Arumba the Murderer - Crusader Kings II

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @Oujouj426
    @Oujouj426 8 лет назад +1091

    "Oh, she's homosexual, this shall be a challenge!"
    -Arumba

    • @farribastarfyre
      @farribastarfyre 6 лет назад +1

      For those looking for it, or missed it, this was at 4:16.

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 6 лет назад +1

      Need to take Arumba to a lesbian bar and see if he says that. I would totally buy him a drink to watch.

    • @balintvasvari7573
      @balintvasvari7573 5 лет назад +1

      A "snuggle with a struggle", amirite?

  • @harmenkorvemaker3350
    @harmenkorvemaker3350 8 лет назад +990

    "Taught him all about the birds and the bees, and the priests and the childr...."
    - Arumba

  • @grizwoldmayor6671
    @grizwoldmayor6671 8 лет назад +884

    Jabir...
    In prison for 65 years.
    Is 65 years old.

    • @omegasrevenge
      @omegasrevenge 8 лет назад +117

      We will never forget you, Jabir, your place is in our hearts right next to Harambe.

    • @MjaucastRenzhion
      @MjaucastRenzhion 8 лет назад +19

      Grizwold Mayor I died when he said that ahaahhahahaha

    • @clonetrooper730
      @clonetrooper730 7 лет назад +65

      Holy fuck dude, that man is like the Muslim version of Bane. Born in a prison cell, except unlike Bane he's going to die in there too.

    • @igorchernenko2499
      @igorchernenko2499 7 лет назад +3

      abschussrampe I

    • @Alexander-tu3iv
      @Alexander-tu3iv 7 лет назад +4

      I wonder who his mother is, looking through his videos right now to find out. Poor Jabir

  • @An4thor91
    @An4thor91 8 лет назад +562

    "We have to vote...ew. Democracy, what kinda crap is that?"
    -Arumba

  • @caglarcakar6935
    @caglarcakar6935 8 лет назад +297

    "I could throw my wife in prison. What is she trying to do? She is trying to kill my lover. Ha hah ha! That's funny."
    -Arumba

  • @sophiaisbased9621
    @sophiaisbased9621 8 лет назад +433

    "I want a court eunuch dwarf jester."
    Arumba

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 8 лет назад +87

      "How do I sleep with my daughter?"
      Arumba

    • @sophiaisbased9621
      @sophiaisbased9621 8 лет назад +71

      "I love killing children."
      Arumba

    • @sophiaisbased9621
      @sophiaisbased9621 8 лет назад +64

      "You better believe I'm gonna do some incest - I mean wincest!"
      Arumba

  • @cacksm0ker
    @cacksm0ker 8 лет назад +613

    This is a god damned masterpiece

  • @jamack12345
    @jamack12345 8 лет назад +260

    "Some times it is nice to wear a dress, and walk about" - Arumba

  • @vladimirlenin8917
    @vladimirlenin8917 8 лет назад +438

    "How do you sleep with your daughter in this game?"

    • @AJ_244
      @AJ_244 8 лет назад +74

      "That's unfair!"

    • @MilanPavlovic540
      @MilanPavlovic540 7 лет назад +45

      You must be a Messalian or Zaroastrian, because of the lower penalties, seduce your wife and have a child, your future wife, with her but don't legitimize it. You can arrange bethrotal and marry her when she turns 16.
      Hope this helps (which surely will)!
      EDIT: Didn't realised that was the sentence Arumba said.

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 7 лет назад +14

      You should be allowed to. It should be a massive relationship penalty if you are caught though.

    • @PETIKE19951128
      @PETIKE19951128 6 лет назад +1

      Marry her off to someone than seduce her.

  • @lacerda6804
    @lacerda6804 8 лет назад +188

    Arumba, also known as plotting clusterfuck of death and destruction.

    • @rbd6502
      @rbd6502 7 лет назад +12

      Victor Mapping it is pronounced "wincest"

  • @308473mb
    @308473mb 8 лет назад +340

    Mr. Arumba's wild carriage ride.

    • @tristantfly
      @tristantfly 8 лет назад +73

      I want to get off Mr Arumba's wild carriage ride!

    • @betterrobots
      @betterrobots 8 лет назад +86

      there's only one way off, and it involves a balcony.

    • @zsaric13
      @zsaric13 7 лет назад

      Reb Brown i

    • @89IronMan2
      @89IronMan2 7 лет назад +1

      ALL ABOARD!! Hahahaha

  • @ScryptarPlaysGames
    @ScryptarPlaysGames 8 лет назад +211

    we need a compilation of Arumba playing Factorio multiplayer moments where he tells the others how wrong they are. that's easily 40 minutes

    • @clairearp2842
      @clairearp2842 8 лет назад +17

      +Long Game Short This is a great idea!

  • @berlindude75
    @berlindude75 7 лет назад +138

    "My wife was imprisoned. I didn't even notice she was gone." xD

  • @xIPatchy
    @xIPatchy 8 лет назад +40

    I'm convinced that if the NSA listens to everyone secretly that Arumba has been put on every watch list available.

  • @jabirjabir6246
    @jabirjabir6246 8 лет назад +40

    Here I am, Jabir. Still waiting in Arumba's dungeon. Still waiting. Just over 60 years here...

  • @tyvo5690
    @tyvo5690 8 лет назад +77

    "birds and the bees
    priests and the children"- Arumba

  • @benjaminsloniker3423
    @benjaminsloniker3423 8 лет назад +263

    In real-time, Arumba is amusing. Edited like this, well, let's just say I'm getting looks at work right now.

  • @alexcaswell2
    @alexcaswell2 8 лет назад +56

    "Why am I trying to kill my wife? What did she ever do to me? Eh, I'm sure I have a good reason."

  • @ThatIrishLass
    @ThatIrishLass 8 лет назад +22

    "To you, my dear, I will always be faithful."
    Damn, Arumba couldn't even keep a straight face.

  • @Oujouj426
    @Oujouj426 8 лет назад +69

    The finest strategy game deadpan comedy.

  • @Sweettooth1231
    @Sweettooth1231 4 года назад +4

    "Prince Manrique, who the hell is that? someone im supposed to know?... oh, its my son"

  • @wokealarm6203
    @wokealarm6203 6 месяцев назад +2

    omg the nostalgia, i remember the wife is pregnant event picture like its burned in my retina

  • @robins7730
    @robins7730 7 лет назад +9

    If Arumba ever decides to run for public office, these videos are going to be quote-mined like you've never seen before.

    • @popcornrocks5208
      @popcornrocks5208 6 лет назад +2

      JediRonPaul And it wont even be hard to qoutemine.

  • @TheOtherwise1337
    @TheOtherwise1337 8 лет назад +15

    I love the way you edit these videos, it's absolutely perfect. The Phantom of the Jews had me laughing my ass off throughout my house. Keep them coming, preferably more Arumba!

  • @niene82
    @niene82 8 лет назад +59

    Ok, regency over. Everyone involved will now DIE... lmao

  • @emperorfrederickjohnsoni8510
    @emperorfrederickjohnsoni8510 8 лет назад +63

    king henry VIII simulator

  • @chiu20044b122
    @chiu20044b122 8 лет назад +22

    This is brilliant. Can't believe I only found out about it now. I request a 2nd compilation!

  • @williamhughes2396
    @williamhughes2396 7 лет назад +7

    4:30 "the birds, the bess, the priests and the childr- ima stop" arumba is the best

  • @AJ_244
    @AJ_244 8 лет назад +21

    "It's the carriage for you."

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 7 лет назад +10

    that canyon outside his castle must be full of carriages.

  • @Fearosius
    @Fearosius 8 лет назад +49

    21:55 - Prison for 65 years! Hahahaha! Lost my shit!!

  • @grahamgawd1615
    @grahamgawd1615 8 лет назад +101

    "That's all women are good for in this game. Making babies and alliances." So sexist yet so true I died laughing. xD

  • @AlertedSponge
    @AlertedSponge Год назад +1

    ive been looking for this for so long

  • @matass95
    @matass95 8 лет назад +108

    ''How do you sleep with your daughter in this game?'' :O Arumba for wincest :D

  • @dibuk123
    @dibuk123 8 лет назад +47

    This. Is. AMAZING!

  • @gs9976
    @gs9976 8 лет назад +294

    You need to make a compilation of him pronouncing placenames ;)

    • @LongGameShort
      @LongGameShort  8 лет назад +105

      This is a wonderful idea. I'll defenitely do it. Sometime later, after 3 or 4 videos.

    • @gs9976
      @gs9976 8 лет назад +2

      yay ^^

    • @greawer8207
      @greawer8207 8 лет назад

      I remember when he tried to pronounce Szczecin, I think it was his Cossacks Uzbek game in EU4

  • @Gachmara
    @Gachmara 8 лет назад +14

    I once played AGOT, during Aegons conquest, where he failed to kill the gardener family, so i took matters into my own hands. I slaughtered nearly twenty family members in the course of ten year, most of them children, and then went to war against them for the throne, where i massacred the rest except two boys who i had castrated, enslaved and blinded XD

  • @kfizzledizzle8467
    @kfizzledizzle8467 5 лет назад +5

    "My son was born! And he's a twin! Two twins!."
    Yes, that's what 'twins' means.

  • @G4MERM4D09
    @G4MERM4D09 8 лет назад +14

    23 minutes of pure gold, nice.

  • @sindra309
    @sindra309 7 лет назад +5

    Tmw you get captured but you just smile in your cell as you have already won the war as you begin killing your enemies from inside a cell.

  • @proverbialking3452
    @proverbialking3452 8 лет назад +5

    if i ever want to threaten arumba...i will just retrieve the audio from this video...and parcel it to the nearest police station

  • @McGrewer
    @McGrewer 8 лет назад +8

    Out of context is the best context.

  • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
    @MSF_Soldier_Alligator 8 лет назад +14

    Arumba "the Carriage Killer" of Leon

  • @juliusvanderpoel5648
    @juliusvanderpoel5648 8 лет назад +4

    And this is just one playthrough...

  • @legiovl5772
    @legiovl5772 8 лет назад +5

    "Babies and alliances!" - Arumba

  • @TheLastCrusader22
    @TheLastCrusader22 7 лет назад +12

    "Aurelio the Just" xD

  • @ThatIrishLass
    @ThatIrishLass 8 лет назад +6

    "Sometimes it's nice to put on a dress, and, y'know, walk about."
    Arumba, is there something you'd like to tell us?

  • @awakeramos
    @awakeramos 8 лет назад +6

    Please share/give this to arumba, this is hilarious

  • @csobangal3944
    @csobangal3944 5 лет назад +4

    "two twins" good job Arumba...

  • @plat2716
    @plat2716 4 года назад +2

    "Two twins! Wow!"

  • @IemandIemandus
    @IemandIemandus 8 лет назад +9

    We need some T-shirts based on this video

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 8 лет назад +11

      "Make sure you stick it in the right place"
      Arumba

  • @sophiaisbased9621
    @sophiaisbased9621 8 лет назад +5

    Arumba is basically Walder Frey :D

  • @Enchie
    @Enchie 7 лет назад +6

    If Arumba was my subject, I would plot to kill him immediately, because I know he plots to kill me and every I love.

  • @karterdavis2732
    @karterdavis2732 8 лет назад +9

    Arumba should not be the leader of any country

  • @BlazeWill
    @BlazeWill 8 лет назад +3

    "Your wife was pregnant but I was away wasn't I?"
    You can get this all the time if you are paranoid, which I'm guessing you are since it happened with the next wife.

    • @popcornrocks5208
      @popcornrocks5208 6 лет назад +1

      William Kuehn You can also grt the event if you are not paranoid. Trust me, in my games it happened like 5 times to me while I was leading troops. It was always while leading troops.

  • @markpalmieri2808
    @markpalmieri2808 7 лет назад +9

    Free Jabir! He didn't do anything!

  • @Zeredek
    @Zeredek 8 лет назад +6

    "Princes Hmhmmm"

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 6 лет назад +1

    "How many wives have I been through? When in doubt, kill them all."
    - Arumba

  • @SneakySkitz0
    @SneakySkitz0 5 лет назад

    That's something I noticed when Arumba plays CK2. Even when he isn't talking about killing the person he is looking at, he still checks the plot to kill chance. Maybe not always but there is a lot of times where he silently checks it. It's hilarious to me xD

  • @raspberrypie1706
    @raspberrypie1706 7 лет назад +3

    Poor Jabir

  • @Sgarboss
    @Sgarboss 8 лет назад

    Love your videos! Keep up the good work.

  • @HenriqueRJchiki
    @HenriqueRJchiki 5 лет назад

    This video is even funnier when you realize 769 leon is now ridiculously easy with the reconquista mechanics

  • @Slopdoggy
    @Slopdoggy 6 лет назад

    "She's just a thing... A wretch."
    Got me so good

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 8 лет назад +2

    CK2 is so broken when being evil has practically no consequences.

    • @nomad123ad
      @nomad123ad 8 лет назад +8

      What do you mean? If you get caught trying to kill somebody, of course there are consequences.

  • @Wooksley
    @Wooksley 6 лет назад

    “I want a court eunuch dwarf jester” - Arumba.

  • @Mr9TalesFox
    @Mr9TalesFox 8 лет назад +3

    A son was born, my son, and his a twin , two twins, wow. :D

  • @rosteroster
    @rosteroster 8 лет назад +14

    #freejabil

  • @Bram06
    @Bram06 8 лет назад

    I love it, please make more of these :D

  • @ToastyMcGrath
    @ToastyMcGrath 7 лет назад +1

    Man, this game turns you into a monster, lol

  • @aliasn4088
    @aliasn4088 3 месяца назад

    My highest record for murders by a single character is 68. My guy was busy…

  • @draflo
    @draflo 8 лет назад +6

    13 should have been "13+1" cause she was pregnant.

  • @Subcomfreak1
    @Subcomfreak1 6 лет назад +1

    "the answer is, she is sleeping with her nephew."

  • @harleyjudy2850
    @harleyjudy2850 6 лет назад

    Teach me your ways wise one

  • @Sethola
    @Sethola 8 лет назад +1

    this world is too cruel for children

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 8 лет назад +8

    tumblr finds this and implodes

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 6 лет назад

    "You know what attractive daughters are good for? Nothing, really."
    - Arumba

  • @mathieugariepy2948
    @mathieugariepy2948 8 лет назад +1

    Glorious.

  • @AbraxasTheSecond
    @AbraxasTheSecond 8 лет назад

    This has been great. :)

  • @Zeratulr
    @Zeratulr 7 лет назад

    To be fair it's not all just about the murder. It's also about incest. Murder and incest solve almost everything. That's what this game has taught me...

  • @swootymedia6398
    @swootymedia6398 8 лет назад +4

    15:01-15:08 Ah. The Putin Method.

  • @bramvhgames5454
    @bramvhgames5454 5 лет назад

    I want him to run for president. That would be some great drama. :D

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 8 лет назад

    came here from factorio fatorisimo arumba mentioned this, hillarious

  • @freddykingofturtles
    @freddykingofturtles 7 лет назад +5

    Henry the VIII? Psh, what an amateur.

  • @Wodehousean
    @Wodehousean 4 года назад

    awesome sauce? by any chance do you like parks and recreation?

  • @DoctorPaco
    @DoctorPaco 8 лет назад +5

    2:53 LMAO!

    • @DoctorPaco
      @DoctorPaco 8 лет назад +4

      4:30 EVEN BETTER! XD

  • @patteri90
    @patteri90 7 лет назад

    Holy shit that Vidi, Vici, Veni pun

  • @Willys-Wagon
    @Willys-Wagon 5 лет назад

    Why one murder plot at a time, why paradox. So many needs to die, so little time..

  • @s.k.t.1945
    @s.k.t.1945 8 лет назад +6

    Man this is porn.

  • @hershkrukover7846
    @hershkrukover7846 6 лет назад

    guys can someone tell me how to get hereditary despotic imperial autocracy? it was my wish for my birthday

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo866 8 лет назад

    This video is full of win.

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 5 лет назад +1

    #JusticeforJabir

  • @predraggrujic2239
    @predraggrujic2239 8 лет назад +4

    "So sad I can't sleep with my daughter..."
    Ok I know it's CK2 but srsly wtf Arumba?

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 7 лет назад

    I thought I came here to watch Crusader Kings *not* Hitman

  • @adomjonsen6131
    @adomjonsen6131 8 лет назад +17

    hilarious

  • @pedrotaq
    @pedrotaq 8 лет назад

    How come you switch from middle Francia to leon??

  • @hazzballgaming6790
    @hazzballgaming6790 8 лет назад +13

    May I ask why you have arumba's content on your channel? Nice vid though, really funny

    • @LongGameShort
      @LongGameShort  8 лет назад +111

      Because... he doesn't mind? In fact he really liked the first video, Arumba the Heartless. And it's not like I'm just reuploading his whole let's plays. Nor am I monetizing the video.

    • @hazzballgaming6790
      @hazzballgaming6790 8 лет назад +1

      Long Game Short fair enough

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 8 лет назад +16

      It's fair use.

  • @ingold1470
    @ingold1470 6 лет назад

    How does he avoid vicious rumors?

  • @joebothell2171
    @joebothell2171 6 лет назад

    This is in no way provacative, none whatsoever.

  • @isaacandersen1
    @isaacandersen1 5 лет назад

    15:24 “who the hell is that? Oh, my son.” Forget your son again Mr trump?

  • @XxXValeriYoXxX
    @XxXValeriYoXxX 8 лет назад

    Wait untill I tell the P.C. Police about this!