You must be a Messalian or Zaroastrian, because of the lower penalties, seduce your wife and have a child, your future wife, with her but don't legitimize it. You can arrange bethrotal and marry her when she turns 16. Hope this helps (which surely will)! EDIT: Didn't realised that was the sentence Arumba said.
I love the way you edit these videos, it's absolutely perfect. The Phantom of the Jews had me laughing my ass off throughout my house. Keep them coming, preferably more Arumba!
I once played AGOT, during Aegons conquest, where he failed to kill the gardener family, so i took matters into my own hands. I slaughtered nearly twenty family members in the course of ten year, most of them children, and then went to war against them for the throne, where i massacred the rest except two boys who i had castrated, enslaved and blinded XD
"Your wife was pregnant but I was away wasn't I?" You can get this all the time if you are paranoid, which I'm guessing you are since it happened with the next wife.
William Kuehn You can also grt the event if you are not paranoid. Trust me, in my games it happened like 5 times to me while I was leading troops. It was always while leading troops.
That's something I noticed when Arumba plays CK2. Even when he isn't talking about killing the person he is looking at, he still checks the plot to kill chance. Maybe not always but there is a lot of times where he silently checks it. It's hilarious to me xD
To be fair it's not all just about the murder. It's also about incest. Murder and incest solve almost everything. That's what this game has taught me...
Because... he doesn't mind? In fact he really liked the first video, Arumba the Heartless. And it's not like I'm just reuploading his whole let's plays. Nor am I monetizing the video.
"Oh, she's homosexual, this shall be a challenge!"
-Arumba
For those looking for it, or missed it, this was at 4:16.
Need to take Arumba to a lesbian bar and see if he says that. I would totally buy him a drink to watch.
A "snuggle with a struggle", amirite?
"Taught him all about the birds and the bees, and the priests and the childr...."
- Arumba
Harmen Korvemaker >:]
*_ANDERSOOOOOOOOON!!!_*
Jabir...
In prison for 65 years.
Is 65 years old.
We will never forget you, Jabir, your place is in our hearts right next to Harambe.
Grizwold Mayor I died when he said that ahaahhahahaha
Holy fuck dude, that man is like the Muslim version of Bane. Born in a prison cell, except unlike Bane he's going to die in there too.
abschussrampe I
I wonder who his mother is, looking through his videos right now to find out. Poor Jabir
"We have to vote...ew. Democracy, what kinda crap is that?"
-Arumba
"I could throw my wife in prison. What is she trying to do? She is trying to kill my lover. Ha hah ha! That's funny."
-Arumba
"I want a court eunuch dwarf jester."
Arumba
"How do I sleep with my daughter?"
Arumba
"I love killing children."
Arumba
"You better believe I'm gonna do some incest - I mean wincest!"
Arumba
This is a god damned masterpiece
"Some times it is nice to wear a dress, and walk about" - Arumba
"How do you sleep with your daughter in this game?"
"That's unfair!"
You must be a Messalian or Zaroastrian, because of the lower penalties, seduce your wife and have a child, your future wife, with her but don't legitimize it. You can arrange bethrotal and marry her when she turns 16.
Hope this helps (which surely will)!
EDIT: Didn't realised that was the sentence Arumba said.
You should be allowed to. It should be a massive relationship penalty if you are caught though.
Marry her off to someone than seduce her.
Arumba, also known as plotting clusterfuck of death and destruction.
Victor Mapping it is pronounced "wincest"
Mr. Arumba's wild carriage ride.
I want to get off Mr Arumba's wild carriage ride!
there's only one way off, and it involves a balcony.
Reb Brown i
ALL ABOARD!! Hahahaha
we need a compilation of Arumba playing Factorio multiplayer moments where he tells the others how wrong they are. that's easily 40 minutes
+Long Game Short This is a great idea!
"My wife was imprisoned. I didn't even notice she was gone." xD
berlindude75 ok
I'm convinced that if the NSA listens to everyone secretly that Arumba has been put on every watch list available.
Here I am, Jabir. Still waiting in Arumba's dungeon. Still waiting. Just over 60 years here...
"birds and the bees
priests and the children"- Arumba
In real-time, Arumba is amusing. Edited like this, well, let's just say I'm getting looks at work right now.
"Why am I trying to kill my wife? What did she ever do to me? Eh, I'm sure I have a good reason."
"To you, my dear, I will always be faithful."
Damn, Arumba couldn't even keep a straight face.
The finest strategy game deadpan comedy.
"Prince Manrique, who the hell is that? someone im supposed to know?... oh, its my son"
omg the nostalgia, i remember the wife is pregnant event picture like its burned in my retina
If Arumba ever decides to run for public office, these videos are going to be quote-mined like you've never seen before.
JediRonPaul And it wont even be hard to qoutemine.
I love the way you edit these videos, it's absolutely perfect. The Phantom of the Jews had me laughing my ass off throughout my house. Keep them coming, preferably more Arumba!
Ok, regency over. Everyone involved will now DIE... lmao
king henry VIII simulator
This is brilliant. Can't believe I only found out about it now. I request a 2nd compilation!
Soon. 90% done.
4:30 "the birds, the bess, the priests and the childr- ima stop" arumba is the best
"It's the carriage for you."
that canyon outside his castle must be full of carriages.
21:55 - Prison for 65 years! Hahahaha! Lost my shit!!
"That's all women are good for in this game. Making babies and alliances." So sexist yet so true I died laughing. xD
ive been looking for this for so long
''How do you sleep with your daughter in this game?'' :O Arumba for wincest :D
This. Is. AMAZING!
You need to make a compilation of him pronouncing placenames ;)
This is a wonderful idea. I'll defenitely do it. Sometime later, after 3 or 4 videos.
yay ^^
I remember when he tried to pronounce Szczecin, I think it was his Cossacks Uzbek game in EU4
I once played AGOT, during Aegons conquest, where he failed to kill the gardener family, so i took matters into my own hands. I slaughtered nearly twenty family members in the course of ten year, most of them children, and then went to war against them for the throne, where i massacred the rest except two boys who i had castrated, enslaved and blinded XD
Gachmara ... Well Goddamn.
"My son was born! And he's a twin! Two twins!."
Yes, that's what 'twins' means.
23 minutes of pure gold, nice.
Tmw you get captured but you just smile in your cell as you have already won the war as you begin killing your enemies from inside a cell.
if i ever want to threaten arumba...i will just retrieve the audio from this video...and parcel it to the nearest police station
Out of context is the best context.
Arumba "the Carriage Killer" of Leon
And this is just one playthrough...
"Babies and alliances!" - Arumba
"Aurelio the Just" xD
"Sometimes it's nice to put on a dress, and, y'know, walk about."
Arumba, is there something you'd like to tell us?
Please share/give this to arumba, this is hilarious
"two twins" good job Arumba...
Redundant but technically not wrong
"Two twins! Wow!"
We need some T-shirts based on this video
"Make sure you stick it in the right place"
Arumba
Arumba is basically Walder Frey :D
If Arumba was my subject, I would plot to kill him immediately, because I know he plots to kill me and every I love.
Arumba should not be the leader of any country
"Your wife was pregnant but I was away wasn't I?"
You can get this all the time if you are paranoid, which I'm guessing you are since it happened with the next wife.
William Kuehn You can also grt the event if you are not paranoid. Trust me, in my games it happened like 5 times to me while I was leading troops. It was always while leading troops.
Free Jabir! He didn't do anything!
"Princes Hmhmmm"
"How many wives have I been through? When in doubt, kill them all."
- Arumba
That's something I noticed when Arumba plays CK2. Even when he isn't talking about killing the person he is looking at, he still checks the plot to kill chance. Maybe not always but there is a lot of times where he silently checks it. It's hilarious to me xD
Poor Jabir
Love your videos! Keep up the good work.
This video is even funnier when you realize 769 leon is now ridiculously easy with the reconquista mechanics
"She's just a thing... A wretch."
Got me so good
CK2 is so broken when being evil has practically no consequences.
What do you mean? If you get caught trying to kill somebody, of course there are consequences.
“I want a court eunuch dwarf jester” - Arumba.
A son was born, my son, and his a twin , two twins, wow. :D
#freejabil
I love it, please make more of these :D
Man, this game turns you into a monster, lol
My highest record for murders by a single character is 68. My guy was busy…
13 should have been "13+1" cause she was pregnant.
"the answer is, she is sleeping with her nephew."
Teach me your ways wise one
this world is too cruel for children
tumblr finds this and implodes
"You know what attractive daughters are good for? Nothing, really."
- Arumba
Glorious.
This has been great. :)
To be fair it's not all just about the murder. It's also about incest. Murder and incest solve almost everything. That's what this game has taught me...
15:01-15:08 Ah. The Putin Method.
I want him to run for president. That would be some great drama. :D
came here from factorio fatorisimo arumba mentioned this, hillarious
Killaim in which episode he mentions it
Henry the VIII? Psh, what an amateur.
awesome sauce? by any chance do you like parks and recreation?
2:53 LMAO!
4:30 EVEN BETTER! XD
Holy shit that Vidi, Vici, Veni pun
Why one murder plot at a time, why paradox. So many needs to die, so little time..
Man this is porn.
guys can someone tell me how to get hereditary despotic imperial autocracy? it was my wish for my birthday
This video is full of win.
#JusticeforJabir
"So sad I can't sleep with my daughter..."
Ok I know it's CK2 but srsly wtf Arumba?
I thought I came here to watch Crusader Kings *not* Hitman
hilarious
How come you switch from middle Francia to leon??
May I ask why you have arumba's content on your channel? Nice vid though, really funny
Because... he doesn't mind? In fact he really liked the first video, Arumba the Heartless. And it's not like I'm just reuploading his whole let's plays. Nor am I monetizing the video.
Long Game Short fair enough
It's fair use.
How does he avoid vicious rumors?
This is in no way provacative, none whatsoever.
15:24 “who the hell is that? Oh, my son.” Forget your son again Mr trump?
Wait untill I tell the P.C. Police about this!