Being able to wake up at 5am for work and check RUclips and see my favorite threeway-braincell-hot potato-squad wiggle their way through content just gives me so much joy that I might need a WeeWoo ❤
H.O.T take on Presage from this one. I'd argue Presage was the first actually immersive mission we've had. No other mission before that really made me feel like I was inside of some creepy ship, being hunted by something. The boss was a disappointment, but I really liked the aesthetic.
Maaaannnn I appreciate the anger towards this mission. I've done it so many times to try farm a craftable mini-tool, not a single smg drop. This video is giving me the strength to go on
I love the way you can see how much they both love Danielle and being around her from how much they talk smack to her about her load out. True friendship and I'm here for it.
2:46 I see you actually remembered to jump at the Star Wars trash compactor this time, unlike last time where you died 3 times to hitting the floor at Mach-7…. Though it wouldn’t of mattered because Bungie update physics this time so you would of at worst just got a boo boo. Jez, even in exotic missions, he’s ahead of the times. XD
While I do agree that Presage got power crept, as some who solo flawlessed master Presage before it got vaulted, I unfortunately must inform Jez's lawyer that his client has no case in allegations of it being boring.
I'm here for the chaotic duo plus Datto! Your annoyance at anything that's not "point and shoot" cracks me up. Great vid Jez, and I hope your computer issues have resolved themselves!
Jez is one of my favorite D2bers because he's so relatable. I too have never done a single piece of homework in my entire life. Super looking forward to when they abolish light level so "playing the game more" is no longer a prerequisite for playing the game.
Jez: He's immune, no he's not. Datto: What a roller coaster. Idk why, but that got me so good. EDIT: Jez: If you hold my head under water, I will drown and be relieved of the burden of being alive. LMFAO.
As someone who loves this mission and still remember it like the back of my hand, I cannot wait for Jez to find bold new ways to die! ... I didn't even get to finish writing this comment before you died. (P.s: This video release has made my lunch break.)
Presage is literally the best exotic mission in the game. If you're not enjoying it, I think you need a break from D2 and if it's a bit then good job on sticking to it!
Aside from difficulty spike when you have more than one player... I was able to "get gud" enough to solo flawless this mission on Legendary, on my solar hunter, 3 times...
Watching Jez do PvE content is like watching a train wreck. You know what's coming but you can't look away. Though unlike train wrecks, Jez is actually funny. Unless the train was carrying helium in which case many a laugh will have been had... uhh... English confuses me. Anyway. Video. Video good! If laughter is like a medkit for the soul then Jez is my #1 doctor.
Shout-out to the homies who did presage three times on normal instead of doing it on legend this season, because its infinitely faster and easier to complete. I actually don't know if it even gives special rewards for legend, normal mode is just piss easy and gives the full catalyst anyway
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this mission isn't fun to replay and EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
Disagree.
False. Git gud
I love Presage. I am far from a speed runner but I try vey hard to be one when Presage is on rotation. Thanks for the fun times and forehead Jez! ♥
Not a very iron-decree opinion of you Jez
good vid tho
pretty sure you only needed to do the regular version 3 times...
having Jez on your fireteam is the ultimate debuff
Yeah Bungie should give any raid/dungeon exotic first try when you play with him
But the humor perk is way worth it. Even more so if you get a roll with slight tilt
Unless it's PvP
The childlike joy Jez felt when Datto said he didn't have to think anymore is honestly wholesome
Datellez foreheading their way through more content is exactly what I needed today.
Trvjatto Industries doing work
Personally I prefer Trvezatto. Sounds like a fancy coffee 😂
I'm more of a Team Brain Cell kinda guy
For the longest time i thought Jez was calling danielle a Terf ironically and i feel hella dumb now@@floppydisksareop
Danj3tto
I can’t tell if Danielle and Jez are getting funnier or Datto’s chuckles are getting more common but either way I’m here for it
Jez when there is content that requires any amount of brain power:
Jez when he needs to think in any game
Jez when there is content:
Being able to wake up at 5am for work and check RUclips and see my favorite threeway-braincell-hot potato-squad wiggle their way through content just gives me so much joy that I might need a WeeWoo ❤
H.O.T take on Presage from this one.
I'd argue Presage was the first actually immersive mission we've had. No other mission before that really made me feel like I was inside of some creepy ship, being hunted by something. The boss was a disappointment, but I really liked the aesthetic.
bungie flexed their horror/halo flood muscles with presage.
This video is amazing. The 'this is the worst activity' jokes were giving me a will to live.
Watching you 3 do these old missions on a hard difficulty again is the only good thing that came from the coming back lmao
Maaaannnn I appreciate the anger towards this mission. I've done it so many times to try farm a craftable mini-tool, not a single smg drop. This video is giving me the strength to go on
It's always fascinating watching Jez's brain work. I pretty sure Lemmings have a better sense of direction.
Thanks for posting this 'guide'. I've never had the chance to run Presage when it was originally around.
Danielle's "nope" soundboard had me in tears 🤣
I love the way you can see how much they both love Danielle and being around her from how much they talk smack to her about her load out. True friendship and I'm here for it.
The pure joy when the three of you just stop caring is amazing!
2:46 I see you actually remembered to jump at the Star Wars trash compactor this time, unlike last time where you died 3 times to hitting the floor at Mach-7…. Though it wouldn’t of mattered because Bungie update physics this time so you would of at worst just got a boo boo.
Jez, even in exotic missions, he’s ahead of the times. XD
I love the gang's laughs! It makes me smile and so happy when everyone's vibin and laughin
the implication that jez is literally danielle levels of bad when it comes to jumping puzzles without stompies
While I do agree that Presage got power crept, as some who solo flawlessed master Presage before it got vaulted, I unfortunately must inform Jez's lawyer that his client has no case in allegations of it being boring.
More friendly banter and tiny Datto laughs?
You spoil us!
I'm here for the chaotic duo plus Datto! Your annoyance at anything that's not "point and shoot" cracks me up. Great vid Jez, and I hope your computer issues have resolved themselves!
Datto: "Jez has to do the next one."
Jez: "Noooooorrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuu"
DID YOU JUST SAY A WAIFU SHAPED HOLED IN YOUR LIFE? 😂😂😂💀
Jez is one of my favorite D2bers because he's so relatable. I too have never done a single piece of homework in my entire life. Super looking forward to when they abolish light level so "playing the game more" is no longer a prerequisite for playing the game.
Btw Jez, you can just run the normal version to get the craftable exotic and run it again on normal to enhance it
im sorry but jez saying
23:33
is literally the last thing i EVER expected him to say
i can now die a happy man
I love this content because I can live vicariously through you all and relive the feeling of my fireteam playing together.
Jez and Datto chuckling about bad machinegun perks.
Me nodding and pretending to understand.
I might boop my head but I’m not an idiot had me laughing for way too long
Honestly it got funnier each time Danielle bonked her head or missed a jump 😂 also Jez looking up a guide video made me laugh so much LOL
a Kackis video no less, the nerve! 🤣🤣
28:35 Danielle has some of the best comedic timing.
wow, Datto giggling so much in this video. I'm guessing the worse the mission, the more that Datto giggles, the more tilted Jez would be.
Jez: "I only like shooty shoot!"
Also Jez during shooty shoot: "Can you just do it for me?"
The new tagline for Quicksilver Storm, "So good, even Jez can use it!"
I feel your pain I solo'd this when it first came out and it took me like 5 hours of dying to complete
I love how Jez can't remember a season from 6 weeks ago but can remember a season from 4+ years ago lol. Don't change Jez ❤
‘Hot girl summer fus ro da’ is the best line I’ve ever heard. Jez has completed life. Just retire now, it’s never getting better than that.
9:23 that is the most anguished no I have ever heard
I love that you use Donkey Kong country music in these vids. One of my favorite games.
trv, jrz, and mr. trv content is the only thing getting me through midterms rn
The best thing about your two favorite RUclipsrs being Australian is new videos first thing in the morning
Jez: He's immune, no he's not.
Datto: What a roller coaster.
Idk why, but that got me so good.
EDIT:
Jez: If you hold my head under water, I will drown and be relieved of the burden of being alive.
LMFAO.
Man talks about baseball is now my favorite thing ever from Datto
East-Coasters when Jez makes a reference to our regional major interstate highway: 👍
Seeing how frustrated you get all through out the video has made my bad day slightly less bad!
That accidental Jez/Daniele harmony was rad, blessed the whole rest of the video.
As someone who loves this mission and still remember it like the back of my hand, I cannot wait for Jez to find bold new ways to die!
... I didn't even get to finish writing this comment before you died.
(P.s: This video release has made my lunch break.)
Presage is literally the best exotic mission in the game. If you're not enjoying it, I think you need a break from D2 and if it's a bit then good job on sticking to it!
The interview answer speech thing was really inspiring, not gonna lie. Looking forward to my champs champing some more.
5:41
jeb: "do you feel bonita"
also jeb: "I feel bonita"
It's so nice to see more content from Jez again
I swear Trv is my jumping spirit animal!! I feel every jump she made in these runs! LOL!
Danielle is so obviously the Sherlock Holmes of the team
Your jokes never get old and I can’t stop watching, keep it up dude 🤣
Name a more iconic combo: Jez and having to think literally at all
Th3Complainy_Guy is absolutely goated tbh. Also, Jez saying "Nooo" is hilarious and relatable
11:55 based on cooldowns it was likely Jez's tangle so in fact he had a right to shoot it.
Aside from difficulty spike when you have more than one player... I was able to "get gud" enough to solo flawless this mission on Legendary, on my solar hunter, 3 times...
Egregore sounds like something Gargamel from the smurfs would highly desire. "Azrael, I must have that Egregore!"😂
I cant explain it but when I watch Jez not know what's going on while and Danielle and Datto are doing everything, I get so mad lmaooo
9:23 is my new ringtone for work; the sound of pure suffering
Don't worry, I've subtitled it for you:
"nnnoooooaaaaaawwwwwrrrrr"
Presage was fine exactly one time, the first one. A lot of missions bungie does are nice, but to discover, complete and be happy, not to grind!
so the major take away that i got from this is Jez's hot takes are just as hot as him and you can hold melee to auto catch the rope dart.
Okay Datto’s one liners and commentary were on point in this video. Datto basically took jez video and said this is mine now.
This video helped me a lot mentally today. Always know how to make me laugh!
Jez's beef with the Khakis video is me every time i have to watch one.
And here I am, soon 42… laughing and can’t believe what I’m witnessing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching Jez do PvE content is like watching a train wreck. You know what's coming but you can't look away.
Though unlike train wrecks, Jez is actually funny. Unless the train was carrying helium in which case many a laugh will have been had... uhh... English confuses me.
Anyway. Video. Video good! If laughter is like a medkit for the soul then Jez is my #1 doctor.
Jez is back, and his skills are worse than ever. And thats why we like him!
Spooktober is a proper time to play Pressage
When is the 'No Thinky Think, Only Shooty Shoot' merch dropping?
I remember that part from season of chosen presage exotic quest in last year's ago.
Datto and Danielle roasting Jez for his video titles is real friendship.
The Kackis bit was so funny, oh my god lmaooo
6:00 the fact both of you fell at the same time is just pure perfection 😂😂
Nobody:
Jez saying “no”: NOOOOOORUUUUUU
Mfw I do legend presage but my team (including me) cant find any of the little spore balls and fuses and I get error coded right before the final boss
When datto said turbulence you should’ve said a lot of trvulence lmfao
Jez is comically Austrailian when annoyed
I ran it 20 times to get the firefright pattern i needed to be able to craft it. All i needed was 1 and i didn't get it.
Jez is back and WORSE than ever
kidding ily
I would love to see a video of Jez playing Skyrim.
Shout-out to the homies who did presage three times on normal instead of doing it on legend this season, because its infinitely faster and easier to complete. I actually don't know if it even gives special rewards for legend, normal mode is just piss easy and gives the full catalyst anyway
Datto laughing a lot in this one - Nice!
Really appreciated the Puddle of Mudd reference
Jeb being in his 30s and done with the game is a vibe and so here for it. 😂
18:05 2B Datto + Turbulence please.
holding down the melee button does in fact NOT auto-grab it
Babe, wake up. New TrJattoz! And on a scale of 1 to attractive, I’m feeling nearly 40 and time is an illusion, out of 10.
The balls on this man. "This is objectively boring. NOW WATCH ME DO IT FOUR TIMES PESANTS"
You are the only way I enjoy destiny. Haven’t played since the curse of Osiris, but you’re ironic enjoyment with friends is the best!
Jez trying to use corealis force and getting scared of it is a full vibe
Datto saying he’s got a lot of turbulence was not on my bingo card today.
i did it 22 times yesterday for beloved
The life of sitting here watching this and pure genuine laugher erupting
Jez any other time
Jez when wife next to you: 4:09
as a philly guy i was so very not ready for the i95, also for context i95 penetrates philadelphia (not in a fun way)
The "meh" energy is strong in this vid, sounds like the 3 of you are suffering from "burnout" from playing too much destiny.
Danielle missing the same jump five times is gonna get me through the rest of the year, ngl