Pumping Iron but you're hitting the showers after a long workout
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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"Hey you, you're finally awake.
Global war? Pinned down by machine gun fire? Comrades dying around you? Nonsense, now come on, we have to hit the gym, cant miss leg day!"
Todays actually leg day
its a simple and peacefull life
"hey you, youre finally awake? pandemic? economic depression? water wars? bro what are you talking about? lets go hit legs! also did you hear that arnold won mr. olympia again?"
Ah yes, my favorite historical battle:
lmao
Battle of the Gains 2021
The battle against the feels
truly
Its a battle that has been raging since the first human was born: the battle to conquer yourself
A yes, the eternal battle for the Gains.
Battle of the *BULGE*
@@gabrielsim6340 accurate.
You're always small
Battling explosive diarrhea after some Taco Bell - through the fire and the flames, dragon force
He should definitely use that for April fools
Definitely one of the funnier comments I've read in Jörmungds comment section
Imagine the sound effects
Alternatively, Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
@@Nachtsider I FELL TROUGH A BURNING PIT OF FIRE
Finally something Peacetime Vets can relate to
Church
“YMCA” but the leather club’s two doors down and you got the wrong door.
Oh yea ? Get out of that Jabroni outfit and ill show you whos the boss of the gym.
“Fighting 17th” but You’re a German Firefighter on the night shift.
“Silent Night” but you’re working in a trauma center on New Year’s Eve.
“I fought the Law” but you’re working out in the prison yard.
"To Live And Die In L.A but it's the 92 riots and you're on the roof of your store."
And you must be Korean
Wasn’t that out after the riots?
Bro, I was fighting my inner sloth during this friday to workout, this put me on the right mood to do so
Not sure if this is the song but "Pumping Iron Power" by Grailknights (ft Joakim Broden) is a great song. The best in my workout playlist.
its Pumping iron by Silverhawk.
@@Cowboycomando54 yeah i made this comment before the premier
I fought the law by the clash but it's during operation Just Cause
"So, you hear about what's happening in Ukraine?"
"I haven't. Frankly, I don't follow world news or politics."
"Me neither. Though, I can say I probably don't want to know."
"Let's keep it at that."
Body building is the ultimate sport where you gotta say no homo or else it’s kinda sus and I’m here for it
Bro nothing gay about working out. Don't think of it like that.
When I used to run 5 miles a day after work I felt happy and strong
And than not the shower. (Not public shower) and than eat supper
@@noahsagutch8314 I used to row competitively in high school at a pretty good level and I’m prepping to do it in college again once I’m fully healed from an injury. I love lifting, I just find the posing in speedos part kinda funny but understandable since you want to show the most amount of muscle possible. Love watching some of those dudes look like an airplane when they lat spread.
B: 225, D:455, S:325
@@michaelsoland3293 I am all with you man, I love to watch it and see what a person can look like at their best, even if Mr. Olympia is a little bit out of my taste now, the classics like Frank Zane and Schwarzenegger are some of my favorites
Ah yes the shower, where men cross their swords
lets hope he dont drop that soap
You train your hands to maintain a strong grip on the soap
Bones in the Ocean but your the last survivor of your sinking fishing ship after a bad storm
99 Red Luftballoons but your a Ukrainian citizen that lives the near the russian border
Not sure if this is the song but "Pumping Iron Power" by Grailknights (ft Joakim Broden) is a great song. The best in my workout playlist.
One of the first songs in my running playlist. Nothing quite like it to get the blood and legs pumping!
Does anyone think that “Paranoid but you’re an F-4 Phantom pilot dropping bombs over Charlies” sounds good?
i like this
I like this but it's the first time I've questioned how stuff can be. Like why am I sat a few foot from my actual shower, listening to audio of another one?
Here we see a rare specimen of the species known as "Wojack", this is one of the few current known individuals who aren't partaking in a violent conflitc and are, as how the youngsters say, "pretty chill".
Rocky Road to Dublin but you are an Irish peacekeeper under siege in Jadotville
Egor letov: "soldiers are not born" but you are a ukrainian soldier sitting in a trench looking at the russian tanks stacking up just behind the border
"It's Raining Men" but you're in the VDV and your Il-76 just hit some unexpected turbulence
VERY BASED.
‘The British Light Infantry’ But you spot the Artillery batteries stationed outside of Boston
‘Heartaches’ But your sheltering in a Makeshift Bunker during the Blitz
>Tfw i cannot fucking afford gym
Is this even life at this point?
using your body weight can do a lot, ie pushups, squats!
Get a job?
Buy dumbbells. Thats what I do.
Don't give up king! It is only your own motivation stopping you from being your best self.
Our daddy’s told us to not be ashamed of the premier length especially since they’re such good size and all
lol
I rip the skeen
it gits bigger when ah pull on it
I was taught not to rip the skin, by using the orale surface of some of individual's mouth
A man of culture
Why is he walking with loud shoes in the shower?
Real men don't take em off.
You should’ve added drowned out weights slamming in the distance
Oh, I was expecting the intro theme from Pumping Iron
Don’t fear the reaper but your a Russian pilot invading Ukraine
"Ой, у лузі червона калина," but you're on Snake Island and the Russians have opened fire
"Happy Xmas (War is over) but you're pinned behind cover during the battle of the bulge"
hey buddy i think you got the wrong door the leather-club's two blocks down
what is the song name?
"Yeh Kaisi Rut Aayi" but you're a Sikh Veteran watching his village get burnt during the Partition of India/Pakistan
Well hope you don't drop the soap 😂
Trained hand strength, not happening
Love sosa but you're defending Kiev from the Russian onslaught
I don't remember that battle
Such a vibe
« Lets go to the gym buddy i need more bullets!! I need more bullets!! Big weapons i love big weapons!! »
💀
I'm getting so much flak for this, but it's a meme y'all
"Country Roads" but Russian nukes are flying overhead 🇺🇦 🇷🇺
Paul Whiteman's Great Day but you're a member of the North side Gang in 1929 Chicago and it's Valentines Day
song name?
Just partially tore my tricep and it keeps retearing. Pray for me lads
Cambodia but you’re an American pilot participating in Operation Menu
Ukraine is not yet lost but you're fighting in the streets of Kyiv
Ah shid. I thought this was "Pumping Iron Power"
Check that out too lmao.
Alright lads, over the to...mhm, I mean...push up harder!!
What a wonderful world but the Hindenburg is on fire and hurtling towards you
The wanderer by dion but your a coalition soldier stuck in a ambush
"Back On The Radio" but you're absolutely shredding at a skatepark in Chicago
or, alternatively
"In Too Deep" but you're suffering from exercise fatigue after a long workout
The showers are killing your gains
Wot?
This is either gonna be based or some Fleece Johnson shit 😆 🤣
this hit differently in 1941 poland
'Roll the old chariot along' but you're Captain George Pollard and your ship, the Essex, was just struck by a great whale
...or... "Whale Meet Again?"
AoT Ashes on the Fire but it is Ukrainian Yes Chad in Kyiv
im the boss of this gym
For those who wonder, the artist for this song is Silverhawk.
Next working out boxing footwork with maniac song
A las baricadas but the Nationalists are storming
Why you wearing docker's or business type foot wear after a workout into the showers?
La marche de Sacco et Vancetti,
and Frankist forces entering Barcelona
What a fucking vibe baby!
lets drop the soap bro
You gotta be a freak!
New PR vibes..
Dungeon master
DO IT FOR ZYZZ
Nice
burning heart but you’re apollo creed fighting ivan drogo
Do Molchat doma sudno but your invading Ukraine
Четырнадцать минут до старта (14 minutes to start) but you're waiting in the cockpit of Soyuz 1
Wojak
FEEL THE PUMP
Ukraine is not yet lost, but you’re trying to defend Chernobyl from the Russians.
Океан Ельзи - Вище неба, but you're watching how the Russian Federation shells important objects in ukraine
Looks interesting
Slava Ukraina but you're a soldier in Kiev down to your last mag
Just hit the gym for the first time in 4 months. I'm far behind, but I'm here again.
My gym plays "Kanye's Workout Plan" all the time and it fucking sucks because it's 8 minutes of the same shit
El Chacal, but you are stranded at Bay of Pigs with no sign of American Air Support.
Aftermath of the Battle of the Elliptical, visualized
Glory to Ukraine! but you're fending off Russian troops in Kharkiv
I Want to Break free by Queen but youre a gay man in San Francisco at the height of the Aids epidemic
Sinister purpose but you are in Hue during the Tet offensive
Do VDV s neba privet but your on board an Il-76 headed for Ukraine
Jörmungandr
We’re you playing holdfast Thursday?
"soldat" by 5nizza but you are fighting in the battle for Kiev
Danger Zone but your a Ukrainian pilot intercepting Russian jets
A song but youre on the front line of Ukraine's defense and the Russians start firing at you
Phantom but you're mig 21 just got missle locked
Summer of 69 but you just got drafted for the war in vietnam
“Molchat Doma” but you are hiding from the bombs and the soldiers in Kiev while the air raid sirens sound
Bruh, do something with the russia ukraine war
"oh shit I'm sorry."
Gyongyhaju Lany But your surrounded
Should have futured Tevvez js.
Can you do a Mexican cartel POV
Fucking finally