Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 083 : Stand On Business W/ Asad Benbow & Joey Dardano

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  • Опубликовано: 27 фев 2024
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  • @rafbeard4975
    @rafbeard4975 4 месяца назад +81

    Ian really showing his senior discount today.. "whats that?", "whats that?", "huh, whats that mean". Love this fucking pod

    • @Ledpooplin55
      @Ledpooplin55 4 месяца назад +1

      His gun control opinions are drunk uncle as hell. Just repeat what Hannity said grandma.

    • @jamieodv
      @jamieodv 4 месяца назад

      Lol he do be doin' that

  • @dogbeachmusic
    @dogbeachmusic 4 месяца назад +22

    Ian and Jordan with Asad is like me and my 17 year old sister trying to hold a conversation.

    • @jamieodv
      @jamieodv 4 месяца назад

      It do be like that

  • @skylarandrade9331
    @skylarandrade9331 4 месяца назад +27

    “What’s up Kevin!?” 😂

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 4 месяца назад +36

    "I shit my pants at a comedy show once,I went on anyway." Very cool story,bro.

    • @nickg1743
      @nickg1743 4 месяца назад +7

      That Burnt Chrysler swagger

    • @tedkord9758
      @tedkord9758 4 месяца назад +6

      i had to shut it off 😂

    • @therealadamfriedland
      @therealadamfriedland 4 месяца назад +4

      @@tedkord9758exact same point where I turned the episode off.

    • @johnstamos4976
      @johnstamos4976 3 месяца назад +2

      Saaaaame

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. 4 месяца назад +8

    “We’re blacker than you” 😂

  • @JadSleimanComedy
    @JadSleimanComedy 4 месяца назад +13

    28:45 Spider Web MD should have got way more

  • @Kyle38A
    @Kyle38A 4 месяца назад +9

    I think Asad seemed like he was very nervous. So it was cool that Ian, Jordan, and Joey were trying to make him feel more comfortable.

    • @jamieodv
      @jamieodv 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah they did be doin that

    • @ElectricGigalo
      @ElectricGigalo 3 месяца назад

      Dude was nervous as fuck on Zac Amicos Midnight Spookshow too. Made it real awkward, though. 😬

  • @ashtree336
    @ashtree336 4 месяца назад +40

    Love learning youth slang no cap deadass very informative podcast

    • @schophi
      @schophi 4 месяца назад +3

      of the strength

    • @signalloss
      @signalloss 4 месяца назад +1

      Using "of the strength" during deadass serious science meetings for the lols. I work in cancer research that's high stress. Laugh or cry and fuck crying

    • @merfymac
      @merfymac 4 месяца назад

      Two mix meat soup bbq pork libs genela so chickn

    • @here7036
      @here7036 3 месяца назад +1

      Half of their slang is repurposed, dead ass was common in the late 90s early aughts

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard1 4 месяца назад +25

    Just listened to a new JRE pod with a lady who talked about how therapy can exacerbate some people's problems because it forces them to think and talk about their problems more, when really an activity that gets you out of your head can help more... thought of Jordan 😂

    • @heidisymonds4382
      @heidisymonds4382 4 месяца назад +5

      Very true ,a physiatrist told me that he would refuse me physco analysis as he believed dragging up my past memories and feelings would actually be very detrimental and painful to me .I am so glad he refused ,really believe that you can over think experiences that truly should just be let go 😊

    • @CazhTuber
      @CazhTuber 4 месяца назад +3

      Exercise is one of the best things for mental illness and no therapist will ever tell you that.

    • @cn1506
      @cn1506 13 дней назад

      @@CazhTuberdid you just make that up? It’s crazy common for therapists to recommend exercise, and also for patients to switch therapists until they find one that won’t.

  • @Wizard_of_Bong
    @Wizard_of_Bong 4 месяца назад +6

    i went from hating the intro song and skipping it, to fully singing along to it out loud when it starts playing

    • @jamieodv
      @jamieodv 4 месяца назад

      I also be doing that

  • @cynthialara4038
    @cynthialara4038 Месяц назад

    Omg I love asad and his word stumbling when he gets nervous. Beautiful lol

  • @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG
    @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG 4 месяца назад +12

    lol at knocking over the lamp on Jason Ellis' show. I know you just wanted to assist with the tunes Ian.

  • @grantpowell4135
    @grantpowell4135 4 месяца назад +7

    As a former fat person that has fluctuated many times, i can safely say jordan is right. You never unsee your previous bigger self lol

  • @CodyTres7
    @CodyTres7 4 месяца назад +11

    Love watching Just being Jordan, with Ian ❤

  • @BrothaB910
    @BrothaB910 4 месяца назад +3

    What’s up Kevin??? Great piece of business 😂

  • @rehnaanliker5931
    @rehnaanliker5931 4 месяца назад +3

    38:45 “like a chin up “ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wowsamuraix
    @wowsamuraix 4 месяца назад

    Great episode to watch while eating dinner!!

  • @DubyDoobster
    @DubyDoobster 4 месяца назад +9

    "What's up Kevin" killed me

  • @DubVNik
    @DubVNik Месяц назад

    burn after reading is HILARIOUS!

  • @cmhidalgo
    @cmhidalgo 3 месяца назад +1

    yo his rival school joke was good and the pause after

  • @DeathmetalSe7en
    @DeathmetalSe7en 3 месяца назад +3

    Having a 20 year old dude on the podcast just reminds me how much I fucking hate slang from the new generation. God damn it's annoying and stupid. Love you Ian haha

  • @scruggscorp
    @scruggscorp 4 месяца назад +14

    I can't stop looking at Jordans shirt. Clean, fresh, comfy, 90's aesthetic; looks like a crop top at first glance, cool shirt.

    • @ashtree336
      @ashtree336 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah i want one like it

    • @RedHotMother
      @RedHotMother 4 месяца назад +4

      I had a heavyweight, big block Tommy Hilfiger shirt kinda like that around ‘96.

    • @edsharp1982
      @edsharp1982 4 месяца назад

      It’s probably Ian’s

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 4 месяца назад

      No way that shits clean

  • @jhall900
    @jhall900 4 месяца назад +1

    Literally the funnniest people ever. So fricken quick

  • @davidoriggan
    @davidoriggan 3 месяца назад

    This pod is so chaotic and i love it 😂

  • @NathanR2D2
    @NathanR2D2 3 месяца назад +2

    This is like Ian and Jordan talking to their kids😭. When Jordan said high key I cringed a lil realizing the age difference 😭

  • @dutchtownjuggalo27
    @dutchtownjuggalo27 4 месяца назад +14

    I like these kids. It’s very cool of Ian and Jordan showing love to the youngins

  • @codydunivan7128
    @codydunivan7128 4 месяца назад +2

    33:53 up until this point I thought they were saying Daewoo😂

  • @maxwelllegere1483
    @maxwelllegere1483 4 месяца назад +1

    PLEASE keep the movie talk up. we love it we love you thank you

  • @Okey-McDokey
    @Okey-McDokey 4 месяца назад +1

    Dumpster fire & coffee ice. Let’s go

  • @ulfgoatrider
    @ulfgoatrider 3 месяца назад +1

    Ian's "spiderweb MD" joke didn't get enough credit

  • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
    @TheOriginalCaptainTrips 4 месяца назад +4

    'day room' is wack because it's day room & not 'the yard'. The yard is kick-ass compared to day room hence dayroom is wack. ** prison/jail terms

  • @joenc.9361
    @joenc.9361 4 месяца назад

    Love the movie sesh! ❤

  • @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley
    @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley 4 месяца назад +1

    This was hilarious. People you should watch this. This is a classic ep

    • @user-cc9vw4mo6g
      @user-cc9vw4mo6g 3 месяца назад +1

      No they shouldn’t this was horrible

  • @TheLakaiordie84
    @TheLakaiordie84 4 месяца назад +2

    35:00 holy shit that was the funniest joke I ever ever heard.

  • @jamesmanriquez3493
    @jamesmanriquez3493 4 месяца назад +3

    They were getting too much into politics so I went back to the previous episode that I never finished and its just an israel/hamas debate lmao

  • @TheUsename123
    @TheUsename123 4 месяца назад +4

    my opinion of jordan has changed after hearing her opinion on poor things

  • @jakobsynn8570
    @jakobsynn8570 4 месяца назад +7

    Take a shot everytime Asad says 'like' You'll have alcohol poisoning by the end of the episode

    • @9xqspx6
      @9xqspx6 4 месяца назад +1

      Yea', that was a bit difficult to listen to at times.

    • @powergod897
      @powergod897 4 месяца назад

      Or every time the other dude says speak on that

  • @ianmelven7365
    @ianmelven7365 4 месяца назад +1

    I would love to see what kind of films Jordan would make/direct

  • @orenthalsimpson
    @orenthalsimpson 4 месяца назад +9

    In this episode Jordan pisses off gun owners and admits to Medicaid fraud. Good ep

  • @chronnoisseur6355
    @chronnoisseur6355 4 месяца назад +1

    Yooo Dardano went off with the shofar. That was the best one in the show's history lmao

  • @TehBigMoose
    @TehBigMoose 4 месяца назад +3

    Dont worry, Jordan, we love the movie talk. Its fun to see you humbly shit on Ian not knowing deep cuts

    • @9xqspx6
      @9xqspx6 4 месяца назад +1

      No we don't. [or maybe just don't talk for other people] I also dislike when they talk movies on We Might Be Drunk.

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 3 месяца назад

      Matrix sucked. Miller's Crossing rules. Love the movie talk.

  • @sporkspeak
    @sporkspeak 4 месяца назад +6

    I thought Jetski was nervous but poor sweet young Asad was shook from the jump and gosh darnnit he is well adjusted enough to hang in the Delaware Den and come out the other side only partly traumatized.

    • @FR4NKY666
      @FR4NKY666 4 месяца назад +2

      he making them seem like boomers off the jump 🤣

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 4 месяца назад

      Juciay has been thoroughly broken in on bad friends she can handle these 2 fine.

    • @sikalikane1838
      @sikalikane1838 4 месяца назад

      ​@@zeroa69who?

  • @danieldell6164
    @danieldell6164 4 месяца назад +3

    Crazy Jordan is that close to a black person and not scared

  • @IvanIvanov-qx5oz
    @IvanIvanov-qx5oz Месяц назад

    When Asad called Jordan an ideal woman, i fucking died 😂

  • @justinurra2718
    @justinurra2718 4 месяца назад

    Also Joey is gold! Have hi back

  • @kokobeats4355
    @kokobeats4355 4 месяца назад +1

    Respekt ! Big Fan ! Peeace from Germany

  • @metalhead23
    @metalhead23 4 месяца назад

    Ian, come out to Bar XIII in Wilmington on April 28th and throw down in the pit! It's gonna be a sick show!

  • @Hebrewhammer305
    @Hebrewhammer305 3 месяца назад

    You are so hilarious Jordan.

  • @willloman812
    @willloman812 4 месяца назад +1

    I’ve not seen anyone that stoned since high school. 20 years ago.

  • @kokobeats4355
    @kokobeats4355 4 месяца назад +5

    Army of Darkness is a good Movie too

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 4 месяца назад +2

    I'd like to think that Crybaby would be a much richer film to analyze from a mental health perspective than Boys Don't Cry 😆

  • @kevinmiller4827
    @kevinmiller4827 4 месяца назад +3

    What’s up Ian😂

  • @NEVECcommand
    @NEVECcommand 4 месяца назад +2

    Jordan is the last person I trust with a gun

  • @trentnoble10
    @trentnoble10 4 месяца назад +1

    Ian & Joey! Mama Mia!

  • @plunetzero
    @plunetzero 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh no... Ian is bringing "young boys" down to the delaware den...

  • @Murkilla811
    @Murkilla811 4 месяца назад +1

    "We're blacker than you" - Ian Fidance 2024

  • @johnbray9812
    @johnbray9812 4 месяца назад

    spiderwebMD and Jordan's callback to the dayroom thing the kid rambled on about saved this ep, you two are the best🤟

  • @stacers2077
    @stacers2077 4 месяца назад +1

    i really love these guys, and i know its probably just a bit, but that did hurt a bit saying trans women arent women. idk i dont want to deny anyones feelings but it does sound a bit like "equal but separate" like im a subhuman or to be treated as slightly less than a woman. still love the show and will come finish the episode when im feeling in it.

  • @Its_Norwegian
    @Its_Norwegian 4 месяца назад +1

    Felt real fear of an 'Asad Gets Hershey Squirty: Part 2' everytime Jordan came at him with the taser. Or asked him a question.

  • @Glassererika
    @Glassererika 3 месяца назад

    i love that jordan still doesn’t know her website lol

  • @nohalfstep4435
    @nohalfstep4435 2 месяца назад

    That youngster was faded 😁

  • @sunny6313
    @sunny6313 4 месяца назад +1

    I would like if this episode went for 4 more hours thanks

  • @campmastatv
    @campmastatv 3 месяца назад

    Low key… this shit is litty 🔥 dawg 😂. This ep reminds me of hanging with my little bro and his boys. I’m 41 and he’s 31.

  • @Subseed
    @Subseed 4 месяца назад

    y'all 4....MOVIE PODCAST..."all for one and one for all movies"

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 4 месяца назад +3

    Never heard of Asad before but he’s good. That dead stare when they were role playing 😂

  • @victoriamorgan2261
    @victoriamorgan2261 4 месяца назад +1

    Weird fun fact: one of Hilary Swank’s first roles was the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums 4 месяца назад

    Absolutely incredible episode as always! Love the show y’all!!

  • @jeffelliott3439
    @jeffelliott3439 4 месяца назад +2

    Before the late 90s when a guy went down in a fight it ended always .. i like how ian mentioned its not the same today. Not to be so off here but my dad qas stomped on and killed like ian mentioned . Kids dont fight ! If you do dont stomp a head after !!!

    • @RedHotMother
      @RedHotMother 4 месяца назад

      23:20 That's terrible Jeff; so sorry for you loss. I grew up in Talladega, which houses many, many redneck bar fighters. I've seen some serious arse whoopings bartending, but I don't recall any subsequent kicking when down.

  • @infacide64
    @infacide64 4 месяца назад +1

    Not boring for listeners at all. I'm such a fucking movie fan! Agh !

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 4 месяца назад +2

    Nice of them to have a child on lol

  • @rafamata15
    @rafamata15 4 месяца назад +2

    I actually laughed to tears on Joey's plug at the end 😂

  • @israelfickett852
    @israelfickett852 4 месяца назад

    “Shit. Thats crazzzzzy.”

  • @anametoolongforittoactuall2362
    @anametoolongforittoactuall2362 4 месяца назад

    Ian shouting out ballad of Buster Scruggs

  • @frankies.4500
    @frankies.4500 4 месяца назад +1

    Joey killed here 😅

  • @sikalikane1838
    @sikalikane1838 4 месяца назад

    Yo lowkey that shit craaazy bro no cap

  • @jameslarson3355
    @jameslarson3355 4 месяца назад

    The menopausal monster has me fucked up rn' really appreciate this

  • @jrs623
    @jrs623 4 месяца назад

    Usama Siddiquee?! Went to high school with him. Love seeing him doing well!

  • @maryholland5255
    @maryholland5255 4 месяца назад

    Shout out Joey for that Twin Peaks ref 🦉

  • @maryparkis6991
    @maryparkis6991 4 месяца назад +1

    Asad: check out Cornell West.

  • @motorhead412
    @motorhead412 4 месяца назад

    that shit crazy!

  • @CinemaATTACKS
    @CinemaATTACKS 3 месяца назад

    Wait, is this a show called "Bein' Ian" and Jordan is the guest host, or is it a show about how Ian can be himself around Jordan? I'm confused.

  • @krisw2951
    @krisw2951 4 месяца назад +1

    What’s the Chinese movie that switches?

    • @mao87
      @mao87 4 месяца назад

      Long Day’s Journey into Night (same title as the play but unrelated)

  • @maTT-He-SLiP
    @maTT-He-SLiP 4 месяца назад +5

    Jordan: I think I’m anti-gun. I’ve thought about this 🧐
    Jordan: I don’t think anyone should have guns
    Ian: they made it so we can’t get guns in New York State…
    Jordan: No but like REALLY illegal.
    I have to ask…how much time did you spend thinking about this?

  • @funkk
    @funkk 4 месяца назад +1

    I'll take a break from the pod for a while.

  • @roleat
    @roleat 4 месяца назад +1

    Swollen Bartholen gland? Hot compress

  • @juma1130
    @juma1130 4 месяца назад +1

    dude looks like elijah dont go in the woods with him

  • @bernieflores5707
    @bernieflores5707 4 месяца назад

    I have the same shirt as Ian

  • @MayorMikeHaggar
    @MayorMikeHaggar 3 месяца назад

    Jordan's shoes & socks on the 3/8 TAFS grossed me out

  • @purpleamber1
    @purpleamber1 4 месяца назад +4

    Jordan hates introspective movies bc she doesn't want to face herself 😂 all of her horrible movie opinions have a pattern.

  • @kylek420
    @kylek420 4 месяца назад

    Killer ep. Joey might be Jake Johnson’s long lost brother

  • @Chlorophyll47
    @Chlorophyll47 4 месяца назад

    STAND ON BUISNESS

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 4 месяца назад +1

    Who are these guys?

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 4 месяца назад

    Made it 10:50 this time before we mentioned Pop.

  • @TheDaveWright
    @TheDaveWright 4 месяца назад +1

    Please make Jordan avoiding black people a clip

  • @READY_OR_NOT
    @READY_OR_NOT 4 месяца назад

    Day room is a jail thing lol

  • @angelotro
    @angelotro 4 месяца назад

    4:30 🤣

  • @smokedoutpositivesquad9463
    @smokedoutpositivesquad9463 4 месяца назад +1

    All the boomers in the comments hatin on these young dudes smh

  • @arcaneboy
    @arcaneboy 4 месяца назад

    I don't think you can't watch I Love You, Daddy anywhere. There are screener samples out there but a studio that owns the distribution rights canned it somewhere.

    • @NameName-wf7cb
      @NameName-wf7cb 4 месяца назад

      it's been on torrent sites since the cancellation

  • @powergod897
    @powergod897 4 месяца назад

    Speak on that

  • @rick454p
    @rick454p 4 месяца назад +2

    Spider Web MD