@@AF564 things are different there. People just do that stuff more and no one cares as much as we do in the us or uk or canada, etc. Like he said "you cant stop a woman from cheating" out there they ARE gonna cheat, there is nothing you can do to stop that. Here, there is a high likelihood they wont
@edelkramer9236 It's Jaimaican Patois, a language that is one of the most closely related languages to English. It's kind of confusing, because it's not actually a patois. It is indeed a creole (a complete language formed from multiple other languages) rather than a simple patois (usually synonymous with pidgin, which is an incomplete makeshift language for speakers who can't communicate otherwise). It is related to but distinct from several other Caribbean languages that refer to themselves as "Creole", which may or may not be related to English. Caribbean languages are endlessly fascinating, as they developed in the nexus of so many different cultures that converged from the transatlantic slave trade.
I was my dad and his Jamaican wife back in 09, she took me into the villages where she grew up and we just chilled out in a tin roof shack with her friends. I was high as fuck, and only caught every 5th word of them talking. It felt like a dream. Good times
According to my research 😂 The advice you quoted is actually a Jamaican dance move rather than romantic advice. Here's a fun fact: The phrase "hold her and gwan put real cocky pon her" refers to a dance move in Dancehall, a popular Jamaican music genre. It translates to holding your partner close and dancing with confidence.
A promiscuous woman can never be pleased no matter how much you try to. She’s looking for variety and novelty which is the one thing you can’t give her. Just leave her and go find a good woman that respects you.
Every time I hear Jamaicans speak,I feel like renouncing my country of birth and naturalise in Jamaica,these guys are poetic,there English is MESMERISING
Jesus loves us! For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝ But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: John 1:12 💖🌅 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 💖✝
As a Mexican-American who grew up in Houston Texas USA we have a Jamaican community here. I have always found Jamaicans as friendly, good-hearted, love to party, cook good food, have good ganja and easy to get along with. I live in San Antonio now, and we don't have Jamaicans here. I miss my Jamaican friends in Houston. Oh, Jamaicans have some of the best music 🎶 in the whole world. 🌎
All Mexican indeed are Americans, all Jamaicans are americans as well. Dont let uncle Sam estupidity fool you. BTW. Regueeton comes from Jamaica. Saludos desde Colombia
My guy was like should I go throw fistycuffs or do the sensible thing and just got shoot him? Other dude laughing and the guy takes a second like well then it hits and he’s like bro chill.
A old guy I use to bounce with told me when I was 20 women are gonna be women can’t do nothing to stop them from cheating even if you keep their ass at home
this comment thread and all them likes so close minded and only see one side of the coin its embarassing XD the fact that yall dont stop to think and just hear what yall want to hear rather than re-educate y'all's selves
@@laszlojakab5071 My interpretation of what @symbiosisai said would be that these people are people that he found to record a skit with and they know about it before hand. Not saying I agree or disagree with that.
@@TaylorAmelia it's a language actually. Can't remember all the specifics but it's more than a dialect cuz it's so extensive and complex. Creoles aren't even just dialects, they're languages derived from other languages yk
@@sarlaz3407because people are morons. They're all dialects. Even macedonian and slovenian are just a bit extreme (from a serbo croatian pov) but still on the same spectrum. Samo ljubav
@@killiun55 nope Claiming that others are projecting when, in fact, the claimant is projecting themselves is a complex form of projection known as "projection of projection." This involves several layers of denial and misattribution, making it a particularly challenging dynamic to address in interpersonal relationships.
It's a whole language bru 😂. Well there is two in Jamaica, Jamaican Patwa and Jamaican English (JE is a dialect of English while JP is a seperate language). Patwa is what this video in, it is an English-based Creole language. Like how Haitian Creole is a French-based Creole. In my country Aruba 🇦🇼, we speak a Portuguese-based Creole (Papiamento) as our main language even though we are Dutch Caribbean. Basically every Caribbean island got their own creole language besides the Spanish Caribbean.
@@Diwie8Laugh at this noun noun: dialect; plural noun: dialects a particular form of a language which is peculiar to a specific region or social group. "this novel is written in the dialect of Trinidad" 🤡
@@the_local_bigamistMany people don’t know where the name DREADlock comes from, them boys are not to be messed with if you don’t want to end up in pieces!
Jamaicans are a blessing, theyre full of advice, stories and the funniest shit youll hear all month and man when they get cooking you better have not eaten anything for a week cause you gon find out
Karma is Cause and Effect. Retribution. Punishment or reward distributed in a future life based on performance. Justice is righteous. Just like water seeks its level... so will wicked vs. righteousness.
I agree, had a Jamaican power lifter for a teacher in grade 6 and a Jamaican bus driver in highschool, both of them were the coolest damn guys you’d ever meet. Jamaicans just have that cool energy
What a culture! Warm, inclusive, spontaneous, effusive! Jamaica can teach the world something! No barriers. The advice-giver's beautiful physique makes me thinkof an athlete who failed to fulfil his potential.
@@BIG2hats🤣🤣🤞🏾... me kno so 🫣,I thank Cuba 🇨🇺for the most amazing experience of mi life- it was like the the whole world in one little room&we all just wanted one thing- education&life... & gud wud🤣🤣🤣(read unforgettable) - 🇿🇦♥️🇯🇲🥳🥳🥳-see you next year- mi galfriends need to get some grove back🎊👏🏾-
There should be a website for when you’re having a bad day, you can just FaceTime a Jamaican so they can give you motivational speeches.. I’d sign up to that 😂
Jesus loves us! 💖✝ Now there were in the same country shepherds living out in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were greatly afraid. Then the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid, for So behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.” Luke 2:8-12 💖🌅
Best advice I ever got was from an older Jamaican man. He asked if I had a wife. I told him I’m seeing a few women right now but I don’t know which one I like the best. He said “choose the one who likes you the best, life will be easier that way.” Best advice I ever got *EDIT* : I chose none of them. shortly after i was locked in with a woman who was obsessed with me. I thought I had it good until she cheated. I then learned that someone can still love you and still stab you in the back. I learned that loyalty over love was more important. I once again set my standards even higher. Shortly after another one chose me and we’ve been together ever since. To those feeling bad for the women, don’t worry they move on fast. The one who cheated on me got engaged within 6 months, but not before trying to message me for a meetup a month or two prior to engagement, to which I declined.
It is not about finding the perfect partner but the partner who is willing to have the perfect relationship. No use in fucking Aqua Girl if she shits in your bed and punches you so often that you need a megapint to forget.
As long as you actually care about her and treat her right. I've been in this situation, and the guy was just using me to boost his ego, because I liked him the most out of all the girls he was fucking around with. He didn't actually care about me though. I was his 'bottom bitch'. Absolutely humiliating hearing him admit that. I felt like a whore.
@@benimoo7894Tis common sense ..but sometimes out heart wants things that may be bad for us ..eventhough there might be another girl who loves you more than the girl that you are interested in..
Wow almost like there are subtitles for that & not like they arent speaking english. Hell, even context clues help a lot… But, eyeh, white americans act this way about anything that isnt american vernacular, even though it wouldnt be there without the British in the first place haha
@@Red_Salmond real answer is that a lot of Chinese workers were sent to part of the Caribbean and latin America to work on rail roads and such and just...never went back to China lol
I appreciate that there's still the artists and street prophets to offer up this perspective....tho, to know this makes my heart bleed that much more over the violent conditions. Trenchtown is imprinted on my soul.
Jamaican accents are just incredible: really beautiful and melodic, yet commanding and sound as if every syllable is expressing something exceptionally important😅!
@@nicolejttmom6061 are you fucking kidding me?? why the hell you gotta explain the meaning of melody to like I'm some toddler. I was just being sarcastic dude.🤦♂️
I don't know what I love more. That the white dude would be vulnerable and stop a stranger for advice, or the black dude is gonna pause his world for a vulnerable stanger or that Jamaicans have some incredible wisdom. Nothing but love.
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Jamaicans always have some wisdom ready to give for any situation
Great advice in a very aggresive way.
@@Nyabennah my G mi Nuh know why wi Jamaicans are like dat lol
Bomboclaat funny thou
And that's fucking true... 😂😂😂
Yeah taking back your cheating girlfriend after she gets bored of her fling is great wisdom guys
@@AF564 things are different there. People just do that stuff more and no one cares as much as we do in the us or uk or canada, etc. Like he said "you cant stop a woman from cheating" out there they ARE gonna cheat, there is nothing you can do to stop that. Here, there is a high likelihood they wont
"cuz you see karma a one wicked something"
That is just poetry right there
💯
😂😂
But talking about lending out one of his girlfriends 😂
Karma is a one wicked something, she should known better
I wish these "I gotta get my lick back" girls could understand this.
Bro started with the "Who tf are you?"
And ended with "I'll give you one of my girlfriends" 😂
That’s how friendships worked in school 😂
boys being boys lol
Jamaica full of gs
1k and climbing
“Beg yah nuh”
"Rewind and come again. Big man ting." Bloody solid advice for the whole of mankind.
Boys come once. Men rewind and come again
And you talk about orgasms. 😊 The fug xd
Kamala Harris is half - Jamaican! 🇯🇲 no surprise the coconut 🥥 didn’t fall far from the 🌴!!😊🙏
@@powerofknowledge7771 Boys come once, right in the pusseh. Men rewind and keep coming in the @$$.
999th comment 💯💯rip juice wrld
I swear that that language breeds natural poets. Such prose.
Tbh i think it Just breeds in general yzm 😂 😫😫
@@sianawallace4756why are you fetishizing my culture 😂
@@thatgamer1958 better question is are they fetishizing my people?
No foreal! The accent it way to sexual an when a man turn roun n tell you... mi wah breed yuh... tight pumpum gyaaaalll yo listen
@@sianawallace4756😂
So many Jamaican’s are world class motivational speakers and don’t even know it
So true
You are right a 1000% correct
Definitely
lol so true
Down-presser, small community and a history of social and economic inequality since slavery will do that to you… but only if you learned something
Every Jamaican I’ve met is like a shaman with their wordplay I swear
We gotta lot of sayings 😂
And all the men cheat 😂
its just the association we have with the accent and patois
Dem man exclusive
@@CMeri-sl6bt if all the men cheat all the women cheat too … cause they cheating with women in the end
I love how that man went from “Yo who tf this white boy” to “lemme help a brotha out” as soon as he broke and started laughing 😂
Hell yeah. Racism is funny when it's the black being racist. Makes alot of sense. Oppressed one.
Jamaicans are so emotionally intelligent. It’s so refreshing fr
Lol a scripted 30 second video proves this. RUclips comments are brain dead
All of us except my Dad 😂
@@Jojo_Ojo_14 omg haha. What’s the craziest example of this if u don’t mind my asking
Emotionally intelligent and prolific ganja smokers, yet somehow can't reduce that homicide per capita statistic.
Not my mom
I could listen to this dialect all day long. Love the way they speak in Jamaica.
I could listen all day too, but not understand a fuckin' word 😅
@edelkramer9236 nah it’s patois Bredda
@edelkramer9236 It's Jaimaican Patois, a language that is one of the most closely related languages to English. It's kind of confusing, because it's not actually a patois. It is indeed a creole (a complete language formed from multiple other languages) rather than a simple patois (usually synonymous with pidgin, which is an incomplete makeshift language for speakers who can't communicate otherwise). It is related to but distinct from several other Caribbean languages that refer to themselves as "Creole", which may or may not be related to English. Caribbean languages are endlessly fascinating, as they developed in the nexus of so many different cultures that converged from the transatlantic slave trade.
It's similar to Irish
I was my dad and his Jamaican wife back in 09, she took me into the villages where she grew up and we just chilled out in a tin roof shack with her friends. I was high as fuck, and only caught every 5th word of them talking. It felt like a dream. Good times
"You have to just hold her and gwan put real cocky pon her" Best Jamaican advice ever 😂
Lmao
What does it mean
According to my research 😂
The advice you quoted is actually a Jamaican dance move rather than romantic advice. Here's a fun fact: The phrase "hold her and gwan put real cocky pon her" refers to a dance move in Dancehall, a popular Jamaican music genre. It translates to holding your partner close and dancing with confidence.
@albania2664 it means s*x
@@albania2664either it means put it down on her or there’s also a dance he could be referring to
I just love how naturally people from jamaica have MAASSSIVE fountains of wisdom in them. They're absolutely amazing
He said “leave the bxtch or please the bxtch the choice is yours” Big Man Ting!! 💪🏾🔥
That’s real advice fr
Yessssss
Big mon ting monn
😂
A promiscuous woman can never be pleased no matter how much you try to. She’s looking for variety and novelty which is the one thing you can’t give her. Just leave her and go find a good woman that respects you.
Every time I hear Jamaicans speak,I feel like renouncing my country of birth and naturalise in Jamaica,these guys are poetic,there English is MESMERISING
big man ting
It’s called patois
There
Until the violence makes you change your mind 😂
Their
I'd pay good money to hear a Scotsman having a conversation with a Jamaican dude 😂😂❤
How does this comment not have mad likes!?
I’m Scottish , and my Ex is Jamaican , and when we would chat , some folks would be like 👀😬😐🤷🏻♀️😂😂
Ironically it was the Scottish who took Africans to the Caribbeans so that's why the language is eerily similar.
Scottish here, can understand Jamaicans perfectly
@@MrB831And why so many of us have Scottish surnames
Jamaica is one of my favorite places! Been there 5 times. The people there are so friendly and welcoming.
The average Jamaican is like a sage with the amount of life advice they'll give to a perfect stranger, it's actually really wholesome to watch.
Jesus loves us!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝
But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: John 1:12 💖🌅
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 💖✝
Except when they asking/saying me don’t know if you f*** it right! 😂
I mean, if there are enough words you don't understand, I guess it can sound like sage wisdom.
Advice for what??? 😂🤭
He give good advice here
Jamaicans are so polite in the most hostile way and also make you feel like super man all in one exchange🤣🙏
Well said
A nuh lie
SEEN
And most of the world are so hostile in the most polite way. Scary truths
I feel this way everytime I go to my local Jamaican spot 😂
"Rewind and come again". I think that's solid advice for anyone in this world.
Big man ting
Jah jah real talk 💯💯
What does it mean? Rewind and come again?
@@LorenaRobles-pd3khI wonder the same. Make sure she comes twice??
@@LorenaRobles-pd3kh basically If something in ur life knock you down … bring yourself back up and go again!
Makes you stronger. 👊🏽
As a Mexican-American who grew up in Houston Texas USA we have a Jamaican community here. I have always found Jamaicans as friendly, good-hearted, love to party, cook good food, have good ganja and easy to get along with. I live in San Antonio now, and we don't have Jamaicans here. I miss my Jamaican friends in Houston. Oh, Jamaicans have some of the best music 🎶 in the whole world. 🌎
Aren't all mexicans americans? I mean real native americans??
@@noriorockNo. The brown hair green eyed Spanish speakers aren't native.
All Mexican indeed are Americans, all Jamaicans are americans as well. Dont let uncle Sam estupidity fool you. BTW. Regueeton comes from Jamaica. Saludos desde Colombia
I'm a Jamaican living on a military base in San Antonio and I can tell you brother, it's a lot of us here.
That "Do the sensible thing..." Is comedic gold
White dude turned Irish-Jamaican on "shoot him"
Ting
My guy was like should I go throw fistycuffs or do the sensible thing and just got shoot him?
Other dude laughing and the guy takes a second like well then it hits and he’s like bro chill.
Most underrated comment 4 sure!!!
Too true! Pure 🏆!
That line reminds me of Ali G🤣🤣🤣
“boy me feel sorry for ya my boss” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“rewind and come again, BIG MAN TING” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Dude, the Jamaican accent mixed with the way they structure sentences is so awesome to listen to
Its the way they convey information. So much is in tone and body language. It demands presence
My dude, he's speaking Patois
@@zackgravity7284 Sounds and looks like nonsense English.
@@jadetrentrichards255because you don’t speak it 😂 I’m sure German looks like weird English to you as well
@@sereneskinno he’s got a point, but to yours, German sounds nothing like English
“Rewind and come again.” Absolutely beautiful.
"karma a one wicked something" is a cold fuckin line haha
😂😂😂😂
Side quest better put it pon a T-shirt fi real 🔥💯
Sorry can you explain what that means?
Trust me!!!
@jinamarasinghe9380 hes essentially saying that karma is a cruel mistress. He's just saying that she will suffer for her actions in the future
Even when they are mad, Jamaicans still give you their time 😄
Must be the air
He's not mad tho
Ye bro look like him in some rush nah lie him still give him the time still real yard man🇯🇲
I think that was just the guy version of rbf, he wasn’t mad tf😂😂😂
we literally CANNOT stop the stop and chat
"YOU CAN'T STOP WOMAN FROM CHEAT" really good line to start with
He meant that. 😅
That a one
A old guy I use to bounce with told me when I was 20 women are gonna be women can’t do nothing to stop them from cheating even if you keep their ass at home
this comment thread and all them likes so close minded and only see one side of the coin its embarassing XD the fact that yall dont stop to think and just hear what yall want to hear rather than re-educate y'all's selves
@@Efrxin_no excuse for cheaters
Stop and just listen to the man. He really is giving some of the best advice. 👌
"Rewind and come again"
🤣🤣🤣 yo I felt that.
Salute, bredren🙏🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂
put that on a t-shirt....
front broda big man ting!
and reverse back " rewind & come again" plus a jamaican flag on every sleeve....
cheers!!
As a white boy from suburban USA, what does that mean?
@@1st2nd2 probably "Try again," with the implied meaning to try better.
ahahah I love all languages, opens ones repertoire of consciousness
These random guys always have some legit advice.
Because their not random
@@symbiosisaiDo you know Jamaicans or something? Did they tell you that themselves? Have you gone to Jamaica or something? If not shut the hell up
@@symbiosisaihow do you know?
@@laszlojakab5071 My interpretation of what @symbiosisai said would be that these people are people that he found to record a skit with and they know about it before hand. Not saying I agree or disagree with that.
Except for the alien pumpum one
I can listen to Jamaicans talk for eternity. This language is so beautiful.
Dialect* lol it’s still English tho just patois
@@TaylorAmelia EXACTLY. 😊
@@TaylorAmelia it's a language actually. Can't remember all the specifics but it's more than a dialect cuz it's so extensive and complex. Creoles aren't even just dialects, they're languages derived from other languages yk
@@TaylorAmelia Say that in the Balkans and you'll start a war.
@@sarlaz3407because people are morons. They're all dialects. Even macedonian and slovenian are just a bit extreme (from a serbo croatian pov) but still on the same spectrum.
Samo ljubav
This becomes the most valuable shorts in this years for me. Thx Jamaican, from Korea
“Rewind and come again, Big man ting.”
-A Jamaican.
Jungle beat starts playing in backround
B@greyarea7689 Brooo! That snare build up!
💪💪💪💪💪
🤝🗿
@@greyarea7689that’s shit would be🔥
Jamaicans after dropping the most life changing advice ever
BIG MAN TIG🔥💀
He went from "talk neh bredda!!"🤷🏾♂️
To "boy me feel sorry for you"😭😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
“Put real cocky pon her” need to put that on a shirt 😂😂😂
"Im not sayin you doin it wrong, but rewind and come again"
This is truly great advice in life
"big man ting" hit hard for some reason
Big man thing
Jamaicans speak with so much enthusiasm, love it 🔥
I love listening to Jamaicans talking, love it 🤍✨
My fiance is Jamaican. I laugh at him all the time. They're so funny
Facts cuz that advice breakdown was more potent hearing it in that dialect broken English
@@dominiquelewis3467 you’re lucky! I could listen to it all day lmao
@@Phillyboi215 agreed !
@@shelliebuscus5239Tobuscus fan? 👀 I thought we were all extinct!
The way they talk is sooo interesting & intriguing. I love it 🙌
This was the most aggressively friendly exchange ever! 😂😂😂😂 I love this!
This guy's videos are making me want to go to Jamaica and hang out with these cool af people haha
prefrontal cortex suppression is one hell of a drug
always in survival mode
@@mgntstr projection is one hell of a drug as well Magnus.
@@killiun55 nope Claiming that others are projecting when, in fact, the claimant is projecting themselves is a complex form of projection known as "projection of projection." This involves several layers of denial and misattribution, making it a particularly challenging dynamic to address in interpersonal relationships.
Jamaicans put words together in such a way that you are rivited at their genius and wisdom!
Pidgin English
It's the magic herbs😂
love this and totally agree. in general in the Caribbean they talk in such a brilliant way. so much color and passion
@@CherryAkumalove how you describe it!
And grateful for subtitles. 👀
I find it hilarious how I can't understand anything but also can understand literally everything they're saying 💀
It’s Called Patois
Idk what it’s called, but I need to learn how to do it
you feel the language as much as it is spoken
@@lionmanebigbrain4214 Spent 6 years in Jamaica and people still laugh when I try to speak Patois
I mean u can read too, i hope 😂😂
Jamaicans have a wonderful way with words. Their speech often has a musical quality to it.
the jamaican dialect is so nice to listen to its so naturally rhythmic
It's a whole language bru 😂. Well there is two in Jamaica, Jamaican Patwa and Jamaican English (JE is a dialect of English while JP is a seperate language). Patwa is what this video in, it is an English-based Creole language. Like how Haitian Creole is a French-based Creole.
In my country Aruba 🇦🇼, we speak a Portuguese-based Creole (Papiamento) as our main language even though we are Dutch Caribbean. Basically every Caribbean island got their own creole language besides the Spanish Caribbean.
@@Diwie8EXACTLY ❤❤❤ I LOVE THIS
@@Diwie8 Aweh may bru
@@Diwie8that’s a dialect. it’s a different form of the language
@@Diwie8Laugh at this
noun
noun: dialect; plural noun: dialects
a particular form of a language which is peculiar to a specific region or social group.
"this novel is written in the dialect of Trinidad"
🤡
*"'BOUT WHAT?!"*
said Dumbledore calmly
Lmaooooo
Ayoooo 😂
Laughed way too hard
Got me
LMAO😭
Ngl the way Jamaicans speak English is so unnecessarily poetic, I love it!!!
Big Man Ting
its actually its own language - jamaican patois :)
@@catstateYeah, probably not. More of a regional dialect than anything. Otherwise those rural UK accents would be their own languages as well.
There is nothing poetic about broken English
No its a creole language. @@TheLongDon
Real wisdom right there 😉 and kid switch up that accent quietly 😂
“Need some advice” is a powerful Jamaican spell that will make anyone friendly 😂
You sure about that? Speak to the wrong person on the wrong street in Kingston and your encounter might not be as friendly as you have imagined.
@@the_local_bigamistMany people don’t know where the name DREADlock comes from, them boys are not to be messed with if you don’t want to end up in pieces!
thats why jamaica is doing so well.
...
I've been to Jamaica 8x. Whenever anyone asks me why i always say "it's the people" Jamaicans are amazing ❤
It also has the most murders in the world.
@@scionixx9568 then stay out.
@@scionixx9568 a real cheery fella
🦋 Except for the animal abuse is really high.
It is the people and the atmosphere. If i wanted to be somewhere like the US i would stay in the US.
" Don't put words in my mouth. Rewind and come again " . Love it
😂😂
@@alexnoelle4202read the room
COME AGAIN,,,SO WE REWIND
What does "Rewind and Come Again" mean??
@@dariusbenlice4423stop and think for a second for what you did in the past
All jokes and humor aside that dude dropped some serious words of wisdom.
Jamaicans are a blessing, theyre full of advice, stories and the funniest shit youll hear all month and man when they get cooking you better have not eaten anything for a week cause you gon find out
And loud
and full of crime unfortunately
@@atojad4352 really? what u said that?
If you can understand what their saying
Nicedoppy u know its true
Jamaican talking is like english having a stroke but it somehow comes out sounding poetic every time lol
😂
drunken fist but in english
Well they are speaking an English creole language so it’s not really English it’s more of a separate language
@@nobodywatchesnoobygoes hard 🔥
Its funny cuz their english is closer to old english than what americans speak now…
I want the whole ass harry potter audiobooks read by a jamaican man fr
Crazy part is I’m bout to go hop on Hogwarts Legacy as we speak
I can just imagine the names and spells being absolutely butchered 😂
"BOMBOCLAT" dumbledore said calmly
We need those AI guys to get to it!
@@grayweed7194 HAHAHA
After that deep wisdom, wasn't expecting him to say... " I want to give you one of my GIRLFRIENDS" 😆🤣 Like Wuhhhh!? 😅☠️💀
Idk why but I love the aggression in the tone of Jamaicans and Russians when they speak 😂
Imagine a Jamaican and a Russian get into an argument, would be comedy. Might throw in an Italian for the knee slapper
Lmaoo my wife is Russian. Trust me I know😂😂
Спасибо 💪😊
As a Russian, I love you
Thank you for adding Russian 🇷🇺
"Ya see Karma, a one wicked something" words to live by
3k likes 0 comments lmfao
Facts.😊
Karma is Cause and Effect. Retribution. Punishment or reward distributed in a future life based on performance.
Justice is righteous. Just like water seeks its level... so will wicked vs. righteousness.
He said I don't kno if you fxk it right or if you don't fxk it! Took me out 😂🤣😂😂
I’m crying 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Bro said rewind and come again 😂
had me actually rolling
I died...😂😂😂
Breddah talk nuh breddah 😂😂😂
I can listen to Jamaicans talk all day. Hands down the best accents ever
I agree, had a Jamaican power lifter for a teacher in grade 6 and a Jamaican bus driver in highschool, both of them were the coolest damn guys you’d ever meet. Jamaicans just have that cool energy
It's not an accent.
@michaelenglish839 you know what he means 🤦♂️
@@michaelenglish839 everyone has an accent, it doesn’t matter what language you speak
@@mullittmustang256 Nope.
“The sensible thing” was so funny 🤣
Dude cracked up at the same time I did 😅🤣
Big man ting!
There is no one in the world that speaks a cooler version of English than Jamaicans
Scots are up there though
Belizean’s
Ebonics the coolest.
I suppose you need a friend from Birmingham (or Peaky Blinders).
I like Irish accents the best, but it's deff a preference thing.
What a culture! Warm, inclusive, spontaneous, effusive! Jamaica can teach the world something! No barriers. The advice-giver's beautiful physique makes me thinkof an athlete who failed to fulfil his potential.
You know a Jamaican can curse me out and I'll be completely okay with that as long as they keep talking 😂😂
As a Jamaican I can confirm the foreign girls would agree, every argument ends up in the bedroom 🤣
Nah.
@@BIG2hats🤣🤣🤞🏾... me kno so 🫣,I thank Cuba 🇨🇺for the most amazing experience of mi life- it was like the the whole world in one little room&we all just wanted one thing- education&life... & gud wud🤣🤣🤣(read unforgettable) - 🇿🇦♥️🇯🇲🥳🥳🥳-see you next year- mi galfriends need to get some grove back🎊👏🏾-
Can cuss me out all day too cause I couldn't follow a word he said
I had to pause and rewind a few times to get the idea!.. 😅😅😅
"Don't put words in my mouth...I don't know if you fck it right!"
I died 😂🎉
Issa real Jamaican dat hear 😂
'Rewind and come again'. That line has many levels of wisdom it's too funny 😂😂😂😂
Okay, but I read your post just as he said it. Amazing timing. 😂
I want to like this comment, But I don’t want to be the 666th like for this… I ll wait…
I finally got that tinking bout tit after rewind and come again a few times 😎
😂😂😂😂😂
Start over.
The Jamaican Accent is so captivating and poetic. I wish I was surrounded by this.
Not “give you one of my girls” and “I don’t know if you facked it right”. 😂😂😂
808 angel number
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t put words in his mouth 😂
There should be a website for when you’re having a bad day, you can just FaceTime a Jamaican so they can give you motivational speeches.. I’d sign up to that 😂
I grew up with them so I have a good 20 on speed dial I can call or facetime when ever I need some wisdom. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@62beansgoon send the digits bro, I need that shit 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@62beansgoontell them to post some videos! ❤❤❤ it can be about anything! We will love every bit of it!
Real talk
You can't stop woman from cheat! Bredda talk nuh bredda!!
It’s actually fascinating I’ve heard tons of people, including mostly Jamaicans, say that you should never date a Jamaican guy or girl lol
@@NoPlanNoProbthe women are great I love all the Jamaican women I've met. My first woman was from Jamaica
@@mattdenise8867 personally I happen to have Jamaican family, and lots of Jamaican friends. They’re all mad cool, but my aunt is batshit crazy haha
@@NoPlanNoProb if you listen to what everyone has to say about women, you would probably be gay. If not already
@@NoPlanNoProbhow many of them have cheated? I'm trynna see something
I lov this RUclipsr and him Jamaican impressions
"You can't stop a woman from cheat"
- Wise Jamaican Man
truest shit ever!
That a one
I'm not gonna lie I love the wisdom these dudes drop on you. Such compassion in every conversation even when you hit em with ridiculousness 😂
jamaican accent are damn good 😂
He has multiple girls, his gitls have multiple men... And they wonder why STDs are so rampant in Jamaica 😂
"Be kind. Rewind" -ancient Blockbuster proverb.
The energy flowing through a Jamaican soul is POWERFULLLLL
That's what i really gather from the way they speak
They don't have a soul any different than anyone else
@@CubeInspector bruh did you really come in here and "NO AKCHUALLY" some shit about souls?
This
Jamaicans have got to be the coolest people
“Boy, my general”😂 Jamaica, please protect this man 😂
😂😂
Me in general i believe
@@galisingtamad4629nah its my general
Yes!!
pretty sure he says "Boi imma general".
As in he's asking him weather or not to kill someone
I love the way Jamaicans speak. So straightforward yet almost poetic with their words
I love the way you guys gas us based on these videos 😂 the reality is way different
Phoetic? I almost got a brain tumor listening to this garbage english.
@@thesinfulyogini2073not really i grew up around Jamaicans in ny and me being 🇬🇾 myself there’s nothing gassed about this at all☠️☠️
I like Trolls from WoW they are based on Jamaica accent and they are the coolest character to play as. Ya man!
1000th
I’ve watched this like 10 times in a row now, going through a rough one rn fellas. The Jamaican god has spoken. Big man tings and rewind
You’ll be alright man…don’t ever put your all into a woman. Save your heart because she’s not going to do it.
Rewind and come again
@@agarraaki1FACTS
It's a blessing, it's just hard to see it right now. You'll look back one day and be grateful for the lesson too. Keep your head up.
Keep it going on brotha you can i trust you
The way Jamaicans talk always tickle my brain, it's so nice to hear.
I love the way Jamaican people speak! It’s like a song, or poetry ❤
yes right
I can't understand shit they say lol
Irish and African pirates. That's what they sound like, because that's who their ancestors were. You can see it in their flag design.
yeah except the translation to formal english would get a bit vulgar toward the end there 😳
I love how they sound rewind .and come again ...lol ..
“Rewind and come again” some quality life advice that
Jesus loves us! 💖✝
Now there were in the same country shepherds living out in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were greatly afraid. Then the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid, for So behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.” Luke 2:8-12 💖🌅
💯
Big man ting
@@ddawgdmitri😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t fully understand what it means
Best advice I ever got was from an older Jamaican man. He asked if I had a wife. I told him I’m seeing a few women right now but I don’t know which one I like the best. He said “choose the one who likes you the best, life will be easier that way.” Best advice I ever got
*EDIT* : I chose none of them.
shortly after i was locked in with a woman who was obsessed with me. I thought I had it good until she cheated. I then learned that someone can still love you and still stab you in the back. I learned that loyalty over love was more important. I once again set my standards even higher. Shortly after another one chose me and we’ve been together ever since. To those feeling bad for the women, don’t worry they move on fast. The one who cheated on me got engaged within 6 months, but not before trying to message me for a meetup a month or two prior to engagement, to which I declined.
It is not about finding the perfect partner but the partner who is willing to have the perfect relationship. No use in fucking Aqua Girl if she shits in your bed and punches you so often that you need a megapint to forget.
That’s basic common sense 😭🙏
@@benimoo7894 no it ain’t. We usually want the hottest one
As long as you actually care about her and treat her right. I've been in this situation, and the guy was just using me to boost his ego, because I liked him the most out of all the girls he was fucking around with. He didn't actually care about me though. I was his 'bottom bitch'. Absolutely humiliating hearing him admit that. I felt like a whore.
@@benimoo7894Tis common sense ..but sometimes out heart wants things that may be bad for us ..eventhough there might be another girl who loves you more than the girl that you are interested in..
Love the Jamaican vibes n everythin, been chokin to go to Jamaica 🇯🇲
I haven't a clue what these 2 have just said but I want to sit and listen to them talk all day! 😂
Well good thing there are subtitles
Same 😂😂😂
His bitch cheating. Yard man tellin some real truth
Same lmao
Wow almost like there are subtitles for that
& not like they arent speaking english. Hell, even context clues help a lot…
But, eyeh, white americans act this way about anything that isnt american vernacular, even though it wouldnt be there without the British in the first place haha
If you watched this more than 7 times, gather here 😅
That’s gotta be the most well strung together comment about watching a video more than once…may the force be with you 😂
🎉
Wow what a place
Here ! 😂
I had to rewind and come again😅
Amount of people not realising just how many White Jamaicans there is on the island 😂😂
Chinese too. Shit threw me hearing an asian woman cuss me out in patois
they got lost or something ? 😂
@@Red_Salmond real answer is that a lot of Chinese workers were sent to part of the Caribbean and latin America to work on rail roads and such and just...never went back to China lol
@@jonathancummins6234they were cheated/lied into slave-adjacent contracts, a lot of them were whipped in working fields
@plumage.mp4 cool story bro. Happened to everyone back then
Jamaicans and the scottish, funniest people ever
I’d live in Jamaica just to hear them speak all day. The way they put words together is effortlessly poetic. Ghetto Shakespeare for real.
I think I wouldn't understand shit without subtitles, though
@@bby_gigiIt's Jamaican patois
But how will you know what they’re saying without the captions??! 😆🤭😉
I was reading the captions and I still don’t know what they are saying
Not a joke. ALL DAY POETRY.
I love Jamaican people, they have such a bright look on life even when things are dark. 🇯🇲
Thank you.
I appreciate that there's still the artists and street prophets to offer up this perspective....tho, to know this makes my heart bleed that much more over the violent conditions. Trenchtown is imprinted on my soul.
then you have clearly never met one. They are extremely rude
@@minotaur770 We are rude only to those who have earned our derision. Manners are extremely important within the Jamaican household and culture.
I’m glad they put the caption’s on this convo. 😂
Im so confused lol
Me too and I still had a hard time following!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love listening to Jamaicans. There's something really comforting and peaceful about their dialect.
The laugh in the background after he asks should he shoot the guy has me rollin 🤣🤣🤣
.... when you're trying to mind your own business, but someone say something so wild you can't ignore it lol
That had me cracking up too!!
Jamaican accents are just incredible: really beautiful and melodic, yet commanding and sound as if every syllable is expressing something exceptionally important😅!
Beautifully said.
You sound like a white tourist who’s never been out of the US before
Did you just say melodic?🤣
@@akeemjubril72 adjective: melodic:
of, having, or producing melody.
"melodic and rhythmic patterns"
pleasant-sounding; melodious.
@@nicolejttmom6061 are you fucking kidding me?? why the hell you gotta explain the meaning of melody to like I'm some toddler. I was just being sarcastic dude.🤦♂️
Genuinely, the way Jamaican people speak is so calming to me and I don't understand it at all but I love it
Same
That got me 😂. Rewind and come again. Love jamaicans. They are very Special. Protect that people at all cost
He say don’t put words in his mouth, he don’t know if you do it right or not 😂
LMAO
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Sven botman media plc
I don't know what I love more. That the white dude would be vulnerable and stop a stranger for advice, or the black dude is gonna pause his world for a vulnerable stanger or that Jamaicans have some incredible wisdom. Nothing but love.
In the real world this is normal. I’m from California, most definitely normal here.
Why does it matter their race? 😂 just write your comment without the words white and black
@@naeducash76000 Cap I live in California and if you stopped someone they would pull out their phone and say you are harassing them.
It's easier to describe who you're talking about in this video by saying the white guy or black guy..
@naeducash007OO normal in the midwest too lol
"rewind and come again. Real man ting". Bars!
BIG man ting. Ya done goofed ma boi
for real
@kiendluu what does that mean?
It means think twice before u act! Come correctly at the situation. Don’t go off emotion.
bro i fucking love the way you talk it puts a smile on my face so bad that my face hurts