Hogwarts Legacy Is Stupid

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @crab363
    @crab363 Год назад +5672

    Love that Pyro is in Slytherin, the house that's represented by a reptile that swallows its prey whole.

    • @cephon6198
      @cephon6198 Год назад +524

      And inflates as a result...

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Год назад +123

      You mean it swallows its prey's hole?

    • @biomocs
      @biomocs Год назад +86

      The prophecy has been fulfilled.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Год назад +16

      Oh

    • @Pyracyntrix
      @Pyracyntrix Год назад +1

      Fat gassy snake

  • @GaroldMc
    @GaroldMc Год назад +2111

    Every time pyro makes a joke he looks over at chat and suddenly loses his smile

    • @theonlyMoancore
      @theonlyMoancore Год назад +172

      Because his fans only want Petscop 2

    • @harrydubois6619
      @harrydubois6619 Год назад +195

      Because the chat tells better jokes than him

    • @Feedyyourheadd
      @Feedyyourheadd Год назад +4

      @@harrydubois6619 LMAOOO

    • @liberteabiberty
      @liberteabiberty Год назад +2

      Because he’s trying to white knight with trashing the game. Virtue signaling at its finest

    • @__sanchez2094
      @__sanchez2094 Год назад +70

      @@liberteabiberty holy buzzwords

  • @redc7146
    @redc7146 Год назад +2454

    I love how Rowling established that there’s four frats: one for undeniably good people, one for one-dimensional villains, and then completely forgot about the other two.

    • @filipw8050
      @filipw8050 Год назад +361

      love how they tolerated the magic nazi for so long in universe too

    • @iwantthekidsbackkaren5525
      @iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 Год назад +383

      the two forgotten ones are for stuck up nerds and one for soft treehuggers

    • @C03-T3
      @C03-T3 Год назад +256

      The other two is: Smart people and Stupid people

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 Год назад +84

      @@filipw8050 magic nazi is not a word combination i thought I would hear in my life

    • @arcanefire7511
      @arcanefire7511 Год назад +69

      Thats harry potter for ya. Its just bad lol.

  • @yuuneeq9494
    @yuuneeq9494 Год назад +1579

    The Sorting hat screaming "Slytherin!" and revealing that the student is a skin head is an underrated moment.

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 Год назад +50

      Indeed.

    • @kabbablabba4073
      @kabbablabba4073 Год назад

      he litcherally has cancer you freaking bigot

    • @SOSO_CREPITUS
      @SOSO_CREPITUS Год назад +4

      Whats that suppose to mean?

    • @goofgoobernicus
      @goofgoobernicus Год назад +45

      @@SOSO_CREPITUS nahtzee

    • @SOSO_CREPITUS
      @SOSO_CREPITUS Год назад

      @@goofgoobernicus oh come on. Leave the neo nazi american/british crap out of hogwarts legacy.
      The only bias in hogwarts is muggles, half bloods and the Weaslys.
      Harry should’ve befriended Malfoy instead of Ron. Ron insulted Malfoy first. Ron’s an asshole.

  • @arty217
    @arty217 Год назад +6183

    Pyro, you're British, I think this is considered treason

  • @GeneralAlpaca
    @GeneralAlpaca Год назад +1840

    25:37 Fun fact: in the full stream Pyro laughed at Dolan Dark's message for over 4 minutes

    • @hydra_lisk
      @hydra_lisk Год назад +183

      He was so sleep deprived by that point it was 8 hours in

    • @moltengears7483
      @moltengears7483 Год назад +7

      @bobbyjoetheunicornbro2087 probably

    • @narlie2974
      @narlie2974 Год назад +94

      @Bobby Joe The Unicornbro please go outside

    • @narlie2974
      @narlie2974 Год назад +45

      @Bobby Joe The Unicornbro nah thats fine its just that the woke extremist bit is kinda 😬😬

    • @totallygreatgamer2957
      @totallygreatgamer2957 Год назад +23

      @Bobby Joe The Unicornbro
      the woke extremists in question:
      people that did not buy the game

  • @Aickelodeon
    @Aickelodeon Год назад +2575

    That was unironically the _funniest_ Dolan Dark joke I've ever laughed at

    • @rickard486
      @rickard486 Год назад +21

      Holy shit you're right

    • @dmitrivologoslav
      @dmitrivologoslav Год назад +44

      but it wasn't that funny? unless this comment is ironic then i'm stupid lol

    • @muufle
      @muufle Год назад +365

      @@dmitrivologoslav considering we're on the pyrocynical channel, the bar for funny jokes is very low

    • @newdawnfades444
      @newdawnfades444 Год назад +7

      I blame the chinese

    • @tw0bold
      @tw0bold Год назад +29

      @@dmitrivologoslav if you don't find that funny, I'm so sorry to hear you spent money on a ps5

  • @p0kiipanda
    @p0kiipanda Год назад +3599

    Pyro: “Hogwarts Legacy is stupid”
    Also Pyro: Plays it for 11 hours long to the point where the livestream kermits sewerslide

    • @HunterBloodHunterBlood
      @HunterBloodHunterBlood Год назад +66

      He said it was stupid but never said that it was boring now did he?

    • @p0kiipanda
      @p0kiipanda Год назад +366

      @@HunterBloodHunterBlood I’m just clowning because I can completely relate to shitting on a game and then proceeding to waste hours of my life on it (looking at you, Dead by Daylight)

    • @DrinzenDrawz
      @DrinzenDrawz Год назад +65

      Found it funny that he said he'd just put a couple of hours in at the start and then proceeded to play it for half a day

    • @poker4501
      @poker4501 Год назад +14

      I mean he played Kane and Lynch 2 whole and whole.

    • @Boss24601
      @Boss24601 Год назад +10

      @@p0kiipandawhy mention dbd… i can never escape it

  • @rl_dvrk
    @rl_dvrk Год назад +1085

    In this game pyro learnt the spell "the ps5 has no games" and it makes the enemy automatically agree

  • @JeromeSankara
    @JeromeSankara Год назад +1575

    "I'm slowly transitioning into the Forspoken woman" JK Rowling is gonna be at Pyro's doorstep any moment now

    • @RebelWvlf
      @RebelWvlf Год назад +31

      Rowling have no power here

    • @harrydubois6619
      @harrydubois6619 Год назад +59

      Rowling will cast ACKio on Pyro, a spell which summons a chair and rope, and causes its victim to realize the mistake they’ve made

    • @felinor693
      @felinor693 Год назад

      @@harrydubois6619 jk rowling ain't gonna fuck u bro

    • @amukarna
      @amukarna Год назад +96

      how dare he transition without changing his name to Dixie Gonn

    • @JeromeSankara
      @JeromeSankara Год назад +19

      @@amukarna I'm dying, that's perfect.

  • @TheNinjaMobster
    @TheNinjaMobster Год назад +585

    The last hour in the stream was crazy, chat was spammin pyro to go to bed, bro actually fell asleep twice and woke up twice, but he was still determined to play up until the 11th hour

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 Год назад +87

      That kinda warms my heart, shitpostery aside the comunity cares about Pyro wellbeing.

    • @jacksonlegler9375
      @jacksonlegler9375 Год назад +15

      Yeah it was actually concerning to be present for

    • @davidgarage103
      @davidgarage103 Год назад +23

      @@jacksonlegler9375 I’m pretty sure he was very drunk as well. Very weird experience

    • @ilySoMuch0
      @ilySoMuch0 Год назад +4

      "ooooo the bed is warm and comfy ooooo 🛏️🛏️🛏️"

    • @shinji2898
      @shinji2898 Год назад +1

      The fact that this seems to be a consistent thing with him is bizarre. It’s almost like some weird ass compulsion of his for any games he’s steaming with.

  • @williammartin1691
    @williammartin1691 Год назад +152

    See making a wizard game is actually genius because now any bug or glitch is actually just magic.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Год назад +407

    It's funny how Pyro made his character bald, considering that's how he's going to look like in a few years given his receding hairline

  • @ridezz6743
    @ridezz6743 Год назад +290

    My favourite part of the stream was the last couple of hours where you just see Pyros brain melting along with the gameplay and then without saying anything the stream ends. Masterpiece

  • @entropy404
    @entropy404 Год назад +260

    I like how everyone just uses the fucking knight armor lmao the elden ring fatigue is real

    • @Griff589
      @Griff589 Год назад +12

      Nah I’m wearing the leprechaun fit, it’s the ultimate hamburgerler

    • @Ollybollyk
      @Ollybollyk Год назад +20

      Tbh I’ve been wearing the knight armor in every game I can since like 2010.

    • @entropy404
      @entropy404 Год назад +5

      @@qqqpq 🗿

  • @theultimatebusta
    @theultimatebusta Год назад +105

    Everytime pyro hears or sees the words “unlucky” or “no games”, the dopamine receptors in his brain go off.

  • @narlie2974
    @narlie2974 Год назад +260

    cant believe pyro's hog has warts now

    • @ayushmankandwal6042
      @ayushmankandwal6042 Год назад +21

      Can't believe pyro played a game that is on ps5(ps5 has no games)

    • @Jaydee-wd7wr
      @Jaydee-wd7wr Год назад

      Careful with that PFP, JK Rowling might shank you.

    • @kaxcommentssomethingREAL
      @kaxcommentssomethingREAL Год назад

      @@ayushmankandwal6042 THAT'S INSANE
      how does one even do it

    • @fibber2991
      @fibber2991 Год назад +1

      You will never be a woman

  • @Zariatartakowska
    @Zariatartakowska Год назад +192

    >plays game about being in a school
    >annoyed when game teaches you stuff
    yeah

    • @arcanefire7511
      @arcanefire7511 Год назад +14

      Lol its the way done. The game is undeniably trash.

    • @joelmartinez5807
      @joelmartinez5807 Год назад +44

      @@arcanefire7511 L

    • @Zariatartakowska
      @Zariatartakowska Год назад +5

      @@arcanefire7511 if u couldn't tell i am joking. i agree that the tutorial is a bit too long

    • @Trojan24
      @Trojan24 Год назад

      @@arcanefire7511 have you played it yourself or just watched it?

    • @TheBanatter
      @TheBanatter Год назад +2

      ​@@arcanefire7511 Not sure if "undeniably" is the correct word to use here.

  • @TheEvanBrownShow
    @TheEvanBrownShow Год назад +226

    if the game had an inflation spell it would be a ten out of then wouldn't it pyro?

  • @riv7797
    @riv7797 Год назад +54

    I like how Pyro's character went from looking like Walter White/bald Harry Potter, to the boy in the striped pajamas, and then a dark souls character

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 Год назад +229

    if pyro was an actual wizard he would be a hufflepuff known for dark-souls dodge-rolling everywhere who periodically glitches out of reality because the game engine cannot handle british people

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад +3

      Pyro would be the kid who does the armchair spell from the films and then sets things he calls mid on fire sneakily

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 22 дня назад

      Okay this was funny

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck Год назад +389

    Can’t believe Pyrocynical would run over my English Terrier while simultaneously blowing up 2 children hospitals

    • @thesun3002
      @thesun3002 Год назад +8

      Truly unforgivable

    • @Nucksen
      @Nucksen Год назад

      But to be fair, he deserved it

    • @Sparkle0501
      @Sparkle0501 Год назад +9

      Truly the Pyro moment of all time

    • @TJUntame
      @TJUntame Год назад +3

      All in le head

    • @orbrat212
      @orbrat212 Год назад +1

      (real)

  • @nathanholtzclaw
    @nathanholtzclaw Год назад +75

    I’m so used to Bethesda games that when I see an invisible character or magic or something in this game I just assume it’s a bug

  • @Sleepii..
    @Sleepii.. Год назад +179

    I can’t believe Pyro sabotaged the development of this game. The shame.

  • @crackcheetos3363
    @crackcheetos3363 Год назад +44

    as soon as he said "so I've been transported ..." every forspoken trailer flashes back to me in an instant

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Год назад +2

      elden chest

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab Год назад +2

      @@redmist6630 the elden brainrot is real

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Год назад

      @@SunshowerWonderlab "he said the same fuckin joke 3 times, I dont think its funny"

  • @ancientnightTV
    @ancientnightTV Год назад +35

    Him laughing at that no games bit was some of the best things to witness live. He kept on laughing and tried to repeat the same joke over ten times. Man went on his Vaas arc.

  • @leeshapon
    @leeshapon Год назад +33

    editor is the goat for cutting 11 hours down to 30 minutes fr

    • @stacyfearlicia
      @stacyfearlicia Год назад +1

      the fact that they had to sit through 11 hours of pyro 💀💀

  • @fronk4208
    @fronk4208 Год назад +38

    Pyro be like:
    >buy story driven game
    >look inside
    >cutscene

    • @butterlove1605
      @butterlove1605 Год назад +16

      God, I don't wanna imagine Pyro going through a Yakuza game. He'd probably skip every non cutscene long dialogue scene then complain about the story making no sense.

  • @riv7797
    @riv7797 Год назад +113

    Pyro going insane at the end of the stream was some of the best content he’s made

  • @junktruck
    @junktruck Год назад +49

    I like how pyro pretty much made Daniel Radcliffe in that movie where he infiltrates a group of racist skinheads

  • @beachtrooper2061
    @beachtrooper2061 Год назад +143

    I can’t believe pyro would post during school hours in America, truly brave

  • @maybemythodical
    @maybemythodical Год назад +139

    good to know i can still play this game blindly cause pyro skipped every cutscene

    • @arcanefire7511
      @arcanefire7511 Год назад +15

      why would you subject yourself to the torture.

    • @hmpang4996
      @hmpang4996 Год назад +20

      @@arcanefire7511 ?

    • @daArtist_
      @daArtist_ Год назад +1

      @@arcanefire7511 people are weird they are the reasons everything sucks

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD Год назад +2

      ​@@arcanefire7511 torture? Idk the game seems pretty fun and my friends who have it love it

  • @harveywhitehouse919
    @harveywhitehouse919 Год назад +17

    "Harry potter did you put no games on the PS5," Dolan Dark asked calmly

  • @Crimson_Gates
    @Crimson_Gates Год назад +30

    The last two hours of this stream were just pure pain

  • @kortegunslinger4458
    @kortegunslinger4458 Год назад +30

    26:26 I can't believe the fact that as soon as the voice bot said "Insert Fallout New Vegas reference" an NPC looking exactly like the Vault Guy from Fallout 4 walked by

  • @ashkorew5405
    @ashkorew5405 Год назад +50

    One thing they should have added is that once you learn dark magic you could go rogue and become evil like Voldemort, you could go back to school cause havoc and get banished and you get a new game plot to explore but no! Once you learn dark magic you can go back to school without no worries, I can kill a teacher with avakadabra or mind control someone but I’m still entitled to a good education 😂

    • @alexkeska9300
      @alexkeska9300 Год назад +8

      Holy shit you're actually so smart, that's actually such a huge opportunity that they missed out on

    • @Raquya
      @Raquya Год назад +5

      They were regularly killing each other off in duels back then, like it was still the wild west. Even Dumbledore got the elder wand off its previous owner after killing him in a duel.

    • @ashkorew5405
      @ashkorew5405 Год назад +10

      @@Raquya No my point is learning dark magic should have a lasting consequence. It’s called “dark magic” for a reason but the game doesn’t see it like that.

    • @helloneighbour2408
      @helloneighbour2408 Год назад

      @@alexkeska9300 plenty of people said that you're kinda dull aren't you

    • @alexkeska9300
      @alexkeska9300 Год назад

      @@helloneighbour2408 well i havent heard of this up until he said it you fucking idiot, you're kinda dull yourself aren't you?

  • @ezzyelder3385
    @ezzyelder3385 Год назад +173

    Rowling is the kind of writer who will write in a magic time traveling potion into the story when it is convenient for that plot, and then in the next book has to write in something incredibly stupid like "the shelf holding all of the magic time travel potions fell over and now there's none left, oops!" now that it's existence in the story is inconvenient for the current plot.

    • @strawberry_boicake
      @strawberry_boicake Год назад +11

      good thing she had nothing to do with this game

    • @felinor693
      @felinor693 Год назад +1

      @@strawberry_boicakethe writing is still ass

    • @strawberry_boicake
      @strawberry_boicake Год назад +3

      @@felinor693 didn't say it wasn't 🫴🏻

    • @ezzyelder3385
      @ezzyelder3385 Год назад +71

      @@strawberry_boicake I didn't say she had anything to do with this game. But she is the creator of the story, and the story is dogshit.

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon Год назад

      yeah not only is she a bigot but shes also a fucking hack lol

  • @princessdollgf
    @princessdollgf Год назад +3

    The reason why Harry Potter doesn't use the Disillusionment Charm to sneak around is because the charm works by mimicking the appearance of background objects and patters. Anyone could spot him sneaking about if they just looked around for any parallax effects due to changing angle of observation (like a dew drop on a book page, making the word underneath it larger than the words around it). The Invisibility cloak is just better for moving, while the Disillusionment charm is good for standing completely still. I learned this for googling the same question and reading a Harry Potter spell book.

  • @refitek
    @refitek Год назад +20

    pyro is the definition of twitter as a streamer

  • @Cuestrupaster
    @Cuestrupaster Год назад +7

    Devs need to understand: If your game isn't survival your game probably *DON'T* need a limited inventory, there's excessions for that, but they are few...

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 10 месяцев назад

      and in this game it's just inexcusable because it's a game about *magic*
      just add a spell that teleports items to a safe area or a bag that lets you hold infinite items in it

  • @starmana5362
    @starmana5362 Год назад +91

    1 Minute in, already better than forespoken

    • @tomm5790
      @tomm5790 Год назад +11

      that's a very low bar

    • @jayceallen6530
      @jayceallen6530 Год назад +17

      @@tomm5790 a massively low bar, hi fi rush came out and its odd how i dont really see a ton of people talk about it when its the best game that has came out so far this year

    • @coolhcoolh
      @coolhcoolh Год назад +3

      @@jayceallen6530 hogwarts legacy was better

    • @arcanefire7511
      @arcanefire7511 Год назад +4

      @@coolhcoolh Cap

    • @keyan1219
      @keyan1219 Год назад +3

      @@coolhcoolh bot 🤖

  • @rosar.mp4
    @rosar.mp4 Год назад +34

    I cant believe pyro has declared war against all of england harry potter fanbase.

    • @RoachChaddjr
      @RoachChaddjr Год назад

      Why Harry potter's English fanbase not the world?

  • @FullMetalVevo
    @FullMetalVevo Год назад +15

    I hate the implication that Britain is a real place

  • @Cocaine_RejeKt
    @Cocaine_RejeKt Год назад +19

    I loved how pyro proceeded to have his Brain melted by this game to the point where he wanted about Random things fell asleep and refused to talk for a long timeand fell asleep till RUclips itself ended the stream.

  • @EricCarvalho-zh8vs
    @EricCarvalho-zh8vs Год назад +28

    Pyro literally made Walter White

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 Год назад

      *Kid named Finger.

    • @fibber2991
      @fibber2991 Год назад +1

      Pyro is literally Flynn but with more brain damage.

  • @AdyyY77
    @AdyyY77 Год назад +10

    i like how from PyroLIVE video to another the join goal gets higher and higher. Cruelty squad video is unachievable

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 Год назад +11

    I'd like to wish Harry Potter II the best of luck with his chemo. You got this bro.

  • @cadillac.krafter.6279
    @cadillac.krafter.6279 Год назад +9

    I like how pyro is trying to dodge the spells irl 20:12 💀

  • @NunyaBusiness21
    @NunyaBusiness21 Год назад +16

    why does pyro keep playing games, his tiktok brain can't handle more than 1 minute of cutscenes.

    • @arlaghdoth4434
      @arlaghdoth4434 Год назад +12

      Yes, that's something that's been bothering me lately with his content on the livestreams. He barely ever has the patience to play any of the games properly, at this point it's not a stream about playing the game or seeing his reactions to the game, it's him trying really hard to create comedy at the expense of whatever he's playing. I mean that can be fun to watch, but it feels a little empty.

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 Год назад +10

    He changed the join reward from 9k to 10k 💀

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 Год назад +3

    I still can't believe that the main plot of this game is about a servant/slave rebellion, where the slaves are the bad guys.

  • @hotsauceonmywall3253
    @hotsauceonmywall3253 Год назад +15

    pyros laugh is so precious and obnoxious at the same time

  • @occasionalshredder
    @occasionalshredder Год назад +8

    Watching pyro skip all the dialogue then wonder why things are the way they are after theyve been explained minutes prior is great

  • @twelve1844
    @twelve1844 Год назад +6

    Pyro will cast a spell called "Inflatus Brappus" on his TF2 folder

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo Год назад +4

    honestly I never had a better nap than watching this stream

  • @PeachyPetra23
    @PeachyPetra23 Год назад +8

    12:40 Pyro forgetting this whole franchise is built off people who won’t shut up about the books

  • @Harryjordan
    @Harryjordan Год назад +61

    maybe if pyro was able to learn the spell "fatpyro farticus" he would've enjoyed the game a little more

  • @h4ndle4me
    @h4ndle4me Год назад +6

    1:04 i literally thought the cutscene was bugged

  • @Tau_24
    @Tau_24 Год назад +31

    Got to give it to Pyro, he powered through a nearly twelve-hour stream straight, on a game he was quickly losing interest in... then he crashed hard and we didn't see him live for another week... one month from now.

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 Год назад +3

    That’s the thing about this game, if you aren’t really the biggest fan of Harry Potter or are more lukewarm about it
    The early sections of the game are gonna feel VERY slow, and hand holdy. It’s mostly fan service and “OH LOOK AT THIS THING THATS IN THE BOOKS/MOVIES!!” And a lot of Roleplay elements.
    That being said, as someone who IS a fan of Harry Potter, and someone who’s always wanted a genuine Hogwarts School experience this is what I’ve wanted.
    It’s not perfect and it’s not even exceptionally Great, but it’s pretty damn good by my metric and milage as a fan.
    In fact I wish they made it a bit more expansive and immersive . Excuse the shite comparison, but I wish they were like the bully mini games for schooling along side all the main and side quests
    As a side optional thing that helped to contribute to your end of year points for your house. So you winning the house cup has actual meaning and merit

  • @tudytudy3316
    @tudytudy3316 Год назад +6

    Harry Potter if he was 50 and 16 at the same time, had terminal cancer and started cooking meth

  • @Sparkle0501
    @Sparkle0501 Год назад +13

    I cant believe Pyro would pick Slytherin and kill everyone

  • @davidgarage103
    @davidgarage103 Год назад +20

    Pyro played a game for 11 hours straight, the last hours completely drunk and continues to call the game shit. I love it

    • @daArtist_
      @daArtist_ Год назад +2

      The game is garbage bro.

  • @Hyrska
    @Hyrska Год назад +4

    16.52 well no one asked of this but the reason why the cloak was good is that it cannot be detected, it will not wear over time and in the books atleast basically no one could make himself invisible with the spell only like Dumledore was able to make him completely invisible. (yes no one asked for this:D)

    • @Hyrska
      @Hyrska Год назад +1

      Yes I probably made like 1000 grammar mistakes in that comment

    • @arlaghdoth4434
      @arlaghdoth4434 Год назад

      @@Hyrska Tis fine my dude.

  • @BeefcakeKARS
    @BeefcakeKARS 11 месяцев назад +1

    literally, my favorite joke in Harry Potter is that Dumbledore just rewards Gryffindor with baffling amounts of points for Harry Potter breathing

  • @theuhhjone
    @theuhhjone Год назад +11

    this entire stream was a mess and i would never take back watching it for 11 hours

  • @skalatoor4872
    @skalatoor4872 Год назад +46

    classic video as always mr clinical

  • @packapunch1901
    @packapunch1901 Год назад +7

    i love how every single cut he comes back in a different outfit

  • @realjackcooper420
    @realjackcooper420 Год назад +6

    "HAAAAAAAARRY POOOOOOTTER DID YOU SPAWN A COMBINE HUNTER CHOPPER IN THE DADA CLASS!? FAIL RP!!!" [ADMIN]Dubledore420 screamed calmly into his 99p headset

  • @LoominousShroominous
    @LoominousShroominous Год назад +5

    Pyro losing it over a ps5 has no games joke is so fucking funny

  • @javidark4
    @javidark4 Год назад +6

    "Jesus maybe the game gets good later but oh my God does it give you so much hand-holding in the beginning"
    Bro, you payed 60 bucks to roleplay as a private school student. Of course there is going to be hand-holding in this "no PS5 exclusive" game.

  • @Siegeotex
    @Siegeotex Год назад +4

    “I haven’t seen a red headed person in years!”
    Considering I am one it’s kind of hard not to look at one everyday! Both my parents and one brother and two step brothers are also red heads.

  • @hypers829
    @hypers829 Год назад +4

    Is there a way to get hold of the whole VOD pyro? I missed your stream to go to my aunt's funeral.

    • @yourmanjimbo
      @yourmanjimbo Год назад +3

      Pathetic, funeral

    • @CHRISISSCARINGTHEHOES
      @CHRISISSCARINGTHEHOES Год назад +5

      Rest in peace to her, dawg.

    • @arlaghdoth4434
      @arlaghdoth4434 Год назад +1

      watch?v=dQt4jR5hdWM Here's the link, video is unlisted but the full stream is there. Don't know for how much longer it will be up though.

  • @sporkmaster5131
    @sporkmaster5131 Год назад +8

    “Very evil demons on the first floor”
    I choked
    Just like the people who went to first floor 💀

    • @DevonXM1014
      @DevonXM1014 Год назад

      Do those demons have twelve... ya know.

    • @fibber2991
      @fibber2991 Год назад +1

      @@DevonXM1014 Xe is into that, probably.

  • @Alfiethegamerr
    @Alfiethegamerr Год назад +3

    It's like those doors that you need an ability for is like in real like where the gate is just 10ft tall whilst the fences are smaller than the amount of time that you get to actually play the game rather than watching cutscenes for 3/4s of the game

    • @satanmcqueen7538
      @satanmcqueen7538 Год назад

      auto generated wall of text

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 Год назад

      i would bet my life that not a single neuron sparked a bit of intelligence while this comment was written, what the fuck does any of this mean?

  • @Mikolargest
    @Mikolargest Год назад +9

    I didn’t know that pyro also had a terabyte of oversized TF2 characters aswell as his love for Harry Potter!

  • @LowLevelLemmy
    @LowLevelLemmy Год назад +2

    I seriously don’t get what people have against the bioshock pipe mini game. It’s actually the funest mini game ever. I hack everything in that game just to play it.

  • @skywardarceus
    @skywardarceus Год назад +3

    What a thrill
    With darkness and silence through the night
    What a thrill
    I'm searching and I'll melt into you
    What a fear in my heart
    But you're so supreme!
    I give my life
    Not for honor, but for you (snake eater)
    In my time, there'll be no one else
    Crime, it's the way I fly to you (snake eater)
    I'm still in a dream, snake eater
    Someday you go through the rain
    Someday you feed on a tree frog
    It's ordeal, the trial to survive
    For the day we see new light
    I give my life
    Not for honor, but for you (snake eater)
    In my time, there'll be no one else
    Crime, it's the way I fly to you (snake eater)
    I'm still in a dream, snake eater
    I'm still in a dream, snake eater
    (Snake eater)

  • @PissFromTheAbyss
    @PissFromTheAbyss Год назад +2

    It's funny. I remember playing Chamber of Secrets on the PS2 and you had a lot of gameplay to do, a lot of things to get through, and once you did, you were rewarded with a brief cutscene.
    Cutscenes used to be something I was looking forward to, because at the time, having cutscenes that lasted longer than 30 seconds were a luxury. Now it's more like a... gameplay parasite.

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 Год назад

      me when the severely tech limited game from like 20 years ago or whatever has short cutscenes and the very high tech and advanced video game has long cutscenes... interactive moovhies booo hooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @CentauriTT
    @CentauriTT Год назад +10

    Everyone out here tryna make their wizard look like Harry I’m out here tryna make him look like Pyro. Complete with the high pitch fem voice of course

  • @zarvidnoom1547
    @zarvidnoom1547 Год назад +6

    "There's No Gameplay, There's Been Nothing!"
    Ah, Truly a PS5 Exclusive.

  • @bootstrapparadox8656
    @bootstrapparadox8656 Год назад +8

    I saw the Harry Potter no games ps5 joke on stream, longest five minutes of my life

  • @sillycatgirlnya
    @sillycatgirlnya Год назад +8

    as someone who doesn't know a single thing about this franchise i'm just confused

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Год назад

      Never saw the films as a kid? I’m just assuming you’re a 20 something year old.

    • @sillycatgirlnya
      @sillycatgirlnya Год назад

      @@derpstick5467 i'm 17 and nope i never saw them.

    • @liamoconnor8950
      @liamoconnor8950 Год назад

      you don't need to know anything about the franchise to understand the game

    • @sillycatgirlnya
      @sillycatgirlnya Год назад

      @@liamoconnor8950 i don't understand the game either

    • @liamoconnor8950
      @liamoconnor8950 Год назад

      @@sillycatgirlnya really not a hard concept

  • @unoriginalperson72
    @unoriginalperson72 Год назад +3

    1:54 my mother walked in when this part was playing and she thought the dude's bald head was someones backside

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 Год назад +6

    10:14
    Pyro shopping at Bad Dragon

  • @elijahpelito4722
    @elijahpelito4722 Год назад +3

    Kind of crazy how similar the game is to Forspoken, especially with the combat, the difficulty settings and the awkward cutscenes

  • @finnish_hunter
    @finnish_hunter Год назад +2

    The pyjama "joke" is so overdone already, like every streamer does it for the "laughs".

  • @mediumChungus69
    @mediumChungus69 Год назад +3

    "shoot shoot shoot, dodge. He wasn't lying"
    *Pyro completely ignoring the objective on the side of his screen*

  • @iceprince4197
    @iceprince4197 Год назад +2

    This is, unironically, the most I’ve seen Pyro laugh in a single video. Say what you want about the game, but the content we got out of it is gold

  • @ashumon23
    @ashumon23 Год назад +6

    So sad that pyro can't play a kids game with mech controls

  • @ac8911
    @ac8911 Год назад +1

    Meanwhile in Morrowind the intro is waking up on a ship, doing a 30 second interview on shore and then you're thrown into the world without a safety net

  • @blinkyy4594
    @blinkyy4594 Год назад +3

    How to make pyro laugh step 1: insert dead PS5 joke. Step 2: profit

  • @piggytje
    @piggytje Год назад +1

    16:50 idc the spell doesn't make you invisible only very powerfull wizards can make themself invisible for a limited time with it, a normal wizard can make themself harder to spot and that is why you can still get seen with the spell, that is why the invisibility cloak is a thing
    I know I am a nerd

  • @LavaSaver
    @LavaSaver Год назад +3

    Incredible, this is the first time I've ever actually laughed at a "PS5 has no games" joke and Pyro isn't even the one who told it

  • @BedsheetGhost_
    @BedsheetGhost_ Год назад +1

    OSRS has more things to do in it than this game

    • @BelisariusCawl
      @BelisariusCawl Год назад

      Ok but osrs is one of the biggest mmos by a mile

  • @Sc0rch_Burns
    @Sc0rch_Burns Год назад +2

    It’s actually really cute to see Pyro laugh so much. It’s nice to see him laugh.

  • @DuranMK2
    @DuranMK2 Год назад +1

    31:00 I really wish the facecam was on for the "WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @johndillion5804
    @johndillion5804 Год назад +6

    during stream it was genuinely 40 minutes of pyro being unable to move past the dolan meme.

  • @ivan_ivanovich_entmt
    @ivan_ivanovich_entmt Год назад +2

    Can’t wait for the “this was all in le head” video analysis and since the protagonist was bald it’s probably tied to Breaking Bad.

  • @userSoulguy
    @userSoulguy Год назад +6

    0:39 Hi everyone. Harrythony Pottertano here, the internet's busiest music wizard