0:34 I dunno why but I always interpreted that line as Greg giving Rowley metaphorical ’noogies’, as in lecturing him instead of actually scrubbing his knuckles against his head.
Have you seen Modern "Art" yet?, not the actually good kinds of modern art with cool weird shapes to make a human or smth, those ppl who just pour a bucket of paint into a canvas and call it a day.
@@deleetiusproductions3497 but your honor according to Section 69420 AE, Trolling is an exception for the aforementioned crimes my client has done. Henceforth prosecution's apparent allegations are wrong.
When cornered by the authorities, Greg Heffley attempted to lie to them about his methamphetamine manufacturing operation by telling them it was quote: "A paper maché volcano for the school science fair project." Tell it to the judge, kid.
0:38 I think the Parental Advisory is simply “an advisory” for parents that a CD has explicit content, etc. I heard at some places that you do need to be a certain age to buy it. But hey, I hear parents let their kids watch South Park and play GTA, so what do I know? 🤷♂️
I know this reply is a year old, but funny enough the Parental Advisory label is completely optional, though some stores won't stock albums with strong language if they don't have the label on. There's even been instances in the past where the Parental Advisory label was on albums that didn't actually feature explicit language, some being from the now unused (as far as I'm aware) and rarer moderate language label.
Greg's problem is that he's dealing with peer pressure. Him bullying Rowley was very bad, the reasons he didn't apologizes to him because he believes cool kids don't need to apologize and he also believes apologizing will make him look weak in front of the cool kids and he'll never be popular.
Toviyaondo, I don't know if you've covered this but I found a harry potter reference in third wheel. Idk if it was on purpose or sm but on page 131 as Greg was looking for something to wear to school and looks through rodricks clothes,he finds a sweatshirt with a snake going through a skull . I found this as a reference to harry potter as the design is the same as the death eaters (Voldemorts followers) mark which is engraved on their wrist. Like I've said before idk if you've already covered this but it was cool to find
Lol all this time when Manny said, "bubby thowed wock at window" I thought greg threw a wok through the window(you know one of those cooking pots) rock makes much more sense though 😅
Okay some of them he mostly didn’t MEAN to happen Like the ROWLEY breaking toe, he didn’t mean to have it HAPPEN, it just thought it would hurt a bit because of the pillow cushioning the pain
Can you make a video on the reason why greg is mean to Rowley is because Rodrick is mean to him? In the first Rowley Book, Greg asked him a question: “are you embarrassed that you pooped In your diaper today?” Well in the do it yourself book, Rodrick asks the same question.
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I think we need to talk about the parents because THEY are most of the reason why Greg and Manny act like this.
I agree.
Yup, Susan is a Karen, not to mention a hypocrite. Frank is a neglectful father.
@LilleEmma Rodrick just became an indifferent punk, probably helps with blocking out his parent's bs
How tf did rodrick turn out oksy
I’ll tell you why. NO. DISCIPLINE.
I find it hard to believe that in the later books, the Heffley's would really take things up a larger notch
It's just Kinney jumping the shark.
@@KylesDigitalLab sounds about right
@@linkganonslayer000 The series started to go downhill when they introduced the pig.
Greg was supposed to be a likable asshole, but rowley’s diary didn’t understand that
Yeah he's so mean in that book because we see things from Rowley eyes
0:34 I dunno why but I always interpreted that line as Greg giving Rowley metaphorical ’noogies’, as in lecturing him instead of actually scrubbing his knuckles against his head.
Most of these aren’t really crimes but wrong doings and a lot of them are accidental or unintentional not deliberate. Also do one for Rodrick.
Yesss I want him to do one for Rodrick lol
Exactly. Listening to music meant for adults won’t put you into jail. That’s stupid
@@Yourlocalbacterium Uh
I t h I n k I t s a j o k e
Uh, don’t care
I was about to say I’m pretty sure it’s not a crime to swear in church, at least not where I’m from
Someone go get this guy a world record for most Wimpy Kid videos posted on a RUclips channel.
27 in less then a month
That would make him more of a star than Greg
You are wrong the real one is crowranaburger
@@Tyler_stuff8970 I never liked you in TDI or in TDWT.
@@toviyaondo the disrespect 🥶
I can't see another person other than Tov call Manny's snowman *a work of art*
It was pretty cute tho ngl
Have you seen Modern "Art" yet?, not the actually good kinds of modern art with cool weird shapes to make a human or smth, those ppl who just pour a bucket of paint into a canvas and call it a day.
@@Retribution5618 how dare you say that psychopath's art is cute
"He also tends to get very physical with his friend, Rowley"
Toviyando, 2022
XD
What kind of physical 🤨
@@MisterMuffinut the beating up kind. Usually physical means violemt
@@reptile1687 r/woosh
@@itzolive3738 wow, your aim is terrible
Greg has committed more criminal offenses than some actual villains.
When I see the title: wait WHAT
0:56
I am no expert, but laughing so hard that apple juice flies out your nose in a car isn’t really going to KILL someone
foreign liquid in your nose can cause a sinus infection to occur if bacteria is present, though it's not really deadly.... unless you want it to be
Don’t forget he pulled a fire alarm
your honour, most of these can be classified as simply doing a little trolling
bettercallsaulmoment825
OBJECTION!
He has still violated the law! He is guilty!
@@deleetiusproductions3497 but your honor according to Section 69420 AE, Trolling is an exception for the aforementioned crimes my client has done. Henceforth prosecution's apparent allegations are wrong.
@@muffyxmind OBJECTION! BULLSHIT!
_slams head against the wall_
Big floppa
Also, in Wrecking Ball, he tried to pass off a broken umbrella and what looks like a soap bar and sunscreen as "rare items."
Ever think about the fact that when Greg becomes popular he's just gonna hand out these diaries to the press in an act of avoiding them?
When cornered by the authorities, Greg Heffley attempted to lie to them about his methamphetamine manufacturing operation by telling them it was quote: "A paper maché volcano for the school science fair project." Tell it to the judge, kid.
0:38
I think the Parental Advisory is simply “an advisory” for parents that a CD has explicit content, etc. I heard at some places that you do need to be a certain age to buy it. But hey, I hear parents let their kids watch South Park and play GTA, so what do I know? 🤷♂️
I know this reply is a year old, but funny enough the Parental Advisory label is completely optional, though some stores won't stock albums with strong language if they don't have the label on. There's even been instances in the past where the Parental Advisory label was on albums that didn't actually feature explicit language, some being from the now unused (as far as I'm aware) and rarer moderate language label.
can we talk about how he wanted (and nearly) stalked someone house
Greg's problem is that he's dealing with peer pressure.
Him bullying Rowley was very bad, the reasons he didn't apologizes to him because he believes cool kids don't need to apologize and he also believes apologizing will make him look weak in front of the cool kids and he'll never be popular.
Greg isn't in a good environment. Whether he's at home or school.
@@redfatseal2407 Greg needs real positive people around him.
My man is about to get the electric chair😜😜😝😝😝😜😜
As for the jacket one, well, that one was more on the restaurant
Will you be able to cover the criminal records of Susan Heffely next?
Don’t forget that RODRICK is the one who shoved greg into the hallway while greg was only wearing underwear
I’m gonna assume that approximately 80% of people freaked out when you said the words “emotional damage”.
Next:
>Susan Criminal History
>Frank Criminal History
>Rodrick Criminal History
All the above
Rodrick doesn’t have a criminal record, he is the normal one in the family
Toviyaondo, I don't know if you've covered this but I found a harry potter reference in third wheel. Idk if it was on purpose or sm but on page 131 as Greg was looking for something to wear to school and looks through rodricks clothes,he finds a sweatshirt with a snake going through a skull . I found this as a reference to harry potter as the design is the same as the death eaters (Voldemorts followers) mark which is engraved on their wrist. Like I've said before idk if you've already covered this but it was cool to find
In Cabin Fever, he said he read a book about a boy with powers that goes to a special school. If that isn’t Harry Potter, then I don’t know what is.
Lol all this time when Manny said, "bubby thowed wock at window" I thought greg threw a wok through the window(you know one of those cooking pots) rock makes much more sense though 😅
2:15.
I don’t really think it’s fair to blame Greg for this as it was incidental
Yep, too bad frank thinks Greg did it on purpose
@@LegoReader12345hello you can’t really have your pants fall while your hanging onto a tree purposely
@@icel8828 those pants were too large for him, since he was borrowing one of Rodrick's
Also, he bit the dentist by accident.
@@svxd7369 that was less so, he was disobeying orders
0:48 HOW IS THAT ART!
You do realize that in the getaway Manny is the biggest reason why the heffleys are banned from the resort
Dude included vanity but forgot the B&E
@Crybabies Only The breaking and entering in the 9th book
The loaner jacket was from the restaurant so you can't blame Greg for the smell.
Okay some of them he mostly didn’t MEAN to happen
Like the ROWLEY breaking toe, he didn’t mean to have it HAPPEN, it just thought it would hurt a bit because of the pillow cushioning the pain
He still did it as a prank.
Greg is the main hero in all of the books.
What about his worst one where he went into the girls changing room in camouflage in an attempt to watch them change?
That never happened. It was a drawing Greg made to illustrate what kids at his school thought he did
@@toviyaondo Oooooooooh, I haven’t read the books in a while lol
@@toviyaondo double down exist
Next do a video on Patty Farrell.
This is hilarious
Ikr
You can’t forget how he still has a library book that he never returned
didn't he also not return a library book?
Not Forgetting getting that one time where he decided to sleep in a Girls Bed
None of this is as bad as him pouring the milk before the cereal in Cabin Fever. 😂😂😂
You forgot in the 4th book Greg forgot to bring a library book back to the library and he hasn't brought it back in likely 8 years.
"i guess property is just a social construct anyway" im *stealing* this, thank you
do Susan Heffley criminal record.
And how does the defendant respond to these claims?
Emotional damage and-
Me*Say no more i got what I needeD*
as for Kagan, well, at the same time, he kinda deserved that
ChatGPT says that he would get community service, probation, large fines, and maybe time in jail
idea: the Heffley Religion
“He gets very *physical* with Rowley” 😳
“Assault on a dentist”
I doubt that’s a separate crime from regular assault
So, in other words... no criminal record
Ok.
3:11 EVERY politician does this
toviyando explains why people hate greg heffley
Why is everyone fucking committing property damage in the heffley family.
typical late middleschool/highschool "shenanigans"
Interesting way to start this video 😂
Wait, but technically the "personal property" parts of him breaking windows are in his own house, so does that count?
More than half the things on the list is what happens in a family anyways.
What even is with that crystal king profile picture? do you or did you ever plan to make paper Mario content?
Rodrick next. Please please 🙏
What about Fowler
IMAGINE CROWRANABURGER WATCHING tHIS
wow that's a lot
1:41 rodrick is also the guilty here
Remember when manny licked a statue in the long haul that says do not touch
:0
In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown, Greg Heffley does stealing.
Can you make a video on the reason why greg is mean to Rowley is because Rodrick is mean to him?
In the first Rowley Book, Greg asked him a question: “are you embarrassed that you pooped In your diaper today?” Well in the do it yourself book, Rodrick asks the same question.
4 YEARS LATER: GETS A JOB AS A POLICEMAN
Remember he put the milk before the cereal and acts as if it was ok
Well give Greg credit… He obviously understood politics
rodrick is the only normal one, cant change my thought
how do you get fined for destroying your own parents house window
You forgot theift of meemaws wedding ring
It seems that Rodrick is still the most normal and still my favorite
Emotional damage
wtf with the nude beach one. I gotta read these new books. Last one I read was Long Haul
0:30 guess I have low intelligence then
I figured u use the hard luck thing
What about your. Criminal record
Guess I’m a criminal
Good video
JESUS 😳😳
1:26 correction: he actually stole 100,000 MOM BUCKS which is equal to about 1,000 dollars
I’m sorry but I always laugh at *emotional damage* 😂
most of these crimes aren't crimes, or just don't count
Every single time Greg heffley broke the law
You forgot, throwing apples at patty although she deserved it
I don't know if you get comments like these a lot, but imagine if you and CrowRanaBurger actually collabed.
Non-diary of a wimpy kid fan: wow that’s very much crimes. That criminal really is dangerous
Bro that’s what Greg Heffley did…
11pm
Same fr
Same
Yeah 11 pm for me as well
12pm
1:09 Emotional DAmage
You should do rodricks heffleys
1:51 I thought of this recently
Paper Mario
1:09 dead meme
1:08 "Emotional damage and distress" It wouldve been better if the Heffleys were asian
send greg heffley to guantanamo bay
You got the word anarchy Wrong it dose not mean chaos
Damn Greg did a lot stuff leading him into trouble 😶
This crimical record is looooooonnnnnngggg