I was like "sometimes?" Cause every time I take out a cucumber, I dont cook with it. I always eat it fully. I also don't share my cucumbers with anyone. So this video was definitely for me ngl.
There are so many things going right in this video. Cutting green onions with scissors? Gets the Korean stamp of approval. The sugar, sesame oil, sesame seed,, soy sauce, garlic, chili flakes combo is one of the main mother sauces in korea. Just use that, mix it with noodles, dip your dumplings into it, put it in your fried rice as the sauce.... thumbs up my friend
He looks like the tool who thinks he knows what's what in a kitchen and then serves you a fucking cucumber with soy and fish sauce. I feel like you're massively overestimating this jabronis talent.
Man I love when Shorts commenters feel like "Hurr durr it wasn't exactly as he said it!!!" Is a good comment What are you trying to prove or say, that you can't quantify fish sauce?
Yeah, I think there needed to be some type of acidic element, ric vinegar would work well but even just some lemon or something if they don't have the rice vinegar.
Your videos are great. I love watching you make this authentic food. Cucumbers are one of the most hydrating things you can eat with so many good vitamins.
@@scaf5363 *I know. I was not expecting to scroll by and read that kind of comment. It’s definitely weird, but also funny to me because I’m a goofy person.* 😂
He said "sometimes you need to eat an entire cucumber" in a way that I believe him.
😂
Badum dum tsssssss 🥁
Well…
Before it goes bad
I was like "sometimes?" Cause every time I take out a cucumber, I dont cook with it. I always eat it fully. I also don't share my cucumbers with anyone. So this video was definitely for me ngl.
*"Sometimes you gotta eat a whole cucumber"*
--- ”Some Gay Philosopher“
Silly
Oh?
@@amelialee2142 thank you I try 😂
🗣😭💀
Gotta clear it out. And you know damn well why
If Eminem had a better mom
😂😂
If Eminem was gay
I have left the earth
No MSG please. Not good.
Stahp. 😂
Didn't know Malfoy was chill like that.
lol
I knew he reminds me of someone ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought Eminem
And gay
He be Slytherin down them cucumbers 🥒
Just leaving this for myself ;)
- Slice cucumber
- Soy sauce
- fish sauce
- sugar
- msg
- sesame oil
- garlic
- green onions
- toasted sesame seeds
- (optional) red chilli flakes
I appreciate you !
Thank you!!
@ElloLoJo BTW I made it last night and it was amazing 😉
thank you kind friend
BTW I make this often and it's bloody delicious
this was far more wholesome than the first 5 seconds implied.
XD
Meanwhile I just chomp down on a cucumber like it's a Jim Slim lol
Ditto!
cucumber girl? 🤔😧🫣
@@colocol lol i thought the same
Was just thinking that. Maybe a bit of salt.
Just like Pasta Sempa?
Slim Shady became a chef
Slim shady a lil fruity 🤣
@@zdubbs7609he cleaned out his closet to make room for himself 😂
Ikr lol he looks so handsome as a blonde
Will the real slim shady please stand up
🤣🤣🤣
I love watching people make their easy tasty snacks. I learn so much ❤
When Eminem can't get mom's spaghetti
As someone with a lot of cucumbers coming in from the garden this is great timing lol.
smashed garlic, yogurt and chopped cucumber. eat it with any type of rice as a side salad
Can’t believe they’re coming into your home without permission, v cheeky imo
@@itsNahi961 no rice but chopped walnuts. Google the cold soup "tarator", perfect for hot summer weather, from the homeland of yogurt :)
@@gemdelargy1798 😂
Ooh you should totally make tzatziki sauce
Why does everything you make always look so good?!
it looks very bad tbh
@@Fissan_Poulsenit’s delicious
@@oliveraddison6143 maybe it is, but it doesnt look delicious
@@Fissan_Poulsen it does
@@Fissan_Poulsen it’s just cucubers with sauce how does that look bad to you 😂
He's an honorary korean at this point honestly
Fuck off no he’s not
That's what my Korean self came here to say. Also, metal chopsticks, I'm not even certified to eat with those
Right? The way he chopped those scallions with the scissors so naturally 👌
Not with those cheater chopsticks/oversized eyebrow tweezers
His use of fish sauce and MSG basically earns him a Korean passport.
He’s an aggressive eater. Omgggg he bout ate me too from that one bite 😂 🫥
From a child I used to cut a whole cucumber put salt pepper and a tad of white wine vinegar and snack omgggg it’s just sooo nice
Homemade pickles is what I call it, I also like to pickle some red onion right along side the cucumber…yummy!
@@bettybooprocks3093 ahhhh child me would’ve loved you😂cos I was obsessed 😂👏😩
Just to be clear, this is basically chinese smashed cucumber salad, or 拍黃瓜, pai huang gua. It's delicious and very common in most of East Asia
No one cares
@@jp-wd9qyyou good? people like to learn new things
yes, just add half a teaspoon of chinese vinegar to the recipe basically!
Literally what I was thinking!
I like it without MSG.
i put rice wine vinegar in mine for tang, kind of like a pickle. it's super good
I put ice cream
Same. I also added a bit of honey and fresh chile peppers.
Same! Then mix in a little chili crunch right before eating if you want spice
Have you ever had cucumber chow from Trinidad? They use garlic, pepper, lime juice, salt etc so nice straight out of the fridge
@@hellokitschy1947 Yes! Sometimes I add agave :)
There are so many things going right in this video. Cutting green onions with scissors? Gets the Korean stamp of approval. The sugar, sesame oil, sesame seed,, soy sauce, garlic, chili flakes combo is one of the main mother sauces in korea. Just use that, mix it with noodles, dip your dumplings into it, put it in your fried rice as the sauce.... thumbs up my friend
I cut my green onions with scissors and had no idea that other people did this. I was just trying to avoid washing the chopping board. 🤣
@@pixpushaI didn’t know anyone cut green onions without scissors. Like how do you even…😂
The crunch that is making is making my mouth water!
Yummy. And cucumber salad is such a great food to prepare early and eat all through the day.
Tbh he rrly looks like the kinda guy that would fuck up a kitchen but he always pulls through with legit actual food.
Lol, my thoughts exactly
He looks like the tool who thinks he knows what's what in a kitchen and then serves you a fucking cucumber with soy and fish sauce. I feel like you're massively overestimating this jabronis talent.
One might almost get the impression that this is impossible to determine from looks...
“a little fish sauce “
*puts a shit ton*
Personally to me that is a small amount love fish sauce 😋
that wasnt very much lol
A shit ton? What? It was like less than a teaspoon.
Man I love when Shorts commenters feel like "Hurr durr it wasn't exactly as he said it!!!" Is a good comment
What are you trying to prove or say, that you can't quantify fish sauce?
For him that's a little, to you its a lot
To each their own on seasoning...yea? It still looks delicious
Add some rice vinegar and chili oil and it will blow your mind
Chili crisp and Kim chi baby
Yeah, I think there needed to be some type of acidic element, ric vinegar would work well but even just some lemon or something if they don't have the rice vinegar.
Your skin is 👏 amazing!
Baby and your skin is loving it! !! 😍 purrr
This looks like such a good side to have with any Asian food. I'm saving this!
Cucumber salad with ponzu sauce
Most sit down Asian restaurants have it(as long as it’s not fast food style…or panda)
In Guam we basically have the same thing called Finadeni
or just a meal..
I was sure he was going to use an ENTIRELY different technique
i thought he was going to put half of it in his mouth and bite it.
He had full faith in that lid
LOL
I'm not gonna lie...that looks pretty good.
Your videos are great. I love watching you make this authentic food. Cucumbers are one of the most hydrating things you can eat with so many good vitamins.
냉면의 계절이 왔어 로건님❤ㅎㅎ오이랑 같이 먹어도 맛있어~
I will try this recipe of yours!! Looks great!!! Ty
Thank you for this recipe! I actually made it and it turned out great!
i am getting so many cucumbers from my garden, always excited to find new recipes!
Looks so refreshing ❤
I just eat the whole cucumber like that....But I can see how this is perfect for people who aren't the biggest fan of the taste or something.
That's surprisingly sassy but lowkey kinda love it.
Your skin is absolutely gorgeous ❤
Thanks. I'll try the recipe. Yummy and fast.
Where’s uncle Roger? This nephew know how to cook. So much MSG, fuyoh
Yes 🙌🏾 😂
Its just that he didnt cook
@@aaronmarik6825 you don't have to use the stove, oven, grill, etc, to cook something. What he did was also cooking.
“Best way to eat cucumber”
…Tajín has entered the chat
Tajin with limón *chefs kiss*
Tried this today. Amazing.
The asmr is to die for😂😂❤❤
Love fresh garlic on pretty much everything!!
Keeping the pho container is so real 😂❤
Cut 2 hole green onions in it... The Green onion be like: 'Nope I want to have half of me laying somewhere aournd the kitchen!'😂
2 pieces didn't make it.
Of course there's a hole in the green onions.
Am I the only one that gets extremely nervous when people are using a mandolin?
It's the widow maker for a reason
The amount of times I nearly took off parts of my finger whenever I used one is concerning (idk where the guard went)
@@ej-ej49 No-one knows where any of the guards for any of the mandolins are.
My sister just about removed the whole pad of her thumb.. gives me the hebejeebees!!
Ok but your skin is glowing ✨️
I keep saying (to myself) "this guy must've been Asian in a previous life"! 😊
I was thinking the same thing 😂
He’s in the wrong body 😂
Not previous life, from the Planet Weeb
@@HeraldoftheMEME no one said anything about japan... weirdo
@@kllause6681 don't kid yourself of course we always are 😏... Even when we're not talking about Japan ...👀
You’re such a professional with the mandolin
I've lost my finger tip to one of those 🥹
As a Japanese person these are Japanese quick pickles! My grandmother made some that were incredible. Try adding mirin and a bit of salt!
Sumunomo I think its called. Wonderful; goes with everything!
THIS IS SO GOOD
Love pickles! Hate the taste of raw cucumbers. But here I am. Watching every cucumber video. Craving them! Guess I gotta at least try them now!
I suggest a finely chopped shallot too, gives it a bit more onion than the green onion but not overpowering
the fingers grating garlic on that mandolin like nails on a blackboard to me. Although does anybody remember blackboards in his age range? lol
Only from movies 😊
No. All blackboards have disappeared entirely. 🙄
Sriracha goes a long way in a recipe like this.
That looks so yummy ❤
Why do i feel like the cucumber was violated?
"Sometimes you need to eat an entire cucumber" i completely agree coz I do it too but nothing extra, i just eat the whole thing 😂
You are absolutely missing out by not making smashed cucumber.
This has changed my entire relationship with cucumbers. Thank you!
Bro eats not only a whole cucumber on a daily basis. 💀
AHH I FOLLOW U ON INSTA I NEVER KNEW U HAD A CHANNEL😮😮😮
Love when u make homemade kimchi
It’s actually so good lol
legend has it he's currently eating two cucumbers
this is so close to korean cucumber kimchi like you’re missing sugar and gochujang essentially and you got it.
There’s sugar, just no gochujang
@@cfeegsI thought I was bugging lmao I was about to say I saw him add sugar in it😮💨
I know your fingers were pretty far from the blades but I still had to hold my breath.
He definitely takes the whole cucumber. .. I mean EATS.
*The way I just hollered was so unreal.* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
weird comment lol
@@scaf5363 *I know. I was not expecting to scroll by and read that kind of comment. It’s definitely weird, but also funny to me because I’m a goofy person.* 😂
@@theLionQueen01 That's cause you TOO were taking the cucumber
@@Brandon-Michael *No I wouldn’t dare let no vegetable go nowhere near my body. If it ain’t the real* 🍆 *then I’m not interested. Lol, thank you.* 🤣🤣🤣
It’s the way this is what went viral when all his vids are gold
Girl you're scaring me with those scissors 🤣💜
The metal chopsticks 🥴🥴🥴 my sensory overload could NEVER!!! Looks like a great snack tho!
Shouldn't be biting your chopsticks anyway. It immediately bothered me when he did. Bad etiquette and it is annoying af lol
Pretty sure those were tweezers. Lol
@@ryanblue4166detriment to anyone or anything was...?
Came straight to the comments 😂
The cucumber be like "You think this guy slicing me up is the worst thing he's done to me today..." 🤣
Not sure why I would NEED to eat an entire cucumber, but that looks delicious!
your shirt is soooo cuuuuute😍😁
밥 아저씨같다..한국요리 참 쉽죠?❤
Logan I love you for this recipe, I'm eating it now and I can't stop 🫶🏻
This looks absolutely delicious I love cucumber with just a sprinkle of salt and pepper but will definitely be trying this soon
Maybe it's his voice, but i definitely didn't expect him to actually eat it.
bro needs to drop that eyelash routine immediately
this looks good, i shall try!
The way he handled that cucumber was sassy and that’s okay.
Zesty 😂
💅
You didn’t need the MSG. Flavor enhancing actually numbs certain senses on your tongue so you can taste some flavors over others
as an asian THAT MSG POUR KILLED ME
The way he held it-he done it before! Yum yum.
First time bros eaten a cucumber THAT way
Be so unbelievably careful with the mandolin
Nothing beats just munching on it directly. No dip. No peel. No slice. No nothing. Just a pure, fresh, crunchy cucumber.
you gotta keep the foreskin wym no peel
I love Logan cause he always has some useful easy tricks without having to wash to many dishes. 😂😂😂
I was honestly waiting for Jordan to pop up
This guy has definitely ate a few whole cucumbers backward.
oh absolutely
I saw almost this exact video from a dietician? It even began the same way? I’m confused
Same! And she said she made the video like 2 years ago so I wonder if he copied her? Not accusing him but it’s weird
Yo bro copying that female dietitian
I cut off the tip of my finger on a mandolin trying to make this dish. 10/10 worth it
This dude definitely loves cucumbers
Kendall needed this
You know what’s easy and delicious? Just the cucumber.
Thanks for the recipe Eminem
I've seen a lot of Korean content creators do this recipe but with gochugaru. It's soooo good 👍
It’s almost 3:30am and I am severely craving these now
I love cucumber by its self this looks next level