.
I agree with Alex. Snyder needs to stay away from movies that he has full creative control over. Stick to directing only and give the writing, producing, and cinematography to people who are much better at those jobs. Dawn of the Dead 2004 is still one of the best zombie movies out there because James Gunn wrote the script while Snyder directed.
@@famousthaneus9810"Zach, are all these slow-me scenes necessary? This is excessive. You know what? You only get 2 slow-mo scenes. MAX! So make'em count. No more than 5-10 seconds each. Got that? If you don't, we're cutting 1 million dollars from your budget for every extra second of slow motion on screen."
Snyder is hack and incapable of filming a tight narrative under 2 hours. He shot 6 hours plus of film and still it’s a mess. If Im a studio Im telling him he has a strict budget and 2 hour run time to work with and he must hire writers. Deadpool recently was 2 hours and 5-7 minutes yet told a beautiful story and a 3 act structure and left you satisfied. We didn’t need a 4 hour plus directors cut from Reynolds to better understand him and Logans motives.
I also love how robot Anthony Hopkins tells a story about how the princess was going to usher in an era of peace and compassion. Then a couple minutes later we get dialogue from Kora about how she idolized the first princess for "slaying her foes with grace." This movie loves contradicting itself 😅
I like how in this version it's way better acknowledged that the establishment of this insanely war-like society would find a rule of peace and compassion to be bullshit and would naturally do whatever they can to stop it.
I purposely waited to watch the Director’s cuts and watched Part 1 over the weekend. Overall me and gf enjoyed it. Especially all of the gratuitous blood And gore. Still need to see part 2. Im an unapologetic fan of Snyder’s extended cuts. Y’all are way too harsh.
because netflix wanted a big family hit for christmas day that could be targeted at as broad an audience as possible just like "star wars". His DC is just the films he wanted to make originally
@@TheManOfTheHourEveryHourGunn is a million times better writer than Snyder lol. He knows how to write and create lovable characters. Guardians were unknown before he took over and made them one of the best IPs.
@@flippedoutkyrii like I feel for Joe,OJ and Alex almost 2 hours of this junk was brain rot enough but 6?! I fear the level of brain rot they were exposed to is terminal
I was done with Snyder after Batman V Superman (Extended Version)! No film maker in history made 2-3 versions of the same film to be good, (Director's Cut is different!) and he is NOT a good film maker!
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Netflix canceled Mindhunter because it was to expensive to make but they produce trash like this movie or atlas
At least Atlas is kinda enjoyable, wasn’t a total waste of time and money
Yeah, Atlas was honestly ok for me. Could've been better. But I didn't hate it.
Come on. At least Netflix tried to put out a high budget sci-fi epic. I was interested when I heard about it.
Zack and his hubris dropped the bag.
They need to bring back mindhunters
I thought it was because Fincher didn't want to continue doing it, and without him it fell apart.
This has to be the most bizarre movie release of all time. You are on a platform that has given you all the creative freedom you want and a blank cheque to do your movies, and yet you release them practically “unfinished” so you can release the “finished” version that’s your “true vision” on the exact same platform
Yep. It's the Znyder cut from justice league problem, and it's just spiraled into an absolute mess. Movies are not supposed to be like THIS!!
I don’t think thr directors cut restrictions are from the platform but from the audiences. A less brutal version allows for bigger audience views (in theory) and the „double dip“.
I’m not a fan of Snyder, at all, I liked some clips from his Superman movie but assume that was probably other people’s doing. THAT being said, Netflix released this in some movie theaters and I’m sure that was a consideration in making different cuts.
THAT being said, I couldn’t get past 15 minutes of the first version. What an awful waste of money.
Imagine they gave that blank cheque to someone w talent .. instead of Snyder. Oh well
@@Mattzspark It kinda was other people's doing. Christopher Nolan outlined Man of Steel's story which is why it works a little better than movies written by Snyder himself.
Dang it, now movies are adding “dlc expansions” just like videogames
And they really shouldn't be!
Next step: early access
More like a remake that didn’t need to exist 🤦🏻♂️
hahahahahahahahaahahah
@@EduFirenze these kind of exist already lol
I think Snyder’s ego is really getting out of control now
He got the clout because of the Snyder Cut and the bitter fandom he manifested due to his divisive DC movies
@@lucasmackey2808 especially with his weirdo fans supporting him all the time (for whatever reason)
Snyder has always had an ego where he, well...He thinks he's making PURE CINEMA...only he just. Doesn't. Have. The. Skill.
kinda the opposite... he knows people dislike him so he kinda stopped trying to be accepted by the main crowd. having worked with him, he kind of is going through the Goerge Lucas effect, of all he gets is hate, and so he just stopped trying to appeal to anyone bedsides himself
He was never good at his own stuff. Just look at Sucker Punch.
Wait, I thought the existence of a director's cut of this stupid movie was a joke and not something real !!!!
This is Snyder’s legacy now.
Fumble bad impression, blame studios, release directors cut
oh you sweet summers child with flowers in your hair
@@rbleaks818 double the money, instead of scamming the fans once, WHY NOT TWICE?
@@cernos7230and scamming the studio as well
@@rbleaks818 normally yes, but I don’t feel much sympathy for Netflix
Only “lord of the rings” will ever take that much time out of my life 😂
I just saw a comment in another Rebel Moon video comparing these movies to “Peter Jackson’s LOTR level of Epicness
Or a Neil Breen marathon. Why indulge a deluded director with more ego than talent when you can go full on should-be-medicated-delusional and have a blast roasting it.
@@BehuraStudio That was Zack Snyder's fake account.
And Bladerunner Final Cut but even then, that movie doesn’t extend its run time to 6 hours to show useless content that doesn’t affect the movie.
@@Jackal_El_Lobo34Kingdom of Heaven's Director's Cut is another brilliant one.
For me, the very best Director's Cuts off the top of my head are The Lord of The Rings Trilogy (Honorable Mention to The Hobbit Trilogy D'sCs), Kingdom of Heaven, Blade Runner, Alien & Aliens.
Remeber guys, only reason this vid exists is because Alex reminded AJ during the last AJS news😂
Alex doing the lords work 🙏😆
@@redliondeaddeerit's Alex saying the same shit he says for every movie. Yawn.
I think that moment was one of the few times we see OJ get genuinely pissed. 😂
@@Triforcebro And every time he's right, whatchu yappin about?
I'm sure he regrets it now
I just don't understand how you have a directors cut for any movie you had full creative control over.
it’s because netflix had two different releases to boost engagement
they probably also told him 'what were you thinking?!' after seeing the length of the movie so it was cut down
@@stilwells Sadly all that was gone, they were now silent about the comics, they already stayed away from the games, and Snyder doesn't talk about part 3 at all especially if you wanna hype your next installment after releasing the 1 and 2 Cut edition.
@@greedyyawgoo5635 He's gonna go back to talking about DC and WB again because he knows those are the only things his "large" fanbase care about. His fanbase only cares about his DC movies and abandoned JL sequels even though the DCU has barely started with James Gunn in charge.
@@stilwellsbut then they didn’t even boost engagement cause nobody remembered this. They didn’t even highlight this in their marquee on the front page.
That's 6 hours you could have spent watching The Expanse instead... An actual excellent Scifi Space Opera
Fucking epic the books are even better
Or even Gen V, which they never checked out.
@@x-ScaryBerry-x YES! Gen V too! They could have watched almost all of Season 1 in that time
@@stevemartegani They could easily binge Gen V in a week, but they just choose not to. 🤷🏻♀️
They’d better not complain about any plot points carrying over from Gen V season 2 into the final season of The Boys, when they could’ve easily got the answers.
@@x-ScaryBerry-xUgh I never understand the hype behind Gen V. I feel like that show is so mid
the snyder cult wont like this, they might even throw a tantrum on twitter.
They make the Ant Hill Kids cult look sane
@@casualhamburger9607 its Joeover for them hahahahaha
look at the fit youre throwing first before you look at anyone else having an issue
@@frankcalloway4640AHA! found one I think
@@frankcalloway4640 IDK he seems pretty calm to me
Alex just looks so happy, lol.
My man definitely does not get paid enough to put up with these soul-draining films/shows lol.
He's Probably drunk 😆
@@asimhussain8716”I need it to stat pad my channel!” -AJ
@@asimhussain8716 what soul draining film?
@krpyton7368 uh literally every 8 out of 10 films and show produced today lol
We should lock Zack Snyder, M Night Shamaladingdong, Tyler Perry, and Paul WS Anderson in a room with good script writers.
Why do you want to torture the Script Writers?
Shyamalan and Snyder can both direct well (not all the time), but Tyler Perry and WS Anderson? Idk, I might vote to ban them from the film industry
Leave Paul out of it. He's just stuck in his stylistic rut but it's a very beautiful rut to take a drive through.
@@UlshaRS No. He's trash and a hack
@@bencarlson4300 They are horrible writers tho
Rebel Moon is a master class on how to NOT tell a story.
Zack Snyder doesn’t understand important characters they need a thing called screen time
I feel like Snyder is too invested in lore and world building that he didn’t write a plot or characters. He just took all his action figures out of his room and started smashing them together.
Or just not be Zack Synder.
he can’t write
In the s*x scene, the guy screams: "OH MY C*CK! MY C*CK! LICK IT! MY C*CK!" 😂😂😂😂 Real RATED R right there.
I genuinely forgot that there was even a Director’s Cut coming out 💀
How can he make it longer?? 🤯
Someone in the room needs to tell Joe how to pronounce vignette
Viginets😂
Vijayjaynets
LMAO
I'm now going to pronounce it the way he does forever forth
Vijanets
Ok the entire reason why the Snyder Cut was important to get out was because the original Justice League went through a different director halfway through. That doesn't automatically mean any and all directors cuts of Snyder Films are better. And these ones pretty much prove that to be the case.
No need to Snyder Cut everything lol.
No no no. Let's not forget "Batman v Superman, Dawn of Justice, Ultimate Mega Ultra Deluxe Magical Director's Cut" adding a full hour and a half of content to the theatrical cut.
The Snyder cut of Justice League is unironically worse than the Whedon's version and the Whedon's version is horrendous. Whedon attempted to fix the movie, changing some scenes and characters to make more sense, but Snyder pretty much had none of that on top of the bad parts of the Whedon's version.
Watchman Directors Cut/Ultimate Cut is pretty nice tho
@@okagron Look Snyder is problematic at best, but his version JL was leaps and bounds better than the absolute dog shit that Whedon shat out. Whedon thought he could Marvel-ize the movie which wasnt just a stylistic change, it was a genre change basically. JL Snyder cut is decent albeit long af, but the theatrical version is just pure shit
@@Traxas281 How was the movie Wheadon's fault? The guy came into finish directing the JL movie half way through when the script was written by Terrio and Snyder. Not to mention he was told to make the movie goofy and Light toned by WB studio. Can't blame Snyder or Wheadon on that one
dude wrote, shot, and directed two films with complete oversight and still releases a director's cut lmao
no......its the DCs that were his films without oversight. The initial releases were the netflix mandated pg13 cuts thatthey requested him from him as part of the deal. So there most definitely was oversight when it comes to the initial releases as Netflix wanted to target a broad audience
I genuinely love how savagely (and accurately) Alex rips into these. His takes are consistently my favourites.
“Lock up” the Synder cut!
The synder cut is a cursed name
@@flameroad123 I wonder how many movies there would be if every director released their own version
Agreed - it belongs in a museum
It can't even beat White Chicks. That's hilarious. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
White Chicks is genuinely good tho
The sex scenes in this movie weren't even sexy.
Snyder is the king of excess and bloat who creates "epics" with no soul. And he and his fans think you should view his work in the same legendary light as the films and properties he steals the ideas from.
There Has to be some Embezzlement going on at Netflix. There is zero reason for these movies to exist if it weren’t so that a couple million disappear every now and then. Movie studios seriously need to be investigated.
6 hours could of done season 1 of GEN-V
They either do really good or really bad products for hate views
Or The Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended cut)
You can see Alex has died quite a bit inside having sat through all this again.
Let's all remember that Disney saw Zack's proposal of what Rebel Moon is as he wanted his own Star Wars trilogy and even Disney rejected this despite all the shit like Acolyte, Ep8 and 9, She Hulk, the Marvels and so on.
If Disney are rejecting your ideas, shit is profoundly fucking dumb.
The whole point of a directors cut is showing scenes that couldn't fit the movie theater time slot. Why is there a directors cut for something that released on netflix
Take a drink every time AJ mispronounces “vignettes”.
I think Snyder is a Hack unless the work is already done for him like 300, Watchmen when he has a story already written for him and he just has to follow panels of a comic shot for shot
Which he didn’t really do. He misunderstood rosarch changed the ending
@@stevenhedge2850 I guess technically David Hayter did since he wrote the script.
exactly the 300 and the watchman aren't his original works. his original works are the zombie movie(forgot the name) and the other DC movie and lastly rebel moon
@@neonxraven99 If you are referring to Dawn of the Dead remake as the zombie movie, remember James Gunn was his partner on that one and you can probably easily guess who did the heavy lifting on the writing there. He did have Suckerpunch, which I rather enjoyed, but mostly for the visuals and unique premise.
Pretty sure he referring to Army of the dead @@Dilligff
Only good thing to come out of this directors cut was we were given a directors cut of the angry Joe review for it 😂
My god what did these movies do to Alex? That 1000 yard stare at 0:17 lol this man has been broken
True😂🤣
He sat through 6 hours of slow-mo farming, tentacle sex, and characters with the same exact backstory telling each other their dark backstory at a table. Dude has seen some shit.
You guys rather spent 6 hours to watch this intead of Gen V 😢
I just did yesterday, it was way way better than I expected
He's not even watching superman and lois
Peaky blinders is still on Netflix as well I’d rather watch 12 hours straight of that
“Is it any better?!”
Me: sees an hour long review time
It’s not.
I watched 15 mins.. that's all i can handle
The fact that this cost less than the acolyte is crazy
Because the acolyte was probably a money laundering scheme.
And The Acolyte looked like it was made from left over Star Wars sets and props! At least you can see where Snyder spent the money on in Rebel Moon. Terribly spent money either way but at least you can understand where the $100+ million went.
@@deathsyth8888Thing is, Snyder straight up ripped off cultures to the point everything looks out of place. Like Star Wars mixes cultures together, even the Acolyte did that and it gives its own style while Rebel Moon looks like it was stitched together.
Rebel Moon has a terrible story (and a world which is an amalgam of different other fictions, modified a little), but otherwise it is good. There is an effort for it...
You joke about "White Chicks" doing better, but that has become a cult classic and is much more entertaining than this thing. It's also not 6 hours long.
brother, alex had those empty eyes like he just saw one of his loved ones get run over by a truck, thats the snyder cut for ya
Zack snyders rebel moon 5 royal: new slow motion arcana
Still not over them being able to imprison interdimensional beings for their ships but not being able to go somewhere else for a bit of grain 😂😂😂
woah, looking cool, Kora!
Me: I'll wait for the DLC.
Director: this is the dlc
Me:.......good lord.
In this case.... We did see it coming.
I feel so vindicated in my opinion that Zach Snyder is a talentless hack. I've been saying this for so long.
He's far from a talentless act. He's capable of yielding some astounding visuals and real emotion. He's just too full of himself, self-indulges too much, and often makes terribly misguided choices. He's also a bad writer.
Talentless hacks are directors like Paul W.S. Anderson and Roland Emmerich.
@-dtuyhnjhggvjjjn Roland Emmerich hasn't made a single film that isn't z-rate schlock with a big budget.
The two dudes on the left...getting jacked homies. I see you both. Respect
Delete the Snyder Cut 🙏
I would just like to point out. The 'new' kali stuff that Joe likes is actually just Zack stealing from Warhammer again.
Long story short the Necrons trapped these god like beings (the C'tan ) and used to travel through space.
Small correction: C’tan, not Katan.
@@healsallwounds Thanks for the correction, forgot how it was spelled
Wake me up when Rebel Moon: Directors EX Ultra Turbo Championship Arcade Cut is out.
"Vin-yets"
“Don’t worry guys Netflix just screwed with his vision im pretty sure the 24hr cut will be much better right…right!?”-someone somewhere on twitter
I clicked this video faster than Rebel Moon’s pacing.
I tried to give Rebel Moon a chance; I really did. But that movie is what happens when you throw Star Wars, Avatar, Chronicles of Riddick, and Lord of the Rings in a blender. It's all over place, the characters barely interact with each other, and the dialogue and nods to history are as subtle as an artillery barrage. I also wasn't a fan of the end where the antagonist was dressed like a disgruntled IBM employee in a white, collared shirt, black tie. Yeah, real sci-fi...
Thank you for sacrificing your brains reviewing this so I didn't have to watch it.
the boys doing us a service with this one, i'd trade six hours for one any day lol
Rather watch Batman cape crusader instead of rebel moon cause it better than rebel moon did something hack Snyder never did it honored Batman legacy
Hack Snyder makes movies for dudes who dry scoop pre workout and emotionally abuse their girlfriend
Wait, the evil space empire has enslaved frigging C'tans and they still trouble themselves with every single farming village?
I think rebel moon woulda been better if the first movie was just the main characters entire back story and ending with her killing the princess.
Just release the movies once with a blood code A, B, A, C, A, B, B 😅
down, up, left, left, A, right down
So, Netflix decided piggyback on the old push for a “Snyder-cut” of Justice League and allowed the megalomaniac to make 2 cuts of Rebel Moon AT THE SAME TIME!?!
Sheer f’n hubris!
Netflix and Zack think they are playing 3D chess with these director's cut. Nope, they are just burning more money for nothing.
What im sick of is Zack Snyders obsession with rape and sexual assault.
I haven't seen it wtf happened?
@@danielportillo1349 The bad guys rape and pillage a planet in the intro and then attempt to rape a farm girl early on in the film, and then one of the main character gets molested by an evil gay alien. I'm not kidding.
@danielportillo1349 in all his movies he has someone raped...also he wanted batman to go to prison snd get raped too as a potential story plot for Aflecks batman wtf
It’s coming from the guy who said that he wanted to show Batman getting raped prison. Like as if that’s gonna make the movie better. Snyder is just a pretentious edge-lord.
Don't forget torture and naked branding...
We need a Part 3 BUT give zack the budget of a fan film, because that’s basically all these are anyway. Take away all the fancy tools and see how far it gets.
So your telling me it's Jupiter ascending all over again.
At least Jupiter Ascending had Eddie Redmayne throwing subtlety into space.
Rebel Moon didn't have a memorable acting performance.
Don't you dare to mock Jupiter Ascending like that. Those 2 bumbling idiot lead have more chemistry than whatever the hell is in Rebel Moon.
Except Cara is hot in that, even if she can't act. Rebel moon doesn't even have eye candy.
I can't... I legit cannot watch sex stuff in movies or series or whatever. I always just skip it... I am not a prude but it just doesn't do anything for me because I know it's fake and sometimes like you said, not tastefully done.
"how'd you get those answers" "it's a loooong story"
*sees antlers on the ground* "neat"
For the pokemon suizide and an entertaining hour, so I don't have to watch the movies!
His best movie is DAWN OF THE DEAD written by James Gunn.
Agree it was also his first movie.
It's Watchmen, but that's largely thanks to Alan Moore's writing.
"It was so bad I canceled my sister's subscription"
You guys say white chick's was a bad movie? Lost me there folks🎉
Alex's face at the start says it all.
I genuinely think this is the worst movie of the year. I got more enjoyment out of Madame Web and Megamind vs the Doom Syndicate. I’m dead serious. A bootleg SnyderCut with a shit and manufactured hype cycle and none of the debated charm. I see why Zack has earned the nickname “Hack Snyder” now. And I think he’s aware of all of this. The benefit of the doubt is gone
The violence was definitely improved. But most of the extended exposition and story beats just make it seem even more ridiculous, and the movies are worse for it.
rebel moon has so much potential to be something new but instead feels like every generic space opera ever made
I feel like Apple is the only sci-fi creativity left. Their sci-fi shows are so good. Foundation is great science fiction. Sad that Joe doesn't review them.
What other scifi shows do they have like foundation on apple?
@@cecollins68 For All Mankind is one of their really big ones. It's an alternate earth where the space race never fizzled out. Severance is the other one. Silo and Dark Matter are well enough regarded.
13:00
AJ - What’s this chicks name?
OJ - Yes.
😂😂😂😂
oh God it's like an anti- dune pt 1/2 or furiosa/fury road double feature... i never watched the og versions because I was waiting for this... idk if I can get thru 3+ hrs each version in one go. I'm gonna wait till I can get some edibles lol
Just a sad reminder that if Henry Cavill's Amazon WH40K series doesn't pan out, this will be the closest we'll get to a 40K adaptation, because Snyder ripped off so damn much from the IP.
And other IP’s too.
Do not worry
I haven't no fucking idea how my dad loved watching these movies
Early Dementia?
because at the very least theyre a visual feast and the action is consitently fantastic minus the overuse fo slow mo. The writings bad but who expects good writing from a snyder movie
Snyder has a consistent track record for making sex scenes awkward and weird. Watchmen has one of the worst sex scenes I've ever witnessed. The Amy Adams bathtub scene comes out of nowhere and just feels awkward.
I prefer it when a director is honest about "Hey, tits are fun, let's have some!". It always feels far sleazier when their motive is clearly "horny", but they have to spin excuses about no, it's totally central to the plot, or an artistic metaphor.
6 hrs straight? Y’all need raises. 💰
Six movies planned??? Yikes, if there is ANYTHING Netflix should scrap….and they scrap so many good shows
Good news: Army Of The Dead was canned. Rebel Moon is next.
@@fulcrum6760 And Army of the Dead at least was more entertaining than this mess
Even if this was the Director’s Cut, why couldn’t this be original Versions of the Film, because nobody asked for this, Zach doesn’t have the Capability to create a Franchise when all he does is planning too ahead instead of focusing on One Movie, but all we got is another Soulless and Heartless Franchise that Other Companies did the Right Thing for Regret Snyder since the Late 90s.
Netflix basically wanted their own Syder Cut because they saw how successful it was for HBO max. So they basically paid Zack Snyder to make a PG-13 version and a R rated director’s cut for both films.
The robot ran away in the movie after reading the script
Better you guys than me. If you're still giving Zack Snyder a directors chair in 2024, you deserve it.
Violence without blood is violence without consequence.
I will never watch it, I’m here to laugh with AJ and the team at this garbage.
Still want the crossover between Rebel Moon and Army of the Dead so the time traveling Terminator robot zombie can finally be explained.
Im telling yall
Removing Snyder from the DCEU was the best choice and this was the proof if you allow Snyder go 100% creative freedom
Nahhhh that ain't it. This is like a all star QB going to another team and ending up worse, along with the team that had him.
They both needed each other.
his only hit was 300 and i believe he totally fluked it with that one
Watchmen is his best movie IMO
I actually like the Snyder Cut a decent bit, its not great but I’d watch it again
@@ganggang3788watchmen was pulled straight from the comics, exactly the same story.
@@BiggusDingus325 300 was a shot for shot of the comic as well.
I liked Watchmen a lot. Also, as far as his director's cuts go, the longer version of Batman vs Superman was like a completely different movie.
Rebel Moon Parts 1 and 2 caused Joe and the gang to Rebel Yell at these movies for an hour.
Zach Snyder should be banned from using slow motion in any of his films from now on. Also, this directors cut evoked zero emotions from me. At least i got angry from the original version. The directors cut felt like beating a dead horse.
I agree with Alex. Snyder needs to stay away from movies that he has full creative control over. Stick to directing only and give the writing, producing, and cinematography to people who are much better at those jobs. Dawn of the Dead 2004 is still one of the best zombie movies out there because James Gunn wrote the script while Snyder directed.
Even directing, he needs to be reigned in
@@famousthaneus9810"Zach, are all these slow-me scenes necessary? This is excessive. You know what? You only get 2 slow-mo scenes. MAX! So make'em count. No more than 5-10 seconds each. Got that? If you don't, we're cutting 1 million dollars from your budget for every extra second of slow motion on screen."
Do I want a Part 3 or End Immediately?
I want time travel so they never exist.
Snyder is hack and incapable of filming a tight narrative under 2 hours. He shot 6 hours plus of film and still it’s a mess. If Im a studio Im telling him he has a strict budget and 2 hour run time to work with and he must hire writers. Deadpool recently was 2 hours and 5-7 minutes yet told a beautiful story and a 3 act structure and left you satisfied. We didn’t need a 4 hour plus directors cut from Reynolds to better understand him and Logans motives.
@AustinGriffin-s1d I did
@AustinGriffin-s1d Snyder fanboy
‘Remember when I told you I was the adopted daughter of Belasarrious?’ How can we forgot you remind us every scene 😂
Snyder proves yet again that the longer his movie, the stupider it gets 😎😅
I also love how robot Anthony Hopkins tells a story about how the princess was going to usher in an era of peace and compassion. Then a couple minutes later we get dialogue from Kora about how she idolized the first princess for "slaying her foes with grace." This movie loves contradicting itself 😅
Or when Kora says love wasn't a thing in the First Order and yet she was somehow encouraged to find a lover to fight for.
I like how in this version it's way better acknowledged that the establishment of this insanely war-like society would find a rule of peace and compassion to be bullshit and would naturally do whatever they can to stop it.
I purposely waited to watch the Director’s cuts and watched Part 1 over the weekend. Overall me and gf enjoyed it. Especially all of the gratuitous blood
And gore. Still need to see part 2. Im an unapologetic fan of Snyder’s extended cuts. Y’all are way too harsh.
I love how Joe says vignettes
Does he do that on purpose, or does he genuinely not know how to pronounce it?
People need to stop giving Zack Szyder money
Alex's face in the first 5 seconds says it all.
Why is there even a director's cut? Why not just release this version in the first place? It's Netflix, not the theaters
because netflix wanted a big family hit for christmas day that could be targeted at as broad an audience as possible just like "star wars". His DC is just the films he wanted to make originally
Why does the cult want Synder back at DC?
Because nobody wants James Gunn's twink poolboy as Superman.
@@TheManOfTheHourEveryHourGunn is a million times better writer than Snyder lol. He knows how to write and create lovable characters. Guardians were unknown before he took over and made them one of the best IPs.
@@jakeoriental8847 you can love his poolboy in a baggy Superman suit all you want. That's your weird, fetishist perogative.
Because they think Snyder was the answer to Disney’s IP like Star Wars and especially Marvel
Banish them to the eternal void!
Has Zach Snyder ever written any books? Because his stories sound more suited to novel format than a movie one.
Bro....6 hours?!!!!!!!
Yup
@@BehuraStudio dude...
Holy shit, that’s longer then Gods and Generals lol
@@flippedoutkyrii like I feel for Joe,OJ and Alex almost 2 hours of this junk was brain rot enough but 6?! I fear the level of brain rot they were exposed to is terminal
Pt 1 was 3hrs 21 mins
Pt 2 was 2 hours 53 mins
I actually would have lowered the rating somewhat just because I now have to sit through an equally shit movie for even LONGER.
I was done with Snyder after Batman V Superman (Extended Version)! No film maker in history made 2-3 versions of the same film to be good, (Director's Cut is different!) and he is NOT a good film maker!
Tbh only good movies he has made is Man of Steel and 300
@@mysteriousknight8050 Yeah! Agreed! The guy is not good in telling unique stories and a good character arc, just experiments with cinematography!