@@AF564 things are different there. People just do that stuff more and no one cares as much as we do in the us or uk or canada, etc. Like he said "you cant stop a woman from cheating" out there they ARE gonna cheat, there is nothing you can do to stop that. Here, there is a high likelihood they wont
My guy was like should I go throw fistycuffs or do the sensible thing and just got shoot him? Other dude laughing and the guy takes a second like well then it hits and he’s like bro chill.
According to my research 😂 The advice you quoted is actually a Jamaican dance move rather than romantic advice. Here's a fun fact: The phrase "hold her and gwan put real cocky pon her" refers to a dance move in Dancehall, a popular Jamaican music genre. It translates to holding your partner close and dancing with confidence.
Jesus loves us! For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝ But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: John 1:12 💖🌅 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 💖✝
I met Jamaicans when I went to college then met more at uni. And realised how I build close relationships with them and they loved me and always had wisdom and the way they talk is poetry for every situation. I thought I was lucky to find the good ones but then it turns out that most are like that and even the ones that are rude at first soften up with your tone of voice and what your intention is, just like this guy. Love you Jamaicans. Love from Kurdistan ✌️
@@laszlojakab5071 My interpretation of what @symbiosisai said would be that these people are people that he found to record a skit with and they know about it before hand. Not saying I agree or disagree with that.
A old guy I use to bounce with told me when I was 20 women are gonna be women can’t do nothing to stop them from cheating even if you keep their ass at home
this comment thread and all them likes so close minded and only see one side of the coin its embarassing XD the fact that yall dont stop to think and just hear what yall want to hear rather than re-educate y'all's selves
@@killiun55 nope Claiming that others are projecting when, in fact, the claimant is projecting themselves is a complex form of projection known as "projection of projection." This involves several layers of denial and misattribution, making it a particularly challenging dynamic to address in interpersonal relationships.
A promiscuous woman can never be pleased no matter how much you try to. She’s looking for variety and novelty which is the one thing you can’t give her. Just leave her and go find a good woman that respects you.
I love the Jamaican English dialect. These people have such a profound way of using words and the cadence of their speech is so pleasant to listen to. These clips lead me to believe Jamaicans are such kind people and thst the country would be really cool to visit some day.
Karma is Cause and Effect. Retribution. Punishment or reward distributed in a future life based on performance. Justice is righteous. Just like water seeks its level... so will wicked vs. righteousness.
I absolutely love Jamaicans and how thy talk and their mannerisms and everything there amazing people wish I could visit your beautiful country before I die 😢😊
Every time I hear Jamaicans speak,I feel like renouncing my country of birth and naturalise in Jamaica,these guys are poetic,there English is MESMERISING
believe it or not, its not English. While its very similar, Jamaican Creole/Patois is classified as its own language. Edit: try watching while covering the subtitles 😂
@edelkramer9236 It's Jaimaican Patois, a language that is one of the most closely related languages to English. It's kind of confusing, because it's not actually a patois. It is indeed a creole (a complete language formed from multiple other languages) rather than a simple patois (usually synonymous with pidgin, which is an incomplete makeshift language for speakers who can't communicate otherwise). It is related to but distinct from several other Caribbean languages that refer to themselves as "Creole", which may or may not be related to English. Caribbean languages are endlessly fascinating, as they developed in the nexus of so many different cultures that converged from the transatlantic slave trade.
I was my dad and his Jamaican wife back in 09, she took me into the villages where she grew up and we just chilled out in a tin roof shack with her friends. I was high as fuck, and only caught every 5th word of them talking. It felt like a dream. Good times
This is like music to my ears I could listen to it all day long! Could only dream of a Jamaican life. Some dreams are just unreachable. Beautiful people ❤
It's a whole language bru 😂. Well there is two in Jamaica, Jamaican Patwa and Jamaican English (JE is a dialect of English while JP is a seperate language). Patwa is what this video in, it is an English-based Creole language. Like how Haitian Creole is a French-based Creole. In my country Aruba 🇦🇼, we speak a Portuguese-based Creole (Papiamento) as our main language even though we are Dutch Caribbean. Basically every Caribbean island got their own creole language besides the Spanish Caribbean.
@@Diwie8Laugh at this noun noun: dialect; plural noun: dialects a particular form of a language which is peculiar to a specific region or social group. "this novel is written in the dialect of Trinidad" 🤡
Man's been giving us amazing cultural moments that teach all of us conversational moments from a place that most of us have never been, and will never be. I appreciate you bro.
@@TaylorAmelia it's a language actually. Can't remember all the specifics but it's more than a dialect cuz it's so extensive and complex. Creoles aren't even just dialects, they're languages derived from other languages yk
@@sarlaz3407because people are morons. They're all dialects. Even macedonian and slovenian are just a bit extreme (from a serbo croatian pov) but still on the same spectrum. Samo ljubav
I love Jamaican ppl. They are so friendly, and so much fun. I was recently in 🇯🇲 Jamaica and let me tell you. If you haven’t been to Jamaica your missing out on such a fun vacation and meeting great ppl. I also love their language. 💃🏻🇵🇷
@@the_local_bigamistMany people don’t know where the name DREADlock comes from, them boys are not to be messed with if you don’t want to end up in pieces!
Jamaicans are a blessing, theyre full of advice, stories and the funniest shit youll hear all month and man when they get cooking you better have not eaten anything for a week cause you gon find out
@@BIG2hats🤣🤣🤞🏾... me kno so 🫣,I thank Cuba 🇨🇺for the most amazing experience of mi life- it was like the the whole world in one little room&we all just wanted one thing- education&life... & gud wud🤣🤣🤣(read unforgettable) - 🇿🇦♥️🇯🇲🥳🥳🥳-see you next year- mi galfriends need to get some grove back🎊👏🏾-
I agree, had a Jamaican power lifter for a teacher in grade 6 and a Jamaican bus driver in highschool, both of them were the coolest damn guys you’d ever meet. Jamaicans just have that cool energy
There should be a website for when you’re having a bad day, you can just FaceTime a Jamaican so they can give you motivational speeches.. I’d sign up to that 😂
Jesus loves us! 💖✝ Now there were in the same country shepherds living out in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were greatly afraid. Then the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid, for So behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.” Luke 2:8-12 💖🌅
Needed this right now. Women have done pretty fucked up things in my life. I’m not talking to my girlfriends. I mean like family members too and I carry this trip on my shoulder, but I really need to hear this right now. Thank you brother.
As an Irishman from the south, I trained Chinese Gong Fu under a Rastafari from Brooklyn for 25 years. Learned some Pa Tua and had some of the best times with him. Training, eating dinners, meeting his friends from back in the day and watching his kids grow. I can truly say if you get in with them they will always have your back and best believe if someone talks crap about you when you aren't there they are gonna turn up real quick. Just like this it always tripped people out to see a teenage white guy talking in their lingo to a middle aged black man lmao! Shout out to Sifu Yussef and all the rest in Bedsty. NY!
Best advice I ever got was from an older Jamaican man. He asked if I had a wife. I told him I’m seeing a few women right now but I don’t know which one I like the best. He said “choose the one who likes you the best, life will be easier that way.” Best advice I ever got *EDIT* : I chose none of them. shortly after i was locked in with a woman who was obsessed with me. I thought I had it good until she cheated. I then learned that someone can still love you and still stab you in the back. I learned that loyalty over love was more important. I once again set my standards even higher. Shortly after another one chose me and we’ve been together ever since. To those feeling bad for the women, don’t worry they move on fast. The one who cheated on me got engaged within 6 months, but not before trying to message me for a meetup a month or two prior to engagement, to which I declined.
It is not about finding the perfect partner but the partner who is willing to have the perfect relationship. No use in fucking Aqua Girl if she shits in your bed and punches you so often that you need a megapint to forget.
As long as you actually care about her and treat her right. I've been in this situation, and the guy was just using me to boost his ego, because I liked him the most out of all the girls he was fucking around with. He didn't actually care about me though. I was his 'bottom bitch'. Absolutely humiliating hearing him admit that. I felt like a whore.
@@benimoo7894Tis common sense ..but sometimes out heart wants things that may be bad for us ..eventhough there might be another girl who loves you more than the girl that you are interested in..
Jamaican accents are just incredible: really beautiful and melodic, yet commanding and sound as if every syllable is expressing something exceptionally important😅!
@@nicolejttmom6061 are you fucking kidding me?? why the hell you gotta explain the meaning of melody to like I'm some toddler. I was just being sarcastic dude.🤦♂️
I don't know what I love more. That the white dude would be vulnerable and stop a stranger for advice, or the black dude is gonna pause his world for a vulnerable stanger or that Jamaicans have some incredible wisdom. Nothing but love.
@@Red_Salmond real answer is that a lot of Chinese workers were sent to part of the Caribbean and latin America to work on rail roads and such and just...never went back to China lol
Jamaicans always have some wisdom ready to give for any situation
Great advice in a very aggresive way.
@@Nyabennah my G mi Nuh know why wi Jamaicans are like dat lol
Bomboclaat funny thou
And that's fucking true... 😂😂😂
Yeah taking back your cheating girlfriend after she gets bored of her fling is great wisdom guys
@@AF564 things are different there. People just do that stuff more and no one cares as much as we do in the us or uk or canada, etc. Like he said "you cant stop a woman from cheating" out there they ARE gonna cheat, there is nothing you can do to stop that. Here, there is a high likelihood they wont
"cuz you see karma a one wicked something"
That is just poetry right there
💯
😂😂
But talking about lending out one of his girlfriends 😂
Karma is a one wicked something, she should known better
I wish these "I gotta get my lick back" girls could understand this.
"karma a one wicked something" is a cold fuckin line haha
😂😂😂😂
Side quest better put it pon a T-shirt fi real 🔥💯
Sorry can you explain what that means?
Trust me!!!
@jinamarasinghe9380 hes essentially saying that karma is a cruel mistress. He's just saying that she will suffer for her actions in the future
I work with a Jamaican dude. Man gives some of the coldest and realest advice ever! Dudes a real one!
i work with a jamaican lady, and i tell you, they sure of straight forward.
That "Do the sensible thing..." Is comedic gold
White dude turned Irish-Jamaican on "shoot him"
Ting
My guy was like should I go throw fistycuffs or do the sensible thing and just got shoot him?
Other dude laughing and the guy takes a second like well then it hits and he’s like bro chill.
Most underrated comment 4 sure!!!
Too true! Pure 🏆!
That line reminds me of Ali G🤣🤣🤣
Every Jamaican I’ve met is like a shaman with their wordplay I swear
We gotta lot of sayings 😂
And all the men cheat 😂
its just the association we have with the accent and patois
Dem man exclusive
@@CMeri-sl6bt if all the men cheat all the women cheat too … cause they cheating with women in the end
Dude, the Jamaican accent mixed with the way they structure sentences is so awesome to listen to
Its the way they convey information. So much is in tone and body language. It demands presence
My dude, he's speaking Patois
@@zackgravity7284 Sounds and looks like nonsense English.
@@jadetrentrichards255because you don’t speak it 😂 I’m sure German looks like weird English to you as well
@@sereneskinno he’s got a point, but to yours, German sounds nothing like English
my GOD i’m so proud to be born from a jamaican family, I love my life 🇯🇲
I swear that that language breeds natural poets. Such prose.
Tbh i think it Just breeds in general yzm 😂 😫😫
@@sianawallace4756why are you fetishizing my culture 😂
@@thatgamer1958 better question is are they fetishizing my people?
No foreal! The accent it way to sexual an when a man turn roun n tell you... mi wah breed yuh... tight pumpum gyaaaalll yo listen
@@sianawallace4756😂
“Rewind and come again, Big man ting.”
-A Jamaican.
Jungle beat starts playing in backround
B@greyarea7689 Brooo! That snare build up!
💪💪💪💪💪
🤝🗿
@@greyarea7689that’s shit would be🔥
"You have to just hold her and gwan put real cocky pon her" Best Jamaican advice ever 😂
Lmao
What does it mean
According to my research 😂
The advice you quoted is actually a Jamaican dance move rather than romantic advice. Here's a fun fact: The phrase "hold her and gwan put real cocky pon her" refers to a dance move in Dancehall, a popular Jamaican music genre. It translates to holding your partner close and dancing with confidence.
@albania2664 it means s*x
@@albania2664either it means put it down on her or there’s also a dance he could be referring to
I LOVE JAMAICA!!! Been to Jamaica 🇯🇲 couple of times.
Love your food. Your people. Your music. Everyting 😊❤
Thank you. Big up yuhself 💯🇯🇲
So many Jamaican’s are world class motivational speakers and don’t even know it
So true
You are right a 1000% correct
Definitely
lol so true
Down-presser, small community and a history of social and economic inequality since slavery will do that to you… but only if you learned something
The average Jamaican is like a sage with the amount of life advice they'll give to a perfect stranger, it's actually really wholesome to watch.
Jesus loves us!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝
But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: John 1:12 💖🌅
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 💖✝
Except when they asking/saying me don’t know if you f*** it right! 😂
I mean, if there are enough words you don't understand, I guess it can sound like sage wisdom.
Advice for what??? 😂🤭
He give good advice here
Jamaicans are so polite in the most hostile way and also make you feel like super man all in one exchange🤣🙏
Well said
A nuh lie
SEEN
And most of the world are so hostile in the most polite way. Scary truths
I feel this way everytime I go to my local Jamaican spot 😂
I met Jamaicans when I went to college then met more at uni. And realised how I build close relationships with them and they loved me and always had wisdom and the way they talk is poetry for every situation. I thought I was lucky to find the good ones but then it turns out that most are like that and even the ones that are rude at first soften up with your tone of voice and what your intention is, just like this guy. Love you Jamaicans. Love from Kurdistan ✌️
Bro started with the "Who tf are you?"
And ended with "I'll give you one of my girlfriends" 😂
That’s how friendships worked in school 😂
boys being boys lol
Jamaica full of gs
1k and climbing
“Beg yah nuh”
These random guys always have some legit advice.
Because their not random
@@symbiosisaiDo you know Jamaicans or something? Did they tell you that themselves? Have you gone to Jamaica or something? If not shut the hell up
@@symbiosisaihow do you know?
@@laszlojakab5071 My interpretation of what @symbiosisai said would be that these people are people that he found to record a skit with and they know about it before hand. Not saying I agree or disagree with that.
Except for the alien pumpum one
"Rewind and come again". I think that's solid advice for anyone in this world.
Big man ting
Jah jah real talk 💯💯
What does it mean? Rewind and come again?
@@LorenaRobles-pd3khI wonder the same. Make sure she comes twice??
@@LorenaRobles-pd3kh basically If something in ur life knock you down … bring yourself back up and go again!
Makes you stronger. 👊🏽
I got to say the Jamaican accent is one of the coolest ones on the planet.Never get tired of hearing it. Lovely people as well.
Jamaicans are so emotionally intelligent. It’s so refreshing fr
Lol a scripted 30 second video proves this. RUclips comments are brain dead
All of us except my Dad 😂
@@Jojo_Ojo_14 omg haha. What’s the craziest example of this if u don’t mind my asking
Emotionally intelligent and prolific ganja smokers, yet somehow can't reduce that homicide per capita statistic.
Not my mom
"YOU CAN'T STOP WOMAN FROM CHEAT" really good line to start with
He meant that. 😅
That a one
A old guy I use to bounce with told me when I was 20 women are gonna be women can’t do nothing to stop them from cheating even if you keep their ass at home
this comment thread and all them likes so close minded and only see one side of the coin its embarassing XD the fact that yall dont stop to think and just hear what yall want to hear rather than re-educate y'all's selves
@@Efrxin_no excuse for cheaters
This was the most aggressively friendly exchange ever! 😂😂😂😂 I love this!
This guy's videos are making me want to go to Jamaica and hang out with these cool af people haha
prefrontal cortex suppression is one hell of a drug
always in survival mode
@@mgntstr projection is one hell of a drug as well Magnus.
@@killiun55 nope Claiming that others are projecting when, in fact, the claimant is projecting themselves is a complex form of projection known as "projection of projection." This involves several layers of denial and misattribution, making it a particularly challenging dynamic to address in interpersonal relationships.
I just keep watching this. The rhythm of the speech is soothing😁
"Im not sayin you doin it wrong, but rewind and come again"
This is truly great advice in life
"big man ting" hit hard for some reason
Big man thing
He said “leave the bxtch or please the bxtch the choice is yours” Big Man Ting!! 💪🏾🔥
That’s real advice fr
Yessssss
Big mon ting monn
😂
A promiscuous woman can never be pleased no matter how much you try to. She’s looking for variety and novelty which is the one thing you can’t give her. Just leave her and go find a good woman that respects you.
*"'BOUT WHAT?!"*
said Dumbledore calmly
Lmaooooo
Ayoooo 😂
Laughed way too hard
Got me
LMAO😭
I love the Jamaican English dialect. These people have such a profound way of using words and the cadence of their speech is so pleasant to listen to. These clips lead me to believe Jamaicans are such kind people and thst the country would be really cool to visit some day.
He said I don't kno if you fxk it right or if you don't fxk it! Took me out 😂🤣😂😂
I’m crying 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Bro said rewind and come again 😂
had me actually rolling
I died...😂😂😂
"Ya see Karma, a one wicked something" words to live by
3k likes 0 comments lmfao
Facts.😊
Karma is Cause and Effect. Retribution. Punishment or reward distributed in a future life based on performance.
Justice is righteous. Just like water seeks its level... so will wicked vs. righteousness.
"Rewind and come again"
🤣🤣🤣 yo I felt that.
Salute, bredren🙏🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂
put that on a t-shirt....
front broda big man ting!
and reverse back " rewind & come again" plus a jamaican flag on every sleeve....
cheers!!
As a white boy from suburban USA, what does that mean?
@@1st2nd2 probably "Try again," with the implied meaning to try better.
ahahah I love all languages, opens ones repertoire of consciousness
I absolutely love Jamaicans and how thy talk and their mannerisms and everything there amazing people wish I could visit your beautiful country before I die 😢😊
Ngl the way Jamaicans speak English is so unnecessarily poetic, I love it!!!
Big Man Ting
its actually its own language - jamaican patois :)
@@catstateYeah, probably not. More of a regional dialect than anything. Otherwise those rural UK accents would be their own languages as well.
There is nothing poetic about broken English
No its a creole language. @@TheLongDon
Every time I hear Jamaicans speak,I feel like renouncing my country of birth and naturalise in Jamaica,these guys are poetic,there English is MESMERISING
big man ting
It’s called patois
There
Their
believe it or not, its not English. While its very similar, Jamaican Creole/Patois is classified as its own language.
Edit: try watching while covering the subtitles 😂
I could listen to this dialect all day long. Love the way they speak in Jamaica.
I could listen all day too, but not understand a fuckin' word 😅
@edelkramer9236 nah it’s patois Bredda
@edelkramer9236 It's Jaimaican Patois, a language that is one of the most closely related languages to English. It's kind of confusing, because it's not actually a patois. It is indeed a creole (a complete language formed from multiple other languages) rather than a simple patois (usually synonymous with pidgin, which is an incomplete makeshift language for speakers who can't communicate otherwise). It is related to but distinct from several other Caribbean languages that refer to themselves as "Creole", which may or may not be related to English. Caribbean languages are endlessly fascinating, as they developed in the nexus of so many different cultures that converged from the transatlantic slave trade.
It's similar to Irish
I was my dad and his Jamaican wife back in 09, she took me into the villages where she grew up and we just chilled out in a tin roof shack with her friends. I was high as fuck, and only caught every 5th word of them talking. It felt like a dream. Good times
Even when they are mad, Jamaicans still give you their time 😄
Must be the air
He's not mad tho
Ye bro look like him in some rush nah lie him still give him the time still real yard man🇯🇲
I think that was just the guy version of rbf, he wasn’t mad tf😂😂😂
we literally CANNOT stop the stop and chat
" Don't put words in my mouth. Rewind and come again " . Love it
😂😂
@@alexnoelle4202read the room
COME AGAIN,,,SO WE REWIND
What does "Rewind and Come Again" mean??
@@dariusbenlice4423stop and think for a second for what you did in the past
I'd pay good money to hear a Scotsman having a conversation with a Jamaican dude 😂😂❤
How does this comment not have mad likes!?
I’m Scottish , and my Ex is Jamaican , and when we would chat , some folks would be like 👀😬😐🤷🏻♀️😂😂
Ironically it was the Scottish who took Africans to the Caribbeans so that's why the language is eerily similar.
Scottish here, can understand Jamaicans perfectly
@@MrB831And why so many of us have Scottish surnames
This is like music to my ears I could listen to it all day long! Could only dream of a Jamaican life. Some dreams are just unreachable. Beautiful people ❤
He went from "talk neh bredda!!"🤷🏾♂️
To "boy me feel sorry for you"😭😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
the jamaican dialect is so nice to listen to its so naturally rhythmic
It's a whole language bru 😂. Well there is two in Jamaica, Jamaican Patwa and Jamaican English (JE is a dialect of English while JP is a seperate language). Patwa is what this video in, it is an English-based Creole language. Like how Haitian Creole is a French-based Creole.
In my country Aruba 🇦🇼, we speak a Portuguese-based Creole (Papiamento) as our main language even though we are Dutch Caribbean. Basically every Caribbean island got their own creole language besides the Spanish Caribbean.
@@Diwie8EXACTLY ❤❤❤ I LOVE THIS
@@Diwie8 Aweh may bru
@@Diwie8that’s a dialect. it’s a different form of the language
@@Diwie8Laugh at this
noun
noun: dialect; plural noun: dialects
a particular form of a language which is peculiar to a specific region or social group.
"this novel is written in the dialect of Trinidad"
🤡
I want the whole ass harry potter audiobooks read by a jamaican man fr
Crazy part is I’m bout to go hop on Hogwarts Legacy as we speak
I can just imagine the names and spells being absolutely butchered 😂
"BOMBOCLAT" dumbledore said calmly
We need those AI guys to get to it!
@@grayweed7194 HAHAHA
Man's been giving us amazing cultural moments that teach all of us conversational moments from a place that most of us have never been, and will never be. I appreciate you bro.
Jamaican talking is like english having a stroke but it somehow comes out sounding poetic every time lol
😂
drunken fist but in english
Well they are speaking an English creole language so it’s not really English it’s more of a separate language
@@nobodywatchesnoobygoes hard 🔥
Its funny cuz their english is closer to old english than what americans speak now…
Jamaicans put words together in such a way that you are rivited at their genius and wisdom!
Pidgin English
It's the magic herbs😂
love this and totally agree. in general in the Caribbean they talk in such a brilliant way. so much color and passion
@@CherryAkumalove how you describe it!
And grateful for subtitles. 👀
I can listen to Jamaicans talk for eternity. This language is so beautiful.
Dialect* lol it’s still English tho just patois
@@TaylorAmelia EXACTLY. 😊
@@TaylorAmelia it's a language actually. Can't remember all the specifics but it's more than a dialect cuz it's so extensive and complex. Creoles aren't even just dialects, they're languages derived from other languages yk
@@TaylorAmelia Say that in the Balkans and you'll start a war.
@@sarlaz3407because people are morons. They're all dialects. Even macedonian and slovenian are just a bit extreme (from a serbo croatian pov) but still on the same spectrum.
Samo ljubav
I love Jamaican ppl. They are so friendly, and so much fun. I was recently in 🇯🇲 Jamaica and let me tell you. If you haven’t been to Jamaica your missing out on such a fun vacation and meeting great ppl. I also love their language. 💃🏻🇵🇷
"Rewind and come again. Big man ting." Bloody solid advice for the whole of mankind.
Boys come once. Men rewind and come again
And you talk about orgasms. 😊 The fug xd
Kamala Harris is half - Jamaican! 🇯🇲 no surprise the coconut 🥥 didn’t fall far from the 🌴!!😊🙏
@@powerofknowledge7771 Boys come once, right in the pusseh. Men rewind and keep coming in the @$$.
999th comment 💯💯rip juice wrld
“Need some advice” is a powerful Jamaican spell that will make anyone friendly 😂
You sure about that? Speak to the wrong person on the wrong street in Kingston and your encounter might not be as friendly as you have imagined.
@@the_local_bigamistMany people don’t know where the name DREADlock comes from, them boys are not to be messed with if you don’t want to end up in pieces!
thats why jamaica is doing so well.
...
“The sensible thing” was so funny 🤣
Dude cracked up at the same time I did 😅🤣
Big man ting!
😂😂😂😂
Love from the one and only Jamaica 🇯🇲 ❤
I've been to Jamaica 8x. Whenever anyone asks me why i always say "it's the people" Jamaicans are amazing ❤
It also has the most murders in the world.
@@scionixx9568 then stay out.
@@scionixx9568 a real cheery fella
🦋 Except for the animal abuse is really high.
It is the people and the atmosphere. If i wanted to be somewhere like the US i would stay in the US.
Idk why but I love the aggression in the tone of Jamaicans and Russians when they speak 😂
Imagine a Jamaican and a Russian get into an argument, would be comedy. Might throw in an Italian for the knee slapper
Lmaoo my wife is Russian. Trust me I know😂😂
Спасибо 💪😊
As a Russian, I love you
Thank you for adding Russian 🇷🇺
Jamaicans speak with so much enthusiasm, love it 🔥
Bro was really offering up one of his girlfriends to him 😂 sharing is caring
Jamaicans are a blessing, theyre full of advice, stories and the funniest shit youll hear all month and man when they get cooking you better have not eaten anything for a week cause you gon find out
And loud
and full of crime unfortunately
@@atojad4352 really? what u said that?
If you can understand what their saying
Nicedoppy u know its true
I love listening to Jamaicans talking, love it 🤍✨
My fiance is Jamaican. I laugh at him all the time. They're so funny
Facts cuz that advice breakdown was more potent hearing it in that dialect broken English
@@dominiquelewis3467 you’re lucky! I could listen to it all day lmao
@@Phillyboi215 agreed !
@@shelliebuscus5239Tobuscus fan? 👀 I thought we were all extinct!
I find it hilarious how I can't understand anything but also can understand literally everything they're saying 💀
It’s Called Patois
Idk what it’s called, but I need to learn how to do it
you feel the language as much as it is spoken
@@lionmanebigbrain4214 Spent 6 years in Jamaica and people still laugh when I try to speak Patois
I mean u can read too, i hope 😂😂
This guy in the purple shirt is a true king 👑
There is no one in the world that speaks a cooler version of English than Jamaicans
Scots are up there though
Belizean’s
Ebonics the coolest.
I suppose you need a friend from Birmingham (or Peaky Blinders).
I like Irish accents the best, but it's deff a preference thing.
You know a Jamaican can curse me out and I'll be completely okay with that as long as they keep talking 😂😂
As a Jamaican I can confirm the foreign girls would agree, every argument ends up in the bedroom 🤣
Nah.
@@BIG2hats🤣🤣🤞🏾... me kno so 🫣,I thank Cuba 🇨🇺for the most amazing experience of mi life- it was like the the whole world in one little room&we all just wanted one thing- education&life... & gud wud🤣🤣🤣(read unforgettable) - 🇿🇦♥️🇯🇲🥳🥳🥳-see you next year- mi galfriends need to get some grove back🎊👏🏾-
Can cuss me out all day too cause I couldn't follow a word he said
I had to pause and rewind a few times to get the idea!.. 😅😅😅
'Rewind and come again'. That line has many levels of wisdom it's too funny 😂😂😂😂
Okay, but I read your post just as he said it. Amazing timing. 😂
I want to like this comment, But I don’t want to be the 666th like for this… I ll wait…
I finally got that tinking bout tit after rewind and come again a few times 😎
😂😂😂😂😂
Start over.
And style always match in the dressing... Jamaicans are the best dressers casual and PARTYYYY
I love listening to Jamaicans. There's something really comforting and peaceful about their dialect.
I bet you love not only listening to them ;)
@@coryguy8594 Weirdo
@@coryguy8594 what
@@coryguy8594what does that even mean bro
@@punctualerror1939 It means that she not only loves listening to them ;)
I can listen to Jamaicans talk all day. Hands down the best accents ever
I agree, had a Jamaican power lifter for a teacher in grade 6 and a Jamaican bus driver in highschool, both of them were the coolest damn guys you’d ever meet. Jamaicans just have that cool energy
It's not an accent.
@michaelenglish839 you know what he means 🤦♂️
@@michaelenglish839 everyone has an accent, it doesn’t matter what language you speak
@@mullittmustang256 Nope.
Jamaicans after dropping the most life changing advice ever
BIG MAN TIG🔥💀
Ting
Hahaha,I love this,watching from Papua New Guinea 🇵🇬 ❤ please keep this video about the Jamaicans rolling..more of it please..😂😂😂
There should be a website for when you’re having a bad day, you can just FaceTime a Jamaican so they can give you motivational speeches.. I’d sign up to that 😂
I grew up with them so I have a good 20 on speed dial I can call or facetime when ever I need some wisdom. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@62beansgoon send the digits bro, I need that shit 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@62beansgoontell them to post some videos! ❤❤❤ it can be about anything! We will love every bit of it!
Real talk
“Rewind and come again” some quality life advice that
Jesus loves us! 💖✝
Now there were in the same country shepherds living out in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were greatly afraid. Then the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid, for So behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.” Luke 2:8-12 💖🌅
💯
Big man ting
@@ddawgdmitri😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t fully understand what it means
I love the way Jamaicans speak. So straightforward yet almost poetic with their words
I love the way you guys gas us based on these videos 😂 the reality is way different
Phoetic? I almost got a brain tumor listening to this garbage english.
@@thesinfulyogini2073not really i grew up around Jamaicans in ny and me being 🇬🇾 myself there’s nothing gassed about this at all☠️☠️
I like Trolls from WoW they are based on Jamaica accent and they are the coolest character to play as. Ya man!
1000th
"One Love! One Heart! Let's Get Together And Feel All Right" - Bob Marley ❤🇯🇲🇯🇲🙏🌏
I love the way Jamaican people speak! It’s like a song, or poetry ❤
yes right
I can't understand shit they say lol
Irish and African pirates. That's what they sound like, because that's who their ancestors were. You can see it in their flag design.
yeah except the translation to formal english would get a bit vulgar toward the end there 😳
I love how they sound rewind .and come again ...lol ..
Needed this right now. Women have done pretty fucked up things in my life. I’m not talking to my girlfriends. I mean like family members too and I carry this trip on my shoulder, but I really need to hear this right now. Thank you brother.
"You can't stop a woman from cheat"
- Wise Jamaican Man
truest shit ever!
That a one
"Don't put words in my mouth...I don't know if you fck it right!"
I died 😂🎉
Issa real Jamaican dat hear 😂
I cant believe it, I speak English, Jamaicans speak English, yet the subtitles are a must!
You can't stop woman from cheat! Bredda talk nuh bredda!!
It’s actually fascinating I’ve heard tons of people, including mostly Jamaicans, say that you should never date a Jamaican guy or girl lol
@@NoPlanNoProbthe women are great I love all the Jamaican women I've met. My first woman was from Jamaica
@@mattdenise8867 personally I happen to have Jamaican family, and lots of Jamaican friends. They’re all mad cool, but my aunt is batshit crazy haha
@@NoPlanNoProb if you listen to what everyone has to say about women, you would probably be gay. If not already
@@NoPlanNoProbhow many of them have cheated? I'm trynna see something
“Boy, my general”😂 Jamaica, please protect this man 😂
😂😂
Me in general i believe
@@galisingtamad4629nah its my general
Yes!!
pretty sure he says "Boi imma general".
As in he's asking him weather or not to kill someone
The energy flowing through a Jamaican soul is POWERFULLLLL
That's what i really gather from the way they speak
They don't have a soul any different than anyone else
@@CubeInspector bruh did you really come in here and "NO AKCHUALLY" some shit about souls?
This
As an Irishman from the south, I trained Chinese Gong Fu under a Rastafari from Brooklyn for 25 years. Learned some Pa Tua and had some of the best times with him. Training, eating dinners, meeting his friends from back in the day and watching his kids grow. I can truly say if you get in with them they will always have your back and best believe if someone talks crap about you when you aren't there they are gonna turn up real quick. Just like this it always tripped people out to see a teenage white guy talking in their lingo to a middle aged black man lmao! Shout out to Sifu Yussef and all the rest in Bedsty. NY!
Best advice I ever got was from an older Jamaican man. He asked if I had a wife. I told him I’m seeing a few women right now but I don’t know which one I like the best. He said “choose the one who likes you the best, life will be easier that way.” Best advice I ever got
*EDIT* : I chose none of them.
shortly after i was locked in with a woman who was obsessed with me. I thought I had it good until she cheated. I then learned that someone can still love you and still stab you in the back. I learned that loyalty over love was more important. I once again set my standards even higher. Shortly after another one chose me and we’ve been together ever since. To those feeling bad for the women, don’t worry they move on fast. The one who cheated on me got engaged within 6 months, but not before trying to message me for a meetup a month or two prior to engagement, to which I declined.
It is not about finding the perfect partner but the partner who is willing to have the perfect relationship. No use in fucking Aqua Girl if she shits in your bed and punches you so often that you need a megapint to forget.
That’s basic common sense 😭🙏
@@benimoo7894 no it ain’t. We usually want the hottest one
As long as you actually care about her and treat her right. I've been in this situation, and the guy was just using me to boost his ego, because I liked him the most out of all the girls he was fucking around with. He didn't actually care about me though. I was his 'bottom bitch'. Absolutely humiliating hearing him admit that. I felt like a whore.
@@benimoo7894Tis common sense ..but sometimes out heart wants things that may be bad for us ..eventhough there might be another girl who loves you more than the girl that you are interested in..
“boy me feel sorry for ya my boss” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“rewind and come again, BIG MAN TING” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Amen
I like how he was mad about being stopped but still stayed to give advice anyway lmao. He’s a real one
Most Jamaicans are like this😂😂
@@hopemckenzie3502 swear 😂
Lol he wasn't mad, that's just how Jamaicans talk 😂
He wasn't mad about it.
That “Bredda tawk nuh brudda” kilt me 😂
I’ve watched this like 10 times in a row now, going through a rough one rn fellas. The Jamaican god has spoken. Big man tings and rewind
You’ll be alright man…don’t ever put your all into a woman. Save your heart because she’s not going to do it.
Rewind and come again
@@agarraaki1FACTS
It's a blessing, it's just hard to see it right now. You'll look back one day and be grateful for the lesson too. Keep your head up.
Keep it going on brotha you can i trust you
I'm not gonna lie I love the wisdom these dudes drop on you. Such compassion in every conversation even when you hit em with ridiculousness 😂
jamaican accent are damn good 😂
He has multiple girls, his gitls have multiple men... And they wonder why STDs are so rampant in Jamaica 😂
"Be kind. Rewind" -ancient Blockbuster proverb.
Sometimes strangers give you the best unbiased advice, they're not emotionally tied
i find that to be the case in most situations, advice from someone not blinded by whatever obsession holds you in that moment from seeing the truth
I just realized how lost I'd be without subtitles.🤣
Jamaican accents are just incredible: really beautiful and melodic, yet commanding and sound as if every syllable is expressing something exceptionally important😅!
Beautifully said.
You sound like a white tourist who’s never been out of the US before
Did you just say melodic?🤣
@@akeemjubril72 adjective: melodic:
of, having, or producing melody.
"melodic and rhythmic patterns"
pleasant-sounding; melodious.
@@nicolejttmom6061 are you fucking kidding me?? why the hell you gotta explain the meaning of melody to like I'm some toddler. I was just being sarcastic dude.🤦♂️
"big man ting" hit rlly hard ngl
Frfr
I don't know what I love more. That the white dude would be vulnerable and stop a stranger for advice, or the black dude is gonna pause his world for a vulnerable stanger or that Jamaicans have some incredible wisdom. Nothing but love.
In the real world this is normal. I’m from California, most definitely normal here.
Why does it matter their race? 😂 just write your comment without the words white and black
@@naeducash76000 Cap I live in California and if you stopped someone they would pull out their phone and say you are harassing them.
It's easier to describe who you're talking about in this video by saying the white guy or black guy..
@naeducash007OO normal in the midwest too lol
"You can't stop women from cheating".
So true. So true. Rebecca taught me a lesson.
Amount of people not realising just how many White Jamaicans there is on the island 😂😂
Chinese too. Shit threw me hearing an asian woman cuss me out in patois
they got lost or something ? 😂
@@Red_Salmond real answer is that a lot of Chinese workers were sent to part of the Caribbean and latin America to work on rail roads and such and just...never went back to China lol
@@jonathancummins6234they were cheated/lied into slave-adjacent contracts, a lot of them were whipped in working fields
@plumage.mp4 cool story bro. Happened to everyone back then
I’m glad they put the caption’s on this convo. 😂
Im so confused lol
Me too and I still had a hard time following!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He went from annoyed to counselor in a NY minute
Absolute fucking poetry 😂😂
I’d live in Jamaica just to hear them speak all day. The way they put words together is effortlessly poetic. Ghetto Shakespeare for real.
I think I wouldn't understand shit without subtitles, though
@@bby_gigiIt's Jamaican patois
But how will you know what they’re saying without the captions??! 😆🤭😉
I was reading the captions and I still don’t know what they are saying
Not a joke. ALL DAY POETRY.
When he said "Big man ting", that sold me. 😂
🫡😤
Benjie Webb Big Tings! 😂
Genuinely, the way Jamaican people speak is so calming to me and I don't understand it at all but I love it
Same
no lie, I'm white and shared a condo with Jamaicans in Myrtle Beach. I love them. Miss those parties, and days