SHE HAD TO LEAVE AFTER THAT!!! Reacting to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep.5 with Kirby!

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  • @spacezombie13
    @spacezombie13 2 года назад +226

    "when you get to hell, tell em Penwood sent you. and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."
    is my third favorite line, after the flatscreen TV and the Great Health Plan bits.

    • @speake7777777
      @speake7777777 2 года назад +17

      That first one, and the one about "our American allies" electing Disney-Comcast-Nestle (or something like that) conglomerate as president.

    • @aregulargamer1
      @aregulargamer1 2 года назад +24

      "America is imploding" *Shows picture of white house on fire*
      "Ah, I see millenium has infiltrated them as well"
      "No, actually."
      "Oh."

    • @colingrimm319
      @colingrimm319 2 года назад +2

      @@aregulargamer1 ya were bring ourselves to hell

  • @DementisXYZ
    @DementisXYZ 2 года назад +367

    Because I love his performance in this episode so much, I feel obligated to remind everyone that Sir Penwood is voiced by LittleKuriboh.

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +42

      OH YEAH HE IS

    • @sebastianwagner7334
      @sebastianwagner7334 2 года назад +14

      Wait really, i didn't even know that. Even knowing it, it's pretty hard do notice it.

    • @AgeofJP
      @AgeofJP 2 года назад +16

      @@sebastianwagner7334 he is a vocal chameleon like no other...I also had no idea

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 2 года назад +190

    7:15 the joke is they made a big deal about it in the Anime, and well it is a big deal.
    The guy is a pampered politician who knew he wasn't making it out and decided to stay behind and take out as many as he could instead of slow down the others. Regardless of anything else that's a pretty ballsy way to go out, especially for a well known wuss. It would be like if Chaitzu's self destruct actually killed Nappa instead of being pointless.
    Shame is he blew himself up once he made me wanna vote for him!

    • @VergilArcanis
      @VergilArcanis 2 года назад +43

      agreed. he actually accomplished something badass in his last moments. like the joker said, people show you who they really are in their last moments.

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 2 года назад +46

      In the process, *all* of those under his command volunteered to stand by him, pointing out that he would have no fucking idea how to operate any of the communication systems, but his offer was so heartfelt and genuine that it inspired the rest of them to follow suit.

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +38

      Either way he was done but he chose to go out like a legend

  • @SilvaCrow30
    @SilvaCrow30 2 года назад +471

    Walter: "Who wants Daddy's belt? Now think about what you done."
    And just like that Kirby Rediscovered a fetish that she thought she hide from everybody 🤣

    • @OtakuJuanma2
      @OtakuJuanma2 2 года назад +39

      I'm pretty sure that's trauma and not fetish...

    • @BertFromOhio
      @BertFromOhio 2 года назад +32

      @JuanmaRailgun not for everyone lol

    • @kirbysuniverse
      @kirbysuniverse 2 года назад +56

      @@OtakuJuanma2 it’s both lmao

    • @sassyviking6003
      @sassyviking6003 2 года назад +15

      @@OtakuJuanma2 100%, that was not and "I'm into this" reaction.

    • @kirbysuniverse
      @kirbysuniverse 2 года назад +48

      it’s 100% a fetish caused my trauma

  • @UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER
    @UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER 2 года назад +131

    The way kirby reacted to "daddies belt." Made me realised. " yep shes a brat that makes sense." Lol

  • @KallosCrypt
    @KallosCrypt 2 года назад +146

    Fun fact: Heinkel's VA in this series is non other than Kira Buckland (2B, Jolyne Kujo English voice)

    • @daysand123
      @daysand123 2 года назад +21

      Just recently she got Jolyne which is like her entire dream for wanting to do voice acting.

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 2 года назад +3

      That sounds baller

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +5

      Who?

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 2 года назад +15

      @@theduckgoesmoo the voice actress of the german priest girl is now voiceing the newest main character in JoJo

    • @KallosCrypt
      @KallosCrypt 2 года назад +2

      @@theduckgoesmoo Read up on her career, its remarkably inspiring

  • @EditDeath
    @EditDeath 2 года назад +97

    Heinkel's line was "Pop pop, watching heathens drop." Also, I said it when the video first came out, and I'll keep on saying it: how does the f**king Catholic church fail to find an ITALIAN for the team?!

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 2 года назад +17

      Technically he has an Italian on his team...Father Maxwell

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 Год назад +14

      @@JamesCPotter13 And just like the Italians... he switched sides.

  • @TimmyJEuchida
    @TimmyJEuchida 2 года назад +34

    Alucard being on the boat sailing to England is another of the tributes to Bram Stoker's Dracula, where he did the exact same thing

  • @ceruleanwalker1069
    @ceruleanwalker1069 2 года назад +245

    Kirby: "I scream for Dick."
    Zarbon: "I came as soon as I heard" *Zarbon Moan*

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +8

      Which came, Zarbon? The one where you're here or the one where I need you to clean up all the puddles?

    • @benjamericana1088
      @benjamericana1088 2 года назад +17

      "I miss Zarbon."

    • @promnightdumpsterbaby9553
      @promnightdumpsterbaby9553 2 года назад +6

      @@benjamericana1088 my butt is flaming!

    • @ryanbrochu3336
      @ryanbrochu3336 2 года назад +5

      George Takei voice "Oh my !!"

  • @suriah12
    @suriah12 2 года назад +36

    I love how the episodes where Alucard isn’t there the opening doesn’t play, cause the party, Alucard, isn’t there.

  • @WaywardVet
    @WaywardVet 2 года назад +18

    I will never get tired of the casual "Something's burning" after he smashes up an Aircraft carrier and still can sense a city is on fire.

  • @sterlingmuse5808
    @sterlingmuse5808 2 года назад +84

    I love how Kyle is upset with Kirby for being too young to not know what a floppy disk is, and yet that is nothing compared to the legion of things HE doesn't know about that the comment section feels like he should XD

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 Год назад

      Such as?

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 Год назад +4

      @@elijahhayter3026 Like 95% of everything. Star Wars and many other movies, Smash Bros and many other games, even fruit like bananas (had his first one like a year ago on camera) and oranges (which he still has never had). I could go on, but I don't know it from memory; I just know that when it comes up in a reaction, his usual response is that he hasn't experienced something relatively common to experience.

  • @akirakabaraki7035
    @akirakabaraki7035 2 года назад +24

    Wife walked in while I was watching, asked who Kirby was. I replied shes a friend and she is a stripper. She immediately said we should go watch her dance. I died

  • @LongandWeirdName
    @LongandWeirdName 2 года назад +15

    4:12 I would like to dash those rumors. He does not LIKE war. He LOVES war.

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann Месяц назад

      *zose* rumors, I think you'll find it's pronounced.

  • @rjplayz7490
    @rjplayz7490 2 года назад +36

    I'm younger than Kirby and I know what a floppy disk is 🤣

    • @fang0101
      @fang0101 2 года назад +2

      nice me too

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +5

      Even i know what a floppy disc is

    • @rjplayz7490
      @rjplayz7490 2 года назад +4

      @@theduckgoesmoo You are an exception Kyle

    • @executionflux91
      @executionflux91 2 года назад +3

      How old is she anyway

    • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
      @_blood_moon_proto_1500 2 года назад +1

      im only 20 and i know what a floppy disk is, and how to use one, hell i would willingly still use them

  • @DieselWeasel
    @DieselWeasel 2 года назад +44

    According to IMCDb (the Internet Movie Car Database), the car in HU was a 1972 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow, which was available in both right- and left-hand drive. My only guess as to why a Japanese cartoon set in Britain would use a LHD variant is that they referenced a US or European model. In-universe, we can just pretend they imported one from France or Germany, since it's a classic car. XD

    • @KingsOfWinter
      @KingsOfWinter 2 года назад +4

      Kinda weird considering both Japan and the UK drive on the same side

    • @adam-dn3hi
      @adam-dn3hi 2 года назад

      Anime
      Its not a cartoon

    • @DieselWeasel
      @DieselWeasel 2 года назад +2

      @@adam-dn3hi Anime is literally a cartoon.

    • @adam-dn3hi
      @adam-dn3hi 2 года назад

      @@DieselWeasel its not
      Thats why its called anime
      By definition it is not cartoon
      Even in any other category anime is completlly diffrent than cartoons
      The only simillerity is that they both have animetion

    • @DieselWeasel
      @DieselWeasel 2 года назад +1

      @@adam-dn3hi "Anime refers to a specific style of *cartoon* produced or inspired by Japanese animation. Think of it this way: *all anime shows are cartoons*, but not all cartoons are anime. The art style associated with anime is very unique and recognizable."
      Anime = cartoon.

  • @Kaempfdog
    @Kaempfdog 2 года назад +49

    This episode was just chaos all around. And I love how organized the Nazi’s are about destroying London. They have pamphlets, they did surveys, they sung songs about destroying it, and yeah. It’s just hysterical. When they took out the WWIII pamphlets I laughed so hard because I could totally see some of my ancestors doing exactly that. (Yeah I’m Nazi descent.)
    Also that is the longest calm your tits EVER. Contain…the calamity…that is your mammaries. Couldn’t even find the freaking word! I know what it means but wtf!

    • @deusmachinashirou5044
      @deusmachinashirou5044 2 года назад +2

      Ah finally some who gets just how hilarious this is 😂

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 2 года назад +1

      the word is mammaries

    • @Kaempfdog
      @Kaempfdog 2 года назад +1

      @@mrroboshadow thanks. Couldn’t find it when I googled it and tried like 5 spellings before giving up.

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 2 года назад

      @@Kaempfdog no worries

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 2 года назад +5

      In the original, Schrodinger lost his own pamphlet in that scene, and was allowed to read along with the Colonel (the big silent guy).
      Honestly, Schrodinger was adorable whenever he wasn't being creepy.

  • @seanshukoski3457
    @seanshukoski3457 2 года назад +8

    Kirby is too precious, I need a friend like her. Short of being intentionally malicious, it seems almost impossible to offend her, lol.

  • @bhight100
    @bhight100 2 года назад +5

    I love how they added Shipping up to Boston in the background as Alexander gets wound up

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 2 года назад

      well his thing is likes boondock saints
      and that takes place in boston so yeah boston related references all around

  • @michaelfriede7693
    @michaelfriede7693 2 года назад +6

    Watching your reactions alongside Kirby's are bringing me life. Especially after watching you react the first time last year

  • @WardOfSouls
    @WardOfSouls 2 года назад +9

    Duck, did you have a childhood, or did you just crawl out from under a stone at age 15? Who doesn't know the London Bridge song?

  • @gilessaint-loup2426
    @gilessaint-loup2426 Год назад +1

    I love the fact they started the song near the end was "Shipping Up to Boston"

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 2 года назад +5

    Major: Cause it means the destruction of innocent lives...
    Kirby: Someone was traumatized.
    Major was quoting the song as it was playing, so you probably couldn’t hear it behind him.

  • @Fatalbeast22
    @Fatalbeast22 2 года назад +19

    Kirby is a great mix of funny and horny, which fits very very well for hellsing abridged. Also, can't wait for the first actual video on the food channel

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +5

      Oh my lord I screenshotted this and sent it to her

    • @Fatalbeast22
      @Fatalbeast22 2 года назад +4

      @theduckgoesmoo XD I don't regret a damn thing

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +7

      @@Fatalbeast22 literally talking to her on the phone and told her what you said and she giggled lmao

    • @Fatalbeast22
      @Fatalbeast22 2 года назад +4

      @@theduckgoesmoo see, she's funny enough and has a good sense of humor to appreciate the comment. 100% accurate

    • @Fatalbeast22
      @Fatalbeast22 2 года назад +3

      @@theduckgoesmoo jokes aside tho, glad the comment got shared and gained a laugh from you and her

  • @TiggySL
    @TiggySL 2 года назад +11

    The voice actor for Alucard in the abridge had a feature on a hellsing ultimate abridge rap made by a rapper named Daddyphatsnaps that I would love for you to check out.
    The rap is called “Walk” and I cannot recommend it enough

  • @DementisXYZ
    @DementisXYZ 2 года назад +33

    Personally, if we're still trying to get Kirby to watch DBZ Abridged, I recommend showing World's Strongest. It works best as a standalone video without having to know any of the characters and lore.

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 года назад +2

      I can only imagine her reaction to the obsession with giving wilow a body with a penis

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +2

      That was literally my favorite dbza movie

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 2 года назад

      @@theduckgoesmoo wow, how about Android 13, Broly & Bardock “super saiyan”? Any of those as 2nd and 3rd?

  • @BlazeReborn2
    @BlazeReborn2 2 года назад +4

    You know the final part where Iscariot attacks and everyone is chanting?
    TFS actually got some fans to record these lines. It's supposed to be a big thank you from them to us.

  • @VergilArcanis
    @VergilArcanis 2 года назад +7

    the guy who caught Walter's wires is an interesting character. never spoke a word in the original anime, and certainly did not anything here

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад

      Logan?

    • @VergilArcanis
      @VergilArcanis 2 года назад +1

      @@theduckgoesmoo he doesn't actually have a name other than The Captain

    • @jamesc5225
      @jamesc5225 2 года назад +1

      @@VergilArcanis his name is Hans gunsche, don't think the anime ever said it

    • @VergilArcanis
      @VergilArcanis 2 года назад

      @@jamesc5225 i watched ultimate, it was never mentioned in any version. The original run may have, but the manga would be one of the two places his name is known but I wouldn't know. Hans is a good name for him. It fits nicely

    • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
      @_blood_moon_proto_1500 2 года назад

      Hans i believe has a vow of silence

  • @nathanielnau1700
    @nathanielnau1700 2 года назад +1

    The song London bridge like most children's songs came from a catastrophe when the London bridge actually collapsed

  • @darknesswave100
    @darknesswave100 2 года назад +2

    We all need a friend like Kirby cause she's amazing lol

  • @gabrielbush1325
    @gabrielbush1325 2 года назад +3

    How to tell if someone is a "Subway sandwich."
    They react like Kirby did to Walter saying, "Who wants daddy's belt."

  • @ryokeatoyomi3977
    @ryokeatoyomi3977 2 года назад +3

    been addicted to the song "war" ever since watching "rush hour" in my childhood.

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +1

      Same here. Every time I hear it, I can hear Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan singing it off key! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lordgenerias
    @lordgenerias 2 года назад +3

    The best thing about Anderson is how little is explained about him. Why does he have a seemingly infinite supply of bayonets up his sleeves? How can he teleport and leave Bible pages behind? Because he can!

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 2 года назад +1

      that's about all the explanation the original gives too. all we know is that he's a regenerator and he has all the bayonets.

    • @daysand123
      @daysand123 2 года назад +2

      Its simple. The power of God AND Anime.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +1

      @@daysand123 SPEECH 💯

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +1

      Anderson reminds me of the Martial Arts Preacher from
      (Dead/Alive)/(Braindead)
      I KICK ASS FOR THA LORD!!!
      😎

  • @hallofguns8174
    @hallofguns8174 2 года назад +2

    Integra's gun was a Sig P226 in .357 sig, each magazine would hold 12 rounds which is likely what the abridged used as reference. So in total she gave him 24 or 25 rounds.

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired Год назад

      I don't think there was a magazine in the gun when she handed it to him

    • @hallofguns8174
      @hallofguns8174 Год назад

      @@Neutral_Tired It looked like there was a magazine in it to me.

  • @johnmichaelchance1151
    @johnmichaelchance1151 2 года назад +31

    I request that Duck uses my Patreon money and be a good friend and support Kirby at her job on Sunday.

  • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
    @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 2 года назад +6

    I think we just learned that Kirby is into silver foxes and sees Walter as a "daddy"

    • @DragonAyame
      @DragonAyame Год назад

      "Daddy" and yes on that subject I an a grammer nazi

    • @dawnfallon6812
      @dawnfallon6812 4 месяца назад

      @@DragonAyame " 'Daddy'. _Yes, on_ that subject I _am_ a _grammar_ nazi." Isn't grammar nazification fun? I suppose you may refer to me as a grammatikfuhrer 🤣

  • @hermannmakuta3311
    @hermannmakuta3311 2 года назад +11

    2:59 - Actually typical german behaivor - We still remember the historycal mistakes and crimes of Germany.

  • @yabi333
    @yabi333 Год назад +2

    Kirby you dont have to apologize for getting older. You'll get there :)

  • @ConnorSinclairCavin
    @ConnorSinclairCavin 2 года назад +6

    You are so lucky to have had such an awesome friend for all these years, i am fairly sure i speak for all of us when i say i am jealous X-p

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +3

      She really is an amazing friend I’m so lucky to have a best friend like her

  • @steelsquire2153
    @steelsquire2153 3 месяца назад

    I love how when Walter said “Who wants Daddy’s belt” she had that look in her eye like she’s heard that a million times, but never expected it here.

  • @CrossedKatana
    @CrossedKatana 5 месяцев назад

    3:20 the song london Bridge is falling down is about the building of London Bridge. More so about how corpses were used in its construction.

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired Год назад +1

    07:36 iirc, that 13 includes one in the chamber. 12 is all that fits in the magazine itself

  • @shadowfox8748
    @shadowfox8748 2 года назад +1

    They got him on a boat not because he is too powerful but because they needed to prepare. They wanted to inflicted as much death before he got there so they could enact their plan on episode 10

  • @noraa1991
    @noraa1991 2 года назад +2

    Kirby sitting their acting like the things said offend her when really she's probably thinking... This would make some decent fanfic material

    • @kirbysuniverse
      @kirbysuniverse 2 года назад +2

      oh lord😂😂

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 2 года назад

      Hell that right there would be a great character trait for an anime..... screw I'll do it

  • @RedHood410
    @RedHood410 2 года назад +3

    She works *WHERE*? And you're gonna do *WHAT*? You're braver than me for that, kid.

    • @kirbysuniverse
      @kirbysuniverse 2 года назад +3

      i work at a gentleman’s club and he was being a jell-o shot waiter for a male revue night🤗

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +1

      @@kirbysuniverse
      Well alrighty then! I legit thought he was doing.....something else. I mean, yolo, am I right?

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +2

      @@RedHood410 it was so much fun I would 100% do it again

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +1

      @@theduckgoesmoo
      Yeah, you're still better than me, my guy. I'm a little too introverted to even try that.....but if you asked me to jump off of a garage to put a guy through a table WWE style, I wouldn't hesitate.....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Maybe that's why my wife calls me a living contradiction. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @BlahBlahWoofWoof12
    @BlahBlahWoofWoof12 2 года назад +4

    3:13 There's a hypothesis that the song refers to the burying, perhaps alive, of children in the foundations of the bridge. This was based around the idea that a bridge would collapse unless the body of a human sacrifice was buried in its foundations and that the watchman is actually a human sacrifice, who will then watch over the bridge. There is no archaeological evidence for any human remains in the foundations of London Bridge but bodies were found beneath London Bridge in 2007 while building work was being carried out for the London Dungeons tourist attraction.
    6:40 What are you?
    12:47 Integra is left handed. It's not brought up much or specifically pointed out but it's just a subtle detail of her characrer that she's left handed
    13:22 Fun fact: That artwork I showed you that I made of Integra is based on this scene

  • @KingOfSciliy
    @KingOfSciliy 5 месяцев назад

    12:50 - We drive on the left because we carried that tradition from horseback riding:
    - Most people are right-handed, so having your sword arm free was vital thus jousting was performed on the left side of the barrier against your opponent.
    - Left-hand riding/driving was preferred by both Napoleon and Hitler (among others), thus it became more common place on the European continent, but in Britain we resisted both and thus were never made to forcibly change our ways.
    - Gerald Ford made right-hand driving cars only (using his conveyorbelt workshops to mass-produce thousands of the same car model that was affordable to the general public), thus US ended up prioritising right-hand driving nationwide.
    These are just a few reasons, but there are many more.

  • @begunwings89634
    @begunwings89634 2 года назад +3

    Murder drones season 1 was confirmed yesterday by glitch, I am ver excited! Also I want to let you know!

  • @harrycarson6526
    @harrycarson6526 2 года назад +1

    Yea IDK why the car Integra and Walter were driving is left hand drive even tho it takes place in the UK and should be right but my headcanon is that Integra dad was a big car collector and thus could explain one of the car is left hand drive

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario 11 месяцев назад

    If I remember correctly, London Bridge is Falling Down is a children’s song meant to make light of the tragedy of when a woman was dancing naked on London Bridge. It caused such a commotion that so many people came to see this that the combined weight caused the bridge to collapse, sending everyone into what was at the time the most polluted body of water in the world.
    Correct me if if I am wrong, please.

  • @radfoxuk8113
    @radfoxuk8113 5 месяцев назад

    H&K MK23 .45ACP pistol, meant to be used as a primary weapon by special forces in specific circumstances, heavy and big, magazine was 12rnds as standard, and the drawn pistol could match a lightened version. This would also be a good pistol for using the special ammo for anti-vampire work, as it can handle .45 Super as standard. 7:15 -7:35

  • @robertchapman625
    @robertchapman625 2 года назад

    'where that-london bridge song-come from' The song was a reference to the OC bridge that was built around the early middle evil period and lasted until the 19th century. By the turn of the 18th century the old bridge was in such as state that the song refering to it basically falling apart was not a matter of it, but if.

  • @benl.ofthegamecatarmy
    @benl.ofthegamecatarmy 2 года назад +2

    Absolutely hilarious, love this series, don't forget the Helsing Ultimate Abridged Christmas Special

  • @charles5240
    @charles5240 2 года назад +2

    on the comment about the banana, you could say he "ate kirby's banana" XD

  • @farbauti5398
    @farbauti5398 2 года назад

    To this day, "War... good god man!.." is still one of the top syncings by TeamFourStar. Love that scene🔥

  • @shikatsu
    @shikatsu 2 года назад

    "Pop Pop watching Heathens drop..." was the qoute

  • @brandonfulmore2371
    @brandonfulmore2371 2 года назад +2

    Kirby: this how I dance in a club 1:44
    Me: In or Out of Work? 🤨🤨🤨

    • @kirbysuniverse
      @kirbysuniverse 2 года назад +2

      only time i don’t dance like that is when i’m actually performing. if i’m sitting with customers i still dance like that😂

    • @brandonfulmore2371
      @brandonfulmore2371 2 года назад +1

      @@kirbysuniverse Lol

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +2

      @@kirbysuniverse awww 🤗

  • @khalikahaybusasin5194
    @khalikahaybusasin5194 2 года назад

    He doesn't like war... he LOVES WAR!

  • @jasonthies9477
    @jasonthies9477 Год назад

    Am I hearing Terminator music when Anderson slowly stands up during his entrance?

  • @eno88
    @eno88 2 года назад +1

    You think Anderson's excited now? Oh ho ho just wait for it...

  • @Mord12gp
    @Mord12gp 2 года назад +1

    Did he mention how these episodes were YEARS apart?

  • @jbowman2323
    @jbowman2323 2 года назад +3

    Sao abridged next?! Awsome!

  • @margaretoldford7897
    @margaretoldford7897 2 года назад +2

    Yeah but you were right cuz the second piece said who wants Daddy's belt you turned as red as a goddamn tomato

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 2 года назад +4

    Did I miss hear about Kirby's job? Does she really work at an... adult establishment?

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +8

      Yes she is an exotic dancer

    • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
      @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 2 года назад +4

      @@theduckgoesmoo Wow... Now that image is in my head now.

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +7

      @@white0thunderwhite0thunder71
      I honestly can think of worse. It's not like she isn't fine as hell. (I'm a sucker for pretty redheads.)

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +4

      @@theduckgoesmoo she is a cutie 🤗 you both are awesome 👍

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +3

      @@white0thunderwhite0thunder71 she’s a really good one too I remember watching her practice and she can do moves I wouldn’t even think we’re possible

  • @daysand123
    @daysand123 2 года назад +2

    If you can catch Walter's monomolecular wires you're basically on Senator Armstrong levels of final boss you fucked up.

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 2 года назад

      yep thats the Captain for ya

  • @BoindilTwoBlades
    @BoindilTwoBlades 11 месяцев назад +1

    Correction: C4 isn't "anry Playdough", it's "serious Putty"

  • @Spartan8492
    @Spartan8492 2 года назад

    The son London bridge falling down was in reference to the black death. If I remember correctly.

  • @kiorili
    @kiorili 2 года назад +5

    6:06 i hope she's ok now

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 2 года назад +2

    #geoblocking4all
    To this day, the London Bridge Gag is my favorite!
    Makes me laugh every time!

  • @alexanderludvigsen1893
    @alexanderludvigsen1893 2 года назад

    "somethings burning" yeah maby the entirety of fucking London??!!

  • @australianbloke6732
    @australianbloke6732 2 года назад

    I’m still laughing at the “When you see one man I c4” me and my mate joke about it all the time

  • @TheSpyderx82
    @TheSpyderx82 2 года назад +1

    You read all the comments, again the only way (as a large conesiuer of anime) I could watch it through the Abridged version, it is a glorious synopsis off it all!

  • @Omega_1111
    @Omega_1111 2 года назад +11

    NGL because of her reactions to even the mildest of innuendos I was absolutely shocked to find out she was an exotic dancer
    Nothing against the job or anyone with it , just surprised that someone with it could be so... Innocent?

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 2 года назад

      Wait she's an exotic dancer? ( Im guessing fancy term for stripper) how the hell is she shocked at everything sexual? Even the mild stuff?

    • @robertphillips213
      @robertphillips213 Год назад

      You can find innocence in the most unlikely of places, same with goodness. I knew a drug dealer from Knoxville who was a bit racist (Aryan Brotherhood). He chased down a kidnapper to save a little black girl whom he didn't even know, rescued her, and allowed himself to be arrested because he still had a backpack full of drugs. His reward was 5 years in prison with early parole after 18 months for "Civil Services", yet he still doesn't regret what he did one bit. Hell, one of my neighbors was a legitimate prostitute whom a lot of people looked down upon (I didn't judge what she did to survive) and yet she died pushing my godmother's seven year old son out of the way of a speeding diesel pickup truck. We never found out who the driver was. Hit and run.

    • @exessen1684
      @exessen1684 Год назад

      Weird ass comment ngl

  • @robertmichaeljamesdowning5410
    @robertmichaeljamesdowning5410 2 года назад

    This is my new favorite channel.
    You guys win.

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark Год назад

    It doesn't bother me that I'm older than Kirby. The only time I feel old is when I talk to younger family members that I haven't seen in forever and I find out how old they are now.

  • @SillyPom
    @SillyPom 2 года назад +2

    Ahhh that reaction. Already adore Kirby but sweet lord, every appearance she has just makes her all the more endearing. ^ _ ^ Hm. And on that note I need to go put on "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" by The Police. Pretty sure I have a metal version of it somewhere. Excuse me.

  • @zombiedemon1762
    @zombiedemon1762 2 года назад +2

    I would love to see Kirby play Bloodborne and maybe even Code Vein. Oh I just remembered,Kirby,please play Bayonetta.

    • @jessenielsen7218
      @jessenielsen7218 2 года назад +1

      Bayonetta would be a great one

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 2 года назад

      @@jessenielsen7218 . Yes I need to see her play or atleast react to Bayonetta.
      She needs to see how amazing those games are.

  • @fireblast133
    @fireblast133 2 года назад +2

    Honestly a part of me wants to say get her started on DBZA with the Dragonshortz, but that would be partially spoilery.

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 2 года назад

      theres the super shorts wich most are way out of context and only really spoil super
      other than that someone suggested World's Strongest which yeah can be a starting off point

  • @ghostwriter5685
    @ghostwriter5685 2 года назад

    Kirby is so god damn stylish! I fucking love her style.

  • @RedHood410
    @RedHood410 2 года назад +3

    Idc what anyone says, asking if Alucard could fly was a valid question.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 2 года назад +5

      it's absolutely a valid question, but since hellsing cribs straight from the original dracula, alucard can't fly.
      all sorts of other wacky bullshit, like telekinesis on a city-wide scale? absolutely. no flight though.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад +1

      Tbf, the idea that they're on the round table and still have absolutely no clue of the basics of what does and doesn't fall under the umbrella of standard "vampire powers" or limitations is kinda shocking.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 2 года назад +4

      @@dynamicworlds1 in-universe, alucard is completely unique. he's the only true vampire (until seras), and he's been modified in secret by the hellsing organization using science and occult magic.
      NOBODY IN-UNIVERSE knows what the limitations of alucard's abilities are, probably not even alucard. WE know because hirano took the powerset straight from the original dracula and added in release level 0.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад +1

      @@Yal_Rathol true, but in universe (at least for the abridged) Bram Stoker's Dracula exists and they work closely with Hellsing, so having _some_ idea of what baseline "vampire powers" entail (minus all the alterations Hellsing has made, of course) would be reasonable, even if the full picture is well out of their understanding.
      Not exactly expecting them to understand what's hidden behind his power releases or anything, of course

    • @RedHood410
      @RedHood410 2 года назад +1

      @@Yal_Rathol
      But he has Telekinesis. He can make himself fly. Literally every telekinetic in marvel and DC can do that. Hell, it's the most common ability for people with that power.

  • @hunterotte9555
    @hunterotte9555 Год назад

    Found your channel through the DBZ Abridged reactions. Learned a lot more about Kirby than I thought I would from this and a couple comments.
    I absolutely believe that looks definitely don't translate to actual age because I myself looked middle aged in high school. The 3 times I dressed decently I got mistaken for staff by guests. A good sign though is that several years later I haven't progressed in appearance that much, so I hopefully won't look too old by the time I actually hit middle aged in about 10 to 20 years (middle age seems to be drastically different across opinions, currently early 20's). Honestly I say it works in her favor though, as it's only by a few years and it gives her very mature vibes despite the more vibrant personality. I really like it actually, but I hope the "she looks kinda older than is" doesn't bother her any.

  • @Short_Round1999
    @Short_Round1999 2 года назад +2

    Please!! I need that SAO abridged series reaction. I love that shit

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 2 года назад

    Heinkels line was "Pop pop watchin heathens drop".

  • @thomas-stilinski8149
    @thomas-stilinski8149 2 года назад

    There's a guy named jon solo who has a video on the origins of the London bridge song

  • @SuperMandibleclaw
    @SuperMandibleclaw 2 года назад +2

    1:57 im sorry...at her WHAT!?

    • @kirbysuniverse
      @kirbysuniverse 2 года назад

      i’m an exotic dancer at a gentlemen’s club🤗

  • @steelgreyed
    @steelgreyed 2 года назад

    12:40 I remain adamant that the only reason she "survived" those rockets was "because" of her inability to drive straight......

  • @drthmik
    @drthmik 2 года назад

    TECHNICALLY
    Big Ben is not the Clock Tower NOR is it the Clock IN the Clock Tower
    Big Ben is the BELL
    And the London Bridge that was falling down was purchased and moved to Pheonix Arizona

  • @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499
    @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499 2 года назад +1

    Ooooo boy that's the episode with Walter huh .... oof

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 2 года назад +3

    Oh god... 22 is older than Kirby? I have Video game accounts older than her...

    • @theduckgoesmoo
      @theduckgoesmoo  2 года назад +1

      She’s not even 20 😅

    • @TnT_F0X
      @TnT_F0X 2 года назад +1

      @@theduckgoesmoo My Runescape characters are old enough to Drink... in the US

  • @Davx_87
    @Davx_87 2 года назад

    Read this: pants grab.
    In all realness I love all your work. Keep it up!

  • @jmack5363
    @jmack5363 2 года назад

    Oh Dropkick Murphys some of the best music ever. On another note I hate making movie references that Noone around me gets. Im only 34 but feel so old lol

  • @andreavalentinacazorlariva5882
    @andreavalentinacazorlariva5882 2 года назад

    I'm hanging at my seat for DBZ abridged and SAO, you go guys

  • @ammod4827
    @ammod4827 2 года назад +2

    Get ready for a strike because that War song is a huge antiwar song from the 60's and the music industry loves expensive songs

  • @KyrialArthian
    @KyrialArthian 2 года назад +1

    London's not even in the Top 25 most densely populated cities. :P It *is* a very expensive city though... the cleanup of this disaster would've been insane, in many ways.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад

      I mean, no spoilers but in some ways it would be easier than expected, and in others much harder.

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster 2 года назад

    'You can't do this in America, because guns.' LOL, civilians with firearms are not gonna stop a heavily armed air fleet.

  • @Whisper11950
    @Whisper11950 2 года назад +2

    Get her to react to the Suction cup Man series! That’d be hilarious! 🤣

  • @36moshpit7
    @36moshpit7 2 года назад +4

    Don't throw shade at Kirby, I don't believe for a second you missed all this pop culture, but don't have 'floppy disks' all over your Google search history.
    Did I miss something about 'Daddy's Belt?' Of all the things in this show I figured would break Kirby, that wasn't one of them.

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 2 года назад +1

    My brother had a speaking line in this episode. Although even if you knew him you would likely miss it.

  • @lazymansload520
    @lazymansload520 2 года назад

    12:13 ever seen the Manchurian candidate ? (The good version from the 60s). Walter’s state of affairs is very reminiscent

  • @bebop_557
    @bebop_557 2 года назад

    Thar particular model Sig could have 12 in the magazine if it's the .40 S&W model.