@@FreejackVesaWatched the American remake of Happy New Year that starred Falk. Every single meaningful mature deep philosophical moment was shaved off the original only leaving enough room for Charles Durning's narrator to repeatedly say how amazing Falk's character is. About 90% of the dialogue is him saying "Nick is a great guy".
@@kaykutcher2103 I've never seen it before, I'll check it out. I'm not typically a fan of remakes, very rarely do they do the original justice. That being said, I do love me some Peter Falk, even in films that are terrible. And the fact that you are suggesting this is a Peter Falk vanity project intrigues me! Thanks for the comment and suggestion.
The moment he took off his jacket to reveal a sleeveless collared shirt is the moment I realized I need this movie in my collection and to cut off all the sleeves of my dress shirts.
This review could start a dangerous new social trend of ending too many sentences with "you understand?" I already caught myself saying it while warning my cat not to steal my seat after getting up from watching this video :P
This movie was insane. Honestly more vanity projects should have the protag say something repeatedly to the point its pretty much their heroic catchphrase, you understand?
@7:23 Italian from Brooklyn here: Italians are VERY affectionate people and were way more handsy when I was growing up in the 80's. Some even used to kiss their kids on the mouth (thankfully mine did not). Hellos and goodbyes at family functions (of which there were a lot since we all lived near each other in the same neighborhood) was an entire event in and of itself. Also, the lead actor looks like my Uncle when he was that age (probably around the same time too). Ya know, I was just looking for another Sedaris movie on Tubi and it didn't come up, but this did. I might have to watch this in its place. I'll be paying very close attention the shooting locations. I need to know if this was shot in my neighborhood. Ya understand? *EDIT* As a big Miami Vice fan, I really dig his suit @22:24. And given I live nearby, I actually wanna take one of my collared shirts and cut off the sleeves, just to see people's reactions when I take off my jacket lol.
I want you to know, the chemistry between you guys is incredible. It makes me feel like I'm watching the movie with you guys, you understand? So much so that I crack open a beer with yall every video. Keep it, you guys! You understand me?
Just wanted to say thanks for being so consistently funny, I've been having a pretty rough year, and as silly as it sounds y'all have always been the highlight of my week, keep up the good work
Same for me. Family stuff, and I was only able to spend any time, with my closest friends, or any friends, for many months. Watching them, reminded me of hanging with my friends, watching these same type of movies, laughing and having a blast, or not sometimes. 😄 It really helped me through a very rough time. Jason’s channel is one of the only channels I support through Patreon for a reason.
Trying to take a drink after every time this dude says, "you understand" would absolutely kill your liver. Great work as always guys. Love the channel. Oh, and Erin's Quads are legit. Peace
Actually in the movie Rushmore Schwartzman plays a high school student who puts on plays of famous movies, one of them being Scarface. It's an accurate representation.
At 24:52, when Brian commented on the girls eyes, and Erin responds with,..."That's what you're looking at?!" ...then proceeds to roast Brian with,.."Man card please!" ...LOL!!!
Don't play a drinking game everytime the main character says "do you understand" you'll be admitted to hospital with acholol poisoning 😂😂😂 Hilarious reaction your channel is the gift that keeps on giving.
Bedroom stucco was a fad among roughly eight houses in 1995. On the plus side, the actress in the wheelchair (Louisette Geiss) went on to have a pretty good career. Y'understand? Y'understand?.....Y'understand?
IMDb says she revealed in 2017 that she quit Hollywood after refusing to (in order to sell a script) watch a naked Harvey Weinstein jerk off naked in his office, and she now sells real estate.
@@JasonBrant well with small parts, until a run in with Weinstein. Look like she's in Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell, quoting the trailer: 'it's like an evil Aladdin's lamp'
Streets of Darkness is the best vanity project evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? Ya gotta really respect and appreciate the artistry here, YOU UNDERSTAND? The best indie crime drama evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? CUZ I UNDERSTAND!🤣😜
This movie is truly transcendent. Its main theme showcases the villainous and psychopathic effects that “post-nut clarity” can have on certain individuals.
"I'm glad you guys are also distracted with the furniture in this movie." -Brian "Where's the toilet paper?" -Jason You all are frickin hilarious! I appreciate you guys. Keep crushing it!
Just started "The Dark" Excellent so far. That was a wonderful dedication to Erin. Also, the jacket has great artwork. Question. When did you write this and then publish? I don't remember seeing it until I checked your link after finding your channel. I like your style of writing. I'm trying to figure out who it reminds me of but I can't and that's good. Having a well constructed path that doesn't fill pages and stretch moments. It seems new authors will find a great plot twist and feel they need to swim in it for 20 pages rather than just let it stand on it's own legs. Anyway, well done. I'll be finishing this and ordering another soon.
This guy is a true upstanding hero. You just don't understand, you understand? He stands under such pressure and stands on his own understanding so much. Do you understand what he's been through? Understand?
@JasonBrant I did, lol, you understand? The last 40 minutes or so was filled with disbelieving laughter, you understand? IT SNOWED ALMOST A FOOT IN TWO DAYS IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA, YOU UNDERSTAND?!??!!!?? I'm sorry, winter suddenly hit us HARD. Not as hard as some of you poor phuckers in the Lower 48, oddly enough. I've seen some BLIZZARDS on tv in Chicago, Minnesota, other places; Anchorage, we don't get FEET AND FEET AND FEET of snow like other cities do, despite living in the Icecube State.
This is my movie..yu uNNerstand?..I call the Shots, yu uNNerstand? I motorboat any pair of bewbs I want.. yu uNNerstand? I'm now uNNemployed...yu uNNerstand? 😅😅
I laughed so much at the sleeves. Then I looked down and realised that I was watching this in a sleeve less T. Then i realies that I am always sleeve less. Then I laughed even more. Man I love this channel.
I spend most of my free time in Chicago's Taylor Street, and even I find this guy offensively Sicilian. This guy was raised on artichokes and anisette FOR SURE.
I kinda like the idea of tying up the main storyline 20 minutes into your movie. Why wait till the end? Imagine if 1977 Star Wars was like this? The rest of the movie is Luke, Han and Leia just killing storm troopers!
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I understand 😎🤌
Cool Bravestar Tshirt 😎
Start on the Helen Hunt? Wasn't she in the last movie you guys reviewed?
I have to turn this off because he kept on saying “understand”
I hate him
This stuff is pretty damn good! Chocolate is my favorite. I'll buy some more using this promo code as soon as I'm done with the last two boxes.
No matter how many times he asks "Do you understand?" I still fail to understand.
Yeah but, you understand
You have to watch the sopranos as many times as the filmmaker.
But do you understand?
Listen very carefully. It's the drinking game, you understand 🍻🤤🍻😵
I understand that we all understand, *_you understand?_*
As a drinking game, it has near-fatal potential, y'understand?
WIth all due respect, that's a bad idea. You understand?
I actually went looking for this comment. I believe this would lead to immediate death by alcohol poisoning ‘you understand’ - Cheers~
If you took a drink every time our hero asks "You understand?" you'd be blackout drunk in 8 minutes.
Death would occur with twenty minutes.
@@JasonBrant Death would occur well within 20 minutes even if you drank water each time he says "do you understand".
8 seconds
In this movie, this guy says "you understand?" more than Colombo has said "just one more thing" in his entire life.
🤣🤣
And that's a LOT, you understand?
I want to see Peter Falk in a vanity project. Guess it's too late now though
@@FreejackVesaWatched the American remake of Happy New Year that starred Falk. Every single meaningful mature deep philosophical moment was shaved off the original only leaving enough room for Charles Durning's narrator to repeatedly say how amazing Falk's character is. About 90% of the dialogue is him saying "Nick is a great guy".
@@kaykutcher2103 I've never seen it before, I'll check it out. I'm not typically a fan of remakes, very rarely do they do the original justice. That being said, I do love me some Peter Falk, even in films that are terrible. And the fact that you are suggesting this is a Peter Falk vanity project intrigues me! Thanks for the comment and suggestion.
3:08 "I'm very dangerous person."
Yeah, anyone who handles a gun that way is not safe.
This flick was BONKERS!!! When he took off his jacket to reveal a sleeveless dress shirt, I literally stood up and slow clapped!! Bravo!
That's when he chose to wear an undershirt, and wasn't just wearing a white sports jacket.
The moment he took off his jacket to reveal a sleeveless collared shirt is the moment I realized I need this movie in my collection and to cut off all the sleeves of my dress shirts.
This one is a must own. And yes, sleeves are just holding you back.
Erin doing an “exploding drink dance” when she panicked made me laugh.
If your beer explodes, just pump your legs in place. Works like a charm.
De-noginizer indeed
This review could start a dangerous new social trend of ending too many sentences with "you understand?" I already caught myself saying it while warning my cat not to steal my seat after getting up from watching this video :P
Anyone else get a shudder down their spine when they hear the phrase "It's vanity project time"?
Ya I do, in a good way, ya understand.
You don't love these vanity projects?
I mean not everything is gonna be as creepy as "Honorable Men"
Or Champagne And Bullets >.< @@XombieLejon66
As someone who hates sleeves… this man is my douchy spirit animal 😂
🤣
If he’d had a little rat tail, I think he’d qualify for a top ten douchebags of cinema, list.
Move to Florida. You won't need 'em here.
@@Vaporvice84I almost always wear shorts here (about 100 miles north of Miami) but it’s short sleeves too for me.
You guys should hang out. 😂
By sleeves you mean arm prisons.
This movie was insane. Honestly more vanity projects should have the protag say something repeatedly to the point its pretty much their heroic catchphrase, you understand?
I understand. Question is do you understand!?
@UberNeuman yeah yeah I understand, do you understand?
They were at least smart enough to know having the characters say "Capiche'" would've been too obvious.
I want you to listen very carefully - I understand.
It's what the youts say, you get what I'm saying?
This movie should have been called "You Understand?" lol
Being the main character in a vanity project has one big advantage: it makes you completely irresistible to women.
There trying to be James Bond
All single men should make a vanity project.
Hell, even I throw my underwear at the screen.
@hansgraichen8051 😆
@7:23 Italian from Brooklyn here: Italians are VERY affectionate people and were way more handsy when I was growing up in the 80's. Some even used to kiss their kids on the mouth (thankfully mine did not). Hellos and goodbyes at family functions (of which there were a lot since we all lived near each other in the same neighborhood) was an entire event in and of itself. Also, the lead actor looks like my Uncle when he was that age (probably around the same time too). Ya know, I was just looking for another Sedaris movie on Tubi and it didn't come up, but this did. I might have to watch this in its place. I'll be paying very close attention the shooting locations. I need to know if this was shot in my neighborhood. Ya understand?
*EDIT* As a big Miami Vice fan, I really dig his suit @22:24. And given I live nearby, I actually wanna take one of my collared shirts and cut off the sleeves, just to see people's reactions when I take off my jacket lol.
You absolutely need to cut the sleeves off.
He walks without purpose between Italian crime families and threatening women with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age, y'understand?
This guy has got to have the biggest wardrobe of sleeveless shirts on the planet!
Dude goes to church without sleeves on it. It's amazing.
Wow this dude walks with air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age😆
Drinking game, take a drink every time main character says "you understand?" Make sure to have a paramedic on speed dial
I have the urge to wear sleeveless shirts, and scream “DO YOU UNDERSTAND” for some reason. Also the acting is top notch lol
That would be a great look for you!
I want you to know, the chemistry between you guys is incredible. It makes me feel like I'm watching the movie with you guys, you understand? So much so that I crack open a beer with yall every video. Keep it, you guys! You understand me?
This should have been titled -Streets of Darkness “You Understand”
2:35 "It's a beer shower, eh!"
...Bob or Doug McKenzie, back in the day.😅
"He had sleeves on, I didn't recognize him."
Vanity projects in a nutshell
This movie taught me the importance of verifying understanding in every interaction. The little guy's spewing valuable life lessons here.
Drinking game : take a shot everytime he says "you understand?" Until you understand
Just wanted to say thanks for being so consistently funny, I've been having a pretty rough year, and as silly as it sounds y'all have always been the highlight of my week, keep up the good work
Keep your chin up it will get better
Same for me.
Family stuff, and I was only able to spend any time, with my closest friends, or any friends, for many months. Watching them, reminded me of hanging with my friends, watching these same type of movies, laughing and having a blast, or not sometimes. 😄
It really helped me through a very rough time. Jason’s channel is one of the only channels I support through Patreon for a reason.
That means a lot to hear. Thanks so much guys. Keep going - things will look up!
Hope everything gets better for you soon, you understand?
I hear that. Thanks to you guys I have something good to look forward to on Thursdays and Sundays.
Trying to take a drink after every time this dude says, "you understand" would absolutely kill your liver. Great work as always guys. Love the channel. Oh, and Erin's Quads are legit. Peace
That "Fat Sal" character was unquestionably intended to be the "So Bad It's Good" version of Luca Brasi.
I have a feeling that "You understand?" is going to be a reoccurring phrase on this channel from now on.
If Jason Schwartzman played a mafia guy in a comedy sketch on Saturday Night Live, he would be like the main character in this movie.
That was very specific. 😂😂
Actually in the movie Rushmore Schwartzman plays a high school student who puts on plays of famous movies, one of them being Scarface. It's an accurate representation.
Wow this was insane and damn entertaining. Erin's explanation of giving it the SBIG stamp or the SH IT stamp is the stuff of legends lol 😂
Her explanations are more entertaining by the episode.
Erin, have you ever considered doing voiceover work? I'm continually impressed with your ad reads at the beginning of videos. You could go pro!
Quality editing as always for these vanity films. And writing full of subtle undertones 😅
It's truly a masterwork.
I love these VPs(vanity projects)!
They're my favorite.
vertical piss
The priest costume looks like the outfit Coleman the butler wears on the train in Trading Places.
The guy is a discount Emilio Estevez, Bill Pullman and Andy Garcia at the same time.
It’s up my nose, it’s on my glasses… best quote ever.
"If you know what I mean..."
I found a new level of self loathing when I immediately recognized Hanging Out With My Family from Birdemic
This guy's character should have been named "Phony Montana". 😂 #DoYouUnderstand
He looks like tugg speedman doing an impression of Andy Garcia
This guy watched Scarface once and said “I can do that”!
At 24:52, when Brian commented on the girls eyes, and Erin responds with,..."That's what you're looking at?!" ...then proceeds to roast Brian with,.."Man card please!" ...LOL!!!
"Y'understand?" DO NOT have that as your drinking game trigger...... You won't make it.
I understand.
omg right off the bat at 3:10 there's no way in hell he wears his jeans that high.. this is going to be AMAZING
i thought 39mins was longer than usual.... then Erin opened that beer.
Somehow, this movie is rated 7.1 on IMDb -- you understand?
All the best vanity projects have fake votes/reviews. It's part of the creative process.
Great intro we need a little comedy in are life
Haha, thanks.
our*, you undastand?
"Thats what makes me laugh, Poop Jokes." You sir, are in the correct show
Don't play a drinking game everytime the main character says "do you understand" you'll be admitted to hospital with acholol poisoning 😂😂😂
Hilarious reaction your channel is the gift that keeps on giving.
Bedroom stucco was a fad among roughly eight houses in 1995. On the plus side, the actress in the wheelchair (Louisette Geiss) went on to have a pretty good career. Y'understand? Y'understand?.....Y'understand?
IMDb says she revealed in 2017 that she quit Hollywood after refusing to (in order to sell a script) watch a naked Harvey Weinstein jerk off naked in his office, and she now sells real estate.
Did she really? That's amazing.
@@JasonBrant well with small parts, until a run in with Weinstein. Look like she's in Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell, quoting the trailer: 'it's like an evil Aladdin's lamp'
27:37 this guy got on the crazy train to unhinged town a LONG time ago🤣🤣🤣
I've _got_ to get a Toten in my life! No one will watch terrible movies with me. 😭 I love this; you understand me?
I understand.
I've been waiting 14 minutes for the hero to bust out the black tank top 😂
lol The beginning had me cracking up I can picture Jason singing to himself " she ani't heavy she's my wife" 🤣
That went right over my head.
@@JasonBrant When Erin almost spilled her beer on your rug
"Don't drink and shop people"
Posts ad right after:)
Totally unrelated to the film but Jason I LOVE your Bravestarr shirt. Totally underrated 80s cartoon
23:46 _'Banging Her Through Time'_ is the perfect title for an 80's hairband music video featuring non-stop geriatric PoV smut. 😐
Sounds like a hairband song. 😆
Streets of Darkness is the best vanity project evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? Ya gotta really respect and appreciate the artistry here, YOU UNDERSTAND? The best indie crime drama evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? CUZ I UNDERSTAND!🤣😜
Wow, your ad spot was so professional I thought I'd accidentally cancelled my RUclips premium!
Erin: “That is why Neil Breen is peerless.” Wow. This movie has made you say those words 😂
Oh boy when an ep goes nearly 40 minutes, you know it's gonna get wild!
I understand. May I suggest an alternate title for this masterpiece? "Quest for Comprehension"
This movie is truly transcendent. Its main theme showcases the villainous and psychopathic effects that “post-nut clarity” can have on certain individuals.
If there is another movie from this dude you guys should do a shot every time he says you understand
We would die.
Going by the only review I could find of this movie, it is apparently a sequel to a Christian film.
You know that bit in Jaws 2, when the shark attacks the boat and the girl madly throws gasoline all over herself for no reason? Erin with that beer...
Strength of the Bear, Speed of the Puma, Sight of the Eagle. Shout out from New Texas!
The best chorus of beer opening chaos I've ever seen lol. Absolutely hysterical
Haha, caught us all off guard.
Erin laughing when that girl was slapped was me 😂. I did NOT mean to laugh but it was so funny for some reason 😂
"I'm glad you guys are also distracted with the furniture in this movie." -Brian
"Where's the toilet paper?" -Jason
You all are frickin hilarious!
I appreciate you guys.
Keep crushing it!
"Where's the toilet paper?" Sums it up perfectly.
Can't wait for the next episode! YOU UNDERSTAND?
Brian's shirt is fucked up juuuust subtly enough that it snuck into my consciousness slowly, like a glitch in the matrix.
When Brian busts out one of his monotone quips like "some people like talking to people", it kills me 😂
Just started "The Dark" Excellent so far. That was a wonderful dedication to Erin. Also, the jacket has great artwork.
Question. When did you write this and then publish? I don't remember seeing it until I checked your link after finding your channel.
I like your style of writing. I'm trying to figure out who it reminds me of but I can't and that's good. Having a well constructed path that doesn't fill pages and stretch moments. It seems new authors will find a great plot twist and feel they need to swim in it for 20 pages rather than just let it stand on it's own legs.
Anyway, well done. I'll be finishing this and ordering another soon.
This guy is a true upstanding hero. You just don't understand, you understand? He stands under such pressure and stands on his own understanding so much. Do you understand what he's been through? Understand?
I understand.
"You understand?" definitely needs to be the title of this movie.
BraveStar had the best intro of any cartoon in history.
This Toten Turd should have been called NOBODY UNDUHSTANDS! (You Unduhstand?) The Movie.
If you had taken a shot every time the phrase "do you understand?" is uttered in this movie, your liver would be gone. Totally obliterated.
I’ll be asking people “ya understand,” if not telling them “ya understand,” for days now!
OMG. Erin with the overflowing beer busted me up! I haven't even watched the video yet!
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
ON WIT DA FUN!!!
I think you're going to dig this movie.
@JasonBrant I did, lol, you understand? The last 40 minutes or so was filled with disbelieving laughter, you understand? IT SNOWED ALMOST A FOOT IN TWO DAYS IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA, YOU UNDERSTAND?!??!!!??
I'm sorry, winter suddenly hit us HARD. Not as hard as some of you poor phuckers in the Lower 48, oddly enough. I've seen some BLIZZARDS on tv in Chicago, Minnesota, other places; Anchorage, we don't get FEET AND FEET AND FEET of snow like other cities do, despite living in the Icecube State.
The Birdemic call back was a thing of beauty 😂
Jason needs to make a Vanity project. Just to show everyone how to make a proper vanity project. Lol
She spent so much time rearranging the toilet that she got desperate and used the cardboard tube too.
The dvd cover looks like threat level midnight part 2 with Michael Scott lol
Its the real prison Mike 😂
🤣
This is my movie..yu uNNerstand?..I call the Shots, yu uNNerstand? I motorboat any pair of bewbs I want.. yu uNNerstand? I'm now uNNemployed...yu uNNerstand? 😅😅
You guys out did yourself with this one. This one’s awesome 😂😂😂
Thanks!
I laughed so much at the sleeves. Then I looked down and realised that I was watching this in a sleeve less T. Then i realies that I am always sleeve less. Then I laughed even more. Man I love this channel.
You have to tell me where you get your socks Brian, you understand? No.. but really. They’re great lol
Great movie. Needs a part 2. "UNDERSTAND ! !"
I spend most of my free time in Chicago's Taylor Street, and even I find this guy offensively Sicilian. This guy was raised on artichokes and anisette FOR SURE.
This is the greatest vanity project, do you understand? Chef’s kiss, mwaah
lmao was waiting for the Erin spilling her drink event after watching the last live stream
37:33 that movie was So Bad It's Good, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I won't go out of my way, but if i find this at a wild pawn shop, I'll pick it up!🤣🤣🤣
This is the greatest movie ever.
You understand.
You are a remarkable woman Jason, and I respect you for it.
I understand.
@@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣
I kinda like the idea of tying up the main storyline 20 minutes into your movie. Why wait till the end? Imagine if 1977 Star Wars was like this? The rest of the movie is Luke, Han and Leia just killing storm troopers!
And banging space hookers.