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- Published on Mar 5, 2026
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"it's not stealing because I feel like they belong to me"
Are u brain damaged? The British Empire stole loads of shit from the countries they invaded. If it can be stolen once, it can be stolen again.
This art was promised to me 3000 years ago (and my ancestors didn't build anything except mud huts)
Just because we destroyed the other pieces over the years we didn't get to destroy those because you protected them and thats a community slight against you
@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 You mean cow dung huts.
@vergillives9890most were destoryed actually by the British and those who conquered them
If you stand still for 10 minutes in the game, then you can hear the smoke detector beeping
Thos are hood crickets sir
bahaha thanks for this.
Broooooo! lmao!
lmfao
ok thats fucking funny
Game about black thief in Europe starts in the docks... presumably the protagonist arrived by boat?
Ahahaha
Quite interesting the new party that came outta nowhere like... Yesterday or so?
We can avoid more... protagonists, that way.
"We wuz stereotypes and shieeeet" The Game.
Soo true...
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Im stuck and cant get past the rooftop Koreans. How do i get away with my stolen loot?
Is it coz I is black.
I know what yous sayin.
There's a DLC where you break-in to learing centers and steal important documents.
by breaking the walls from the inside out 🤯
Hahahahahaha
definetely sounds like what black people do huh
Best part is taking the stolen documents back to headquarters in wakanda. Yibambe!
Tbf that would actually be a funny twist.
The game skipped the part where the local warlords sell the "relooted" artifacts to rich arab princes and russian oligarchs for their private collections
Well that's when they just go steal them again, and sell it back to them. It's genius when you -don't- think about it
Yeah, probably at an auction. Black people love to sell themselves and other black people. It's AWESOME.
That's probably for the sequel or DLC
true!
@MasseyCorp it was developed by south african studio there's an interview with them from aug i didnt watch it all but no shortage of documentaries of when brits forced the africans to pay for their railraod then used it to export all the treasures out to royal museum. karens jumping to conclusions on this know nothing about apartheid and assuming its about american black people and associating colored clothes to woke they still wear wierd colored clothing there. its not like ubisoft replacing their assassin creed game out about historical samurai with a black dude to please karens.
Asmon is one of the 27 proud owners of this game
Probably the 27 were all streamers😂
That number seems a bit high
A whooping 57 peak players!
@altname4742 all of them either youtuber/streamer. no real functioning human would unironically buy this piece of trash.
@tempoaccla4041 And how many of those were provided by the devs?
One chatter in stream: game has as many frames as players😂
Edit: daaaaamn first time having 1k likes
@vjoe166 if they use Asmongold for that I would piss myself lmao
Lmfao
@MashamazziI mean it was deader than concord because he paid attention to it XD
They aren't wrong though 😂
I checked because I was curious how bad it really was. Currently 24 players lmao.
Peak 57! The frames match the player count perfectly lol. Almost 60 but never quiet there but usually barely 24 lol.
"Why would our grandmother, a retired history professor..." No one talks like this.
Bad expositional dialogue at its darkest.
That was essentially most of the dialogue
Typical modern dialogue these days.
"That's right, Meg, our dog Brian Griffin is dead!"
holy shit, that sounds exactly like it 😂 @Vaguer_Weevil
I remember upon the announcement of this game, someone pointed out that apparently some of the museums in Britain returned ancient African artifacts to their country of origin, where they were never seen again.
Likely were ground up into jenkem
@Deletirium most likely resold at some point for cold hard cash
All these artifacts likely would have been lost or destroyed if western countries hadn't saved them in museums. The peoples who had them often didn't give a damn about them. It's only centuries after the fact, when these peoples countries have stabilized (mostly thanks to those same western countries btw) that they feel they have the right to demand them back. It's pathetic.
Germany did the same. And you will never guess what happened
So what? They belonged to those countries. It’s the country of origins decision what to do with them. The UK isn’t a saint for stealing them in the first place.
My IQ dropped below zero, so did the fps
They stole the FPS
It's an FPS desert
the fps is as low as the player count
😂😂
Negative FPS might actually look good, if it's -60 or more.
How do you screw up a scrolling platformer so bad that it can't run?
I like how they have a character wearing a hijab who is also wearing a sleeveless mini dress and has tattoos, too funny.
Right? And you know Asmon has a non shit GPU as well
@jtathaizzosh lmao right he literally owns the company he gets his PC's from
@jtathaizzoshI think the fps issues are only on our end, he only notices it on his second monitor which displays his stream. He has the same issue with every other game he played lately. The fix is to put the fps to a fixed number. I’m amazed that a pc business entrepreneur can’t figure that out
@just1nt1m3game still sucks, hahaha
Martin
Looter
Kang
😂
Wtf!! Exactly what i was thinking. Hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wuzkanga forever (in courts)
Id say on god but I might get flagged
I actually think the idea of a bunch of random Africans deciding to get together and loot a bunch of white museums to be hilarious and could be a fun game if done right. With that said let's watch the gameplay and see how they actually made the game...
Ong cuh! Type shi mane
“Left click to loot” is going to be a meme that will long outlast this game.
Press X to doubt.
It still can't top "press F to pay respect"
@awesomearsam1890 advanced warfare is a masterpiece compared to this nonsense
@RUclipshandle9001 Agreed
It might have been, if anybody had actually seen it besides the few of us.
I can't imaging Mario doing the "hold on, letsa see where imma goin."
We used to have "Man of Steel", and now we have "Man of Steal"...
Seal Team 6
🦭
Man of seal
ForkNife🤣
ma’am of steal
Somalianman: Pirates of the Museum
Woman of Steal
Serious fatigue
30 players. Not 30k…. Literally 30….😂
That's pretty bad when you realize like 30 people worked on the dev team... I can 100% guarantee you at least 20 of those are the devs trying to boost their numbers up.
Dustborne sequel
Devs + family + close friends = 30 being even worse than it first looks
asmon and a dozen of his chatters included lmao
I think the highest concurrent player count was 57 so far... 😂
The main character looks just like the main character from dustborn 😂
What’s a bunch of doctors and engineers doing?!?🤨
can u explain this joke or whatever idk i never understand lol xd
Quest to find a 9 volt battery?
@okymekspoiler: they never find it
@pichouyh it's sarcasm. Instead of saying they are a bunch of stupid bums, they pretend to give them the most dignified of professions. Doctors and engineers often contribute the most in any given society. Here, the people don't contribute to society at all, they are parasites, only taking for themselves. I think News tried to save face of these kind of people calling them "doctors and engineers" which is so far removed from the truth it became comedy.
@pichouyh Various governments + associations have claimed that illegal immigration was good for the countries / Western civilizations because "we lacked engineers and doctors". While it's true that there is a lack of highly qualified personnel, the probability of finding a single one of those qualified people in those illegal migrants is 0%. At the same time, the proportion of migrants that will be detrimental (ex: terrorists, rapists, thiefs, scammers, ...etc) towards said countries is being ignored by those governments + associations.
Or if you prefer: "In order to find those 0% of highly qualified personel, local population need to be nice and ignore the x% of those illegal migrants who will happily ruin everyone's life."
Reminder that Asmongold's PC has a 9800X3D and a 5090.
The cut scene ran 10-15fps
How is a 5090 struggling with a side scroller...
@grayavatar9766 Lack of optimization.
Nah he changed to AmD cause he said once
Edit GPU
@grayavatar9766The stutters too bruh
Another banger from Quality Gaing Studios
Best part of the game 1:07:00
Relooted: The hunt for the lost father figure.
They obviously like playing ForkNife
Lmao
Finding Father 2
on the epic quest to find that magical milk!
Could they loot some 9 volts while they're at it? 🤔
Damn, we got dustborn 2 before concord 9.
9?
@OkaroNzubechukwu
-Concord
-Fairgames
-Highguard
-Marathon
-Fable
-Intergalatic
-Horizon MH
I missed one game
wakoncord
I just remembered that game existed 😂
@haramotozero7316Good lord, I only considered concord and highguard 😭. I feel it's not too late for hunters gathering.
"Is this the new donkey kong" 😂
Yes! :D
What in the Wakanda Forever did I just watch?
"can you unlock these vault doors?"
"ooga booga"
shaaka laaka
WAKANDA FOREVER .
@PrashasyaGautam say it Everytime you take a dump in the memory of
I love that RUclips has a "Translate to English" button on your post 🤣
@kolai1987"suspicious" 💀
Relooted has a fan base like the characters dad... absent.
they forgot to include the child support DLC
We had Africa Samurai Last year we get African Ninja this year.
Ninjas gon ninja
At least we can rest peacefully knowing that one cool character they'll never do this to is Tarzan.
We had astro bot now we have afro bot
The only African ninjas I fw are the Ravens from Tekken.
There’s also Kimberly from Street Fighter 6.
I skipped to the end and I'm still bored
Be like them.... just play ForkNife
well what you expect of a game with 57 players peak count after 18h of launch xD
😂😂😂
Every scene switch loots the FPS
When is the Walgreens and Target DLC coming out ?
Yeah when is dey commin out wit dat?
Thats nothing, the Floyd Looters "protests" DLC is going to be DLC of the year 😂
apple store = end stage.?
When the ers call a manager to get it out from under glass.
Those are locked behind plexiglass
Those slippy purple platforms are covered with job applications lol
“You’re not missing a lot guys”….”OOOUUOOUU!”
Did they steal the extra frames in the cutscenes too?
they couldn't steal the competence to make it look good.
Its the devs Cryptomining on His pc lmao
@loredanatafuro7826 nah, filling up job applications :D joe biden style - with outopen
Not steal...reloot!
Why are they stealing loot but instead how about stealing a book instead 😂 or a library card 😂
So they made a 2014 mobile game mechanic, with 2008 graphics, that barely runs in a 2026 pc? Damn
On spot 👏
Pretty good for a continent stuck in the stone age.
Monster hunter wilds sends their regards
Whats even better is if anyone is actually running a 2027 PC, its Asmon.
We all know that he doesnt spend on frivolous shit like most millionaires, but I have no doubt his PC is top of the line big boy shit from top to bottom, custom parts if necessary. His PC probably cost more than his car.
The only non racist comment I could find for about 5 minutes lol
We've upgraded from stealing bikes.
And downgraded our performance.
So they made a game about african heritage and they are talking about stealing within 24mins. Lore accurate.
Not to mention the first artifact was from the Kingdom responsible for enslaving other Africans and selling them.
@generaljackripper666 they didn't lear about history
Our forefathers were Somalian pirates n' shieeet.
Why not use accurate lore and just have them robbing walmarts, targets and liquor stores?
@imlazyy-b2e that’s too accurate for their lefty customers and doesn’t push the “brown/black skin good” message.
We're no longer fatigued. We're exhausted.
Yeah, with Asmongold.
@Silver77cynnahh
@Silver77cynnope
@Silver77cynspeak for yourself losRrrrr.
@Silver77cyn Why are you here then? Forever rent free in yo smol head.
The whimsical Lion King music sent me 😆
Took me back to that terrible “I cant wait to be king” level 😂
Not even the frame rate wanted to work for an honest living.
Oh hai, nice seeing you here lol
"I'd rather hangout then run deliveries." ...... so you don't wanna work.
"is yellow paint really needed in a 2D sidescroller...?"
asmon: "where do I go"
god dammit
Gamer of the year right here
Worse....It's radioactive Glowing Yellow Paint with the bright hues and highlights of a Cocomelon animation.
Would be funny to see a game adding a "yellow paint" option... but, once activated, said paint would guide you towards your own death instead of helping you instead.
he's never claimed to be great at games, unless he's got a two handed sword in said game.
@HyperspaceSloth he'd still be shit, but it's fine that way.
I bet the dlc will be about stealing documents from a daycare in Minnesota.
Learing centre
Im just ready for the Walmart dlc then the Nike dlc
Main character:'We need to protect the community'😂
We found it an animation that has less frames than One Frame man lol
The first asian guy in the game has a heavy stereotypical asian accent. Meanwhile all of the black characters speak normally.... these devs definitely are projecting some insecurities.
I also found it funny that they did the stereotype where the protagonist is a strong independent mean woman and she has a dumber young brother who she always talks down at cuz he gets in constant trouble.
Also for some reason South Africa in the game is literally a futuristic utopia while the city she stole the first artifact from was a normal modern place.
@SuperCitizen69"we wuz the most advanced civilization "
Look at that, the most racist demographic of people being... blatantly racist
"speak normally"
Not really
16:00 He's not joking everyone. 😂16:11 "been gone long time"🍚
Did dey no di wey into da museyum?
Bro google actually translated that correctly 😂 hilarious shit
@The.Nasty.Google mastered Blackspeak
@The.Nasty.Bro I was gonna comment the same thing 🤣
@The.Nasty.lmao
@The.Nasty. Di queen did de translayshawn cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
One minute in and we see the quality and attention to detail when in a pre rendered cutscene, the characters head clips fully through a pole.
Black man breaks into house simulator 2.0
Nah that’s an fps
"Ninja Please" the game.
HNIC-Head Ninja in charge
Fatigue, actual fatigue.
type shiiiiet type shiiiiet
LOL the translate to English button
Remember when ideas like these were memes you saw on 4chan?
I miss those days 😩
Between this game and the milk white supremacist 😂 Those people need to stop taking 4chan too seriously
I'm still surprised nobody made that Rated E team based shooter where it's a bunch of kids fighting each other with imaginary guns made of cardboard and sticks.
They took that seriously, remember when World of Disney is a meme during Dragonflight? They doubled down on it this year.
They take the things they steal back to a cave, you can also upgrade the cave 😂😂
@kielbasamagethis would lowkey go hard though
The music feels like the breaking intro but it never actually starts.
if the "security guy" can just magically appear anywhere that you can go,
then why doesn't he just steal the stuff?
Because the game developers would rather force the player to use a small table to hold open a massive steel security door.
Underdeveloped second-order thinking.
There is something called Ludonarrative Dissonance, which is when the gameplay and the narrative are at odds with each other. Parkouring in someone's house is another example of this.
The whole idea of having a theft team, that has multiple ties to obvious suspects for the theft, is ridiculous.
Chat: "Water kills the character"
EEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA!
I'm from South Africa and even I won't steal this game.
😂😂😂
We live this game daily 😅
@Worsrol. Love your user name 😂
5090 running 15 fps on a cartoon style side scroller. Just let that sink in.
African optimization.
3/5 optimized
@ZmbieTaco YOURE WILD FOR THAT XD
@ZmbieTacothis comment deserves more attention 😂
DEI game, DEI frames
15 players playing this moment lol
The funny thing is most relics wouldn't be preserved if they had not been taken by museum.
She went from "I feel guilty" to "We need to do this right" in 60 seconds, lol. That's Sweet Baby's "narrative design" for ya!
The writing...
As if a bunch of stolen artifacts wouldn't lead any half way competent investigator to the only thing linking them, the token white boy. He would break under interrogation, and give them all up immediately.
straight outa the year 2000 that game
I just don't understand how companies look at these ideas and go "Yeah that definitely going to sell and make us a profit"
They dont expect to make prifit they expect to make propaganda, the fact they cant tell itll just make people against it is whats suprising
you try to apply free market logic to products that get made directly with tax payer money + NGO money that used to be tax payer money. Canada and Europe start these projects to "educate" the youth and to move funds to evade paying taxes themselves. A lowley pencilpusher suddenly becomes chief over an 8digit budget opening doors for every kind of corruption one can imagine. no way that more than 20% of the given funds are commonly used to achieve project purposes.
It's also partial money laundering where minority devs get grants, taxpayer or blackrock investor money all because they are minority devs. Many end up phoning in the product and bagging the rest of the money.
@esharpehfunny how we were writing nearly the exact same comment at the same time, you put it much more eloquently though, good job!
Yeah it's mostly for social points that are redeemable nowhere or they were lied to or misled by groups and studios like SBI that there's a massive audience for this shit. And Investors are disconnected and don't understand the culture shifting back to normal and fall for it. Look up Ubisoft talking to its investors about how well SW Outlaws and AC Shadows is doing, honestly don't know how they didn't get sued/charged for misleading shareholders because they 100% knew and lied. It's a mess at every angle.
Funny, when such artifacts are returned to their place of origin.
They are either quickly destroyed or sold for quick cash and never seen again.
Lost forever.
look we afriggan can do wat we wan. it is ours. we destroi it for islam. we destroi it foo voodoo. and for dem tribe war
Good they do belong to them so what do you care about it. Just don't want foreigners making money on it
need a side quest of stealing from a supermarket, but you fail if you steal over 1000$
You can only play African crime simulator if its set to borderless
😂💀💀💀
It's things like this that make life feel like a simulation. Things align almost too perfectly
Fun fact: Most old artifacts and treasure from places like Africa and India that the British have are some of the last remaining, this is because during civil wars the Africans and Indians stole or destroyed the rest of it from their own museums 😅 you can even watch videos of them doing it on on YT
Another fun fact: The British Empire is hands down the greatest thing to ever happen to Africa and Asia. The only reason they have even slight levels of human rights is because the British set those standards.
Not to mention those countries didn't even care or value their artifacts .. why would they?
Yep in some regions of the world people hardly value historically significant things or don't have the means to protect them. Like ISIS and the Taliban destroying ancient structures, statues, and museum pieces.
Back in 2025, a golden bracelet was stolen in the Egyptian Museum (Cairo). The thieves have been found since... and we do know that the bracelet was destroyed, melted... in order to gain less than $5000... And no, I didn't forget to add a 0... less than $5000... for a 3000 yo bracelet...
Oh... And for the ones who want to laugh, the one who stole it was a restoration specialist... Yep...
@HarveyDarvey1122thats a very brainwashed statement so you justifying everywar in the name of expansion. Just because one group had a obsession with thinking the were the answer to a problem the intesufied. When infact the didnt care about 😊histiry or developement of a people😂. Only to use its resources and benefits to improve their own, sound like a parasite, a swarm. U must be within that hive mind.
All the lag is from FULL servers.
2:39 "Wow! Like a ninja!"
Afro Community: "We wuz ninjas and shieeeeeet!"
AC shadows community:
ReLooted: The Search For Why The Ceiling Bird Beeps.
😂
Thought my dog wanted to go outside but it was the vid lol.
Second mission and you already go from Relooted to Looted.
Walgreens in the Bronx simulator before GTA 6 is crazy 💀
22:00 is horribly Ironic, Because so far most artifacts that are "Returned" immediately go missing, get stolen, destroyed Or are sold to Private entities.
are you saying that destroying priceless history. for sake of islam. for the sake of voodoo. and for the sake of tribe war. is horrible!?!?!?!??
So what do you care about it unless you enjoy our priceless art that why you put in museum. And then call African stupid. We gonna destroy it if necessary so museum don't make money on it. Thanks for enjoying our art, just go online and buy it if you care so much
Time for aamon to earn more from ad revenue on the game than the game will make itself
100% accurate prediction
More people are gonna watch this hour long video than they have players on steam 😂
The game was never meant to make revenue.
@Pyovalimission accomplished
Love the fake enthusiasm 😂
19:00 Climb 5 stories just to get to the ground level lmao expert design
Thieving blacks?
I thought this was supposed to be a video game, not a documentary.
Reminds me of that other documentary game where you’re a black guy beating up Asians (AC:Shadows)
Savage
True. Have family members that steal from my grandma, even her shoes. They even stole my dad's eating utensils over time so he wouldn't notice.
Did the volume slider just get called master?
they should make a game called "rebuilding" sort of like sim city, where they have to repair all
the damaged infrastructure that they let decay.
No word for maintenance
They “let” decay?
@Fforrespectsits called not doing maintenance
There's an old game called rebuild;
Where you control a few barricaded squares in a city and you have to reclaim it from zombies.
Literally road craft. It’s set in North Africa and is about how your company has to come in and save the natives by rebuilding all of their infrastructure that they let decay and get destroyed.
"Commando!"
This video has more comments in 5 minutes than the game had peak players
RUclips ads?
When is Nike and Apple store DLC?
Those come before the blm riots and then there’s the attack ICE final boss
no way /pol/ didn't make this.
"They took his arm" ah it's a Belgian Congo simulator...
Rowanda simulator.
@exodore2000*Rwanda
Idi Amin, Francisco Macías Nguema, and many more
@maverickstclare3756 i was not expecting nguema to get mentioned on a asmongold video, this madman though a politican there was going to coup him. so he fucking threw the guy out of the window
6:18 funniest thing ever. She jumps through the window, can't go through the door, forgets arm, door is now unlocked to get back in, door is shut to get back out what's happening
Clippable xD
damn bro thats crazy
I like how the answer is just in the title. "No." LOL
There's an achievement called Banana's and Rice.
That would be funny but sadly, its not true.
Is there one called Going Ape Shit?
I forgot this came out. I remember him saying he was going to play this.
These museum sure have a lot of pressure plate doors.
Can't believe he played this, instead of Mewgenics...
Why does this look like an old FMV from sega CD?
I can't wait for the sequel "ReMigrating" it takes place in an ICY landscape!
Ahhhhh I see you what you did there e
Wasn't there a game like that that was cancelled?
@Vaguer_Weevil
Yes, there was
WITHOUT hte British Museums ALL the African artifact would be DESTROYED or DISAPPEARED...
are you saying that the afriggam ppl would destroy priceless artifacts for the sake of voodoo magic tribe war and islam?
And why do you care about it, just we don't need the museum making money on it. That about it . If you like our art you can buy it
@yvonlare7731 If you like "your" art, you can buy a ticket to our museums and go see it
i like the villian...... the KANGpin
4090 can’t run a side scroller haha. Nice DEI game devs there
5090
Do you know DEI it's only american, and white women were the one that benefited most.
Considering Johannesburg has reliable electricity I assume apartheid is back.
While i was playing this game my bicycle was stolen 😒
You are lying. If you were playing this game than there were 28 people playing, but we saw only 27.
is that how they imagine themselves, when robbing people at knife-point in london? :DDDDDDD
Yes, no joke.
You go so fast you have to let the game catch up. Bahahahahahaha