@@ayoungentomologist7163 I saw a RUclipsr with Pet Velvet Ants. They are quite adorable but I think the fact that they can not be captive bred makes it unlikely that i would consider them a good pet to keep.
"They WILL chase you down" Cut to someone screaming incoherently running for dear life. The camera pans down, it's a single ant. And it's got angry eyebrows painted on
Had a bull ant (Inchman) in my kitchen a couple weeks ago. I treated him well. He feasted upon sugar and ham. I put him in a bowl of dirt and leaves and covered his throne with cling film. I wished him goodnight as I put him outside. In the morning I discovered he had escaped.. I wonder if he has spoken to his clan of the bounty he encountered, a promised land of sweet and meat. I wonder if I shall ever see Glenn again, marching at the fore of his great and terrible army. I hope we do not meet on the battlefield my old friend.
Quick story: I've lived in Australia for 8 years when I was 4-12 and one time, when I was 8 me and my family were taking family photos in Simpson's gap (I lived in Alice Springs) and I was stung by three bull ants at once, two below my right thumb, and one jumped up to the back of my head and stung me there. my hair stopped one bull ants sting, and the other kind of pushed one away so it half-stung me. but the one that pushed one away got a direct sting and I was just in pain for the rest of the photoshoot, honestly, just another normal day in the land down under.
T_T i think i wouldnt enter australia without a whole body protection suit and even then i wouldn't feel safe :/ maybe if i added a flamethrower or sth.
@@quandingle-peperothexiv3822 just get an astronaut suit with an oxygen tank with some sort of tube connected to clean oxygen from any other country with a flamethrower as you said and a full body suit on that astronaut and a water tube just for clean water.
God be like: "Lets make an insect that stings with wings and lets call it a wasp" "Now lets make another wasp without wings... but lets make it stings"
Kurosu Chan yes that’s the Velvet Ant which is actually a wingless wasp their red velvet striped in black. Their really tough you can stomp them on a gravel surface as soon as they regain their composure they get up and walk away
Im Aussie and have been bitten by bull ants a few times, although I always knew them as jumping jacks. They do hurt but not as bad as this hyped them up to, the worst thing is if one bites you and you squish it the rest of the nest will swarm out of the nest and literally chase you its really annoying if you were planning on doing anything in the vicinity lol.
Hornets do that too where I am in Canada Same thing, hurt but meh, when three of them going to town on your knee biting AND stinging as you notice the ten more crawling out of the rotten log you rested on while hiking, THATS when ya panic haha I only lost them (ran for bit down the hill, caught breath and just caught up right away) when jumped in a nearby stream, thankfully water removes scent mark
Randy Rogers bull ants aren’t that bad 😂 I’ve been bitten a fair few times, painful but not too bad. Just avoid them and you’re fine, they’re big and easy to see. Most of the time they’re fine,.
Imagine this, Schmidt gets stung for science, but then as a scientist should follow the scientific process which directs that you have at least 3 experiment runs to create an average, so Schmidt, assuming he followed the process, was stung by each insect at least 3 times.
@@sirsmiles1915 Fun fact: When schmidt gets stung by warrior wasps (one of the three insects classified as a 4) he describes the pain as "Torture... it's like i'm chained to the flow of an active volcano... WHY DID I START THIS LIST?!?" and he still thinks the sting of a Paraponera clavata is worse.
11:18 Brew: "How could you ever think this would be a good idea!?" Grill: "You want to talk about good ideas!?" "Well roasting coffee beans ain't one of them, pal!" "Stupidly flammable!" Brew: "That's not- wait, what did you-!?" Grill: "Well I didn't make coffee that's for sure!" Brew: "We..We have to douse it before-" Grill: "YEET to the rescue!" Brew: "No don't!" Grill: "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE MORE FLAMES!?" This had me dying.
To be fair, as an australian who travels a lot overseas for study abroads and month long programs, i hear the first line a lot if not only from other foreign people 😅
When humans and aliens compare dangerous native species found on respective homeworlds. Alien: "What? Hah! A snake with venom that liquefies the flesh off your bones? Child's play! On my planet, there's a beetle that puts you in an extended coma so it can eat you." Human: "Well yes that's horrible but let me tell you about Australia. . ."
"Let me tell you about Australia, if there is a god they better be benevolent because they put too much dangerous stuff there for them to have any evil left in them."
One time I was going for a walk in the bush and stepped on a whole colony of bull ants, I got around 128 stings. A broken collarbone I got the next week in comparison felt like just a scatch
Someone put the bullet ants and the bull ants together and see who wins. (also the army ants and the bull ants, I believe the bullet ants and the army ants have met, but IDK about the army ants and bull ants)
Flying Toaster “A rat king is a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together by one of several possible mechanisms, such as entangling material like hair or sticky substances like sap or gum or getting tied together.” - it’s rats with their tails stuck together
Just one? What about a spare flamethrower? Garage flamethrower? Attic flamethrower? Cottage flamethrower? Emergency travel flamethrower for the truck and RV? Basement flamethrower? Flamethrower for spare parts? Child size flamethrower? Local library flamethrower? Denny's flamethrower? You don't want to be under-equipped or unprepared.
as kids we used to have competitions for who could sit on a bull ants nest the longest. these nests are HUGE. they instantly swarm anything that stands on it. we were crazy kids growing up in australia. been stung/bitten by many things.... lol
I get the heebie jeebies when I see a fire ant home crawling with little firey bois. It's unreal how much motion can be crammed into a small area. It's like television static, but red.
I found an ant colony at my friends house, they were nesting under some bricks, I lifted the bricks, my sister and my friend backed away but I stayed trying to find the queen without knowing that the ants swarmed my legs all the way up to my arms, that’s when they stung me, very painful, I couldn’t move my finger joints for like 20mins
My god, the quality of this video is staggering. The amount of work you had to put in our... Amazing. And that sponsored into! Ingenious and funny xD bravo!
While Australia's wildlife has a nasty reputation, often deserved, our almost complete lack of large predators means it's one of the few places where, if you take care to stay warm (and steer clear of the bull ant nests) it's perfectly safe to lay down in the middle of the wilderness and go to sleep. The nearest thing we have to a large predator is the dingo, and while attacks have happened, they are usually against small children. In most cases attacks have been on Fraser Island where tourists have habituated them to human contact.
Funfact antartica was once green australia was once connected to antartica some weird looking fossils have been found in antartica do with this what you will
You think today Australia is bad, for the ancestors of the Aborigines when they came here 65000 years ago they also had to deal with the likes of Meglania (a giant lizard related to the Komodo Dragon), Quinkana (a land croc the size of modern day Salties), Wonambi (a large very primitive constrictor snake), Thylacoleo (the marsupial lion) and other massive and strange beasties. Infact most of the modern day australian wildlife are merely the small and medium size citers who dwelled in the shadow of these long gone giants
It's questionable if he actually started it (he definitely made it worse though) as he says something about roasting coffee bean brew could also be somewhat at fault....
No no this is still late stage 1 stage 2 is mass extinction stage 3 is the sun ending prematurely stage 4 is death for a living organisms in the Milky Way
I live in Australia and I do have a particular memory about bull ants from when i was young. I was at a picnic when i was around 10 and while standing near a lake I noticed a mound with these ants. THEY. WERE. EVERYWHERE. I was terrified as I was running around finding new mounds teaming with them every 10 meters and seeing them chasing me. The rest is kind of blurry but I didn't get stung thankfully
Most animals' brains are too small to really generate strong emotion if any at all. Instincts you know. The true hallmark of intelligence in a species is in diversity of reactions. Granted there may be one best way to react, but intelligence gets in the way more than it solves problems in my opinion.
Army ants are amazing. In east Africa, i saw a column of these ants crossing a dirt trail. The mass of seemingly thousands of the ant population scurried in a crowded narrow central column, but which was flanked on both sides by a single column of stationary ants posing outward with their large open mandibles, as if they were guarding the central column. i could get very close and watch this collective behavior as they didn't to like jumping, even if they could.
*scrolls through chat history, sees that god has left the chat about a few million years ago, devil is still around though......oh wait he left when yiffing was invented*
2:20 well actually coyote peterson ranked the Executioner Wasp higher than the Bullet Ant. an insect Schmidt hasnt been stung by! so take that how you want.
"The executioner wasp"..."the bullet ant". Okay...that makes me want to genetically engineer a 2 inch ant that's 25% mandible, 25% stinger territorial as a hippo (while still maintaining eusociality) and loaded with something really deadly...like tetrodotoxin or cone snail venom and has spring-like legs that enable it to jump to a height of like...6 feet and run at like half a mile an hour (which is blindingly fast for something the size of an ant). Let's make it a bright-red variety. Okay...so, the name of this ant would be the "crimson assassin". There...good luck coming up with a better name for your bug than that one.
"Blue bottles ants" are the wingless wasps (they're pretty to look at) and "bull ants" and "jack jumpers" are different species of ant. But yeah, bull ants are super aggressive and their sting is super painful
I went to the rainforest and climbed up a gigantic tree. Only when I was at the top did I realized that the whole tree was crawling with bullet ants. I naturally freaked out, but luckily I was not stung. I also had a bunch of fire ants living in my hair for a few days. That was a terrible trip.
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Brew, coyote Peterson tried others, and apparently Asian giant hornets and the Brazilian “Executioner Wasp” are worse than the bullet ant
Also red velvet ants p.s there not actually ants they are wasps
@@ayoungentomologist7163 I saw a RUclipsr with Pet Velvet Ants. They are quite adorable but I think the fact that they can not be captive bred makes it unlikely that i would consider them a good pet to keep.
oh god, what happened? What did Grill do? Did Grill grill Chill and Brew?
hiiiiiiiiiii
"They WILL chase you down"
Cut to someone screaming incoherently running for dear life. The camera pans down, it's a single ant. And it's got angry eyebrows painted on
I love you for this
Blight Rose omg llolol
Some dude : dude just step it to dead
“Angry eyebrows painted on”
In *SHARPIE*
I just imagined an ant covered in blood chasing someone with a knife, but I guess I'm not far off.
Had a bull ant (Inchman) in my kitchen a couple weeks ago. I treated him well. He feasted upon sugar and ham. I put him in a bowl of dirt and leaves and covered his throne with cling film. I wished him goodnight as I put him outside. In the morning I discovered he had escaped..
I wonder if he has spoken to his clan of the bounty he encountered, a promised land of sweet and meat.
I wonder if I shall ever see Glenn again, marching at the fore of his great and terrible army.
I hope we do not meet on the battlefield my old friend.
Wholesome.
I shed a tear this was beautiful
I actually cried
Worker ants are usually female btw
Why did you feed the ants, the kitchen is going to be swarmed with them
I wonder how bored Schmidt was when he decided to invent a scale where he gets stung by insect and measures the pain of it
yes
*gets stung*
"AHHH OH MY GOD WHY?! THE PAIN IT HURTS HELP IM DYING"
"That's a 5 for me"
@@YeppyNope Given that the scale goes from 1-4, iirc, a 5 would be something exceedingly painful
He was prob a masochist
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Quick story: I've lived in Australia for 8 years when I was 4-12 and one time, when I was 8 me and my family were taking family photos in Simpson's gap (I lived in Alice Springs) and I was stung by three bull ants at once, two below my right thumb, and one jumped up to the back of my head and stung me there. my hair stopped one bull ants sting, and the other kind of pushed one away so it half-stung me. but the one that pushed one away got a direct sting and I was just in pain for the rest of the photoshoot, honestly, just another normal day in the land down under.
T_T i think i wouldnt enter australia without a whole body protection suit and even then i wouldn't feel safe :/ maybe if i added a flamethrower or sth.
@@quandingle-peperothexiv3822 just get an astronaut suit with an oxygen tank with some sort of tube connected to clean oxygen from any other country with a flamethrower as you said and a full body suit on that astronaut and a water tube just for clean water.
Very quick
Another reason why I won’t go to satan’s playground.
“How many different ways are you going to end people’s lives?”
2020: “Yes”
Me to, me to
Everywhere bro
hi
Maybe that's why Elon Musk was going on about colonizing Mars...
You are literally everywhere
As an Australian I can say I’m not scared of snakes, I’m not scared of spiders but the bull ant terrifies me
Gold experience Requiem where is Giorno and aren’t you Italian?
Yikes...
G'day
5:01 kinda do be a jojo refrence tho with dat jotaro and bridge.
,,I fear no man...
but that thing,
it scares me''
You know its terrifying when Brew himself gets scared
*Yeah pretty much*
[DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS]
I agree
A n t o c e a n
"How did all these ants get here?"
I discovered Brew about 4 hours ago and I can’t stop watching help
*72 hours for me and I'm not even half way 😆
same here lol
2 days xD
Same
@彭晞荍 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
God be like:
"Lets make an insect that stings with wings and lets call it a wasp"
"Now lets make another wasp without wings... but lets make it stings"
yes
Kurosu Chan yes that’s the Velvet Ant which is actually a wingless wasp their red velvet striped in black. Their really tough you can stomp them on a gravel surface as soon as they regain their composure they get up and walk away
BeauBeau Kitty i mean in the video the bull ant was described as a wingless wasp, personally being bit by one i agree
8.5
Well wasps and ants are related and have distant relatives
"I, Coyote Peterson, have a dream to enter the sting zone"
found u again
The most painful sting is now the executioner waso
ho? jojo? bacanna!?
i see you everywhere.
Why do i always see u
indiana jones: *ants that jump onto you and eat your flesh*
may 2020: *write that down, write that down*
New report say that bullet ants are now in America
@@a1phamalestud No! Take it back!
is it the rapture or something lol
Tueuse Survivor apparently it was 1 and it was dead
Its been known for centuries now.
Im Aussie and have been bitten by bull ants a few times, although I always knew them as jumping jacks. They do hurt but not as bad as this hyped them up to, the worst thing is if one bites you and you squish it the rest of the nest will swarm out of the nest and literally chase you its really annoying if you were planning on doing anything in the vicinity lol.
Hornets do that too where I am in Canada
Same thing, hurt but meh, when three of them going to town on your knee biting AND stinging as you notice the ten more crawling out of the rotten log you rested on while hiking, THATS when ya panic haha
I only lost them (ran for bit down the hill, caught breath and just caught up right away) when jumped in a nearby stream, thankfully water removes scent mark
AS exptected
Revenge of the ants
I like how chill is listening to a chill version of what everyone’s saying in the background
Ikr XD
huh-
?
@@trevorbeatz5741 at the end they were talking about there sponsorship and chill heard a chill version of what everyone was saying in the background
Yes
Bullet Ant: I have the most painful sting
Executioner Wasp: Look at this dude
Yeah and meet the tarantula hawk wasp...
*laughs in goliath bird eater*
*laughs in human*
laughs in railgun
laughs in god
5:55 "Brew wake up! I dont like this... Brew, wake up! Hey, hello?" (If you watch stranger things, you'll get it)
This man just leaked 2021
*Oof*
Well actually:
*Ant start to evolve and become chimera ant.*
Fais faiz phagogenesis rip
[sweating intensifies]
I’m waiting for “The Boring Company’s flamethrowers are now essential due to Bull Ant outbreak”
"Found primarily in Australia" ah, of course.
exactly my reaction. "ah, of course"...
Australia BIG dangerous animals :((((
Randy Rogers bull ants aren’t that bad 😂 I’ve been bitten a fair few times, painful but not too bad. Just avoid them and you’re fine, they’re big and easy to see. Most of the time they’re fine,.
@@songbeetle its not their bites, its their stings.
I've been stung by a bull ant on the face and yeah it hurts pretty bad but I'd do it again for 10 bucks
who remembers this:
black ants: good
red ants: bad
Minuscule: Valley of the lost ants
Babushka tells me that
I thought I was he only person who did that
My mom eat big tree ant egg
I still think that..
holy heck
5:40 a n t o c e a n
So Ant-man is basically the most powerful dude in the world
In?
@@zockingtroller7788 In.
@@thatoneguy8355 In!
@@jokerkeyz8805 in!!
@Andromeda Music _in._
"Schmidt just gets stung by the insects"
". . ."
*"w u t"*
How else would he create a list.
Mike Schmidt?
@@xavien_818 you black screen make me sick
@@hiryu002train5 you trains make me sick
@@xavien_818 your y makes me sick
that one group in facebook that pretends to be ants : is it possible to learn this power?
Are those dudes still active?
yes ;>
L E A R N
i'm part of that group lol
People still use Facebook? I thought it's 2020, not 2010.
Just now realized how breathtaking and iconic Anor Londo is. You know exactly what it is from a 3 second panning view
Imagine this, Schmidt gets stung for science, but then as a scientist should follow the scientific process which directs that you have at least 3 experiment runs to create an average, so Schmidt, assuming he followed the process, was stung by each insect at least 3 times.
He did the ouch a lot of times
Oh yeah he actually was stung by each and every insect multiple times.
@@kakahass8845 *O U C H*
@@sirsmiles1915 Fun fact: When schmidt gets stung by warrior wasps (one of the three insects classified as a 4) he describes the pain as "Torture... it's like i'm chained to the flow of an active volcano... WHY DID I START THIS LIST?!?" and he still thinks the sting of a Paraponera clavata is worse.
@@kakahass8845 *_O U C H_*
The first thought that crossed my mind when reading "under your feet" Is inside the layers of skin on feet... Glad that I'm wrong lol
same
What i thought was a bug worm would come and bite your leg..
Australian:
I fear no animal
But *that* thing
It scares me
did you know that if it werent for ocean's, the whole world might probably be infested with ants?
Turtsmin not welcome.
Aren't ant eaters from Australia or no
um idk
i see bull ants in my backyard all the time, its fun crushing them
11:18
Brew: "How could you ever think this would be a good idea!?"
Grill: "You want to talk about good ideas!?"
"Well roasting coffee beans ain't one of them, pal!"
"Stupidly flammable!"
Brew: "That's not- wait, what did you-!?"
Grill: "Well I didn't make coffee that's for sure!"
Brew: "We..We have to douse it before-"
Grill: "YEET to the rescue!"
Brew: "No don't!"
Grill: "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE MORE FLAMES!?"
This had me dying.
“Creatures vanish under an ant ocean” do you mean the ANTlantic ocean
Badum tssshhh
Take my like and leave..
ive seen better
Don’t be surprised if you just summoned the end of the world AKA this month
Kenny poncho fANTastic joke
Australia: We have the world most dangerous animals!
Rest of the world: we know....
Yes it gets real annoying hearing that all the time. Everyone knows already, they can stop shouting about it.
its really not something to brag about...
To be fair, as an australian who travels a lot overseas for study abroads and month long programs, i hear the first line a lot if not only from other foreign people 😅
And magpies that will steal the eyeballs off your face
Africa seems more dangerous to me when it comes to animals.
Jokes on you, I will eat myself before they can finish me off. I will go out on my own means
Ok Fbi
*yes*
**cream intensifies**
Yum
Finally fbi is gone i can now go to google and do something
Chill is so adorable I swear-
CHILL SO ADORABLE I AINT EVEN CHILL ANYMORE
When humans and aliens compare dangerous native species found on respective homeworlds.
Alien: "What? Hah! A snake with venom that liquefies the flesh off your bones? Child's play! On my planet, there's a beetle that puts you in an extended coma so it can eat you."
Human: "Well yes that's horrible but let me tell you about Australia. . ."
Australia: "Let me introduce myself" *When you're evil starts playing in the background*
"Let me tell you about Australia, if there is a god they better be benevolent because they put too much dangerous stuff there for them to have any evil left in them."
100th liker
@@aarongrowtopia6669 Grats!
120th like
Africa: I have the most dangerous ant species
Australia: I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you
South America: u wot m8
@@deviljho4260 XD
Brazil wants to know your location
P
Good meme
One time I was going for a walk in the bush and stepped on a whole colony of bull ants, I got around 128 stings. A broken collarbone I got the next week in comparison felt like just a scatch
All of that within a week? What kind of week were you having?? I want to know so I dont have one... ever.
@@13lilsykos its a normal week in 2020 bro what are you talking about?
I don’t want to be that guy but... *THE* bush
@@thesystem3093 THE *BUSH*
Ah yes *THE BUSH*
11:52 the captions
Brew days ago: ocean = *DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS*
Also Brew:
Ant ocean
me thinks hes afraid of very very large bodies of "water"
its ANT ocean what do you expect?
What traumatic past did brew have?
[DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS]
@@TakoyuckyTheGross I once almost drowned in the sea
"Ants are scary"
Me, who’s just finished HxH Chimera Ant arc for the 10th time: you know what you’re right
Island of giant insects, solo leveling(manga), HxH, kingdom of predators. What anime again have the horror of ants.
imagine being an ant and u see me
GoOOoOooOOOOOoOOOooooOONNnnN
and the children that were eaten
@@dat1pengu1n you remember that scene? Where the brother will be queen's guard and the sister is a shy ant?
You didnt tell me to ask my doctor before being stung by bull ants.
"ask your doctor if being stung by a bull ant is right for you"
1:31 this was the best thing in Hamish and Andy's gap year I literally died watching it
Brew: Australia is home to the most dangerous ant.
Me: Well what did you expect
and what about florida?
Someone put the bullet ants and the bull ants together and see who wins. (also the army ants and the bull ants, I believe the bullet ants and the army ants have met, but IDK about the army ants and bull ants)
Australia and florida are the cursed lands of this world
That is why Australia is social distanced from the other continents ;)
@@lobsterking1451 new zealand: °_°
another thing i'm scared of now, thanks!
From flying spiders to..... this
I’m scared of almost everything
Now the flying ants are gonna scare me off..
And flying PanzerJäger
They are easy to fool though using lotion could chase them away.
First the rat king
Now the ants..
Brew what's next?
Edit: Brew said to wait for the wasps and hornets-
Rat King? What?
@@philllllllll whatever you do don't google it. Just don't do it.
Flying Toaster “A rat king is a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together by one of several possible mechanisms, such as entangling material like hair or sticky substances like sap or gum or getting tied together.” - it’s rats with their tails stuck together
Damien Lee is the rat king
you know it’s scary when brew scares himself 😭
yep
Mom: why you buying a flame thrower?
Me: When they come for us, I will be ready
Can I have one
Just one? What about a spare flamethrower? Garage flamethrower? Attic flamethrower? Cottage flamethrower? Emergency travel flamethrower for the truck and RV? Basement flamethrower? Flamethrower for spare parts? Child size flamethrower? Local library flamethrower? Denny's flamethrower? You don't want to be under-equipped or unprepared.
*proceeds to burn a entire colony of bullet ants*
@Audrey Westbrook See this is why two heads are better than one. I forgot about the elders. Thank you, the world needs more people like you.
@@our3armybrats Bullet ants are actually not aggressive and cute in their own way.
I firmly believe that Grill and Chill are the two sides of Brew’s brain
Or they’re just fire and ice in human form
Big pp thinking..
“Most dangerous ant”
“Found primarily in australia”
Makes sense.
😂 Most dangerous anything is usually found in Australia.
I can imagine brew saying “Death is found primarily in Australia.”
@@spof7795 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Isn't it?
phew
Ok
As someone with a crushing fear of ants, I felt Brew's pain during this one.
What about the common black ant
@@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 A l l ants
@@ErrorintheAbyss AntsCanada Tho
we're the titans of a ant's POV but the bullet ants have a powerful sting/uno reverse
we're the titans of a ant's POV but the bullet ants have a powerful sting/uno reverse
as kids we used to have competitions for who could sit on a bull ants nest the longest. these nests are HUGE. they instantly swarm anything that stands on it. we were crazy kids growing up in australia. been stung/bitten by many things.... lol
y'all got death games to play as kids huh 😭✋
Red ball
@@PhoenixArtz000 some of the shenanigans we used to get up to i'm actually surprised nobody died 🤣
@@JotaInu huh?>
Brew’s friend: Haha ants are cute
Me: *sees ants* phobias starts to kick in
I get the heebie jeebies when I see a fire ant home crawling with little firey bois. It's unreal how much motion can be crammed into a small area. It's like television static, but red.
69 likes don’t like it
I have a spider phobia
i have spheksophobia
I got bit by a fire ant once when I was eight... lets just say I cried... a lot😅
Me after watching this video:
*"I have mastered the floating technique master..."*
*"I never knew how dangerous it is to use your legs..."*
*Jumping ants*
@@mrmunch5615
*Darn it--*
Then I will master the flying technique..
even better FLYING ANTS!
Turtsmin yea cuz some ants have wings
@@mrmunch5615 srew it master the water breathing
Me: *allergic to grass so I can’t step on it*
My brain: *STEP ON IT STEP ON IT STEP ON IT*
Do you have an agrassive reaction..?
I'll leave
MemeKing69 no no, stay.
@@_AniWatch no no, let him leave.
Dexeryn Draws a h y e s. allergies and triggering them on purpose 😌✌🏻
9:30 uh oh... I'm allergic to wasp stings.
Brew: here’s anoth- Me: *SPAMS SCREEN*
"It's just another day in the life of the terrifying creatures known as ants"
me: gets immediate flashback of the Hunter x Hunter Chimera Ant arc
Omg yas
Yes omg
P I T O U U U U ! ! !
What's that, sounds not very interesting to me
NIGGU
Poeple: ahhh there eating me alive
Ants: **they dont want smoke**
You mean people
Not poeple
What's the name of the character on your profile picture?
@@ohyeahyeah4869
I I think he meant poeple
@@CaffeineIsMyBlood Ok
As an ant enthusiast this is so relatable because i have all these ants and they escaped one time. It was pain
“What’s the big issue” -Spill
i didnt get the meta joke at first
brew: so what's the big issue
me and spill: hUh
The reason he was having visions was because he is so tired lol
Are you 100% sure?
Nope the mans had too much coffee
69th like :)
I found an ant colony at my friends house, they were nesting under some bricks, I lifted the bricks, my sister and my friend backed away but I stayed trying to find the queen without knowing that the ants swarmed my legs all the way up to my arms, that’s when they stung me, very painful, I couldn’t move my finger joints for like 20mins
Bull ants are actually quite common here in Australia, we used to have a colony in our backyard.
at my dads house theres ants everywhere, and when I asked him to get rid of them he told me he liked having them around ;-;
AAAAAAHHHHH
Ur dad is antman
Yeah cuz ants are cool :>
dad after randomly watching this vid: *._.*
@@ЕсенияНет well yes outside they are not all over the food rip
10:37
Noooo! The tardigrade!
Welp... He'll live.
My god, the quality of this video is staggering. The amount of work you had to put in our... Amazing. And that sponsored into! Ingenious and funny xD bravo!
While Australia's wildlife has a nasty reputation, often deserved, our almost complete lack of large predators means it's one of the few places where, if you take care to stay warm (and steer clear of the bull ant nests) it's perfectly safe to lay down in the middle of the wilderness and go to sleep.
The nearest thing we have to a large predator is the dingo, and while attacks have happened, they are usually against small children. In most cases attacks have been on Fraser Island where tourists have habituated them to human contact.
@@Just_Elika Saltwater crocodiles as well, but in both cases their habitat is a tiny, tiny part of mainland Australia.
Funfact antartica was once green australia was once connected to antartica some weird looking fossils have been found in antartica do with this what you will
As long as you stay out of water I guess. There are sharks in there. And also largets crocodiles in the world.
You think today Australia is bad, for the ancestors of the Aborigines when they came here 65000 years ago they also had to deal with the likes of Meglania (a giant lizard related to the Komodo Dragon), Quinkana (a land croc the size of modern day Salties), Wonambi (a large very primitive constrictor snake), Thylacoleo (the marsupial lion) and other massive and strange beasties. Infact most of the modern day australian wildlife are merely the small and medium size citers who dwelled in the shadow of these long gone giants
@@Just_Elika cassowaries aren't predators, they eat fruit
Earth: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
So while chill did the promo, grill set a fire, got into a fight with Brew, and broke bean’s case.
It's questionable if he actually started it (he definitely made it worse though) as he says something about roasting coffee bean brew could also be somewhat at fault....
@@sakurakitsunestar brew’s the smart one
Love how grill just takes a second to process when brew said "schmidt just gets stung by incects"
And say
what-
The way he says “Dr. Jarreau” reminds me of Dr. Gero from Dragon Ball Z
Grill: It’s Raycon baby ooo weee?
Me: *twerks on a pole*
My exact thought xD
This reminds me of the murd*r hornets that have appeared in America. I hope this isn’t stage 5 of 2020.
From what I've heard, they are only really deadly for bees, and would take a long time fo them to spread.
@@howardbaxter2514 just like the black death
@bryan diaz varela 🤣
No no this is still late stage 1 stage 2 is mass extinction stage 3 is the sun ending prematurely stage 4 is death for a living organisms in the Milky Way
@bryan diaz varela We already have bombardier beetles
Brew: So, what's the big issue?
Spill: *I feel like I'm being called somewhere-*
I have never seen brew be actually afraid before.
If ants Canada had a dream that he was in the middle of an ant ocean he would be like: OMG SO MANY ANT QUEENS TO DONATE!
That dude literally has his own army.
@@ElfMaidWithInternet so true and an upcoming BEE army (and possibly a second bee hive)
I live in Australia and I do have a particular memory about bull ants from when i was young. I was at a picnic when i was around 10 and while standing near a lake I noticed a mound with these ants. THEY. WERE. EVERYWHERE. I was terrified as I was running around finding new mounds teaming with them every 10 meters and seeing them chasing me. The rest is kind of blurry but I didn't get stung thankfully
6:14 Jumping ants are not the top tier air terror of ants. The ones with wings are.😨
5:01 iS tHaT a JojO rEfReNcE? (Jotaro bridge)
it isnt
No, but 7:49 might be
@Jotaro Kujo Howdy Partner’
I can handle the horror of ants, but that scene of Maes was uncalled for 😭
ABSOLUTELY IM STILL CRYING
6:50 it seems you found a baby photo of mine
I thought you were gonna talk about some type of bacteria, but that is still horrifying
6:22 "Found primarily in Australia..."
Me: Obviously.
So I guess my mom lied about the whole
“yOu aRe biGgEr tHaN tHeM tHeY aRe sCaRed oF yOu”
That's just self defense for them
@@tranggamer1140 Bull Ant: *_I will chase you down to the ends of the Earth_*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, Predators would say otherwise...........especially Badgers
Most animals' brains are too small to really generate strong emotion if any at all. Instincts you know. The true hallmark of intelligence in a species is in diversity of reactions. Granted there may be one best way to react, but intelligence gets in the way more than it solves problems in my opinion.
@@funkmantim2661 Also wolverines, and bears but that's because you're not actually bigger than bears.
How can there possibly be a disclaimer for _THIS_??
exploding pineapples I think you mean how can there not be a disclaimer and, if so, I absolutely agree with you.
I’m itching just from seeing them
_this_
Army ants are amazing. In east Africa, i saw a column of these ants crossing a dirt trail. The mass of seemingly thousands of the ant population scurried in a crowded narrow central column, but which was flanked on both sides by a single column of stationary ants posing outward with their large open mandibles, as if they were guarding the central column. i could get very close and watch this collective behavior as they didn't to like jumping, even if they could.
House : *On Fire*
Chill : *Heres our sponsor , Raycon...*
Chills???
Genyo I was laughing so hard at that lol
Brew: "It currently has the highest rating on the Schmidt Insect Sting Pain Index."
*The executioner wasp has entered the chat*
Schmidt's rating of the warrior wasp: "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?"
Bullet ant has left chat
*asian hornets entered the chat*
@@madkirk7431 Me: Dear god. You: There’s more. Me: No!
*scrolls through chat history, sees that god has left the chat about a few million years ago, devil is still around though......oh wait he left when yiffing was invented*
2:20 well actually coyote peterson ranked the Executioner Wasp higher than the Bullet Ant. an insect Schmidt hasnt been stung by! so take that how you want.
"The executioner wasp"..."the bullet ant". Okay...that makes me want to genetically engineer a 2 inch ant that's 25% mandible, 25% stinger territorial as a hippo (while still maintaining eusociality) and loaded with something really deadly...like tetrodotoxin or cone snail venom and has spring-like legs that enable it to jump to a height of like...6 feet and run at like half a mile an hour (which is blindingly fast for something the size of an ant). Let's make it a bright-red variety. Okay...so, the name of this ant would be the "crimson assassin". There...good luck coming up with a better name for your bug than that one.
@@HaydenX Let me give you some advice:
*Don't*
5:54 actually scared me so bad
mosquitoes are more terrifying they are everywhere.
Note: Beware of rain in places where there are many plants and trees.
I think a bullet ant scarier than a tiny mosquito
@@CrimeVaultUK it may be a tiny mosquito, how about when it will also inject you unknown diseases inside your body.
@@MarcJemelERomeo that depends on what continent he lives on
G1án not people forgetting malaria exists
@@honeydewof7975 don't you know it magically disappeared from the US in the 1930's. (not even joking it used to exist here but now it doesn't)
AntsCanada would love to have these ants in his collection LOL
True but his spider probably wouldn’t
He does now
Just ask him if he'd like to raise a colony of Bull ants!
It would be bad if some escaped undetected
Antscanada is a disgrace to the ant keeping community for his bad ant ethics.
This man has created my new sleep paralysis demon
That pun at the start was fANTastic
Omg I love the ending when Chill removes the earbuds
Would love more skits like that please (:
It carried the exact same energy as being in my house and I was dying-
Right on time. I've been scrolling forever to find something good to watch. Thanks Brew.
Brew isn’t an actual person
"Blue bottles ants" are the wingless wasps (they're pretty to look at) and "bull ants" and "jack jumpers" are different species of ant.
But yeah, bull ants are super aggressive and their sting is super painful
I went to the rainforest and climbed up a gigantic tree. Only when I was at the top did I realized that the whole tree was crawling with bullet ants. I naturally freaked out, but luckily I was not stung. I also had a bunch of fire ants living in my hair for a few days. That was a terrible trip.
" *YEET* to the rescue."
-Grill, 2020.
11:29
"The bull ant is found primarily in australia"
why am i not suprised
Sounds like the perfect place to build a prison. Escape? Naw, it's safer in here.
I sure wish I wouldn't have watched that first video, of yours, now I am binge watching. Thanks. It isn't like I don't have tons of things to do.