Wow 100k viewers and almost to 600 subs. I expected this to happen. I see what population looks like but I never felt it before. It does not make me famous and all but just for a matter of fact it’s for the genshin impact fans in general. (Maybe that’s why I added those hashtags and got them recommended to see this.) but still all I do Is just make random content for living that’s all. Idc if people sub and unsub as long as I’m not kicked out of RUclips or targeted or anything. I don’t know what else to say but thank you.
That was so kaeya like kaeya just rejecting us while kinda flirting respectfully there’s no other way to describe that other than the most kaeya thing ever or just straight up mean
"I just now realized- because Genshin Impact now has the hangout events they could potentially make this comic real! A hangout event with Zhongli, going to markets and waisting all your Mora."
@@ami9824 Mods are people streamers appoint to often help them say run their Discord, delete inappropriate comments/spoilers from the comment section, and in the case of streamers with too many commenters to keep up with for one person they can keep track of some so the streamer can address it.
Tartaglia's reply is indeed accurate, he has no interest in ordinary and weak people. Diluc wouldn't reply that rudely. He may be a tough guy but he'd never say anything that would be rude to anyone (except to Kaeya) Kaeya's reply is indeed accurate, he's quite a playboy. Zhongli, he wouldn't say that you have a talent in repelling an archon coz that might blow his cover.
Damn, I love the Zhongli is a RUclipsr comic, but it’s a shame that the second part was cut out :( (The second part is Childe’s stream, where his chat is calling him a simp lmao)
That asking 4 individuals feels like how you asked them to come home... And Kaeya is the only one I have ... But I have my Bennett and xingqu, so I'm fine 😊 WITH OUT YOU DILUC *cries in the corner hugging Bennett, Xingqu, And Kaeya*
That one time he treat you to a feast but neither of you touch any of it? Yeah, he is treating you the experience of eating and expecting you to pay. As you leave cause Ganyu sent you an invitation to the Jade chamber, you can see Zhongli as he is silently staring at your back, unmoving from his seat, he is begging for you to pay for food.
Wow 100k viewers and almost to 600 subs. I expected this to happen. I see what population looks like but I never felt it before. It does not make me famous and all but just for a matter of fact it’s for the genshin impact fans in general. (Maybe that’s why I added those hashtags and got them recommended to see this.) but still all I do Is just make random content for living that’s all. Idc if people sub and unsub as long as I’m not kicked out of RUclips or targeted or anything. I don’t know what else to say but thank you.
Subscribing for that :pog:
“For our date tonight, what about us spending time at home, respectively?”
That shit hurted my liege
I'm honestly would like that
(Just at home)
That was so kaeya like kaeya just rejecting us while kinda flirting respectfully there’s no other way to describe that other than the most kaeya thing ever or just straight up mean
"I just now realized- because Genshin Impact now has the hangout events they could potentially make this comic real! A hangout event with Zhongli, going to markets and waisting all your Mora."
as if I have any to waste
@@learatos4724 "No offense of course- but I don't think Zhongli would care!" XD
"He does have Childe after all-"
@@lophochannel2676 amen XD
I have 10 million mora just for that event to happen...
imagine we loose some of his heart because we couldnt/wouldnt pay his things
“I’m simply allergic to you.”
If Childe asks Lumine out, then Lumine should say “sorry I’m vegetarian.”
Dosent make sense
@@azura7750 she don't want the meat 😏
@@mozzarella6126 Lumine gay
@@azura7750 why did you ask it was already cursed af
@@aye6173 idk
No one is talking about the fact that Zhongli actively made Xiao a mod
Whats a mod?
@@ami9824 Mods are people streamers appoint to often help them say run their Discord, delete inappropriate comments/spoilers from the comment section, and in the case of streamers with too many commenters to keep up with for one person they can keep track of some so the streamer can address it.
@@ami9824 well...
moderators lol
I mean zhongli is the one who summon him, along with 4 others.
probably has the other adepti as mods too
“Tartaglia?? The pro gamer?”
Is the funniest thing I’ve have heard all day
Ah yes...tortilla the pro gamer 🤣
That thing is hella funny since there is a part from Tartaglia's pov XD
@@Gummy_Pop. Haha yes, very funny..
@@gabiyippeee
where the sauce
@@ostrich696
If you want the link let me find it
There's also Scaramouche in Tartaglia's chat lmao-
Zhongli: You have a talent of repelling an archon.
Me: So does that mean my skin is a perfect gift for Kequing? She does hate archons.
That's what I call a true trader, no matter the situation, you can always find an opportunity !
...Ah, ningguang would be proud.
Except she's also a Rex Lapis fangirl so she probably wouldn't like it that much...
Rex lapis is dead
To normal people that will die
Keqing will die one day
Zhongli saying ‘shit’ makes me laugh lmaodjsnxsjxnan
Bro that comic at 0:58 hurt-
I really want to know who the artist is. :'>
It did.
Y e p
@@sso_wan0363 i think its @DL_Mask seeing the watermark on the bottom left of the childe panel
Me : hold on *pulls out death note*
Also me : so umm please just sign here thank u
Screaming brb ✋
So
Hello
Hey
It's been 3 week now
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Tartaglia's reply is indeed accurate, he has no interest in ordinary and weak people.
Diluc wouldn't reply that rudely. He may be a tough guy but he'd never say anything that would be rude to anyone (except to Kaeya)
Kaeya's reply is indeed accurate, he's quite a playboy.
Zhongli, he wouldn't say that you have a talent in repelling an archon coz that might blow his cover.
Zhongli: Traveler.i did not bring any money. Pay him
Me who don't have any mora either:
👁️👄👁️
Then the both of you go out to find Childe or Hu Tao
1:27
Aether: "A date with Zhongli?"
Me: "No Aether, he just needs you to pay for some stuff."
Should have seen that one coming
1:08 I wanna see Donna get rejected like this so bad lol
@Danimations the diluc simp, she lives right above floras shop if you wanna talk to her
@@zuniitsu
MAN SHE'S SO ANNOYING-
I apologise for screaming but she is annoying af for me
@@exceptionallyriso OMG IKR
@@zuniitsu
The way she says it makes it way more annoying 😭😭
@@exceptionallyriso SHE SAYS IT OUT LOUD. NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR IT
1:47, he couldn’t find his sugar daddy, don’t judge him. 😩🤚💔
Zhongli has a side job as a RUclipsr?? Guess I have to report this to my master
nonono! he's a twitch streamer, we cant be giving hu tao the wrong information all the time can we?
Well... I see this differently Mx. "Never gonna give you up"👀
@Xion Cinnamon Roll Princess Thanks! She told me to say hello to you too, and to give you coupons for our trendiest coffins, here they go👻😇
Where is my coffin Boo Tao?
Them: rejecting my date proposal
Me: *squeeeeeels*
That rejection comic hurts more than it should've lmao 😭
Childe: I'm sorry I'm simply allergic to you
And I took it personally
If tartaglia said he’s simply allergic to me I’d cry fr😀👏
0:20 Lol I can't stop hearing him sayin shit
“shit” -zhongli
Zhongli was genuinely impressed😭
“Id focus on existing than talking to you”
Pls that hurt the most but made me laugh hard😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲
Damn, I love the Zhongli is a RUclipsr comic, but it’s a shame that the second part was cut out :(
(The second part is Childe’s stream, where his chat is calling him a simp lmao)
_I want to see that-_
Please come back we want the link
its been 1 year give us the funny linky linky
"Traveler I don'thave any money"
Traveler: "Neither do I..."
1:19 wakey wakey is time for skool
thank god
I never thought that being rejected by a comic dub would hurt so much TwT
Bro I'm already at my next box of tissues 😭
This made my day! Great voice acting!
Zhongli: ah a donation... Il be sure to spend it well
Childe: for our wedding right
Zhongli:
Childe: for our wedding right?
0:26 xiao: confused screaming
BUT THE REJECTIONS!? THEY HIT TOO HARD IM CRYING RN
Let me guess. Aether (us) and Childe are Zhongli’s sugar daddy.
1:04 nah i don’t mind im straight
That asking 4 individuals feels like how you asked them to come home...
And Kaeya is the only one I have ...
But I have my Bennett and xingqu, so I'm fine 😊 WITH OUT YOU DILUC *cries in the corner hugging Bennett, Xingqu, And Kaeya*
I know, I don't hqve xingqui so I'll hug chongyun ಥ‿ಥ
Me: 2d ppl can't reject me
Comic: * exists *
Me:TwT y must you hurt me so
Typical Zhongli
0:59
This is why all the Mora is for the good boys and the girls.
1:27 LITERALLY ME ANYTIME I SEE ZHONGLI IN A QUEST
Love Xio typing in all caps.
He would do that all the time.
O:59 all really hurt
1:10 🌞🤍
30,000,000 mora for that?????
Then again, I can totally see this being a Zhongli hangout event, and maybe child comes.
KAEYA GOT ME FREAKIN WHEEZING
AKA : "Wallet, come to the market with me."
That one time he treat you to a feast but neither of you touch any of it? Yeah, he is treating you the experience of eating and expecting you to pay.
As you leave cause Ganyu sent you an invitation to the Jade chamber, you can see Zhongli as he is silently staring at your back, unmoving from his seat, he is begging for you to pay for food.
I don't even like guys and their rejection still hurt me.
Though the way they rejected the date was funny 😂
Zhongli as a streamer it's my new fav head canon hahah.
there's actually a second part to the zhongli as a steamer part is where children gets called a simp by his chat-
SIMPPPP
Where can i find it 😭
Yeahh I saw it on Pinterest
I think Zhongli wouldn’t have been this broke if there were credit card at the time
0:58
....Alright.... just destroy we're just destroying my self-esteem now are we......
Zhongli rejection HURT
Childe just donatin for zhongli's stream like a simp
Lmao 😂
30 MILLION MORA?! I CANT EVEN HAVE 1 MILLION I-
i love how Xiao is the mod
everyone is made out of clay which is a kind of ground and therefore, everyone is zhongli's wallet
that " *shit* " is so deep im contemplating the universe right now
0:29 childe simpin'
somebody get this man under control before he uses all his money for Zhongli
Damm Diluc you didn’t have to be that savage.
0:21 Zhongli is trying rlly hard to make him forgets abt mora so he will peacefully get outta the store
when ur out of mora and you just got zhongli ... I go PAIN WAAAA
0:58 Wasn’t expecting that-
Ima go cry
WHEN HE JUST SAID "s h i t."
I LOST IT LMFAO
What did I told you
I always forget to bring wallet kun
And where the fuck are you childe
"A date with zhongli?" No a date with your money aether
1:14 my heart been broke so many times i dont know what to beleive
The one were we asked the 4 guys on a date I cried when Zhongli said that😟 Shit hurts
Zhongli is a man of focus, commitment, and avoiding paying for things
traveler: you bastard!!
his heart shaped tongue says otherwise
Nezuko approves
zhongli, aka the broke god 🚶♂️
1:14 mom please come pick me up I'm scared
I S A I D P A Y H I M
regular latte: 6$
Genshin latte: 295 mora
Me: You trying to scam meh?
The last one
I would be like: I’m not buying u shit until you come home
Streamer zhongli is the greatest thing ever i need that
🌹Zhongli just want a sugar daddy🌹
I wouldn't mind donating 100 dollar to zhongli
Zhongli just because I'm an honorary knight and a military captain for watatsumi doesn't mean I'm the richest in tevyat
They don't even pay me
1:03 m-may I ask for the artist/l-link.
OH NVM LMAO I'M A BLIND ASS MF
Every Archon has no mora
oh my god my couple upgraded🤧
Zhongli needs to create his own host club. He'll be the number one request to date with.
Ah Yez a date with zhongli, except your the one paying for everything-
Me having 2223455 mora
Me:I’m not paying
Nobody:
My captions: Chung li
My captions: John Lee
Ouch my heart
Just broke into a million pieces
Getting rejected by the four husbandos really hurt
zhongli, the man that need your mora.
It's the truth.
Zhongli the broke god of currency
0:26
Theres an extra.Childe is blushing so much and the chat saying "simp"
No ones ever said I had talent before.... :" )
damn those four knows how to treat girls
Zhongli :
Just ignores his son for his sugar daddy
Damn, just got roasted 4 times.
Zhongli thought 🤣
0:26 This Was From A Fanfic I Read I Think.
Zhongli is purposely getting people to pay with him because he can always make mora
1:09 LMAO THAT GOT ME HARF
Diluc too straight-foward but in brutal way😂😂🤣
The fact that zongli is the god who created mora✋😂
I can’t get over it✋😂
Childe:"I'm simply allergic to you."
Me:i dont like you anyways