date me or die (NOT FOR KIDS)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • directed/edited by Brandon Rogers
    IG: @brandonbored
    TikTok: @brandonrogers
    shot by Joshua Thomas
    @cassanovafilms
    production supervisor Cassie Thomas
    @nilahindigo
    featuring:
    Kornbread Jeté @kornbreadthesnack
    Paulette Jones @paulette.jones
    Georgina Leahy @georgieleahy
    Nandini Minocha @nandiniminocha
    theme song performed by Adam Neylan @adamneylan

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  • @MacNava
    @MacNava 3 года назад +10959

    I love that Brandon just doesn't care about being demonitized and does whatever he wants. We need more people like him nowadays.

    • @gogolid3756
      @gogolid3756 3 года назад +36

      I’m ur 100 liked comment

    • @C70W11
      @C70W11 3 года назад +62

      Like filthy frank👌

    • @darkwolf4049
      @darkwolf4049 3 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @Sebbyyyy14
      @Sebbyyyy14 3 года назад +81

      he gets his money from vivizie anyway

    • @godofevil9468
      @godofevil9468 3 года назад +13

      "need more people like him?"
      Bitch please.

  • @needbettername8583
    @needbettername8583 3 года назад +3546

    As a British person, I'm so happy we are being represented by true British people. I too like anything with cannons and teatime with turds.

    • @hahayes1220
      @hahayes1220 3 года назад +60

      as a slav living in the uk, although it’s not ingrained into my biology to do such things, I wholeheartedly embrace them because I love the British culture :))

    • @Slavid999
      @Slavid999 3 года назад +43

      As a human living on earth, i wanna die :D

    • @brocaera3199
      @brocaera3199 3 года назад +17

      @@Slavid999 hey! I think we got something in common!

    • @carlossebastiannecroticgot7232
      @carlossebastiannecroticgot7232 3 года назад +2

      I want a British boyfriend

    • @mcsubway4285
      @mcsubway4285 3 года назад +2

      @@carlossebastiannecroticgot7232 wagwan

  • @TotesAnon
    @TotesAnon 3 года назад +1046

    Love how Cathy is now almost eyebrowless.

  • @gbrdiana7323
    @gbrdiana7323 3 года назад +1007

    "My son is a robot"
    "My mother is a whore"
    This is so perfect, I'm dying-

  • @teresabates9177
    @teresabates9177 3 года назад +698

    1:16 "It's 20-something, I'm doing lesbian shit this year." This really spoke to me as a Bi

  • @bl00dlust.n04h
    @bl00dlust.n04h 3 года назад +762

    "Those are your glasses"
    * tries to eat the glasses*
    " oh dont eat that"
    "I do what I want"
    I've never been so inspired by such meaningful words

  • @UltraGalaxyify
    @UltraGalaxyify 3 года назад +3748

    As a straight guy, this has convinced me to explore asexuality
    edit: WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES?! I'm just a straight guy going celebate XD

  • @minheo03
    @minheo03 3 года назад +47

    Brandon knows how to touch the boundaries. He will slam on that shit repeatedly but never cross it. AMAZING

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +62

    "Date Me or Die" is literally Sweetheart's Quest for Hearts in Omori and no one can tell me otherwise.

  • @professorkittyhawk
    @professorkittyhawk 3 года назад +34

    Loved seeing Delmar Lysol back.
    "I have a heart as deep as my crawlspace and I intend on showing you both."

  • @Godgod4629
    @Godgod4629 3 года назад +40

    2:20 Me seeing "heartless" Elmer smiling is gold!

  • @davegrohlloveryeah
    @davegrohlloveryeah 3 года назад +140

    Elmer and the other Elmers should start a clone boyband

  • @haloman4220
    @haloman4220 3 года назад +60

    "If you ask me why, I'll give you 10 to 26 reasons"
    Low key would like to know why

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 3 года назад +13

      Her kids. She said she had 10-26 kids. The joke is she had so many kids and she doesn't want any more

    • @kaysalynmay8407
      @kaysalynmay8407 2 года назад

      @@alexskywalker5478 ...

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 2 года назад +1

      @@kaysalynmay8407 I was explaining to the user above me. Idk why you are saying "..." to me for helping someone understand something they asked help on

  • @matherqw6890
    @matherqw6890 3 года назад +32

    "I'll do what i want." is the kind of energy we all need to have in our lives

  • @person4053
    @person4053 3 года назад +59

    So glad elmer is back, he has such a great personality

  • @astronamical
    @astronamical 3 года назад +110

    Bro, this guy never stops being funny 😂

  • @Pseudopup
    @Pseudopup 3 года назад +18

    0:13
    "my attitude is negative but my HIV is positive"

  • @mortuaryerror
    @mortuaryerror 3 года назад +77

    “AND WHO’S AN ALCOHOLIC”
    As a brit I. This is very true we are all alchies
    Edit: I will fight the next person to say bri ish in the comments I stg /lh /j

  • @heavenboyer4662
    @heavenboyer4662 3 года назад +16

    2:06 i cant Breathe

  • @marvinthemartian2199
    @marvinthemartian2199 3 года назад +224

    Brandon:
    "Not for not-single people"
    Me: 🤔

  • @TheEkosam
    @TheEkosam 3 года назад +7

    Brandon is carrying the last grain of good crackhead humor that we all loved back then when youtube weren't softballs. He's carrying the spirit of filthy frank.

  • @botwannalol1410
    @botwannalol1410 3 года назад +42

    Thanks Brandon for making us forget about our world problems to watch this

  • @pear3384
    @pear3384 3 года назад +3

    i don’t really know how you always manage to come up with new creative ideas like this one, but this video is absolutely great, KEEP IT UP QUEEN

  • @FowlsNest
    @FowlsNest 3 года назад +10

    As an AroAce, I appreciate the warning

  • @emmamelton6542
    @emmamelton6542 3 года назад +10

    manjusha making a random appearance in a new brandon video made my whole year you don’t understand

  • @reesepuffsboi8750
    @reesepuffsboi8750 3 года назад +44

    “ I didn’t have a gender before it was cool”
    *parts hair to the side*

  • @huh4962
    @huh4962 3 года назад +2

    I showed my dad "Sam and stuff" and "blame the hero" and now he's obsessed with these videos I'm a proud human

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 3 года назад +17

    0:39 So was her son.

  • @BiodegradableYTP
    @BiodegradableYTP 3 года назад +18

    1:45 holy crap, it's Grandpa! He needs a new video, we haven't seen him in ages.

  • @Mayflower-xo8ew
    @Mayflower-xo8ew 3 года назад +21

    Last time I was this early, theater class was still an on-going series

  • @sarcasmo998
    @sarcasmo998 3 года назад +5

    1:06 my heart stopped. Fucking hilarious.

  • @missqueen8886
    @missqueen8886 3 года назад +17

    Screw the bachelor and bachelorette this is a show I'd binge watch

    • @user-dizzle
      @user-dizzle 3 года назад

      So original 🙄

    • @missqueen8886
      @missqueen8886 3 года назад

      @@user-dizzle no need to be rude sweetie

  • @abridgedTrainwreck
    @abridgedTrainwreck 3 года назад +100

    “NOT FOR NON-SINGLE PEOPLE”
    *cries*

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 года назад +1

      weird flex but ok

    • @abridgedTrainwreck
      @abridgedTrainwreck 3 года назад

      @@Resi1ience no, my original comment was “laughs in poly relationship” and now it’s

  • @codytaylor4463
    @codytaylor4463 3 года назад +68

    I was just watching some of his vids and then this appears😂
    (I’ll date everyone of this characters!)

    • @abstractfriends6722
      @abstractfriends6722 3 года назад +3

      dude same, I was just rebinge watching

    • @codytaylor4463
      @codytaylor4463 3 года назад +3

      @@abstractfriends6722 that’s like an everyday task lol

  • @Alphaanims
    @Alphaanims 3 года назад +3

    “I do what I want”
    Such inspiring words

  • @iambilly1134
    @iambilly1134 3 года назад +69

    BILLY would rather die than date
    Also seriously get Brandon his own tv show!

    • @A-whoopsie-daisy
      @A-whoopsie-daisy 3 года назад +2

      Brandon actually is a producer(?) of the show called "Helluva Boss" and also voices the main character! You can watch it on youtube and it is still ongoing

    • @radiodemongodking4176
      @radiodemongodking4176 3 года назад +3

      @@A-whoopsie-daisy He's co-writer. I don't think he's a producer. But he clearly seems very involved.

    • @avenlmfao
      @avenlmfao 3 года назад +2

      He actually made one, its called Magic Funhouse

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 3 года назад +1

      I think he's made at least five so far

    • @base21
      @base21 2 года назад

      @@avenlmfao its not good

  • @jokinn4849
    @jokinn4849 3 года назад +5

    Man!!!! I was literally shock when an Elmer showed up! His last appearance was in Blame the hero which is 2 yrs ago

  • @alienlover7556
    @alienlover7556 3 года назад +1

    Idk how to put the best quotes but this was so fucking incredible... incredibly short😭😭 we love you Brandon!!!❤️❤️❤️

  • @sxng.680
    @sxng.680 3 года назад +230

    "I was built to be f*cked"
    Such wise words 😌✨

  • @natehellerman2006
    @natehellerman2006 3 года назад +8

    So glad this came up!! Was just watching all your videos!! They always find away to brighten up my day!!

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 года назад +11

    1:24 she has beautiful eyes
    beautiful. eyes.

  • @tristanmays9918
    @tristanmays9918 3 года назад +1

    Nice to see the continuity is being kept up with the clones

  • @flamefyre
    @flamefyre 3 года назад +12

    I missed Magic Funhouse, so there's nothing better than seeing Manjusha reappear.

  • @TheManManManManMan
    @TheManManManManMan 3 года назад +13

    1:03 Michael Jackson is that you

  • @Yor_forger27
    @Yor_forger27 3 месяца назад +2

    "People have said that i have a very good personality" 😭😭

  • @wrecklaw1581
    @wrecklaw1581 3 года назад +26

    I haven’t seen TV:30 in a while!!

  • @bashainnitbruv
    @bashainnitbruv 3 года назад +7

    I love every video Brandon does it’s always gold 🤣🤣

  • @Somerandomguy-jl4rn
    @Somerandomguy-jl4rn 3 года назад +7

    Brandon is somehow able to make me jump out of my seat when he uploads a video

  • @wahoo8683
    @wahoo8683 3 года назад +78

    *Verosika Is watching this In her hotel room laughing how pathetic her Ex's was still doing, even fro his "Human Disguise"*

    • @jasper4065
      @jasper4065 3 года назад +5

      @@chynabarbieeeeee bro why the hell you so negative 🤨 are you trying to get attention on the internet or some shit

    • @Firestorm214
      @Firestorm214 3 года назад +1

      Probably just eating popcorn or something.

    • @parkerraines216
      @parkerraines216 3 года назад

      This ain't discord

  • @comrade2826
    @comrade2826 3 года назад +17

    1:14 is that character from the censorship video

  • @ItssArii1i
    @ItssArii1i 2 года назад +14

    2:37 omggg

  • @DYNA-
    @DYNA- 3 года назад +5

    I have never seen such a relatable video in a while

  • @muffinboykj5556
    @muffinboykj5556 3 года назад +2

    No wonder Why He got the Roll for Blitzo truly talented. U_U

  • @cynical-4649
    @cynical-4649 3 года назад +2

    I love Donna and sam, still rewatch that series from time to time

  • @Nana_Rose
    @Nana_Rose 3 года назад +10

    Why aren’t y’all sneaky with ‘demon barbers and pies with meat inside’. I love me some Sweeney Todd 😛✨ Thank you for your videos, they really make me smile 😄💖

  • @8tsyaboi227
    @8tsyaboi227 10 месяцев назад +4

    0:29 bros got balls, I'm surprised she agreed to this

  • @Pps0ck
    @Pps0ck 3 года назад +1

    Brandon is a literal genius, he’s super hilarious, he knows how to market things, and he knows how to get to the right audience. Your videos are so damn funny, and the people that get offended are ridiculous. As someone that’s a lesbian, he makes a lot of gay jokes and has Sam which is a stereotypical gay character, but he denies the fact he’s gay, and Sam is one of my favorite characters! Brandon makes a whole hell lot of gay jokes and they’re seriously funny. You’re awesome bro.

  • @GabrelHenson
    @GabrelHenson 3 года назад +1

    The intro song is a total bop.

  • @halisaray21331
    @halisaray21331 3 года назад +1

    BRO SOMEONE BETTER GO GET THAT SPATULA!!! SHE GOT A WHOLE DAMN LIGHT!!

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl 3 года назад +26

    Me when I see that the Mingeworthy’s enjoy demon barbers and meat pies: Well of course!💈🥧
    1:45 - GRANDPA! It’s been far too long, Brandon NEEDS to bring back this character!!! Who’s with me?
    Brandon is our cult leader forever, praise the leader!

  • @tarable05
    @tarable05 3 года назад +5

    He's the only reason I open RUclips

  • @unguey311
    @unguey311 2 года назад

    “If you have weird balls, I’m out” 😂😂 that got me

  • @Devontae7894
    @Devontae7894 3 года назад +1

    Dude Brandon never fails at getting a hood laugh out of me

  • @MorteGlory
    @MorteGlory 3 года назад +5

    I think if it took 6 years for another upload I'd still be here in under 10 minutes to leave a like lmao

  • @youdickheads5713
    @youdickheads5713 3 года назад +1

    when i was 9-10 i would watch your videos and now I'm truning 14 and i still watch them out of boredom-

  • @asneakylawngnome5792
    @asneakylawngnome5792 2 года назад

    This feels like an ad you’d see on Cyberpunk I love it

  • @serina3872
    @serina3872 3 года назад +1

    Didn't expect to see the advertiser friendly character again

  • @Valstein0
    @Valstein0 2 года назад +2

    You can tell how good Brandon is by the fact that nobody can come up with a better comment than just quoting the original video.

  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 3 года назад +4

    I adore Elmer's personality... And how shamelessly hilarious this is.
    But where's the CEO?

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 3 года назад

      Maybe Bryce is not single so she's not in this one?

    • @rue2456
      @rue2456 3 года назад +1

      @@alexskywalker5478 well yeah she’s with me obviously

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 3 года назад

      @@rue2456 Be careful, you know what's she's done with her exes

    • @roguejester4986
      @roguejester4986 3 года назад

      @@alexskywalker5478 Neither was the Mingeworthys.

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 3 года назад

      @@roguejester4986 the mingeworthys are seeking a third, whilst I don't think Bryce is

  • @dxmien6310
    @dxmien6310 3 года назад +6

    BRANDON IM SECOND I LOVE YOU

  • @Chrysalesbian
    @Chrysalesbian 3 года назад +17

    I love how much characters who haven't been in a video for a few years came back in this video

  • @elliotweston2643
    @elliotweston2643 3 года назад +2

    I love his videos when he brings so many of his characters into it 😂

  • @benhardman9722
    @benhardman9722 2 года назад +1

    Finally a video that doesn’t take a dark turn

  • @hellokittywithguns2937
    @hellokittywithguns2937 3 года назад +3

    “I didn’t have a gender before it was cool.”
    *Wheezes in genderless*

  • @ghbvc
    @ghbvc 3 года назад +1

    Brandon you never fail with the shocked factor and humor!

  • @redrydab8335
    @redrydab8335 3 года назад

    All we needed was Bruce tank thrust the evil villian and the therapist wit the little hands🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ellisvives
    @ellisvives 3 года назад +3

    Ngl I forgot Delmar Lysol existed

  • @eyecarft3565
    @eyecarft3565 3 года назад

    I love that all my favorite characters are in this one

  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 2 года назад

    Kornbread is my new favorite recurring character/actor. Girl's absolutely iconic!

  • @XieTheConqueror
    @XieTheConqueror 3 года назад +4

    I’m single

  • @blueboston318
    @blueboston318 3 года назад +9

    0:20 The mom actually creeps me out. 😱😱😱😱😱

  • @yuu7965
    @yuu7965 3 года назад

    "I never wear pants to these meetings and im freezing my clams shut" 🙉🤣

  • @RandomThoughtsFromEll
    @RandomThoughtsFromEll 2 года назад

    "I do what I want"
    The continuity is real.

  • @MaryJane-rw7bt
    @MaryJane-rw7bt 3 года назад

    I’m amazed how long he’s been doing these all the characters still look the same he’s barely changed

  • @abyssater9177
    @abyssater9177 3 года назад +1

    "I'm taking these goddamn balloons!" I was in hysterics

  • @animelover1992
    @animelover1992 3 года назад +1

    " im allergic to most waters... "
    I didn't know there was more then 1 type ! O: !?!!

  • @webkilla
    @webkilla 3 года назад

    This has given me hope for humanity

  • @LemonadeStand618
    @LemonadeStand618 11 месяцев назад

    I love it when I just got done reading the Brandon Rogers wiki (yes that is a real thing) and I find the video where the most batshit insane information was pulled.

  • @danielleferro356
    @danielleferro356 3 года назад

    Brandon, you are the kind of humor this world needs! Don't ever stop.

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 3 года назад

    I love the assortment of characters in this. Some old faces I didn’t expect to see popped up!

  • @Justcinnacory
    @Justcinnacory 3 года назад

    I’m so happy that grandpa is here

  • @pineapplepanda5582
    @pineapplepanda5582 3 года назад +1

    Happy birthday Brandon! 🤗

  • @AshtonPaget1
    @AshtonPaget1 3 года назад

    I legit cannot see anything but blitzo like I love it

  • @AnimaniacsToonsN1
    @AnimaniacsToonsN1 3 года назад +9

    0:30 the british woman sounds like ''Stella'' from Helluva boss.

  • @kandiking8669
    @kandiking8669 2 года назад +1

    "who are you?"
    "im a camera man."
    "what is that?"
    "A camera."
    *"Well that checks out."*

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 3 года назад +1

    “I have a heart as deep as my crawl space.”
    Oh okay then

  • @GrotesqueDeth
    @GrotesqueDeth 3 года назад

    "I need a man to hit on with a face to sit on You Better have that life insurance I can get on" lmaooooo

  • @arca9e295
    @arca9e295 Год назад +1

    1:36 My magnets are acting up again! Somebody get a spatula!

  • @onlybnkrpt
    @onlybnkrpt 3 года назад

    "don't eat that... :(("
    "I do what I want😐"
    LMAOOOO I'M CRYIN

  • @J3N0_
    @J3N0_ 3 года назад +1

    "This one im pretty sure......came out the front"