date me or die (NOT FOR KIDS)
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- directed/edited by Brandon Rogers
IG: @brandonbored
TikTok: @brandonrogers
shot by Joshua Thomas
@cassanovafilms
production supervisor Cassie Thomas
@nilahindigo
featuring:
Kornbread Jeté @kornbreadthesnack
Paulette Jones @paulette.jones
Georgina Leahy @georgieleahy
Nandini Minocha @nandiniminocha
theme song performed by Adam Neylan @adamneylan
I love that Brandon just doesn't care about being demonitized and does whatever he wants. We need more people like him nowadays.
I’m ur 100 liked comment
Like filthy frank👌
Yes
he gets his money from vivizie anyway
"need more people like him?"
Bitch please.
As a British person, I'm so happy we are being represented by true British people. I too like anything with cannons and teatime with turds.
as a slav living in the uk, although it’s not ingrained into my biology to do such things, I wholeheartedly embrace them because I love the British culture :))
As a human living on earth, i wanna die :D
@@Slavid999 hey! I think we got something in common!
I want a British boyfriend
@@carlossebastiannecroticgot7232 wagwan
Love how Cathy is now almost eyebrowless.
hi
Lol.
Why is an msm fan here
@@polyx89 hey.
@@riddlerx994 idk, ask Joe.
"My son is a robot"
"My mother is a whore"
This is so perfect, I'm dying-
1:16 "It's 20-something, I'm doing lesbian shit this year." This really spoke to me as a Bi
Same, lol
Me but with men
SAMRRR
"Those are your glasses"
* tries to eat the glasses*
" oh dont eat that"
"I do what I want"
I've never been so inspired by such meaningful words
same
Same
Indeed
“I do what I want, when I want, dawg”
Brandon is one inspiring gentleman.
As a straight guy, this has convinced me to explore asexuality
edit: WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES?! I'm just a straight guy going celebate XD
Beat you there buddy
You got me in the first half
Saaaame
@@williamafton9399 Dad-
@@micheal-afton7389 Son?!? What are you doing here...
Brandon knows how to touch the boundaries. He will slam on that shit repeatedly but never cross it. AMAZING
"Date Me or Die" is literally Sweetheart's Quest for Hearts in Omori and no one can tell me otherwise.
True.
Hi random deltarun fan
Loved seeing Delmar Lysol back.
"I have a heart as deep as my crawlspace and I intend on showing you both."
2:20 Me seeing "heartless" Elmer smiling is gold!
Elmer and the other Elmers should start a clone boyband
OMG yes 💯💯
Elmer and the Elmers
You just gave me the best worst idea.
If the Elmers don’t murder Elmer
"If you ask me why, I'll give you 10 to 26 reasons"
Low key would like to know why
Her kids. She said she had 10-26 kids. The joke is she had so many kids and she doesn't want any more
@@alexskywalker5478 ...
@@kaysalynmay8407 I was explaining to the user above me. Idk why you are saying "..." to me for helping someone understand something they asked help on
"I'll do what i want." is the kind of energy we all need to have in our lives
So glad elmer is back, he has such a great personality
Bro, this guy never stops being funny 😂
You too Cartman
@@teenamazingsquad.2042 Ah, a man of taste.
0:13
"my attitude is negative but my HIV is positive"
I get it 👍😁
“AND WHO’S AN ALCOHOLIC”
As a brit I. This is very true we are all alchies
Edit: I will fight the next person to say bri ish in the comments I stg /lh /j
yep
Ew british
Bri ish
@@therabbitking6090 making fun of a British person what’s wrong with you (Ik london bad but I’m British
@@Maddest-r2g brits dont have feelings as they are brits
2:06 i cant Breathe
Brandon:
"Not for not-single people"
Me: 🤔
I didn't laugh 😐
Bts biot 🥺
I said oof double negative so it's for me an asexual single
Brandon is carrying the last grain of good crackhead humor that we all loved back then when youtube weren't softballs. He's carrying the spirit of filthy frank.
Thanks Brandon for making us forget about our world problems to watch this
For real
too bad is not a full hour
Bro why you gotta call me out like that
i don’t really know how you always manage to come up with new creative ideas like this one, but this video is absolutely great, KEEP IT UP QUEEN
As an AroAce, I appreciate the warning
manjusha making a random appearance in a new brandon video made my whole year you don’t understand
“ I didn’t have a gender before it was cool”
*parts hair to the side*
I showed my dad "Sam and stuff" and "blame the hero" and now he's obsessed with these videos I'm a proud human
0:39 So was her son.
1:45 holy crap, it's Grandpa! He needs a new video, we haven't seen him in ages.
Last time I was this early, theater class was still an on-going series
1:06 my heart stopped. Fucking hilarious.
Screw the bachelor and bachelorette this is a show I'd binge watch
So original 🙄
@@user-dizzle no need to be rude sweetie
“NOT FOR NON-SINGLE PEOPLE”
*cries*
weird flex but ok
@@Resi1ience no, my original comment was “laughs in poly relationship” and now it’s
I was just watching some of his vids and then this appears😂
(I’ll date everyone of this characters!)
dude same, I was just rebinge watching
@@abstractfriends6722 that’s like an everyday task lol
“I do what I want”
Such inspiring words
BILLY would rather die than date
Also seriously get Brandon his own tv show!
Brandon actually is a producer(?) of the show called "Helluva Boss" and also voices the main character! You can watch it on youtube and it is still ongoing
@@A-whoopsie-daisy He's co-writer. I don't think he's a producer. But he clearly seems very involved.
He actually made one, its called Magic Funhouse
I think he's made at least five so far
@@avenlmfao its not good
Man!!!! I was literally shock when an Elmer showed up! His last appearance was in Blame the hero which is 2 yrs ago
Idk how to put the best quotes but this was so fucking incredible... incredibly short😭😭 we love you Brandon!!!❤️❤️❤️
"I was built to be f*cked"
Such wise words 😌✨
So glad this came up!! Was just watching all your videos!! They always find away to brighten up my day!!
1:24 she has beautiful eyes
beautiful. eyes.
Nice to see the continuity is being kept up with the clones
I missed Magic Funhouse, so there's nothing better than seeing Manjusha reappear.
1:03 Michael Jackson is that you
"People have said that i have a very good personality" 😭😭
I haven’t seen TV:30 in a while!!
I love every video Brandon does it’s always gold 🤣🤣
Brandon is somehow able to make me jump out of my seat when he uploads a video
*Verosika Is watching this In her hotel room laughing how pathetic her Ex's was still doing, even fro his "Human Disguise"*
@@chynabarbieeeeee bro why the hell you so negative 🤨 are you trying to get attention on the internet or some shit
Probably just eating popcorn or something.
This ain't discord
1:14 is that character from the censorship video
Yep
2:37 omggg
I have never seen such a relatable video in a while
No wonder Why He got the Roll for Blitzo truly talented. U_U
I love Donna and sam, still rewatch that series from time to time
Why aren’t y’all sneaky with ‘demon barbers and pies with meat inside’. I love me some Sweeney Todd 😛✨ Thank you for your videos, they really make me smile 😄💖
0:29 bros got balls, I'm surprised she agreed to this
Ik!
Brandon is a literal genius, he’s super hilarious, he knows how to market things, and he knows how to get to the right audience. Your videos are so damn funny, and the people that get offended are ridiculous. As someone that’s a lesbian, he makes a lot of gay jokes and has Sam which is a stereotypical gay character, but he denies the fact he’s gay, and Sam is one of my favorite characters! Brandon makes a whole hell lot of gay jokes and they’re seriously funny. You’re awesome bro.
The intro song is a total bop.
BRO SOMEONE BETTER GO GET THAT SPATULA!!! SHE GOT A WHOLE DAMN LIGHT!!
Me when I see that the Mingeworthy’s enjoy demon barbers and meat pies: Well of course!💈🥧
1:45 - GRANDPA! It’s been far too long, Brandon NEEDS to bring back this character!!! Who’s with me?
Brandon is our cult leader forever, praise the leader!
Supremacy
He's the only reason I open RUclips
“If you have weird balls, I’m out” 😂😂 that got me
Dude Brandon never fails at getting a hood laugh out of me
I think if it took 6 years for another upload I'd still be here in under 10 minutes to leave a like lmao
when i was 9-10 i would watch your videos and now I'm truning 14 and i still watch them out of boredom-
This feels like an ad you’d see on Cyberpunk I love it
Didn't expect to see the advertiser friendly character again
You can tell how good Brandon is by the fact that nobody can come up with a better comment than just quoting the original video.
I adore Elmer's personality... And how shamelessly hilarious this is.
But where's the CEO?
Maybe Bryce is not single so she's not in this one?
@@alexskywalker5478 well yeah she’s with me obviously
@@rue2456 Be careful, you know what's she's done with her exes
@@alexskywalker5478 Neither was the Mingeworthys.
@@roguejester4986 the mingeworthys are seeking a third, whilst I don't think Bryce is
BRANDON IM SECOND I LOVE YOU
Ya
I love how much characters who haven't been in a video for a few years came back in this video
I love his videos when he brings so many of his characters into it 😂
Finally a video that doesn’t take a dark turn
“I didn’t have a gender before it was cool.”
*Wheezes in genderless*
Brandon you never fail with the shocked factor and humor!
All we needed was Bruce tank thrust the evil villian and the therapist wit the little hands🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ngl I forgot Delmar Lysol existed
I love that all my favorite characters are in this one
Kornbread is my new favorite recurring character/actor. Girl's absolutely iconic!
I’m single
Good.
Yes.
0:20 The mom actually creeps me out. 😱😱😱😱😱
"I never wear pants to these meetings and im freezing my clams shut" 🙉🤣
"I do what I want"
The continuity is real.
I’m amazed how long he’s been doing these all the characters still look the same he’s barely changed
"I'm taking these goddamn balloons!" I was in hysterics
" im allergic to most waters... "
I didn't know there was more then 1 type ! O: !?!!
This has given me hope for humanity
I love it when I just got done reading the Brandon Rogers wiki (yes that is a real thing) and I find the video where the most batshit insane information was pulled.
Brandon, you are the kind of humor this world needs! Don't ever stop.
I love the assortment of characters in this. Some old faces I didn’t expect to see popped up!
I’m so happy that grandpa is here
Happy birthday Brandon! 🤗
I legit cannot see anything but blitzo like I love it
0:30 the british woman sounds like ''Stella'' from Helluva boss.
British people sound similar don't they
And if you dont get it she doesn't voice her
It's the same actress
"who are you?"
"im a camera man."
"what is that?"
"A camera."
*"Well that checks out."*
“I have a heart as deep as my crawl space.”
Oh okay then
"I need a man to hit on with a face to sit on You Better have that life insurance I can get on" lmaooooo
1:36 My magnets are acting up again! Somebody get a spatula!
"don't eat that... :(("
"I do what I want😐"
LMAOOOO I'M CRYIN
"This one im pretty sure......came out the front"