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Forcing my viewers to guess Parkzer's dinner
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- Published on Mar 5, 2026
- How is Parkzer real?
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Parkzer is an experiment made by the American goverment
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He was designed to be the perfect public servant: doctor, police officer, jury, and judge, but the experiment was ruined when the janitor took pity on him and smuggled in some Jackie Chan movies. He was dumped into the wasteland of Nevada and found his way into Vegas from there.
The American Government is an experiment made by Parkzer.
i dont know about that, but at this point its fair to assume hes not a real human being
@johnnyblaze10 parkzer is too powerful to be classified with the rest of us normal people
The fun part between doug and Parkzers dynamic is that, with time, you learn that Doug is the normal one.
Oh god, you're right
What do you mean? Is that not a normal thing to do?
@Eterco I mean I don't write down everything about about my day and EXACTLY what I ate, but I do keep track of dinner names every night so that I can tell my family "no, we did NOT 'just have that'"
@sammich_uwuI operate purely off of vibes
It's interchangeable, they trade brains every now and then
when parkzer dies instead of a manifesto itll be a food calendar of what he ate
His obituary just links to his Google Calendar
if* parkzer dies
@DiggyPTtrue. He’ll never die. He is immortal after all.
His obituary reads "he always loved to" insert random day
During the eulogy: 😢 and that was the last time he ate chicken pot pie 😢🤧
No neurotypical explanation for parkzers meal calendar
Calorie tracker?
@AVeryHumanReviewerAndNotABot iirc doug said parkzer logs everything in his calendar
remembering good meals
There isn't even an explanation for the meal calender. It's that bizarre.
im busted as hell and I'd never even consider this
I love how Parkzer is the most generic guy but in the best and funniest way possible
I’d argue that he’s crazier than doug is
@silvattffq_ it's a horseshoe, he's so generic that it wraps around to being crazy
@ethansreviews9024 he hit the integer limit
The room temperature man
@davebob4973except the room is 49 C
Parkzer having a detailed calendar with literally everything he's ever eaten AND the context surrounding why he ate what and where he did is the most Parkzer thing imaginable, holy shit
I believe it’s for his website.
Very tismy.
I had to do it because i had either health problem, or just on diet to become less fat, and then i dont even think that this data was needed.
@expepem189xl3 Ive tried so hard to write what I have eaten everyday so I can better determine what flares my IBS, but I literally have never gotten past 3 days in a row 😢 I am so forgetful.
Doug and Parkzer are ADHD and Autism
parkzer is somehow both the most weird and normal person on this planet
Seeing the evolution of Parkzer going from the parent who's always annoyed by Doug's shenanigans into now the one annoying Doug feels like watching two people morph into each other in front of mw
parkzer is going to start eating butter and doug is going to stabilize
Fr, if I was given the trap bit without context of who's saying what, I would've guessed Doug is the one calling it a trap
This video does not encapsulate how loud the announcers actually were during the stream, they were deafening lol.
I love Parkzer so much because he just says the craziest shit imaginable while sounding completely unfazed
It feels like Parkzer is either an anomoly or what a normal person is and we are all the weird ones.
i think hes an anomalous normal person
He's an anomaly
-from a normal person
He's so aggressively normal that it becomes an anomoly
So.... Did anyone stream League after this?
I was actually getting invested qwq
@AspenFrosttthe vod is in the description the video ended around 4:07:00
Parkzer refused, and Phummy was confused, but DougDoug agreed to give Green de la Bean a favor, since they won.
@TheRedPhant0m thank you
I’m Parkzer’s lunch, he ate me.
As his drink i can confirm
As his toilet I can confirm. Please help.
HE ATE THEM
As his calories i can confirm
You're lucky.
Remember that thing about Parkzer feeling both like the most average cut of person possible and also like he fell out of the sky?
Parkzer is the type of person to get his lunch and eat it too
LMAO YOU FELL FOR THE TRAP
I think people like Parkzer are future anthropologists dream
I was going to say it's normal to keep a calendar to track your meals, but then he just kept going.
It's like he's still here....
Parkzer is puppeting Doug's body
@Manelneedsaname 😭😭😭😭😭
Wait he's gone?!?!?
@dejavous666. Yeah, he passed away on December, it was so sad 😢
(Just to clarify, he just retired the main channel, he's not really dead. This part is just in case you think he really died)
Crazy how he fell for that trap
I am terribly affraid of bears, luckily I have a dougdoug video to watch to distract me!
0:32 Wild coincidence as I am literally eating panda express with this video on in the background. Beijing Beef and fried rice
Parkzer and doug like the old times, sadly now is only parkzer😢
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It's like I can still hear Doug's voice 😔 o7
It's like being sad because there is no banana skin and you only have the tasty part
o7
5:35 is breakfast not consider a meal or is he just not having that
Parkey wakes up at like 8 p.m. in lore, so he’s too late for that breakfast stuff!
Whatever meal he eats first is him breaking his fast
I can’t believe Doug fell for the woods bear trap
Parkzer was created by Doug in a lab
The bit at 4:15 is especially funny because Parkzer is obviously bullshitting because Rock Raiders is an original theme and has ZERO movie basis
4:04 dude.
hes literally trolling
Parkzer telling Doug he fell for his trap in in Lego party and stole his studs in Lego Party from a crab in Lego Party may be the most inflection and passion i've heard in his voice
3:32 no way lego rock raiders popped up. i loved that game and i will never forget it. it is not on steam but with some work can be played still lol
Manic Miners is a free re-creation of Rock Raiders
Archeologists will have a field day with his diary
9:47 it's always jng diff
why is parkzer so funny now. like nonsense from him is more common now I love it.
Shoutout to chat eviscerating parkzer for traveling during Covid
There is a recreation of the Rock Raiders game called Manic Miners
Of course Parkzer keeps a diary of what he eats everyday...
Doug: normal person acting batshit crazy
Parkzer: batshit crazy person acting normal
parkzer is a man of law to balance dougs chaos
6:11 hmmmm yes june 22th
June twenty-secondth, of course
Or maybe june twenty-twoth
THATS MY BIRTHDAY 😭💔
2:06 wtf why am I in the dougdoug video? and why is my name orange???
Run. You are now a target. Go
@croatianborder2735 🏃
first question: u sent a message on stream, which was read aloud by dougdoug. if it makes it into the video, editor puts ur message on screen.
second question: each twitch user has a color, its chooseable. when u create an account a color gets chosen randomly, but you can change it at the "chat identity" tab, accessable besides the chat box.
i also have orange, but thats because of my bacon identity and bacon is kinda orange so i thought it was fitting. orange ftw.
Am I crazy or did they have this exact conversation beat for beat 2 years ago??
they did once talk about how Parkzer literally puts everything he does in his calendar, but that wasn't explicitly about food, just stuff he does in general
This man always makes me question everything in life
1:06 did parkzer say hi to Abby and Owen?
I want to watch this vod so bad
1:35 I look at Doug's desktop and I just see a PSD file titled "Gerymand .. examples" and I'm wondering if he did a Gerrymandering explained stream in addition to his explaining AI ones
Depending on when the stream was, it could’ve been for the podcast episode for the Lemonade Stand on gerrymandering (I think the episode is called Everyone is Gerrymandering Now)
Love the tickets I got for watching the lego party games, right in the commentator box :)
I can't believe he fell for the trap.
This is brilliant. Lowkey, would be so funny to do this
I didn't even react to the bear I didn't realize that was supposed to be a jumpscare till after an ad ended 🗿
6:10 Ah yes, my favourite day in June, the 22th
The Seattle aquarium is awesome
the rifle + hallway analogy was the best part
1:16 honestly pretty smart
Parkzer is a very precise person
9:23
Well in this case it is more like Parkzer bought a rifle with a movement sensor in the hallway and leave, in that case that is a trap
The event is literally called Crab Trap. Parkzer is objectively right
Captain's log, stardate september 1st, 2020
google maps timeline automatically can do the restaurant on exact day years ago
i always forget with these clip videos that their not the full stream and it made me pretty sad the way it just cut out mid gameplay lmao
Did Doug’s cats eat him when he died?
No he ate the cats beforr dying
No Parkzer did, it's in his calendar
I thought parkzer was his cat
Parkzer is the gift that keeps on giving.
i should start doing this tbh my memory gets fried sometimes
doug fell for his trap
I literally sighed as I read the title and clicked it
I wish I was 1/100000 as organized and tidy parkzer is
mario kart world music fits well
It's so weird to imagine Parkzer playing League of Legends in the first place, I'd love to see him launch the game, play a single match, yell at his teammates and immediately uninstall it
I used to absolutely love Rock Raiders!
Omg more lego Games? Have To rewatch These streams
I don't even remember what happened last week
BRO! Parkzer is his own paparazzi
YES, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS TIME
im sure someone says but theres a fan made lego rockraiders remaster it looks great
close enough welcome back guessing Eichs Lunch
Alternate title: DougDoug fell for the traps
right at the end I got an ad with a polar bear 😂
This was a trap
"Can I get a new jungler" LMAO
OMEGALUL he fell for the trap
I would ask questions, but this is DougDoug so this is normal
first Parkzer L: not giving a damn about Covid and other people's health...
9:47 "can we get a new jungler?!?" I sometimes forget how funny Parkzer is, lol
Parkzer’s character being lettuce is amazing
Parkzer is such a unique character
Can Parkzer please post his entire meal calendar? I want to live on the Parkzer diet for a month and see what it’s like.
omg I remember this stream
I went all in on Green De La Bean and OH BOY Green was such a boon
If I'm an archaeologist I need to find this guys diary
oh i read the title completley wrong, i read everyone in stead of everything and i was so confused.
If the world were as organized as Parkzer it would be a utopia.
I now wanna know who won Lego party
i read the title as "Fucking my viewers to guess Pizza dinner"
Omg it's Lord of the strings
I also keep a daily log of what I've done and eaten because my memory is bad
Oh wait, this was actually sponsored by lego?
It’s impossible to sue Parkzer, he’ll just pull out his calender.
LEGO ROCK RAIDERS POGGIES
Parkzer Is incredibile
The source of the calories was obviously the sun
Parkzer is the only person I trust to have been doing a lot of traveling during lockdown. He'd follow the necessary safety standards.
The origin of the calories would be the sun.
YOU FELL FOR HIS TRAP
It's like I can still hear his voice