Lynette, turning to her brothers: don’t worry, she might be an archon, but to get to you guys she’s going to have to go through me… *Meanwhile* Siengwinne: Your Grace, Furina wants you to test something
@@lilartist9892 Wriothesley: so, what exactly is this you want me to try out? Lyney and Freminet: *giving thanks Wriothesley is doing it instead of them.*
@@Chloe-rj2wt Furina: *Showing off the Furina Dick Smasher* This wonderful creation ✨ 🎢💥🎢 ➡️💥 ⬅️... Neuvilette: *Hand of shoulder* "You have been a good trusted friend......" Clorinde: "I'll be sure to keep your tea collection in a vault."
@@LeivenFrestea I find it unlikely. Firstly, we can tell that as an archon, she is unlikely to need education, secondly, 500 years ago, education was likely to be reserved for only the higher class, or maybe does not exist at all, which we can tell by the looks of it since we can observe not a lot of school buildings, of which only Fontaine has a research institute(so far). We can also infer that Focalors would be unlikely to impart the sexual knowledge needed onto Furina as it was never spoken about(also, what reason would she have, iirc, she wanted Furina to be human, and what human would know what a d*** is unless they were taught.).
hmm i saw neuvillette running like sonic to the palais mermonia .. i tried to stop him for a hi but he seemed to be busy running away from furina.. a few minutes later i heard the loud thud from within the palais mermonia. like a door closing . neuvilette seems to have locked himself in his room
Focalores checking on her nation and furina: Furina i heard the rumers and although you are the acting hydro archon your still human and you cant be doing this… especially with neivillete.
Me rejoicing in Furinas newest invention because everyone in Fontaine deserves it for being jerks to her after she saved them and suffered for them for 500 years😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭🤭
"Hydro dragon, hydro dragon, please don't cry"😂😂😂
YOUR COMMENT MAKE ME LAUGH LMAO
Hydro dragon, Hydro dragon, please don’t cry. Run away from your Archon instead.
@@jaygrace7380 true
@@jaygrace7380 To the hydro archon say goodbye
Neuvillete: how can I not
I mean... I am pretty sure the male population of Fontaine would rethink doing crime if this was the punishment
The Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinal sentences you to... Furina's Dick Smasher
@@Thunder12o994" The *what* smasher...!?"
I mean the pussy pear didn't stop the female population
@@lilartist9892 help They didnt even censor the d-word
@@Girlfailure4lifeI SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
"... I will be adding sexual harassment to lady Furina's charges. This one is personal I will admit."
Aether:I took Furina back to her apartment for house arrest and blew up the dick smasher
PERSONAL 😭😭😭😭
“off with his smaller head” 💀💀
headS
Cognative behavioral therapy with Furina.💀
That's certainly a way to have Neuvillette lose his cool.
I mean- fair
Neuvillette clearly isn't paid enough to tolerate his Archon's nonsense.
Timeline where furina didn't make it and went insane
Oh hell no, but still sounds funny a true bratty archon lol💀
She's literally gone insanely unhinged.
Lynette, turning to her brothers: don’t worry, she might be an archon, but to get to you guys she’s going to have to go through me…
*Meanwhile*
Siengwinne: Your Grace, Furina wants you to test something
Choraline I think that's how you spell her name: NO YOU WON'T
@@Hypersonic-jq7uq *Clorindide
Wriothesely: what’s the worst that could happen?
@@Chloe-rj2wt Neuvilette: ........ *Praying*
Furina: GARDESSSS~~!! Take your grace and follow me~!!!
@@lilartist9892
Wriothesley: so, what exactly is this you want me to try out?
Lyney and Freminet: *giving thanks Wriothesley is doing it instead of them.*
@@Chloe-rj2wt Furina: *Showing off the Furina Dick Smasher* This wonderful creation ✨
🎢💥🎢
➡️💥 ⬅️...
Neuvilette: *Hand of shoulder* "You have been a good trusted friend......"
Clorinde: "I'll be sure to keep your tea collection in a vault."
"his smaller head" LMAO FURINAS TOO ICONIC
Who doesn't love an unhinged Furina
...are we sure furina knows what dick means? She speaks with such security that I consider she is misunderstanding something for some reason.
I don't think lady furina knows what... That part.. is...
she did say off with his smaller head so
Those 500 years she MUST have at least learned sexual education. Reading a book about it and such
@@LeivenFrestea I find it unlikely. Firstly, we can tell that as an archon, she is unlikely to need education, secondly, 500 years ago, education was likely to be reserved for only the higher class, or maybe does not exist at all, which we can tell by the looks of it since we can observe not a lot of school buildings, of which only Fontaine has a research institute(so far). We can also infer that Focalors would be unlikely to impart the sexual knowledge needed onto Furina as it was never spoken about(also, what reason would she have, iirc, she wanted Furina to be human, and what human would know what a d*** is unless they were taught.).
Furina probably didnt consider that it might kill somebody
That has not been born yet
"Off with his smaller head" IM CRYING
I love how the plans say "Girl or guy" which means Furina fully considers using it on trans women and nonbinary folks too
Inclusivity at it's finest
🤣🤣🤣
Venti is not safe
new bottom surgery just dropped
@@livingreverie5951 WAIT NO
Nevy regretting evey decisions he ever made
hmm i saw neuvillette running like sonic to the palais mermonia .. i tried to stop him for a hi but he seemed to be busy running away from furina.. a few minutes later i heard the loud thud from within the palais mermonia. like a door closing . neuvilette seems to have locked himself in his room
As a girl AND technically a simp for Neuvillette.
*I have never felt more uncomfortable in my life.*
same
We need Neuvillete himself and his peepee safe and in function
hydro dragon, hydro dragon, would you like some therapy?
Neuvilette, your sacrifice won't be forgotten by us
RIP to another chance of a generation with you
0:37 THIS PANNEL HAD ME LOSING IT HELP
What suffering for 500 yrs does to mf:
Hydro dragon, hydro dragon RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
it is part of the plan to save fontaine, my dear ludex
1:19 POV: you’re getting every single life choice you’ve ever made in your entire life
Don't worry Monsieur Neuvillette, this is for the salvation of Fontaine
Just what the actual f is she thinking 😂😂😂
Lyney: what the hell
Aether: *Can I try this Dick Smasher, Furina.*
Lumine: FOR THE LAST TIME AETHER, STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS! D:
That’s one way of “CRUNCH”ing the numbers 😂
Furina why not take some prisoner to be the test subject?
When you fail at NNN
"Do that and I will unleash the entirety of the primordial sea I SWEAR TO YOU"
OMG WHY FURINA SAY D1CK💀💀💀 IM LAUGHING TO HARDDDD💀💀
Claude put you up to this, didn't he, Furina?
If you mean fire emblem Claude
Then it means it's rizzley
Ding ding ding ding diiiiiiiiing!
Focalores checking on her nation and furina:
Furina i heard the rumers and although you are the acting hydro archon your still human and you cant be doing this… especially with neivillete.
For everyone’s sake, just burn those plans and hypnotize furina. They’ll probably pay you.
furina's VA nailed it
1:35 he was so real for this
What!? Ain't no way I'm losing my kid! 😂
teyvat's earliest bottom surgery
Fallen leaves….ADORE MY NIGHT
It's for justice 🤣🤣⚖️💙💙💙👑
THIS IS WAY TO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂
I’m saving my otter dragon from this
Hey, free bottom surgery
true, but less safe
Don't let Wriothesley watch this .
Ok but after a Genshin ad there was "fish ocean game"
furina still pissed at the Home of the Hearth
This lives rent free in my head
*_TWO TAILS?!_*
_🎶Hydro dragon.. hydro dragon🎶_
*_run_*
Aether:SEND HELP!
the lyney was too stunned to speak
and then got scared af
IM WHEEZING
It's gonna be raining HARD TODAY BOYS!
What justice bro 💀💀💀 and I was on the SAME page as Lyney because before he asked if it was safe I had said the exact things ;-;
Furina, i volunteer✋
if genshin chars had twitter
"its hailing😊 the hail balls are crushed-"
Me rejoicing in Furinas newest invention because everyone in Fontaine deserves it for being jerks to her after she saved them and suffered for them for 500 years😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭🤭
Oh God...I can't my stomach hurts-
R.I.P
Furina dosent understand 💀
1:29 nah the way she says it bjajajajajajajajajajajaajjajajajaj💀💀💀💀
So i came here to laugh...and i did, but it also made me think twice before doing something bad..
Fremi is covering his ears
I CANT BREAAAAAAAAATHE💀😭
I don't know what I just watched but im down for it
Thanks for your support
Nuvilette are you ok?💀💀💀💀😳
*holding laughter*
this is literally ME lvl of bs I say on discord(with Furina PFP)
Bro why is the text so small and grainy that i can't read it
new bottom surgery just dropped
AYOOOOOOOO😂😂😂
ooof
I'm crying HGAHAHAHAHAH
Are you sure it’s safe?
I think it being incredibly unsafe is somewhat of the point.
wha- jaja poor them
oh shit
heeheeheeheeheehee
HELP
hey what is happening
@@Lyney.lover1020 magic
ok
yea i know what is happening. Furina's great idea but it takes resinless behavior at it's finest to come up with something like this
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You okay?
It’s not why am I still alive it’s more like how is he still alive, I mean this isn’t the first furina have done this in 500 years -_-
This is disgusting…
How?
Why you cclick on the video?
This is why I hate furina