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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @AvengerNut
    @AvengerNut 5 лет назад +3916

    4:27 “WHERES MY KE- is that a pizza? i wanna pizza.”
    ME.

    • @thanoswife1254
      @thanoswife1254 5 лет назад +6

      AvengerNut2018 same

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 5 лет назад +10

      AvengerNut2018 haha ur so quirky and cool haha you eat food

    • @jerricahcarpenter
      @jerricahcarpenter 5 лет назад +4

      That part had me laughing so hard😂

    • @s._.259
      @s._.259 5 лет назад +2

      Okay, but SAME

    • @Eva-ur5vz
      @Eva-ur5vz 5 лет назад +2

      lmao same

  • @megancollier9945
    @megancollier9945 5 лет назад +4587

    If I remember correctly last time you sang something like:
    “Driving a car in the woods ohhhh woahhh ohhh,
    Gonna hack my girlfriend with an axe ya knowwww.
    In a weeks time...”
    😂😂😂 *it was a classic*

    • @marythemothlol
      @marythemothlol 5 лет назад +64

      Its gonna be number 1 in the charts 😂😂😂

    • @thejman1132
      @thejman1132 5 лет назад +20

      What was the name of that video

    • @marythemothlol
      @marythemothlol 5 лет назад +31

      The first video was call
      I Screamed! | The Beast Inside
      Daz Games

    • @Nicolas-vm5td
      @Nicolas-vm5td 5 лет назад +8

      More girlfriend videos you guys are e fabulous couple

    • @trippa3553
      @trippa3553 5 лет назад +9

      Melody 22 I’d hit the golden buzzer on X Factor

  • @julianapanaligan2524
    @julianapanaligan2524 5 лет назад +999

    Daz: *Sees a deer hanging*
    Daz: Oh Deer

    • @Mitsuba.xoxo.
      @Mitsuba.xoxo. 7 месяцев назад +1

      nobody
      not a soul
      me: alastors mug

  • @snehakumarib5286
    @snehakumarib5286 Год назад +483

    "I think I will definitely finish this game"
    Few days to 2023:

  • @cassv-j2863
    @cassv-j2863 5 лет назад +755

    “ Excuse me albino man”
    Daz 2019

    • @cianahern2274
      @cianahern2274 5 лет назад +5

      In his first vid on this he said "OH MY ALBINO MAN!!"

    • @lastseen6991
      @lastseen6991 4 года назад

      *666 likes coming up!*
      Sorry if you think its annoying but I cant help it... I really like *perfect number* ...

  • @coolaidkiller64
    @coolaidkiller64 5 лет назад +2776

    Daz: *is British*
    Also daz: Still puts on a british accent

    • @thediaryofnunu
      @thediaryofnunu 5 лет назад +21

      Harrold_DFC 1 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @danr2562
      @danr2562 5 лет назад +9

      Harrold_DFC 1 wdym british accent

    • @xeixie4767
      @xeixie4767 5 лет назад +29

      Dan R I think he means the one when he was playing as the guy in the diary

    • @artistiquelife9577
      @artistiquelife9577 5 лет назад +34

      Harrold_DFC 1 😅😂
      It just goes to show how British British people can actually get!!!! LMAO😄😅😎

    • @sashametaxa6512
      @sashametaxa6512 5 лет назад +5

      Harrold_DFC 1 omg I just realised that😂😂😂😂

  • @cardog6865
    @cardog6865 5 лет назад +367

    Imagine having a friend like daz

  • @kurtissteele7065
    @kurtissteele7065 3 года назад +564

    "I'm gonna finish this game!"
    A year later and we're still waiting on it lol

    • @theedcguy6568
      @theedcguy6568 2 года назад +16

      nearly three now

    • @yandereshizumai2936
      @yandereshizumai2936 2 года назад +5

      3*

    • @victoriabalitskaya5539
      @victoriabalitskaya5539 2 года назад +11

      its almost 3 years now... ;-;

    • @djentyman4002
      @djentyman4002 2 года назад +12

      @@victoriabalitskaya5539 what gives? He said he loved this game and completely forgot about it lol

    • @Chibibeech
      @Chibibeech Год назад +7

      Still waiting hahaha this is the second game i couldnt find fhe next part to.... sad times

  • @meganlxtham6433
    @meganlxtham6433 5 лет назад +352

    "OH NO DON'T LET IT OUT"
    *proceeds to let it out*

  • @KatMEW93Productions
    @KatMEW93Productions 5 лет назад +313

    "You check the shed!" 😂😂 for someone who gets scared easily at horror games it makes me laugh that you still play them 😂😂

  • @jayd8712
    @jayd8712 5 лет назад +558

    My favorite part was Daz yelling at the dude’s wife! 😂😂
    “I’m going down to the basement.. Keep working, honey! Keep WORKING!”
    😂😂

    • @hunterb8891
      @hunterb8891 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @michelletebbutt86
      @michelletebbutt86 4 года назад +11

      For me it was "going to the shed, not that you give a f##k, keep staring out the window, BYE!"
      Don't know why I found that soo funny!!?? 😂

  • @MJ-xi8ry
    @MJ-xi8ry 3 года назад +15

    16:14 I DONT WANNA FIND IT ! I'M GONE ! I'M OUT !! I'M MOVING , I'M MOVING !!!! 😂😂 When I tell you I was cackling in a pitch I've never even heard from myself before

  • @mietzepeople
    @mietzepeople 5 лет назад +730

    Daz: * finds the word "basement" written in blood *
    RUclips: * plays tampon ad *

  • @sel.4708
    @sel.4708 5 лет назад +1459

    the “we’re drving in the fucking woooods” got me

  • @bunanna8495
    @bunanna8495 5 лет назад +263

    "I see you're hard at work..looking..AT NATURE." -Daz 2019

  • @izzyleoni2613
    @izzyleoni2613 3 года назад +79

    I love how in both versions he is so excited he has a lantern😂😂

  • @nyixxo8139
    @nyixxo8139 5 лет назад +625

    “ I just found the kitchen..!”
    ..
    *Dishes burst*
    “AAHHH I DONT WANNA FIND IT!
    IM GONE - IM OUT!
    IM MOVING..!! IM MOVING!!
    IM NOT- I CANT-
    eeuueee ahehahaa”

    • @ColdFallRain
      @ColdFallRain 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @craftingwiththea1586
      @craftingwiththea1586 4 года назад +3

      Spot on! 😂😂

    • @robbyruck3944
      @robbyruck3944 4 года назад +3

      It reminds me of when he was playing suit 776 AHHEHWHHAAHAHSEH AAHAH IM IN THE KITCHEN Christ I sound like Michael Jackson IN THE KITCHENA

  • @Jaypill
    @Jaypill 4 года назад +1089

    💥Scare List💥 (with accurate scare times)
    10:15 upstairs noise (minor)
    11:26 bird and man in tophat (minor)
    14:32 Daz sings (medium)
    15:12 the man looks into your soul (minor)
    16:13 kitchen poltergeist (minor and loud)
    17:31 knock knock (minor)
    18:22 shadow (minor)
    20:18 loud footsteps (minor)
    21:46 Daz screams loudly (major)
    22:18 rude spirit closes door (minor)
    22:49 loud footsteps (minor)
    22:56 hello sir (medium)
    23:42 brace yourself for a minute (medium)
    29:43 guess what hunni? SLAM (minor)

  • @brantfowler5851
    @brantfowler5851 5 лет назад +144

    Who else noticed that the layout of the house looks like is what modeled from the house in conjuring

  • @Beans_OW
    @Beans_OW 3 года назад +82

    i love how he never bothers trying to tell his wife that some guy's been in their house, and hid their fuse in a deer carcass

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 Год назад

      The good ol deer carcass ruse 😂 a tale as old as time

  • @lilyhiggins632
    @lilyhiggins632 5 лет назад +295

    The house looks exactly like the house from the movie “the conjuring”

    • @alexb7065
      @alexb7065 5 лет назад +11

      That’s my thought exactly XD

    • @lexibriggs7177
      @lexibriggs7177 5 лет назад +11

      Happy I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @No-zj7dx
      @No-zj7dx 5 лет назад +8

      Lol that's scary af

    • @yohanah3831
      @yohanah3831 5 лет назад +9

      finally, someone who recognizes the house

    • @missfit7174
      @missfit7174 5 лет назад

      I noticed that, probably got their inspiration from there

  • @diegoyepez5308
    @diegoyepez5308 5 лет назад +641

    “Oooooooohhh white man” - Daz 2019

    • @Morgan-xp8no
      @Morgan-xp8no 5 лет назад +4

      Diego Yepez we have a real singer

    • @ColdFallRain
      @ColdFallRain 5 лет назад +3

      He said Albino man too lmao

  • @wondergaming4710
    @wondergaming4710 4 года назад +542

    "Well it's someones blood and I'm damn sure it's not going to be MIIIIiiiIiIIINnnNnNNeeeEe!!!!"
    i think I pee ed

    • @kimbiggz8108
      @kimbiggz8108 4 года назад +2

      If you need yourself then you're lucky. My heart moved when he said that

    • @syaniho-shing3816
      @syaniho-shing3816 4 года назад +5

      Y'all are both lucky. I screamed and started crying

    • @griff6762
      @griff6762 4 года назад +3

      I found this comment about two seconds before It happened in the video. Thank you for this. It mentaly prepared me😂.

    • @sydneec9054
      @sydneec9054 4 года назад +1

      Bro the whole time I laughed it wasn’t really scary 😂😂😂😂

    • @dog_care7916
      @dog_care7916 4 года назад

      Wonder Gaming same

  • @majora5651
    @majora5651 Год назад +9

    „I‘m definitely going to finish this“
    jup that was the moment I started chuckling because I just knew there wouldn‘t be a part 2 lmao, off to find the ending somewhere else now I guess

  • @kalimonaghan3354
    @kalimonaghan3354 4 года назад +238

    WHY do I ONLY watch these when it’s 1 AM AND WHEN IM ALONE

  • @imiwren9040
    @imiwren9040 5 лет назад +769

    When you're too early to hide in the comment sections

  • @nivaharaldsson
    @nivaharaldsson 5 лет назад +457

    "YOU HEAR THAT JESUS AND MARY?! A GAMING ROOM!"
    - daz 2019

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 3 года назад +38

    26:59 "And we will burn it. With your wife."
    Daz roasting Emma for bitching about how nothing's getting done while she's off having a shower and staring out the window is *hilarious.* 🤣

  • @leah_bxxc6793
    @leah_bxxc6793 4 года назад +184

    I love how Daz just goes into song whenever he's scared

  • @oopsmafingerslipped5119
    @oopsmafingerslipped5119 4 года назад +624

    “Im gonna finish this one” i wish that was true

  • @jessx6549
    @jessx6549 5 лет назад +202

    *daz: “don’t call me angel, you don’t have me right, don’t call me angel, i just found the kitchen”*
    **dishes jump up or whatever they did**
    *daz: “AHHHHHH, I DONT WANNA FIND ITTTT, IM GONE, IM OUT, IM MOVINGGG”*

    • @jessicabaker3986
      @jessicabaker3986 4 года назад +2

      jess x my favourite part😂😂

    • @jessx6549
      @jessx6549 4 года назад +2

      Jessica Baker same ahahha

    • @inezarbella
      @inezarbella 4 года назад +1

      This was the best part of this video

    • @karmaqueen6850
      @karmaqueen6850 4 года назад

      OH MAH GAWD AS I STARTED READING THIS HE DID IT AHHHHHH SCARED 😱

  • @emelinecarvajal3661
    @emelinecarvajal3661 3 года назад +20

    Anyone else squints their eyes and turns the brightness low so you can barely see the jump scares every time Daz plays horror games, but always comes back to watch more because its exhilarating and Daz's reactions are priceless? no , just me.😂

  • @kax102
    @kax102 4 года назад +618

    14:34 "ooooOOOOOooOOoooOU! White man! WHITE MAN IN MY ROOM!"

  • @amberbray8607
    @amberbray8607 5 лет назад +1123

    “I smell a divorce” 😂😂

  • @l.b.r2134
    @l.b.r2134 5 лет назад +65

    This house is the *EXACT* layout of the house in The Conjuring...

  • @jasonhall7952
    @jasonhall7952 4 года назад +130

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Daz: Gets scared of everything but still plays horror games.

    • @Nenii4president
      @Nenii4president 3 года назад

      Honestly 😂 😂

    • @CHKNdinnner
      @CHKNdinnner 2 года назад

      Ugh I hate when people meme everything but that's so true 👍

  • @AcidZaza
    @AcidZaza 5 лет назад +360

    IM late :(((( BUt im drinking teaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAH!
    JumpScare List D:
    - 10:15 crack or a bang i don't really know :P)
    - 11:26 crow flying into the window scared the hell out of mee D:)
    - 15:12 creepy figure looks then disappears creepy as hell
    16:14 dishes are thrown and its kinda funny how daz ran out of the kitchen
    18:23 shadow figure walks by eep
    21:46 albino dude speed crawls torward you
    22:21 door shuts and black roots appear
    -23:52 figure comes out of door; not really jumpscare,scared me like the other ones )
    - 26:50 flashlight turns on the wooden horse not scary
    27:40 loud wooden bang eep
    30:00 scary jumpscare music)

    • @lakelynstuart641
      @lakelynstuart641 4 года назад +8

      This deserves waaaaaay more likes 😀

    • @AcidZaza
      @AcidZaza 4 года назад +1

      @Denise Phandanouvong yw

    • @mythicalqueen3621
      @mythicalqueen3621 4 года назад +5

      Thanks god bless your heartT^T my anxiety went down alittle

    • @boredaf6103
      @boredaf6103 4 года назад +1

      thnxx u

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 4 года назад +3

      Does scary jumpscare music mean that there is one?

  • @camipowell9969
    @camipowell9969 4 года назад +969

    "I'll definitely finish this one."
    2 months later...

  • @makenzieknight5541
    @makenzieknight5541 5 лет назад +304

    “OoOoOoOOOoOoOooooOoOoOHH WHITE MAN!” 😂

  • @jannalawlor5832
    @jannalawlor5832 3 года назад +12

    DAZ PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS GAME! I'm so invested in the plot, and it seemed like you were too

  • @deeaandreea3541
    @deeaandreea3541 4 года назад +411

    my mom: "oh god! are you ok?!"
    me:"yeah just a "LITTLE" panic attack..."
    my mom : "oh my god."
    ( 21:46 )

    • @ItsLuke13
      @ItsLuke13 3 года назад +7

      well that’s lovely since i’m on 21:00 :(

    • @ItsLuke13
      @ItsLuke13 3 года назад +2

      OMFG I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN AHHHhahHfinszibricbekzovnekc

    • @pinkfrostywolf2094
      @pinkfrostywolf2094 3 года назад +3

      that actual scared the life out of me

    • @TWINBEARD
      @TWINBEARD 3 года назад +3

      Im fucking scared now, Im at 20:13

    • @TWINBEARD
      @TWINBEARD 3 года назад +2

      AAAAGGHHHH OKAY I UNDERSTAND

  • @atefa5474
    @atefa5474 5 лет назад +142

    00:07 when my mum approaches me and i haven’t cleaned my room

    • @peaches554
      @peaches554 5 лет назад +3

      Atefa Qhadamzadah lol bravo 👏🏻 you did well with this comment, you haven’t disappointed

  • @cxmr4derie343
    @cxmr4derie343 4 года назад +162

    Everyone after they listens to Daz’s vocals: Mariah Carey who

  • @nicoleelizabeth8288
    @nicoleelizabeth8288 3 года назад +79

    18:33 Game: The Diary has been updated
    Daz : "The Diary has been updated.....Dear diary, today I shit my pants"

  • @jessmillie1392
    @jessmillie1392 5 лет назад +358

    None one:
    No one in the world:
    Lady: ADAM
    Thanks for this many likes guys!🥰

    • @charlie5256
      @charlie5256 5 лет назад +12

      Jess Millie that vine

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 5 лет назад

      Jess Millie thats the most unfunniest thing ever

    • @brickmidget
      @brickmidget 5 лет назад +1

      @thomas meaney

    • @PastLifeVillian
      @PastLifeVillian 5 лет назад

      Yea repeat the same “no one:” jokes over and over in the comments guys super funny

    • @ellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa750
      @ellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa750 5 лет назад

      1,000 subs with one video ? Ur the most ur funniest thing ever

  • @minipigeon18
    @minipigeon18 5 лет назад +52

    Daz is so good at singing.
    He should make his own album.

  • @calebash5058
    @calebash5058 4 года назад +2775

    Who else realized that this is the house from the conjuring

  • @amber-louise2007
    @amber-louise2007 3 года назад +14

    Daz : " Oh no don't let it out "
    Also daz : opens door anyway

  • @burns_813
    @burns_813 4 года назад +137

    21:46 DAMMIT I NEARLY GOT MY SOUP EVERYWHERE

    • @surferkitty1233
      @surferkitty1233 4 года назад +12

      Really? I could have dropped my croissant

    • @paigecoleman1628
      @paigecoleman1628 4 года назад +1

      Surferkitty 123 damn you beat me to it 😂

    • @surferkitty1233
      @surferkitty1233 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @Urmom74747
      @Urmom74747 4 года назад

      Surferkitty 123 I was gunna say that 😼😂

    • @Steffaroo22
      @Steffaroo22 4 года назад +1

      Omg same lmao I had soup to 😰😂

  • @lbk1106
    @lbk1106 4 года назад +1054

    POV: you're looking for the jumpscare list

  • @offthefantaa461
    @offthefantaa461 4 года назад +759

    "I will definitely finish this game"
    2020:

  • @thxvvxtchx7340
    @thxvvxtchx7340 11 месяцев назад +1

    Please finish this game! The horror sections get SO GOOD!

  • @lexiwexiwoo
    @lexiwexiwoo 5 лет назад +172

    "Dear Diary, today I shit my pants!" lmao but the whole "Oh look there's an ax covered in a little bit of blood. That's when you know you moved into the right house, making good life choices."

  • @spring4038
    @spring4038 4 года назад +114

    5:19 his scream sounded like the scream of the guy that went “you almost made me drop my croissant”😂😂

  • @sophiageib8478
    @sophiageib8478 4 года назад +8

    I love it how he says he doesn't want to do or go somewhere as he continues to walk/do what he said he didn't want to do.

  • @turg532
    @turg532 5 лет назад +40

    Daz: "Oh no, dont let it out!"
    Also daz: Opens door anyway
    17:46

  • @bradleysmith7824
    @bradleysmith7824 5 лет назад +23

    Omg I can literally remember watching this 2 years ago, nostalgia at its finest 😂

  • @fernreeves8002
    @fernreeves8002 5 лет назад +44

    When Daz started talking posh I lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Daz: *picks up candle stick holder
    Throws it
    Daz: Bollocks to that 😂😂😂

  • @cadence_mcdd
    @cadence_mcdd 4 года назад +20

    21:45 when I tell u I threw my phone I RHREW MY PHONE

    • @stqrrysvnflowers4652
      @stqrrysvnflowers4652 3 года назад +2

      Draco? How’s hermione been?

    • @julesmf1288
      @julesmf1288 3 года назад

      i thought i was about to shit my pants when that happened

  • @victoriabakerjones
    @victoriabakerjones 5 лет назад +156

    *"This horse will haunt me in my dreams"*
    "It will, and we will burnt it .. with your wife--KAY LEts"

    • @adriangodino8747
      @adriangodino8747 5 лет назад +2

      Victoria Jones He even named the horse Larry

  • @danielnadtochiev2719
    @danielnadtochiev2719 5 лет назад +23

    20:50
    Daz:"Or maybe we go to bed"
    Mood 😂😂

  • @fred5998
    @fred5998 4 года назад +255

    Me: hides in comment section so I don't get jumpscared
    Jumpscare: uno reverse byatch

    • @deannabobadilla9361
      @deannabobadilla9361 4 года назад +4

      Vibez yup this was definitely me just now

    • @_kaileemarie_
      @_kaileemarie_ 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tiaskyes
    @tiaskyes 4 года назад +7

    The way daz scurried out of the kitchen 😂😂

  • @Sam-fr1bj
    @Sam-fr1bj 4 года назад +179

    “Don’t call me angellll you don’t have me right, don’t call me angel I just found the kitchen
    *a few seconds later*
    AHHHH I DONT WANNA FIND IT IM GONE IM OUT IM MOVINGGGG IM MOVINGG

    • @robertb.5095
      @robertb.5095 4 года назад +1

      Literally read that AS he was saying it it was incredible.

  • @petramancuso5515
    @petramancuso5515 4 года назад +243

    I died when Daz said OOOOOOOWWWOOOO~WOOOO~OOOOOOOOO WHITE MAN! WHITE MAN IN MY RUM EXCUSE ME ALBINO MAN!! 14:34

  • @rosaduisheeva3178
    @rosaduisheeva3178 5 лет назад +156

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Daz: Ahahaha!!!!!!!!
    Also Daz: Albino man!
    More Daz: Oh ohh ohhhhh ohhhh ohhh oh oh oh!

  • @IzRainaYall
    @IzRainaYall 3 года назад +3

    14:34 DAZ YOU SANG SO GOOD YOU REALLY THOSE NOTES!!!😂 but really I was impressed

  • @Itzwolfgirl
    @Itzwolfgirl 5 лет назад +84

    Door:eeEeeeeEEEEeee
    Daz:alright calm down 😂😂✌🏻

  • @emmathurman-newell2020
    @emmathurman-newell2020 5 лет назад +146

    i was bent over putting socks on and daz said
    "ugh, this is not nice"

  • @sebastianconley8950
    @sebastianconley8950 5 лет назад +49

    Nobody:
    Ghost: Slings kitchen wear
    Daz: AND WERE MOVINGGGG

  • @taylor4927
    @taylor4927 3 года назад +68

    who else thinks this house looks like the house from the film “The conjuring”

    • @sym8774
      @sym8774 3 года назад

      Didn’t he play this game before

    • @taylor4927
      @taylor4927 3 года назад

      @@sym8774 the film came out in 2013 and he played this a year ago but it depends when the game came out

    • @denicegummels1675
      @denicegummels1675 3 года назад +2

      omg yesssssssss i wass trying to think of the name of the movie

    • @xcarabeara7870
      @xcarabeara7870 3 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking!!

    • @sym8774
      @sym8774 3 года назад

      @@taylor4927 but he played the game twice I remember him screaming at that jumpscare different times

  • @briannabella395
    @briannabella395 5 лет назад +112

    no one:
    Literally no one:
    Daz: aAaAaaAAhAoWaOH, wHiTe mAn
    Me💀💀💀

  • @cantfindrae
    @cantfindrae 4 года назад +179

    21:45 "well its someones blood and damn sure its not going to bE MINEEeeEEEeEEEeeeE

  • @mattywolf95
    @mattywolf95 5 лет назад +134

    Picks up candle stick
    "what is this?"
    Lobs candle stick down the stairs
    "bollocks to that!"
    🤣😂

  • @haileystrait4497
    @haileystrait4497 3 года назад +26

    Daz yelling at the wife is my favorite part lmao

  • @nammy5366
    @nammy5366 4 года назад +28

    I love watching you play horror games it honestly makes my day, you’re so funny and your reactions and random sentenced together reactions as just so entertaining, thank you!

  • @Bull66th
    @Bull66th 5 лет назад +36

    23:18 Daz was so scared he summoned his inner Pennywise the Dancing Clown laughs right there hahahaha...

  • @natfleites9498
    @natfleites9498 4 года назад +213

    Instructions: check the shed
    Daz: *YOU CHECK THE SHED LOOK AT IT*

  • @missyburke4312
    @missyburke4312 3 года назад +3

    14:34 damn daz got some vocals

  • @sophiahammersley1363
    @sophiahammersley1363 5 лет назад +170

    No one :
    Not a soul
    Daz: I’m if someone writes basement in blood what do you do ? What do you do?

    • @ebeth3852
      @ebeth3852 5 лет назад +8

      new presenter of the show ‘what would you do’

    • @Morgan-xp8no
      @Morgan-xp8no 5 лет назад

      Sophia Hammersley but at first it was ketchup 😂

    • @BeezusOfc
      @BeezusOfc 5 лет назад

      Write back 'No U' and then get the hell out of there.

    • @JamesJohnson-cc2tu
      @JamesJohnson-cc2tu 5 лет назад

      You move planet that's what you do

    • @RavenMysticX
      @RavenMysticX 5 лет назад

      RUN AWAY FROM THE BASEMENT!!!!

  • @maddiefidge1501
    @maddiefidge1501 4 года назад +607

    daz: “tHe DiArYs BeEn UpDaTeD”
    also daz: dear diary,
    today, i shit my pants.

  • @kaitlynnelson1679
    @kaitlynnelson1679 4 года назад +167

    game- “this horse will haunt me in my dreams”
    daz- “it will, and we will burn it with your wife” i’m deceased

  • @airc7219
    @airc7219 11 месяцев назад +1

    PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!

  • @arononisor3348
    @arononisor3348 5 лет назад +117

    At first, I read the title as "Haunted Horse Simulator" and I was just skipping through the video to see where the damn horse is. Then I realized

  • @1-worm-1
    @1-worm-1 5 лет назад +111

    Emma: stay away don’t
    AS SHE IS TIED TO A CHAIR
    Like love what do you think he’s gonna do
    Kidnapper:ho shit sorry I’ll just let you go
    Hate to break it to you but that’s not gonna happen

    • @alxiiii
      @alxiiii 5 лет назад +2

      Eilidh W I always think of that when people who’re kidnapped are like LET ME GO!! 😂😂

    • @1-worm-1
      @1-worm-1 5 лет назад +2

      SunnyJim I know

  • @himetoracos
    @himetoracos 5 лет назад +205

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Daz: - harmonizing scream -

  • @tthesurvivalist7737
    @tthesurvivalist7737 3 года назад +2

    21:41 I don't know what scared me more the creature or daz screaming

  • @sambrownbower690
    @sambrownbower690 5 лет назад +35

    Daz: Well i'm damn sure it's not MMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!
    Me: are you sure about that

  • @oceansauce1508
    @oceansauce1508 5 лет назад +59

    I’m a simple human,
    When daz posts,
    I click.

  • @captaingranola4726
    @captaingranola4726 5 лет назад +153

    No one:
    Daz:
    “Can I just go to an airbnb”😂

  • @VaDejSj
    @VaDejSj 3 года назад +1

    Continue THIS ONE DAZ

  • @charlie5256
    @charlie5256 5 лет назад +51

    23:18
    no one:
    daz: hoohooheEeE

    • @peaches554
      @peaches554 5 лет назад

      mxxnchldd I was literally scrolling through the comments when I saw your comment and he said that 😂

    • @idontgiveashit2716
      @idontgiveashit2716 5 лет назад

      That made me actually laugh

  • @Blue_bell24
    @Blue_bell24 5 лет назад +32

    the game :"Creeeeeeeeek"
    Daz:"alright calm down"

  • @morbidcuriosityz
    @morbidcuriosityz 5 лет назад +105

    Daz: *”The beast inside”*
    Me: You mean the doughnut I just ate? Cause I love Eating too much

    • @owinlaa
      @owinlaa 5 лет назад +6

      Okay, who is dad supposed to be, this isn’t funny and I’ll have to decipher this like Daz with puzzles.

    • @adelina2332
      @adelina2332 5 лет назад +3

      @@owinlaa it's probably because d and z are close together

    • @dovacraft5772
      @dovacraft5772 5 лет назад +2

      @@adelina2332 that or auto correct

    • @murderousashes9690
      @murderousashes9690 5 лет назад +1

      **Daz*

    • @tinkerbelliscool13
      @tinkerbelliscool13 5 лет назад +2

      Ahahah mood

  • @kchangaming714
    @kchangaming714 3 года назад +2

    18:16
    Daz: "oh heavenly father..."
    *MY WORDS EXACTLY!!!!!!* 😂😂😂

  • @ghostworld7403
    @ghostworld7403 5 лет назад +53

    Girlfriend: "We need to get started on this place."
    Me: "WE?!"

  • @PandasArentBears
    @PandasArentBears 5 лет назад +55

    "Hope you're enjoying your SHOWER!!!" 🤬
    Literally me when I need my sister to *hurry UP* and get the hell out of the shower.

    • @astrologybabe9851
      @astrologybabe9851 5 лет назад

      Thunder Rose 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @steph_decker8186
      @steph_decker8186 5 лет назад

      Is it bad that I'm that sister

    • @PandasArentBears
      @PandasArentBears 5 лет назад

      @@steph_decker8186 oh not at all 😂, my little sister has to go in the shower first, but once she's out nobody is allowed in the bathroom for at least half an hour while I have my shower 🤣

  • @morssmort639
    @morssmort639 4 года назад +75

    Goes to the backyard
    Daz:''I'd sacrifise a kitchen for this''

  • @hunterpromax-so7pn
    @hunterpromax-so7pn 8 месяцев назад +3

    I think i will definitely finish this game... DAZ ITS BEEN 4 YEARS WHERE IS PART 2 please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @artyknighto6052
    @artyknighto6052 5 лет назад +62

    I read the title as “Haunted Horse Simulator” and now I feel like a wally