Top comment so I was waiting for it… when it got to this part: I had to hold in my laughter so I would not choke on the wild Cherry Pepsi I was drinking
_"The whole image of what a woman is in the culture is demented. ... It's something (women) can't be, and it's something (men) don't want."_ Tom Papa nailed it.
@@Uhavefriendss After living in Canada for 12 years (as an Italian-American), I now realize - and I say this somewhat affectionately - that all Canadians are missing a chromosome. My Canadian wife agrees with me.
Lol my daughter literally will open up my eyes too. Also, open the blinds, turn the light on, open the drapes, generally be obnoxious whenever I try to sleep if she too isn't asleep.
so true about strong women...thought about it. not the helping out and other crap he said. just women who are... human( my vocabulary set is not vast enough to define further what i mean). they are pretty nice to be around.
@@universaltruth2025 educated, not high maintenance, don't really leave my house, take pride in cooking and cleaning but would rather, or even insist, on staying in. RUclips is my only social online participation, no pages, no intentions of such either, not having any more kids I'm too old and tubes tied. I don't want to even attempt another relationship with anyone who has a kid(s). I think that's why. Lol. Not too mad about it. Considering a weighted blanket
@@universaltruth2025 that is first and foremost. I love cooking, organizing, cleaning, that's my jam. But I'm no princess. Lol. I've known that 41 years
@@loopsruby obviously! I just think girls try too hard sometimes. It just seems like a waste of effort and I wanna know what the girl looks like naturally. I have a friend who tends to use a lot of eyeliner or mascara (don't know make-up terms very well) and it makes her look kinda fierce and angry. She does it to highlight her eyes but I think she has nice eyes and she looks so sweet and gentle w/o the make-up, but she tends not to want to leave home w/o it, so I seldom see her that way. It's a confidence booster for her.
He has been one of my Coronavirus /stay at home comics to watch. Had me in stitches. I was laughing so hard the other night my wife thought I was having a COV-19 reaction. "Are you ok? " Comes at me with the mom hand to check my temperature. I told her i was fine. Watching Tom Papa! I think sh'e's planning on murdering me in the middle of the night/burning my body in our back yard next to our dog who also died under mysterious circumstances. I think my wife is. a serial killer. 😉
God, I remember when my kids were young. I never got any sleep, and my wife would complain that all I want to do is sleep on the weekends. Never mind, I had to wake up at 3 o'clock every morning!
@@Pacific_Norfweest After living in Canada for 12 years (as an Italian-American), I now realize - and I say this somewhat affectionately - that all Canadians are missing a chromosome. My Canadian wife agrees with me.
Yep. My poor brother married that. Now he just works for trips to Facebook/Instagram photo shoot locations and designer hand bags. I hope he's getting *something* out of it, but I'm not about to ask. She's all sickly, too, whenever there are no trips, or parties or fancy people around to impress. And it's not like she just gets a headache like a normal person and goes away to lie down - she has to have her hand held. She's called him out of work for this shit. Twenty years, and he still hasn't kicked her to the curb. Some men are just... I dunno. I don't get it. I think naybe having a dick impairs your thinking.
For the record. Dads today get no respect when they have and bestow 0 discipline. You can only acquire respect when respect is earned. How you decide to achieve the respect will decide what kind of respect you will get, but you will get it. His dad had respect through fear. My 2 cents. Now give me 💰.
@@EB-gt1pq I agree with your comment but you didn’t need to bring Katt Williams into it. As I mentioned, there’s an audience for everyone. Let folks like who they like.
The "it's your fatherrrrrr", IM CRYING 🤣😂 my mom use to do that, too.
My mom does that too lol
geez
Top comment so I was waiting for it… when it got to this part: I had to hold in my laughter so I would not choke on the wild Cherry Pepsi I was drinking
_"The whole image of what a woman is in the culture is demented. ... It's something (women) can't be, and it's something (men) don't want."_
Tom Papa nailed it.
I'm mad but I'm laughing cause he's describing me, I'm that angry mom. 😠😂🤣😭
@PBR Street Gang we hate ourselves dipshit. Now go brush your teeth and get in bed you little twat.
This guy is so laugh out loud funny! I enjoyed his Epix Special yesterday so much. Absolutely howled for an hour!
Crowd is sleeping on this man. He's funny as god know what!
JFL crowds have never impressed me, but that could be a Canadian thing. In America we are boisterous with our laughter.
@@Uhavefriendss After living in Canada for 12 years (as an Italian-American), I now realize - and I say this somewhat affectionately - that all Canadians are missing a chromosome. My Canadian wife agrees with me.
Tom I love your comedy. Thank you. You deserve your success.
I never heard of this guy. He’s great. Binge watching him tonight.
HE IS HILARIOUS 😂 🤣 😂
One of the best stand ups out right now.
He always makes me cry. He is too funny!!
Tom papa is the best, truthful....and hilarious!!! Great book too!
he's one of my fav nowadays standups
Lol my daughter literally will open up my eyes too. Also, open the blinds, turn the light on, open the drapes, generally be obnoxious whenever I try to sleep if she too isn't asleep.
God he is so funny.
I just started watching him for the first time today... I've got to catch up... he's great! & then I realized....NO PROFANITY....LOVE IT!!!
so true about strong women...thought about it. not the helping out and other crap he said. just women who are... human( my vocabulary set is not vast enough to define further what i mean). they are pretty nice to be around.
Well said. More skill than you give yourself credit for
@@universaltruth2025 well I'm gonna be single forever then. Damn.
L K what makes you say that?
@@universaltruth2025 educated, not high maintenance, don't really leave my house, take pride in cooking and cleaning but would rather, or even insist, on staying in. RUclips is my only social online participation, no pages, no intentions of such either, not having any more kids I'm too old and tubes tied. I don't want to even attempt another relationship with anyone who has a kid(s). I think that's why. Lol. Not too mad about it. Considering a weighted blanket
@@universaltruth2025 that is first and foremost. I love cooking, organizing, cleaning, that's my jam. But I'm no princess. Lol. I've known that 41 years
Great work - got here from the Kevin Nealon-hike - very uplifting with two dudes having similar,
upbeat energy. You're the best Tom.
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TOM PAPA, THE LAST OF THE REAL MEN.
RIP XXX
Only just discovered this wonderful comedian. Thanks to the Conan O'Brien Show.
So good and so true.
So hilarious!! 😂
Funny and true. That’s the best.
Say they want appliances I felt that 😂
Tom is delightful!
Tom Papa is so funny and real in 2020!
Tom papas is legendary
😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
I CAN'T STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hook up the Wii... hook up the Wiiiiii! Just perfect
Tom you are Super funny!
about the father back in the days, somewhat relatable for old asian parents tho. That's funny.
That's hilarious! She's so fried she wakes up like did everyone do what they're supposed to do?!
Please come to Everett Washington!!!!!
that was funny
Girls should ONLY use make-up for fun. Otherwise it's not worth it. Natural looks are AWESOME!!
Protectobot Relax these are jokes.
@@loopsruby obviously! I just think girls try too hard sometimes. It just seems like a waste of effort and I wanna know what the girl looks like naturally. I have a friend who tends to use a lot of eyeliner or mascara (don't know make-up terms very well) and it makes her look kinda fierce and angry. She does it to highlight her eyes but I think she has nice eyes and she looks so sweet and gentle w/o the make-up, but she tends not to want to leave home w/o it, so I seldom see her that way. It's a confidence booster for her.
He has been one of my Coronavirus /stay at home comics to watch. Had me in stitches. I was laughing so hard the other night my wife thought I was having a COV-19 reaction. "Are you ok? " Comes at me with the mom hand to check my temperature. I told her i was fine. Watching Tom Papa! I think sh'e's planning on murdering me in the middle of the night/burning my body in our back yard next to our dog who also died under mysterious circumstances. I think my wife is. a serial killer. 😉
This is the most accurate comedy bit of a woman thinking makeup matters
Oh make up does matter! Every time I show my husband a hot celebrity without make up he says they’re so ugly!
God, I remember when my kids were young. I never got any sleep, and my wife would complain that all I want to do is sleep on the weekends. Never mind, I had to wake up at 3 o'clock every morning!
💛👏👏👏👏👏🗣️ you get it (carrying luggage and art supplies for life ✌️)🤖
That's hilarious if you agree with mom you lose all your credibility. Fucken amazing.
Mi libido en el subterráneo y este vídeo lo lleva a la cima de la torre más pervi/kitsch/exhibicionista 🎉
What time is cuddle time? 😆😆😆
This man is brave
Great comedian, weak crowd.
Well yeah they're Canadian.
@@Pacific_Norfweest Exactly!
@@Pacific_Norfweest After living in Canada for 12 years (as an Italian-American), I now realize - and I say this somewhat affectionately - that all Canadians are missing a chromosome. My Canadian wife agrees with me.
Funny stuff
VOT TIME EZZ CUDDLE TIME??
My dad sent this to me.
dude looks just like jackson pollock
He's best boomer
Too young for a boomer.
Elliot Gould called, he wants his sideburns back.
Believe me or not but this whole thing that he said might be funny but has a deep lesson behind it.
I feel sad tbh.
Fine RUclips. I watched it. Happy now?
hahaha😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
hook up the wiiii!
it sounded like hook up the weed.
yeah, sounded like that. I didn't get that either.
Hook up the Wii...
Give those kids a couple of years and it will be.
looks like his hairline froze in the early 70's
He's right, get a strong woman. Lookout for princesses out there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lots of men care and want that. A made up woman etc.
Olivia Relax it is a stand up comedy set.
Yep. My poor brother married that. Now he just works for trips to Facebook/Instagram photo shoot locations and designer hand bags.
I hope he's getting *something* out of it, but I'm not about to ask. She's all sickly, too, whenever there are no trips, or parties or fancy people around to impress. And it's not like she just gets a headache like a normal person and goes away to lie down - she has to have her hand held. She's called him out of work for this shit. Twenty years, and he still hasn't kicked her to the curb. Some men are just... I dunno. I don't get it. I think naybe having a dick impairs your thinking.
He's papa Papa.
😂
Nineteen people don't know what funny is.
Or are super models being dissed for the first time in their lives.
I get no respect - Micheal Scott
Even like Number 600😄
According to the accent His 'strong woman' choice is a Russian woman
Check out the sideburns on Papa! Looks like his face could be on money.
Hard truth is funny
Men do care what women look like
Olivia Macpherson don’t we all care about what people look like when it comes to attraction, one way or another?
make up is fake up+a lie is an ugly thing. authentic is beautiful ::: :
@@sebastiannoir5712 I’m sure all the celebrities you love wear tons of professionally done make up
Lmfao.
Started off for about 60 seconds, no chuckles. Ended with hilarity though. #norespect
Scary dads create better citizens
Very old people humour, it's nice for old people humour I guess
Maschilista del c
Etch-O-Shrek
😁
But dads don’t want anything for presents, you said.
He sounds like jimmy fallon
btw, those models he mentions, their realy not women, for real,
"mre abc" channel, have fun.
Usually like him lots. Not his finest skit.
All we care is that you're not a dude...lol
For the record.
Dads today get no respect when they have and bestow 0 discipline.
You can only acquire respect when respect is earned. How you decide to achieve the respect will decide what kind of respect you will get, but you will get it.
His dad had respect through fear.
My 2 cents. Now give me 💰.
Mildly amusing at times.
Is this what square people consider funny? This guy is vanilla ice cream for 1950's Christians.
Disagree. Not every comedian needs to be like Kat Williams and cuss all the time. Parents really relate to this guy.
Square people? There’s an audience for everyone. Very ignorant comment.
@@EB-gt1pq I agree with your comment but you didn’t need to bring Katt Williams into it. As I mentioned, there’s an audience for everyone. Let folks like who they like.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣