Vod 1: this is a one off Vod 2: this is it, this is the finale, I won't play it on stream anymore Vod 3: I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT, I'M NOT HOOKED TO BALATRONYL
I love flush. I love flush so much that I force myself to try other things for fear of getting bored, yet I STILL fall back on it even if I'm doing other shit lol Kinda made me happy that that's what joey was doing at the start too! I didn't have his excuse tho lol
I’m slowly trying to learn high card and park builds. Flush fails me in higher stakes especially if you have to chase after it. Sometimes I find myself making a build behind one without even thinking 🤦🏻♂️
2:04 Having watched people play balatro games where they make insane combos and barely make the goal of over 4 billion chips or something, watching Joel play the tutorial and go "ooh" at every +10 is very amusing to me.
Bro got so lucky with that hex keeping his red card. Knowing my luck in this game, I could have 49 red cards and one wily joker and it would always land on good ol Wily.
I like Balatro, but the problem is the ego of the developer keeps the game at a 50 hour game instead of being a 10,000 hour game like Slay The Spire. The developer has spent 8 months on making skins (aka thirteen pngs) for the cards instead putting in the 3 hours of work needed for workshop support so that you don't have to use third party code injectors to mod the game. Why? Because "I don't use mods, so I don't want to add workshop support". Dev is a bigger joke(r) than any card in the game.
The thing is that there are many ways to win blinds, but they shrink depending on which items you obtain - and you have to obtain them if you don't want to lose, because the demand for chips becomes higher each time.
Balatro claims yet another bald streamer
+2
Baldatro
Can't wait for Dougdoug as well
@@smackincheese9285dear god.. please no
will it ever clam mike lol
Joel saying gambling is a skill, not random chance is a g r e a t way of knowning how his gambling career will go
Its both, it's a skill of managing random chances to the best possible general outcome
@@Baddaby gambling is pure skill 100% power of will
the water bill is going to be HUGE after this video
virtual fentanyl
femtanyl
Cyber jenkem
Oh yeah, we're gettin' real fecal funny now
Nah... cyber jank'em(spelling cause lol youtube)
Now the real fecal funny begins
fentaneel clown man
~ BORN TO FLUSH - FORCED TO WIPE ~
*A new hand touches the Balatro Orb...*
Vod 1: this is a one off
Vod 2: this is it, this is the finale, I won't play it on stream anymore
Vod 3: I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT, I'M NOT HOOKED TO BALATRONYL
_balatroneeeel_
i love how he starts off the stream talking about how he won't get addicted and then by the end of the first blind you can already tell he's hooked
"This is a one-off" Part 1
Joey is true to the fecal funny bit by only doing flushes.
more addicting than C R A N K
What you think Vinny is gonna do when he finds out about high card runs lol.
He'll сum.
probably slide the vinesauce card pack over, entire thing is dedicated to transitioning to high card
Rule 34 of Joey Productions: The more he protests at an idea, the more likely he is to do it.
why 34 💀
@@dr.dominospizza8299 Yeah, you know...!
I love flush. I love flush so much that I force myself to try other things for fear of getting bored, yet I STILL fall back on it even if I'm doing other shit lol
Kinda made me happy that that's what joey was doing at the start too! I didn't have his excuse tho lol
I'm addicted to two pair. It's so stable and consistent that I have to force myself to play other hands.
Real scholars go for the high card stone build
I’m slowly trying to learn high card and park builds. Flush fails me in higher stakes especially if you have to chase after it. Sometimes I find myself making a build behind one without even thinking 🤦🏻♂️
2:04 Having watched people play balatro games where they make insane combos and barely make the goal of over 4 billion chips or something, watching Joel play the tutorial and go "ooh" at every +10 is very amusing to me.
finally Joey is playing a mature (gambling) game for mature (rated adults only by PEGI) gamers.
4:04 Shoving card in ah-nus
Las Vaygus Secks Mahgic™️
If your flush is red, contact your doctor ASAP
if joel continues to flush this much, he might need a plumber to check on that toilet
"Its gonna be a one off"
*Part 1*
Oh no
Bro got so lucky with that hex keeping his red card. Knowing my luck in this game, I could have 49 red cards and one wily joker and it would always land on good ol Wily.
Who needs a plumber when the flusher is on the loose!
DE FLOOSHER
Joey casually becoming The Flusher™
more, mooore, MOOOOOOOORE
We got him
j o e y t h e t o i l e t b o y
Who would win The Flusher or Mr. Green
flush run, down the toilet
classic Joey
and thus, THE FLUSHER... was born
I read the title.
Then I listen to Joel's first remarks.
Then I read the title again.
Then I read the comments.
stopping my balatro playthrough in order to watch flush play balatro
not the chill joel lidl kicks 😭
Fuck it's uploaded 14 hours ago I can't binge watch his entire journey, no more flushing
11:30 Mr. Green moment
T H E F L U S H E R
THE F L O O S H M A S T E R .
fecal funny man just cannot stop flushing
༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ🥞
he's going for the hug... again
The x0.5 game speed is hurting me....
Get dat floosh.
Oh Joel your time spent in GTA San Andreas says a lot different. Compulsive gambler moment lmao
I just alt f4'd out of it lmaooo
Where did joel get the god damn vocal stim from?
hello
oh no yoel
not the funny card game
gay of the year
''GODDAYUM!'' (c) Yoel ''Goddayum'' Vinesauce
this game is no very good, i prefer space cadet
I like Balatro, but the problem is the ego of the developer keeps the game at a 50 hour game instead of being a 10,000 hour game like Slay The Spire.
The developer has spent 8 months on making skins (aka thirteen pngs) for the cards instead putting in the 3 hours of work needed for workshop support so that you don't have to use third party code injectors to mod the game. Why? Because "I don't use mods, so I don't want to add workshop support". Dev is a bigger joke(r) than any card in the game.
He's making his own big update this year.
The thing is that there are many ways to win blinds, but they shrink depending on which items you obtain - and you have to obtain them if you don't want to lose, because the demand for chips becomes higher each time.