Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 5)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @indrektapalt3252
    @indrektapalt3252 4 года назад +5629

    people dont understand that Negev thing when he threw it over the fence.. at that time the negev didnt cost 1700$ ... it costed about 5700$

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 4 года назад +365

      legit? jesus christ thats expensive af

    • @Sheepyx
      @Sheepyx 4 года назад +707

      @@animeandshenanigans yeah but it was kinda overpowered, it was a completely different gun compared to today

    • @vxtyazaliazy9573
      @vxtyazaliazy9573 4 года назад +179

      Wait a minute since when did Negev turned into 1700?

    • @indrektapalt3252
      @indrektapalt3252 4 года назад +118

      Vxtyaz Aliazy prob like 2 yrs ago or something like that

    • @Joghurt2499
      @Joghurt2499 4 года назад +55

      @@indrektapalt3252 fuck that was two years ago?

  • @Ash_33er
    @Ash_33er 4 года назад +5340

    1:34 here's a heart melt button

  • @falcone7908
    @falcone7908 7 лет назад +3501

    I've just watched whole 4 episodes + this one just to hear Cake say "hello".
    And then my boss says I'm not devoted to anything.

  • @tatianaraglmar5912
    @tatianaraglmar5912 5 лет назад +18674

    Everyone melts when cake speaks
    Me: Who's cake?
    Cake: helllooooo
    Me: *melts*

    • @funkagames7518
      @funkagames7518 5 лет назад +397

      Your not alone

    • @sirrezyl176
      @sirrezyl176 5 лет назад +782

      "How can be someone so cute?" Was the best response

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 5 лет назад +58

      @@blitzcon9088 nein

    • @Herweins
      @Herweins 5 лет назад +79

      @@blitzcon9088 r/cursedcomment

    • @darkguy347
      @darkguy347 5 лет назад +15

      This time ive just saying: uh... ive almost melt but... this isnt cute enough to make me melt

  • @mugdhagomes3861
    @mugdhagomes3861 7 лет назад +14798

    I'm starting to assume that cake is the reason why this video has over 11m views

    • @insaneghost2818
      @insaneghost2818 6 лет назад +806

      and you are correct

    • @lamppz
      @lamppz 6 лет назад +103

      very much so I'm here from an app what does that say

    • @inesmendiola723
      @inesmendiola723 6 лет назад +47

      DrjayPlays is it ifunny my brother 👌 we both followed the way here through the comment section

    • @lobot4780
      @lobot4780 6 лет назад +17

      Hey I’m also from iFunny. Same username and pfp

    • @Potato-ey5hj
      @Potato-ey5hj 6 лет назад +55

      Cake have a actual youtube?

  • @TheLivingTombstone
    @TheLivingTombstone 8 лет назад +4483

    5:50 Wow Nep, great moves, keep it up, proud of you

    • @ddGrandahl
      @ddGrandahl 8 лет назад +98

      papa bless.

    • @BodyDisposalable
      @BodyDisposalable 8 лет назад +29

      +Papa Emeritus II GONE SEEEEXXXXUUUAALLLL!!!!!! 2016

    • @R3DX_EXE
      @R3DX_EXE 8 лет назад +45

      Holy shit TLT watch this awesome

    • @Aki-th9su
      @Aki-th9su 6 лет назад +6

      hey i think if cyanide read what you said, he would lose his shit

    • @ghostytrickster2119
      @ghostytrickster2119 6 лет назад +4

      F*** you doing here

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +4169

    So..."Cake" quickly got herself noticed on the ZF servers due to her extremely soft-spoken voice. Zeis took her "helllooo" (1:32)and turned it into a Twitch notification. So when someone hosts him, and he gets lots of new followers simultaneously, Cake's voice starts spamming hello a hundred times a minute and "sounds like a pixie on acid".
    She's also pretty good at singing - ruclips.net/video/66mkIT0cJu0/видео.html

    • @rushork4103
      @rushork4103 8 лет назад +16

      +SovietWomble nice mem3

    • @SerratorX15
      @SerratorX15 8 лет назад +7

      +SovietWomble YO YOU'RE BACK DUDE!!!! EPIC :D

    • @alvintollah
      @alvintollah 8 лет назад +57

      Now that you said it, womble, you HAVE to post that as a ringtone, so I can download it.

    • @flaccreal
      @flaccreal 8 лет назад +2

      Fucking brilliant

    • @HochfelsKrieger
      @HochfelsKrieger 8 лет назад +2

      +SovietWomble nice work, thx for what you are doing :)

  • @greenthatsit1808
    @greenthatsit1808 5 лет назад +8775

    “Hi cake”
    “Hey cake”
    “Hellooooo”
    Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

    • @ezesnack659
      @ezesnack659 5 лет назад +124

      Cuteness is my one and only weakness

    • @WengusJr
      @WengusJr 5 лет назад +20

      Does cake have a RUclips?

    • @Tidusjames
      @Tidusjames 5 лет назад +32

      @@WengusJr ruclips.net/channel/UCc8vuiTJ2-2Wr0CB2MUSH4g Helena Cakes youtube channel

    • @sigg8614
      @sigg8614 5 лет назад +54

      Just a shortcut: 1:32

    • @chattur8173
      @chattur8173 4 года назад +7

      Yes, I watched the video too.

  • @Chezboii
    @Chezboii 5 лет назад +8053

    1:11
    "Why do i suck so much today?"
    "No one... no one's gonna jump on that?"
    And no one jumped. But i did, my friend. I did.

  • @themainman2827
    @themainman2827 5 лет назад +4273

    - English is not my first lenguage okay?
    - Youre american.
    - Exactly.

    • @jettdominick3878
      @jettdominick3878 4 года назад +113

      Here we speak AMERICAN

    • @kaiceecrane3884
      @kaiceecrane3884 4 года назад +60

      Having American citizenship is no barring on what your first language is

    • @kaiceecrane3884
      @kaiceecrane3884 4 года назад +36

      @@ThomasMatlock so no person borm without American citizenship can become an American? No one could come from a bilingual family and not learn english first? Dumb ass

    • @404Dannyboy
      @404Dannyboy 4 года назад +56

      About 1/5th of American citizens don't speak English as their mother tongue. Country of immigrants and all that.

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 года назад +1

      That’s right

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio 7 лет назад +3847

    "Everyone just melts every time Cake speaks."
    "Hey, Cake!"
    "Hello Cake!"
    *an angel decends from heaven*
    "Hellooo!"
    *the entire world is overcome by such intense levels of cuteness that we all simultaneously say*
    "AWWHHHH"
    *straight german woman almost in tears from the cuteness*
    "How can be someone so cute?!"
    That is the day that Cake stole our hearts with a single word. (She's also the only reason I continue to come back to this specific video)

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 года назад +819

    1:34
    Cake sounds like a Mine Turtle, so after she said "Hello" i was expecting an Explosion.

  • @rekka6366
    @rekka6366 8 лет назад +4076

    We need more cake.

  • @nissanpacific9793
    @nissanpacific9793 8 лет назад +8545

    I wish I had friends

    • @youknow1000
      @youknow1000 8 лет назад +245

      same

    • @nuuttisalonen4477
      @nuuttisalonen4477 7 лет назад +158

      NissanPacific you can wish everything but you dont always get everything

    • @shadmandem918
      @shadmandem918 7 лет назад +237

      Let's all be friends and eat tacos together.

    • @bjornlarsson3047
      @bjornlarsson3047 7 лет назад +55

      Hyper Memes
      Can you be my friend?

    • @TheDeadRadioKing
      @TheDeadRadioKing 7 лет назад +83

      NissanPacific I've never had a taco..

  • @aidan6620
    @aidan6620 4 года назад +712

    I don’t know who cake is but we need more of her

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 года назад +33

      I actually wonder what she's doing now since this was way back in 2016

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 года назад

      Nicolas A. Twitch

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 4 года назад +2

      @@chicken8664 what’s her channel called?

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 года назад +32

      @@gary4014 YT channel is called “Helena Cakes”

    • @dasilaxi
      @dasilaxi 3 года назад +3

      @@chicken8664 Thank you

  • @thenoblegamer254
    @thenoblegamer254 5 лет назад +164

    5:17 'SovietWomble torched 2 players with fire, they don't mention those 2 players are FUCKING OURS!.' One of my favourite moments.

  • @nEiKKah
    @nEiKKah 7 лет назад +576

    If the way Cake said "hello" didn't make you replay it at least 3 times, you have no soul

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 6 лет назад +11

      Dude I replay the entire series.
      Too many good moments

    • @jeshdeboi5947
      @jeshdeboi5947 6 лет назад +4

      I don’t think I have a soul then

    • @crabking9223
      @crabking9223 2 года назад +1

      That is why i have no fear

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian 2 года назад

      I skipped it :troll:

    • @Glitchoone
      @Glitchoone Год назад +1

      I have no soul

  • @DarkMario26
    @DarkMario26 8 лет назад +2173

    1:35 That was the cutest hello I've ever heard!

    • @thethunderspirt87
      @thethunderspirt87 8 лет назад +206

      DarkMario she's a precious cinnamon roll that needs to be protect

    • @theirishrave6448
      @theirishrave6448 8 лет назад +147

      God save us all when those idiots find a way to weaponize that cuteness...

    • @VAPEBOYインターネットの-q4g
      @VAPEBOYインターネットの-q4g 8 лет назад +122

      you gotta admit they all sounded like the seagulls from nemo when they all said aww

    • @DarkMario26
      @DarkMario26 8 лет назад +25

      VAPEBOY//インターネットの Oh god they do... But I can't blame them. I'd do it too.

    • @davidluna48
      @davidluna48 8 лет назад +66

      DarkMario she has a RUclips channel its: Helena cake

  • @SaxophoneLover12
    @SaxophoneLover12 5 лет назад +8209

    This randomly popped up on my feed and I don't even know what game it is but now I understand why some gamers are really close as friends. This honestly was just hilarious and amazing to watch
    Comment edit because I posted it below and didn't put it up here:
    Damn I forgot I wrote this comment lol, thanks to everyone who realized I was just trying to be nice and not toxic! Still haven't tried the game due to school and such, but quarantine and the replies to this comment are probably gonna get me to play it, I'll update you all when I do! Thanks again to all the people out there who understand~
    Also, the war I started in the comments is fucking hilarious and I can't believe how much this blew up lmao

    • @naturegirl2110
      @naturegirl2110 5 лет назад +29

      Same I wanna know what game it is

    • @nosoyporta
      @nosoyporta 5 лет назад +374

      @@naturegirl2110 Counter strike Global Offensive, it says on the title of the video

    • @S0RGEx
      @S0RGEx 5 лет назад +315

      Definitely just go down the line and watch the rest of the Bullshitteries if you haven't already, they're all fucking hilarious.

    • @_cam-
      @_cam- 5 лет назад +33

      CS:GO is super fun

    • @maxnomistakes7885
      @maxnomistakes7885 5 лет назад +13

      Women can *think* they said.

  • @destendgem
    @destendgem 4 года назад +189

    0:24 Honestly, the biggest mistake here wasn't not seeing the guy. It was that WOMBLE was going to throw the flashbang. You know that would've gone wrong.

  • @defestorvortex5457
    @defestorvortex5457 7 лет назад +115

    At 6:08, I just absolutely LOVE how Cyanide is like "Thank you so much" to a rage quit, a dramatic transaction

  • @alexthelion5630
    @alexthelion5630 8 лет назад +3186

    Jesus Christ cake sounds so cute

    • @yehs.6245
      @yehs.6245 8 лет назад +56

      ikr

    • @sharpkitsune5183
      @sharpkitsune5183 8 лет назад +140

      Kawaii personified

    • @lubiepiwo3196
      @lubiepiwo3196 8 лет назад +54

      Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @superhans7532
      @superhans7532 8 лет назад +196

      How can be someone so cute?

    • @joshuabroweleit3109
      @joshuabroweleit3109 8 лет назад +9

      she used to make RotMG videos back in the day... first time I've seen stuff from her in 2 years maybe?

  • @CrossKaizer17
    @CrossKaizer17 8 лет назад +3727

    How many times do you guys listen to cake saying "hello", I lost track already

  • @custom165
    @custom165 2 года назад +43

    Remember these days boys? Thank you for being there all of you. Amazing times

  • @Aaron-ne4kr
    @Aaron-ne4kr 8 лет назад +1179

    Can it just be said that Nep's voice is wonderful? Cake sounds adorable, but holy crap Nep's voice is like ear candy.

    • @BrendanLloyd
      @BrendanLloyd 8 лет назад +45

      Ikr everyone talking about cake but Nep Ooo

    • @kathucz
      @kathucz 8 лет назад +10

      so im the only one who dont like it?

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 8 лет назад +73

      Cats turn you on? That's wrong m8

    • @z34lewis
      @z34lewis 8 лет назад +1

      Sk0lzkiy there's nothing wrong with cats

    • @sbeanlazeen
      @sbeanlazeen 8 лет назад +14

      edgy..

  • @jude_the_apostle
    @jude_the_apostle 8 лет назад +161

    "You can peek at my banana... no no no" best shit I've seen all year.

  • @growtubers9878
    @growtubers9878 8 лет назад +1611

    I repeated the cake scene many times sooo cuttteee

    • @XWRobertWX
      @XWRobertWX 8 лет назад +2

      +GrowTubers me 2 :D

    • @yldkity1958
      @yldkity1958 8 лет назад +20

      don't think she's cute HUAHAUAHAHAHAHAUAHAHEUWNAISJCNWISHSJWNDN
      I'm dead
      increasing the drama of the comment
      ...

    • @HeyItsGolden
      @HeyItsGolden 8 лет назад

      +yldkity I can't click the expand button on your last comment :/ mobile devices

    • @chris6549
      @chris6549 6 лет назад

      SAME

    • @deeznutz5310
      @deeznutz5310 6 лет назад +18

      Ender Rides I just want a cake compilation

  • @Hiddenus1
    @Hiddenus1 3 года назад +182

    "English is not my first language okay?"
    "You're American."
    Which clearly means his first language is sarcasm. He didn't lie.

  • @SkittlesSkittles.
    @SkittlesSkittles. 5 лет назад +1240

    5:40 thumbnail context
    5:45 Exact thumbnail part

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 лет назад +10

      Correct, but why is that important?

    • @SkittlesSkittles.
      @SkittlesSkittles. 5 лет назад +43

      9nikolai because that's what 50% of the viewers came for, as we can see at least 125 people were happy with finding my comment for a reason.
      >edited bc my dumb ass put a period instead of a space lol.

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 лет назад +14

      ​@@SkittlesSkittles.While I do appreciate the accuracy with your comment and your statistical reply, one should not encourage the skipping of such rare videos of quality. The thumbnail is accurate and not purely for baiting, and therefore, the video deserves viewers, and the viewers deserve the view.
      I refuse to believe that 50% of the viewers only watched this astounding video to find a single frame, and I presume that at least some of those 126 people liked your comment of other reasons, like perhaps your accuracy and structure, which is just as rare to find as a well-edited video.
      I hope you use your skills of frame-finding on videos where you are needed, and that you don't waste time on videos that deserve all the attention and views it can get.

    • @SkittlesSkittles.
      @SkittlesSkittles. 5 лет назад +6

      9nikolai while I understand your point, however you're holding this video/channel on a pedestal. It's not a rare thing to find good videos with good quality etc. Just negatives are more observable the positives, they stick out more.
      The video deserves the views it gets, what parts the viewers want to view is completely up to each individual, the channel/video's quality/quantity is irrelevant when it comes to what each individual wants to do.
      Bc that's kinda like saying: because this doughnut shop has great quality doughnuts and good quality doughnuts are rare, every customer should get one of each doughnut instead of just the ones they prefer/like the best.
      Idk if actually 50% did or not just a guesstimate.
      No hate to you at all, we just have different views

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 лет назад +3

      @@SkittlesSkittles. It seems you've grown inaccurate. That metaphor doesn't fit very well. What your "doughnut shop" metaphor would imply that what I'm saying is that just because someone likes one video, they should watch them all, but that's not what I'm saying.
      I would prefer the metaphor to be somewhere along the lines of this:
      Because this doughnut shop has great quality doughnuts and good quality doughnuts are rare, those who buy a doughnut should eat the whole doughnut, and not just take a bite of the first part of it that they see and proceed to throw away the rest.
      If they do like the whole doughnut, they may come around and get some more doughnuts, but they are obviously not required to buy them all.
      They may subscribe to know when they have new doughnuts in store, but that doesn't mean they have to eat the whole bunch, much less like them all.
      And if they don't like the first few bites they take of a doughnut, they may throw it away if they must, but that doesn't mean all the other doughnuts are just as bad or just as good, so they should feel free to try another.
      Though, if they're unlucky, and the first few doughnuts they taste are below adequate, one shouldn't blame them if they decide to never go to that specific doughnut store again.
      Sure, 50% of the buyers may prefer the glazing, and 126 people may well have pleasure in seeing someone point out what part in which doughnut is the part you will see in the menus, but that doesn't necessarily mean the rest of the doughnut isn't worth a taste.
      I know some doughnut stores only care about the signs on the menus, and never make the rest of the doughnut acceptable.
      And I know that some people like going to those doughnut stores only to take a small bite of the minuscule part of the doughnut that the store actually makes alright, but that doesn't mean all other doughnut stores should have a label on where exactly their pictures were taken and what side of the doughnut was shown.
      You had a good point at the start of your second reply, though. However, let me give you a tiny little tip of the day: Never, and I mean never, make a metaphor without thinking thoroughly about it.

  • @katemartin7961
    @katemartin7961 7 лет назад +1718

    1:36
    1:36
    1:36
    1:36
    REPLAYS FOR THE CUTEST HELLOS INTHE UNIVERSE!

    • @westwardacorn0291
      @westwardacorn0291 7 лет назад +3

      Y

    • @NeopolitanOW
      @NeopolitanOW 7 лет назад +57

      Kate Martin 1:35

    • @DupeyDonuts
      @DupeyDonuts 6 лет назад +72

      Kate Martin I laugh every time i hear the collective, “AWWWEEE!”

    • @Eatmytittys
      @Eatmytittys 6 лет назад +16

      Kate Martin MAN I HAD TO FIND THE VIDEO TO SEE WHO THAT WAS 😩😩

    • @jroam1392
      @jroam1392 6 лет назад +4

      Kate Martin who is she?

  • @nibblesowo
    @nibblesowo 7 лет назад +166

    5:51 Nep's little jig while two twats discuss cars fucking kills me

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 5 лет назад +82

    “Soviet Womble torched two players with fire.”
    “They don’t mention that those two players *are fucking OURS”*

  • @LucianTheLion
    @LucianTheLion 8 лет назад +484

    Nobody gonna mention the nep dance?

    • @blau.specht
      @blau.specht 8 лет назад +107

      It was somehow smooth as fuck, I liked it ^^

    • @sangamgrg80
      @sangamgrg80 8 лет назад +13

      technofreakPR Ikr haha. I was like Wtf xD shit looked so smooth.

    • @midnightproductions3442
      @midnightproductions3442 8 лет назад +3

      Lucian Walker The nep dance? Time stamp?

    • @ThatSnarkyHunter
      @ThatSnarkyHunter 8 лет назад +17

      5:50

    • @gabrocki
      @gabrocki 7 лет назад +23

      Thanks for mentioning it, I didn't even notice at first. I was paying too much attention to the car-talk lol

  • @brandonrandonandon
    @brandonrandonandon 8 лет назад +3623

    is nobody gonna mention the "how can be someone so cute"

    • @thealivec4t
      @thealivec4t 8 лет назад +227

      +Brandon Kang THANK YOU lmfao i was like holy shit she forgot how to speak english because cake's voice is so cute!

    • @Zeynepx
      @Zeynepx 8 лет назад +412

      +AliveC4t I AM ONLY HUMAN
      with bad skillevel of english

    • @thealivec4t
      @thealivec4t 8 лет назад +8

      Zeynep lmaooo it's okay, i understand hahaha

    • @---Fred---
      @---Fred--- 8 лет назад +115

      +Brandon Kang i melted at the Helloooo, but even more at the "how can be someone so cute"

    • @snaq6645
      @snaq6645 8 лет назад +16

      +Zeynep my english is crap too
      dafür kann man leute auf deutsch beleidigen die es nich bemerken :D

  • @b0nescsgo
    @b0nescsgo 8 лет назад +327

    why can't cyanide have a youtube channel he's hilarious.

    • @NorwayVFX
      @NorwayVFX 8 лет назад +90

      +b0nes He does but he is too lazy too make videos

    • @b0nescsgo
      @b0nescsgo 8 лет назад +7

      Rip

    • @yanke3564
      @yanke3564 8 лет назад

      +NorwayVFX what is it

    • @inermoen
      @inermoen 8 лет назад +1

      +Dingy224 cyanideplaysgames is his twitch so

    • @turbopotato4575
      @turbopotato4575 8 лет назад

      ikr hes funnier than the rest of them combined

  • @xicarmine2701
    @xicarmine2701 5 лет назад +535

    "you're an absolute disgrace!"
    "hang on I'm trying to squeeze the last bit out..."
    *NOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @spaghettivevo9759
    @spaghettivevo9759 8 лет назад +227

    The Nep Dance was the best part.

  • @Reskamo314
    @Reskamo314 7 лет назад +174

    The scene starting at 2:35 is probably my favourite of all CS:GO Bullahittery

    • @ethan7177
      @ethan7177 6 лет назад +3

      "Bullshittery"

    • @peterhill7769
      @peterhill7769 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t think Cyanide knows what the nice guys reddit threat is

    • @shippy5338
      @shippy5338 2 года назад +2

      I was crying

  • @camyron
    @camyron 5 лет назад +753

    "you are making this a hostile workplace"
    How did no-one make the joke that it's probably the other team making it a hostile workplace?!

    • @LastDragoon-wi7zo
      @LastDragoon-wi7zo 5 лет назад +1

      4 months and you still have no answers

    • @DRWNGamer6915
      @DRWNGamer6915 5 лет назад +1

      @@LastDragoon-wi7zo make it 5 😂

    • @itoastpotatoes399
      @itoastpotatoes399 5 лет назад +1

      @@DRWNGamer6915 7

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 5 лет назад

      Let's make it reach 1 year

    • @tuyiren781
      @tuyiren781 4 года назад +15

      Sorry after reading your comment like 3 times I still do not find it funny...

  • @jeremyloven3175
    @jeremyloven3175 5 лет назад +4977

    0:54 "this was live in front of 1000+ people"
    2019 : 19M views.
    ( EDIT ) : Thanks for the likes guys have a great day!

  • @mojimojimojimojimoji
    @mojimojimojimojimoji 7 лет назад +30

    the only series in youtube that i can watch over and over again

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 6 лет назад +1452

    Nep is actually kinda cute when she's pissed xD

  • @cryoon_520
    @cryoon_520 6 лет назад +1378

    1:35 I JUST MELTING💜
    "How can be someone so cute?" SO CUTE YOU CAN'T SPEAK PROPERLY FROM THE FLUFFINESS!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ICantThinkOfANameB
    @ICantThinkOfANameB 4 года назад +37

    3:00 “You last all about 7 seconds.” That’s a personal best for Cy! 🤣🤣

  • @albertohinojosa1842
    @albertohinojosa1842 8 лет назад +67

    When Cake said Hello, I dead-ass died

  • @Tyus_
    @Tyus_ 8 лет назад +33

    This video just randomly popped up on my suggested video list and I though why not? I can honestly say I've never laughed so hard at a csgo video. Definitely subbing.

    • @yehs.6245
      @yehs.6245 8 лет назад

      No Ragrets.

    • @180Even
      @180Even 8 лет назад

      +javier undikai fuck off javier

    • @yehs.6245
      @yehs.6245 8 лет назад

      ItsLainy lol?

    • @Thretch
      @Thretch 8 лет назад

      +Delivery God Yato fat

    • @gam3rd719
      @gam3rd719 8 лет назад

      +Santo29200 gay

  • @inesmendiola723
    @inesmendiola723 6 лет назад +684

    WHO IS CAKE I HAVE TO KNOW!!? WE NEED TO KNOW THE PERSON BEHIND THE VIOCE!!

    • @usamaasif8366
      @usamaasif8366 6 лет назад +189

      Captain here:she has a channel here on RUclips...search Helena Cake.....**flying away to heaven where there is only cake's voice.

    • @fajaha-ul4gz
      @fajaha-ul4gz 6 лет назад +27

      Usama Asif you are our savior

    • @zippie-tea6726
      @zippie-tea6726 5 лет назад +5

      Usama Asif thank youuuuuu I can here more of the child voice of cutnessssd

    • @Om_epann
      @Om_epann 5 лет назад +2

      @@usamaasif8366 hero is not always wearing a cap

    • @zheeso4705
      @zheeso4705 5 лет назад +1

      *FBI Open up!*

  • @DannyMXR27
    @DannyMXR27 5 лет назад +79

    5:50 the nep dance is so distracting!

  • @midnight_matter8707
    @midnight_matter8707 8 лет назад +47

    3:50
    Did anyone else hear Edberg say "It doesn't really matter, your always full of sh!t!"

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 8 лет назад +84

    watching these bullshittery is so refreshing. I missed watching Womble's vids

  • @tomj.9974
    @tomj.9974 6 лет назад +1421

    1:32 fuuuuuuuck.... She is cute... A f

    • @pixel6173
      @pixel6173 5 лет назад +57

      Only her voice though.

    • @dapersona8086
      @dapersona8086 5 лет назад +105

      @@nota6586 but she's an adult..

    • @nota6586
      @nota6586 5 лет назад +4

      I don't care about your opinion you have a point.

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 5 лет назад +4

      Are you guys being serious bullshitting on other's comment that is 8 month ago?

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 лет назад +45

      @@lem2004 You speak as if the poster of the comment is dead.

  • @Mr..Milkshake
    @Mr..Milkshake 4 года назад +8

    Cake's "hello" is my notification tone for couple of years and I never get tired of it.

  • @naimmain6720
    @naimmain6720 8 лет назад +52

    Nep's dance is the cutest thing ever

  • @Dashesbe
    @Dashesbe 7 лет назад +485

    still watching this vid a year after just to ear cake's voice... xD

    • @Nathan-my3jm
      @Nathan-my3jm 6 лет назад

      Dashesbe Me too

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 6 лет назад +19

      Why don't you just go to her youtube channel, there you can hear her sing.
      ruclips.net/channel/UCc8vuiTJ2-2Wr0CB2MUSH4g

    • @dastomde1529
      @dastomde1529 6 лет назад

      Xd

    • @tiberiumcapoo5093
      @tiberiumcapoo5093 6 лет назад +1

      @@sd501st5 You the real MVP :')

    • @ezesnack659
      @ezesnack659 6 лет назад

      Same here

  • @ckatzell
    @ckatzell 8 лет назад +123

    1:32 for anyone that wants to hear cake

  • @kremitthegorilla914
    @kremitthegorilla914 4 года назад +23

    The end of every CS bullshittery video
    -Womble gets promoted to a better rank and he doesn’t know
    -Edberg and Cy rage
    -Gambits drunk
    -Nep is “stretching”
    -Quebec has a sexy voice as always
    -Moogle.... I don’t know what moogle does

  • @coolfulldowns
    @coolfulldowns 8 лет назад +51

    Nep raging is maybe cuter than Cake saying hello

    • @fipso12
      @fipso12 8 лет назад +13

      +shiro yeah nep is cute in any situation tho.. this video lacked her "stretching" tho

    • @fgsdhdfgjfyhsg
      @fgsdhdfgjfyhsg 8 лет назад

      nep's voice pisses me off

    • @lucawolf5600
      @lucawolf5600 8 лет назад +5

      Nep stretching is sexy as shit

    • @fipso12
      @fipso12 8 лет назад +1

      Luca Wolf neps voice in general is sexy as shit

  • @sumguy01
    @sumguy01 4 года назад +80

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that 23 million people have heard Cyanide pee at this point?

  • @adamjohnson2963
    @adamjohnson2963 8 лет назад +88

    i demand more cake.

  • @ronitsinghrawat3202
    @ronitsinghrawat3202 4 года назад +12

    I keep coming back to this every couple of months idk whyy

  • @ScottCyclops
    @ScottCyclops 8 лет назад +398

    Strangely the only female voices im attracted to are Nep and Kiwo.
    Why do i do this.

    • @nathandreoni
      @nathandreoni 8 лет назад +65

      nep voice is rly hot imo

    • @Far1988
      @Far1988 8 лет назад +145

      Yeah... Her "voice"... Not her "stretching" :D Just her "voice" :P

    • @thunderstruck7691
      @thunderstruck7691 8 лет назад +24

      NepGasm

    • @jonipihvi
      @jonipihvi 8 лет назад +2

      is it creepy if im gonna say "same"? because same

    • @Eren-yo6xt
      @Eren-yo6xt 8 лет назад +3

      real names?

  • @Hjerez17
    @Hjerez17 8 лет назад +18

    Her little "hello" is so god damn adorable holy crap

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 7 лет назад +719

    "English is not my first language, okay?"
    "You're American"
    Indeed, his first language is American. A very simplified version of English.

  • @JillTheReaper
    @JillTheReaper 2 года назад +5

    Every other month I visit all of these videos just to get a good laugh, man this is timeless

  • @goldenmrb00m85
    @goldenmrb00m85 7 лет назад +589

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww plz more cake plzzzzzzzz😭

  • @maja524
    @maja524 7 лет назад +194

    1:32 BEST PART
    ADORABLE CAKE

  • @warhawk4431
    @warhawk4431 8 лет назад +39

    Cake's "hellooo" and Nep Dance are probably the highlights of this video

    • @SassyRiolu
      @SassyRiolu 8 лет назад

      icon link. nuf said

    • @kibberkobber
      @kibberkobber 8 лет назад

      That Gardevoir is a little more than flustered...

  • @thesilliestbilly06
    @thesilliestbilly06 4 года назад +46

    1:35 my whole body melted. I have obtained puddle form

  • @ammar6616
    @ammar6616 8 лет назад +9

    Wow watching this.for the 50th time still tends to make me laugh

  • @towhidhassan8629
    @towhidhassan8629 7 лет назад +871

    "You can peek at my banana" I died x''D

  • @5olace
    @5olace 7 лет назад +1583

    5:50 nep dance had me dead!😂😂

  • @jordanbryan2612
    @jordanbryan2612 Год назад +9

    7 years in and cyanide pissing on stream is tame

  • @ryant3541
    @ryant3541 8 лет назад +1487

    ""Soviet Wimbledon torched 2 players with fire" they don't mention those players are fucking ours!"

  • @Kwushi
    @Kwushi 8 лет назад +16

    keep this series going, this is epic

  • @bvanderhijden1465
    @bvanderhijden1465 7 лет назад +628

    *Nep Dance*

  • @MurrayHendersonDool
    @MurrayHendersonDool 5 лет назад +134

    At this point I might aswell memorize the whole comment section because I keep coming back to this bullshitery series

  • @PhotoSchnipp13
    @PhotoSchnipp13 8 лет назад +14

    'Why are we blowing up a fountain full of fish?' Blatantly ignores the crates full of weaponry and the rocket racks...

  • @spundermNg
    @spundermNg 7 лет назад +1686

    "so I'm going to rebrand myself as the nice guy.."
    "I good now, I good I good"
    "I'm peeking banana 🍌.."
    Two seconds later...
    "Can peek at my banana any... No... No.. No..."
    That just burst the shit out of me... ROFL🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ItsStained
      @ItsStained 6 лет назад +1

      Adiib Zaili same

    • @deathfriend1613
      @deathfriend1613 6 лет назад +13

      Need more toilet paper?

    • @oguzyildirim1588
      @oguzyildirim1588 6 лет назад +41

      Thanks for writing down exactly what it says in the video because we are fucking idiots and we wouldn't be able to understand without your context

    • @spundermNg
      @spundermNg 6 лет назад +6

      Oğuz YILDIRIM no problem bruh

    • @spundermNg
      @spundermNg 6 лет назад

      Death Friend nah I think he's okay hahaha

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude
    @ItsDaKoolaidDude 6 лет назад +321

    6:12
    Top 10 Anime Betrayals

    • @bobzenks293
      @bobzenks293 5 лет назад

      LOOOLLL

    • @laufeyisgood
      @laufeyisgood 5 лет назад

      ItsDaKoolaidDude i’m just a fan of sovietwomble’s streams...and i dont know how to play cs:go what happened at 6:12 exactly? Thank you 😊

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 5 лет назад +15

      @@laufeyisgood Basically, Cyanide had died during the match and dropped his Negev. He asked Sheep, one of his surviving teammates to pick it up. When he did so, Cyanide started thanking Sheep, before Sheep threw the Negev beyond the map, which caused Cyanide to rage quit.

    • @laufeyisgood
      @laufeyisgood 5 лет назад

      Sam Bridgers ohhh thank you!

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 5 лет назад

      @@laufeyisgood You're welcome.

  • @YazzFIoot
    @YazzFIoot 3 года назад +1

    This might be my favorite RUclips series of all time. I have watched these like 10 times each over the last few years and it does not get old

    • @lightning3686
      @lightning3686 3 месяца назад

      Just wanted to remind to watch soviet womble

  • @CellStudios55
    @CellStudios55 6 лет назад +68

    6:13 is amazing

  • @jazzyboy3742
    @jazzyboy3742 6 лет назад +191

    Now I see why the French Revolution happened...
    Because they want more CAKE!
    1:35

  • @ashworth614
    @ashworth614 8 лет назад +43

    I like how Nep has become one of the boys now and no longer has pink text.

    • @RedMarzu
      @RedMarzu 8 лет назад +18

      +tok716 After Cake? PFFT Everyone's a guy except for Cake.

    • @dyllanstark2179
      @dyllanstark2179 8 лет назад

      +RedMarz not true

    • @yooitsameee6355
      @yooitsameee6355 8 лет назад

      +RedMarz Cake is so cute, I'm melting right now

  • @Irvingstark
    @Irvingstark 5 лет назад +158

    Soviet: I'm a professional csgo player.
    *dies very early on*
    Cyanide: PrOFesSiONaL CsGO PlaYEr.
    Soviet: I never said I was any good!
    Me: *rewinds video to watch that part over* yep he's right.

    • @frozenfoxgames5300
      @frozenfoxgames5300 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, you don't have to be good at something to be a professional at it.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +1

      He plays CS:GO, than uploads it to RUclips, which is his profession and makes money off it. Therefore, he's professional CS:GO player.

  • @brendengilvear
    @brendengilvear 8 лет назад +8

    This is the first video I've ever seen of yours and it single handedly got my sub, so god damn funny and entertaining.

  • @Manly-Tears
    @Manly-Tears 6 лет назад +12

    2:48 "you're famous?" that punchline got me LOL

  • @LanceDragonov
    @LanceDragonov 8 лет назад +451

    I'm starting to see a trend with Womble's throwables...

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 8 лет назад +56

      Dat Insane Dude the legend says his flashbangs are still in orbit and his smokes created the clouds.

    • @teemo8318
      @teemo8318 8 лет назад +33

      His Flashbangs are the stars you see everyday in the night sky m8

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 7 лет назад +3

      The gas giant planets are caused by his flashbang smokes, aided by gravitational attraction of cosmic dust, and the nebulas are often dispersed flashbang smokes.

    • @borisrebic
      @borisrebic 7 лет назад +4

      The sun is all his fucking molotovs.

    • @lingxingching6549
      @lingxingching6549 7 лет назад +1

      The meteors are his nades...

  • @ashwindsouza606
    @ashwindsouza606 4 года назад +90

    I have ruined my own life. I've seen all his videos so many times, I can actually predict what anyone is going to say next.
    I actually make it worse everytime Soviet uploads another video, cuz then I go on a binge.

  • @ScarrCrow
    @ScarrCrow 8 лет назад +194

    1:35 Cake.

    • @bintangkriesna
      @bintangkriesna 8 лет назад +1

      +Carl Johnson is cake womble's girlfriend?

    • @omarziad1994
      @omarziad1994 8 лет назад +30

      +bintang kriesna How did you reach that amazing conclusion, Sherlock? Just because they're in the same video? Good work.

    • @gabb8748
      @gabb8748 8 лет назад +6

      +Omar Tarik He was just asking.. lol

    • @bintangkriesna
      @bintangkriesna 8 лет назад +1

      gaBB lol

    • @robcordemans5326
      @robcordemans5326 8 лет назад +7

      her Chanel is called Helena Cake btw

  • @carverjac107
    @carverjac107 7 лет назад +121

    1:34 oh just one more time 5 hours later just one more time

  • @antoniovittonel1815
    @antoniovittonel1815 7 лет назад +322

    6:06 best part

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 6 лет назад +2

      non CSGO-player here... I'm assuming that makes it despawn or something? why did he want him to pick it up in the first place?

    • @Johndoe-fr8pe
      @Johndoe-fr8pe 6 лет назад +13

      Antonio Vittonel I think you meant 1:34?

    • @unbearableaura6193
      @unbearableaura6193 6 лет назад +7

      SpaceMissile he wanted him to pick it up because he wanted womble to give it to him but instead he throws it outside the map where no one can get it

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 6 лет назад +3

      Lmao thanks; I got that part. My question was more like "why can't he just get one for himself?"
      Looks like there's a credit system, and you can buy guns in rounds. That's the part I wasn't understanding.

    • @templite2753
      @templite2753 6 лет назад +7

      UnbearableAura That wasn't Womble though, it was Sheep.

  • @shacharshilon5406
    @shacharshilon5406 4 года назад +34

    4:30 when edberg raged i almost peed my self xD

  • @haider14334
    @haider14334 5 лет назад +796

    Peeking banana ........ .
    You can peek at my banana any time 😂😂
    And that cake is more cuter than cute

  • @hiddenparadise7655
    @hiddenparadise7655 8 лет назад +20

    DUDE I JUST STARTED WATCHING YOU AND I LOVE YOU YOUR MY NEW FAVORITE RUclipsR!!!!!

  • @mrmaccy90
    @mrmaccy90 8 лет назад +13

    If this full time video making means more videos regularly then I'm ecstatic

  • @smileydoughnut555
    @smileydoughnut555 3 года назад +3

    I don't know why this particular episode is being recommended to me over and over. I watched it several times before.
    .
    .
    .
    Well, one more time won't hurt, I guess.

  • @XyTeRx
    @XyTeRx 7 лет назад +52

    Is it just me or does Cake sound like a female Mine turtle?

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 5 лет назад +245

    3:00 ...All Cyanide needed to say was "Name of Soviet's sextape." to win.

    • @ianwells2025
      @ianwells2025 5 лет назад +4

      Super_Skills_101 Gaming is this a 99 reference?

    • @ArginArgin
      @ArginArgin 4 года назад +2

      SuperSkills101 volume 4

    • @dudescrawny5859
      @dudescrawny5859 4 года назад

      @@ianwells2025 part four of this series actually. B99 was good though.

  • @stupidcomment4759
    @stupidcomment4759 5 лет назад +59

    Im rewatching this and I hope I get teammates like this just having fun and not taking the game seriously

    • @sadsalas9238
      @sadsalas9238 5 лет назад +2

      Me too. Random person. Me too.

    • @SteveSenar
      @SteveSenar 5 лет назад

      Me too... Me too...

    • @sabr1385
      @sabr1385 5 лет назад

      Mayuri

    • @cloudenthusiast6838
      @cloudenthusiast6838 5 лет назад

      ye when i take the game seriously i only end up rage quitting so i only play to have fun

  • @raykelly76
    @raykelly76 5 лет назад +15

    I love how this is one of the top results if you search German humor.