You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- You and the boys go to your local Goth IHOP, to get some Goth GFs
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#animation #bionicle #astolfo
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Astolfo VA: lovelyweirdjynn | Voice Over | Fiverr
Felix VA: / @druskievo
"This is IHop, we don't sell people here."
*"Bruh, you're thinkin of Denny's."*
Now I'm kinda curious as to what I can get at Denny's... especially since I've never eaten at one before
@@magmat0585 Only thing you can buy are guys named Denny. Why else would it be called Denny's?
nah they are talking about the streets
That line made me lol
@Khaki Shorts You probably went to an offbrand one.
"And a scrambled buh-ssy"
Bruh, the way he said bussy killed me
I can agree
I C U M
2:34
*BUH* -ssy
BUU-SEH
"Jokes on you, I'M INTO IT"
The way he said it full of confidence and authority
The exaggerated swagger of a Toa of fire
This guy is a fucking boss.
Chief could learn from Red Bionicle.
Nice profile
Nice Megumin pfp
1:42 I've never heard so much aggression and passion behind "hockey pucks" before
Ever been to a hockey game before?
I went to a fight once, and a hockey game broke out
@@blakeeielrs8018From my very minimal second hand knowledge about hockey, this sounds accurate.
"I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
Damn straight
the Machine
"Damn straight"
As straight as a round about
Bruh ice cream ain't worth a
FELONY
"Man, you're lucky I'm on multiple probations!"
"BOY YOU MIGHT BE THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, BUT THIS *VIOLENCE* GONNA BE *DOMESTIC* IF I DONT GET PANCAKES-"
I'm going to find a way to work that in to my life somehow.
Same
The way his voice cracks on “violence” cracks me up every time 😂
0:38
I fucking died 💀
“You weren’t supposed to be into it!” Astolfo often takes calculated risks but he’s terrible at math
Yes he forgets that like half of the population is secretly gay or somewhat gay.
@@NamelessKnightt Or at least have some exotic kinks on the side...
For the next time I will teach him some mathematics and the payment for that is only a hug
And his 🅱ussy pay the price.
But everyone knows that 🅱ussy is only for MC now.
Boy astolfo really f-ed up with doing that to tahu
"I told you it was only a matter of time until the LIBERALS came for our pancakes," hits different since Aunt Jemima was taken off the syrup
So progressive they went full circle back to being racist lol. No people of color on logos lol. I don't know what uncle Ben did to anyone
He was right all along.
Does anybody else think it's f*cked up that when Land'o'Lakes butter got caught up in this, they got rid kf the Native American lady but kept the Land'o'Lakes?
Is that not just the perfect irony?
@@CorundumDevil yeah
But you still have the syrup and the pancakes, just minus the mascot sticker
is looking at a minstrel show stereotype really that important?
does racism have a flavour that tastes better?
No, then stop the bitching.
Every joke landed this episode, you guys were killing it with the script.
Astolfo is a boy
@@grevon3636 And water wet. What's your point?
@@grevon3636 I am fully aware of that, bruh
@@joshjess9841 Water isn’t w-
@@thiiiiiiiiiiing Water can't be wet because it's like saying that water contains water. Bussy.
That undressing animation was so smooth
Oh my god moon :0
Oh hey Moon!
Hi moon
hello moon
Here for the Femboy IHOP?
“Bruh I’ve had their pancakes, and they’re not worth a felony”
Truer words have never been spoken.
um...
They’re*
the waffles better
@@mattieonutube273 thank you sir, I was gonna do the same. Ahem, Heil Spell check!
Man you’re lucky I’m on multiple probations
"I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS come for our pancakes!"
Underrated line
lmao that BRUH Hippo
The thing is bothering me because i look at a potato that shape like a hippo
But now when i look at the normal hippo, i'll alway be reminded that there's a potato version of it, and the potato version of it seems really cute
I shall forever call him Hipbruh =P
super wii bros can you say penis?
*A turtle approves of that BRUH Hippo*
Bruh
“You got any gluten-free options?”
“Yeah, your options are: the door”
“B R U H”
I died laughing at that part.
they need to stop with the cool hippity hoppity stuff. get rid of ssj
Bread Bank moment
does that mean the walls have gluten
Starts eating door.
The voice crack of Tahu when he went "But this VIOLENCE is about to be domestic" cracks me up everytime. It's subtle but boy did he really pull off the "pissed off" mode
Toa of drip got it right
We all know why Master Chief is there, sitting in the back, don't think I didn't see him.
give me 1st reply clout
Astolfo is a boy
And that didn’t stop Tahu!?!
Huh, for some reason I didnt expect to see you here, then i realized, yea.
@@TakanePerez where have i heard that before
"IHOP eat, come, be happy" is honestly the best slogan I've ever heard
I also just realize he laughed part of the way through the slogan
The fact he bothered animating the bionicles gear deserves some mad respect.
It deserves it is own fans
fr
@Corey Lahey mad respect
@Corey Lahey like crazy respect
@Corey Lahey Mad respect=A LOT of respect
2:47
I love how he just starts laughing midway through
Probably because its funny.
This may be the international house of pancakes but this violence is gonna be domestic Is the best line ever
You need the pause before gonna be domestic part. Also I'm going to find a way make that a sfx
Yrd
Bruh, I had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony
It's my favorite line
The pitch up when saying Violence is so great as well.
“You may be the International House of Pancakes, but this *VIOLENCE* bouta be domestic.” That is such a good line, but I wish I could use it in more situations.
The best line I've heard in a while.
I have no idea when, nor how, but I will keep this in the pocket for the perfect moment to break it out
Bro, if it has international in it just change IHOP with it
@@Bobzonthejob i want to know how this goes ... but also i dont :X
This line is single handedly the funniest part
The dialogue in this is written so fucking well. It's straight fire.
Voice acting fucking makes it too
Bro this violence... It bout to turn domestic
@@nikolaibelinski9696 I'm into it
@@pododododoehoh3550 bruh do you have any gluten free options
Yeah ur options are the door
BRUH
But the femboy is not straight
"I ain't leaving empty-handed, so I'll take the, uhh, eggs and sausage with a side of homemade ranch and a scrambled mmmmbussy."
- Based Tahu
I’m crying LMFAOOOOOOO
“Your options are: The Door.”
*BRUH*
I'mma use that line now when ever I get a Karen or Becky asking me if we got some damn Gluten free cheese or some shit.
The fact that he could not stop himslef from laughing at the end is just the perfect touch
Well he obviously left that in on purpose instead of just rolling with another take.
420 likes, don’t like this comment anymore!
Himself*
yes bruh
“Himslef”
I've come back to this over and over, and honestly this is just peak comedy. Nearly every exchange of dialogue is a stand alone one liner.
"BOI THESE PANCAKES ARE BURNT!"
"they're GOTH pancakes"
"BOI at least tell me you got MAPLE SYRUP for these HOCKEY PUCKS!"
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MATTER TIME BEFORE THE *LIBERALS* HAD TO GET OUR PANCAKES!
This is an authoritarian regime
@Julian Wilson Yes.
Guts
Best lines that i ever heard
“I’d like one goth gf”
“Sir this is an IHOP, we don’t sell people here”
“Yeah man you’re thinkin’ of Denny’s”
What the fuck was that interaction
A normal interaction to have at an IHOP
@@CJayEvermoure nah man you thinkin of denny's
i thought he said daddies
I fuckin died
@@myself55555-x Denny's is a well-known brand of cafeterias in usa
CLEAN animation
No comments wtf
@@skullkid6439 fr
:o
@@Kokekkoko outstanding but who asked
Stop motion
As a Canadian, I would like to assure you that Femboy IHOP does not speak for the maple syrup industry. We export that like crazy! Please buy our syrup, we won't get mad!
"Eat, come. Be ha-"
Dissolves into laughter.
This is the high quality content I subscribed for.
My man Tahu really proving he is the Toa of fire. He's packing heat and spitting flames.
Yeah
Well, Ta-Matoran are sometimes called firespitters.
tahu also demolishes bussy
I wanted to make an awful joke about the Kanohi Mask of Shielding being "protection," but I could not find the correct words because my brain is mashed potato.
I’m just waiting for the bohrok kal tahnok
"scrambled uh bussy" delivery of that line is perfection
Scrambled mmbussy.
The delivery of every line could not be better
Scrambled bussy sounds deliciously sweet and good damn
2:33
LOL I didn't realize the pause was that long
The level of emotion you managed to convey in the still of Tahu realizing its a femboy ihop is insane
“Gluten free options”
“Yeah, the door”
Man I felt that
hi admin
Hello member
Can relate actually
Celiac really do be like that 😔
I wish I could use that line without getting fired
“We don’t SELL people here”
“You thinkin of *DENNYS* “
XD
As someone who works there... we had to resort to something after the cook caught covid
You thinkin of Africa
@@puncho72 Wow wow woah ay ay ay ay!!
We serve food here, sir
“Wait, it’s all femboys?”
“Always have been.”
*gun clicks* you all have seen too much
It has always been approved by a turtle
stop
@@TurtleChad1 There are no accidents
“boy at least tell me you got some maple syrup for these *hokey pucks* ” man I’m ded 💀💀
I'm fucking crying at the gluten-free options line!
@@irredeemablelover7608 “BrUh”
WE ONLY SERVE PANCAKES OUT HERE
Ion care if it's free, just take that shit out.
They do have gluten free options tho :)
Is that the friggin "boneless pizza" guy?
I dig it.
the
Hmmm so you swing both ways?....
the legend himself
This entire video is like a monument to this generation's sins
We know we're adding to the list and boy is it long
I know I’m guilty
In the best way possible. It's doing a better job at it than South Park at this point
Gravemind
And it just passed 1.3 million
1:34 idk why but the cut to the poker face and the way he says "a ton" makes me laugh so hard
“A side of homemade ranch and a scrambled B U S S Y” said that with so much finesse
Scrambled *BUSSY* is Turtle Approved 👍
First thing that came to my head was filthy Frank's can I get the pussy boss
Master Chief approved because after he did it. He tried to drink the trauma away.
At a IHop because he's litterally sitting at a table probably drinking.
And then he got his ass f i n e s s e d
The only thing that could have been better would have been if you used a 🅱️...
“I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS came for our PANCAKES”
Tahu’s really out here getting political over pancakes
Well it's true you know they're coming for everything. Next thing you know breathing and clothes will become offensive, food in general would get banned, just walking down a street will get you beat up (oh wait that happens even before the liberal's democrat's have spread throughout the nation.) There are even people choosing to become disabled they're calling themselves stuff like transabled
@@flying_Night_slasher what the fuck is wrong with those people
@@Xeno911 I have no idea but I won't let them ruin game's and Little Caesar's for me
@@Xeno911 dude that wasn’t serious
It happened to aunt jemima
This video makes it official. That bionicle is now my favorite character
Tahu is the king
Tahu got the drip
Nah. Matoro still the best.
@@AzraelSoulHunter Sure he ultimately gave his life to resurrect the Great Spirit but Tahu knows what's up.
Nah hippbruh is the best
"You've got any gluten free options"
"Yes, our options are the door."
Definitely a 5 star establishment if I have heard of one.
Take da gluuuten
Outda breeeed
@@brosephnoonan223 Idc if it's free.
This establishment is also *Turtle Approved*
Astolfo always cuts 'em off at the knees.
I'm gluten free and I can confirm when I get this kindof treatment I leave a five start review and come back for more.
2:03 has got to be my favorite part. The HOLD UP as it's slowly dawning on him it's just so good haha
“Your options are, the door”
Get this man an icepack dear lord
"Bruh I'm not leaving empty handed so I'll take an eggs and sausage with homemade ranch and a scrambled *bussy* "
Sounds like a normal breakfast to me
Best breakfast you can ask for ngl.
The man put everything he had into the word bussy
🅱️ u s s y
Bussy
Yayy I get to see my spirit animal again.
Hippo for life.
hippo life is real
Astolfo is a boy
@@grevon3636 what has this gonna do with the comment
He's talking about our Lord and Saviour Hippo dude
bruh
bruh thats for real bruh
"Can I atleast get some maple syrup for these hockey pucks!?"
This got me rolling on death's door mentally and physically
"Yeah, your options are the door." I almost choked laughing.
She was dead serious when she said that lol
@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz That's why I laughed so hard.
Fucking facts
Broh
Choked on what??🤔
“Only people who’d rather come here are single dads or people who’d rather not get shot at a Waffle House.”
That’s why Waffle House slaps my guy.
I've been to Waffle House plenty of times and never had the worry of getting shot. Is it because WH is a southern chain?
@@chimiigettuson8280 Nah, its cause Waffle Houses tend to be located in low income areas. At least in my experience.
@@chimiigettuson8280 It's very cash-heavy, is the main reason.
@@rirayejohnson8079 most of the WH I've been to are in the Middle income areas.
It's always worth it
The red Bionicle: "jokes on you, I'm into that shit"
Tahu, Toa of Fire
@@Orlkov
Is that his name? I never really got into the Bionicles, so I don't know lol
@@JackOfManyGames yes it is
@@JackOfManyGames yeah I still have mine from back in the day
@@Sigismund697
Nice
“Bro, you’re thinking of *Denny’s* “
I’m so glad I found this channel!😂
can you imagine the national tragedy it’s be if he accidentally loses that hippo one day
The bruh hippo must be protected at all costs
What you mean "National"? That'll go international in seconds
@@abloodcorpse3318 Intergalactic
@@CybernerdShua Interstellar
@@theyknowwearehere Interdimensional
Well done, keep up the goood work!
lego man!!
E
"THIS VIOLENCE...IS GONNA BE DOMESTIC" best line ever 😂😂
2:35 when the discord mod finds the femboys IRL address
hi Iron
Astolfo is a boy
This is a Man who watched a Swiss Weeaboo Clean a Bike with his body while wearing a pink bikini and covered in Soap.
@@ANukeWithLegs im going to need sauce on that one chief 😤
@Khaki Shorts whut
"Bruh you got any gluten-free options"
"Yeah, your options are... The door"
God that is so funny
Bruh.
Wish I could say that every day without losing my job lol
Killer delivery too
That got me completely off guard so i bursted out laughing
I have celiac and even I find this line hilarious
"this violence... bouta be domestic"
im fucking dead
Same
The delivery of that line had me dead too
Fucking bars
2 years later, still hilarious. The Astolfo, "Hello" always makes me smile.
I preferred it when they went by IHOB (International house of beans)
I'm not sure what's more amazing. The fact that Rata is here or the fact that I am not surprised.
International House Of 🅱️ussy
Did some one say.... BEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSS??????
Astolfo is a boy
You mean it wasn't international house of 🅱iarrhea?
“What’s your favorite fate series?”
“It’s complicated “
cant wait for femboy ihop astolfo to arrive in fgo as an alter ego
Unironicly better than fate
Astolfo legit the entire reason I wanted to get into fate
Then I saw a watch order
No thanks
@@anotherinternetperson8495just read the doujin
“Is iHop really trying to gaslight me?”
“Probably.”
I actually burst out laughing
Dude, bionicles voice going up on "Really" was pure 24k gold
Foreshadowing.
IHOP does gaslight people and they wouldn’t know it
1:02 not all doors are gluten free, this is a lie.
I love how Mister Roboto’s voice has devolved into sounding like he’s permanently centimeters away from just completely losing his shìt over the most minuscule things. It’s hilarious.
" *BRUH* I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony"
Hippo still the realest one lmao
Their French toast is something to be treasured though
this channel was a Lego stop motion channel about neat and cute fights and funny scenarios. Now its an anime induced fever with a mix of gangsters Lego and Bionicle's. Sometimes the internet makes me happy, this is one of those times
Bionicle is lego
@@archerboy7922 well shoot
It's all Femboy supremacy propaganda which I 100% agree with.
@Ugandan Knuckles I mean bionicle technically the lego brand
@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 Once you go trap you don't go back.
"Well, joke's on you, i'm into it", the best line ever 😂, the Bionicle has good taste...
I feel like felixs laugh at the end was the actor breaking character due to how funny the line was, but he kept it in due to how good it was.
it sounded a lot like smii7y at the end there
How do you know that was Felix?
@@Sewblon same voice used for another video
@@Jj4y Which video?
@@CooperativeCowboy25 master chief becomes a femboy
This stop-motion is funnier and more consistent then 98% of TV
100%*
Yes
Yep
*110%
@@Vexthewolf03 1000%
"Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!"- Lord Shax, probably.
The helmet stayed on
I'm dying. I came from a destiny raid guide to this video
Nah, that's Skeletor
took it all the way to the seventh column
Him: if there a hole there a way
"Jokes on you im into it" bro i need painkillers for my right LUNG rn
“This is IHOP...We don’t sell people here”
“Bruh...you’re thinking of Denny’s”
Oh how we missed you Pantsahat
Never offer freshly scrambled bussy to a man who didn't get syrup for his pancakes. It will never end well for you.
"I told you it was a matter of time before the *LIBERALS* came for our pancakes!"
Most American Bionicle ever to exist right here.
He speaks the language
We Canadians have already got the maple syrup. It's only a matter of time until we appropriate the pancake mix...
I laughed so hard when he said this 🤣🤣😂
He was speaking faxs tho
Aunt Jemima got canceled so it’s not impossible
0:41 to this day i still laugh to that line 😂😂 him saying violence makes me burst
The animation alone makes these worth watching, but the writing is just as good. Not to mention there's some subtle lore and character consistency within the story. I could see myself watching a 15 minute episode of this at 1am on adult swim back in its prime
Yeah i got adult swim vibes too
First time I saw this I swore it was a Robot Chicken skit
This needs to be a real anime
Would be far better than anything Adult Swim has had in a decade.
the "hood" slang is cringe
The way he says Bussy kills me everytime
Astolfo or Tahu?
“You got any gluten-free options?”
“Yeah, your options are, THE DOOR”
“Bruh”
The way the hippo says bruh gets me every time
He's my spirit animal
@@alexbaribeault bruh
1:02
I don't mind eating the door.
@@alexbaribeault Does he even have a name? I've seen all of these and I can't for the life of me ever remember them mentioning him having one
Every single joke or line lands, and losing it on the femboy ihop slogan was just the femboy icing on the cake!
*When the world needed his most, he came back*
damn astolfo going through a phase
Yeah, his last video was like
almost 3 months ago!!
@@eo3060They post a vid every 1 to 2 months Im sure
@@kennedylemon5837 I like it, I hope we get to see more goth Astolfo
@@Jack-iu2gl yee on that bro
“You may be the international house of pancakes but this violence gonna be domestic” had me gone
The bionicle got drip tho
Why are you here
He always got the drip
So
Biodrip
MY MAN
No, I’m pretty sure Tim Horton’s sells people.
“Before the LIBRALS came for our pancakes”
RIP Aunt Jemima
I still have her face on an unopened bottle of syrup and on an unopened box of pancake mix
This just leaves the horrible implications of other pantsaht jokes becoming reality...I don't wanna be a femboy.
Before the liberals came for Cracker Barrel
As a German guy that lives in Canada I This is hilarious
watching a bionicle eat ihops with a tiny gangster hippo get in a fight with a goth girl is the most weirdest but casual thing ever
Uhh, you mean femboy.
@@jacobrzeszewski6527 I T S T H E G O T H F E M B O Y
I’m glad I’m alive to experience this video
Where is this goth girl you’re talking about? I see three guys...
@@RageCreati0n huh i see four
"You might be the International House of Pancakes - but dis VIOLENCE gonna be domestic!"
The scripts for these are always golden, I love it.
"Bruh you have been saying that a lot"
Attractive woman starts coming onto me
Me: "OUTTA MY WAY, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT"
Dead ass😂😭
My thoughts exactly.
>woman
Should of realized when they referred to him as "boy" the whole time
Oh "she's" coming onto you, but in a different way.
The way Tahu says “bussy”, really shows he wasn’t lying
Extra emphasis on the B. Just how it's supposed to be.
@@CosmeticFear mmmm, 🅱️ *ussy* .
Do you want some I'm also femboy
@@kosmalaanimations2864 damm Bro How much?
@@EduardoCosta-gw5xn what's your Discord and then we'll talk
"There weren't any goths here or girls" "I ain't leaving here empty handed I'll have the sausage and eggs with a side of homemade ranch" This is gotta be my favorite 10 seconds of my life
Yup im gonna *gag* puke soon
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
One please!
Don't forget the large helping of scrambled Bussy.
I'll need a refund if it doesn't come with scrambled bussy.
“You weren’t supposed to be into it.”
“Well jokes on you, I’m into it.” The origin of traps, summarized. 💀😂
"We don't sell people here"
"Bruh, you're thinking of Denny's"
Wtf lmaoo
I don't get it.
Is there some big news story I missed.
Denny's: Shit, they're onto us!
OH YEAH YOU RIGHT
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 yes
@@njdotson Well what happened?!
1:42 "Boi at least tell me you got some maple syrup for these HOCKEY PUCKS"
Said with so much violence and power
Its very satisfying to hear him say it
the way he says hockey bruhhh
That was when I utterly lost it.
@@miggy9942 It's satisfying to hear him say anything with that much aggression.
@@kuronanestimare you right
2:16 how does a figure that is unable to change facial expressions look so expressive. That frame can just convey so much emotion it baffles me. Art
Ik
The sound effect lol
Character development
@@__KursK__ wtf i can translate your reply
Wouldn't it be *feel* so expressive instead of look?
1:47 "We can't serve Maple Syrup anymore, it was deemed cultural appropriation to the Canadians"
As a Canadian I can confirm this 😂
I’m offended that they are using
OUR MAPLE SYRUP ThiS Is CuLtral AppRoPRiaTioN
@justancomment4279 Yeah that's the joke
Astolfo: scramble my bussy!
Me: Don't threaten me with a good time!
That’s not good bro
@@evil_flstudio one man's bad time is a another man's good time.
@@brandonfitzgerald1457 I don't think anyone enjoys the sans fight
Is that a Panic at the disco! reference?
@@isdrakon9802 some do
What's next after they come for our pancakes? Our bacon?
Jokes on you, vegans will do that
Bold of you to assume they haven’t.
"Bacons are offensive to beautiful burly punching men & useless water gods"
This but unironically. They're already going after meat as bad for the environment. They want you to eat bugs instead.
Get outta here Shuck