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  • @elanmayes
    @elanmayes 3 месяца назад +1320

    i love when Bach randomly reminds us that he’s an astronomer ✨

    • @snflasnfekglnsakf
      @snflasnfekglnsakf 3 месяца назад +91

      it’s also a good break from the brain rot the videos are and actually makes me learn something (even if it’s small😭)

    • @elanmayes
      @elanmayes 3 месяца назад +12

      @@beep2838 seriously!!!!

    • @AnnabelleCrosby-eq
      @AnnabelleCrosby-eq 3 месяца назад +4

      I read astronomer as astronometer😂

    • @billjaywarr6509
      @billjaywarr6509 3 месяца назад

      @@beep2838probably why he has a podcast

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  2 месяца назад +156

      I can also run on all fours

  • @ceydacf
    @ceydacf 3 месяца назад +436

    a bald man called Dan Druff is the funniest thing

  • @bookofcarli
    @bookofcarli 3 месяца назад +1569

    I genuinely got jumpscared by arthur

  • @nebulaquatica
    @nebulaquatica 3 месяца назад +419

    i actually think its pretty cool when father bach teaches us astronomy concepts

  • @millietv888
    @millietv888 3 месяца назад +644

    thought we had the bach and arthur duo then, i thought we were lucky with a video and a podcast ep

  • @BessieHeroing
    @BessieHeroing 3 месяца назад +129

    It’s so jarring that Bach who talks about menstrual cycles and werewolves, has a degree in astronomy

  • @emilyninety-nine8954
    @emilyninety-nine8954 3 месяца назад +123

    Bach putting that degree to work in this one 💅💅

  • @qhwah
    @qhwah 3 месяца назад +171

    It’s okay Bach I’ll make an AI voice of you talking about the simulation of life

    • @BelinaBelii
      @BelinaBelii 2 месяца назад +2

      I would pay to see that

  • @Ellie_grace233
    @Ellie_grace233 3 месяца назад +137

    Batch is speaking facts about the mullets causing global warming 🔥

  • @Ranaisdepressed
    @Ranaisdepressed 3 месяца назад +46

    "boi Dan druff's is ruuning around in your hair he no billionaire" immm ddeeaadddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @888scampi
    @888scampi 3 месяца назад +46

    he's such a little space nerd, i love it

  • @Villads2750
    @Villads2750 3 месяца назад +196

    “Thank you lord bach for letting us know nothings real” we all say in unison

  • @BIBI.x25
    @BIBI.x25 3 месяца назад +178

    “thankyou lord bach for this amazing upload” we all say in unison

  • @cathyeaton3222
    @cathyeaton3222 3 месяца назад +19

    Kinda high key hot when he reminds us what a clever physics nerd he is ngl

  • @FranciscoPinto-bz9vl
    @FranciscoPinto-bz9vl 3 месяца назад +64

    He really made us rewatch the Simpsons Solar storm tik tok😭

    • @ddoxhi
      @ddoxhi 3 месяца назад +1

      Father bach was invested

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  2 месяца назад +15

      We’re in this together

  • @emergencyasmr
    @emergencyasmr 3 месяца назад +52

    It’s so troubling that there are people who believe these goofy tiktoks. Worse are the ones who are arrogant about it as if they have the real insider knowledge lol

    • @ddoxhi
      @ddoxhi 3 месяца назад +1

      Isaac believes them

  • @vand_alice
    @vand_alice 3 месяца назад +30

    But the real question is 👏why ARE you being so rude to daddy????👏🗣🗣🗣

  • @alexx28076
    @alexx28076 3 месяца назад +71

    Got jumpscared by TV ngl

    • @ok.sinesm
      @ok.sinesm 3 месяца назад +6

      I thought I’d been hacked

  • @solariaxx
    @solariaxx 3 месяца назад +23

    Bach may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯

  • @italiansnatch
    @italiansnatch 3 месяца назад +22

    conspiracy theory: what if every time bach says "share this to your family groupchat" he actually sends a virus into our system and then government has access to all of our information which then can be used to create a new simulation where we all will be translated to where bach is the king

    • @Erin-z4n
      @Erin-z4n 3 месяца назад +1

      Bach is the king

  • @Gl4ssl0ver
    @Gl4ssl0ver 3 месяца назад +48

    Bro edged us with a clip of Arthur ☹️

  • @Someone-wq9to
    @Someone-wq9to 3 месяца назад +45

    oh bach, everyone knows Elvis lives on the moon

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  2 месяца назад +11

      That one might be true

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  2 месяца назад +10

      That one might be true

    • @pup_master66
      @pup_master66 Месяц назад +1

      That one might be true

    • @bliss8667
      @bliss8667 15 дней назад

      That one might be true

  • @rinnblair1598
    @rinnblair1598 3 месяца назад +11

    I'd be so mad if i died and the simulation was like 'Next level!' Like no? Thanks but no????

  • @OhFiddleSticks.
    @OhFiddleSticks. 3 месяца назад +59

    "Please, Bach, show us your feet!" We all say in unison.

  • @juliabazanska
    @juliabazanska 3 месяца назад +9

    For the guy to flee Chernobyl - in Ukraine - and end up in the Syberian wilderness he must have been running for a minimum of 500 kilometres...

  • @Br4inb0
    @Br4inb0 3 месяца назад +35

    Title is so real x

    • @heatheretaithaha
      @heatheretaithaha 3 месяца назад +1

      no its not 💀

    • @Br4inb0
      @Br4inb0 3 месяца назад +12

      @@heatheretaithaha ok heather calm down x

  • @jilliancrawford7577
    @jilliancrawford7577 3 месяца назад +6

    Area 51 is all the friends we've made along the way.

  • @Idk-ys7uw
    @Idk-ys7uw 3 месяца назад +11

    I feel like the brainrott increases after every video

  • @EmmaGrace2008
    @EmmaGrace2008 3 месяца назад +4

    16:54 personally I think we are the speck of dust on a clover like from Horton hears a who

  • @tatsuo367
    @tatsuo367 3 месяца назад +8

    I don't get the obsession with making the ai sound like Joe rogan. Like he could literally tell me "dinosaur bones are old" and I wouldn't believe him

  • @PlainHamburgers
    @PlainHamburgers 3 месяца назад +5

    Proper cheered me up this lol, been watching your videos a while now.. currently unwell with whole body pains and high fever started last night and this took my mind off it a bit, keep up the good work bro

    • @PlainHamburgers
      @PlainHamburgers 3 месяца назад

      if any doctors see this every muscle hurts from the feet to hands do you have any idea whats up ? Also have a tooth infection but no pain just swelling

    • @Kang_Cheonsa
      @Kang_Cheonsa 3 месяца назад +4

      @@PlainHamburgers you should probs actually go to a doctor man

    • @kellykinnaird3576
      @kellykinnaird3576 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@PlainHamburgersI’m not a doctor but I have a serious genetic condition so have spent a lot of time in hospital and really sick.
      If you’re still feeling the same way, you need to get medical help if you haven’t already. But for now, if you haven’t already, take paracetamol (acetaminophen) and ibuprofen to take temperature down as long as you’re not allergic to them. And it will help with the pain.
      An infection can become systemic, affecting your whole body. Simply put, an infection can turn into full blown sepsis which is a medical emergency. high temperature (above 38.5C/101.5F) is an indication of sepsis or severe infection. Swelling of the face can affect your airways too. Body shakes, pretty major shakes, not like a gentle shiver (called rigours), vomiting, severe headache, slurred speech are also signs. If this sounds remotely possible, call emergency services and say suspected sepsis.
      Or (hopefully it’s this) it could be two things at once? Covid is slowly creeping up at the moment too, though no where near what it was. Could be ‘flu along side the tooth infection. Whatever it might be, you do need to be checked out to be sure as you may need IV antibiotics or at least oral antibiotics for the tooth infection. (No pain can be a result of the infection , but I can’t remember why. Maybe the nerve is compressed?)
      Let me know how you are if you feel up to it!
      I hope this gets sorted quickly - take care.

    • @janedonovan306
      @janedonovan306 2 месяца назад +1

      I like that this started as a compliment but ur concern about ur symptoms is too great and it just devolved into asking for medical advice on youtube 😭

  • @layla.ann_4531
    @layla.ann_4531 3 месяца назад +7

    my mums a conspiracy theorist, she literally believes these 🙃

    • @Thenextmrbeat11610
      @Thenextmrbeat11610 2 месяца назад

      What?

    • @layla.ann_4531
      @layla.ann_4531 2 месяца назад

      @@Thenextmrbeat11610yeah, my mum believes silly conspiracies. like she thinks the moons a hologram and stuff like that

  • @OO-pl4wn
    @OO-pl4wn 3 месяца назад +9

    No way, we r being spoiled *squeels like a greedy giggly piggy*

  • @nbandboo
    @nbandboo 3 месяца назад +2

    This is definitely my favourite series you do

  • @daphneg4216
    @daphneg4216 3 месяца назад +8

    You can’t even get into the central building without a very very good reason and consent from the government

  • @ashcauthon117
    @ashcauthon117 2 месяца назад +1

    this is one of those video ideas that i’m gonna need you to do at least weekly, please

  • @tpwkxmaddie
    @tpwkxmaddie 3 месяца назад +3

    tv being at the start got me excited 😔

  • @Mia-pj7xp
    @Mia-pj7xp 3 месяца назад +13

    What was the ai Bach snippet lol

  • @001lichi
    @001lichi 3 месяца назад +34

    "thank you lord bach for the dinner time upload" we all say in unison

  • @weezerluver46
    @weezerluver46 3 месяца назад +2

    why does bach look like he’s on the verge of tears 😭

  • @JoeBWolff
    @JoeBWolff 3 месяца назад +3

    Just watched the newest episode of Bach and Arthur podcast. Splendid podcast, thank you 🙏

  • @lucastorres-tt2tl
    @lucastorres-tt2tl 3 месяца назад +2

    The absolute joy to open RUclips and see that you’ve uploaded a video

  • @mlyeyl
    @mlyeyl Месяц назад +4

    9:42 bach predicted monkeypox

  • @Beeperoni
    @Beeperoni 2 месяца назад +1

    As an American, I can confirm it is in fact, completely crumbled

  • @Tilda12244
    @Tilda12244 3 месяца назад +12

    Bruh this is too skibidi alpha

    • @ramiforous
      @ramiforous 3 месяца назад +1

      real funny had a good giggle off that thanks 👍

    • @NoahStecera
      @NoahStecera 3 месяца назад +1

      way too skibidi alpha :(

    • @Tilda12244
      @Tilda12244 2 месяца назад

      @@ramiforous I know I’m so funny

    • @Tilda12244
      @Tilda12244 2 месяца назад +1

      @@NoahStecera😂

  • @wellimagamer8848
    @wellimagamer8848 2 месяца назад +1

    Majority of the Simpsons episodes that “predict” things were released after the event had happened

  • @lils6065
    @lils6065 3 месяца назад +3

    Thank you king

  • @Charli_m0rris
    @Charli_m0rris 3 месяца назад +13

    "Men getting mullets"😂

  • @spooked4812
    @spooked4812 2 месяца назад

    16:40 - 16:58 this explains perfectly why people created myths and legends to explain things they didnt know

  • @hannakristof5633
    @hannakristof5633 3 месяца назад +8

    “thank you bach” we chant in unison

  • @Gruffalomug
    @Gruffalomug 3 месяца назад +1

    “We love the conspiracy videos Bach” we all say in unison

  • @poppywillcry
    @poppywillcry 3 месяца назад +3

    my favourite conspiracy theory is that Bach isn't real and he's a figment of our imagination.....

  • @inlovewithtimotheechalamet8505
    @inlovewithtimotheechalamet8505 3 месяца назад +2

    saw an italian bach x my physics teacher character at my local nando’s today

  • @victorial9772
    @victorial9772 3 месяца назад +3

    Billionaire Dan Druff

  • @kezziahhh
    @kezziahhh 2 месяца назад +1

    At a staggering speed of 1.5🗣️

  • @werebothinspace
    @werebothinspace 3 месяца назад +2

    was just stalking ur vids then saw u posted we are SO BACK

  • @lucymae2906
    @lucymae2906 3 месяца назад +5

    bach please teach us more about space 😋

  • @P3RCHANCE
    @P3RCHANCE 3 месяца назад +3

    I love ItalianBach. I wish he was real.

  • @zoearsenault902
    @zoearsenault902 3 месяца назад +1

    Holy crap I adore this series, more please sir 🙏

  • @piratepenquinn
    @piratepenquinn 3 месяца назад +1

    Bach has never looks so wholesome in his intro

  • @mercedes_ggz2644
    @mercedes_ggz2644 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro, I saw Elvis in the moon last week😁☝️

  • @g0blin1823-y
    @g0blin1823-y 3 месяца назад +4

    Love the intros

  • @kleee711
    @kleee711 3 месяца назад

    The shit about space genuinely gets you het up 😭😭

  • @jens3503
    @jens3503 21 день назад

    Mr. Dan druff is a CRAZY name for someone bald and that is literally just a short story called the most dangerous game 😭

  • @theresejmoore
    @theresejmoore 3 месяца назад +1

    can we get professor bach segments more often please?

  • @b.sbobbyshaw
    @b.sbobbyshaw 2 месяца назад

    “In this real?” 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @ShitHappens099
    @ShitHappens099 3 месяца назад +1

    Loved the part where u read the comments, more plss next time🫡🫡

  • @avaowl8866
    @avaowl8866 2 месяца назад +1

    We need a full video of reacting of your own AI voice videos

  • @elasostinky
    @elasostinky 3 месяца назад

    its like hes still with us.. 🕊️

  • @psAIchadelic
    @psAIchadelic 2 месяца назад

    Bach’s astrophysics background makes this actually interesting haha

  • @TheSafeFellaOfficial
    @TheSafeFellaOfficial 3 месяца назад +1

    Arthur appears once again 🕺🏻

  • @rumianaw3432
    @rumianaw3432 3 месяца назад

    i love how at the end isaac says "conspirathee theories"

  • @madeleinebramson337
    @madeleinebramson337 3 месяца назад +1

    bach please do a video talking about astrophysics i would very much enjoy it please and thank you

  • @im_boo_11
    @im_boo_11 Месяц назад

    7:51 Not twelve, not knitting but a teenager crocheting so you were WRONG!

  • @au.some.tistic
    @au.some.tistic 3 месяца назад +3

    My conspiracy: Isaac isn't actually italian

  • @dashero2646
    @dashero2646 Месяц назад +1

    thank you italian bach

  • @kamiladimaityte-om4mj
    @kamiladimaityte-om4mj 3 месяца назад +1

    yeah im not real i just watched the notebook and cried for the last hour im not even joking i need help

  • @OllieUwU
    @OllieUwU 3 месяца назад +1

    ty lord alpha bach for recognising marie curie

  • @Yogurt_pot
    @Yogurt_pot 3 месяца назад

    "Thank you lord bach." We all say in unison.

  • @bumblingxbee
    @bumblingxbee 3 месяца назад +1

    Surprise Arthur cameo, okuurr 😂

  • @meganwhite6923
    @meganwhite6923 3 месяца назад

    A new Bach video means my happiness level is very high 🤩

  • @arachnid5660
    @arachnid5660 3 месяца назад

    Dan Druff's dandruff was so bad he had to shave his head. He ended up coining the term dandruff and started a dandruff shampoo company. He was my great grandfather

  • @shaneoid361
    @shaneoid361 2 месяца назад

    That lighting was really good for you in this video

  • @alessiagatti590
    @alessiagatti590 3 месяца назад

    More Prof. Bach moments!
    Also, my sister is constantly looking forward to your conspiracy videos and we always watch them together😂 she was just saying yesterday when were you gonna upload another one!❤

  • @theob-kd5mb
    @theob-kd5mb 3 месяца назад

    "thank you for this amazing upload and telling us nothing is real bach" we all say in unison

  • @chrissie8511
    @chrissie8511 3 месяца назад

    thank you for posting!!!!

  • @saffronmoorcroft
    @saffronmoorcroft 2 месяца назад

    my favourite conspiracy theory is about a guy commonly known as italian bach and legend has it he turns into a werewolf when there is a full moon and everyone who looks him in the eye falls to their knees in a trance and starts praying to him chanting “crazywerewolf888” idk how true this is though probably just an old wives tale

  • @nicolealex9130
    @nicolealex9130 3 месяца назад +1

    Yesterday at work a customer said "none of the like actual real strawberry pieces* and the jokes we made for like a minute straight.
    -fantom strawberry
    Strawberry of Christmas past
    Ect.
    The funny

  • @florriesxx
    @florriesxx 26 дней назад +1

    so dandruff is basically mr beast

  • @kylieo9727
    @kylieo9727 3 месяца назад

    bros got a sparkle in his eye

  • @millietv888
    @millietv888 3 месяца назад +4

    1:30 WHAT TF IS THIS

  • @cooperwaters9821
    @cooperwaters9821 3 месяца назад +1

    what if our reality has italianbach and every other reality has a different type of bach? makes you think

  • @PiperPied
    @PiperPied 3 месяца назад

    The dandruff story just being like a weird mix of lost and fortnite

  • @redwiltshire1816
    @redwiltshire1816 3 месяца назад +1

    O you definitely should not or told us about A.I Bach I can see a lot of potential 😂

  • @MrOutside96
    @MrOutside96 3 месяца назад

    Dan Druff kinda gives me of The Island of Dr.Moreau vibes lol

  • @salmonfish6347
    @salmonfish6347 3 месяца назад +1

    Ngl ive never actually listened to joe rogan so would randomly find these AI videos and think Joe rogan was actually this crazy guy obsessed with conspiracies.

  • @nikikemp1575
    @nikikemp1575 2 месяца назад +1

    but if Area 51 is the real world and we are all in Area 51, are we not just in the real world? Just back to square one

  • @dragon_flame1390
    @dragon_flame1390 3 месяца назад

    Well, that's a title to see pop up when you're high. Might have been delayed, but RUclips knew what it was doing, i just know it.

  • @eldritchposts
    @eldritchposts 3 месяца назад

    bro is glowing in this lighting like wtf slay tho

  • @Razza-e13
    @Razza-e13 3 месяца назад +2

    Where’s the Minecraft. M’lord