For anyone who doesn't know why the doctor's have to spank the baby they have to do it to get the baby to breathe. When they first come out they aren't used to anything including temperature, humidity, and other things. They have been breathing through the umbilical cord so they don't know how to use their lungs so in turn the doctor or someone else will spank them so they take their first breath. This isn't always the case thought and it's not always needed. But I would say that the baby was definitely spanked too hard in the game-
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Little fun fact: The reason babies cry when they're born is because they're breathing for the first time ever and it's sad to them cause they had everything they needed in the mothers belly. But some don't cry, which means they aren't breathing. So the doctors spank them to get them to cry. Another fun fact, I'm in that small percentage of people!
0:56 A. Dogs, 2. Cats
Something seems wrong here.
@@conrade3988 I’m just going to assume you don’t understand the joke
@@s027210 grrrrr
hMmmMmMMMmmM
The order of colours, A, 2, ○, 👞
This is quite obviously the order it goes in
HEY DIO, HAVE YOU SEEN JOJO?
"When did Harry Potter become a dad?"
...Do you guys wanna tell him, or should I?
Lol
Lol lol lo
Probably with Draco
Uuuuu
@@teddychu797 No please no
Pov: you think your first but then you refresh and now your back to reality
Snap back to reality Oop there goes gravity
I'm sorry it was funny
@seraphim yes
Everyone: First!
The persons who’s actually first: *doesn’t comment*
Nobody:
The ad: *I’m a cat I go meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*
Lol I keep getting ads on a cat restaurant game
@@saharalyle893 all the time
I thought that said im a truck
@@Ashashashashasher I didn’t
the cat going meow meow meow is my brain please give me a time stamp for it
youtube: lets just recommend this after 3 mins.
Right omg-
Ikr like bro recommend it when it first comes out
Recommendations are faster than notifications-
RUclips do be like that though
Why tho :/
no one:
Ad:"Im a cat meow meow meow, Im a cat!"
Mike: *shakes head in dissapointment"
Me:*Also shaking my head*
I wonder what mike was thinking when that ad played
I have that game
Lets just thank green guy for playing the most cursed games for us we appreciate it bijuu mike 😔
Yep
➖👄➖ Mhm
Now u got 2⁵+1 subs
Long live the highlighter
yOU speLLED bIjuU wrONNGgg!!11!!!!111
This made me laugh so much, especially when the "I'm a cat, I go meow meow meow" ad was playing and Mike's reaction 🤣.
Me too 😂
Alternative Title: How To Raise A Psychopath.
Edit: Literally forgot about this comment from a year ago but...444 likes!
@@smallvixenamberkitty1967 Either one.
It’s so true!
Lamoooooooooooooo
@@imyour900yearoldgrandfathe4 Psychopaths are born crazy. Sociopaths become crazy due to living environments.
FAX
For anyone who doesn't know why the doctor's have to spank the baby they have to do it to get the baby to breathe. When they first come out they aren't used to anything including temperature, humidity, and other things. They have been breathing through the umbilical cord so they don't know how to use their lungs so in turn the doctor or someone else will spank them so they take their first breath. This isn't always the case thought and it's not always needed. But I would say that the baby was definitely spanked too hard in the game-
spank: slap
Nobody:
*"where is the sounds"*
👁👄👁
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Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
BAHAHHAAA
Def = epic
5:27 after 100 years, she has risen again
Rest In Peace, bijuu’s “innocent “ eyes
Atua
Atua 😇
His eyes saw some shi-
Oh no
Atua
I love how he just looks like he hates his life whenever he watches a ad
I think every game that is about giving birth is cursed lmao
Well maybe
True
True
Mhm lol
Thanks for sharing!
2:21
Haikyuu fans: we got ya covered
**YamaGUCHI has entered the chatroom**
I NAMED MY DOG THAT
@@makibuns6969 i-
“A, dogs, 2 cats, 3 NIGHTMARE INDUCING CLOWNS”
Monaca is confused
They’re just gonna put kokichi’s face repeatedly on the wall
@@That1Th3atr3Kid ouch man
Ooooh ok
...
@@That1Th3atr3Kid I’ll get Maki
Scrubpai slouching on his seat is the highlight of my day. He’s physically bored and I find it adorable for some reason. 🙏
Micheal, I’m going to need to confiscate that phone of yours.
no
No second here🥈
Basically
@Willburrt Good point. We need more top quality mobile game videos
This is one of the videos of Mike that I laughed the most 😂😆🤣😂❤️ love the video, keep it up!!! 👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️
Alt title: man plays games about babies and goes insane
chiaki and chihro = dead
@@brycetankthrust what?
Next Dharr Mann video 😂
@@saymee100cue the so you see line
man..mike is such a quality dad
*agreed*
*agreed*
Alternative title: horrible mobile app to teach you parenting because you are bad at it. This is a joke btw
who wanna bet some karen gonna come and act like it’s not a joke XDD
Lmao
@@wafflekat who would come here
imagine a docter spraying gel all over a pregnet womans irl
I can tell I'm going to regret clicking on this...
Update: OH GOD I REGRET THIS.
My dog yawned in sync to you going “aaaaAAaAaAaAUGH” and I thought my dog gained the ability to speak for a second
*Game:* dady
*Mike:* Damb
*Also mike:* who Teach you thise bad words
lmao I can't get over the 'i'm a cat i go meow meow meow'-
Same
its a legit song you can find on youtube
@@STELLAISONFIRE WAIT, WHAT?!?! THANK YOU
Melissa seeing now Mike deals with kids: ummm....🔳➖🔳
Big bad
Melissa: Aight. Gotta wait for another year
I don’t think they want kids :/
@@jaliyahcook7557 well that's pitty who's going to take Care of them (when they're Old)😔
4:45 i laughed FAR too hard at this for no reason
Same
"I played the most cursed parenting game"
Me: "you don't have to look very far to find cursed mobile games-"
Is this the most late you've been?
You are always here. And you are always early
@@eugurai indeed i am
Mike: A. Dogs 2.cats 3.inducing clowns
POV ur in bijuu mike’s nightmare: iM a CaT i gO MeOw mEOw MEoW
Meow
Haha
LMAO XD
his nightmare is my dream
The reason the watermelon hat was a good choice is because it sets a good example for the kid to be like Suika!
Bijuu running out of ideas: “ *so im just gonna steal Lauren’s ideas..* “
Lauren: 👀
Bahaha!!
Lauren
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Yep but still awesome tbh
Loool trueeee
Little fun fact: The reason babies cry when they're born is because they're breathing for the first time ever and it's sad to them cause they had everything they needed in the mothers belly. But some don't cry, which means they aren't breathing. So the doctors spank them to get them to cry. Another fun fact, I'm in that small percentage of people!
Today's video was sponsored by:
*I'm a cat and I go meow meow meow*
I thought it said I'm a _tank_
Mike: *makes the worse decisions*
Also Mike: Am i a good dad.
No one:
Cursed game: THIS IS YOUR BABY
“Parenting choices “it explains all of the game
I think that's not just a baby that's:
B.A.B.Y= *Blaming A Baby Year*
wtf does this even mean
@@goodnightlain dont take it seriously just kidding u know lol
@@birsenferhat4602 i dont even get what you were trying to say
@@goodnightlain Yeah that's normal because I'm not English im sorry if my english is too bad :(
This is terrific.
Maybe even horrific.
This man is freaking maleficantbdusu
I cant put how amazing you are.
All parenting games are cursed
Exactly
15:19 this got me
"Name by my favorite snack"
Baby
4:44
Mike: "That was a lie!"
My mind: KOKICHI
XD
This is why I'm never having children 🙃
you should have children uwu
@@palestinabaddie why tho ? 😔
Why? These apps are no where near realistic 😂
@@kaylee1769 they are weird but still they are annoying
@@mnint7779 They can be annoying but they’re also really sweet and loving (most of them lol)
“Have you seen the freaking bird with the long neck where you have to like force it to crap”
-Bijuu Mike 2021
*꧁•ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪ̇ᴇ•꧂ has left the game*
...
*itz Lunacha LOLI• had left the chat*
System: Ms.Dangerous Left The Chat :(
•Mailey bo Hailey• has left the chat
XxilxvetoastxX *has joined the game*
2019 Bijuu Mike: Gacha
2021 Bijuu Mike: Friday Night Funkin'
This is you, this is your baby.
Wow, Bijuu Mike is a great dad. I’ll be sure to follow his example some day.
I never thought id be staring at my computer screen watching an adult with green hair laugh hysterically at a cursed game made for children
fact : mike is the best dad ever in this game
"Ur baby's drinking energy drinks-"
It's almost like they didn't expect people to make all the wrong choices.
In the intro Baby's head bigger than her head imagine birthing that boulder
'Look ma'' ! I'm a rapper!"
"I'm Tekashi si6nin9!"
*Ohh no*
ILOLIO
Bopbebo
Iol
Let's pray he doesn't get a kid..even tho we rlly want him to be a daddy..
13:51
The reason why the doctors make them cry is to make sure they are alive
My notification really said let me send it 22 seconds later
8:56 my little sister got that toy for Christmas and I immediately knew what toy you were talking about 💀💀
Sir , are you this bored. I'm guessing so. Lowkey stan you for that.
When you give birth and the baby doesn’t cry when it comes out, you slap it so it cries and make sure it’s alive.
I was just rewatching your SDR2 playthrough and i get tHIS-
👁👄👁
tHIS
@@leah6824 tHIS
2 things 1. You will be a GREAT father And 2. we all wished the baby's name would be scruby
Did you play these games cause Of Lauren?
What I learned today: if your a good mom your baby will hate you
Mom pick me up this party is scary-
No one:
Bijuu: should we put A. Dogs 2. Cats 3. Nightmare inducing clowns.
💀💀💀
i wont lie Mike, you would make a vary good father. :)
"ITS TAKASHI 69! " made me wheeze😭😭😭😭
13:20 i bursted out laughing
Ah yes, I also become pop cat when I sqeeze out children
I'm not having kids 😂
Bijuu Mike: *"okay, we got a couple of options"*
*A.* Dogs
*2.* Cats
*3.* Nightmare Inducing Clowns
It's so funny seeing bijuu laugh in almost silence
Bijuu Mike:am i a great dad guys?
Me:yes your the best dad
Anything from Lion Studios is bad...
15:19 im a tag i go yum yum yum- - mikes bangs his hand -
When I saw the thumbnail I was like :/ DRAHHHHHHH
Game: what should we put on the walls
Mike:A.Dogs 2.Cats 3.NIGHTMARE INDUCING CLOWNS
BACK WITH MORE CURSED APPS YESSSSS
13:58
Her name is
*Z̶̧̢̝̻͚̝͖͎̝͌ͅo̷̭̔̑͗̅ĕ̵̪̹̝̜̙̘͓͈͍̮̓i̴͈̋̋̊̄͛́ġ̷̼͎̣̭́͊̃́͌̈̕h̷͇̳̲̆̔͑̓̎͝*
When this came up i just clicked it
Baby thinks the fridge is mommy
DRESS UP THE FRIDGE LIKE YOU
The intro is God and Is Life
14:13 I started dying laughing 😭✋
Same
Ima need that phone rn Micheal!!
Monokuma:Who dunit
Makoto:what
Monokuma:this game
Omg the thumbnail
Bijuu Mike low key slips out words or sentences that are funny but secretly dirty 😂
Bruh these games are actually cursed but I like this video 👍 (I typed super fast bruh)
5:11 that made me laugh so much 😂❤️
When I was a baby I had big arms so I looked buff
Comment: When your baby get to age 18 the game freeze.
Mike: Bger **freezes**
10:56
*me thinking I’m early*
also me: *realizes there’s already 164 comments*
I love not being able to breathe because I’m laughing so hard with bijuu mike :D
This cursed
4:49 lol his face made me laugh so haaard 😂