RT Podcast: Ep. 418 - Burnie The Paranoid

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @Mr.Severyn
    @Mr.Severyn 7 лет назад +811

    "I'm sorry I don't have Cortana on to remind me to run a windows defender scan" best nerd burn of 2017

    • @alacnaythegreat1054
      @alacnaythegreat1054 7 лет назад +14

      It will be remembered through all of time and space.

    • @tylerdmcgilvery
      @tylerdmcgilvery 7 лет назад +8

      Severyn Baltos needs to be a shirt. i would buy that

    • @Mr.Severyn
      @Mr.Severyn 7 лет назад +1

      YESSS

    • @scaper12123
      @scaper12123 7 лет назад +1

      Wouldn't need Cortana to remind you to run the defender if you didn't set your firewall rules and local group permissions properly

    • @ajaxxx_
      @ajaxxx_ 6 лет назад +1

      This entire comment should be in speech marks.
      It’s just quoting the video.

  • @doctore81
    @doctore81 7 лет назад +177

    the best prank they could play of Burnie is no prank at all, he'll be looking behind his back for the rest of his life

    • @AssassinOfEgypt
      @AssassinOfEgypt 7 лет назад +13

      That's the paranoid prank @FaZe

    • @TheSlaughterGod
      @TheSlaughterGod 7 лет назад +3

      no tell him the prank already happened and he'll look back and wonder "what happened to me!?"

  • @anthonykarosy3172
    @anthonykarosy3172 7 лет назад +20

    Can we PLEASE have more RT Podcasts with Gus, Gavin, Miles, Burnie, and Gus more often?! This has been the funniest Podcast in a while. The chemistry between these four is just perfect!

  • @RezoliRavioli
    @RezoliRavioli 7 лет назад +12

    Miles has to be one of the best people at Roosterteeth. His little one liners every now and then always make me laugh and he is just always hilarious.

  • @shortbusheros4
    @shortbusheros4 7 лет назад +21

    I love it when Miles is on the podcast, I feel like he's the only one who laughs at their jokes as hard as I do.

  • @Christopher-ex9py
    @Christopher-ex9py 7 лет назад +5

    Paranoid Burnie is Best Burnie. I haven't laughed that hard or that loud at an RT Podcast in a while. Awesome job guys!

  • @Raf154
    @Raf154 7 лет назад +290

    Burnie is just on an ongoing mid life crisis

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 7 лет назад +43

      Raf121212 he needs a sabaticle

    • @thomaswillard6267
      @thomaswillard6267 7 лет назад +29

      Raf121212 I'm legitimately worrying about him because it seems like he never gets a day off for an actual vacation. The dude needs to leave his phone at home and go to a cabin in the woods.

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol 7 лет назад +4

      +Thomas Willard I dunno, man. Have you seen Evil Dead?

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah Zelda talk all around him while he's like "so horizon zero dawn"

  • @joshsquire555
    @joshsquire555 7 лет назад +48

    Congrats on your new job at UPS Bernie

  • @bradym67
    @bradym67 7 лет назад +876

    0:33 I have a first membership, but your video player sucks so I watch it here instead.

    • @thatguyinaldi9056
      @thatguyinaldi9056 7 лет назад +131

      Brady M67 burnie burned

    • @MrCrappyName
      @MrCrappyName 7 лет назад +34

      are you me? it sounds like you are me.

    • @deankruse8751
      @deankruse8751 7 лет назад +35

      Brady M67 thats the same reason i stopped paying for my first subscription

    • @Freek314
      @Freek314 7 лет назад +39

      I quit paying for first because of their shitty player, too

    • @davidhalfacree5335
      @davidhalfacree5335 7 лет назад +18

      Absolutely. I tried for months to try and get them to sort out their video player because I couldn't watch anything on their site so I eventually (and reluctantly) cancelled my First membership and now have to watch videos on RUclips.

  • @LightMyFirebird
    @LightMyFirebird 7 лет назад +3

    Miles is one of the best fill-ins on the podcast if not the best. One of my favorite people at RT

  • @Snipick
    @Snipick 7 лет назад +1

    I kept rewinding 1:08:55 over and over. Gavin and Miles' reactions were so perfect. It had me in stitches for 6 minutes. Great Podcast Gents.

  • @bobparker465
    @bobparker465 7 лет назад +177

    Burnie the paranoid
    Geoff the depressed
    Gus the loner
    Joel the aged
    Matt the ???

  • @LuckyFoxLin
    @LuckyFoxLin 7 лет назад +61

    It has miles in the thumb-nail and said Burnie was paranoid. Auto watch

  • @rockleyhockley
    @rockleyhockley 7 лет назад +6

    I love Barb but Miles was a breath of fresh air in this. I don't think there are many (if any??) Podcasts with these 4, but it's awesome. Just a really great dynamic.

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 7 лет назад +450

    Wasn't this supposed to be the pizza sphere podcast?

    • @Allsouls78
      @Allsouls78 7 лет назад +14

      IIRC, YAC.

    • @WelshGrey
      @WelshGrey 7 лет назад +2

      +Winston Smith Wtf does that mean

    • @fallingshoe6520
      @fallingshoe6520 7 лет назад +1

      dont worry about it

    • @NoBody-qs7op
      @NoBody-qs7op 7 лет назад

      MAHMAN a pizza sphere is pretty self explanatory.

  • @gerardduplessis1991
    @gerardduplessis1991 7 лет назад +2

    The Apple airpods discussion is the hardest I've laughed at an RT Podcast discussion in a long time.

  • @kenzotoda5278
    @kenzotoda5278 7 лет назад +16

    i just noticed Burnie is using an shirt that has "South Bernie Football Club" in it, keep making Gavin proud Bernie.

    • @joshnewman5250
      @joshnewman5250 7 лет назад

      Aura is their a video where burnie gets the video would love to see it?

    • @kenzotoda5278
      @kenzotoda5278 7 лет назад

      i don't know, but i doubt that there is an video of him getting it

  • @xbigex833
    @xbigex833 7 лет назад +21

    any podcast with miles is a good podcast

  • @Attewir
    @Attewir 7 лет назад +15

    Is it just me or have Miles and Michael have both gotten a lot better about letting others speak

  • @reginahockert7659
    @reginahockert7659 6 лет назад +1

    Miles always makes me laugh, what a great podcast. Watching Burnie be jumpy had me giggling the whole time

  • @Itsjustslade
    @Itsjustslade 7 лет назад +2

    I love watching these drunk, Miles and Gavin you are amazing

  • @tessiere516
    @tessiere516 7 лет назад +3

    This is one of the funniest podcasts, definitely in the all time greatest.

  • @blahblah9036
    @blahblah9036 7 лет назад +26

    That was the sickest nerd burn ever...!

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar 7 лет назад +3

    my fav podcast group, Miles & Gavin make me laugh so much

  • @adamrobG1
    @adamrobG1 5 лет назад +1

    Burnie's responsive "whooooooo" at 23:02 is just amazing!

  • @russ_dylan
    @russ_dylan 7 лет назад +56

    Hahahahah I'm so glad Gavin said "I've just realized we've become the worst people ever"

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 лет назад +7

      russ chmbers It's funny because it's true.

  • @WildBlueYonder
    @WildBlueYonder 7 лет назад +342

    Please have Ray for the 420 podcast.

    • @victowave7066
      @victowave7066 7 лет назад +9

      WildBlueYonder It won't happen. EVER

    • @munchbiter
      @munchbiter 7 лет назад +1

      WildBlueYonder Yo WildBlue! Fly On! :P

    • @osiris8680
      @osiris8680 7 лет назад +2

      don't be stupid ray does his own thing even though he was at rtx doing a panel

    • @belainegibsson.2082
      @belainegibsson.2082 7 лет назад

      WildBlueYonder This needs to be liked all the way to the top so they can take notice. Only one more podcast left to get the message across! 👍👍👍👍

    • @ice_exia9789
      @ice_exia9789 7 лет назад +14

      WildBlueYonder he said he wasn't gonna do it

  • @cowboycolts
    @cowboycolts 7 лет назад +485

    Barbara using a new type of makeup cause she looks HOT!!!

    • @MLGK9Wolf
      @MLGK9Wolf 7 лет назад +28

      and ready?

    • @PoisonDash
      @PoisonDash 7 лет назад

      When was she on this?

    • @acrazyguy14
      @acrazyguy14 7 лет назад +49

      the whole time next to gavin what do you mean

    • @pglAymer
      @pglAymer 7 лет назад +39

      The joke.
      Several layers of Earth's atmosphere.
      Your head.

    • @21EpicFail
      @21EpicFail 7 лет назад +2

      people can't notice true beauty when it's right in front of them

  • @jacobviles3938
    @jacobviles3938 7 лет назад +2

    Burnie was staring straight into my soul when he said "Because I deserve it" talking about his new toothbrush

  • @KevinTignor
    @KevinTignor 7 лет назад +163

    I can't believe it Burnie says my name at 36:10

    • @thefields2956
      @thefields2956 7 лет назад +5

      Kevin Tignor good job mate

    • @Mystninja
      @Mystninja 7 лет назад +11

      Kevin Tignor can i get your John Hancock

  • @deargodwhy91
    @deargodwhy91 7 лет назад +9

    I love Barbra, but miles on the podcast is always class

  • @gavinsworkroom
    @gavinsworkroom 7 лет назад

    I usually don't like podcasts with Miles, but they're all in such a good mood this is so entertaining.

  • @Bull_Schmidt
    @Bull_Schmidt 7 лет назад +5

    "I don't want to give out my birthday to mighty fine"
    Googles when burnies birthday is, it's there in big text first result

  • @kirillsasin
    @kirillsasin 7 лет назад +1

    Gus was on fire this entire episode. Loved it.

  • @Sindar
    @Sindar 7 лет назад +1

    Gus, I not only appreciated your Thrawn Trilogy reference, I loved it. Awesome for the obscure reference

  • @myqwood8541
    @myqwood8541 7 лет назад +1

    This episode made me laugh more than any other episode in recent memory.

  • @ArcticDraugr
    @ArcticDraugr 7 лет назад +1

    Miles has officially become my spirit animal!!

  • @T-Fyre
    @T-Fyre 7 лет назад +2

    Rooster Teeth, here's a tip for you, put Miles on everything more often, everyone loves him, and he's the best person at Rooster Teeth, I DEMAND HIM 24/7

  • @MrHeroHere
    @MrHeroHere 7 лет назад +335

    automatic thumbs-up for Miles :D

    • @Sheriff-Karstonian
      @Sheriff-Karstonian 7 лет назад +19

      Saw the thumbnail and immediately thought "Today is gonna be a good day!"

    • @snookegooch4024
      @snookegooch4024 7 лет назад

      TheKarstonian same lmao

    • @bremsnix
      @bremsnix 7 лет назад

      I love Miles. He is the real MVP.

    • @CaitCher
      @CaitCher 7 лет назад +1

      I'm a simple woman. When I find out Miles is on a podcast, I click on the video as fast as bloody possible.

    • @83joonior
      @83joonior 7 лет назад +2

      I've never watched this. Why should I upvote?

  • @RandomCarrot2806
    @RandomCarrot2806 7 лет назад +1

    Man, Burnie was an absolute maniac this episode.

  • @advalpaca1449
    @advalpaca1449 7 лет назад +9

    yayyyyyyyy miles is on, i was just watching a bunch of his stuff

  • @kaylabellinger9775
    @kaylabellinger9775 7 лет назад +1

    Burnie is wearing the shirt of the South Burnie football club and I just can't. hahahah.

  • @Kotodon
    @Kotodon 7 лет назад +78

    Oh man, I just watched the video they did to prank Chris and it is pretty cruel.

    • @Wolverine-eh3sg
      @Wolverine-eh3sg 7 лет назад +1

      Wesley Clark I know right

    • @EdWun
      @EdWun 7 лет назад

      Wesley Clark what video

    • @Wolverine-eh3sg
      @Wolverine-eh3sg 7 лет назад +1

      Blaine did a prank to get back at Chris for the fake screening of The Force Awakens, I suggest you go watch it.

    • @joesimpson9998
      @joesimpson9998 7 лет назад +2

      did anyone else think of "welcome to the family son" when miles said the hidden camera stuff is like the Mafia your family now

    • @EdWun
      @EdWun 7 лет назад

      Wolverine2101 what's the name of the video

  • @Andydrew404
    @Andydrew404 7 лет назад +1

    A podcast is always great when Miles' is in it

  • @atrickeestickee5553
    @atrickeestickee5553 7 лет назад +3

    Burnie looking straight into my soul around 33:40 ish. I actually felt terror for a second

  • @psychopanda3539
    @psychopanda3539 7 лет назад

    Can we get a gif of that little Burnie jump when the guy walked in? Please lmao

  • @TrueSoul116
    @TrueSoul116 7 лет назад +1

    This is the most aggressive podcast and I love it.

  • @LockDeadd
    @LockDeadd 7 лет назад +1

    thank god for another miles podcast

  • @dipgrizzly25
    @dipgrizzly25 7 лет назад +6

    "If it's on screen it's canon". Tell that to the Star Wars universe after the Disney acquisition.

  • @thegoodbadmusic
    @thegoodbadmusic 7 лет назад

    The burger conversation was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @Le_Bob007
    @Le_Bob007 7 лет назад +89

    gavin is kinda right i mean if you clone a 20 year old, the baby will have cells that are already 20 years old because telomeres don't regenerate

    • @thesaxophoneboy
      @thesaxophoneboy 7 лет назад +11

      LeBob97 they'll regenerate in the person's stem cells as their telomerase continues to be active, which would probably be what you'd use.

    • @belainegibsson.2082
      @belainegibsson.2082 7 лет назад +1

      LeBob97 So their make up will be 20 years old, but their appearance will be that of an infant?

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 лет назад

      I Am Monster Truck no, they'll rapidly grow into a 20 year old. as you might imagine, this causes SERIOUS damage. clones don't live very long.

    • @thesaxophoneboy
      @thesaxophoneboy 7 лет назад +1

      Yal Rathol How do you gain the energy required to rapidly grow from a neonate to a child and then go through puberty? How do you know that clones don't live long?

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 лет назад +1

      thesaxophoneboy i don't know how they grow cloned cells, only the results. i imagine they're grown in a host womb, removed before the development is finished and fed normally until fully grown.
      and to answer your second question, dolly the sheep. cloned organisms tend to develop problems, they get sick and die long before the originals do, in part because they start at the same age as the originals but with the rapid cell division of growth added on top.
      remember, your cells only have so many divisions in them, and different parts of your DNA are active at different stages of life (hence why you don't grow baby teeth after a certain age). so their DNA has to try and figure out how to build an entire body with limited time, resources and an incomplete blueprint. so when i then say "clones don't live very long", are you shocked?
      which is why identical twins (who are natural clones) are usually healthy like any other being. they grew like normal creatures and weren't forced through the above mentioned absurd process.

  • @emmacarroll5994
    @emmacarroll5994 7 лет назад

    at the end of Get Out there's a couple of scenes where the entire theatre applauded. It was amazing.

  • @cd8467
    @cd8467 7 лет назад

    i like that they basically had the debate about whether or not cloning is ethical but using crazy hypothetical situations and using video games/movies as reference

  • @MrZdixo1
    @MrZdixo1 7 лет назад

    Love gus's sarcasm on the twin prank

  • @CymruJedi
    @CymruJedi 7 лет назад +2

    Shoutout to Gus for referencing the Thrawn trilogy

  • @vincentbrown6099
    @vincentbrown6099 7 лет назад +1

    I like it when miles is on the podcast

  • @EPICthingsNstuff
    @EPICthingsNstuff 7 лет назад +1

    Jon's text message "I feel left out so im sending you a message too. Love you" 22:08

  • @lalle5000
    @lalle5000 7 лет назад

    The arrow sound from Skyrim that Gavin makes at 42:52 is amazing

  • @elizawilliams8374
    @elizawilliams8374 7 лет назад +3

    You know what I love doing, having to charge my phone and my headphones every night

  • @mononuk
    @mononuk 7 лет назад +4

    Great podcast. Miles is fantastic!

  • @PixelGamer__
    @PixelGamer__ 7 лет назад +4

    did anyone notice that miles said there is going to be camp camp season 2. so hyped

    • @louisnorton820
      @louisnorton820 7 лет назад +3

      Already announced, but yeah. Camp camp is awesome

  • @redcypher5491
    @redcypher5491 7 лет назад +2

    Miles is the best i love it when hes on the podcast

  • @Name-di3ku
    @Name-di3ku 7 лет назад +1

    41:24 Gus, props for the most underrated straight faced pun ever, of all time

  • @DestinyWalkThroughs
    @DestinyWalkThroughs 7 лет назад +1

    good chemistry between they fellas on this cast IMO good job

  • @keanevandermerwe8971
    @keanevandermerwe8971 7 лет назад +318

    Last time I was this early the Sex Von Shaukel Boyz had 4 members

    • @ewanmcgmcg8231
      @ewanmcgmcg8231 7 лет назад +17

      Too soon. Bro. Too soon.

    • @simonezatti7323
      @simonezatti7323 7 лет назад +11

      Have some respect man

    • @mturnerag
      @mturnerag 7 лет назад +20

      Keane van der Merwe
      Last time I was this early Gavin and Michael were 2 different people

    • @ReplayStation
      @ReplayStation 7 лет назад +7

      too soon. rip lars. 1 Like = 1 Amen.

    • @death5497
      @death5497 7 лет назад +2

      never forget

  • @caseys_cozy_garage
    @caseys_cozy_garage 7 лет назад +1

    This one was particularly entertaining. Good cast

  • @ryanking0011
    @ryanking0011 7 лет назад +9

    Well I got mentioned, I guess there was an upside to being sat next to the worst plane passenger ever!

  • @G_G251
    @G_G251 7 лет назад

    They're so animated this week, I love it!

  • @ClarissaCaslake
    @ClarissaCaslake 7 лет назад +3

    Hahahahaha loved it, wish I could watch these live 😭😂☺️☺️☺️

  • @decaf4450
    @decaf4450 7 лет назад

    I literally just watched Lazer Team and now I'm going to watch this.
    I love my evening so far

  • @drakenn342
    @drakenn342 7 лет назад

    Miles laughing is the best thing I've ever heard.

  • @stoopidgrrl
    @stoopidgrrl 7 лет назад +284

    i saw miles and clicked so fast

    • @snookegooch4024
      @snookegooch4024 7 лет назад +10

      Lolipop Switchblade same I was so ready to laugh my ass off

    • @belainegibsson.2082
      @belainegibsson.2082 7 лет назад +9

      Lolipop Switchblade It's the laugh and the energy he brings to the Podcast, isn't it?

    • @jackscott1218
      @jackscott1218 7 лет назад +2

      Are you me? xD

    • @seredahawke3207
      @seredahawke3207 7 лет назад +7

      I was hoping for Miles and Barbara to be on because ever since that episode of Always Open I just want more of them but just Miles is still pretty great.

  • @UnfunnyJ0CK
    @UnfunnyJ0CK 7 лет назад

    Have to say, this was a really funny podcast from start to finish. They usually are but I was rolling with laughter from this.

  • @lyanryons7355
    @lyanryons7355 7 лет назад

    I wish this was the regular podcast crew! soo funny

  • @edleedavis
    @edleedavis 7 лет назад

    I laughed so hard at the Rosa Parks side chick joke that even though I was watching the podcast on my TV I pull out my phone, opened the RUclips app and and came to the video to post this comment 😂

  • @Sirake
    @Sirake 7 лет назад +1

    I love how at the end of this, the fully vlog converted Burnie says how he's got a lot of respect for Hank Green. Was it a year ago that they were like "vlogbrothers? pfft, casuals"?

  • @IWillNotThanks
    @IWillNotThanks 7 лет назад

    Their talk of bows in games makes me want to replay Tomb Raider. The archery in that game was the best out of all the games I've played so far!

  • @M0PM45T3R
    @M0PM45T3R 7 лет назад

    I like seeing Miles on the podcast now and then. His laugh reminds me of Cow from Cow & Chicken.

  • @jeremixh1
    @jeremixh1 7 лет назад

    @11:21 when Miles nearly jumps out of his seat in excitement. but that quickly dissipates

  • @DaSimsNetwork
    @DaSimsNetwork 7 лет назад +5

    I saw 5 switch un-boxings and every person put those wrist straps on backwards..don't feel bad Burnie

  • @donkeymanusa6364
    @donkeymanusa6364 7 лет назад +4

    I watch for Burnie.

  • @tornado_arts
    @tornado_arts 7 лет назад

    Thank you Miles Luna for blessing me with that face at 24:22

  • @Styli24
    @Styli24 7 лет назад

    When Burnie said "Who?" At 23:06 had me dead 😂😂

  • @msflaredragon
    @msflaredragon 7 лет назад

    Yay! More Miles Podcasts!
    I'm probably the only one that is really excited... xD

  • @Demonicpurity
    @Demonicpurity 7 лет назад

    Every one of these i've watched a beer has been spilled

  • @D.Ronoa69
    @D.Ronoa69 7 лет назад +1

    Just as my life was getting gloomy, a wild podcast appeared!
    Thanks RT! :D

  • @ZeroSanity626
    @ZeroSanity626 7 лет назад

    I'm so happy at the amount of burnie rage in this episode. Also, what the hell is Fan Service?

  • @Onlineotakukpop9
    @Onlineotakukpop9 7 лет назад +1

    The Power Bottom segment had me dying because I'm a huge fan of the band PWR BTTM. Is anybody else a fan?

  • @SpartanDB
    @SpartanDB 7 лет назад +22

    who's that guy in the brown shirt...he'd probably look cool with glasses

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 7 лет назад +1

      I APPLAUD YOU SIR... and just asking from fan to another.. do i count as early.. cause i didn teven know this was on till now.... guess i got lucky

  • @Cdg888
    @Cdg888 7 лет назад

    best podcast I've seen. just so many good arguments

  • @kaseywulff7847
    @kaseywulff7847 7 лет назад

    This podcast just proves that Miles is the best.

  • @MyRoseIvory
    @MyRoseIvory 6 лет назад

    Thank you! Gavin is totally right! If you are from CA and you tell us it's the best you are wrong!

  • @verro9153
    @verro9153 7 лет назад +1

    In the Deadpool teaser what if the old guy that gets killed is Uncle Ben from Spiderman?

  • @el.viejo.zorro.
    @el.viejo.zorro. 7 лет назад +13

    1:28:00 - they talk about Logan being "not canon", and Burnie says a property if put out by its creator MUST be canon.
    He must be forgetting RWBY chibi.

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 7 лет назад

      Peter Naranjo ha, yeah,

    • @MrJake8555
      @MrJake8555 7 лет назад

      Peter Naranjo well I mean, it's an anime, attack on Titan highschool isn't canon to the actual story why would RWBY chibi

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 7 лет назад +1

      The way burnie says like EVERYTHING s creator makes cannon, i am also suprised that Miles, the man who made RWBY Chibi didnt the show

  • @JanKGames
    @JanKGames 7 лет назад

    Watch Burnie getting all skiddish is one of the best things I have ever seen

  • @harrisondansie9542
    @harrisondansie9542 7 лет назад

    GUS REFERENCED THE THRAWN TRILOGY.
    MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

  • @ethanjohnston5452
    @ethanjohnston5452 7 лет назад

    Miles talking about burgers is the way I think my spirit animal lives

  • @sukisilva5791
    @sukisilva5791 7 лет назад +4

    They had so much evergy in this podcast :D

  • @jackthemack7241
    @jackthemack7241 7 лет назад

    My favorite podcast in awhile

  • @Kuchenjaeger
    @Kuchenjaeger 7 лет назад

    As someone who sells those toothbrushes, hearing them be so fascinated by it is amazing :'D