Futurama - War Were Declared

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  • @TheMetalAllfather
    @TheMetalAllfather 9 лет назад +305

    My favorite Futurama joke of all time.

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 7 лет назад +19

      for me its a close second to "wait a minute: bender's name isn't bonder, it's bender!"

    • @TheMetalAllfather
      @TheMetalAllfather 7 лет назад +5

      That's a good one, can't lie.

    • @Max-zg6ld
      @Max-zg6ld 6 лет назад +10

      what about the Speak and spell Professor?
      Everyone else-Nay
      SASP-he horse says...DOCTORATE DENIED

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Год назад +2

      My favorite is:
      “You folks better get inside, the dark side of the moon gets to -100 below zero!”
      “Is the Fahrenheit or Celsius?”
      “First one, then the other”

    • @TheMetalAllfather
      @TheMetalAllfather Год назад

      @@scottydu81 NOW REMEMBA TO SHOVE PLENTY OF PERMAFROST INTO YOUR TROWSERS, THAT'S NATURES INSULATOR.

  • @historydecoded9827
    @historydecoded9827 7 лет назад +276

    joining the army reserves on 9/10/2001 be like

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 4 года назад +14

      THE best comment I have ever seen. Well done.

    • @JasonB748
      @JasonB748 4 года назад +8

      @@doublea6586 The American Airlines logo is a nice touch as well

    • @someboy89
      @someboy89 Год назад +1

      OOOOFt

    • @smeariestline59
      @smeariestline59 2 месяца назад

      We didn’t declare war

    • @ludicerX
      @ludicerX 15 дней назад

      @@smeariestline59 No country declares war anymore. The UN says war isn't an acceptable method of conflict resolution. Because at least pretending to not be a warmonger is still important to them, countries, including the US, just pretend they're engaging in a kind of "conflict" that isn't actually "war" and then go do everything you do in war other than call it war.

  • @weirdspongeguy
    @weirdspongeguy 3 года назад +32

    I love how he says it in the exact same tone

    • @RDeathmark
      @RDeathmark Месяц назад

      It's possible that they just reused the same audio clip but I do like to imagine that the voice actor just repeated the line pretty much the exact same delivery

  • @EZdelFresco
    @EZdelFresco 4 года назад +168

    Glad I'm not the only one who revisited this after what happened. Lol

    • @ScarTactic5
      @ScarTactic5 4 года назад +1

      Yeaaaaaa

    • @11er33.
      @11er33. 4 года назад +2

      With all the draft memes yee

    • @SorcererVtuber
      @SorcererVtuber 4 года назад +7

      Hey i’m from the year 2070 what happened?

    • @EZdelFresco
      @EZdelFresco 4 года назад +30

      @@SorcererVtuber War were declared

    • @nateo1288
      @nateo1288 2 года назад +3

      @@AlbertZiegler069 same man, same

  • @D.P.O.
    @D.P.O. 2 года назад +17

    war were declared

  • @arielmcneil5656
    @arielmcneil5656 2 года назад +105

    This aged nicely

  • @GeronKizan
    @GeronKizan 2 года назад +14

    And....here we go again

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 2 года назад +27

    Me and the boys signing up for the army on February 23, 2022 so that we could get a free haircut

  • @EuropeYear1917
    @EuropeYear1917 7 лет назад +61

    Every time Othias on C&RSenal says "War were declared", I think of this clip...

    • @VoorTrekker88
      @VoorTrekker88 6 лет назад +6

      HM The Tsar of Russia Haha... that is exactly what brought me here. Othias has to be referencing this, right?

    • @asator0505
      @asator0505 6 лет назад +4

      yes, he is :D

    • @NeoDragonKnight
      @NeoDragonKnight 4 года назад +1

      lol I came here just after watching Othias say that.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 3 года назад +1

      It's the opposite for me, now.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4545
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4545 2 года назад +7

    Figured it was about time to come back to this

  • @j3en534
    @j3en534 2 года назад +16

    Commenting to let y’all know that war were declared

    • @fordz3781
      @fordz3781 2 года назад +1

      Considering war was actually declared. That means the allies should be shipping out as well.

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Год назад

      Yup, AD 2022, War was beginning...

  • @AkumaNoRobin
    @AkumaNoRobin 2 года назад +5

    Oh you know.

  • @daddytito917
    @daddytito917 2 года назад +15

    This is hitting different today

  • @TheQuakeIV
    @TheQuakeIV 6 лет назад +33

    i like how he gathers up his papers for dramatic effect

    • @crackersphdinwumbology2831
      @crackersphdinwumbology2831 4 года назад +8

      The best part is that he quickly hides the papers to make sure that they had no escape when the alarms start

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 3 года назад +3

      @@crackersphdinwumbology2831 He just picks them up regularly. They wouldn't be able to quit anyway, war were declared.

  • @psychedeliccarrie5921
    @psychedeliccarrie5921 2 года назад +3

    The world right now.

  • @DarkAdonisVyers
    @DarkAdonisVyers 8 лет назад +29

    War was beginning.

  • @quinnfesmire1462
    @quinnfesmire1462 2 года назад +8

    Welp, here we go again…

  • @liamruin8039
    @liamruin8039 8 лет назад +55

    war were ended

  • @rick-deckard
    @rick-deckard Год назад +1

    I remember this every few so often.

  • @latios370
    @latios370 8 лет назад +16

    When someone challenges your gym in pokemon go.
    "War were declared."

  • @Grogondorf
    @Grogondorf 2 года назад +5

    Waking up yesterday be like...

  • @SDblack09
    @SDblack09 4 года назад +23

    This is more relevant than ever now

  • @death_incarnate9231
    @death_incarnate9231 2 года назад +57

    This hits real different right now

  • @TheAtomkilla
    @TheAtomkilla 7 лет назад +20

    War...War were declared.

  • @wilsthelimit
    @wilsthelimit 3 года назад +17

    US Pacific Fleet: So we can just hang out in Hawaii?
    FDR:That’s Right, unless War were declared
    *Explosion in the background*
    US Pacific Fleet:What was that?
    FDR:War were declared

  • @dr.quackenbacker5247
    @dr.quackenbacker5247 2 года назад +4

    Aw, shit. Here we go again.

  • @Megablueliner1
    @Megablueliner1 2 года назад +2

    [Worried Laughter]

  • @meric2
    @meric2 2 года назад +3

    War were declared

  • @MetaphysicalAlignment
    @MetaphysicalAlignment 7 месяцев назад +3

    October 7th 2023. Armageddon here we go.

  • @ripelivejam
    @ripelivejam 8 лет назад +13

    WE WANT CHILLY WILLY

  • @jayesper4390
    @jayesper4390 7 лет назад +7

    Declared were war!

    • @jasobres
      @jasobres 7 лет назад +6

      Jayesper Were war declared?

    • @minepose98
      @minepose98 7 лет назад +6

      War declared were!

  • @calvinmirandamoritz4507
    @calvinmirandamoritz4507 4 года назад +1

    hey thanks for uploading this

  • @Mumbles.
    @Mumbles. 4 года назад +8

    its happening

  • @Demonzelda42-Shady_Lusamine216
    @Demonzelda42-Shady_Lusamine216 8 лет назад +26

    In A.D. 2101...

  • @theatom7264
    @theatom7264 5 лет назад +1

    When the war were declared is just right

  • @Mr-Clean
    @Mr-Clean 4 года назад +6

    Us sometime within the next week

  • @JuicieStVille
    @JuicieStVille 6 лет назад +2

    This randomly popping into my head is why I’m randomly here 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @Bradbradhehe
    @Bradbradhehe 4 года назад +24

    You know why you're here

    • @SorcererVtuber
      @SorcererVtuber 4 года назад +6

      Bradrenaline war were declared

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 2 года назад

      Because Futurama is one of the best shows and I'm not a gullible moron who doesn't listen to alarmist bullshit propaganda on the news?

    • @Bradbradhehe
      @Bradbradhehe 2 года назад

      @@doublea6586 learn how double negatives work and I might believe you

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 2 года назад

      @@Bradbradhehe yes

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 4 года назад +3

    I know if I ever joined the Army war would immediately be declared. That actually happened to my Great Grandfather in WW1

  • @SlendHQ
    @SlendHQ 8 лет назад +19

    Unless of course, war were declared.

  • @dylanhill4428
    @dylanhill4428 4 года назад +1

    He puts the papers away SO quickly

  • @bladejordan1023
    @bladejordan1023 4 года назад +11

    This hit different now that WW3 about to happen lol

    • @xyliphosjosiphos7294
      @xyliphosjosiphos7294 3 года назад +2

      Oh, must have missed that. Who won?

    • @noneofyourbusiness9489
      @noneofyourbusiness9489 2 года назад +1

      @@xyliphosjosiphos7294 Space aliens. Fuckin little green dudes came out of nowhere.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Год назад

      @Dan Lyons No, he just supplied weapons to Saudi Arabia that got used on Yemeni Civilians and assassinated a Iranian General on Iraqi soil.
      He *TRIED* to start one.
      And is one of the primary reasons Putin felt confident enough to invade Ukraine.
      So, nice try.

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 29 дней назад +1

    Wolverine when Magneto triggered an EMP from the North Pole.

  • @RondoOfBloodX
    @RondoOfBloodX 7 лет назад +5

    Pretty much today in a nutshell.

  • @JaeLCR13
    @JaeLCR13 5 лет назад +7

    When someone on the internet expresses an opinion different from your own

  • @StrawHat587
    @StrawHat587 6 месяцев назад

    war were definitely declared

  • @dagwood527
    @dagwood527 Год назад

    I love this episode 🖖😂

  • @DrunkSamurai
    @DrunkSamurai 6 лет назад

    I got to use this video today.

  • @austinderouchie5950
    @austinderouchie5950 Год назад +1

    Joining army reserves 10/14/22 be like

  • @McButtsTheCrimeDog
    @McButtsTheCrimeDog Год назад +2

    I always misremember this as Scruffy saying it. But that's probably because it's the same guy

  • @JrocDaBx
    @JrocDaBx 4 года назад +2

    I just joined last year..... FUCK!!! Lol

  • @riflemanm16a2
    @riflemanm16a2 5 лет назад +3

    Ah, a joke about the subjunctive mood, which almost no one uses correctly.

  • @cooler1303
    @cooler1303 4 года назад +1

    glad im not the only one who thought of this given whats going on

  • @mscm1995
    @mscm1995 6 лет назад +1

    War were declared
    ...
    *WAR WERE DECLARED*

  • @Dasher0310
    @Dasher0310 2 года назад +3

    War Were Declared -Russia 2022

  • @supermariobro93
    @supermariobro93 3 года назад +1

    In A.D. 3101,
    War were declared...

  • @JPAK_92
    @JPAK_92 2 года назад +2

    New World map in a nutshell.

  • @Deamons64
    @Deamons64 Год назад

    When i get my helmet, "war were declared" is gonna be my helmet grafiti

  • @terrancehampton1797
    @terrancehampton1797 8 лет назад +9

    Two cards with the same value: war were declared

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 10 лет назад +9

    ERMAHGERD
    WER WER DERCLERED

  • @l4nternz
    @l4nternz 2 года назад +2

    O no

  • @joshlysergic8726
    @joshlysergic8726 7 лет назад

    war has been declared people

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 2 года назад +2

    Welp.

  • @dasovietunion3370
    @dasovietunion3370 6 лет назад

    my favorite was when he said "war were declared"

  • @aaronmumbles3202
    @aaronmumbles3202 4 года назад +1

    but you cant crush my spirit!

  • @The_Real_Rip_Van_Winkle
    @The_Real_Rip_Van_Winkle 4 года назад +4

    ....Fuck.

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic 7 дней назад

    I DECLARE
    B A N K R U P T C Y!

  • @RonPaul42069
    @RonPaul42069 6 месяцев назад

    When Eren Jaeger goes to Marley.

  • @dzejrid
    @dzejrid 5 лет назад +2

    Came here for C&Rsenal

  • @FTWson
    @FTWson 6 лет назад

    Google says this is from Season 3 Episode 2 but it shows up as Season 2 Episode 17 for me.

  • @COUNTERCOM
    @COUNTERCOM 7 лет назад +15

    any here because C&Rsenal?

    • @chrisb7528
      @chrisb7528 3 года назад

      I came here after hearing C&Rsenal and wonder how "War were declared" started.

  • @LOLMLG21
    @LOLMLG21 7 лет назад

    "war were declared"

  • @bugramirez6366
    @bugramirez6366 6 лет назад +1

    like riight now?

  • @ryan-tc3rk
    @ryan-tc3rk 2 месяца назад

    Hoi4 oooooooooooooh!

  • @doublea6586
    @doublea6586 4 года назад

    Wait, where did he put the papers?

  • @ccghidorah1
    @ccghidorah1 7 лет назад

    when some creeper makes a move on your significant other

  • @superbananaisawesome
    @superbananaisawesome 3 года назад

    How i start online arguments now

  • @nightshadecataclysm
    @nightshadecataclysm 10 лет назад

    RUN TO THE HILLS PLS

  • @partywumpus5267
    @partywumpus5267 2 года назад +2

    ww3 time :))

  • @SilveryGrayWolf
    @SilveryGrayWolf 10 лет назад +172

    this show needs brought back

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 9 лет назад +10

      lol it already was and they fucked it up and now its gone forever, what we need now is a live action movie trilogy, but i'll keep dreaming

    • @allthenamesaretaken2
      @allthenamesaretaken2 9 лет назад +13

      have to agree... comedy central brought it back and it was absolute shit. I'd rather it be forever gone with it's reputation intact rather than milked out and be a shithole like the simpsons

    • @Illevas001
      @Illevas001 8 лет назад +4

      ***** All hail our new Netflix overlords!

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 6 лет назад +4

      Unless war were declared.

    • @phillipfry9765
      @phillipfry9765 6 лет назад

      They brought it back and it wasnt the same. Look what happened to simpsons and family guy. Sometimes shows need to end.

  • @Knux02
    @Knux02 6 лет назад

    i dont get it.. :( can somebody explain please?

  • @otakunthevegan4206
    @otakunthevegan4206 6 лет назад +1

    United States declares war on Germany and enters World War 1, 1917 Colourized.

  • @luvsuneja
    @luvsuneja 7 лет назад +4

    The Russians did it.

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Год назад

      They did it like eight years ago and they did it in a much bigger way this year

  • @yookazi
    @yookazi 7 лет назад +2

    RIGHT NOW SCREENSHOT THIS

    • @nahbenhaben7614
      @nahbenhaben7614 7 лет назад +2

      /pol/ is wrong aBOUT TRUMP. HELL COME THROUGH

  • @mysteriousman4966
    @mysteriousman4966 3 года назад

    Woarweardeklaird.

  • @flashkirby101
    @flashkirby101 Год назад +1

    All the US youth after strike on iranian general.

  • @Three_Cubed
    @Three_Cubed 2 года назад +2

    Russia vs Ukraine. Let us begin

  • @cshelley5658
    @cshelley5658 Год назад

    Damn it, ancient Nancy Pelosi! I make ONE joke about US Aircraft Carriers needing Stair-Lifts and... war were declared.

  • @andymarquez708
    @andymarquez708 2 года назад

    Oh Russia

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 3 года назад +1

    Attack on Titan episode 64

  • @hokage4238
    @hokage4238 2 года назад

    Hahaha haha, Uh Oh..

  • @JamesEtc3417
    @JamesEtc3417 3 года назад

    Selling time stamps 0:05

  • @Grassphobic
    @Grassphobic 8 лет назад +19

    Trump just got into office.

    • @Station7Jason
      @Station7Jason 6 лет назад +6

      You're not funny

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 6 лет назад +2

      this is what woulda happened if Hitlery won

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 6 лет назад +1

      fucking terrifying that it's almost been a year and he's still not dead or impeached

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 6 лет назад +1

      @Mantis Looks like someone's been drinking the MSM kool-aid.

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 6 лет назад +5

      i don't watch your news shows generally. i'm lucky i come from a country that doesn't have opinion based news agencies as our main source of information. but at least if i was from your country, i wouldn't watch that hateful propaganda which spews nothing but lies like fox, infowars and breitbart (who i'm sure you watch at least one of considering you use that moronic msm trump rhetoric)
      i have news for you, the people that trump calls fake are actually the ones that report the facts. he is literally doing what any fascist would do with dissenting opinion (facts)

  • @thegreenfaction
    @thegreenfaction 3 года назад +1

    Armenia vs Azerbaijan

    • @Stanicky
      @Stanicky 3 года назад

      War were declared.

  • @-James-A
    @-James-A 2 года назад +4

    Unless, of course, Russia invades Ukraine.

  • @jonathanhogg5665
    @jonathanhogg5665 Год назад +2

    You see, it's funny because he uses the word "were" in a subjunctive mood in what's actually a simple declarative sentence.

  • @omarchowdhury09
    @omarchowdhury09 2 года назад +1

    TFW russia invades ukraine

  • @cat1554
    @cat1554 3 года назад +3

    Around a month after biden became president:

  • @DocSlayingyoudown
    @DocSlayingyoudown 2 года назад

    RUclips is messed up

  • @3.5b
    @3.5b 2 года назад +1

    Who do you guys support? I want Russia to win.

    • @DaL33T5
      @DaL33T5 2 года назад +2

      I support the side that isn't carpet bombing cities, personally.